Speaker 1: I'm building. Here we go. Oh my god, these are
Speaker 1: so good A secret. Yeah, I think are so good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I missed you. Live Smart City, Utah. It's a grad.
Speaker 1: It's trio, great art. That was so exciting. I kind
Speaker 1: of said every time somebody I don't know who they
Speaker 1: are get their their name. Oh my god. Welcome to
Speaker 1: grangew Smith. Welcome to the William Except This Rose Podcast.
Speaker 1: My name is Arta Marine. I am coming to you
Speaker 1: high from some fancy tower in Hollywood. We've got pot
Speaker 1: sodas here, which I'm I'm not good with pot. Maybe
Speaker 1: you'll have coming to you high. I'll come to you
Speaker 1: high from a studio which is high. Also high. To
Speaker 1: my left a man whose voice you just heard, who
Speaker 1: we missed been a long time. It's we He was
Speaker 1: a Bachelor of the Year. He is Bachelor of the
Speaker 1: Year eighteen and he's been in Paris. He's got a
Speaker 1: cute new haircut. We love him very much, Mr Robert. Everybody, thanks,
Speaker 1: How are you rock looking looking? Real cute rob Yeah? Thanks, Um,
Speaker 1: it's good to be back. When your new haircut. A
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, I went in to my lady
Speaker 1: cuts my hair. I really love Jean. That Karen. I'm
Speaker 1: just guessing her name Jean. And she said to me,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, give me, give me the midlight Crisis.
Speaker 1: And then she gave me this great faux hawk and
Speaker 1: I like, you know what, it's not a fool for
Speaker 1: it's just it's just it's cool, guy. Thanks, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. It's nicest thing you've ever said. It's nice too.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. I'm not I'm not a hater. I'm
Speaker 1: a fan. We know you are right, that's why you come.
Speaker 1: Do you feel good? Oh? My god, Rob and I
Speaker 1: are going on tour together. We're going to Nashville Sunday,
Speaker 1: August five. I'm trying to Okay, here's my dreamt We
Speaker 1: fly on Saturday, we perform Sunday in the afternoon, and
Speaker 1: we can play on Sunday night. Um um, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be so fun for the Kyle. You want to come, Okay,
Speaker 1: great for the fan. If anybody out there has Miles,
Speaker 1: I want to, If I want to, I want to
Speaker 1: bring Jordan's. I'm obsessed with Jordan's. I want to get him. Like,
Speaker 1: they don't give us much money, so it's like just
Speaker 1: basically enough to get if we can get somebody who's
Speaker 1: like early in Miles, like a campaign to get Jordan's
Speaker 1: where he lives in Florida, but he's probably out here now.
Speaker 1: How much would you fucking love to be in Nashville
Speaker 1: with Jordan? Oh my god, I have so many questions?
Speaker 1: Did you? And we're trying to get Caitlin And apparently
Speaker 1: they have access to Caitlin and Sean who live in
Speaker 1: Nashville and Danielle. I think it's going to do it
Speaker 1: in Wells may do it awesome? To my Do you
Speaker 1: have any shows you want to plug coming up? Oh? No, no,
Speaker 1: I've got my band is playing on July sixteenth at
Speaker 1: the Hote Cafe. I'm Cowanga at Hollywood. It's a great venue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh and no, watch Kings of Con on iTunes
Speaker 1: and so good. I'll be doing stand up at Bonker's
Speaker 1: Comedy Club. It's in Milwaukee, Wisconsin July fourteen to right?
Speaker 1: Did they name these clubs something that I've been embarrassed
Speaker 1: to plug? Let the chuckle nugget right. I've We've had
Speaker 1: this combo before and I love this for the last time.
Speaker 1: I love this combo. This man. I think we learned
Speaker 1: that you don't like five heads with this man. We have,
Speaker 1: which is that because I have a five head and
Speaker 1: I'm ragging on so we called that five head gate.
Speaker 1: I think I have a sixth head. I've measured like
Speaker 1: from my eyebrow to like where my hair starts, and
Speaker 1: it's like unreasonably far away, and I have a tiny head.
Speaker 1: So she get plugs right in the middle of your
Speaker 1: far um. You might know him. He was in He
Speaker 1: was in rain Wreck, He won in He won an
Speaker 1: Emmy for the Amy Shoomer Show. Mr Kyle don again
Speaker 1: and grating videos on Instagram. Everyone should follow him on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Thank you, let me get your realco Hi Kyle, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'm really good. I'm not just people just
Speaker 1: say that. Always actually good? Right now? That's good. You
Speaker 1: bought a You bought a Jacuzi. I impulsively bought a
Speaker 1: jacuz texted me a photo. Yeah, he was, he bought it.
Speaker 1: He texted me photos of a black blue Jacuzi and
Speaker 1: asked which I thought he was doing a bit? No.
Speaker 1: I sent it to like I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1: I got a taste from like five people, and uh
Speaker 1: got the black jacuz You said black? Everyone said blue.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend said black. Yeah, so I got the black.
Speaker 1: It was originally blue and then I switched it. They
Speaker 1: were both good choices. So it's all over black with
Speaker 1: a black top. No, it's gray then black at the top,
Speaker 1: black black top, you know, blacklack tub. Really okay, that's
Speaker 1: all right, I just yeah, I mean it's really going
Speaker 1: to be out and like I can't go nude or
Speaker 1: anything in the pot tub, not that anyone wants to.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for about that. I'm so sorry. Not good.
Speaker 1: And and for those of you out there, these two
Speaker 1: gentlemen and I, we're we are doing bonus episodes of
Speaker 1: the Proposal. The first one we'll go up tomorrow. Kyle
Speaker 1: and I are doing. We're doing it. It's the worst
Speaker 1: show I've ever seen in my life. Truly, it did.
Speaker 1: It didn't make The Bachelor seemed classic. It did. It
Speaker 1: made The Bachelor just the great. You haven't watched it yet,
Speaker 1: Rob the gray Blob Man that they had the Gray Blob.
Speaker 1: It's as though they made a sketch about The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Here's one step even further, but it's real, made by
Speaker 1: the same people who made it. Also with me are
Speaker 1: two of my favorite ladies. Anna and Karenie. Hello, Yo, Anna,
Speaker 1: hop on today. Don't let's don't let your other podcast
Speaker 1: chuck you up, because we love you so much. I
Speaker 1: only recorded one today, that's it. Normally I record minimum three.
Speaker 1: You look real smart. You got a nicet. My neck
Speaker 1: was cold. I had a band in it that I
Speaker 1: put around my neck. You also had a great article
Speaker 1: about your podcast about ethnically ambiguous. Oh yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah, it was fun. Alright, God,
Speaker 1: let's get started overall, gentlemen. How as as our first
Speaker 1: all male line up of the year, do you want
Speaker 1: to get into the bone zone with Becca? How do
Speaker 1: you feel about Becca? She your type? She wasn't at
Speaker 1: first for me. She wasn't at first. She was one
Speaker 1: of those people like from certain angles. I didn't think
Speaker 1: she and then some other things. Sometimes it looks like
Speaker 1: a model, and sometimes she doesn't. If I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be that, she doesn't so much. But she last night
Speaker 1: I kind of felt for her. I she was cute,
Speaker 1: like the guy that she kicked out last night. I
Speaker 1: felt like I was falling in love with her. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're like the Jean Blant. Did you make
Speaker 1: a perfume, her perfume, and I felt because that's what
Speaker 1: I thought she'd want to hear. Women love that they
Speaker 1: love he will, we will get to that. But he
Speaker 1: did like a fake whisper in her ear. I did,
Speaker 1: like a weird mouth plant. And then he made a
Speaker 1: perfume so very weird. I thought she was you know,
Speaker 1: when somebody gets like dumped as hard as she did,
Speaker 1: you like sympathize. So I was on her side. But
Speaker 1: then last night I had because that guy, what's the
Speaker 1: guy who she who made a perfume? Jean Blanc. He
Speaker 1: says he's vall in love with her. Okay, which way
Speaker 1: too early, we all know that. But her reaction to
Speaker 1: him saying I was just saying what he wanted to hear.
Speaker 1: Clearly he's hurt and he's trying to like protect his ego.
Speaker 1: The fact that she had so upset about it was
Speaker 1: like that was that was a baby. Go oh you
Speaker 1: did film this two days after you got broken up
Speaker 1: with Like that's when I saw, Oh, there that wound
Speaker 1: is raw. But I'm with you. He was just I mean,
Speaker 1: he was embarrassed. Okay, here we go. Do you want
Speaker 1: to get in the bones one with her. Are you
Speaker 1: are you feeling her as a bachelores I feel like
Speaker 1: she's beautiful, but like the like the sexy, like like
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, she feels like a most gorgeous lady
Speaker 1: from like the you know. But also she's fun. She's
Speaker 1: good and she says boundaries, she's clear, she's fun. She's
Speaker 1: bouncing around and slippers and stuff. Oh my god. That okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Anna, how are you feeling about it overall?
Speaker 1: After this? Yeah, it was a great episode. But the
Speaker 1: more and more I realized, like, oh, she's attracted to
Speaker 1: dudes who would vote against women's rights for sure, like
Speaker 1: for sure past all the dude she like, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so your ideal man? No, no, she cut all those Yeah,
Speaker 1: anybody soft except for Jason, who I don't know why
Speaker 1: she's acting like she likes him. I love Jason. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense though he's nothing like the rest of
Speaker 1: the Jason. I think, Jason, here's my story, Jason is
Speaker 1: going to throw Oh and by the way, if you guys,
Speaker 1: miss Aaron, Aaron and I did a bonus podcast because
Speaker 1: she hasn't been able to be on and it's on
Speaker 1: patron right now. We brought Aaron and I figured out.
Speaker 1: We think Jason is going to be just like um
Speaker 1: Adam that that Raven got engaged to in Paradise. We
Speaker 1: think Jason is going to be the atom of Paradise,
Speaker 1: like the nice guy, the nice guy around for Paradise.
Speaker 1: He's like a good solid guy. While him laughing watching
Speaker 1: the fight between David and Jordan, like he's a good,
Speaker 1: good solid he's coast guy. I'm not saying he's a
Speaker 1: bad guy. It's just like compared start to compared to
Speaker 1: every other guy there, you're just like she cut Chris Shawn.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I called Paradise and there's like
Speaker 1: crabs everywhere if you were to make Paradise crabs. We
Speaker 1: watched Bachelor of Paradise Australia and it actually was Paradise
Speaker 1: like they filmed it in Fiji. And the difference between
Speaker 1: Bachelor Paradise Australia and okay, side note that Ashley I
Speaker 1: and Jared got engaged. What the fuck? Ashley I? I
Speaker 1: saw a YouTube getting to surf YouTube and just stuff
Speaker 1: started watching and she was hosting some entertainment show. She's
Speaker 1: lost it yet, Yeah, she lost it to seventh Kevin
Speaker 1: Kevin Heaven on bat Winter Game. She lost it in
Speaker 1: Vermont on Winter Games. She she went in, she made
Speaker 1: a huge deal about losing it, and then she wouldn't
Speaker 1: and then she wouldn't spill the beans after after the final,
Speaker 1: and then we watched Bachelor Paradise Australia. Jared went down
Speaker 1: there with Grant the Fireman and Daniel the Canadian. The
Speaker 1: women went got off for Daniel and Grant, and nobody
Speaker 1: wanted to get at it with Jared, and we think
Speaker 1: his ego got bruised because he was like, not only
Speaker 1: did they not want it, they would like make fun
Speaker 1: of how short he was, Like he was a joke.
Speaker 1: I gotta look up, Yeah, remind me here it is
Speaker 1: so so then apparently he came right back from Australia.
Speaker 1: Everyone loved Jared at the Crab Beach. Yes, and then
Speaker 1: he came back and proposed, like getting married. They're getting married.
Speaker 1: She stopped him, Remember she stopped him in Paradise, broke
Speaker 1: him down. She also it gives stage five clangers. She
Speaker 1: finally lost her virginity. Other dude, and then they broke up,
Speaker 1: and they broke up the Kevin guy from World they
Speaker 1: broke up and Jared came. Yeah. They broke up when
Speaker 1: Jared came back from Australia with his tail between his legs,
Speaker 1: realizing that people wanted to funk him because he was
Speaker 1: on TV, not because in the pool of things they did.
Speaker 1: The ladies in Australia wore him down enough that he
Speaker 1: went to his stalker and proposed, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: mean right that he dared. So if you're out there
Speaker 1: stalking somebody, guys, don't do it. It's not a cool way. Yes,
Speaker 1: you don't want to for somebody. The right way, the
Speaker 1: right way to get on television on the proposal proposelem alright.
Speaker 1: So the episode starts out She's sitting on a bunk
Speaker 1: bed with Blake and he goes, how many kids do
Speaker 1: you want? So we've never seen them in the bunk area,
Speaker 1: Like that's like weird. They were sitting at a bunk
Speaker 1: bed like in the men's quarters at the pre Rose
Speaker 1: ceremony from the last episode, and he goes, how many
Speaker 1: kids do I want? He wants five. I felt like
Speaker 1: that was really early to be talking. The show should
Speaker 1: be called uncomfortable. So many moments I felt uncomfortable physically. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I guess somebody. If somebody brought up how many
Speaker 1: kids do you want? Like on the third hour of
Speaker 1: knowing them, you just know your audience. Like in general,
Speaker 1: just go safe, go safe. Numbers don't say a great idea.
Speaker 1: They won't do this, but it's such a good idea.
Speaker 1: They should have a clock, like when she's talking to
Speaker 1: some guy, of how many minutes they've been talking throughout
Speaker 1: the show. So the end when they're going to get married,
Speaker 1: you see just like two hours and ten minutes, you know,
Speaker 1: you know how long they've actually been alone together. Somebody
Speaker 1: did a thing last year when Ari switched and picked Lauren.
Speaker 1: They somebody, like in the New York magazine strung together
Speaker 1: all the words that she'd said the entire season, and
Speaker 1: it was like, wow, cool, awesome, Like this really looks
Speaker 1: like Mexico or whatever, like that fails, like this feels
Speaker 1: like Italy, yes, because you're sucking Italy. And then somebody
Speaker 1: struggling together and those are the entire words that she'd
Speaker 1: said the whole thing. It's pretty it's worth looking it up.
Speaker 1: The theory of why that he dumps. Tell us what's
Speaker 1: the theory, re Becca, Yeah, it's a it's a really,
Speaker 1: it just popped into my head and this is like
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should I should say it,
Speaker 1: but cut it out. Maybe things weren't great once he
Speaker 1: got like the sex thing, but he'd already had sex
Speaker 1: with both of them, and he picked her. He did
Speaker 1: because they had the fantasy suites. But we don't know.
Speaker 1: They may not have sex. I'm pretty sure he sealed
Speaker 1: the deal. Like, if you're particularly with him, I'm pretty sure, right,
Speaker 1: I think they had sex. He was horny. He was
Speaker 1: a horny guy. Wouldn't invite you to the fantasy suite
Speaker 1: if you weren't Reeah, you better get into Poundtown if
Speaker 1: you're going going They did it, and they did it
Speaker 1: in the It was next up Poundtown, last food lodging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got olive, Poundtown. I'm trying to get Alexis to
Speaker 1: come with us to National two. Love her like we
Speaker 1: gotta get Kyle, Kyle and then Jordan's that's a dream team.
Speaker 1: You want to come, I'll be there single. She's actually
Speaker 1: a moving that's exciting. Mind. He bought the hot yea hey,
Speaker 1: hey girl, you look good at that hot down the
Speaker 1: middle of the chains, just standing your speed. Just when
Speaker 1: Jean here's another moment where I was so uncomfortable. Jean
Speaker 1: like went in for that kiss and she started laughing
Speaker 1: like you gotta go. Oh, I'm sorry this, but he
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I'm gonna go back in like she
Speaker 1: didn't and she was like, what's that? It was most awkward? Good? Now?
Speaker 1: Why is because it seems like the me too movement?
Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore. Okay, you can't write like
Speaker 1: just kiss somebody anymore, right, or they had already kissed.
Speaker 1: I feel like she may have kissed, they've already they
Speaker 1: had kissed, they had okay, she were sort of on
Speaker 1: a good track until it went wildly awry last night.
Speaker 1: He's going to regret that perfect he apparently he came
Speaker 1: up with a perfume today and I didn't see that,
Speaker 1: But wasn't it just kind of being like can I
Speaker 1: get that perfume back? We're not there yet and I
Speaker 1: not to go back to this, but real quick, when
Speaker 1: I was younger than the first girl, like I kissed, like,
Speaker 1: I asked her if it was okay, and then she goes,
Speaker 1: you don't ever ask, And now it's flipped like you
Speaker 1: can't not ask, right, I mean just in case hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard. Yeah, I guess you do. I guess you
Speaker 1: have to go. Can I kiss you? Or you gotta
Speaker 1: like get a lot of like physical hands signals and
Speaker 1: go slow? Yeah, there you go, the hand grab. There's
Speaker 1: no more like over against the wall and started making
Speaker 1: it like which with the right guy, the right guy?
Speaker 1: Katie and I like that. Katie and I like that
Speaker 1: Katie and I like that. She likes that too. She Okay,
Speaker 1: the guy's gonna know he's the right guy. He's gonna
Speaker 1: really find out. Okay, right, Okay, Okay, we're not there yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're up on the bunk bed. We want girls,
Speaker 1: Stevie and Charlie. I like boy names your girls. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna name my daughter Kevin after seventh Kevin the man
Speaker 1: Whodi flowered Ashley my little baby girl. Jordan's I talked
Speaker 1: to God every day, and people who go against me
Speaker 1: just end up getting hurt sometimes. I do love Jordan's overall.
Speaker 1: What's your take on Jordan's. I don't love the conflict
Speaker 1: with he and David, but I love Jordan. I think
Speaker 1: he's the best character. Also with him and David, like
Speaker 1: all good conflicts on that show. Both of them are
Speaker 1: are penises, the both dickheads in that in that conflict,
Speaker 1: I don't think David's any better. Da is worse because
Speaker 1: Dave was the one who won't drop it. I think
Speaker 1: Jordan's sort of like dude, like yeah, but Jordan's is
Speaker 1: uh yeah, dumbs about and it's great sound. But he's
Speaker 1: the best. How I think he was Florida. In Florida,
Speaker 1: he was in a closet the whole time, and his
Speaker 1: mother was like, Jordan, you're the most handsome, beautiful man.
Speaker 1: You dress clothes or what's important, and you're and now
Speaker 1: go on the show. And then he just then is
Speaker 1: anyone pulled up his actual modeling work. I looked on
Speaker 1: his Instagram. He's a catalog. He's a catalog. Is it
Speaker 1: like he worked at Dillard's. He worked at Dillard's until
Speaker 1: last fall. He worked there in the men's department. And
Speaker 1: then somebody emailed us that he paved their grandmother's driveway
Speaker 1: and she took a photo with him, and he said
Speaker 1: that he was a model and that he was going
Speaker 1: to be on the Bachelor, and that he was a
Speaker 1: very nice young man. Okay, yeah, I think he's a
Speaker 1: very just basic model. I mean he looks like a model. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can drive. Structure, it goes and it goes. Character
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but he's not of all the guys there, like,
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not that he would be so much
Speaker 1: cute if we could restyle his hair so it didn't
Speaker 1: look like Fred from Scooby Doo. He has that like
Speaker 1: perfect bland look where does it take away from the
Speaker 1: clothes and swearing. So you're like, okay, well that's an
Speaker 1: attractive person, but his face isn't too interesting, so I'm not.
Speaker 1: But it's not like he's like so far above the
Speaker 1: other No, god no, and and he but he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a male model and amazing that that
Speaker 1: isn't amazing? All right, here we go so that she
Speaker 1: she pulls him aside, Katie, she pulls him aside, and
Speaker 1: she gives him the gold underwear. And he's responses thoughtfulness
Speaker 1: is like Key, looks like I'm the golden boy right now,
Speaker 1: looks like Becca has my groin on her mind, looks
Speaker 1: like she thinks it's worth gold. And then he smells
Speaker 1: his under her is this amazing? And that's why you
Speaker 1: keep him on for at least five episodes, we get
Speaker 1: her hometowns with him. I pray he's going to be
Speaker 1: a Mexico. I know next week there's going to be
Speaker 1: a two on one with him and David. Is that
Speaker 1: next week? You think that's next week? I think he's
Speaker 1: going to be I think David was too upset, focusing
Speaker 1: too hard on Sorry, out of the bed. I did
Speaker 1: that twice as long as I kid, I had a
Speaker 1: bunk bed. Bam. I just I thought I felt up
Speaker 1: meself falling and the dream I was falling, and then
Speaker 1: I landed on a blue trampoline, but my carpet was blue.
Speaker 1: I just fell in your face? Did you hurt your face?
Speaker 1: I know I was a kid, so I bounced and
Speaker 1: then my parents came in there and I was like,
Speaker 1: I fell out of the bed. They thought I was
Speaker 1: in the bottom bunk, and they're like, okay, next night,
Speaker 1: same thing. Bang, And then that's actually a thing. So
Speaker 1: so you weren't a drunk little boy. No, I just
Speaker 1: never did the top bunk again. I'm very violent sleeper. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's go back to this. I guess I got night terrors.
Speaker 1: I wake up to screaming to me too. You sho okay?
Speaker 1: I we need therapy. I'm a corpse. I'm a snory
Speaker 1: lucky I had no I have full night urs. I
Speaker 1: woke up screaming, there's a rat in the bed. There's
Speaker 1: a rat and a gentleman being like where where we are?
Speaker 1: I'm ashamed because I sort of wake because my eyes
Speaker 1: are open and I see it. And then I got
Speaker 1: a shame because I've caused a fuss. And I looked
Speaker 1: and I was like, you just didn't see it? What
Speaker 1: a bed? Because I'm ashamed, he obviously is. The rat
Speaker 1: was a metaphor for him, exactly, the rats around the house,
Speaker 1: around out you. I raged in my dream the other night.
Speaker 1: In the dream, I was someone borrowed my car and
Speaker 1: I just was like your it was that mad like rage, wau.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel better that you stock that out
Speaker 1: loud in your sleep in my dream. Yeah, I was yelling,
Speaker 1: and did you with your girlfriend in bed? Did you?
Speaker 1: Were you screaming? You can't borrow a microt You might
Speaker 1: have been so you had no waitness, You had no witness. No,
Speaker 1: I might have been. Yeah, I really sorry I tried
Speaker 1: to borrow your car, Katie. Well, I must worry about
Speaker 1: the the gorilla thing last week. I think because we
Speaker 1: talked to us, what does he hear it? Again? I
Speaker 1: woke up apparently once. I have two funny things. I
Speaker 1: woke up once and I like jumped out of bed
Speaker 1: and I and I like wake Anthony and he goes,
Speaker 1: what did I go? Where is it? Yeah? Yeah? The gorilla? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then what might apparently like jumped out of bed
Speaker 1: and started yelling at Scout. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: then so thatll we have looks like back up, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the growing on the mind. My David's back. He has
Speaker 1: some good quotes. He probably thinks he can save some face.
Speaker 1: Little does he know he has no face to save.
Speaker 1: David had his wrist hospital band daughter, which was amazing,
Speaker 1: and he said I want to continue this journey with
Speaker 1: you a couple of times. I love. His face was
Speaker 1: knocked up. He definitely had a lost because he definitely
Speaker 1: had concealer eyes. That was Karama, not not that it
Speaker 1: was like that happened really fast, like really fast. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess that was the previous episode when they revealed that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if he I want to have Jordan's snuck in.
Speaker 1: Somebody was saying that maybe he was on the bottom
Speaker 1: bunk and he got him up. Is he does he
Speaker 1: have the bottom bunk? We didn't know, but that was
Speaker 1: was this episode where Chris Harrison tells her about when
Speaker 1: it was before but we can talk about it have
Speaker 1: some She really he was hurt bad. I worry about
Speaker 1: the mental because it's one of those jobs where like
Speaker 1: you get all this money, but it's like routine, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have like a crisis of
Speaker 1: like what have I done with my life? I agree
Speaker 1: with you, I agree with you. Chris Harrison is barely
Speaker 1: on the show anymore. The Australian version of him had
Speaker 1: a full mental breakdown. So the Australians is amazing, it's
Speaker 1: the best show and it's truly the best show. You
Speaker 1: four years are you're gonna be mental, Like you said,
Speaker 1: he's on it less than ever. Now. It's like he
Speaker 1: just kind of goes away. He came back and they're
Speaker 1: like like Chris, like how's he going this week? They're like, well,
Speaker 1: this crazy thing happened when he was like, yeah, no
Speaker 1: I heard about that was like he just yeah, he's
Speaker 1: calling in the towel. So then he goes So then
Speaker 1: we go we're back with David's face is puffy. Jordan goes,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the better looking guys in the house,
Speaker 1: and then a lot of the guys, a lot of
Speaker 1: the guys think I'm the best looking guy in the house.
Speaker 1: He's like simple, he's actually crazy, which I love about him.
Speaker 1: Is he crazy or is he just really dumb? I
Speaker 1: think he's a dumb dumb yeah, And I think he
Speaker 1: believes that he's saying though, like he's not like a boom.
Speaker 1: I think he believes that he does. Who is he
Speaker 1: who said? Was it you that said the article about
Speaker 1: if someone had a theory that he was a secret agent?
Speaker 1: Like she hasn't there on purpose? Because someone was like,
Speaker 1: why is he there? Like especially after her amazing about
Speaker 1: being honest, like she should have cut him because he's
Speaker 1: clearly just a character and were like, what if he's
Speaker 1: a secret agent protecting her this whole time? Because everyone
Speaker 1: else on the show is that. So then he goes
Speaker 1: his face looks like a time warp. A Picasso clocks
Speaker 1: over their beach over there. I appreciate his attempt. That's
Speaker 1: a dolly. That's just a dolly. That's not Picasso. That's
Speaker 1: a Dolly anyway, Okay, all I it is right now,
Speaker 1: I'm Captain underpants and that's all I got. That was
Speaker 1: his like he will get himself in and then he
Speaker 1: can't finish the thought, like all I know is I'm
Speaker 1: Captain under pants and that's all. And then he goes
Speaker 1: if I can beat male models, I can beat these guys,
Speaker 1: which was amazing. Sce is he beating males? There's always
Speaker 1: like there's only four models in the entire world. I'm
Speaker 1: one of them. And it's like, okay, crazy things like
Speaker 1: that did like a hundred Wilhelmina male models or something.
Speaker 1: But like Kyle texting video and he was like, what
Speaker 1: is he saying He's got a Willamina model? Because what's
Speaker 1: the will Amina model? Ye? Is that the agency? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a forward model. It's like being like I'm
Speaker 1: signed by CIA, but it's Wilhelmina. It's a big model,
Speaker 1: no actor or whatever. I like, I'm a U T
Speaker 1: A actress, as U T a actress, you better watch out. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then um, Jason got the rose. So Nick, okay, Nick,
Speaker 1: it goes into the rose ceremony. This is this is
Speaker 1: a risk going into a rose ceremony with a track
Speaker 1: suit on. But it's time to put it all on
Speaker 1: the line. This is who I am. The only thing
Speaker 1: that would make this track suit look better would be
Speaker 1: a rose pin to it. It was unduto his navel
Speaker 1: and he has like four cross weekend. I think he
Speaker 1: was the one we thought was going to be the
Speaker 1: first night drunk. I think he's moving like a character
Speaker 1: from like like less than Zero. I'm convinced that he's
Speaker 1: like a Russian spot. He looks like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: on the show to learn more about America. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: everybody's infiltrate America. He feels like a Russian like he
Speaker 1: like he lives in Brighton Beach and he like works.
Speaker 1: But but I love how like we didn't see him
Speaker 1: in his track suit before that scene, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're like, why then is he in
Speaker 1: attraction with two crosses on? There's so many crosses untapped?
Speaker 1: I was like, is that his outfit? I don't kid
Speaker 1: that he had all the chains. What he's done is
Speaker 1: wrong with these They didn't. They just didn't. I don't
Speaker 1: think they edited though great because they didn't set it
Speaker 1: up at all. No, I'd missed something like this. I've
Speaker 1: rewounded too. I rewound. It was like this is going on,
Speaker 1: this and this and this is where trick And then
Speaker 1: she cut the banjo guy and then she cut my
Speaker 1: former number one pick none, number two kids, the blonde
Speaker 1: guy with the man bun she cut. Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: that was a good looking guy. He didn't thrive. But
Speaker 1: why is that long hair guy go? But the other dude,
Speaker 1: Leo stage. I love Leo. I don't want to make
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to make out with Leo.
Speaker 1: She likes alpha guys. These the guys she cut for
Speaker 1: more like sensitive, like band got the rose who won
Speaker 1: the love o Venmo, Yeah, like the rest of these.
Speaker 1: I love him. I love him. He's the guy that
Speaker 1: made Venmo for us. So they didn't guy. They didn't
Speaker 1: even do exit interviews, Like they didn't even interview the
Speaker 1: banjo guy who was seems like a front runner, and
Speaker 1: they're like, that's enough. They don't do that in the
Speaker 1: proposal though, and we're talking about that, but they just
Speaker 1: don't want Jessica this skulking up the stairs. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're minute, Okay, save it. I can't wait, Rob, you're
Speaker 1: inside we're doing this show. We're doing it good. Okay,
Speaker 1: I texted you a couple weeks. I was like a proposal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in. We're in. But it was like Arden was like,
Speaker 1: do you want to do a podcast? Because I was like,
Speaker 1: you gotta doing We're doing it. We've got to do it,
Speaker 1: and we do it with us. We're in. She said, okay, great, okay.
Speaker 1: So then they were in park they go to Perk City.
Speaker 1: We're out of the mansion. She loves that. She loves
Speaker 1: Garrett Paget texted us he's for like he's got the prettiest,
Speaker 1: widest smile for any homophobe reason. She knows which one. Garrett,
Speaker 1: He's the one that they went like, I'm a lose
Speaker 1: track or what are the bobs? She So they walked
Speaker 1: around Park City. She jumped up, She did the leg
Speaker 1: rap with the classic bachelor at leg rap. They went
Speaker 1: to the store and tried on I'll pack a hats
Speaker 1: and then put on the slippers and jumped around like
Speaker 1: they were crazy like that. I fast forward. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't. He supposed to be a racist. He got
Speaker 1: out it for liking a bunch of posts on Instagram
Speaker 1: that were like transphobic racists like to him calling Parkland
Speaker 1: shooter kids like crisis actors, Like yeah, he called David
Speaker 1: Hogg an actor. And then he like the like one
Speaker 1: of like a soldier pretending to throw a little Hispanic
Speaker 1: boy over a fence. And it's not good. It's like
Speaker 1: it's not he like like feminazi stuff, like really bad.
Speaker 1: Like I wonder his first wife divorced him. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I'm like, I wonder what the real story.
Speaker 1: I love that that. So then they get to dinner
Speaker 1: and she's like, so, um, so what do you what
Speaker 1: are your past relate? She was like, I was in
Speaker 1: Lomon time this one girl, and like marriage. So you
Speaker 1: were married. He really buried the lead. There he goes.
Speaker 1: We were in love. We were twenty three. We both
Speaker 1: I think he's dumb as a stump. We both liked adventure.
Speaker 1: We grew love out of that. We got married. One
Speaker 1: thing led to another, and we got divorced. That's literally
Speaker 1: what it was. He was. It was the part of YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: I was like, I got married, YadA, YadA, yadat. I
Speaker 1: think what she always says, he's got a huge smile
Speaker 1: on his face because that's all he's got. I think
Speaker 1: that's it. So did you? I love? So they go
Speaker 1: they go to the bob said thing, which anna have
Speaker 1: you done that? So my family member had her rehearsal
Speaker 1: dinner at that Olympic park for her wedding, and everyone
Speaker 1: at the rehearsal then he got to go out down
Speaker 1: that bobs like scary. It's really crazy. They give you
Speaker 1: a five minute tutorial, not a bobsled, and then they
Speaker 1: make you sign liability papers. They don't even help you
Speaker 1: pick out a helmet. They're like, go find a helmet.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, imagination one of them, someone steers it
Speaker 1: for you. They won't let you just go okay. That's
Speaker 1: that's different. I thought they're like, you need four people.
Speaker 1: I love that they made him deal with lesbians when
Speaker 1: it was like we were teammates promotes collaboration and then
Speaker 1: we fell in love. And he was like, I wish
Speaker 1: I would have known. I love. Yeah, I don't worry
Speaker 1: about he didn't have There was like a weird pause,
Speaker 1: but where's the man? Was it my imagination or did
Speaker 1: one of them say because he said, what's the worst
Speaker 1: thing that happened? She was like die. Yeah, it's pretty scary.
Speaker 1: You hit, you go like seventy miles proud and you
Speaker 1: hit like fifteen turns. It's it's the Olympic bobsled track. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they make you sign liability forms because they're like fun,
Speaker 1: it's really fun, but really it's crazy. It's like seventy
Speaker 1: he sits in the furthest back gets the most like intensity.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be what do you hang on to?
Speaker 1: You send the bob sled and a little like that,
Speaker 1: you hold on it's an actual bob side. I love
Speaker 1: sledding and I someone it's really it lasts like two
Speaker 1: minutes because you're going so fast, like it's two minutes,
Speaker 1: but it's really crazy. I thought my glasses were gonna
Speaker 1: fly off my face. It of course they were gonna
Speaker 1: fly off. Well, I had a helmet on, but for
Speaker 1: some reason, I was like, everything's gonna fly off. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fly out. But they make so there's someone who
Speaker 1: steers it because obviously you can't just go down that
Speaker 1: by yourself. And then you have like three people in it,
Speaker 1: so it's like you you pick two friends and then
Speaker 1: you just get on it. And then it's there you go.
Speaker 1: You three could do it. Oh my god, let's do
Speaker 1: it all right, do it Trench you We can do
Speaker 1: an album cover on Oh my god? What do you
Speaker 1: want to play? I can play the piano. I'd like
Speaker 1: to Where would you like to play? I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: the tambourine and do harmonies. Yes, I could play this
Speaker 1: stand up bass. You got to that's crazy. I guess
Speaker 1: what I'm looking at right now, which was on the
Speaker 1: show Capitol Records. What's his name? Richard Mark? That I
Speaker 1: was excited about although his face is just falling off
Speaker 1: his face on her face, he's no grain Er Smith
Speaker 1: or oh my god, okay, wait she she is. She
Speaker 1: is such a lady boner for him. She was like giddy.
Speaker 1: Her chemicals were are jangled for them. For why is it? Scarrett?
Speaker 1: She's like, I feel like Dad's watching. I feel like
Speaker 1: Dad's here right now. You remind me of my dad,
Speaker 1: Like all that that was weird, so good looking. She
Speaker 1: saying he's not He's not twenty nine. He's like talking.
Speaker 1: She would like, let his slip look like, well it
Speaker 1: was twelve years ago, so he says he's twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I wrote twenty nine. Look at that. When Kennedy got shot,
Speaker 1: I stayed home to school. I wrote down that he
Speaker 1: seems like a smart person who was hit by a train.
Speaker 1: He wasn't. He said, they've got to worry. They got
Speaker 1: to emotionally abusive. She took me down emotionally in the
Speaker 1: They were married for two months after being together for
Speaker 1: like eight years. Two months. What happened like he was
Speaker 1: trying to separate him from his friends and families months,
Speaker 1: like have two months. Tweets had something to do with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on her side. She's like, your friends and family
Speaker 1: are a racist movie out that he did say, I'm
Speaker 1: the first person in my bloodline to get divorced, something
Speaker 1: with the word bloodline, bloodline, And then he said this,
Speaker 1: He said, what I'm looking for is someone who shares
Speaker 1: the same value, is that we can attack life and
Speaker 1: attack goals. Attack. Yeah yeah I heard that too. Yeah
Speaker 1: I didn't. She just wants a teammate, I know. And
Speaker 1: he's like, I want to attack, like you know, I
Speaker 1: really my brain really paused on that when he said
Speaker 1: he was like attack life, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: sure and chack goals, Like now that's you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a little violent. It's violent. You don't
Speaker 1: see any real moments. But this is supposed to be
Speaker 1: them getting each other, and you don't see any real moments.
Speaker 1: Every now and then someone's like, oh my dad and
Speaker 1: they cry. Maybe when they were having this talk where
Speaker 1: he's told about being divorced and everything and heaving, he's
Speaker 1: talking to her like the Yeah, he didn't open up
Speaker 1: about it at all. It was weird. He was was
Speaker 1: he don't know. And this is when I realized that
Speaker 1: he was a smart guy that get hit by a
Speaker 1: tray and he wrote, I'm on cloud ten. Feelings are there,
Speaker 1: the shared emotions are there? Who talks like that? Cloud ten?
Speaker 1: Feelings there? Goes up the test. He's a dumb dum. Okay,
Speaker 1: in the meantime, in the meantime, back meanwhile, back at
Speaker 1: the ready, I'm going to blow both of your minds
Speaker 1: because I think you guys don't know this. You might
Speaker 1: know this because you're on the text chain, Lincoln, do
Speaker 1: you know that? Do you know the mate? I didn't
Speaker 1: want spoilerts because they hadn't seen you, so I may
Speaker 1: not know. Okay, you guys, because I don't think you've
Speaker 1: been here for the pod. So Lincoln. Everybody's listening to
Speaker 1: podcast has heard this eighteen times. But I love I
Speaker 1: love watching people's faces when you let its information. I
Speaker 1: don't know, get ready Lincoln, Lincoln works? Which one is Lincoln?
Speaker 1: The world is flat? Dude cried over the photo getting thrown. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: he's the world flat. Water not fall on us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he thinks the world is flat. So he works at Oracle,
Speaker 1: which is like a big wait for just wait for this. Okay,
Speaker 1: so much, get ready to get We're talking about the
Speaker 1: flat earth. But they don't know this. They don't know
Speaker 1: this right basis when I tell them this. So he
Speaker 1: works in Oracle and apparently when it came on because
Speaker 1: I get ready. So he so when she was one
Speaker 1: of the first life ones on the right, right right
Speaker 1: on the after his coworkers were like, Hey, I know
Speaker 1: that guy. He works in Oracle with us. He's the
Speaker 1: guy that goes into the shared bathroom stall, builds a
Speaker 1: nest out of toilet, builds the nests out of toilet paper,
Speaker 1: ships on the nest on the floor. He ships on
Speaker 1: the floor of the toilet river doesn't nest ship. He's
Speaker 1: also a registered sex effect sex Yes, he was convicted
Speaker 1: of a sex of crime and she hasn't sixteen. He
Speaker 1: got after the show fatter filming battery. He knows there reached.
Speaker 1: He walked into the shop. He did it in thing
Speaker 1: was just now I looked. They didn't know when they
Speaker 1: couldn't find it, and he didn't tell them. That's what
Speaker 1: they claimed to the ships on the nuts on the
Speaker 1: floor idea. Like he just gets it's the whole pile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could do your thing. But like he goes next
Speaker 1: to the toilets miming, cow's miming. He squad exact time time,
Speaker 1: hold on time. This is a thing some people need
Speaker 1: to ship took a photo and sent it to reality. Steve,
Speaker 1: He's just the thing that people know. Like, oh no,
Speaker 1: he's looking like it's floks a diarrhea. Like one day
Speaker 1: his ad had Chipotle. He goes in there and just
Speaker 1: sprays of God. Why does he shi on the nest?
Speaker 1: The world is flat? Is flat? And the way it
Speaker 1: was describing, he goes if it was around is the water?
Speaker 1: He goes to the ocean is just in it like
Speaker 1: a dumpkin donut. Like yeah, he was like, I need
Speaker 1: I need more evidence. Picture gravity and Friction keeps you
Speaker 1: with gravity, Friction keeps you on. He said, wait, why
Speaker 1: when I look out the window of an airplane it
Speaker 1: looks flat? I can't That's what he said. So he's
Speaker 1: so fucking crazy. Sold second, because he just we don't
Speaker 1: know if it's it's not confirmed. He takes the nest,
Speaker 1: and he takes the nest, and he apparently he flushes
Speaker 1: the nest, but people have walked in while he's shitting
Speaker 1: on the nest and his feet are under the stall
Speaker 1: because it's a shared space, which is why people have
Speaker 1: been p s on the show. Because it was a
Speaker 1: private bathrooms. They didn't have to clean up a ship nest.
Speaker 1: But apparently there's photos of the ship nest, so he's
Speaker 1: a nest. Sh he's starting in the man he's doing
Speaker 1: in the no anything. Oh my god. He puts a
Speaker 1: nest on the flat earth and that's how the smell
Speaker 1: works because the water like honestly, it's it's weird because
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, that racist dude didn't seem
Speaker 1: as crazy. Yeah, he's none of this. If she knew
Speaker 1: any of this, he'd be out right, I would I mean,
Speaker 1: would you rather be with the racist or the next
Speaker 1: ship with the next ship. Casting is so crazy? Can
Speaker 1: like are the pictures like? Can you find I've been
Speaker 1: trying reality, Steven, do you know what the sex offense was?
Speaker 1: He groped a woman, got like a battery sexual assault
Speaker 1: charge on a cruise and he has to go to
Speaker 1: like a a and he got like a one year
Speaker 1: prison sentence, but that got like pushed back as long
Speaker 1: as he does two years approbation does like king on
Speaker 1: the ship. He doesn't win if he's in a cell
Speaker 1: in prison and he's putting a nest on the ground
Speaker 1: because in the prison cell he's gonna get murder. Actually
Speaker 1: what if he won and actually they're engaged he's in
Speaker 1: prison or the fantasy sweets just put a ship nest
Speaker 1: on the ground, on the flat ground. Well, when I
Speaker 1: look out the plane window, it's flat. I'm sorry, that's honestly.
Speaker 1: When he started arguing the flat earth thing, I was like,
Speaker 1: of course, of course you think that a sweetheart, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: remember you'd be like my sweethearts, sweetheart saying gorgeous, the
Speaker 1: jeans are gorgeous, like gorgeous in my jeans. I don't
Speaker 1: remember is that men can't say sweet? Oh yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Try like gorgeous in my jeans all those that's oh
Speaker 1: that looks gorgeous, gorgeous about yourself? And sweet sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: can you grabbed the lemonade from the refrigerator? Horror? Thank you, sweetheart?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I was so disappointed with the
Speaker 1: other dudes on the Earth's round argument, Like no one
Speaker 1: really went to back. Who could even think? Like even
Speaker 1: Leo Leo goes Leo was the one Blanc left the room, didn't. Yeah, John,
Speaker 1: watch if you watched the he just stands up. It
Speaker 1: just walked out. There was a there was a basketball
Speaker 1: player recently, Kyrie and said that he thought the Earth
Speaker 1: was flat, but it was. It was unclear if it
Speaker 1: was a joke or not. At the time, it kind
Speaker 1: of seemed like a joke. Leg It was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but everyone was just like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: There are lots of people. I mean there, it's a
Speaker 1: whole thing. Like his his phone GPS wouldn't work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know about satellites. Yeah, he worked, he was
Speaker 1: he worked an Oracle, which makes tech company. Do you
Speaker 1: guys remember in Third Rock he had to clean the
Speaker 1: bathroom for thirty Rock. Jon Hamm's character was so beautiful
Speaker 1: that people would never correct him or tell him anything different,
Speaker 1: Like that's how these people live, Like no one's like Lincoln, Uh,
Speaker 1: you're a fucking it a school. Did you see the
Speaker 1: globe of the teacher's desk the round gol Leo said
Speaker 1: that we have to when Leo the Sunman who was
Speaker 1: in a porn last year that he got stabbed in
Speaker 1: and has the IMDb credit come under my umbrella, Leo
Speaker 1: says he we have to question a sanity. I mean,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the long Harry who looks like he
Speaker 1: was in a porn less last year where he got
Speaker 1: stabbed and he has a credit called Calendar. Really, they
Speaker 1: cast the hell out of this one. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to be back just to find these little nuggets. Go right,
Speaker 1: we miss you, Okay. So then so then they go
Speaker 1: and they go the group No no, so then they go.
Speaker 1: They walked through the door and there's Granger Smith at
Speaker 1: the Country Western Micha Lean Black is up there singing
Speaker 1: and this is somebody treated to us and I did
Speaker 1: notice it. It's the first contestant that I've ever seen
Speaker 1: sing along with what like he knew all the words
Speaker 1: to the Granger Smith song he sung along. I sent
Speaker 1: Art in a text today because I was catching out.
Speaker 1: I was like the country I was catching up. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I literally binge watched the season this week, which is
Speaker 1: it's not a catch up. So I finally finished today,
Speaker 1: but I texted Arden that I was trying to say,
Speaker 1: which was my favorite Granger Smith album? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I get so excited whenever they walk in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's the name gonna be at this? Some random he's
Speaker 1: a bad dancer and he dances with his dick. He's like,
Speaker 1: he danced with his dick behind her, and I didn't
Speaker 1: like his dick. No, like a watch. This don't like
Speaker 1: a dick. Dan Granger Smith had two earpiece. Almost almost
Speaker 1: lost my water, like a round earth, a plush toilet,
Speaker 1: like a wall kiss with permission round. We don't like
Speaker 1: the dick dance. I'm curious Ranger Smith had two earpieces
Speaker 1: in Is that common? Yeah, it's just a it's like
Speaker 1: a ear monitor, That's what that was. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what that was. I was because I've only ever really,
Speaker 1: I guess I've only seen people were only one. But
Speaker 1: the Granger Smith I couldn't name one Granger Smith song
Speaker 1: or you're singing note about nobody could. He's the only
Speaker 1: person wherever you go, whatever you do will be Mr Marks,
Speaker 1: I love you. I was terrible though. He took that
Speaker 1: lyric and he just sang like like that's all he did.
Speaker 1: He didn't really write it. They didn't sing. They didn't
Speaker 1: because her voice was voice. Chris was having a fucking
Speaker 1: anxiety at straight torture. Could you imagine Richard Barks being like,
Speaker 1: you stand there lyrics from your heart? I should be
Speaker 1: my song. I don't know you with it all, seen
Speaker 1: it twice, had that group day once. It's probably not
Speaker 1: with me. Oh my god, oh my god. Granger all right,
Speaker 1: and he says, for the first time I felt the
Speaker 1: kind of love between someone like that's he said that,
Speaker 1: it's like you weren't married, you sent two times. You
Speaker 1: were the first time I've ever felt this kind of
Speaker 1: love between someone. That was his dumb guy hit by
Speaker 1: a train. It sounds like he's getting like two people
Speaker 1: in love and he like sneaks in I want a
Speaker 1: proposing to her makes her my every day. That was
Speaker 1: another thing he said, dumb, dumb, he's a ding dong.
Speaker 1: Yeah that those would be red flags for me. Can
Speaker 1: I make you every day? It makes sense watch us.
Speaker 1: I want to make you my every day if you
Speaker 1: say it, like, how about I want to make you
Speaker 1: my Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I mean like not every day,
Speaker 1: but just like, can I make you my week? Might try? Yeah,
Speaker 1: might try, try try. He just there's not much up there.
Speaker 1: He's got a big smile. He has got big that's
Speaker 1: all he's got. She I was like, his smiles just
Speaker 1: covers his face because he's always like oh and then
Speaker 1: that's when I met my wife, Bob sldding. Oh love
Speaker 1: if she ever, if they get married or whatever, she
Speaker 1: could always just be like just smile it just smiled.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just had a flashback of what
Speaker 1: that guy said to me in Texas of the You're
Speaker 1: the Girl comic, Right okay here, I just had a
Speaker 1: flashback because I know when you guys go to the
Speaker 1: rest dream you're gonna go lick each other's cookies. I
Speaker 1: can see him saying that to them, like like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh yeah, I had somebody go You're the
Speaker 1: Girl comic. I got the joke for you. You You know,
Speaker 1: they say there's two tons of people in this world.
Speaker 1: I'll say, there's two tons of titties in this world.
Speaker 1: I left titty in a rut. Titty, It's fun being
Speaker 1: a touring lady. You're so of course it was a guy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're skinny. My watch I call my
Speaker 1: wife pork chop um. I bet she doesn't like that.
Speaker 1: I bet she did a gut feeling. Also, apparently she
Speaker 1: was not that. Okay, here we go. I'll take her
Speaker 1: to the Buffy and I'll say, I wish you like
Speaker 1: fucking as much as you like eating. Oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that. I'm like, how is this my fucking life?
Speaker 1: Why didn't I get like an accounting degree? All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. So then they go on the group
Speaker 1: date and they go to the Lumberjack thing. John was cute,
Speaker 1: the guy from that guy he goes. I get nervous
Speaker 1: around cute girls and big, intimidating guys. Sweet, she's just
Speaker 1: a person. He's a little too nice. You're going home.
Speaker 1: I believe he's made it this far. I hope he
Speaker 1: goes to Paradise and finds a love. He will WHOA
Speaker 1: almost I want to sing a lot on this episode.
Speaker 1: Should ranger. You're doing great. Who almost, that's it. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. Now, this is your Let me get my
Speaker 1: stand up here. Our group is gonna be. That's gonna be.
Speaker 1: So what should we call it? Thunder on the Mountain,
Speaker 1: locked away grab beach, crab beach. Okay, so then Johnny
Speaker 1: crab beach love between two people, Oh my god, between
Speaker 1: every day Oh okay, congratulations. I really was shocked that
Speaker 1: she did that whole lumberjack, the whole thing of her
Speaker 1: just being like I like, men, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is the most toxic masculinity date I've ever seen it.
Speaker 1: Threw the axe and actually landed. I was cut. I
Speaker 1: looked at that close said the same things like this
Speaker 1: she did this sorright and yeah, and they cut to
Speaker 1: the other angle and they hit it, threw an axe
Speaker 1: at it. It wasn't one shot. TV's fake. No, it
Speaker 1: was if she didn't really you know that, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was never a wide um. I was fascinated with
Speaker 1: the guys chopping the big wood that looked hard. Jordan
Speaker 1: did it. They were trash talking. David was like he's
Speaker 1: not holding it right, and then like he nailed it.
Speaker 1: I was actually happy that Jordan did it. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: and and boy the guys that couldn't do it is
Speaker 1: it was I feel bad. So then John, one of
Speaker 1: John won a little trophy. They went to a pretty
Speaker 1: bar in Park City. Jason goes, I get nervous around you.
Speaker 1: But then they went they made out. They really fully kissed.
Speaker 1: You could always say that woman, if you actually don't
Speaker 1: get nervous around them, yes, but you can sit in it.
Speaker 1: We will like can be like something you could say,
Speaker 1: but if you're actually nervous, I don't don't think can
Speaker 1: say that. No, right, I think you're right. That's a move.
Speaker 1: It's a move. Jason, Jason's sick widow's peak. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: he h yeah. That conversation though, he kind of was
Speaker 1: like he proves you what you said, right, because he
Speaker 1: was like he made me nervous. I've been kind of nervous, like,
Speaker 1: don't be nervous, like I know, it's like I'm not
Speaker 1: actually because he switched because he was like I'm usually
Speaker 1: like yeah, whatever whatever, and it's like you know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I really feel like cooling myself around
Speaker 1: like he switched. I'm sweating. I'm so nervous. Nervous at all.
Speaker 1: She's shaking in my shoes over here. I'm trembling at
Speaker 1: the side of you. Wos so nervous whatever or whatever? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He kind of switched everything and then
Speaker 1: he gave her good kiss her. She said, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: a stutter, maybe he's harvous because she can't name. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. God, that was so awkward. Okay, So he
Speaker 1: bit her bottom lip and he kissed hers. Noticed that
Speaker 1: he did like that? Yeah, but you like that? You
Speaker 1: don't like that? She's kissed a lot of guys. She's
Speaker 1: kiss a lot of guys, all of them. Has she
Speaker 1: not kissed? That's a good questions. It's everybody, Wait, she
Speaker 1: did she did kiss Jordans this episode that she did
Speaker 1: the kids weird like it's later on. But he like
Speaker 1: puts on the thing the present that she gave. Okay,
Speaker 1: like bends down and gives her a really work kiss.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that that was on the map. I
Speaker 1: felt like it was. But like I felt like there's
Speaker 1: someone else that she hasn't kissed, But now I don't
Speaker 1: know who she kissed. The dude email. If you could
Speaker 1: think of somebody that she has a kiss I watched
Speaker 1: sh this is the last episode, but it was one
Speaker 1: where Jordan he talked about how he was wearing a
Speaker 1: college shirt but no tie. So that's said, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so good. I don't think she kissed long hair
Speaker 1: mic or banjo player. Oh yeah, and then they got cut.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna read a great Leo and she
Speaker 1: kissed Leo's gone, no Leo. All right, here's a great email,
Speaker 1: just speaking about going to the road. Everybody. This is
Speaker 1: from Abby Balani. The title is the subject is the
Speaker 1: most dramatic blazer yet. Hi. I'm sure you're all doing
Speaker 1: the lord's work and dissecting every detail about John Banks, miners, stroke,
Speaker 1: Jordan's lackluster strip tease, and wheels kind of looking stone
Speaker 1: through his hole one on one. But just in case
Speaker 1: you missed it, which obviously would never happen, but just
Speaker 1: in case, I wanted to point out colton sparkly blazer.
Speaker 1: I don't have a picture because this just dared. I
Speaker 1: was too blinded to take a photo, but it needs
Speaker 1: to be mentioned and mocked. I had him as my
Speaker 1: pick to be the next Bachelor, but the T shirts
Speaker 1: and patterned blazers combinations were getting to be a little much.
Speaker 1: And then he put out a black, sparkly numbler made
Speaker 1: out of what looks like the same fabric as a
Speaker 1: homecoming dress from Ross dress for Lass. Did you notice
Speaker 1: his sparkly Like? Did notice it at him? I'm blinded
Speaker 1: by the fact that he's a virgin and hasn't come
Speaker 1: out yettah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we saw in the preview
Speaker 1: he's gonna out himself as a virgin. I feel like
Speaker 1: he must get to the fantasy suitets and that's when
Speaker 1: that's yeah virgin Okay. So then they go there, like
Speaker 1: at the group date she gives him, he pulls out
Speaker 1: the golden dys Colton is so upset, he said, he's
Speaker 1: running around his golden underwear. He's got his golden on
Speaker 1: his It's like, who gives a ship? And then then
Speaker 1: Jordan goes, do you guys think I'm not tired of
Speaker 1: being approached? Like He's like, like, he just doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like holding up his end of the thing. Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Um wait, who doesn't feel like it? Jordan's like, like, guys,
Speaker 1: just stop talking about me. So then he goes in
Speaker 1: they bleep, they're bleeping. They're fighting between what did Colton
Speaker 1: call him Annah, I have no idea. I couldn't figure out. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know because I thought it was um a
Speaker 1: slur for gay people that I thought that was too
Speaker 1: and I was like, did he just fucking say that?
Speaker 1: I Mandy. We both got really upset, and then she
Speaker 1: thought he said pussy. I thought he oh, that would
Speaker 1: make more sense, yeah, because that's what I thought at first,
Speaker 1: And I was like, no way would he say that
Speaker 1: the television like I think saying yeah, because that she
Speaker 1: makes he said pussy. Pussy's a little bit like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense because he was why he would call
Speaker 1: him that? That's just so out of like I didn't
Speaker 1: even think that that would he was just saying that.
Speaker 1: What I why that was the golden I thought, because
Speaker 1: I was like, because his reaction of like, you're being disrespectful?
Speaker 1: What did you just call me? I was like, oh
Speaker 1: wait he said was bad. Yeah, I could see pussy
Speaker 1: because then he's dudes get very upset over pussy. But
Speaker 1: if he had said the that effort, then I feel
Speaker 1: like it would just be like, Okay, why are you
Speaker 1: being homophobic right now? That's a good drop. If we
Speaker 1: could grab you saying, dudes get really upset about pussy
Speaker 1: hit that every now and then, we could do that,
Speaker 1: We could do that pussy Actually, Jordan had a pretty
Speaker 1: good point on that was whatever he said was disrespectful
Speaker 1: to him. Yeah, and it's true. He was like to
Speaker 1: respect people. And then he's just like, yeah, no, that
Speaker 1: he was just calling him names. He had a point
Speaker 1: like you're talking about of respect, but you're just saying
Speaker 1: that I'm liking Culton less mes boring and I don't
Speaker 1: you know what he's kissing me off is the way
Speaker 1: he's like when he sits there and he's doing like
Speaker 1: the confessional thing and he kind of just has a
Speaker 1: smile as he's talking and it's so fucking fake and
Speaker 1: it kills me. And then how like, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jordan's sucks, But if you really think that guy's a threat,
Speaker 1: you're an idiot. Ye, Like, he's not a fucking he's
Speaker 1: not a threat, and and like, don't approach him, just
Speaker 1: let him do his fucking antics. And I watch because
Speaker 1: I really liked him, and he was like me too. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so then we we finally at the gen Bong,
Speaker 1: he gives her the perfume. He goes in for the whisper.
Speaker 1: He tried to trick her into a kiss, and then
Speaker 1: she goes, he goes un falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: and then she just stared at him that and then
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm just not on the same page it was.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's really intense, and then she goes, I
Speaker 1: don't think we could get back on track. Can I
Speaker 1: walk you out? And he's like, what about my gift?
Speaker 1: She goes, do you want your and then she was
Speaker 1: pissed and then she couldn't drop it, and then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he and then he said I just thought
Speaker 1: that was what you wanted to hear. It was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe set that that tweeted us something like it.
Speaker 1: Just because he said it doesn't mean he didn't feel that.
Speaker 1: He was just saying, oh, I thought you wanted to
Speaker 1: hear something like that sooner rather than later solidify how
Speaker 1: I feel. But she took it as like I'll burn
Speaker 1: this whole thing. It might have been That's what I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh you did just get sent two hours? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was really a sign to be like, she's not
Speaker 1: she's not emotionally intelligent. She she didn't pick up on
Speaker 1: what was happening, saying an intelligence was really high. My
Speaker 1: friend Dan saw her in today at the restaurant in
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. How did you tell she was filming something?
Speaker 1: Anna said, I know, I know, And he literally texted
Speaker 1: me two seconds after you he said she was in
Speaker 1: a restaurant filming some like food thing and I had
Speaker 1: a sect. Complearly forgot this happened till you just said that.
Speaker 1: I was walking to lunch today with my coworkers and
Speaker 1: I saw Chad walking down the street and my coworker goes,
Speaker 1: isn't that the douche bag from the Bachelor? As we're
Speaker 1: walking by, so I make eye contact with him as
Speaker 1: he looks at us. I look at he was littler
Speaker 1: than you thought. He was a lot more petite than
Speaker 1: I thought he would be, Like he looked like buff,
Speaker 1: but he just looked like a smaller stature of a person.
Speaker 1: He was also walking around with a shirt off and
Speaker 1: with a person who had a giant camera, like being
Speaker 1: a photographer, like a photographer like he was doing like
Speaker 1: on the street on vine that's crazy not again. I
Speaker 1: was almost like, should we follow him? I was like,
Speaker 1: can look huge on TV? They make them look big.
Speaker 1: But when you're like stand next to them, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're only like five ten or something. Right on TV,
Speaker 1: I think five tend to me, by the way, is
Speaker 1: pretty tall, So um, that's okay. He was like six
Speaker 1: four or something like. He looked like a giant whistle
Speaker 1: and everything. I can't but it's weird you both saw
Speaker 1: like douche bags from two different seasons. Someone you know,
Speaker 1: my friend, my friend Dan saw her and I asked,
Speaker 1: was she eating cheese pasta? Cheesy pasta? So then then
Speaker 1: next to then, will's your friend goes on a date
Speaker 1: and she's really she's waiting in the snow, so rattled,
Speaker 1: so so upset. And then he couldn't have been chiller.
Speaker 1: He was like, I just want to be near her,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to her, I want to make
Speaker 1: her feel safe. He was great, he was he was
Speaker 1: looking back at her when they're on the bikes. And
Speaker 1: I went to college with him. He's like a perfect
Speaker 1: example of someone you who just like has no like
Speaker 1: there's nothing bothered, Like he's just going through the motions
Speaker 1: of like I'm going for the girl. I don't care
Speaker 1: that what's his name is? Yeah? Something? He has nothing
Speaker 1: invested and like he's like, okay, well she's upset. Not good.
Speaker 1: I think he's thrive in paradise. I think ladies will
Speaker 1: like him in paradise. He's a real person. That is
Speaker 1: exactly this is your nose. Yeah, I hear's like the
Speaker 1: only real person on the show. It's someone when someone
Speaker 1: who's real on the show, they stand out like that
Speaker 1: guy is weird and you're like, oh no, like as
Speaker 1: normal does feel like a real person? Yeah, they come
Speaker 1: off as boring. Yeah, actually, like what does he bring
Speaker 1: to the table other than inanity? He sharpen his blue
Speaker 1: suit and his red scarfet thought he looked really half.
Speaker 1: I touch a little mustache. It's a bad stash. Yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: but must not stash. Yeah, I don't take that. I
Speaker 1: just I just I just you got merched of that.
Speaker 1: My roommate was like, uh do you He's like a
Speaker 1: little to chill, like is he eating edibles? Throughout this
Speaker 1: entire he felt has like this streamline pilot. Do you
Speaker 1: guys feel your pot sodas? No? I have pot every
Speaker 1: night like these are these are? No? I do like drinks,
Speaker 1: but like um more potent. I used to never do pot,
Speaker 1: but it helps me sleep in my night screams have
Speaker 1: gone down. You know what, maybe I should say same
Speaker 1: same here. Do you feel it? Do you feel it
Speaker 1: a little bit? A little bit? Sweating a lot? The
Speaker 1: last time I had pot? I had pot brownies like
Speaker 1: a thousand years ago with Brodie Stevens zach Afanakis, when
Speaker 1: I lived in his closet and Nick Swardson and those three.
Speaker 1: I lived in Santa Monica in the index closet on Montana.
Speaker 1: I've been there. There you go. We didn't run into
Speaker 1: each other though she was in the closet. I didn't
Speaker 1: like you, just like just like Jordan's mom, you put
Speaker 1: your outfit together, are okay? So that he was saying
Speaker 1: that he dated this lady. I loved your human You're
Speaker 1: going to be affected by things. I thought that was
Speaker 1: very kind. His lady wanted a haul pass. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like was a real and then she cheated on him.
Speaker 1: She goes, you know, I'm like you, it took me
Speaker 1: a while to get over Ari. It's like that was
Speaker 1: two weeks ago and you're not over it. I kind
Speaker 1: of it's literally less than a month. Because if if
Speaker 1: Ari said, I hit up whatever her name was Lauren
Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve and then so by like I
Speaker 1: want to say, like a week and a half later,
Speaker 1: they had like decided to break up. So that was
Speaker 1: still the beginning of January. Yeah, and they started filming
Speaker 1: this one in like February. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: she's a little Yeah, she was marrying him. It's really
Speaker 1: not about John Blong. No, w did you say anything good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're those she's a little crazy. So then they both
Speaker 1: have a fear of not being enough. They're hard on themselves.
Speaker 1: And then she dragged him outside and forced him to
Speaker 1: kiss her against the wall. Katie Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: the worst wall ever to push someone up against. She
Speaker 1: pushed herself up against. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: a rocks like those I don't know what they're called,
Speaker 1: but it's like those those, yeah, like it like it
Speaker 1: feels like field stone. Yeah, and I was just like
Speaker 1: we were just like, oh, it's like digging into the
Speaker 1: back of her, like that's a tough wall. She forced it.
Speaker 1: She forced a wall because she dragged it was with wills,
Speaker 1: she forced. She wanted a wall kiss, and she dragged
Speaker 1: him out and forced him to wall kiss her, which
Speaker 1: I respect I'd rather have it. I'd rather have a
Speaker 1: wall becass initiated at me. She striving. You know, she's
Speaker 1: a rebound. She's like, right, she's full rebound. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: she just wants to fuck. She's like, yeah, just actually
Speaker 1: her body jerked as she said it, like a weird dicky.
Speaker 1: That's her needle. The needle dick apparently has a needle dick.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, doesn't it. I feel like already has
Speaker 1: a big dick, and that's why he had the confidence
Speaker 1: of that. I feel it's one big ball and he's like,
Speaker 1: should go to the doctor. Hurt? You guys, my college roommate,
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna hate this story. She lost her
Speaker 1: virginity to a guy he had one ball because he'd
Speaker 1: in Wyoming. He's like, she grew up in Wyoming. Her
Speaker 1: he like played hockey and he didn't have a cup on,
Speaker 1: and his nut got hit by a hockey puck and
Speaker 1: his ball exploded. Imps aren't more like nut injury. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hanging out there, that is that. That's bad. You don't
Speaker 1: want to have your nut explode. That sounds very painful.
Speaker 1: The catcher of my favorite baseball team, just Balls, came
Speaker 1: in and went up and like just jammed his like
Speaker 1: and broke it. Wait a minute, wait, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute? Did it? Wait? Wait a minute, wait
Speaker 1: a minute. The ball because because they wear cups, right,
Speaker 1: but it went underside, so I was like, hearious takeoff
Speaker 1: an appreciate. Do you guys remember this is how I
Speaker 1: learned what a taint was. I remember hearing it was
Speaker 1: junior high. Right in the back of the bus somebody.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's it eat? And I also remember
Speaker 1: learning what a dildo was and I couldn't believe it,
Speaker 1: but I remember them saying, taint your balls, taint your asshole.
Speaker 1: That's how I learned it. Is that how you learned it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's called a tank, that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great. I don't think it is a medical term, taint.
Speaker 1: What is it term? No? No, I don't think taint
Speaker 1: is it though? I don't think Latin taint? Did you
Speaker 1: did you not be anything? You're from Connecticut? Did you
Speaker 1: from grant here? Did you hear did you guys have
Speaker 1: fremunda growing up? Cheese balls? Did you have that too?
Speaker 1: It's funny. I feel like people didn't grub brothers. They
Speaker 1: didn't know about the phrase from Munda Cheese, But did
Speaker 1: you about Fromunda? No? That sounds like I heard in
Speaker 1: the movie. They would go like this. They would go
Speaker 1: and see quibbled. They go, you want some? You want
Speaker 1: some Fermunda from Munda Cheese? You like Fermunda from under
Speaker 1: My Balls? That was bulls is out here? Is it? Fat?
Speaker 1: Upper pussy area? Fat? Somebody has a large mom My,
Speaker 1: mom my, mom listens, Hi, Janet Janne reeves little at it?
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Okay. So then Chris Harrison, they're at
Speaker 1: the road ceremony. Did he disappear in Chris Harrison No
Speaker 1: cocktail party tonight. I feel like Chris Harrison before he
Speaker 1: goes out, looks in the mirror and he goes like
Speaker 1: fucking hate you. Like he's just like, you're fucking ship,
Speaker 1: You're worthless pizza. And then he goes out, he's like,
Speaker 1: so the dates went pretty good, and we're going to
Speaker 1: Paris next week. They wouldn't let me come for the
Speaker 1: last four days. When I'm here now, but now, I
Speaker 1: always think it's weird just because he's a dude and
Speaker 1: he's coming into these you know, especially it's weird when
Speaker 1: it's the Bachelor. It's all. But he's like, Hi, I
Speaker 1: have no penis. Yeah, exactly, I'm getting no one wants
Speaker 1: to suck me. I might question to you, is you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? That's I've talked to my junk
Speaker 1: underneath myself on the front is just pub now. But
Speaker 1: how did the date go? It was the first part
Speaker 1: of it. I tucked my jump underneath yourself. You mean,
Speaker 1: like a drag. Yeah, he's just not a threat. Don't
Speaker 1: look at me from behind. It's quite a mess. Next
Speaker 1: week we're going to I Betta, go backstage and take
Speaker 1: the duct tape off my Turks and caicos, go home
Speaker 1: and shoot myself. Oh my god, you know what? Somebody
Speaker 1: some oh, we were talking about the the house that
Speaker 1: who was it? We were the house that Aready like
Speaker 1: chased Chase Beck around the longest the Airbnb with the
Speaker 1: longest home. And somebody goes, oh, I just thought that's
Speaker 1: where Chris Harrison lived. Who thought that was Chris Harrison's house?
Speaker 1: Is that Lauren Lobkiss? I thought that was Chris Harris's.
Speaker 1: It was just an air ben being near Runyon Run,
Speaker 1: because they like showed her looking out on a balcony
Speaker 1: and I saw Runyan journeys like I'm nearly positive if
Speaker 1: it was by Runyon, we should airbnb that. Oh my
Speaker 1: gooted good. Oh my god, I'll wear a cold shoulder top.
Speaker 1: Want to be back, Oh I want to be a
Speaker 1: I wanna be all right. I just feel like the
Speaker 1: longer I'm with you, I'm losing my chance of getting
Speaker 1: back with Lauren. Wait, what are you saying right now?
Speaker 1: I'm saying that the longer you and I are engaged,
Speaker 1: the more I can't fuck Lauren. Okay, wait, okay, so
Speaker 1: you ye proposed to me. That's right, but shows me
Speaker 1: over la I feel like the windows closing. The longer
Speaker 1: we're together, I can't get with Lauren. We're come back,
Speaker 1: come back? Were you going? That's a long hallway. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna follow you around. I'm done, okay, all right, I'd
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes and then I'll be back here.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be unedited, uncut. That's the house when
Speaker 1: the shows over, Christ just takes people in. She thought
Speaker 1: that was There was no no art, no books, no furniture,
Speaker 1: no photographs, no personal Listen, guys, you're gonna need to
Speaker 1: go pretty soon. He was divorced. He got divorced. Apparently
Speaker 1: he was dating Andy Dorfman for a while, is not
Speaker 1: married anymore. We're gonna watch there's a bachelor, let's get
Speaker 1: him on there after wait a minut, wouldn't that be
Speaker 1: an amazing amazing after the proposal. The next thing we're
Speaker 1: doing on the bonus episodes, we're gonna watch the very
Speaker 1: first season ever of The Batchel. You're welcome to join.
Speaker 1: We have six episodes long. Okay, you should join it
Speaker 1: in I've never seen it. We have, we have it
Speaker 1: on our Google drive, baby, in six episodes long. It's
Speaker 1: forty two minutes long each. Certainly forty two is Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison looks like a youth pastor like a century. It
Speaker 1: feels like two, but it's like two thousand. It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It was scaryoo doesn't seem like that far away. All
Speaker 1: the women have the Rachel. They all have the Rachel
Speaker 1: and they all were black blazers. They look like chunky
Speaker 1: black shoes and black blazes. They all have the thinnest eyebrows,
Speaker 1: just like little pens. It's amazing, it's amazing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't have good eyebrows either way. I don't have good
Speaker 1: eyebrows the other way. So then so then they basically
Speaker 1: there's no cocktail party. She gets out of the car
Speaker 1: in a black oscar gown in the middle of in
Speaker 1: the middle of Park City. It was a full like
Speaker 1: mermaid black, very formal gown. Anyway, okay, So then Jordan
Speaker 1: came in. She cut Nick with the tracksuit and Christian.
Speaker 1: It was so cute. I hope, I hope I had
Speaker 1: that dunk. I hope he goes to Paradise. He's adorable.
Speaker 1: Yeah he will. Oh almost, you sit over here, No,
Speaker 1: you sit here, you read the lyric over there, Richard
Speaker 1: Mark's controlling um. Jordan came in last place. He was
Speaker 1: very upset. I'm someone you can't put a label on.
Speaker 1: I'm like a sponge. You can squeeze me and get
Speaker 1: everything out of me, but you'll never know unless you try.
Speaker 1: I've gotta make a move next week. It's not going
Speaker 1: to be a big move. It's gonna be a deep move.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go from Captain underpants and then he's gonna
Speaker 1: he backed himself under the corner to Captain just to
Speaker 1: get everyone's girl. Like nothing after Corners, he thought, like
Speaker 1: there's nothing better than captain. He's like, I can't think
Speaker 1: of anything captain underpants to captain not captain underpants. Yeah
Speaker 1: he didn't. Can They also have cut doing the after?
Speaker 1: They used to do the after, like the funny things
Speaker 1: they've cut, they've cut those. I missed those. Well they
Speaker 1: did the first episode they had it because I just
Speaker 1: watched all of this in the last three days. You did?
Speaker 1: What did they do? What was the after? It was
Speaker 1: just something with that dude. It was something with that dude.
Speaker 1: Something with Jordan's saying, we've been talking for an hour
Speaker 1: and minutes. Okay, we're gonna start. Wow, guys, because it's
Speaker 1: the best. It's so fu fun. This was that this
Speaker 1: was the best part of my day. Oh yeah, sure
Speaker 1: for sure. Okay, here we go. Um, is there any
Speaker 1: final thoughts before we get to tweet of the week
Speaker 1: that you want to say? No, I'm I'm excited next week.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be pretty fun. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: a two on one. Can we have you guys come
Speaker 1: back and do another brochow together. I like having your
Speaker 1: good combo. Yeah, I like having a bro because this
Speaker 1: gets very like estrogen heavy. You know, I'm bad at
Speaker 1: reading the tweet of the week. Will you read the
Speaker 1: tweet of the week. Yes, we're gonna do so you
Speaker 1: just slide to the right. Okay, so we're gonna do
Speaker 1: five and I are down to two and then we vote,
Speaker 1: is okay? This is from Alex Jaffie. Oh boy, the
Speaker 1: conservative Garrett is on the date with Bob Sledding Lesbians,
Speaker 1: gay Jesus take the wheel. Oh wo hashtag the Bachelor
Speaker 1: at and I like that one. I like that one
Speaker 1: from Cheyenne Constance. She's got funny ones. Uh poops and
Speaker 1: poops in a toilet paper. Nest cried over a picture
Speaker 1: sounds like a bad extra In Oliver Flat Earth Lumberjack
Speaker 1: to lumber Jill in quotes the court case I read
Speaker 1: about if Lincoln stays this week, I'm side eyeing back
Speaker 1: up big time. That is so good. So there are
Speaker 1: all bullet points. Those are all bullet points. Seth That
Speaker 1: of course says, if the world is flat, at what
Speaker 1: point does the ship fall off the edge of the nest?
Speaker 1: Someone asked, and I think he's hashed at Okah nelt
Speaker 1: his son, if a tree falls, think at one point
Speaker 1: does ship fall off the edge of the nest? Ah,
Speaker 1: This is from m at spide dees um. This is
Speaker 1: just another reason why men are trash. I thought this
Speaker 1: guy was cute and I had a cute accent, but
Speaker 1: it turns out he's a sex offender who thinks the
Speaker 1: earth is flat and ships on the floor. I bet
Speaker 1: that's how Beca probably feels from seth at at Basement one.
Speaker 1: The real reason there's no cocktail party is Chris Harrison's piss.
Speaker 1: He had to roll out of bed hungover and catch
Speaker 1: your red eye of Utah, and it really is. It
Speaker 1: does feel that way. I'm going to narrow it down
Speaker 1: to let's say, I'm gonna narrow it down to for sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a narrow down to these two. Will you read
Speaker 1: him in a row and then will vote this one
Speaker 1: and the one to the right of it. Yeah, at
Speaker 1: chey or shy in constant at something I can't read
Speaker 1: at tricksy, firecracker bullet points, poops in a toy of
Speaker 1: the paper, nest cried over a picture sounds like a
Speaker 1: bad extra, and Oliver flat earth Lumberjack to Lumberjill. The
Speaker 1: court case I read about if Lincoln stays this week,
Speaker 1: I'm side eyeing back a big done. Yes at baseball one.
Speaker 1: If the world is flat, at what point does the
Speaker 1: ship fall off the edge of the nest. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's got it has been killing it, but
Speaker 1: I gotta give it to stuff back. Well done once again,
Speaker 1: well done. Get your tickets. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: they're up yet. Does he win anything? He wins just
Speaker 1: the pride of knowing that he's top dog. That's really
Speaker 1: shitty gift, doesn't it? Thank you so much? I sent him.
Speaker 1: I sent him one of my journals. Oh, I sent him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually I could see being interesting. I sent him
Speaker 1: that because it's so detailed and it looks like every
Speaker 1: bachelor's shell. Yeah. It takes so it takes me have
Speaker 1: a podcast. You'd be a crazy I would be I
Speaker 1: would be Lincoln. I would be Lincoln. It takes me
Speaker 1: hours to watch each episode. Did crump it all up?
Speaker 1: Sending him? Ask him to poop on it? Have to
Speaker 1: send it back? We get framing. Yes, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to get over in the Okay, August five,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be at Daney's Nashville, maybe with this, definitely
Speaker 1: with Rob maybe Kyle for sure be there Nashville, um,
Speaker 1: we're going to Nashville. Animal you play us out anything
Speaker 1: else in any final thoughts? Where can they find you? Guys?
Speaker 1: I'm at art Marine m y Are on Instagram and Twitter.
Speaker 1: I'm at Rob a Benedict on Twitter, and I'm at
Speaker 1: row Benedict on Instagram. Kyle Done again one on Instagram.
Speaker 1: The guy who was Kyle done against killing me. I
Speaker 1: gotta be one. I gotta be something. I can't be
Speaker 1: myself because this freaking guy in Wyoming anyway, that sucks.
Speaker 1: But now you're committed. You're committed to get all my
Speaker 1: emails and he just forwards them. He does, luckily forwards
Speaker 1: a lot of them to make it's nice. And think
Speaker 1: that my roommate. I think I like that better. You guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. And Aaron and I if you
Speaker 1: want an extra podcast, Aaron and I have one up
Speaker 1: and Kyle and I are doing tomorrow. We're doing the Proposal. Okay,
Speaker 1: It's on Patreon. W y A t r oh. We
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Speaker 1: some of this down. This is so long. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Here we go. We got one. We got a good review.
Speaker 1: We got five stars. Here we go and I'll read
Speaker 1: it to you except for I can't, So there we go.
Speaker 1: You know what, my eyes are not good. Here we go. Ready,
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Speaker 1: How can you not be obsessed with a podcast where
Speaker 1: the topic is all things Bache related and a recent
Speaker 1: quote is so chicken? Says to ding Dong, Thanks for
Speaker 1: the loving this guilty pleasure. Thank you as much as
Speaker 1: I do. Then we have five stars Bachelor podcasts. I'm
Speaker 1: Dave whoop Bachelor podcast best good, Wow, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: These guys will be back next week. Will you play
Speaker 1: us out a bye? Everybody? Thanks for having me? Or
Speaker 1: oh my god, thanks for coming. I want to get
Speaker 1: all up in you tonight. I feel so good. I
Speaker 1: just gotta wanted to push your finger. When you're accept
Speaker 1: this role, you accept this roles into your word for
Speaker 1: your except this roles into your world