Speaker 1: Second date. When it comes to online dating, you're definitely
Speaker 1: going to come across some weird, out of the norm profiles,
Speaker 1: Like maybe you run across a young lady with wings
Speaker 1: and a tail. Okay, you don't see that all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Or maybe you found a guy with a handlebar mustache
Speaker 1: which was quirky, but it was located in the middle
Speaker 1: of his neck. Yeah, you're probably gonna swipe left on
Speaker 1: those the majority of the time. Yeah. Yeah. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Daniel, came across a unique profile and ended
Speaker 1: up getting a date out of it. So let's talk
Speaker 1: to him. Hey, Daniel, you there all right? Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: going good Dan, Daniel, Sorry, I couldn't resist her the
Speaker 1: only time you're going to I don't know, we'll see,
Speaker 1: let's see how I feel. But Daniel, thanks for being
Speaker 1: on with us. Tell us about the woman that you
Speaker 1: want us to call today. What's her name? Her name
Speaker 1: is Becca? Okay? Okay, and I mean Jeffrey Head alluded
Speaker 1: to the fact that she had an interesting profile, like,
Speaker 1: what was so intriguing about it? Okay, So everything seemed
Speaker 1: pretty straightforward at first, and then I go to the
Speaker 1: bottom and it says and like all caps. FYI, this
Speaker 1: account is operated by my father. I do not have
Speaker 1: to password before. Yeah. No, at this the beginning, and
Speaker 1: it says he will be the one checking it. You
Speaker 1: will have to meet him one on one at least
Speaker 1: once before you meet me with him present, so you
Speaker 1: know you got to pass the one on one. Then
Speaker 1: he's there to chaperone in your first day. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: and wait, hold on that flags aren't flying up all
Speaker 1: over the place. I would block that room, Daniel's thinking,
Speaker 1: dream girl, Yeah, saving psycho family. I would never let
Speaker 1: my dad read messages between me and the guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know they're supposed to be hot and heavy. Did
Speaker 1: it say anything else? Yeah? Yeah. It also said do
Speaker 1: not message me if you've ever cheated or if you
Speaker 1: are divorced for any reason other than your wife abandoned you. What. Okayeah,
Speaker 1: except cheaters probably would still messages anyways. Yeah. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: So Daniel, did you meet all those parameters? I did
Speaker 1: pass through, and I, like you said, I thought, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this seems like a lot of trouble. But
Speaker 1: I also thought, Okay, if her dad is this protective,
Speaker 1: then maybe she must be something really special. Let me
Speaker 1: shoot my shot. I give her a ry nobly I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that. Yeah, and she's got some daddy issues
Speaker 1: yeahs no divorces and dad joke. So you're saying that
Speaker 1: you actually sent a message to this dad, I said,
Speaker 1: said the dad, the whole family. Yeah, doesn't it feel
Speaker 1: like so dated? Like you're asking permission to go on
Speaker 1: a date with the file? Like it's just in certain
Speaker 1: cultures that's the norm, bro Not in ours, though, I
Speaker 1: will say, like you really will wean out a lot
Speaker 1: of the people that are like no hook up? Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: and Brooke, if you don't like it, then you don't
Speaker 1: have to click on it. You don't have to meet
Speaker 1: the father. You just swipe left and find another profile
Speaker 1: of a girl that's one to go on night one.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. What was your expectations of this? I honestly
Speaker 1: had no expectations at all. I just saw something it
Speaker 1: was interesting and unique and figured why not? Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: it does feel like it could be Britney Spears's dating profile.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's ye. So obviously the dad must have responded, well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. So the next day I go check
Speaker 1: my inbox and there's a message, but it's from Rebecca,
Speaker 1: and she says that she just puts that on her
Speaker 1: profile while like a way to keep out all the
Speaker 1: creeps and the thirsty guys. And she really nice From
Speaker 1: the response, I mean, she's got to be pretty cool
Speaker 1: if she's able to come up with something that creative
Speaker 1: as a way to like put on your profile to
Speaker 1: stand out and make yourself unique. I think it's weird
Speaker 1: that you think, Okay, we get it, we get it.
Speaker 1: Do you think this is cool? No, Jeff, imagine your
Speaker 1: mom running your dating account. Fun fact, my mom did
Speaker 1: set up a dating without my permission and love it.
Speaker 1: I'm a catch. Just no wonder you're siding with this
Speaker 1: girl's so hard sometimes playing hard to get work. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to play it. But when people do
Speaker 1: play hard to get it sounds like there's an elaborate
Speaker 1: hard to get schemes. So I mean, what was the date?
Speaker 1: Like you said, you had fun conversation, yeah, and was
Speaker 1: rebect to actually normal when you met her. He was
Speaker 1: a normal, beautiful woman. You went out to dinner, We
Speaker 1: had a great time. The one thing that I thought
Speaker 1: was going to be railing at the restaurant. That turns
Speaker 1: out that my old high school comm street teacher was
Speaker 1: there and what did you get a bad grade? Is
Speaker 1: that why you thought it was going to derail it? No,
Speaker 1: we hooked up too awkward. I would prefer the hook up.
Speaker 1: Maybe I did. He told her that he remembered me
Speaker 1: because I just scraped by with a d But maybe
Speaker 1: the teacher was like, but I am sensing some chemistry
Speaker 1: between the two of you. Did she laugh at that?
Speaker 1: I mean I was mortified. But we had a good
Speaker 1: laugh about it, and you know, we continued on with dinner.
Speaker 1: It was a good time and afterwards, you know, we
Speaker 1: did ended up just sort of walking around the city
Speaker 1: for a little bit and then went back to in
Speaker 1: her car and kissed for a while, made out and
Speaker 1: it's so good, right. It's been asked if she wanted
Speaker 1: to have a nightcap, but she said no, she she
Speaker 1: wasn't wanting to do that. I know, you're suddenly moving
Speaker 1: kind of fast all of a sudden. I mean, I
Speaker 1: would really feel like it that night, and everything I
Speaker 1: got from her vibes wise told me she was too Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, but I said I wanted to see her again,
Speaker 1: and she said, let's do lunch on Wooden Day next week.
Speaker 1: And she even suggested a place, you know, some sandwich places. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you had a date, you had a time, you
Speaker 1: had a location lunch. Seems like a friend date to
Speaker 1: me kind of all that. I mean, they just made
Speaker 1: out like they were just done. Maybe now I think
Speaker 1: it's like I want to see you in daylight, you know.
Speaker 1: But overall, it seems like a pretty good day. And
Speaker 1: I mean I would only have two words to describe it,
Speaker 1: I think, Daniel, Man, so let's play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back, We'll try and get you a second day
Speaker 1: down date. Okay, all right, that's great, all right, man,
Speaker 1: hold on willing to wait ten dates before getting intimate.
Speaker 1: What That's what my mom actually wrote on the dating
Speaker 1: profile that she secretly set up for me years ago
Speaker 1: without my knowledge. That's a true story. I could not
Speaker 1: believe it because she knows it's fifteen. Not cool, mom,
Speaker 1: she knows I'm a virgin drinkingest person. I know you are.
Speaker 1: I do not think it's weird at all that one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Daniel, met a girl online who had
Speaker 1: a disclaimer on her profile saying her account was run
Speaker 1: by her father. Yeah, and at least the father put
Speaker 1: that because your mom didn't even put that up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the father was fake. Your mom is real. But no,
Speaker 1: this isn't about me. This is about our listener, Daniel. Daniel,
Speaker 1: I never asked you this in the first part. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: You said you had a lunch date set up that
Speaker 1: never actually happened with Rebecca. Did she cancel it or
Speaker 1: did she just not show up? She just never showed up?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, she left you sitting at the restaurant yep,
Speaker 1: just sitting there by myself drinking water like a googer.
Speaker 1: That you really want to hurt their feeling or something
Speaker 1: terrible happened on the way, like, were you either get
Speaker 1: in touch with her. I haven't heard anything. I'd have
Speaker 1: no idea. What if she's okay it, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bad about something. I don't know. She just never showed
Speaker 1: up and it's been radio violence everything that is so weird.
Speaker 1: But let's get to the bottom of this. We're gonna
Speaker 1: call her right now. You ready, I am? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Rebecca? Is this rebeccaa?
Speaker 1: Hey Rebecca. My name's Jeff from the radio show Broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing I'm good.
Speaker 1: You have a weird tone to your voice, so I
Speaker 1: know what. Well, okay, he's awkward, I guess. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: seems to be fine right there. I know. I mean
Speaker 1: I thought that one was pretty strong. I form my
Speaker 1: weird voice. But are you like at the radio? Is
Speaker 1: this the radio station calling me? Yeah? I was like
Speaker 1: a party. Yeah, it's pretty fun. We do this every morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a morning party. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey. And
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second date update. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if that person isn't calling you back, you can email
Speaker 1: our show and we'll reach out to them for you
Speaker 1: to help you figure out the reason why. It makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so you recently went on a date with a
Speaker 1: guy who you are not calling back. His name's Daniel. Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: this is weird. Oh gosh, I mean you left him
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. I think that he feels like it's
Speaker 1: pretty weird. I didn't leave him there, I just didn't
Speaker 1: show up. That's okay, well, semantics, Yeah, they didn't show
Speaker 1: up to the date. Is there a reason for that?
Speaker 1: I feel like, I mean, put on the stand or something.
Speaker 1: Right now, let me put yourself in his shoes like
Speaker 1: that would really suck. He had wonderful things to say
Speaker 1: about you, and he doesn't even seem angry about the
Speaker 1: no show thing, right, I mean, do you have any
Speaker 1: intention of calling him back? Um? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: that's okay, Yeah, okay, we're just trying to figure out why. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if I was him, I want
Speaker 1: to know the same thing, So I get it. But
Speaker 1: I don't know how much he told you about that.
Speaker 1: Did he tell you anything about how we met on
Speaker 1: the app or anything? Right? Yeah, he mentioned that you
Speaker 1: put a disclaimer on there claiming to be your father.
Speaker 1: That way, none of the weirdos would reach out to you.
Speaker 1: Just get like the pure guys had like some weird
Speaker 1: overprotective dad that was overstepping his bounce. Okay, I'll just
Speaker 1: be real with you, guys. It is true that my
Speaker 1: dad does run my dating app. You told him it
Speaker 1: was you, and I don't have to lie any Yeah,
Speaker 1: you told him it was a lie already. We already
Speaker 1: heard that point. Please, So I wasn't the one that
Speaker 1: wrote him that back. It was my dad. No, what
Speaker 1: you let your dad impersonate you. No, no, I let
Speaker 1: my dad filter out the crazies for me. It could
Speaker 1: be it could be that you're the crazy one in
Speaker 1: this situation. We still don't understand if your dad truly
Speaker 1: runs your account, and if he agreed he vetted Daniel
Speaker 1: for you, then really, why are you not calling him
Speaker 1: back now? So let me just put this all out there.
Speaker 1: My dad approved of Daniel for this date, hoping that
Speaker 1: Daniel maybe would have changed since back in high school
Speaker 1: when he was Daniel's chemistry teacher. Oh wait, your dad
Speaker 1: was a chemistry teacher that you guys ran into at
Speaker 1: the restaurant, So your dad was not only the guy
Speaker 1: running the account with the dude at the restaurant. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is too much. So my dad always says he
Speaker 1: wants to meet the guy one on one. First Daniel
Speaker 1: from high school. He basically gave me his blessing to
Speaker 1: go on the date, and he just said he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be watching from afar make sure nothing crazy happened. But
Speaker 1: he just feels like Daniel didn't really change at all
Speaker 1: since high school. And it's still kind of thing based
Speaker 1: on what yeah, based on what exactly. Jeffrey I think
Speaker 1: just the way he handled the conversation. Well, I just
Speaker 1: think my dad doesn't see him as a very ambitious guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I get that your dad sees it that way. But
Speaker 1: you were the one that spent an entire night with Daniel.
Speaker 1: How did you feel when you were with him? I
Speaker 1: mean I thought he was a good kisser. You do
Speaker 1: make a good point. Kissing is above ambition. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: terms of relationship rankings, So give it. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if he'd want to go out with you again.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe we should just ask him, because
Speaker 1: I need to tell you, Rebecca, Daniel's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this higher time, very patiently, I might add,
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: serious for now the whole time. Thank you? Still there? Daniel?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? No, I I am here, and
Speaker 1: sun the disbelief. I don't know where to start. Your
Speaker 1: dad wrote me back. Your dad is the chemistry teacher
Speaker 1: a lot. Your dad was watching us make out. No,
Speaker 1: he was not watching us make out. That's the part
Speaker 1: we're supposed to believe. Yeah, because I called a radio
Speaker 1: station with my heart, you made me feel bad and
Speaker 1: this was never my intention, and I'm sorry I didn't
Speaker 1: call you back like I really am. I think you're
Speaker 1: so nice. I just I don't know. You're such a
Speaker 1: good kister. I'm sure you heard that too, So I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish the best, but your future relationship hold on.
Speaker 1: Listen to the words that you're saying, Like it's obvious
Speaker 1: that you feel something for Daniel. Why do you have
Speaker 1: to listen to everything that your dad says based on
Speaker 1: a grade that Daniel got years ago? Yeah, exactly. That
Speaker 1: means like we hit it off, things were good. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a good job, I got four h one
Speaker 1: k I'm doing things well. You guys are making me
Speaker 1: feel bad. I'm just trying to do Like it's it's hard.
Speaker 1: It's it's hard to navigate on all of you hard though,
Speaker 1: Like don't follow the pay. Your dad's a chemistry teacher.
Speaker 1: Everything is probably statistics and ratios and his whole wife. Well,
Speaker 1: and it's just like your dad will always see you
Speaker 1: as his little girl. Okay, there's you can't let him
Speaker 1: make adult decisions forward to you else you're never gonna
Speaker 1: do anything that has any risk attached. Exactly. You could
Speaker 1: end up pushing away an actually great guy, because your
Speaker 1: dad's being too stubborn about this. Okay, So I have
Speaker 1: an idea. Oh, you're gonna make him retake that chemistry
Speaker 1: class again and get it. I've seen this movie, yo.
Speaker 1: But what if you just take a minute and like, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're still attached to my profile, you can
Speaker 1: still message me aka my dad. But what if you
Speaker 1: just took a minute and like wrote down how you
Speaker 1: feel and sent it and like pursued and showed my
Speaker 1: dad like you're serious about Rebecca, Rebecca, I have a
Speaker 1: better idea. What if we all tried to convince your
Speaker 1: dad together by doing an awkward Tuesday phone call. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: talk to this man, Rebecca. I know you don't know
Speaker 1: what that is, but that's a segment where we will
Speaker 1: call your dad and will help Daniel talk to him
Speaker 1: and have that conversation to convince him that he's a
Speaker 1: good guy and that he's worth giving another chance. To God,
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that thinks that could be amazing,
Speaker 1: because maybe my dad just needs to be put a
Speaker 1: little bit, you know, in his place, Daniel, Daniel, are
Speaker 1: you interested in doing that? I really I really like you, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: and I mean this is super weird, obviously, but it
Speaker 1: definitely felt like there was something really special there, So
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, maybe okay, okay, so maybe okay. So
Speaker 1: normally i'd offer to send you guys out on another date,
Speaker 1: but we're going to put that to the side until
Speaker 1: we get Rebecca's father's approval. So tomorrow we can come
Speaker 1: back and call him in an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: Is that when we time travel back to nineteen fifties
Speaker 1: when this was still normal? Yes, if we have to,
Speaker 1: all right, So Daniel, make sure you do your homework
Speaker 1: before tomorrow, not your chemistry home. It's like you're dating homework. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this call is going to be a success. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have a pop quiz. It's my dad if you
Speaker 1: already met and you know him, so like, it's fine,
Speaker 1: no pressure, Yeah, I will be sure to do my
Speaker 1: bet all right, man, awkward Tuesday phone call, make sure
Speaker 1: you're listening tomorrow after this time, it's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning,