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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second date up dates. I think everybody in

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Speaker 1: this room can agree on one thing. Nature blows. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Nature? Nature ruins everything. It's always

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Speaker 1: like in the way of a really cool area that

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Speaker 1: There's like bugs and stuff out there that can hurt you.

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Speaker 1: And then dates, Nature ruins. Dates. Don't ever go on

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Speaker 1: a date in nature. And if you need proof of that,

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Speaker 1: well ask Josh, who's on the phone right now for

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Speaker 1: a second date update. Once again, the curse that is

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Speaker 1: Mother Nature ruined his date. What's up, Josh? How are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Guys? Please tell me you don't agree with him, right, Josh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There's like ups and downs, right because

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a great idea before this one. Um,

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Speaker 1: so like I don't fully agree, but I mean there's moments, Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's moments when Mother Nature's just a yes, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And this sounds like a case of just that, Josh,

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Speaker 1: according to your email. So before we get into your situation,

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Speaker 1: what's the name of the girl that you want to

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Speaker 1: call today? My name is Rachel. Rachel okay, and where

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Speaker 1: did you meet Rachel. I met her on Tinder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and did you guys connect because you both love the

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Speaker 1: great outdoors? Yeah, I mean kind of. Yes. We were

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Speaker 1: talking about a couple of things to do, you know,

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Speaker 1: we matched up, and do you like hiking? I like hiking?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't everyone like hiking on dating profiles though, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the standard thing everybody puts. I like hiking and I'm

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Speaker 1: into food. It's like what you put down when you

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Speaker 1: can't think of any real true hobbies that you have.

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Speaker 1: But I do. I actually do like hiking. I always

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Speaker 1: come hiking with my dogs. My dog's name is Girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's really cute or desperate. Look at it, Josh,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you you've already won a lot of Brownie points. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: so did How did hiking go with Rachel? It was nice.

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Speaker 1: was running around all up in front, all through the valley.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get so confused when you're calling your dog

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Speaker 1: her as my dog from now on. Okay, there you go,

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Speaker 1: that would be helpful. Yeah, all right, so your dog's

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Speaker 1: So I found this, um, this rope swing. It's hanging

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Speaker 1: today's second date update, Josh took a girl named Rachel hiking.

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Speaker 1: They went hiking and then they found a rope swing

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Speaker 1: any last thoughts, Josh, No, I hope you guys can

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Speaker 1: that's a thing, right, Josh. I thought you were so

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Rachel? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is Rachel. Hey, what's up, Rachel? How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: is the radio show. Yes, we actually got an email

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Speaker 1: about you from one of our listeners. What from who? Well,

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Speaker 1: his name is Josh, and you guys recently went on

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Speaker 1: a hike together. Oh okay, I can't tell. That's a

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Speaker 1: That's a bold statement there, Rachel. Josh making out with

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Speaker 1: Was he expecting me to kiss him? After that? Like

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Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing wrong with that. I think a

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Speaker 1: Are you are you serious? Hi, Rachel. I had no

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Speaker 1: Like I wanted to show you how clean a dog's

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Speaker 1: So it really looked like you were you were heading

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Speaker 1: for a makeout such to me, Well, yes, our tongues

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Speaker 1: don't know, Josh, how okay. One, I don't know that

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Speaker 1: I mean like even if you have a sunburned girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: that's what they say. That's what they say, right, oh, Rachel, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: after hearing everything that you just heard, Josh and his

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Speaker 1: I am making a mistake, Rachel. His girlfriend's just the

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Speaker 1: in many different ways, Rachel. Whole thing are you sure

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Speaker 1: you're sure you don't want to go out. Josh and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say now. Yeah really didn't help your faith. Well, unfortunately, Josh,

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