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Speaker 1: it's like she died. That would be I mean she

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: I female seventeen have a grandmother sixty one which is

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Speaker 1: turning sixty two soon soon. I love my grandma very

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Speaker 1: much an overall respect her until recently.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't respect your ounds anymore. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't respect elders on this show.

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Speaker 3: Yo.

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Speaker 2: If you're older, bro, you're dead to us here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, until we're over forty and then respect us exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A few months before this, she never sided with me

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Speaker 2: It's like she doesn't understand anything anymore. She keeps saying yeah.

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Speaker 1: She keeps calling me Claire, which is real.

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Speaker 2: I've been dead for twenty five years.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. She would always be moody and stuff,

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Speaker 1: moody grandma. But I didn't seem to be bothered by it.

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Speaker 2: That's probably Truemma probably lost you.

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Speaker 1: Maybe onto the backstory two months ago, I would say,

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Speaker 2: I said months ago.

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Speaker 1: Question. I turned seventeen. My mother begged me to spend

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Speaker 1: not want to do. Ew old Grandma, I want to

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Speaker 1: be seventeen again. I saw my grandma and she gave

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Speaker 1: I want to spend my weekend how I want to

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Speaker 2: She's like, oh, it's your birthday. Here's a Shannon niggle to.

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Speaker 1: Bass some jacks, like this is the worst decision I've

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Speaker 1: ever made, Grandma. That day, I was supposed to get

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Speaker 1: the Apple Watch that I wanted for my birthday, but my.

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Speaker 2: Grandma gave me a roll at. I said, I doesn't

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Speaker 1: She gave me this thing called a patach whatever that is?

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Speaker 1: What is patach? It's only a hundred thousand dollars watch.

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Speaker 1: who's pat Who's Philip?

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Speaker 1: PA Tech Watch one hundred thousand dollars, seven hundred thousand

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Speaker 2: It's not that tech Philip.

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Speaker 1: Nothing, patic Philip. It's probably patic Felipe. But I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: No, there's no. She didn't get a patech. I was

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Speaker 1: I was adding in my own, uh fictitious ad libation.

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Speaker 2: And what was the reason that she said you're not

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Speaker 1: Basically, actually it's the reverse. The Grandma's like you're dead

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Speaker 1: little Mormon trick. I was about to say that sounded

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Speaker 1: The reason why we went out originally was because I

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Speaker 2: Yeah? This is literally like.

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Speaker 2: Most integrated Apple family ever.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, the whole day of my birthday, she did not

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Speaker 1: I mean she did say that she wasn't a grandchild anymore.

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Speaker 1: That was crazy. Yeah, that was insane. Yeah much my

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Speaker 1: grandma didn't outride apology guys, or see what she did wrong?

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Speaker 1: Onto the revenge. No, wait, we're getting revenge for this now.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I murdered my grandma. You were old anyway,

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Speaker 1: Grandma down the stairs and then she reached for the

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Speaker 2: It, and I said, who's not your grandchild? Now, grandma?

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Speaker 1: What's their tagline? It's like something life alert. Oh you've

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Speaker 1: So my grandmother is turning sixty two very soon.

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Speaker 2: It's a young grandma.

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Speaker 1: That is young grandma. And yeah she's seventeen. That is

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Speaker 1: a young grandma. Her and my birthday are not fall apart,

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Speaker 1: rather kind of close. And my family and I like

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Speaker 1: so an I for an eye makes the whole world blind?

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Speaker 1: What a plot and conniving genius. Sorry, Op, We love you,

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Speaker 1: thank you for submitting your story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Go go a little easy on her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she is old. She only has twenty twenty thirty birthdays left.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend like it's my birthday. Got enjoyed

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Speaker 1: I'll remind her of what she did on my birthday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to bring a cake of my own and

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Speaker 1: light it with the number eighteen on it. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Even though I don't feel any any emotional attachment to her,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm more concerned about than no attachment. I

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Speaker 1: because being vindictive actually never really feels good long term,

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Speaker 2: On an average day, I'm usually the vaccine guy. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: It gives you the vaccine, and the guy that says

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Speaker 4: Anyway, you get the point. The pharmacy is going down

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Speaker 4: As I'm rummaging through a paperwork, one of the coworkers

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Speaker 4: Right Again, with me being extremely insightful, I decide not

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Speaker 4: The vial had not been diluted yet, which is why

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Everything else proceeds as usual. I give

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Speaker 1: Like I think probably all platforms would would take it

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