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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. Buddy, I'm Star Spangler and

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Speaker 1: welcome to the Day After the Fourth of July Special

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Questions. It's the game where we ask everybody

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Speaker 1: the question that's being asked on the dot com today.

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Speaker 1: It's the most exciting game show on the planet. It's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions and I'm Star Spangler. Today's stupid Internet question.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because we're gonna tell you. You

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Speaker 1: know why, I'm Star Spangler and this is stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: All right, here's the question for today, right after the

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Speaker 1: fourth of July. If you could move to any country

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Speaker 1: in the world, where would you move to and why

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Speaker 1: it's appropriate for the day after now that we celebrated

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Speaker 1: America's Let's Get Out. I don't know. Would have to

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Speaker 1: be somewhere that gives women the most equal rights, which

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Speaker 1: is going to be like Sweden or Denmark, so we

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Speaker 1: could have more opportunity. That would be amazing. It sounds

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Speaker 1: cold though, you know there as far as human rights go, Sweden,

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Speaker 1: Denmark they have like the best healthcare, they have the

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Speaker 1: most equal rights. It is cold, though, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think I want to move there for that. What's one

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Speaker 1: of those countries that's like that, but closer to the equators.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they're like a whole bunch of money

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Speaker 1: and then go retire somewhere in Spain. Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Spain would be dope. Spain. But I've never been either.

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Speaker 1: I know Spain is so dope. You just know it

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Speaker 1: is right. It's like I've watched the HGTV shows where

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Speaker 1: people move there. You know, I've seen it. It's nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. And they have the oldest still operating

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Speaker 1: restaurant in the world in Spain. That's cool. Cool, And

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Speaker 1: I know that because I was watching the food chat

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Speaker 1: on the show Spain. I was like, Wow, that looks amazing.

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Speaker 1: I want to move there. I wouldn't have this thing

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Speaker 1: called suckling pig. It's a baby pig that's like glazed

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Speaker 1: and like they serve it just like glaze, like a donut,

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Speaker 1: but you just basically take it apart and eat it.

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Speaker 1: I just want to try it. I want to take

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Speaker 1: a pig. I don't want to go to Spain anymore. Actually,

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Speaker 1: Cuba would be amazing. I hear Cuba has really rough

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Speaker 1: internet reception. They don't even really have Internet. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: count me out a park and you have to have

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Speaker 1: like a little card that you have, like it's like

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Speaker 1: a scratch. You have to scratch off a number and

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Speaker 1: they had to put that in your phone and then

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Speaker 1: you only allowed to get on certain apps. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: have Facebook show. Oh wow. We went to Cuba and

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Speaker 1: then there's all these people just hanging out in parks

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Speaker 1: and we're like, man, these people like to get out

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Speaker 1: and just hang out outside. And then we realized the

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Speaker 1: hall on their phone because they're all just trying to

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Speaker 1: get on the Internet, because you can only get on

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Speaker 1: the Internet in parks, like there's legit like wifis at parks,

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Speaker 1: like I don't know, in the trees, like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I can't even figure it out. But nobody told us

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Speaker 1: that we had the best internet. And it was really crappy,

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Speaker 1: really and every single time that we turned our phone off,

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Speaker 1: we had to scratch another one of those scratchers and

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Speaker 1: put in a new code that was twenty digits long.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, like just stay on the same ticket thing.

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Speaker 1: And I would lock my phone so much and forget

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Speaker 1: and it was the most obnoxious thing. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: amazing to go there, except I would never want to

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Speaker 1: live there because the internet is terrible. But then you

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Speaker 1: can live like internet free. That sounds like the most

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Speaker 1: first worble problems. Like it is beautiful. I mean the food,

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Speaker 1: the people, the lifestyle was amazing, except the internet buffered

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Speaker 1: for so long, so no thank you coming. We're asking

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Speaker 1: the question, if you can move to any country in

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Speaker 1: the world, where would you move to and why? For

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions and they text in four one h

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Speaker 1: six one calls up eighty eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. Where would you move to if you

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Speaker 1: could live in any country in the world. I have two.

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Speaker 1: I think the Netherlands would be awesome number one because

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Speaker 1: they have Amsterdam there, see you there, Yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: Dutch area yeah yes, And there's lots of weed there,

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Speaker 1: so me and Alex will have plenty to do. And

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Speaker 1: gay marriage is also legal there, so you know, I

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Speaker 1: can get high and then get married. I mean I

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Speaker 1: can be high and married at the same time. It's great.

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Speaker 1: Your right probably won't be revoked and turned around and

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Speaker 1: done a one eighty exactly, yeah, plugs right where they are. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And also prostitution is legal, not that I would be prostituting.

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Speaker 1: But I think that any country that legalizes sex work,

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Speaker 1: I'm all about it. You know, you're just gonna find

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Speaker 1: someone who prostitutes or that, you know. So, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: say the Netherlands. Send me to the Netherlands for sure.

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Speaker 1: I feel like anywhere with the beach, honestly, they be

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Speaker 1: down to go to. But I would love to go

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Speaker 1: visit Brazils. Such a long flight. How long's the fight?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, ho it's not even worth it. By

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Speaker 1: the time you do there, you're already ready to go home. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'll never leave America at all. That's too long. Day.

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Speaker 1: Internet's not good enough old. If I could live anywhere

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Speaker 1: in the world, where would I move to? This is

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Speaker 1: the stupid Internet question for the day afterfourth of July,

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Speaker 1: because everybody's celebrated yesterday and now we're like, all right,

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Speaker 1: this play's terrible, let's leave. I don't know much about

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Speaker 1: this place. I don't know anything about this place other

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Speaker 1: than i've seen them in the Olympics and that's about it.

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Speaker 1: And I think it's in Africa. But I would move

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Speaker 1: to Djibouty. Yea booty jabooty, only it's Joe booty I've

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Speaker 1: looked at it and I just want to move there

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Speaker 1: so I can say I'm from Jabooty. That's the only reason.

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Speaker 1: Might be terrible. I have no idea, but I just

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Speaker 1: want to be Where are you from? I'm from Jabouty.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, Jubo would not want to get on

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Speaker 1: a flight to go anywhere else to be able to

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Speaker 1: tell people he's from Jibouty. Would you move to and why?

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Speaker 1: That was another exciting edition of Stupid Bid Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: Star Spangler, and join us tomorrow same time when we

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Speaker 1: ask you some hard hitting questions from the dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's all for us right now, I'm going to head

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