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Speaker 1: All right, we got a full new hour for you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's Britten Jeffrey in the Morning, and you have

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Speaker 2: found the podcast. Thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 2: If you missed it. We had a big moment over

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Speaker 2: the weekend where we had celebrity, the one and only

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Speaker 2: Nick Carter play today versus back in the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and he was so fun. So if you didn't hear

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Speaker 2: that episode, just go back one or however we do

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Speaker 2: that on this just.

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Speaker 1: Go It'll be a few at this point. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: like five back.

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Speaker 2: People really liked it, right, there's a couple of comments.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Danaia said, OMG, I love him, had a huge

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Speaker 3: crush on him back in the day. Now I'm a

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Speaker 3: lesbian Lol. I can't wait to see them at the

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Speaker 3: Sphere in August.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: He was a great sport and played along, so definitely

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Speaker 2: enjoy that. And then coming up in this full hour,

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Speaker 2: I gotta say, your guys, is what you're doing at

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Speaker 2: the food festival or food for Yeah? Was I didn't

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Speaker 2: know that there were so many drunk people.

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Speaker 3: At that either, dude pregaming not drink from being there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got there early dude, you've got to hear it.

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Speaker 2: It's coming up. Also, a brand new second date. Thanks

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Speaker 2: so much for your full hours. Starts right now.

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Speaker 5: Remember a little while back when McDonald's gave you the

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Speaker 5: option to supersize your meal. Oh yeah, it's broken, Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: That documentary came out and everybody's like, oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe supersizing isn't exactly healthy for you know. So

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Speaker 5: they got rid of that option and people were like, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm just going to secretly order three fries. But I

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Speaker 5: don't think that documentary played over in Malaysia really because

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Speaker 5: in honor of National French Friday, they launched a brand

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Speaker 5: new product called the Malaysian Micwide Load. I'm showing pictures

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Speaker 5: of this to my co host right now. It'll be

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Speaker 5: up on our Instagram at Brooken. Jeffrey can go check

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Speaker 5: it out. Brooke. Please describe the photo that you're seeing

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Speaker 5: right now. This McDonald's meal, you know, the.

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Speaker 2: Iconic red fry holder, the cardboard one.

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Speaker 1: This one is so large it would take two hands

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Speaker 1: to pick it up. Star. It's about the same height,

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Speaker 1: just really.

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Speaker 5: Wide, like they could fit a subway foot long inside

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Speaker 5: of the French fry bos.

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Speaker 2: It could fit a newborn baby, probably the French fribo.

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Speaker 5: Now they only did this for a few days, and

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Speaker 5: now that the promotion has finally wrapped.

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Speaker 1: Up, people are hooked me and they want it back.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure many Americans are jealous. Oh and now we're

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Speaker 5: holding out hope, even starting online petitions begging for an

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Speaker 5: American mickwide Load to be put on the menu so

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Speaker 5: more micwide loads can chug down the beautiful highways of

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Speaker 5: this great nation.

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Speaker 4: It was also fast.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember when they thought putting calories on a

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Speaker 2: menu would make a difference.

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Speaker 1: We ordered That was cute if anything.

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Speaker 5: Now it's a challenge to see how many calories we

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Speaker 5: can put down.

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Speaker 4: Number twenty six. Oh that's the calories.

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Speaker 6: Yeah number.

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Speaker 5: But they need to do this. McDonald's has to make

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Speaker 5: it happen in America.

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Speaker 2: So you're gonna lead the charge on the wide load. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be the mcwideload spokesman.

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Speaker 5: Our country needs some good news, okay, and this is

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Speaker 5: what it is. Bring back the mcwide load. And now

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Speaker 5: we're gonna move on. Get to the SHATCOLLA question of

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Speaker 5: the day with the first man in line for that

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Speaker 5: mcwide load Fry our digital producer Jake.

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Speaker 7: Let's go back in nineteen fifty eight, if you can

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Speaker 7: believe it, even before the Internet happened, the Billboard Hot

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Speaker 7: one hundred was published for the very first time, and

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Speaker 7: this song that's playing right now by Ricky Nelson, Poor

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Speaker 7: Little Fool, debut at number one on the charts today.

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Speaker 4: He was like t Swift, he's more incredible.

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Speaker 7: Jeff's mom used to date Ricky.

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Speaker 5: Hoping that you weren't gonna bring your step down. It's questionable.

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Speaker 4: It could be a real dad, I mean.

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Speaker 7: But since nineteen fifty eight, many other songs have each

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Speaker 7: number one on the charts. And that's why today we're

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Speaker 7: gonna look back over the last ten, fifteen, maybe even

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Speaker 7: twenty years and play a special name that number one

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Speaker 7: song edition oh plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 7: I know most good radio shows, they'd play a clip

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Speaker 5: Yeah, not this one. Oh oh.

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Speaker 1: Why use audio in a radio show.

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Speaker 7: It doesn't make any sense. We're gonna play pretentious music

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Speaker 7: and I'm gonna read the lyrics out loud.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 9: I know.

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Speaker 7: When the fancy music ends, you just have to name

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't know if my brain's ready for

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Speaker 7: I think okay, let's start with the woman whose grandpa

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Speaker 7: also dated Jeff's mom.

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Speaker 5: That's Alexis That one was really embarrassing for her.

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Speaker 7: Alexis your number one Billboard hit from twenty ten is this?

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Speaker 7: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes, trying on our clothes, clones, boys,

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Speaker 7: blowing up our phones, phones Last Friday drop top and

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Speaker 7: playing our favorite CDs, pulling up to the parties, trying

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Speaker 7: to settle bit tipsy name this number one Billboard hit

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Speaker 7: and the artist from twenty.

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Speaker 1: Ten Last Friday Night by Kesha.

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Speaker 7: Last Friday Night by Kesha. Friday Night is Katie Perry.

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Speaker 7: This is TikTok by Kesha Yea.

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Speaker 1: The lyrics are really similar.

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Speaker 4: I never realized.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. The song Brooke, We're On to You, your number

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Speaker 7: one Billboard hit from two thousand and nine, is this.

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Speaker 7: I'm a feast when you turn me on into the future,

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Speaker 7: Cybertron Harder, faster, better, stronger, sexy ladies extra longer My

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Speaker 7: name that number one Billboard hit from two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 5: This is the instrumental that they should have used for

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Speaker 5: that song. It sounds way better.

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Speaker 2: Oh what song is a I can't either.

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Speaker 10: I wish I could help.

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Speaker 1: Harder, faster, drugger.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, you answer, Brooke, I'm so lost on

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Speaker 11: the song. I know they've got helmets on right, help harder, faster, stronger,

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Speaker 11: It is not.

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Speaker 7: That song is actually called Boom Boom paw by the

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Speaker 7: Black Eyed.

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Speaker 12: It's hard when you don't do I'm thinking.

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Speaker 1: Of daft punk for sure.

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Speaker 7: The fanciness is fooling you. I love this. Hey, we're

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Speaker 7: over to you. Your number one Billboard hit is from

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Speaker 7: two thousand and seven. See if you can get it.

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Speaker 7: Standing in the front yard telling me how I'm such

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Speaker 7: a fool, talking about how I'll never ever find a

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Speaker 7: man like you. You got me twisted. You must not

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Speaker 7: know about me. You must not know about me. You

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Speaker 7: must not know. I could have another one in a minute.

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Speaker 7: The artist in the two thousand and seven song title, well, it's.

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Speaker 10: Say, but what is the song title? I always just

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Speaker 10: called it to the left?

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Speaker 4: To the left because what because what everybody else?

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Speaker 9: You know?

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Speaker 2: The light to the left, because because you as your Oh.

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Speaker 4: That's the word is your ear? Advisible God that helped

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Speaker 4: me so much. I would have had that one. I

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Speaker 4: truly was gone from lost to the light. You ladies

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Speaker 4: helped me.

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Speaker 7: Thank you, Jeffrey, were on to you. If you get

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Speaker 7: this right, we'll go to sudden death. Your billboard hit

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Speaker 7: from two thousand and four? Is this up in the

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Speaker 7: club with my homies trying to get a little v

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Speaker 7: I keep it down on the low keys? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 7: because you know how it is. Hey, Hey, I saw

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Speaker 7: the shorty. She was checking up on me from the game.

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Speaker 7: She was spitting in my ear. You would think she

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Speaker 7: know me. Name this number one hit from two thousand

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Speaker 7: and four.

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Speaker 5: I just want to people to that four who was

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Speaker 5: going on the low the wrong? My heart stop? I'm getting.

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Speaker 7: No Mary.

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Speaker 1: This is the song that I asked to you there today.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, is this playing at ten in the morning

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Speaker 3: right now?

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Speaker 1: So I said to you yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, we're Oh it was playing on our station.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, oh is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 5: The one that we heard at the very start was

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Speaker 5: that poor little fool, Poor little fool by Billy by Billy.

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Speaker 7: What I would do that?

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Speaker 4: By your grandpa, Poor little pool.

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Speaker 7: By Ricky Nelson. No, I'm sorry, Jeffrey, that was yeah

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Speaker 7: by Usher.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah with the homie.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know the lyrics other than yeah, it's that

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Speaker 5: song is just yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Speaker 7: That means Jose, you're the Billboard number one layer of

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Speaker 7: today plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: All right, so Jose gets to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 5: while singing a song that reaches number one on the

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Speaker 5: Billboard Hot one hundred every single year in December. All

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Speaker 5: I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey.

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Speaker 4: Girls help me out, Jeff, I gotta give it to you.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, to the left of the left, Jeff, I

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Speaker 5: don't want a lot more Christmas. There is just one

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Speaker 5: thing I need. I don't care about the presence underneath.

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Speaker 5: Just shock me.

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Speaker 9: Your heart.

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Speaker 5: My voice is, my voice is going. So that's your

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Speaker 5: shot collar question of the day. We got your phone

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Speaker 5: tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 13: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Laser Stories is

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Speaker 5: coming up. But does our audience know that we have

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Speaker 5: a podcast?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, literally gets over five million downloads every month.

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Speaker 5: That's awesome. Yeah, I really don't talk about that enough.

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Speaker 5: But the reason I'm playing this music is because we

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Speaker 5: had one of the Backstreet Boys on Nick Carter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh he was awesome.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Brooke, I'm the one doing the t's here, so

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Speaker 5: you know, I will decide who was awesome and who wasn't.

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Speaker 5: I know you conducted the interview, but I'm just gonna

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Speaker 5: go over the highlights because I have them written down

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Speaker 5: here for me. Where apparently Nick answered which Backstreet boy

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Speaker 5: is the worst in the group? Chat? Yeah, I'm assuming

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Speaker 5: that's Manuel you said.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that Backstreet boy?

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Speaker 5: Oh did he say Eric?

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Speaker 4: Definitely?

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Speaker 13: Zach.

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Speaker 5: I haven't listened to it, but I'm guessing it's one

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Speaker 5: of those two. You're gonna have to tune in to

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Speaker 5: find out. Also, Nick shares what embarrassing song he caught

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Speaker 5: himself singing once. I'm not sure why anybody would want

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Speaker 5: to know that information, but maybe a lot of people do.

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Speaker 2: Relatable hearing, you'll understand.

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Speaker 5: And also he gives tips for how to get noticed

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Speaker 5: in the crowd at one of his concerts.

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Speaker 2: Did he's playing the Sphere right now? They have a

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Speaker 5: That courtroom that she shows up with better have their

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Speaker 5: A Jewish man. You never throw away coins. I'm going

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Speaker 5: Could McDonald start selling salads again soon? Oh my god?

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Speaker 7: Their salads?

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Speaker 13: Wait?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: The answer appears to be no good, not a chance,

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Speaker 5: McDonald says their new Kitcat version will be available wall

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Speaker 13: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, some guys just aren't great at coming up with

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Speaker 5: No, yeah, but we checked our voicemail machine this morning

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Speaker 5: and came across a true casanova who may have come

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Speaker 5: I was thinking you're saying, sign me up? Is what

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Speaker 5: it when we do a brand new Loser line coming

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Speaker 13: Ant is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 5: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 17: When it comes to monkeys, you know, when it comes

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Speaker 17: drive said plan of the Apes. I just I couldn't

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Speaker 17: even do that.

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Speaker 9: I can't.

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Speaker 17: I can't even go to a movie there where they're

452
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Speaker 17: showing ames breakout in hives.

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Speaker 5: It's so bad. I can't.

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Speaker 17: So we just we stay away from the apes and

455
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Speaker 17: we're good. Oh my god, these monkeys.

456
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Speaker 11: Ah, it's fears a real thing.

457
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Speaker 1: Can it give you hive?

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Speaker 5: He's just a normal guy hosting a book burning for

459
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Speaker 5: Curious George.

460
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Speaker 4: He's like a monkey bars.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Sarah, this is I'm like. You met behind your

462
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Speaker 6: restaurant that you worked at the other day, and I

463
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Speaker 6: just I.

464
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Speaker 18: Wanted to call you, and you know, I really enjoyed

465
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Speaker 18: meeting you, and I'm glad you didn't. Like I think

466
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Speaker 18: it was super weird that I was in the back

467
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Speaker 18: going through the dumpster.

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Speaker 6: Listen, I'm not that's.

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Speaker 18: I like going to restaurants because they always throw out

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Speaker 18: a bunch of food and there's a lot of really

471
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Speaker 18: good food there. I'm not like weird or anything, but

472
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Speaker 18: it's just, you know, the food is good, and I'm

473
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Speaker 18: not poor.

474
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Speaker 7: It's just a way to save money.

475
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Speaker 9: And I'm not waste.

476
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Speaker 18: It's I don't like, you know, waste. So anyway, I'm

477
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Speaker 18: glad you gave me your number, and I wanted to

478
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Speaker 18: see if you wanted to have dinner with me sometimes.

479
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Speaker 18: So but you know, don't worry. I'm not gonna like

480
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Speaker 18: serve food that I got from them. I'm just gonna

481
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Speaker 18: buy food from the store and there's no reason to

482
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Speaker 18: like freak out about that or anything.

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Speaker 10: So okay, Oh boy, can you imagine being knee deep

484
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Speaker 10: in a dumpster and having the confidence.

485
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Speaker 1: To still shoot your shot still asked for her numbers?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: After that, my god, I think if a woman sees

488
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Speaker 5: you going through a dumpster and she gives you her

489
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Speaker 5: phone number, that's a red flat. But you should know, like, wait,

490
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 5: this girl is giving me the number and something wrong.

491
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Speaker 5: Remember if you like the loser line and you want

492
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Speaker 5: to share it with your mom, then we post the

493
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Speaker 5: top We post the top clip of the week on

494
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Speaker 5: our TikTok at Broken Jeffrey. Yeah, you can follow, subscribe,

495
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Speaker 5: and feel free to come and with your mom.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, hatred.

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Speaker 12: You know, we we uh met at the bar.

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Speaker 14: I just I wanted to say first, you know, sorry

499
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Speaker 14: for the loss of your parents. You know, good luck.

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Speaker 12: I'm cleaning out the house and getting rid of the stuff.

501
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Speaker 14: I know, it's a big job.

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Speaker 5: Actually regarding that.

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Speaker 12: Remember I said I was moving into a new apartment

504
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Speaker 12: and I am looking for some furniture. So you know,

505
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 12: if you need any help, I could definitely come over

506
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Speaker 12: and they pick out some stuff to.

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Speaker 14: Furnish my plates, so you know.

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Speaker 12: I can take that off your hands anyway.

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Speaker 14: Sorry, sorry again about your loss.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to find good furniture that you don't have

511
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Speaker 5: to put together yourself with an Alan wrench.

512
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Speaker 1: Now it's a good point, it is.

513
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Speaker 5: People really do have the best furniture though, and you

514
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Speaker 5: suddenly have to make a way to be the first bidder.

515
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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh my god.

516
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Speaker 2: I almost felt sad about it. But like my grandparents,

517
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Speaker 2: the way that they divvied out their furnitures, you would

518
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Speaker 2: put masking tape on the back of whatever you want,

519
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 2: and they didn't write your name. And this is like

520
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 2: decades before, so the good stuff had like four different

521
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Speaker 2: names on it.

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Speaker 7: That's awful.

523
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Speaker 1: That's how they like broke it all up.

524
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Speaker 8: At least you.

525
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Speaker 5: Would save this disagreement for her.

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Speaker 14: Next. Hey, Lisa.

527
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 5: Calling, trying to get your help.

528
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Speaker 19: I'm gonna do a a surprise, uh, for my girlfriend Rachel.

529
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 19: I'm gonna do a kidnapping adventure date. And uh, I

530
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 19: think it's gonna be super fun and kind of romantic too.

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Speaker 19: Me and a buddy are gonna put on masks and

532
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Speaker 19: we're gonna abduct Rachel when she gets off of work,

533
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Speaker 19: and we're gonna stick her in the trunk of car

534
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Speaker 19: and then we'll drive it for a couple of hours.

535
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Speaker 19: When we get her out of the trunk, we're gonna

536
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Speaker 19: go ahead and reveal ourselves and then we'll have our dates.

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Speaker 6: So what I need for you.

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Speaker 19: To do it to try and I want to just

539
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 19: borrow you for a second and get into the trunk

540
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 19: of the car and drive around for fifteen minutes, sure,

541
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Speaker 19: just to make sure that it's not super uncomfortable and

542
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 19: that you can breathe. But I think this is gonna

543
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 19: be super cool, So call me back that we can

544
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 19: get this rolling.

545
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's checking to see if she dies so that

546
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 5: his girlfriend won't die idea.

547
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Speaker 1: I'm all driving. You get in the trunk, buddy. I

548
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: think you should pick her up at least camber before work.

549
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 3: Don't make her go to a whole day.

550
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: It's the only way you'd appreciate a kidnapping.

551
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Speaker 5: Remember Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and

552
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 5: make sure you subscribe to the YouTube page Brooke and Jeffrey,

553
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 5: and you can listen to every single Loser Line second

554
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 5: dayton phone tab that we have right on there. It's

555
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 5: speaking up. We got a new phone tap coming out

556
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 5: right after this.

557
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

558
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Speaker 5: We did his story the other day. But how it

559
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 5: seems like now everybody's got a side hustle going on. Yeah, yeah,

560
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 5: there's a pilot for United, But my side hustle is

561
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Speaker 5: writing fortune cookies only for the airport. Panda expresses.

562
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Speaker 1: So specific.

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Speaker 5: I'm kind of convenient flight four minutes early.

564
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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you never know who's got a side business

566
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Speaker 5: that they can't wait to tell you about. And we've

567
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 5: got the proof because today we call a guy whose

568
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 5: boss just got fired and I'm stepping in as the

569
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Speaker 5: new headman with a little bit of a side hustle too.

570
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Speaker 5: We're gonna hear your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey, Nolan,

571
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 5: this is Garrett Thomas.

572
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Speaker 7: Garret.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, this is Garrett Thomas. I'm you know, I

574
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: guess I'm your new boss.

575
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 6: Oh hey Garrett, nice to meet you.

576
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Speaker 5: Hey, Yeah, nice to meet you too. So I'm curious

577
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 5: what happened to the other guy.

578
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 6: Man, I have no idea.

579
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm

580
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 5: just coming from another branch.

581
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Speaker 6: We got the email. He's not working here any more,

582
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Speaker 6: and that's all we know.

583
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 5: You know what? They said the same thing about a

584
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 5: guy over at my branch not too long ago. It

585
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 5: turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store. Whoa, yeah,

586
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 5: real freak.

587
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 6: Oh wow, man, that's insane.

588
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 5: I'm being serious.

589
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 6: Gee.

590
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 5: He was making the noises of the puppet and everything.

591
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 6: It was not pretty, oh man, in a store anyway.

592
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,479
Speaker 5: So I know this is an unusual situation. Me just

593
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 5: kind of coming in here, and you and I have

594
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 5: never met before. But corporate wants me to do your

595
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 5: performance evaluation right now, really right now. Apparently it's three

596
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Speaker 5: weeks late.

597
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Speaker 9: Wow.

598
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 5: I just have to ask you a couple of questions

599
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Speaker 5: about how you think you did in the past quarter. Okay, okay,

600
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 5: So on a scale of one to five, how productive

601
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 5: were you?

602
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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what I think I led the division.

603
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Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, I know it. Oh nice,

604
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Speaker 6: I'll say five.

605
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Speaker 5: Man, write and five down? Perfect?

606
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Speaker 14: You know.

607
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Speaker 5: By the way, uh, just curious. Would you be interested

608
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 5: in some devil's claw diathemine.

609
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 6: Some double squad who what you know?

610
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 5: The devil's claw root from the grapple plant.

611
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Speaker 6: I have no idea, man, I have no idea what

612
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Speaker 6: you're talking about.

613
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 9: Oh?

614
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 5: Well, see, I got this side hustle where I'm selling

615
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,959
Speaker 5: this organic herbal vitamin. It's a great treatment for bladder disease.

616
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Speaker 6: I don't think I would need anything like that, but

617
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Speaker 6: oh thanks to.

618
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Speaker 5: The well, I mean, it's good for other things, concluding childbirth, So.

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Speaker 6: I don't think I have to worry about that.

620
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 5: Well, you can give it away as like a gift

621
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Speaker 5: for like Christmas, white elephant stuff for Keensaniera. People really

622
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 5: love getting it. So can I put you down for

623
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Speaker 5: a box fifty bucks?

624
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 14: Yeah?

625
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 6: Man, no, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I don't think.

626
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Speaker 5: So, sorry about that, I guess let's skip back to your.

627
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Speaker 6: Review then, Yeah, yeah, sure.

628
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Speaker 5: So okay, I know you said for productivity, but I'm

629
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Speaker 5: gonna go ahead and knock that down to three. I'm

630
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Speaker 5: saying needs improvement.

631
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Speaker 6: Who whoa, we just agreed on five.

632
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 5: Man, Look, we can always get better, right, always room

633
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 5: for improvement.

634
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Speaker 6: I led the branch in productivity. I would say, I

635
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 6: don't know that.

636
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 5: You know, that's just something that you said, and I

637
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 5: haven't seen the reports or anything. I can't just take

638
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,239
Speaker 5: it at your word for that.

639
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 6: Here does this have anything to do with me not

640
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 6: buying this vitamin thing that.

641
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 5: You're whoa, Hey, No, that's totally separate.

642
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 6: You said five, and then after you know I kind

643
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Speaker 6: of declined, your offer went to three.

644
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 5: Who If I'm being honest, you do sound a little

645
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 5: bit indecisive. But maybe you could turn it around if

646
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 5: you had a little dun Q.

647
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 6: Why what?

648
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,479
Speaker 5: It's a plant route. Mostly they find it over in Japan,

649
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 5: but it's been shown to boost estrogen levels by over

650
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 5: five hundred percent.

651
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 6: Right last time I checked. I don't need to boost

652
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Speaker 6: my estrogen level.

653
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 5: Oh that's okay. It's also good for people with tired blood.

654
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 5: Is your blood sleepy?

655
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 6: I don't even know what hired blood is?

656
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 5: Man, Okay, well, I'm gonna just put you down for

657
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 5: two boxes then, yeah, how about not? That'll be one

658
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 5: hundred dollars.

659
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Speaker 6: You're not listening to me, man, I am not interested.

660
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 5: That's what everybody says. I'm not interested until they have

661
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 5: a mouthful of dun Qui.

662
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 6: No, man, I don't need a mouthful of dunquhi. Can

663
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 6: we just finish this review?

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Speaker 5: I don't normally do this, but I can get some

665
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Speaker 5: from the Korean black market for thirty bucks cheaper.

666
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Speaker 6: It's not a price, man.

667
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 5: You know I want to like venmo me seventy.

668
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 6: Either get back to the review or like call this call.

669
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Speaker 5: That's what you want to do then, or Okay, we're

670
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Speaker 5: just gonna I'm gonna fill out the rest of your

671
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 5: review myself here. I don't really need your input at

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Speaker 5: this point.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna fill it my review on your own with

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Speaker 6: no input for me.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was taking your input, but then you got

676
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Speaker 5: kind of aggressive with me, Aggs. I noted that down

677
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Speaker 5: in your performance review here.

678
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Speaker 6: Dude, you've been trying to sell me something during my

679
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 6: job performance review.

680
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 5: Right there, you just raised your voice at me for

681
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 5: no reason.

682
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 6: This is really not professional dude.

683
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's what your friend Kurt said.

684
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 6: Kurt, did you have Kurt's review before mine?

685
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to review his idea to do this

686
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 5: prank call on you. Wait wait, because this actually jeff

687
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 5: I'm a radio host on a show called Brook and

688
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, dude, dude,

689
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 5: No really, seriously, friend Kurt said, you love.

690
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 6: I got everybody. I got everybody here a cubicle city looking.

691
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 5: At me, right, yeah, because they all heard about the

692
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 5: deal I'm given on Dunk Quy. They want it.

693
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 6: Oh you're killing me, man, No, your lack.

694
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 5: Of estrogen levels is what's killing you. So can I

695
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 5: put you down for three boxes premium Dunk Quiet.

696
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 13: Week up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

697
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 13: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

698
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 5: I need to ask the room having an actual phone

699
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 5: converse station before you hang out on a date. Good

700
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 5: idea or bad idea?

701
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 4: I got to really click with someone to get on

702
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 4: a phone call.

703
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: It is so crazy to me. I'm just from a

704
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: different dating era.

705
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, times like.

706
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 5: In the middle, right, So facetiming before a date that

707
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 5: was gonna be my next question. Good idea, bad idea?

708
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 4: I would say, at least to say hi, and.

709
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 5: By that's better than a phone call.

710
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 2: I feel like a phoco is so.

711
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: Much easier than a face time.

712
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Speaker 7: Everyone.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what about circling the parts on your body that

714
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 5: are the most ticklish before a date with a magic

715
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 5: markeror era pointing at them? Good idea or a bad

716
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 5: idea like that one?

717
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 2: You did have a weird fraternity, let's.

718
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 5: Have it die hard. But I'm just asking because one

719
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 5: of our listeners said he did every form of communication

720
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 5: he possibly could leading up to his big first date,

721
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 5: and after all of that, something still went wrong. Well,

722
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 5: you're gonna hear how in your brand new second date

723
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 5: update right after this second date updated. Why do women

724
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 5: ghost after showing very high interest early on? Like we're

725
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 5: talking two weeks of NonStop flirty talk and genuine planning

726
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 5: of your futures together and then suddenly one day nope,

727
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 5: actually never mind, she's completely over you and doesn't want

728
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 5: to talk to you anymore.

729
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Speaker 13: Got The ig.

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Speaker 5: Alexis is that the reason is that why someone would

731
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Speaker 5: do that?

732
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Speaker 3: You found something bad about you?

733
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Speaker 8: I was taking online.

734
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Speaker 5: Research, some incriminating like family information on that.

735
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Speaker 1: I mean, who knows rap she You can't find anything? Yeah,

736
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Speaker 1: I mean if it's Alexis, it's just a photo taken

737
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Speaker 1: in bad light.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, online, Okay, that's one possibility. Is it also possible

739
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 5: that maybe you built up a lofty idea of who

740
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 5: the guy was in your mind and then when you

741
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 5: actually met him and got to know him, reality didn't

742
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 5: even get close to your expectations.

743
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.

744
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 7: Do girls build.

745
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Speaker 5: Up us guys like that?

746
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Speaker 1: Maybe jest, the guy thought she liked him for two weeks.

747
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 5: That's possible. Well, one of our listeners chatted with a

748
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 5: girl every night for almost two weeks. Then they met

749
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 5: up and things just stopped. So now he's here.

750
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Speaker 2: Maybe she was overwhelmed because she was so in love

751
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 2: with you and she isn't processing it.

752
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Speaker 1: Oh, you can lie to the listeners.

753
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Speaker 5: Now, let's welcome into the show. Though. Hey Brad, how

754
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 5: you doing? Man?

755
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: Hey guys, dude, buddy, that is an investment. Two weeks

756
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Speaker 2: of every day like, actually, phone conversations are texts.

757
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Speaker 9: We did it all. We did phone, we did text,

758
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 9: we did face times, we did everything.

759
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Speaker 7: Wow.

760
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Speaker 5: You before Yeah, so you only had one meet up

761
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Speaker 5: with this woman what was her name?

762
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Speaker 9: Her name is Megan, And I know she saw what

763
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 9: I look like on the face time, so she knows

764
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Speaker 9: that I look like my photos.

765
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Speaker 1: That sucks.

766
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Speaker 10: I want to say this, but like most of the

767
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 10: time people are dating around, is it possible she was

768
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Speaker 10: talking to somebody else.

769
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Speaker 9: I understand when you're first talking to somebody, you could

770
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Speaker 9: be dating someone else or talking to someone else. But

771
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 9: we had such long, deep conversations we go on.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like you guys connected on such a level, right, Yeah, Well.

773
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Speaker 9: Listen to what she told me one night. She goes,

774
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Speaker 9: I could see myself growing old with you.

775
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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, that's almost too much.

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Speaker 13: Man.

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Speaker 5: Well I've said that to my messeuse before. Is that

778
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Speaker 5: not appropriate? I could do this until I die.

779
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Speaker 2: But you liked that because you were on the same

780
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Speaker 2: page with her. That didn't freak out.

781
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Speaker 9: Yeah, that was the thing. It didn't freak me out

782
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 9: because I kept feeling like I was falling for her

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Speaker 9: before we even met up.

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Speaker 10: Wow, it's only weird when you're not on the same

785
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 10: page and you'll in two weeks like this is great,

786
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 10: and you're on the same page.

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Speaker 5: Then it is great. But you sound like you're one

788
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Speaker 5: hundred percent in on her before you even met her.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, I started telling all my friends about her.

790
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Speaker 9: I told my sister about her.

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Speaker 17: Got you a man or?

792
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Speaker 9: Yeah, like I have like a ninety year old barber

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Speaker 9: that I told about.

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Speaker 1: Its adorable everything. Yeah, I just.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I bet you were so nervous for your guys'

796
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Speaker 2: first meetup right in person.

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Speaker 13: You know what.

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Speaker 9: I wasn't nervous because we had such a good connection. Okay,

799
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Speaker 9: I kind of felt like there's only one way to go.

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Speaker 5: Sure. But see that goes back to what I was

801
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Speaker 5: saying earlier about how it could be a little bit

802
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Speaker 5: dangerous now that you've put up these lofty expectations for

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Speaker 5: how much you're going to connect when you actually meet

804
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Speaker 5: in person.

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Speaker 2: But that risk, right, like with great risk comes great reward,

806
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: you know, or great letdown in this time, that's the

807
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Speaker 2: risk part of that sentence.

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Speaker 9: Well, I guess it's just going to depend because I

809
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 9: thought the date itself went really really well.

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Speaker 5: Well, let's go through. What did you do for the date?

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Speaker 9: We went to out back?

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Speaker 5: Okay, staying up in lofty I like it?

813
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, the only thing I can think of that maybe

814
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 9: with a stupid thing to say or do. I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Is as we're walking into the restaurant, there's this old

816
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Speaker 9: mattress out behind it next to the dumpster.

817
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Speaker 8: U huh.

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Speaker 9: And I looked at it. I said, maybe I should

819
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Speaker 9: just bring that home because I need a new one.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

821
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Speaker 9: Actually she actually laughed, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But do you actually need the mattress or is that Jeff?

823
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 5: He was kidding?

824
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Speaker 2: And then she saw him strapping it to the roof

825
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Speaker 2: of the problem.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so she laughed, he said.

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Speaker 6: She laughed.

828
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 5: Great, Okay.

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Speaker 9: I actually led into a conversation about what kind of

830
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 9: dream house we would get if we ever had one.

831
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 5: All the alley mattresses that one home could handle.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, this is not like me, Like I don't rush

833
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 9: into relationships. I just it felt right.

834
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Speaker 1: You know that feeling. It just feels like comfort.

835
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Speaker 5: Like home. You know.

836
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Speaker 9: It felt like we'd known each other for years already. Wow,

837
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 9: like we were doing that thing you know where you're

838
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 9: sitting at the table and you make little excuses to

839
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 9: sort of brush up against the other person.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that's really what it's like to be

841
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Speaker 5: with somebody for a long time. You kind of are

842
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 5: on each other's nerves by that.

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Speaker 4: Don't touch my shoulder.

844
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he skipped right past the honeymoon into twenty years

845
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Speaker 5: of marriage.

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00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's also good, right, Like, well, the chemist felt amazing.

847
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Speaker 5: Okay, if it feels good for you, that's awesome. How

848
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 5: did the night end?

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00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 9: Well, the kiss In my mind, I pictured it longer,

850
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 9: but we did kiss. Yeah, And I told her I

851
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 9: wanted to see her again, and she said definitely.

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00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: She said definitely.

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00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 9: Okay, and now she's not answering anything weird.

854
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Speaker 1: How long has it been since the date.

855
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Speaker 9: It's been six days, six.

856
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Speaker 1: Which feels like an eternity.

857
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Speaker 2: When you talked every day, multiple times a day for

858
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Speaker 2: two weeks.

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00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you built your dream house together with each

860
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 5: other in your minds.

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Speaker 7: I mean basically, I was going to.

862
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Speaker 2: Say, and you told your ninety year old barber, I mean,

863
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Speaker 2: you can't that.

864
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Speaker 1: He is going to be disappointed.

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Speaker 9: I know he's got he's got a lot writing on this.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, we cannot give your barber bad news.

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Speaker 5: So we're going to come back, get you your second

868
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 5: date update, and hopefully end on a positive note. Coming up.

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Speaker 9: Thank you go after this.

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Speaker 5: Hold on second date update, No pressure, but true love

871
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 5: is on the line today for our listener Brad, because

872
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 5: he met a girl online. They texted, they called each other,

873
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 5: face timed, even for hours and hours on end, and

874
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 5: got to the point where they were literally planning out

875
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 5: their future dream home together, complete with roadside mattresses. And

876
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 5: it's not just him who feels that way. He told us,

877
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 5: Megan brought up I could see myself growing old with you.

878
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 5: Those were her words. So clearly they were both drinking

879
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 5: from the same that of love juice. But one dinner

880
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 5: date whatever is in there. One dinner date though at

881
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: the outback, and everything is changed.

882
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 4: So I feel like we say that all the time.

883
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody's the same after, but especially not Brad. He's

884
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 5: trying to figure out what happened, what changed, because she

885
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 5: is totally ignoring him. Now, Brooke, you're sticking with the

886
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 5: he's too sexy and emotionally mature angle.

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00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, she's overwhelm it, doesn't know how to handle it.

888
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: And right now she's just talking to her therapist about

889
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: letting go of her old baggage and thoughts and moving

890
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Speaker 2: forward into the future.

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00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 5: Yes, she wants to be the perfect woman to fit

892
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 5: your perfect man.

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00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I'm hoping for anyway.

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00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 5: Okay, sounds good. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I'm sure that's

895
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Speaker 5: what she's going to say when we call her right now.

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Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with a dumpster mattress at all.

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Speaker 9: I would hope not. I hope she knows I'm joking.

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00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've writ a question. You said you had a

899
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Speaker 10: quick kiss, Like really quick? Did you eat bloomin onions?

900
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 5: Onion breath?

901
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,439
Speaker 9: We ate a bunch of different stuff. If her breath

902
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 9: smelled like twenty bloomin onions, it wouldn't have mattered.

903
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: I there, that is so sweet.

904
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: He would kiss her if she had hot breas really cute.

905
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 5: If Brook thinks it's cute, that's how you know you're doomed.

906
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 5: So let's just call her. Hopefully it's not the breath thing,

907
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 5: but Brooking her husband's eating raw onions like oh honey, Hey, if.

908
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: You do it together, it doesn't matter.

909
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 5: Okay, let's eject from this as quickly as possible. I'm

910
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 5: down here right now.

911
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 8: Hello.

912
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 5: Hey is this Megan?

913
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 14: Yeah, relax, calm down, Brook.

914
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 5: This is a radio show that you're on right now.

915
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 5: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thanks for

916
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: being here.

917
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: Hi, good morning, so happy.

918
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 5: Yes, what is this? Yeah? This is a segment that

919
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 5: we do, a dating segment called Second Date Update, where

920
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 5: we try to help out listeners who've gone out with

921
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 5: someone and afterwards they're not getting a call back or

922
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 5: no chance for a second meetup. We try to help

923
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 5: them figure out why.

924
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 14: Oh.

925
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 5: I know you're probably expecting some prizes or whatever, but.

926
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 2: I think this is even cooler than a yeah, it

927
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 2: could be a chance. I don't know, a relationship for

928
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: love depends on the prize.

929
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 9: Well, it's good.

930
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 5: So this is a guy, a listener of ours that

931
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 5: you went out with named Brad.

932
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 14: Oh wow, Okay, yeah, I mean wow, like oh wow,

933
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 14: or like, oh, I don't even want to talk about this.

934
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: I mean really, I mean it sounds like you two

935
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 2: are so invested in each other.

936
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 5: We've heard a lot from Brad about you, and he

937
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 5: said that it's been six days since your date, but

938
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 5: it's kind of felt like a lifetime to him, because

939
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 5: I mean, that's how strong the connection was. We've heard

940
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 5: a lot of people going on normal dates before on

941
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 5: the show, but the way he described your connection and

942
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 5: your kind of journey together, he put a lot of

943
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 5: hope into this and he's felt kind of devastated that

944
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 5: you've stepped back.

945
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 14: Yeah. I was pretty devastated to him.

946
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's not good.

947
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 5: Can we ask, like, what caused that change in feeling

948
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 5: towards him?

949
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean we were talking about the future and

950
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 14: everything was good, and then we met up and it

951
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 14: started off right, it was fun, it was sweet, and

952
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 14: then he said something that was just so off pudding.

953
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 5: Oh oh, he doesn't like pudding.

954
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 2: Yeh offut jez okay, Oh my god, Like immediately you

955
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 2: had a reaction as soon as he said this.

956
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 14: I mean, at first I thought it was a joke,

957
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 14: and then I realized he was serious.

958
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 5: Oh god, it's not about the street mattress thing, is it.

959
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 4: He wants to design a dream home or on a

960
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 4: stained mattress?

961
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 14: Yeah. No, it was when we were eating. We had

962
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 14: a lot of stuff to eat, and I said that

963
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 14: I make the best blooming onion in my air fryer. Oh,

964
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 14: and he laughed at me.

965
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 5: He laughed at you.

966
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 14: He laughed at me, and he said that air fryers

967
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 14: are a scam.

968
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 1: What I mean, they are just convection ovens.

969
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 5: But right, wait, what does that mean?

970
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 9: Oh?

971
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 14: He said, it's just a loud toaster.

972
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of funny. I mean it's like the

973
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 2: George Forman Grille of today, Like everybody's buying them.

974
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: Everybody's got to have him.

975
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 5: But she said, but she said he wasn't joking, that

976
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 5: he was serious.

977
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 14: He was serious.

978
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 2: What he was that passionate about air friers?

979
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, well maybe I was passionate about it and he wasn't.

980
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 14: But he said he just didn't believe in them. And

981
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 14: that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

982
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: Okay. Wow, So his comment about air friers being a

983
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 5: scam for you that completely shifted how you saw him.

984
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 14: Yeah, in that moment, I was like, nope, I don't

985
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 14: see my future husband.

986
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 7: Okay.

987
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 3: Oh wow, not the trash mattress we were joking about that.

988
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 14: He was dead serious about this.

989
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 5: Okay, that is.

990
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: Such a hard take.

991
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 4: That is weird.

992
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 5: It seems like that's where she draws the line, like

993
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 5: you can come after whatever else, but don't cross me

994
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 5: in my air frer.

995
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: No I actually met him, oh saying the airfires were.

996
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: A belief system.

997
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 5: Oh interesting, Yeah, that is weird. You never discussed it

998
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 5: with him and told him how it made you feel.

999
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 14: I mean, he was so serious, he was just digging in.

1000
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 14: I just sat back and crossed him off my list.

1001
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 5: Oh geez, wow. Well, I can still sense a little

1002
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 5: bit of pent up frustration that you have towards Brad

1003
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 5: even thinking about it, and if you wanted to unload

1004
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 5: on him, just saying, now's your chance, because he's on

1005
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 5: the other line right now waiting to talk to you.

1006
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 19: Are you serious.

1007
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 14: I don't want to talk about this anymore.

1008
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 5: I'm sure he wants to say something about it this. Yeah,

1009
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 5: me too, Brad.

1010
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 13: Are you there?

1011
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 9: Hey, Megan, I had no idea you were so bothered

1012
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 9: by those comments.

1013
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 14: Well, I mean you were so serious. I mean, what

1014
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 14: are you going to stick fries in the microwaves?

1015
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 9: I mean, you have an oven. You can put things

1016
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 9: in the oven.

1017
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 14: You're sounding like a lunatic right now, Brad.

1018
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 5: In an oven, You're great.

1019
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 9: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what

1020
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 9: to say, because, I mean, our connection I thought was

1021
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 9: so strong, and I can't imagine that something as simple

1022
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 9: as my feelings about an air fryer have changed your

1023
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 9: optimism about where a relationship could go.

1024
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I use it every single day. My

1025
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 14: friends use it every single day. I mean, it's like

1026
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 14: the best invention. I mean, this guy like he doesn't

1027
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 14: understand how great it is. What's wrong with him?

1028
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: Okay, well, maybe that's like an invitation to teach. You

1029
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: bring him to the air fire side.

1030
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 5: Brad, do you see how like you've clearly touched a

1031
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 5: nerve for her. It's not like you've just made a

1032
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 5: funny joke about air friers. You've attacked her life.

1033
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 9: I'm just so shocked. Guys, I thought you were in

1034
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 9: the hospital because things were going so well.

1035
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 14: You almost put me in the hospital with your comments

1036
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 14: about that.

1037
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 1: And that is so dramatic.

1038
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't even sound like Brad really cares

1039
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 2: about air frars that much, Right, Brad.

1040
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 6: I don't believe in them, but who cares?

1041
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 9: Like, I'm not gonna let it get in the middle

1042
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 9: of a potential great relationship.

1043
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 5: Clearly, it's an important touching point for Megan that you

1044
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 5: value it, because that's how she eats all of her meals.

1045
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 4: She wants in the air fryer.

1046
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 14: I mean, if you don't believe in air fryers, what's next?

1047
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 14: Seasonal candles, fitted sheets, marinating things overnight?

1048
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 5: You do not believe in fitted sheets bread.

1049
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: It's her dream home.

1050
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I think we're putting a little too much emphasis

1051
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: on one kitchen appliance.

1052
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 9: I mean, go buy an easy bake oven. I don't

1053
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 9: care whatever.

1054
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 14: You guys are laughing at me, but it's it's a

1055
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 14: deal breaker.

1056
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 2: He said, you can use your air.

1057
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: He doesn't care if you use an air fryer.

1058
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 5: I mean, but he also is like, I don't believe

1059
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 5: in them. At the same time, he.

1060
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: Hasn't had her bloomin onion. You know, he may change

1061
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: his mind.

1062
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 14: You think he's getting invited over to try any of

1063
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 14: my foods. That chance.

1064
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 5: You'll never taste her bloomin onion.

1065
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: There sounds like a euphemism.

1066
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 5: Well it is in a way. Well, we went from

1067
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 5: the most romantic story of all time to air friers

1068
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 5: burning down a relationship. Yeah.

1069
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: It's pretty simple.

1070
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, and quick too, under fifteen minutes. They're so efficient.

1071
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 14: I can't believe I actually imagine myself growing old with you.

1072
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 14: You're clearly gonna die young from the way you're eating.

1073
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that was dark.

1074
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 9: I mean, I gotta be honest. If this is the

1075
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 9: thing that is your deal breaker in a relationship, dying young.

1076
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be getting out easy.

1077
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 5: Oh yes, should we keep the disses going for another

1078
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 5: few minutes or should we just call it here? Okay,

1079
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 5: we're gonna call it Anywayoki Jeffrey in the morning. Man,

1080
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 5: I need to be a better host, I think, just

1081
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 5: in general, particularly for this second date up.

1082
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: Don't comment.

1083
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 5: I know it's true because we kind of got sidetracked

1084
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 5: on air frar burns and kind of jokes and put downs.

1085
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 5: Not I never tried to reconnect those two back to

1086
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 5: their original feelings for each other and what they liked

1087
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 5: about each other. I was just sitting back and joining

1088
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 5: the show, eating popcorn, not being a good host.

1089
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 2: I feel like I tried to create some middle ground,

1090
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: at least on the air frer front, and there was

1091
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 2: no middle ground to reach.

1092
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,399
Speaker 3: It wasn't gonna work.

1093
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: It's so weird.

1094
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 2: I mean, she just wrote him off in that moment

1095
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 2: and would never change her mind.

1096
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 5: Yeah. I actually was kind of shocked that you don't

1097
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 5: own a air frier, Brook. I thought that you were

1098
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 5: one of the air friers stands.

1099
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: I hate kitchen gadgets. It's like a thing for me.

1100
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 5: It looks like, let's just put it over an open

1101
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 5: fire in a trash can and call.

1102
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 7: It a day.

1103
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 2: In nineties where everyone had like food dehydrators, you'd realize what.

1104
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: It's a dumb mistake.

1105
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 5: I am glad.

1106
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: Seriously, how many banana chips can you make?

1107
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 5: But if you want help from our show, I promise

1108
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 5: Brooks willing to help you. It might not sound like it.

1109
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 13: But.

1110
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: You're the one that was apologizing, not me.

1111
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm the bad host. Brook is the good one,

1112
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 5: and hopefully she can help get you a second date.

1113
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 4: I mean it, Brooks the good one.

1114
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 19: We're all doing.

1115
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, reach out to us, email us. We'll call that

1116
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 5: person who's not calling you.

1117
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 13: Back, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1118
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 5: Some people travel the world for culture. Some do it

1119
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 5: for art, or if you're like me, you travel the

1120
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 5: world to take inappropriate photos next to the Eiffel Tower. Wait,

1121
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 5: it's Jeff, what's coming out of my pants there.

1122
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 4: On the ground?

1123
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 5: Like that, Jeff? But this weekend, tens of thousands gathered

1124
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 5: for a much deeper purpose to stuff their faces with

1125
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 5: things on sticks, the funnel, cakes, fried pickles, and is

1126
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 5: that a churro wrapped in bacon or a dog in

1127
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 5: a bacon outfit dressed like a churro, doesn't matter either way.

1128
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 5: I'm eating that because it's what you're doing at the

1129
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 5: food Fair. We've got the savory, the sweet, and the

1130
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 5: straight up strange. Play all the audio coming up right

1131
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 5: after this, gourmet grilled cheeses, deep fried butter sculptures, and

1132
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 5: triple bacon in nautella doughnuts the size of a car

1133
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 5: steering wheel. Dad, it's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning. And

1134
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 5: this isn't your grandma's picnic. This is the annual Food Fair.

1135
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 5: And over the weekend, thousands of people gathered to feast,

1136
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 5: to fry and to fist fight each other over that

1137
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 5: last giant turkey leg. And who was there smack dab

1138
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 5: in the middle of the munchie madness but our own

1139
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 5: hose and Alexis Napkin in one hand, microphone in the other,

1140
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: asking the tastiest question of all, what you doing at

1141
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 5: the food Fair?

1142
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the food fair?

1143
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 8: Get my grub on.

1144
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 4: I can see that. I mean what a place to

1145
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 4: do that?

1146
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 2: Right?

1147
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 15: Absolutely seeod place to get something good to eat and

1148
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 15: stuff that belly a little bit.

1149
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: And I love your aura. I just want to say

1150
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 4: you have amazing energy.

1151
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 7: You're colorful.

1152
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 10: You have a beautiful yellow shirt, you have light yellow

1153
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 10: brown shoes, you have purple hair, and you have a

1154
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 10: big smile on your face. What is a happy person

1155
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 10: like you eat?

1156
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 3: Interestingly enough, I'm in Culinario, so I eat anything.

1157
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 8: If it falls on the floor, I'll think twice.

1158
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: But other than that, it's going down the chute.

1159
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 4: My rule in life it's a five second rule. Something falls.

1160
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 4: What is a chef's rule that depends?

1161
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: Is it dead food or is it all live food?

1162
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 10: Okay, so if something a live falls on the floor,

1163
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 10: what's the rule?

1164
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: It kill it eat it?

1165
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 7: Oh, oh my gosh.

1166
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's a chef and just not somebody from

1167
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 2: my home states.

1168
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 4: Like a butcher.

1169
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 5: Either way, Sizzler just got a new slogan, kick it,

1170
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 5: kill it eat.

1171
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 4: Next time I drop something, I'll be like, wait, is

1172
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 4: it alive or is it dead?

1173
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: How many in her kitchen?

1174
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 4: I don't know?

1175
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 10: Like octopus is crawling on the counter, chickens flying everywhere.

1176
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bloody, that's for sure.

1177
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the food fair.

1178
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 8: Just can't to check out the food. Honestly, I'm a

1179
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 8: little bust already. So I apologize, But you pregamed for

1180
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 8: the food fair. You always got a pre game for

1181
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 8: everything everything. I am nothing.

1182
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 15: You know, we do pregame for kid's birthday party. You

1183
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 15: have to you have to, okay, especially with family.

1184
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a girlfriend and a partner.

1185
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 8: Nah, you want to know why I don't have a girlfriend.

1186
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I recently got dubbed so like about a

1187
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 15: year ago.

1188
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 8: But we were still talking.

1189
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 3: Okay, now that you're broken up, you could talk, sit

1190
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 3: and it doesn't matter.

1191
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 4: Was she a bad cook?

1192
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: Was she a good cook?

1193
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 8: She was actually actually like Noah, she was the best

1194
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 8: girlfriend I had. What I'm not gonna lie to you.

1195
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 8: I like to tell the truth.

1196
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 4: Let's compare her to a food. What food would you

1197
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 4: compare your ex girlfriend?

1198
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 7: This is gonna be.

1199
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 8: Meat ball. After we broke up, she came way.

1200
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: Dude, you just said you weren't gonna talk.

1201
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 8: Sorry, you pulled it out of me.

1202
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 5: Alexis you did the food question because you're at the

1203
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 5: food fair? Is that why you asked that?

1204
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 2: Obviously, by always wanted to be more of a corn

1205
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 2: dog after that stage.

1206
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 5: It's hard to think of any good answer to that question.

1207
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,359
Speaker 5: It doesn't sound bad about a nice ice tank.

1208
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's not over her and she wants

1209
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 2: nothing to do with him.

1210
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 8: I want.

1211
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 4: We recently broke up a year ago.

1212
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's any good headspace. It's what you're doing at

1213
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 5: the food fair where Jose and Alexis were out asking

1214
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 5: the swarms of slobbering and hungry folks a simple question.

1215
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 4: What you're doing. What you're doing at the food fair?

1216
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 2: We're drinking a big baby bottle.

1217
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 10: You just lifted it up to me like you're showing everybody,

1218
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 10: but there's no video. No one can see you. Right now,

1219
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 10: you're taking SIPs of it. Okay, what is it? This

1220
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 10: is a ginormous baby bottle. You're holding it with two hands, and.

1221
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 5: What's the size of a baby?

1222
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 2: We bought a backpack for a reason so you could

1223
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 2: just stick it in there.

1224
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: What is in it?

1225
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 4: It doesn't look like there's formula for a baby in there.

1226
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: What is that?

1227
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 5: Tell me?

1228
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 4: The ingredient legend?

1229
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 5: There's also running it.

1230
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 10: What the lady, we're at like a family friendly food festival?

1231
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 4: What are you doing? A long islandized team there?

1232
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 9: You think?

1233
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 8: What do you think?

1234
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 7: This is Vegas?

1235
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 5: No, it's fun already isn't it Okay?

1236
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 4: So you you drank half of that and you have

1237
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 4: people here obviously to wheel you out of this place.

1238
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 5: That's the only reason I'm doing this interview. It's impressive

1239
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 5: when your laugh makes Jose's laugh sound totally normal.

1240
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: Being inconspicuous with your alcohol in a giant baby bottle

1241
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 2: that you're drinking now though you don't.

1242
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 5: Drink out of a giant baby bottle.

1243
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 13: Break.

1244
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 6: Wait.

1245
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if you're gonna sneak alcohol into a

1246
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 2: food fair, that may not be the right.

1247
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1248
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: Sure, that's a lot.

1249
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 2: People were getting so turned out for the food.

1250
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 8: I know, man, this is.

1251
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the food fair.

1252
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 10: Well, let me tell you something, brother, Brother, I'm here

1253
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 10: with her and Alexis.

1254
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 4: Where's Brookie?

1255
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 9: God?

1256
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: Can I ask if you've been drinking?

1257
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 6: Uh?

1258
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 4: No, I had a great food that tasted.

1259
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: Like Wait, but I smell alcohol.

1260
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 5: Uh? Yes, what I smell is food.

1261
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: We are at food fair. Yes, So do you listen

1262
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: to the show.

1263
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 3: You know we do a lot of dating stuff and whatnot.

1264
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 3: Can you name me what would you think would be

1265
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 3: the best date food?

1266
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 14: Sushi and a yager bomb?

1267
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 13: Oh?

1268
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 9: Why? Why?

1269
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 7: Why?

1270
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 14: Both those?

1271
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 9: Well?

1272
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 4: They're both affadisiacs.

1273
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 5: There you go, er bombs are yeah, thirty two herbs.

1274
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 4: Wait has this worked for you in the past, Yes, get.

1275
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: Those at the same restaurant.

1276
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 9: No, I bring my own.

1277
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1278
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: Can you imagine showing up to a date and a

1279
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 2: guy pulls out a bottle of yaeger Ball sushi bar?

1280
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: Why do I think we'll hear him on a second date?

1281
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 9: Update?

1282
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 5: Well, now we know. I mean, we do what you're

1283
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 5: doing at the block party, what you're doing at the concert,

1284
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 5: nobody's ever wasted at those. But what you're doing at

1285
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 5: the food fair, people get freakin' lit.

1286
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 10: I want to go interview like kids eating cotton candy.

1287
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: Being an aphrodisiac.

1288
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 7: I know what's.

1289
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 5: Instacart some so we could try it. That was what

1290
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 5: you're doing at the food fair. Your phone taps coming.

1291
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 13: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1292
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 5: I have an apology to make because I have let

1293
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 5: down this show once again. Yeah, I have been saving

1294
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 5: cheese questions to ask for National Cheese Day.

1295
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,479
Speaker 8: We miss it.

1296
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 5: Turns out that was back on June fourth. Oh, it's

1297
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 5: overshot it by a mile, and such a good idea. Seriously,

1298
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 5: was and don't anybody try to make me feel better

1299
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 5: about it and say, oh, it's okay, we're just a

1300
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 5: little early for next year. No, I blew.

1301
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like moldy cheese up in this studio right now.

1302
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I hope that they dock my pay for this. Oh, Jeff,

1303
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 5: I don't deserve a living wage. And I know Today's

1304
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 5: trivia challenger. He's a company man. They will agree with me, Brittany,

1305
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 5: Are you with me?

1306
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 6: I'm still with you.

1307
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 5: That's right, thank you.

1308
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 4: We've been trying to tell her employees this forever.

1309
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 2: I think he just sent an email to the owner

1310
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,479
Speaker 2: of the company and the subject line was I don't

1311
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 2: deserve a living wage.

1312
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 5: Absolutely.

1313
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 2: Do you think reverse psychology would work on the owner

1314
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 2: of a company that way?

1315
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 5: I probably not. Okay, Yeah, actually, let's not pay anybody

1316
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 5: in the company. This was a great idea. Anyway, Brittany

1317
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 5: is a brand new player, never taking you on before.

1318
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 5: So we'll find out more about her after she's done

1319
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 5: with her around Brooks leaving the studio. You got thirty

1320
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 5: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1321
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 5: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1322
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 5: to beat her out right if you want to win, Brittany,

1323
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 5: are you ready?

1324
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1325
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 5: You got this. Your time starts now. Barack Obama celebrates

1326
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 5: a birthday today. He's in his mid six sixties. How

1327
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 5: old is he?

1328
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 6: Six?

1329
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety seven? What famous cigarette mascot was decommissioned?

1330
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 9: Joe Cammell?

1331
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 5: What country does bree cheese originate from?

1332
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 9: Skip?

1333
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 5: Who wrote the book Pride and Prejudice? Which planet is

1334
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 5: known for its great red spot?

1335
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 14: Saturn?

1336
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 5: Who played the original Laura Croft in the tomb Raider movies?

1337
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 6: Angelie did Joe Lee?

1338
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 5: All right? For Britney, well done there. Brook's going to

1339
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 5: come back into the studio, and since she's a new player,

1340
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 5: let's learn some information about her. According to my screener,

1341
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 5: Britney loves random facts, she likes nature, and she likes drinks.

1342
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 5: So I'm just guessing you like drinking Goldschlager out in nature.

1343
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Speaker 9: Not quite Goldschlager, but I like drinking in nature.

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Speaker 2: It feels like you're an old minor panny though when

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Speaker 2: you drink that stuff.

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Speaker 14: I'm trying it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Do you have a random fun fact that you'd

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Speaker 5: like to share with the group?

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Speaker 1: The most hated question. Ever, I don't Yeah.

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Speaker 5: What, okay, you know what. I hope they dock my

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01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 5: pay even more for asking such a stupid, idiotic question.

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Speaker 5: What a terrible host I am.

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Speaker 2: It's just like one of those icebreaker questions that everybody

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Speaker 2: dreads at like the work conference.

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Speaker 5: You know, I agree, and I appreciate you giving me

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Speaker 5: the middle finger right now, Brooke, I deserve that. I

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Speaker 5: really both of them. I will take them. Yes, Brittany,

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Speaker 5: I hope you're giving me the middle finger too. All

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Speaker 5: the listeners are what we get to Brooks turn. Are

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Speaker 5: you ready? Here we go? Your time starts now. Barack

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Speaker 5: Obama celebrates a birthday today. He's in his mid sixties.

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Speaker 5: How old is he? Sixty five in nineteen ninety seven?

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Speaker 5: What famous cigarette mascot was decommissioned?

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Speaker 1: Oh the Marlboro Man?

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01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 5: What country does breed cheese originate from?

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01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: Sweden?

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01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 5: Who wrote the book Pride and Prejudice?

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Speaker 1: Oh God? Space?

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Speaker 5: Jane Austin, which planet is known for its great red spot.

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01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 4: Mars who played.

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Speaker 5: The original Laura Croft in the tomb Raider movies.

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Speaker 1: Angelina Julie.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's it, the time is up. We're head on

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Speaker 5: over the scoreboard to see how you both did with

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Speaker 5: Josela skin that La again, dun Lucky.

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Speaker 10: Britney. You got to correct today.

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Speaker 1: You know it's your first performance. That's all right.

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Speaker 4: And she passed a few times.

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Speaker 5: That's not bad at all.

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Speaker 4: Rock also, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeh, I'll tell myself even though I've done this

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Speaker 2: over one one hundred thousand times.

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Speaker 4: Too bad, Brooke, Britney.

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Speaker 5: Tie does go to the house on these. So let's

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Speaker 5: go over the answers for everybody. Barack Obama has a

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Speaker 5: birthday today. He is sixty four years old.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't mean to aid you, Obama.

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Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety seven, the famous cigarette mascot who was

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Speaker 5: decommissioned was Joe Cammell with camel cigarettes Harder Brooks.

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Speaker 4: She knows all of them. She's like, oh, there's seven

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Speaker 4: in my head.

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Speaker 5: I mean, they raised me into the country that brie

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Speaker 5: cheese originates from, which, by the way, was not in

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Speaker 5: my questions of cheeses that I was hoping to ask happened.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even think of one. This good brie cheese

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Speaker 5: comes from France. French cheese. Pride and Prejudice was written

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Speaker 5: by author Jane Austen. The planet known for its great

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01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 5: red spot would be Jupiter. It's that red store that's

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Speaker 5: happening in the center there. And the original Laura crofton

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Speaker 5: the tomb Raider movies was played by Angelina Joe Lee.

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Speaker 5: I just pulled at the end, so Brittany, it was

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Speaker 5: not enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing, we

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Speaker 5: are going to give you two tickets to le May's

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01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 5: Car Museum in a prize pack from Rev Up Energy.

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Speaker 6: Don't it's been fun.

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Speaker 5: It was fun having You're welcome back anytime. Okay, Brittany,

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Speaker 5: thank you so much. All Right, we're gonna do Windbrooks

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Speaker 5: Block the same time tomorrow

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.