Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second date up dates. I think everybody in
Speaker 1: this room can agree on one thing. Nature blows. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Nature? Nature ruins everything. It's always
Speaker 1: like in the way of a really cool area that
Speaker 1: you could build a sweet building. Oh my gosh, you're awful.
Speaker 1: There's like bugs and stuff out there that can hurt you.
Speaker 1: And then dates, Nature ruins. Dates. Don't ever go on
Speaker 1: a date in nature. And if you need proof of that,
Speaker 1: well ask Josh, who's on the phone right now for
Speaker 1: a second date update. Once again, the curse that is
Speaker 1: Mother Nature ruined his date. What's up, Josh? How are
Speaker 1: you doing? Guys? Please tell me you don't agree with him, right, Josh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's like ups and downs, right because
Speaker 1: I thought it was a great idea before this one. Um,
Speaker 1: so like I don't fully agree, but I mean there's moments, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's moments when Mother Nature's just a yes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And this sounds like a case of just that, Josh,
Speaker 1: according to your email. So before we get into your situation,
Speaker 1: what's the name of the girl that you want to
Speaker 1: call today? My name is Rachel. Rachel okay, and where
Speaker 1: did you meet Rachel. I met her on Tinder. Okay,
Speaker 1: and did you guys connect because you both love the
Speaker 1: great outdoors? Yeah, I mean kind of. Yes. We were
Speaker 1: talking about a couple of things to do, you know,
Speaker 1: we matched up, and do you like hiking? I like hiking?
Speaker 1: Doesn't everyone like hiking on dating profiles though, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the standard thing everybody puts. I like hiking and I'm
Speaker 1: into food. It's like what you put down when you
Speaker 1: can't think of any real true hobbies that you have.
Speaker 1: But I do. I actually do like hiking. I always
Speaker 1: come hiking with my dogs. My dog's name is Girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's really cute or desperate. Look at it, Josh,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you've already won a lot of Brownie points. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's a good dog. Okay, so you do want to
Speaker 1: do a second day update with your dog or you wanted? Oh, Rachel,
Speaker 1: I want to call Rachel because she's she's the person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so did How did hiking go with Rachel? It was nice.
Speaker 1: We met in the parking lot um and then we
Speaker 1: uh and we walked on down the path, got to
Speaker 1: there was about like ten minutes into the day. We
Speaker 1: were laughing. We're having a good time talking, and girlfriend
Speaker 1: was running around all up in front, all through the valley.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get so confused when you're calling your dog
Speaker 1: girlfriend this entire thing. I know, I'll just refer to
Speaker 1: her as my dog from now on. Okay, there you go,
Speaker 1: that would be helpful. Yeah, all right, so your dog's
Speaker 1: running around, you're out there with Rachel getting eaten by
Speaker 1: mosquitoes and sunburn. Probably sense horrible, But okay, you guys
Speaker 1: sound like you're enjoying yourself. Yeah, we're having a good time.
Speaker 1: So I found this, um, this rope swing. It's hanging
Speaker 1: from this solid branch just right in the middle of
Speaker 1: this valley, right and then she gets on the swing
Speaker 1: and I accidentally push her from like length wise down
Speaker 1: the valley, so she didn't have a place to step
Speaker 1: off of onto the different sides of the valley. Does
Speaker 1: it make sense? No, Like, is this swing over a
Speaker 1: canyon or something? I don't understand when you're saying valley. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a slight valley where you can go up
Speaker 1: on one side of the valley and put your foot
Speaker 1: in a little knot on this little kind of kind
Speaker 1: of swing thing, and you can you can kind of
Speaker 1: step off it and swing back and forth. So it's
Speaker 1: like a rope swing that would go over water, but
Speaker 1: there's no water. There's this exactly like it used to be.
Speaker 1: It used to be a river, but it's now not
Speaker 1: a river. Got it? Okay, there's an opportunity that if
Speaker 1: you fell off into the valley or the dry river
Speaker 1: bed or whatever, you could hurt yourself pretty bad, which
Speaker 1: is unfortunately what happened. She fell off the rope swing
Speaker 1: onto the ground. Yeah. I mean, she got up on
Speaker 1: the rope swing right, and I pushed her lengthwise down
Speaker 1: the valley and she wasn't able to stop properly, and
Speaker 1: she tried to get off of it, and she got
Speaker 1: her foot stuck and she accidentally fell onto the ground
Speaker 1: and scraped up her entire leg. How did she react?
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously she's in pain, but like, well, I
Speaker 1: mean obviously, like I went over to see like how
Speaker 1: she was doing when she fell, but she was a
Speaker 1: little fisted and she said, you know, clearly, that's not
Speaker 1: the right way to push me. That's funny, and I
Speaker 1: was I felt really bad. I ended up helping her
Speaker 1: up and getting her up off the ground, but I
Speaker 1: guess it ended up semi okay. She ended up like
Speaker 1: leaning on me the entire way back, which was nice. Wait,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, in the back of my head, I
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, no, but she's hurt. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: had to limp the entire way back so badly that
Speaker 1: she had to lean on you for support. It was
Speaker 1: kind of cute. Great plan, Josh, I like it. What
Speaker 1: happened at the end? Did she just get in her
Speaker 1: car and leave? No? Like I asked her. I was like, so,
Speaker 1: I mean, this was like a terrible idea, but why
Speaker 1: don't we do something safer next time? How was that
Speaker 1: let's actually just go to dinner or something like that. Oh,
Speaker 1: and you said you've been texting. As she stopped talking
Speaker 1: to her, guys are still kind of talking. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like it's just off and on. Like she texts me,
Speaker 1: I text her, I really don't know, Like it seems
Speaker 1: like she's blowing me off, but I don't know. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call her and find out
Speaker 1: if she is blowing off. And if she isn't, it
Speaker 1: might ruin your chances of getting a second date. But
Speaker 1: we'll see in your second date update coming up right
Speaker 1: after this looking jubil in the morning. If you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's second date update, Josh is on
Speaker 1: the phone and Josh is what we referred to as
Speaker 1: a swinger. That's right, and that might have ruined Josh's
Speaker 1: first date because Josh took his date for a little
Speaker 1: swing in action. And apparently when you swing too hard,
Speaker 1: people get hurt. You know what I'm saying, Josh, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: possibly yeah yeah. If you missed the first part of
Speaker 1: today's second date update, Josh took a girl named Rachel hiking.
Speaker 1: They went hiking and then they found a rope swing
Speaker 1: on the trail somewhere and they swung back and forth
Speaker 1: on it. He did fine, and then when he pushed her,
Speaker 1: he pushed her the wrong way down like a little
Speaker 1: ravine or something, and she ended up falling because she
Speaker 1: couldn't get off the swing, and she scratched up her leg.
Speaker 1: And then they ended the date after he patched her
Speaker 1: up and sent her on her way, and she's been
Speaker 1: texting with him but kind of giving him the blow off.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna find out if it's another case of
Speaker 1: swinging gone wrong when we call her in just a second,
Speaker 1: any last thoughts, Josh, No, I hope you guys can
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. She's a she's very
Speaker 1: beautiful and she's really fun. She did like a super
Speaker 1: symmetrical face. What that's okay? I mean, yes, she must
Speaker 1: be very photographic. She's very photographics. You know what they say,
Speaker 1: symmetrical faces are good jeans. No, you know that's a
Speaker 1: that's a thing, right, Josh. I thought you were so
Speaker 1: normal until you just started analyzing the distance between her eyes. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's just I don't know, it's something that I noticed
Speaker 1: about anyway, She's very beautiful. Here we go, Josh. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna find out why she doesn't want to go out
Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna do her phonn him right now.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Rachel? Please?
Speaker 1: This is Rachel. Hey, what's up, Rachel? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning
Speaker 1: is the radio show. Yes, we actually got an email
Speaker 1: about you from one of our listeners. What from who? Well,
Speaker 1: his name is Josh, and you guys recently went on
Speaker 1: a hike together. Oh okay, I can't tell. That's a
Speaker 1: good laugh or not good laugh. Yeah, Josh. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I was not expecting this call. Wasn't expecting to be
Speaker 1: on the radio right now. Why is he sending emails
Speaker 1: about me? Well, because we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you
Speaker 1: go out with somebody on a date and then end
Speaker 1: up blowing them off, they email us to see if
Speaker 1: we can get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: what happened. And Josh kind of thinks that you've been
Speaker 1: giving him the runaround. I mean, I don't really think
Speaker 1: I blew him off. Well, he says that you guys,
Speaker 1: you know, been texting a bunch, but you'll kind of
Speaker 1: disappear for a few days, and then every time he
Speaker 1: asks you out, you say you're busy. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Some stuff has come up. I've had
Speaker 1: a couple of extra works. If happened, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just hasn't been the easiest to meet back up
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah right now. But Rachel, when you really
Speaker 1: like somebody, you make time. Okay, true? Yeah, I mean sure, okay,
Speaker 1: So Rachel, should I just go back to Josh then
Speaker 1: and say, hey, Rachel absolutely wants to go out with you.
Speaker 1: She likes you a lot, and she can't wait. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, please don't know. Obviously you don't really want
Speaker 1: to go out with him again? Can you tell us why?
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a nice guy, he's fine. Um, he
Speaker 1: just has some weird habits. I guess there are a
Speaker 1: couple of weird tendencies I found out. I don't know
Speaker 1: what are they. Um, I don't know. He's got weird
Speaker 1: ideas about his dog. I feel like weird ideas about
Speaker 1: his dog. I don't know. Um, he told us that
Speaker 1: the dog's name was Girlfriend, which I thought was kind
Speaker 1: of funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was kind of cute.
Speaker 1: But then I don't know, it's just kind of creepy
Speaker 1: in the long run, I felt like, um, really it
Speaker 1: was creepy. Okay, now I'm really concerned because you said
Speaker 1: weird ideas about his dog, and now the word creepy
Speaker 1: has come up. Should we be on the phone with
Speaker 1: police and not you? Now? No, I mean it's something
Speaker 1: that shocking, I guess, or that I don't know. Are
Speaker 1: you just not a person that likes dogs very much? Movie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love dogs, I love I have pets. I love
Speaker 1: my pets. It's just I don't like, I don't make
Speaker 1: out with them in front of people. WHOA, that's make out.
Speaker 1: That's a bold statement there, Rachel. Josh making out with
Speaker 1: girlfriend a little? I mean, oh really Okay, now you
Speaker 1: really have to face it was an been face kiss
Speaker 1: what whoa? Let's let's rewind here a second, Rachel. So
Speaker 1: now you really have to explain when did he make
Speaker 1: out with this dog in front of you? After we
Speaker 1: took a little hike, we found like the swing, like
Speaker 1: a little rope swing, and you know, to cut to
Speaker 1: the point, I ended up getting hurt, okay, falling. And
Speaker 1: it's not that I'm really upset about getting hurt, like
Speaker 1: an accident, prone like whatever, But it was just when
Speaker 1: he came to check on me, he was, you know,
Speaker 1: asking how I was. He was checking, you know, looked
Speaker 1: at my leg and then he was like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want do you want my dog to like lick
Speaker 1: your wounds? What was wait? Yeah? Was he be serious?
Speaker 1: Like your bloody open wounds on your leg? Yeah? Like
Speaker 1: I was just cut like all down my leg, like
Speaker 1: a big gash like on my thigh um. And I
Speaker 1: mean like I was still kind of coming out of
Speaker 1: it from like just the shock of like falling and
Speaker 1: like getting myself back together, and he was just like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like he's like treating it like you know, the dog's
Speaker 1: tongue was medicinal and he's just like now there's like
Speaker 1: there's enzymes and the tongue and it helps break down
Speaker 1: things like this is how dogs, you know, heal their
Speaker 1: wounds in the wild, like they just look at back
Speaker 1: to health. It'll stop the bleeding. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: can you just like poured some water on it, give
Speaker 1: me your t shirt maybe, Like so you didn't take
Speaker 1: him up on the dog, Like huh, I didn't, okay didn't.
Speaker 1: I just smell a little weird about it. Where does
Speaker 1: the dog makeout session happen? Well, like after I was
Speaker 1: like I don't know, you know, and he was just like, no, look,
Speaker 1: it's fine. And so then he just gave he gave
Speaker 1: girlfriend a big kiss in front of me, and that
Speaker 1: just made me wonder like how like how much more
Speaker 1: is he doing this? Is he carrying around an albox?
Speaker 1: Was he expecting me to kiss him? After that? Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like it was like there's a few
Speaker 1: thoughts in my head after that, And I hate to
Speaker 1: ask for more graphic detail. But was it like tongue
Speaker 1: to tongue and dog kiss like he like opened I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: the togs kind of came out there. There's definitely some
Speaker 1: looking exchanges on the faces. It was looking each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was just like a lot there was a lot
Speaker 1: of looking action around the mouth. Muse like full lip contact.
Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing wrong with that. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people would argue with you. Is that Josh
Speaker 1: on the phone? Yeah, actually it is. He's been on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Are you are you serious? Hi, Rachel. I had no
Speaker 1: idea that that was what the thing was that you
Speaker 1: thought was weird. I mean, it was just it was
Speaker 1: a little off putting. It was just a little in
Speaker 1: the end, I think. Okay, but no, no no, let me explain.
Speaker 1: Like I wanted to show you how clean a dog's
Speaker 1: mouth was. I wasn't making out with the dog. I
Speaker 1: wanted to show you how clean it was. So it
Speaker 1: would lick your leg, hey, well your tongue for touching.
Speaker 1: So it really looked like you were you were heading
Speaker 1: for a makeout such to me, Well, yes, our tongues
Speaker 1: were touching. But that was just to prove to you
Speaker 1: that dogs have clean mouth, you know. I mean that's fine.
Speaker 1: I've had a dog licking before. I just don't do
Speaker 1: it like that on purpose. Like I understand, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just not trying. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: have that dog be by doctor right now. I'm like
Speaker 1: my wounds, I get. I thought it would be good.
Speaker 1: I thought it would be it would be useful. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Josh, how okay. One, I don't know that
Speaker 1: your facts about dogs having clean mouth are true. I
Speaker 1: think that's an old wives tale. And two, why on
Speaker 1: earth would you think it's a good idea to one
Speaker 1: kiss your dog and then offer to have your dog
Speaker 1: clean up I mean, essentially a stranger's wounds. The simplest
Speaker 1: way that I can actually say that that dog, Salima,
Speaker 1: has a lot of white blood cells in it that
Speaker 1: are it's very good to help clean out wounds, clean
Speaker 1: out scrapes, get all the gravel outside of you know. Look,
Speaker 1: I mean like even if you have a sunburned girlfriend,
Speaker 1: can lick that right off for you. Oh so wrong, Josh.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you've done a lot of research in
Speaker 1: finding reasons for your dog to lick you. I not
Speaker 1: for not to like me, No, no, no, just to
Speaker 1: like heal No, just stick with Aliba. Josh, that is weird,
Speaker 1: man till stuff like that to me. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's a little gross. I mean we were out in
Speaker 1: the woods that day anyway, so you don't know what
Speaker 1: she was already looking up off the ground, what she
Speaker 1: was sniffing. Like anything that goes in that mouth is
Speaker 1: going to be cleaned out by that mouth. Good point, Josh,
Speaker 1: that's what they say. That's what they say, right, oh, Rachel, Rachel,
Speaker 1: after hearing everything that you just heard, Josh and his
Speaker 1: dog would love it if you would go out on
Speaker 1: a second date with them. Would you be interested? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. I'm sorry, but I think I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna have to pass. Yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: probably for a lot of reasons. I mean, you definitely
Speaker 1: would always be second tiered a girlfriend anyway, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: He's already got one girlfriend, so no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am making a mistake, Rachel. His girlfriend's just the
Speaker 1: one little faster in my life, my tongue. He works
Speaker 1: in many different ways, Rachel. Whole thing are you sure
Speaker 1: you're sure you don't want to go out. Josh and
Speaker 1: his mysterious toime, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say now. Yeah really didn't help your faith. Well, unfortunately, Josh,
Speaker 1: it just has to be you and your dog for
Speaker 1: a little while, which I don't think you're gonna mind
Speaker 1: very much, so I think you're good. Actually, broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning,