WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Rope Swing Fail

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels second date up dates. I think everybody in

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<v Speaker 1>this room can agree on one thing. Nature blows. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? Nature? Nature ruins everything. It's always

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<v Speaker 1>like in the way of a really cool area that

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<v Speaker 1>you could build a sweet building. Oh my gosh, you're awful.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like bugs and stuff out there that can hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then dates, Nature ruins. Dates. Don't ever go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date in nature. And if you need proof of that,

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<v Speaker 1>well ask Josh, who's on the phone right now for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. Once again, the curse that is

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<v Speaker 1>Mother Nature ruined his date. What's up, Josh? How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Guys? Please tell me you don't agree with him, right, Josh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. There's like ups and downs, right because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a great idea before this one. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so like I don't fully agree, but I mean there's moments, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's moments when Mother Nature's just a yes, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And this sounds like a case of just that, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>according to your email. So before we get into your situation,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the name of the girl that you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call today? My name is Rachel. Rachel okay, and where

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet Rachel. I met her on Tinder. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and did you guys connect because you both love the

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<v Speaker 1>great outdoors? Yeah, I mean kind of. Yes. We were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about a couple of things to do, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we matched up, and do you like hiking? I like hiking?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't everyone like hiking on dating profiles though, Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the standard thing everybody puts. I like hiking and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>into food. It's like what you put down when you

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of any real true hobbies that you have.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do. I actually do like hiking. I always

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<v Speaker 1>come hiking with my dogs. My dog's name is Girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's really cute or desperate. Look at it, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you you've already won a lot of Brownie points. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a good dog. Okay, so you do want to

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<v Speaker 1>do a second day update with your dog or you wanted? Oh, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to call Rachel because she's she's the person. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so did How did hiking go with Rachel? It was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>We met in the parking lot um and then we

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<v Speaker 1>uh and we walked on down the path, got to

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<v Speaker 1>there was about like ten minutes into the day. We

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<v Speaker 1>were laughing. We're having a good time talking, and girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>was running around all up in front, all through the valley.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get so confused when you're calling your dog

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend this entire thing. I know, I'll just refer to

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<v Speaker 1>her as my dog from now on. Okay, there you go,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be helpful. Yeah, all right, so your dog's

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<v Speaker 1>running around, you're out there with Rachel getting eaten by

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<v Speaker 1>mosquitoes and sunburn. Probably sense horrible, But okay, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>sound like you're enjoying yourself. Yeah, we're having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I found this, um, this rope swing. It's hanging

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<v Speaker 1>from this solid branch just right in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>this valley, right and then she gets on the swing

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<v Speaker 1>and I accidentally push her from like length wise down

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<v Speaker 1>the valley, so she didn't have a place to step

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<v Speaker 1>off of onto the different sides of the valley. Does

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<v Speaker 1>it make sense? No, Like, is this swing over a

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<v Speaker 1>canyon or something? I don't understand when you're saying valley. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a slight valley where you can go up

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<v Speaker 1>on one side of the valley and put your foot

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<v Speaker 1>in a little knot on this little kind of kind

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<v Speaker 1>of swing thing, and you can you can kind of

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<v Speaker 1>step off it and swing back and forth. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a rope swing that would go over water, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's no water. There's this exactly like it used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>It used to be a river, but it's now not

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<v Speaker 1>a river. Got it? Okay, there's an opportunity that if

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<v Speaker 1>you fell off into the valley or the dry river

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<v Speaker 1>bed or whatever, you could hurt yourself pretty bad, which

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<v Speaker 1>is unfortunately what happened. She fell off the rope swing

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<v Speaker 1>onto the ground. Yeah. I mean, she got up on

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<v Speaker 1>the rope swing right, and I pushed her lengthwise down

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<v Speaker 1>the valley and she wasn't able to stop properly, and

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<v Speaker 1>she tried to get off of it, and she got

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<v Speaker 1>her foot stuck and she accidentally fell onto the ground

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<v Speaker 1>and scraped up her entire leg. How did she react?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously she's in pain, but like, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean obviously, like I went over to see like how

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<v Speaker 1>she was doing when she fell, but she was a

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<v Speaker 1>little fisted and she said, you know, clearly, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the right way to push me. That's funny, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was I felt really bad. I ended up helping her

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<v Speaker 1>up and getting her up off the ground, but I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it ended up semi okay. She ended up like

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<v Speaker 1>leaning on me the entire way back, which was nice. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, in the back of my head, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, no, no, but she's hurt. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>had to limp the entire way back so badly that

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<v Speaker 1>she had to lean on you for support. It was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cute. Great plan, Josh, I like it. What

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<v Speaker 1>happened at the end? Did she just get in her

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<v Speaker 1>car and leave? No? Like I asked her. I was like, so,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this was like a terrible idea, but why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we do something safer next time? How was that

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<v Speaker 1>let's actually just go to dinner or something like that. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and you said you've been texting. As she stopped talking

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<v Speaker 1>to her, guys are still kind of talking. It's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like it's just off and on. Like she texts me,

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<v Speaker 1>I text her, I really don't know, Like it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like she's blowing me off, but I don't know. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, come back, call her and find out

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<v Speaker 1>if she is blowing off. And if she isn't, it

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<v Speaker 1>might ruin your chances of getting a second date. But

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see in your second date update coming up right

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<v Speaker 1>after this looking jubil in the morning. If you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us for today's second date update, Josh is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and Josh is what we referred to as

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<v Speaker 1>a swinger. That's right, and that might have ruined Josh's

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<v Speaker 1>first date because Josh took his date for a little

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<v Speaker 1>swing in action. And apparently when you swing too hard,

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<v Speaker 1>people get hurt. You know what I'm saying, Josh, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>possibly yeah yeah. If you missed the first part of

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update, Josh took a girl named Rachel hiking.

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<v Speaker 1>They went hiking and then they found a rope swing

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<v Speaker 1>on the trail somewhere and they swung back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>on it. He did fine, and then when he pushed her,

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<v Speaker 1>he pushed her the wrong way down like a little

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<v Speaker 1>ravine or something, and she ended up falling because she

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get off the swing, and she scratched up her leg.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they ended the date after he patched her

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<v Speaker 1>up and sent her on her way, and she's been

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<v Speaker 1>texting with him but kind of giving him the blow off.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna find out if it's another case of

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<v Speaker 1>swinging gone wrong when we call her in just a second,

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<v Speaker 1>any last thoughts, Josh, No, I hope you guys can

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<v Speaker 1>get to the bottom of this. She's a she's very

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and she's really fun. She did like a super

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<v Speaker 1>symmetrical face. What that's okay? I mean, yes, she must

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<v Speaker 1>be very photographic. She's very photographics. You know what they say,

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<v Speaker 1>symmetrical faces are good jeans. No, you know that's a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a thing, right, Josh. I thought you were so

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<v Speaker 1>normal until you just started analyzing the distance between her eyes. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just I don't know, it's something that I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>about anyway, She's very beautiful. Here we go, Josh. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find out why she doesn't want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I'm gonna do her phonn him right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Rachel? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Rachel. Hey, what's up, Rachel? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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<v Speaker 1>is the radio show. Yes, we actually got an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you from one of our listeners. What from who? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Josh, and you guys recently went on

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<v Speaker 1>a hike together. Oh okay, I can't tell. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good laugh or not good laugh. Yeah, Josh. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was not expecting this call. Wasn't expecting to be

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio right now. Why is he sending emails

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<v Speaker 1>about me? Well, because we do a segment on our

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<v Speaker 1>show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out with somebody on a date and then end

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<v Speaker 1>up blowing them off, they email us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can get you on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. And Josh kind of thinks that you've been

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<v Speaker 1>giving him the runaround. I mean, I don't really think

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<v Speaker 1>I blew him off. Well, he says that you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, been texting a bunch, but you'll kind of

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<v Speaker 1>disappear for a few days, and then every time he

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<v Speaker 1>asks you out, you say you're busy. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Some stuff has come up. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of extra works. If happened, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It just hasn't been the easiest to meet back up

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<v Speaker 1>with him. Yeah right now. But Rachel, when you really

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<v Speaker 1>like somebody, you make time. Okay, true? Yeah, I mean sure, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Rachel, should I just go back to Josh then

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<v Speaker 1>and say, hey, Rachel absolutely wants to go out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>She likes you a lot, and she can't wait. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, please don't know. Obviously you don't really want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with him again? Can you tell us why?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's a nice guy, he's fine. Um, he

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<v Speaker 1>just has some weird habits. I guess there are a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weird tendencies I found out. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what are they. Um, I don't know. He's got weird

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<v Speaker 1>ideas about his dog. I feel like weird ideas about

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<v Speaker 1>his dog. I don't know. Um, he told us that

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<v Speaker 1>the dog's name was Girlfriend, which I thought was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I don't know, it's just kind of creepy

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<v Speaker 1>in the long run, I felt like, um, really it

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<v Speaker 1>was creepy. Okay, now I'm really concerned because you said

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<v Speaker 1>weird ideas about his dog, and now the word creepy

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<v Speaker 1>has come up. Should we be on the phone with

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<v Speaker 1>police and not you? Now? No, I mean it's something

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<v Speaker 1>that shocking, I guess, or that I don't know. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you just not a person that likes dogs very much? Movie? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I love dogs, I love I have pets. I love

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<v Speaker 1>my pets. It's just I don't like, I don't make

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<v Speaker 1>out with them in front of people. WHOA, that's make out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bold statement there, Rachel. Josh making out with

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend a little? I mean, oh really Okay, now you

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<v Speaker 1>really have to face it was an been face kiss

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<v Speaker 1>what whoa? Let's let's rewind here a second, Rachel. So

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<v Speaker 1>now you really have to explain when did he make

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<v Speaker 1>out with this dog in front of you? After we

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<v Speaker 1>took a little hike, we found like the swing, like

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<v Speaker 1>a little rope swing, and you know, to cut to

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<v Speaker 1>the point, I ended up getting hurt, okay, falling. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that I'm really upset about getting hurt, like

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<v Speaker 1>an accident, prone like whatever, But it was just when

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<v Speaker 1>he came to check on me, he was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>asking how I was. He was checking, you know, looked

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<v Speaker 1>at my leg and then he was like, hey, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want do you want my dog to like lick

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<v Speaker 1>your wounds? What was wait? Yeah? Was he be serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Like your bloody open wounds on your leg? Yeah? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I was just cut like all down my leg, like

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<v Speaker 1>a big gash like on my thigh um. And I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like I was still kind of coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>it from like just the shock of like falling and

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<v Speaker 1>like getting myself back together, and he was just like no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's like treating it like you know, the dog's

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<v Speaker 1>tongue was medicinal and he's just like now there's like

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<v Speaker 1>there's enzymes and the tongue and it helps break down

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<v Speaker 1>things like this is how dogs, you know, heal their

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<v Speaker 1>wounds in the wild, like they just look at back

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<v Speaker 1>to health. It'll stop the bleeding. And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just like poured some water on it, give

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<v Speaker 1>me your t shirt maybe, Like so you didn't take

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<v Speaker 1>him up on the dog, Like huh, I didn't, okay didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just smell a little weird about it. Where does

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<v Speaker 1>the dog makeout session happen? Well, like after I was

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, you know, and he was just like, no, look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. And so then he just gave he gave

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend a big kiss in front of me, and that

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<v Speaker 1>just made me wonder like how like how much more

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<v Speaker 1>is he doing this? Is he carrying around an albox?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he expecting me to kiss him? After that? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like it was like there's a few

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts in my head after that, And I hate to

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<v Speaker 1>ask for more graphic detail. But was it like tongue

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<v Speaker 1>to tongue and dog kiss like he like opened I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the togs kind of came out there. There's definitely some

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<v Speaker 1>looking exchanges on the faces. It was looking each other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there was just like a lot there was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of looking action around the mouth. Muse like full lip contact.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's nothing wrong with that. I think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people would argue with you. Is that Josh

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone? Yeah, actually it is. He's been on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you are you serious? Hi, Rachel. I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea that that was what the thing was that you

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<v Speaker 1>thought was weird. I mean, it was just it was

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<v Speaker 1>a little off putting. It was just a little in

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<v Speaker 1>the end, I think. Okay, but no, no no, let me explain.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I wanted to show you how clean a dog's

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<v Speaker 1>mouth was. I wasn't making out with the dog. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to show you how clean it was. So it

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<v Speaker 1>would lick your leg, hey, well your tongue for touching.

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<v Speaker 1>So it really looked like you were you were heading

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<v Speaker 1>for a makeout such to me, Well, yes, our tongues

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<v Speaker 1>were touching. But that was just to prove to you

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<v Speaker 1>that dogs have clean mouth, you know. I mean that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a dog licking before. I just don't do

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<v Speaker 1>it like that on purpose. Like I understand, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm just not trying. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>have that dog be by doctor right now. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>my wounds, I get. I thought it would be good.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be it would be useful. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Josh, how okay. One, I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>your facts about dogs having clean mouth are true. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's an old wives tale. And two, why on

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<v Speaker 1>earth would you think it's a good idea to one

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<v Speaker 1>kiss your dog and then offer to have your dog

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<v Speaker 1>clean up I mean, essentially a stranger's wounds. The simplest

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<v Speaker 1>way that I can actually say that that dog, Salima,

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<v Speaker 1>has a lot of white blood cells in it that

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<v Speaker 1>are it's very good to help clean out wounds, clean

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<v Speaker 1>out scrapes, get all the gravel outside of you know. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like even if you have a sunburned girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>can lick that right off for you. Oh so wrong, Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you've done a lot of research in

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<v Speaker 1>finding reasons for your dog to lick you. I not

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<v Speaker 1>for not to like me, No, no, no, just to

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<v Speaker 1>like heal No, just stick with Aliba. Josh, that is weird,

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<v Speaker 1>man till stuff like that to me. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little gross. I mean we were out in

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<v Speaker 1>the woods that day anyway, so you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>she was already looking up off the ground, what she

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<v Speaker 1>was sniffing. Like anything that goes in that mouth is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be cleaned out by that mouth. Good point, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they say. That's what they say, right, oh, Rachel, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>after hearing everything that you just heard, Josh and his

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<v Speaker 1>dog would love it if you would go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with them. Would you be interested? We

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for it. I'm sorry, but I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna have to pass. Yeah, I mean yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>probably for a lot of reasons. I mean, you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>would always be second tiered a girlfriend anyway, exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>He's already got one girlfriend, so no, no, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I am making a mistake, Rachel. His girlfriend's just the

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<v Speaker 1>one little faster in my life, my tongue. He works

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<v Speaker 1>in many different ways, Rachel. Whole thing are you sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're sure you don't want to go out. Josh and

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<v Speaker 1>his mysterious toime, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say now. Yeah really didn't help your faith. Well, unfortunately, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>it just has to be you and your dog for

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<v Speaker 1>a little while, which I don't think you're gonna mind

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<v Speaker 1>very much, so I think you're good. Actually, broken jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning,