WEBVTT - "Flat Earth, Full Nest!" With Rob Benedict and Kyle Dunnigan 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.480 I'm building. Here we go. Oh my god, these are 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:12.559 so good A secret. Yeah, I think are so good. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:18.920 I missed you. Live Smart City, Utah. It's a grad. 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:26.640 It's trio, great art. That was so exciting. I kind 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:28.840 of said every time somebody I don't know who they 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:35.680 are get their their name. Oh my god. Welcome to 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.720 grangew Smith. Welcome to the William Except This Rose Podcast. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.040 My name is Arta Marine. I am coming to you 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:45.960 high from some fancy tower in Hollywood. We've got pot 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:49.440 sodas here, which I'm I'm not good with pot. Maybe 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:51.479 you'll have coming to you high. I'll come to you 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:55.400 high from a studio which is high. Also high. To 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.320 my left a man whose voice you just heard, who 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:01.200 we missed been a long time. It's we He was 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.240 a Bachelor of the Year. He is Bachelor of the 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.560 Year eighteen and he's been in Paris. He's got a 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:15.560 cute new haircut. We love him very much, Mr Robert. Everybody, thanks, 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:22.080 How are you rock looking looking? Real cute rob Yeah? Thanks, Um, 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.360 it's good to be back. When your new haircut. A 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.119 couple of weeks ago, I went in to my lady 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.759 cuts my hair. I really love Jean. That Karen. I'm 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:35.080 just guessing her name Jean. And she said to me, 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:39.880 I said, I said, give me, give me the midlight Crisis. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.240 And then she gave me this great faux hawk and 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:43.960 I like, you know what, it's not a fool for 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:48.280 it's just it's just it's cool, guy. Thanks, thank you 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.640 so much. It's nicest thing you've ever said. It's nice too. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.840 I'm a fan. I'm not I'm not a hater. I'm 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.600 a fan. We know you are right, that's why you come. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:57.800 Do you feel good? Oh? My god, Rob and I 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:02.280 are going on tour together. We're going to Nashville Sunday, 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:06.760 August five. I'm trying to Okay, here's my dreamt We 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.880 fly on Saturday, we perform Sunday in the afternoon, and 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:13.640 we can play on Sunday night. Um um, it's gonna 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.920 be so fun for the Kyle. You want to come, Okay, 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:20.200 great for the fan. If anybody out there has Miles, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.360 I want to, If I want to, I want to 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:26.400 bring Jordan's. I'm obsessed with Jordan's. I want to get him. Like, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.480 they don't give us much money, so it's like just 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.040 basically enough to get if we can get somebody who's 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.040 like early in Miles, like a campaign to get Jordan's 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:37.000 where he lives in Florida, but he's probably out here now. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.680 How much would you fucking love to be in Nashville 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.639 with Jordan? Oh my god, I have so many questions? 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:45.320 Did you? And we're trying to get Caitlin And apparently 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.840 they have access to Caitlin and Sean who live in 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.440 Nashville and Danielle. I think it's going to do it 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:54.000 in Wells may do it awesome? To my Do you 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.720 have any shows you want to plug coming up? Oh? No, no, 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.720 I've got my band is playing on July sixteenth at 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:05.639 the Hote Cafe. I'm Cowanga at Hollywood. It's a great venue. Yeah, 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:09.480 and uh and no, watch Kings of Con on iTunes 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.480 and so good. I'll be doing stand up at Bonker's 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:19.040 Comedy Club. It's in Milwaukee, Wisconsin July fourteen to right? 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:22.079 Did they name these clubs something that I've been embarrassed 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:29.320 to plug? Let the chuckle nugget right. I've We've had 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.320 this combo before and I love this for the last time. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.320 I love this combo. This man. I think we learned 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:38.520 that you don't like five heads with this man. We have, 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.520 which is that because I have a five head and 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.640 I'm ragging on so we called that five head gate. 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.000 I think I have a sixth head. I've measured like 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.320 from my eyebrow to like where my hair starts, and 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:53.320 it's like unreasonably far away, and I have a tiny head. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.240 So she get plugs right in the middle of your 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:59.400 far um. You might know him. He was in He 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.680 was in rain Wreck, He won in He won an 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:06.200 Emmy for the Amy Shoomer Show. Mr Kyle don again 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:10.080 and grating videos on Instagram. Everyone should follow him on Instagram. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.960 Thank you, let me get your realco Hi Kyle, how 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.840 are you? I'm really good. I'm not just people just 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.039 say that. Always actually good? Right now? That's good. You 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.920 bought a You bought a Jacuzi. I impulsively bought a 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.800 jacuz texted me a photo. Yeah, he was, he bought it. 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.760 He texted me photos of a black blue Jacuzi and 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.360 asked which I thought he was doing a bit? No. 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.799 I sent it to like I thought it was a joke. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:39.120 I got a taste from like five people, and uh 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.880 got the black jacuz You said black? Everyone said blue. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.560 My girlfriend said black. Yeah, so I got the black. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.720 It was originally blue and then I switched it. They 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.200 were both good choices. So it's all over black with 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:54.640 a black top. No, it's gray then black at the top, 0:04:54.960 --> 0:05:01.360 black black top, you know, blacklack tub. Really okay, that's 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:07.240 all right, I just yeah, I mean it's really going 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:10.520 to be out and like I can't go nude or 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.479 anything in the pot tub, not that anyone wants to. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:17.159 I'm sorry for about that. I'm so sorry. Not good. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.400 And and for those of you out there, these two 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:25.440 gentlemen and I, we're we are doing bonus episodes of 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.520 the Proposal. The first one we'll go up tomorrow. Kyle 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.840 and I are doing. We're doing it. It's the worst 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.080 show I've ever seen in my life. Truly, it did. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.919 It didn't make The Bachelor seemed classic. It did. It 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:39.000 made The Bachelor just the great. You haven't watched it yet, 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:43.479 Rob the gray Blob Man that they had the Gray Blob. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.640 It's as though they made a sketch about The Bachelor. 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.040 Here's one step even further, but it's real, made by 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.920 the same people who made it. Also with me are 0:05:54.960 --> 0:06:01.159 two of my favorite ladies. Anna and Karenie. Hello, Yo, Anna, 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.359 hop on today. Don't let's don't let your other podcast 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.080 chuck you up, because we love you so much. I 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.680 only recorded one today, that's it. Normally I record minimum three. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.479 You look real smart. You got a nicet. My neck 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.320 was cold. I had a band in it that I 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.400 put around my neck. You also had a great article 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.880 about your podcast about ethnically ambiguous. Oh yeah I did. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.680 I forgot about that. Yeah, it was fun. Alright, God, 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:30.520 let's get started overall, gentlemen. How as as our first 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.600 all male line up of the year, do you want 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:34.920 to get into the bone zone with Becca? How do 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:39.560 you feel about Becca? She your type? She wasn't at 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.719 first for me. She wasn't at first. She was one 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.680 of those people like from certain angles. I didn't think 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:45.960 she and then some other things. Sometimes it looks like 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.240 a model, and sometimes she doesn't. If I'm trying to 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:53.040 be that, she doesn't so much. But she last night 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.239 I kind of felt for her. I she was cute, 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.840 like the guy that she kicked out last night. I 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.400 felt like I was falling in love with her. Oh 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.400 my god, you're like the Jean Blant. Did you make 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.960 a perfume, her perfume, and I felt because that's what 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:10.080 I thought she'd want to hear. Women love that they 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.480 love he will, we will get to that. But he 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:15.080 did like a fake whisper in her ear. I did, 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.760 like a weird mouth plant. And then he made a 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:22.280 perfume so very weird. I thought she was you know, 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:24.640 when somebody gets like dumped as hard as she did, 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.760 you like sympathize. So I was on her side. But 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:32.280 then last night I had because that guy, what's the 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:36.800 guy who she who made a perfume? Jean Blanc. He 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.680 says he's vall in love with her. Okay, which way 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:43.080 too early, we all know that. But her reaction to 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.400 him saying I was just saying what he wanted to hear. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:49.520 Clearly he's hurt and he's trying to like protect his ego. 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:51.880 The fact that she had so upset about it was 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.760 like that was that was a baby. Go oh you 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.360 did film this two days after you got broken up 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.400 with Like that's when I saw, Oh, there that wound 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:03.760 is raw. But I'm with you. He was just I mean, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:09.440 he was embarrassed. Okay, here we go. Do you want 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.040 to get in the bones one with her. Are you 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:15.240 are you feeling her as a bachelores I feel like 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:20.720 she's beautiful, but like the like the sexy, like like 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:25.000 I don't Yeah, she feels like a most gorgeous lady 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:32.640 from like the you know. But also she's fun. She's 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.520 good and she says boundaries, she's clear, she's fun. She's 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.000 bouncing around and slippers and stuff. Oh my god. That okay, 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:41.240 here we go, Anna, how are you feeling about it overall? 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.199 After this? Yeah, it was a great episode. But the 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.880 more and more I realized, like, oh, she's attracted to 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.280 dudes who would vote against women's rights for sure, like 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.880 for sure past all the dude she like, it's like, okay, 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:59.000 so your ideal man? No, no, she cut all those Yeah, 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.480 anybody soft except for Jason, who I don't know why 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.320 she's acting like she likes him. I love Jason. It 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:07.319 doesn't make sense though he's nothing like the rest of 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:12.600 the Jason. I think, Jason, here's my story, Jason is 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.400 going to throw Oh and by the way, if you guys, 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.440 miss Aaron, Aaron and I did a bonus podcast because 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:18.760 she hasn't been able to be on and it's on 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:20.920 patron right now. We brought Aaron and I figured out. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.880 We think Jason is going to be just like um 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.320 Adam that that Raven got engaged to in Paradise. We 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.400 think Jason is going to be the atom of Paradise, 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.160 like the nice guy, the nice guy around for Paradise. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.400 He's like a good solid guy. While him laughing watching 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.000 the fight between David and Jordan, like he's a good, 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.400 good solid he's coast guy. I'm not saying he's a 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.440 bad guy. It's just like compared start to compared to 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.280 every other guy there, you're just like she cut Chris Shawn. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:52.720 I know, I know. I called Paradise and there's like 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:57.240 crabs everywhere if you were to make Paradise crabs. We 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.680 watched Bachelor of Paradise Australia and it actually was Paradise 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.000 like they filmed it in Fiji. And the difference between 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:07.840 Bachelor Paradise Australia and okay, side note that Ashley I 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:13.640 and Jared got engaged. What the fuck? Ashley I? I 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.679 saw a YouTube getting to surf YouTube and just stuff 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:22.520 started watching and she was hosting some entertainment show. She's 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:27.319 lost it yet, Yeah, she lost it to seventh Kevin 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.640 Kevin Heaven on bat Winter Game. She lost it in 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.679 Vermont on Winter Games. She she went in, she made 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:35.800 a huge deal about losing it, and then she wouldn't 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.640 and then she wouldn't spill the beans after after the final, 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.920 and then we watched Bachelor Paradise Australia. Jared went down 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.680 there with Grant the Fireman and Daniel the Canadian. The 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.599 women went got off for Daniel and Grant, and nobody 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.400 wanted to get at it with Jared, and we think 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.400 his ego got bruised because he was like, not only 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.080 did they not want it, they would like make fun 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.720 of how short he was, Like he was a joke. 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:00.520 I gotta look up, Yeah, remind me here it is 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:04.960 so so then apparently he came right back from Australia. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:11.439 Everyone loved Jared at the Crab Beach. Yes, and then 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:15.800 he came back and proposed, like getting married. They're getting married. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.480 She stopped him, Remember she stopped him in Paradise, broke 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.400 him down. She also it gives stage five clangers. She 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:29.640 finally lost her virginity. Other dude, and then they broke up, 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.920 and they broke up the Kevin guy from World they 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:38.199 broke up and Jared came. Yeah. They broke up when 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.880 Jared came back from Australia with his tail between his legs, 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.560 realizing that people wanted to funk him because he was 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.360 on TV, not because in the pool of things they did. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.600 The ladies in Australia wore him down enough that he 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.839 went to his stalker and proposed, Oh my god, I 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.160 mean right that he dared. So if you're out there 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.439 stalking somebody, guys, don't do it. It's not a cool way. Yes, 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.160 you don't want to for somebody. The right way, the 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:07.560 right way to get on television on the proposal proposelem alright. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:11.000 So the episode starts out She's sitting on a bunk 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.840 bed with Blake and he goes, how many kids do 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.440 you want? So we've never seen them in the bunk area, 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.800 Like that's like weird. They were sitting at a bunk 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.439 bed like in the men's quarters at the pre Rose 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.439 ceremony from the last episode, and he goes, how many 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.240 kids do I want? He wants five. I felt like 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.880 that was really early to be talking. The show should 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:37.079 be called uncomfortable. So many moments I felt uncomfortable physically. Yeah, 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:41.040 and I guess somebody. If somebody brought up how many 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.320 kids do you want? Like on the third hour of 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.760 knowing them, you just know your audience. Like in general, 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:50.520 just go safe, go safe. Numbers don't say a great idea. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:52.679 They won't do this, but it's such a good idea. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.920 They should have a clock, like when she's talking to 0:12:56.000 --> 0:13:00.360 some guy, of how many minutes they've been talking throughout 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.040 the show. So the end when they're going to get married, 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.440 you see just like two hours and ten minutes, you know, 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.600 you know how long they've actually been alone together. Somebody 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:15.520 did a thing last year when Ari switched and picked Lauren. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:20.240 They somebody, like in the New York magazine strung together 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.800 all the words that she'd said the entire season, and 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:28.880 it was like, wow, cool, awesome, Like this really looks 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.800 like Mexico or whatever, like that fails, like this feels 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.440 like Italy, yes, because you're sucking Italy. And then somebody 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.720 struggling together and those are the entire words that she'd 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:40.679 said the whole thing. It's pretty it's worth looking it up. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.360 The theory of why that he dumps. Tell us what's 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:47.439 the theory, re Becca, Yeah, it's a it's a really, 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.600 it just popped into my head and this is like 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:53.920 I don't know if I should I should say it, 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.880 but cut it out. Maybe things weren't great once he 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:01.360 got like the sex thing, but he'd already had sex 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.280 with both of them, and he picked her. He did 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.559 because they had the fantasy suites. But we don't know. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.480 They may not have sex. I'm pretty sure he sealed 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.920 the deal. Like, if you're particularly with him, I'm pretty sure, right, 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.280 I think they had sex. He was horny. He was 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.960 a horny guy. Wouldn't invite you to the fantasy suite 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.720 if you weren't Reeah, you better get into Poundtown if 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.760 you're going going They did it, and they did it 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:35.520 in the It was next up Poundtown, last food lodging. Yeah, 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:40.400 we got olive, Poundtown. I'm trying to get Alexis to 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.600 come with us to National two. Love her like we 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:46.200 gotta get Kyle, Kyle and then Jordan's that's a dream team. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:51.960 You want to come, I'll be there single. She's actually 0:14:52.000 --> 0:15:05.880 a moving that's exciting. Mind. He bought the hot yea hey, 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.360 hey girl, you look good at that hot down the 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:20.080 middle of the chains, just standing your speed. Just when 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:25.480 Jean here's another moment where I was so uncomfortable. Jean 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.760 like went in for that kiss and she started laughing 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.560 like you gotta go. Oh, I'm sorry this, but he 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.160 was like, okay, I'm gonna go back in like she 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:42.760 didn't and she was like, what's that? It was most awkward? Good? Now? 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.480 Why is because it seems like the me too movement? 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:51.240 You can't do that anymore. Okay, you can't write like 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:55.000 just kiss somebody anymore, right, or they had already kissed. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.160 I feel like she may have kissed, they've already they 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.880 had kissed, they had okay, she were sort of on 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.960 a good track until it went wildly awry last night. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.560 He's going to regret that perfect he apparently he came 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.240 up with a perfume today and I didn't see that, 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:10.760 But wasn't it just kind of being like can I 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:14.760 get that perfume back? We're not there yet and I 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:16.560 not to go back to this, but real quick, when 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:20.280 I was younger than the first girl, like I kissed, like, 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.360 I asked her if it was okay, and then she goes, 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.560 you don't ever ask, And now it's flipped like you 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.680 can't not ask, right, I mean just in case hard. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.600 It's hard. Yeah, I guess you do. I guess you 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.360 have to go. Can I kiss you? Or you gotta 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.480 like get a lot of like physical hands signals and 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:40.160 go slow? Yeah, there you go, the hand grab. There's 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.480 no more like over against the wall and started making 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:48.880 it like which with the right guy, the right guy? 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.640 Katie and I like that. Katie and I like that 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.440 Katie and I like that. She likes that too. She Okay, 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:58.840 the guy's gonna know he's the right guy. He's gonna 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:03.200 really find out. Okay, right, Okay, Okay, we're not there yet. Okay, 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:05.479 so they're up on the bunk bed. We want girls, 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.919 Stevie and Charlie. I like boy names your girls. I'm 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:13.679 gonna name my daughter Kevin after seventh Kevin the man 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:18.600 Whodi flowered Ashley my little baby girl. Jordan's I talked 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:21.080 to God every day, and people who go against me 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:24.600 just end up getting hurt sometimes. I do love Jordan's overall. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.640 What's your take on Jordan's. I don't love the conflict 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.760 with he and David, but I love Jordan. I think 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.320 he's the best character. Also with him and David, like 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.040 all good conflicts on that show. Both of them are 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:37.600 are penises, the both dickheads in that in that conflict, 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:40.040 I don't think David's any better. Da is worse because 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:41.800 Dave was the one who won't drop it. I think 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:45.320 Jordan's sort of like dude, like yeah, but Jordan's is 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:50.680 uh yeah, dumbs about and it's great sound. But he's 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:55.919 the best. How I think he was Florida. In Florida, 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:57.960 he was in a closet the whole time, and his 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:01.800 mother was like, Jordan, you're the most handsome, beautiful man. 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:05.600 You dress clothes or what's important, and you're and now 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.920 go on the show. And then he just then is 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:11.679 anyone pulled up his actual modeling work. I looked on 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:15.359 his Instagram. He's a catalog. He's a catalog. Is it 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:20.080 like he worked at Dillard's. He worked at Dillard's until 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:23.119 last fall. He worked there in the men's department. And 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:27.320 then somebody emailed us that he paved their grandmother's driveway 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:29.600 and she took a photo with him, and he said 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.359 that he was a model and that he was going 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:32.560 to be on the Bachelor, and that he was a 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:38.000 very nice young man. Okay, yeah, I think he's a 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:41.560 very just basic model. I mean he looks like a model. Yeah, 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:50.439 I can drive. Structure, it goes and it goes. Character 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:53.040 yeah yeah, but he's not of all the guys there, like, 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:56.440 he's not. He's not that he would be so much 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:58.320 cute if we could restyle his hair so it didn't 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.199 look like Fred from Scooby Doo. He has that like 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:04.080 perfect bland look where does it take away from the 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:06.600 clothes and swearing. So you're like, okay, well that's an 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:10.119 attractive person, but his face isn't too interesting, so I'm not. 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:12.639 But it's not like he's like so far above the 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:16.679 other No, god no, and and he but he's like, 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:22.120 you know, I'm a male model and amazing that that 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.600 isn't amazing? All right, here we go so that she 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:29.800 she pulls him aside, Katie, she pulls him aside, and 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:35.440 she gives him the gold underwear. And he's responses thoughtfulness 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:38.240 is like Key, looks like I'm the golden boy right now, 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:40.680 looks like Becca has my groin on her mind, looks 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.280 like she thinks it's worth gold. And then he smells 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:47.720 his under her is this amazing? And that's why you 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:49.879 keep him on for at least five episodes, we get 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:52.159 her hometowns with him. I pray he's going to be 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:53.960 a Mexico. I know next week there's going to be 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.080 a two on one with him and David. Is that 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:57.760 next week? You think that's next week? I think he's 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:02.920 going to be I think David was too upset, focusing 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:10.800 too hard on Sorry, out of the bed. I did 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:12.800 that twice as long as I kid, I had a 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:16.560 bunk bed. Bam. I just I thought I felt up 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:18.640 meself falling and the dream I was falling, and then 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:21.760 I landed on a blue trampoline, but my carpet was blue. 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:25.400 I just fell in your face? Did you hurt your face? 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:27.680 I know I was a kid, so I bounced and 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:29.320 then my parents came in there and I was like, 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:30.879 I fell out of the bed. They thought I was 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:33.200 in the bottom bunk, and they're like, okay, next night, 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:38.360 same thing. Bang, And then that's actually a thing. So 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:40.359 so you weren't a drunk little boy. No, I just 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:43.440 never did the top bunk again. I'm very violent sleeper. Anyway, 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:45.760 let's go back to this. I guess I got night terrors. 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:53.959 I wake up to screaming to me too. You sho okay? 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:58.400 I we need therapy. I'm a corpse. I'm a snory 0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:01.480 lucky I had no I have full night urs. I 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:03.400 woke up screaming, there's a rat in the bed. There's 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.159 a rat and a gentleman being like where where we are? 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:08.640 I'm ashamed because I sort of wake because my eyes 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:10.840 are open and I see it. And then I got 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.920 a shame because I've caused a fuss. And I looked 0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:16.280 and I was like, you just didn't see it? What 0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:21.960 a bed? Because I'm ashamed, he obviously is. The rat 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:28.040 was a metaphor for him, exactly, the rats around the house, 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:32.960 around out you. I raged in my dream the other night. 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:36.719 In the dream, I was someone borrowed my car and 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:42.800 I just was like your it was that mad like rage, wau. 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:44.680 It makes me feel better that you stock that out 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:47.639 loud in your sleep in my dream. Yeah, I was yelling, 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:49.639 and did you with your girlfriend in bed? Did you? 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:51.479 Were you screaming? You can't borrow a microt You might 0:21:51.520 --> 0:21:54.320 have been so you had no waitness, You had no witness. No, 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:57.840 I might have been. Yeah, I really sorry I tried 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:00.640 to borrow your car, Katie. Well, I must worry about 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:02.560 the the gorilla thing last week. I think because we 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:03.760 talked to us, what does he hear it? Again? I 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:06.480 woke up apparently once. I have two funny things. I 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:09.120 woke up once and I like jumped out of bed 0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:12.440 and I and I like wake Anthony and he goes, 0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:16.639 what did I go? Where is it? Yeah? Yeah? The gorilla? Yeah? 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:19.600 And then what might apparently like jumped out of bed 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:23.719 and started yelling at Scout. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:27.120 then so thatll we have looks like back up, Okay, okay, 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:29.159 the growing on the mind. My David's back. He has 0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:31.880 some good quotes. He probably thinks he can save some face. 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:34.040 Little does he know he has no face to save. 0:22:34.440 --> 0:22:40.000 David had his wrist hospital band daughter, which was amazing, 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:42.159 and he said I want to continue this journey with 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:45.000 you a couple of times. I love. His face was 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:48.880 knocked up. He definitely had a lost because he definitely 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.520 had concealer eyes. That was Karama, not not that it 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:56.440 was like that happened really fast, like really fast. Yeah. 0:22:56.480 --> 0:22:59.400 I guess that was the previous episode when they revealed that. Yeah, 0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:01.080 I wonder if he I want to have Jordan's snuck in. 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:03.720 Somebody was saying that maybe he was on the bottom 0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:06.000 bunk and he got him up. Is he does he 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:08.080 have the bottom bunk? We didn't know, but that was 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:10.840