WEBVTT - Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons)

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<v Speaker 1>I don't fight children for pennies. But like, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>see me fight fight children. Let's not Dave, it's me

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<v Speaker 1>or like the bottom, Yeah it's not. It's not the top.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an adult. He's like, y'all fight a kid that's

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<v Speaker 1>ninety eight below. I don't agree with my chips in

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<v Speaker 1>your racist also money stuff. I can't tell me bang

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<v Speaker 1>bang skeet, skeet. I'm taking legs since you're troll and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a sheet. I can't welcome to my

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<v Speaker 1>told me the podcast where we dive deep, deep into

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<v Speaker 1>the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we worked to

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<v Speaker 1>prove that Mark Morrison's nineteen nineties six hidden Return of

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<v Speaker 1>the Max was in fact financed by Big McDonald's Follow

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<v Speaker 1>the Money, Brother. You're thinking you think a British man

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<v Speaker 1>wrote that with no help from the good Night Oh Ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, yeah, Grimace in the booth, Grimace, Grimace made it.

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<v Speaker 1>What would what would Grimace's drop? Grimaces drop something about

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<v Speaker 1>a big booty girl. He's sitting on something, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Grimmace thick so whatever, thick purple made it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love that thick purple. And then because I never

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<v Speaker 1>believed that that guy wrote that song. It just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel correct. Yeah, Mark, he's an interesting dude. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>done jail time and ship. He's he's He's not surprised me.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were like the guy who wrote Return of

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<v Speaker 1>the Mac, it's been locked up, I'd be like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>where he wrote it. The guy that wrote Return of

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<v Speaker 1>the Mac didn't stay free the whole time. Crazy man

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<v Speaker 1>that Return of the Mac paid all the Texas insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your host and one of your hosts, David Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm legs than Kerman and and goddamn. We were coming

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<v Speaker 1>in hot per usual, but but our guest today this

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<v Speaker 1>is exciting. She she's very hilarious, so talented. She she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't come in hot. She came in very polite. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'd say she came in reasonable. Maybe she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get unreasonable and in that way that would make the

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<v Speaker 1>show very exciting. I'd say if she comes in how

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<v Speaker 1>she comes in and says some real wild ship. Before

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<v Speaker 1>she even says hello to us, she says something haunting

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<v Speaker 1>that that's really gonna set the tone for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of this step coming and can't read oh ship, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, god damn Jessica, and we didn't even introduce you.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's amazing. She's a writer, she's she's a comedian

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<v Speaker 1>and improv person, but you know her specifically as one

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<v Speaker 1>of the host and writer for New Rock Stars. Give

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<v Speaker 1>it up for Jessica Clemenay. So, first of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>was about to come in about the Hamburgler because you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were like, Grimace drops, and I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but the Hamburger definitely drop because he's been to prison

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times. He steals. Also, side note, this

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<v Speaker 1>is just stupid and take it as you will. Grim

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<v Speaker 1>is actually just a giant taste bud. He's not like

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken nugget. He's not a big goobergast. But referred

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what the I was I should because you were

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<v Speaker 1>when I heard when I found it Outmace is someone

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<v Speaker 1>is someone who is constantly looking for dark skinned representation.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say I love that grimaces black. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was dark, but now he's just a taste. But

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<v Speaker 1>he's just he's really pink dog. That's truly maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>of the If that's not proof that whatever is in

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald's this poisoning our brains and making it because who

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<v Speaker 1>came up with you know what I mean? Like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the best y'all could do. Was like, Okay, a chicken,

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<v Speaker 1>a man dresses the clown, a handburglar, and of course

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<v Speaker 1>a giant taste bud. Oh, that's a cocaine idea. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also like, are they like looking at their tongue in

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<v Speaker 1>the mirror and then just chose that little thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, maybe we should make this into a mascot. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't he be pink? Yes? She should be pink. He

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<v Speaker 1>should be pink. He should be like a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>But if he's pink, that's a lot different vibe than

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like if you make think we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>it a different taste, a different taste, but a different taste.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, why and I gotta say sport, you know, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura saved us. God's are here today. God don't got

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<v Speaker 1>the riverside. You don't know how to log in at all, Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>we're clearly the Shenanigans. The Shenanigans are rich here. But

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<v Speaker 1>but we're excited because you came to us with a

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theory that that personally I don't think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard BORI, where do you fall in this? I had

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<v Speaker 1>never I had never heard this. This is exciting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this was new for for both of us. It's very exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>you said. My mama told me always let a man

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<v Speaker 1>walk in the house first on New Year's. Mm hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me more. The thing is, so my family from Memphis, Tennessee,

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<v Speaker 1>my family from Ephis, Tennessee. There's I have thirteen aunts

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<v Speaker 1>and uncles, and I know my my grandma went off,

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<v Speaker 1>she popped off, go off, she popped in, popped out.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was like my family's hell of superstitious, very superstitious.

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<v Speaker 1>And every time every New Year's came around, it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let your brother walk in the house first. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>and walk in the house first. My grandma hated my grandfather.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, he's not allowed to pass the first step,

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed first past the first step. She kicked him out.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, don't let him in. But on New Year's

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<v Speaker 1>that was the one day he could come back. Was

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<v Speaker 1>the walk in and then walk right back out. Because

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like it's a good luck charm, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess to have a man walk in for so was

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<v Speaker 1>he a man walks in before every woman, or just

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<v Speaker 1>like happy New Year, and then what if you celebrate

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's inside the house? Yeah, that was the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the thing. My grandpa. She would stay in

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<v Speaker 1>that house until my grandfather would come in. This was

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<v Speaker 1>also we had like I had like seven or eight uncles,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're like if all of them were out on

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's, all of them had to be out. My

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<v Speaker 1>grandma would wait. She would just wait, and in theory,

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<v Speaker 1>a woman comes to the door and she says, get

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<v Speaker 1>your ass out of here, turned that ass back and

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<v Speaker 1>around legit. My mom would make me stay. We my

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<v Speaker 1>mom didn't drive, and me and my mom would wait

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<v Speaker 1>outside and mccolda New Year Holy ship. And so my

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<v Speaker 1>brother came back from whatever function he was at, just

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<v Speaker 1>not celebrating New Year's because your grandma didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be cursed. It was it was a superstition. And I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely was like, oh, maybe just like all black families

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<v Speaker 1>do it, but clearly here about it. I never even

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<v Speaker 1>I never even what, man, I have so many questions

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<v Speaker 1>answer them. I'm here. Firstly about your grandfather. He seems

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<v Speaker 1>like he's like, yeah, yeah, you can leave me but

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<v Speaker 1>you still don't call me all New Year, everything New Year.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold up, here come Fernice needing stuff from your boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I, oh my god, I wish my mom

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<v Speaker 1>was going to tell the story because it's just so

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<v Speaker 1>funny of her being like like she would scream, she'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, don't you step past that step every day?

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<v Speaker 1>Every day, but on New Year's he could come in

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<v Speaker 1>the house, Wenna, turn his ass right back out, right

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<v Speaker 1>back out. Man. That's great because I think if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a lifelong bachelor, you should at least

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<v Speaker 1>also have thirteen kids. I do feel that way. I

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<v Speaker 1>do feel that way in my heart because like you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, it's like the best of both worlds,

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<v Speaker 1>is it? It's not the worst that I guess. I

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<v Speaker 1>assume if he had thirteen, he didn't stop He wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>stopping practice. This is not about your grandfather. This is

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<v Speaker 1>about this is I could go on for hours about

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<v Speaker 1>that innovator David wants men be as Mentee. Hey, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>call him up. I'll call him up right now. Ask

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<v Speaker 1>him if he's looking for an apprentice, then how did

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<v Speaker 1>you do it? How did you do that? How would

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<v Speaker 1>you get to go back in the house. How did

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<v Speaker 1>you did you ever stop? I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever stopped. He was wild, he was wild. He was

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<v Speaker 1>always the one that was like drinking around the block. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't about my grandfather. Yeah, this is not about

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<v Speaker 1>that is another episode which I cannot wait for. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my question. Did she ever? Did she ever put

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<v Speaker 1>a spec specificity to it, like was she ever like

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<v Speaker 1>a man has to walk in the house, otherwise it's

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<v Speaker 1>ten years of bad luck or otherwise none of the

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<v Speaker 1>women could ever get pregnant or otherwise, like like was

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<v Speaker 1>there ever? Like was there ever like a consequence given

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<v Speaker 1>you think you think right, but like if you asked,

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<v Speaker 1>you got hit. So it was like a thing that

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<v Speaker 1>we just never asked. It was like my yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like that's also what your tradition and to ask, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just when you don't want to give an answer. And

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<v Speaker 1>it could have been anything. I would have taken anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been like, Oh, you're gonna your car's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna leak oil, you're gonna break an ankle, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do something. No, Like as soon as I asked, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like hit upside the head. So I just stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask another question? Yeah, go ahead. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>as far as you know about this tradition? Was this

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<v Speaker 1>Memphis wide or was this a family specific tradition? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good question. Was like when other people on

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<v Speaker 1>the block looking out their window and like, look at

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<v Speaker 1>these crazy as ladies standing out on the yard or

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<v Speaker 1>what they like? No, this makes sense. We're all waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for our men to come home. Yeah, that's where ladies belong.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's no mann. That to sound as as sad

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<v Speaker 1>as it came out. I liked it. No, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good question because it was like the way my our

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood was set up was it was my agad. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not about my grandfather. It was my It was

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<v Speaker 1>my grandma's house, and then the cross street was my grandpa,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was a bunch of it was across

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<v Speaker 1>the street. Okay, ye, the Jersey and the raftors. What's

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<v Speaker 1>his name? And he didn't buy the milk and he

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<v Speaker 1>got to just watch the cow get milked across the street.

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<v Speaker 1>That's if his name was like rooster, I'm gonna shut

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<v Speaker 1>this computer off. Here's Jamal, But we called him Junior.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't call him junior, but they called him junior,

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<v Speaker 1>Grandpa Grandpa, Grandpa Junior. Were you on the streets? Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you walk up the steps? Because it's decem the rules, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the rules. I wait till January. Also, does

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<v Speaker 1>he like hit at midnight? It must have, but I okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So going back to the original question, I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see other people doing it, but it was That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's an interesting question because it was like I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see other people doing it, but every offspring did it,

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<v Speaker 1>every cousin did it. Everybody. Yeah, So it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not just your grandma's house, it's all the houses. And

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<v Speaker 1>were you at I assume you're a very young person

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<v Speaker 1>at this time when this is your first being introduced

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<v Speaker 1>to this. Are you bought in? Do you believe in

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<v Speaker 1>this ship? Are you like these crazy as motherfucker's I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to leave Memphis and pursue real dreams. Make

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<v Speaker 1>me stand out here waiting for him. He's never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>show up. Also the Hollywood and spit on y'all door

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<v Speaker 1>whenever I want, I can enter. First, I got men

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<v Speaker 1>coming and going. Look give me a grandpa. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a ship I didn't. The thing was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think the same kind of sort of situation just goes

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<v Speaker 1>to like superstitions or even like religion, where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was raised on this, and it's stuck with me

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<v Speaker 1>forever that I didn't really think about it, and to

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<v Speaker 1>this day, I still kind of do it, and oh

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<v Speaker 1>I try. I like I thought about it because like

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm not with someone, or like if I like

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<v Speaker 1>go out on New Year's party, it up, bring a

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<v Speaker 1>guy home, I'm always like, you know what, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to check the mail. Why don't you go upstairs first?

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<v Speaker 1>I like speaking in there because I'm just like, what

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<v Speaker 1>if what if something bad happened that would make me

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<v Speaker 1>think something bad? I would think I was gonna get wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, I guess I'm playing the game. If

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<v Speaker 1>you went to her house and then she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just go inside, I'm down here checking the man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love something in my car. I've listened to enough

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<v Speaker 1>CARDI B to know what that trick is. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't going inside. I'm fear itself. So no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>stuck with me for sure. I held ad do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hate that I do it, but I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm just my family think embedded this superstition into me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now where I'm like, I mean, is it wrong to

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<v Speaker 1>not do it? Like to just like actively do it

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<v Speaker 1>just in case? Here's here's another question. Where is your

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<v Speaker 1>grandma from Memphis? Life long Mississippi? So this came with

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<v Speaker 1>it from Mississippi? And then secondly, did your grandpa King

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<v Speaker 1>as he was, believe it as well? You love him?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan. Yeah, you got right to. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the only one I like his whole get down. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call my mom after this and be like, they

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<v Speaker 1>actually like Grandpa and she's back. Turns out we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to the granddaughter of a hero today. Jessica's fine, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's got sucking black bus aldron at her house. Though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna with him. I don't want it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want it. He said, did my grandpa? Did my grandpa

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<v Speaker 1>also follow it? I know he followed it, but did

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<v Speaker 1>he believe it or was He just like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>what's your grandma's name, Lorraine. He's like, I'm just doing

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<v Speaker 1>this for Lorraine honestly, because she still she still loves me.

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<v Speaker 1>Temper Nah. He was afraid of her. She she was perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>She was everything and what I want women with their

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<v Speaker 1>kids with a woman I'm afraid of. Yeah, life, the

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<v Speaker 1>life Jr. But so he but he didn't, he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it. He had no. I don't know, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he did. I don't think he it

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<v Speaker 1>because my grandma could scare anything. She was like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do it, and you're gonna enjoy doing it. And

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<v Speaker 1>also like my dad, my grandpa was just like a

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<v Speaker 1>wild one. Like you guys, already you're theorizing, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>theorizing right like he was having his own party across

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<v Speaker 1>the street. She saw it, she said, she said, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell is that? They were right next door to

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<v Speaker 1>each other. I remember I'd be like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>Grandpa's and I just walk across the street, walking across

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<v Speaker 1>the street. But either the best or the worst life

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<v Speaker 1>that they've set up for themselves of just living across

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<v Speaker 1>the street from a man who got you pregnant a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of times, that's nuts. And my grandma hated him.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, you have to leave this house

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<v Speaker 1>and look at him every day? Why would you? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you allow this? And she was just like whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>He whatever the funk he wants to do, he can do.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet she wasn't looking at him. He was in

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<v Speaker 1>the bay, he was in the basement making gin whatever

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the cool cool hobbies. I'm sure he had p

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<v Speaker 1>kuckle Champion. I'm not eve gonna get into his hobby.

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<v Speaker 1>Was good sounds importing him. Okay, let me let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you this before we go to break. So, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying you, while you won't openly admit that you're

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<v Speaker 1>like fully invested in it, your actions are telling us

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<v Speaker 1>that you're fully invested in it, beyond beyond your current

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<v Speaker 1>know how whatever the fuck you you've evolved past this space.

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<v Speaker 1>But some of that still cooked into you. Are are

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<v Speaker 1>you bought into every superstition that your family uh sold you?

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<v Speaker 1>Or are there some that you're like, absolutely not, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a reasonable gal. Some there's some that are like ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 1>Like my grandma believed like cats steal your soul. That's true,

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<v Speaker 1>but like that fact, yeah, we did some research on that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually goddamn rest in peace, damn in the then um.

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<v Speaker 1>But then there's stuff like you don't point at a cemetery,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't point a cemetery. My grandma was really big

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<v Speaker 1>about that. And this goes from my aunts too, really

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<v Speaker 1>big about opening that damn umbrella in the house. You

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<v Speaker 1>do that outside my I remember my aunt like literally

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<v Speaker 1>like a Heinzman stiff armed me for a penny on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground ones a couple of times. Yeah yeah it's up. Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, yeah, yeah, well yeah, oh so it makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense what the hell is going on? But yeah, those

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<v Speaker 1>things stuck with me so hard that I just kinda

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<v Speaker 1>got beat into me. I will say that you did

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily say which one of those you are or

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<v Speaker 1>which ones of those you are and are not bought into.

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<v Speaker 1>You merely told us more crazy stuff, but you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>admit to us whether or not you do in fact

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<v Speaker 1>believe in in some of these weird things. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>in the point of the graveyard. I never do it.

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<v Speaker 1>If someone did it around me, I probably smacked their

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<v Speaker 1>hand a little bit. I'd be like the cat one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I have a cat walking in our New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's I do believe in God. It's so weird. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm I'm like, I just don't want bad luck.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it gets to the point where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already have a lot of bad luck. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want anymore, like no bad luck, but you can have

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<v Speaker 1>my soul, kitty cat, this is yours. Come on in, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>come on in, sit on down, suck my soul, which

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like something your granddaddy would say. Getting out of

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<v Speaker 1>here for this man. I don't know why, but I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like he could DJ. I bet it's a good playlist.

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<v Speaker 1>You try you go by DJ Nins intends you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, like you like, He's like, I'm way

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<v Speaker 1>better than once and two. So it's like, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>big dog. Whatever you say to be the only people

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<v Speaker 1>at that party at that house, I don't think. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a lot of ladies in that neighborhood. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more.

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<v Speaker 1>Chest said more. My mama told me someone getting this

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<v Speaker 1>chickaboo await from me, Welcome, Welcome back to another phenomenal episode.

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<v Speaker 1>And my mama told me, where we are discussing the

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<v Speaker 1>validity of the conspiracy, that after midnight, men folks need

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<v Speaker 1>to walk in the house first. I love the way

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<v Speaker 1>you said it. It felt Yeah, it just felt like

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<v Speaker 1>you were like, I'm gonna make this a puzzle a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Yeah, I'm gonna twist the words of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the taste. That's my whole mom. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I knew. I just wish I knew what

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<v Speaker 1>the consequences were. That's what I always like. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I always with things like this. I was because the

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<v Speaker 1>consequences make me judge whether or not I think it's real.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. That was the thing that was there

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<v Speaker 1>there always just like it's bad luck, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of bad luck? I feel like I'm crazy

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<v Speaker 1>just the amount of children. I feel like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>fertility thing. I think that. I think there's a I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a lot of I think there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of luck things in general that are based around that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think, and I think that not talking out

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<v Speaker 1>of turn, I think whatever your grandma and your grandma

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<v Speaker 1>had together was working, you know what I mean. Pretty

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<v Speaker 1>fertile over there. It's like Mesopotamia. So okay, go on,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. The fertile crescent is what I'm talking about. It.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it, and uh a lot of our listeners didn't, though,

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<v Speaker 1>So thanks for clarifying. I'm glad that you took that

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<v Speaker 1>extra step. The real dumb dumbs that listen to this ship,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, damn no. I yeah, so that's what that's

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<v Speaker 1>my guess is I think it's a fertility thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's fascinating. And that's why it's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>a man like maybe it's like you. It just makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like the masculine versus feminine or something like. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I always thought it was like ahead of

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<v Speaker 1>the household kind of thing. Whoever brings the money, whoever

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<v Speaker 1>brings the goodies, Like I just assumed it was like

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<v Speaker 1>just the breadmaker. And I mean, yeah, it was. It's

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating that that you guys say this, because I I

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<v Speaker 1>felt this as I was researching it, that there weren't

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of satisfying answers about the male nous of

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<v Speaker 1>it all that like they did say and and let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's unpack some of this just right from the beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>that this premise of walking through the house first on

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's that's a man is a thing called first footing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's there's an actual like phrase for it called first footing.

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<v Speaker 1>And the basic premises that the first person who inserts

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<v Speaker 1>the house after the stroke of midnight will strongly influence

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<v Speaker 1>the year you're going to have. Right, So it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>if in theory you wanted to be they said, a

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<v Speaker 1>very tall, very handsome, dark haired man is meant to

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<v Speaker 1>offer goodness for your future where which he'll never tell.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll never tell, gentleman, never done about Lettie. Ain't light skin,

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<v Speaker 1>but it will never tell. Oh my god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you want this, you want this? Uh, you

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<v Speaker 1>want this tall, handsome, dark haired man to influence your

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<v Speaker 1>year in a positive way, which, frankly does sound a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit like BORI to your point, some version of fertility. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You want some handsome, handsome dude to come in you

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<v Speaker 1>so he makes a handsome baby for you, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least virility, right, mm hmm. Like was he tall? I

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<v Speaker 1>I know it. I don't want to tell you because

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he's so dull. Shoulders he got shoulders, drum jaw,

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<v Speaker 1>I hear it. No, what is this? What is it

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<v Speaker 1>to you? How handsome is your grandpa? I guess he's fine. No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he is tall. I don't know, like six six because

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<v Speaker 1>I was a child. He passed later, but like he's tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Every one of my family is pretty tall. He's over

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<v Speaker 1>six some. But he was very very He was really

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<v Speaker 1>really dark skinned. He had a perfectly shaped afro because

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<v Speaker 1>that's just what he always did. I think he actually

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<v Speaker 1>had like glasses like mine for a long time. And

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<v Speaker 1>he just strolled through that neighborhood drinking all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's what you did in that neighborhood. You

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of got like a six pack and just

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<v Speaker 1>walked around and drank it. But that's interesting that it

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<v Speaker 1>had to be that handsome person. I didn't think. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also really interesting because they go on to say that

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<v Speaker 1>blonde or redheaded men passing through the threshold is bad luck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's in my regular that's my day to day though.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't come in my house. I'm come in my house, redheaded.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep that freak top out of here. Get cover top,

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<v Speaker 1>freak get out. Damn. Why are they even fighting? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are they showing up? Some he even brought him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some some person who thought I was more tolerant. Say,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a Christian house. We've got principles. If if redead,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, if in the red and comes to

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<v Speaker 1>your house, make sure he keeps his shoes on. That's

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Tell me what, right, Yeah, you don't wanna.

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to know what's out there touching your stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like crossing the streams and Ghostbusters. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta you don't want to know what's gonna happen. It

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<v Speaker 1>could be it could be anything bad. That's a recipe

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<v Speaker 1>for disaster, and so blonde and Redhead apparently was bad

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<v Speaker 1>luck at a certain time. This is also interesting. A

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<v Speaker 1>woman crossing the threshold was like the greatest sin that

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<v Speaker 1>could could possibly happen, which feels like patriarchy doing what

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<v Speaker 1>you know patriarchy has continuously done for generations. It's exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>it's exciting. We haven't changed. I wanna, I want, I

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<v Speaker 1>want full disclosure. I would always rather a woman crossed

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<v Speaker 1>my threshold than a redhead, every day until the day

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<v Speaker 1>I die, which tells you how crazy people. The ones

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<v Speaker 1>that believe this fucking believe this because they were looking

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<v Speaker 1>at at Redhead and women standing out there and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, bitch, get in the yard, nice redhead man,

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<v Speaker 1>your first. You're not gonna sunk up my nineteen sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I still grow crops, bitch, get the funk away from

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<v Speaker 1>my door. You they're ready, you come in, you go away?

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<v Speaker 1>You pushing them out? God damn, that is the woman

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<v Speaker 1>one though, the woman party. Like it was like the

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<v Speaker 1>old Mitsen. I ran. I ran through the house. Once

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I ran through, I ran through the house once I

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<v Speaker 1>was in kindergarten. I remember this. I remember this so clearly.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in kindergarten, went to my aunt's house New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's Day, my birthdays January t so like she always

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<v Speaker 1>gets my presence around, like end of December, January keeps

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 1>some from Christmas. So I was like really excited. I

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<v Speaker 1>was sprinting. I didn't even hear them screaming. They were screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>and we lived in an apartment complex, so everyone could

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<v Speaker 1>hear you, and my aunt's loud as hell. I opened

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 1>that door and ran in. I remember she tried to

0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>yank me so quick, but I got in and it

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:21.000
<v Speaker 1>was like I just remember my mom and her screaming

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:23.160
<v Speaker 1>like a screaming match at each other about it. And

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 1>that's how serious it was. And that's why it stuck

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>with me so hard, because I was like I didn't

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:29.280
<v Speaker 1>know it was that big and like my brother's not

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 1>even like my brother was still like coming from the car.

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, we're just gonna wait for him,

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, you're you're being a little mischievous and also

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 1>a little bit uh reasonable in that you're like, hey,

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not just gonna stand outside simply because y'all told

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 1>me to and for you do you remember it all

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>the screaming match? What was said? It was like my

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 1>mom being like she just didn't know, she didn't know,

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 1>she didn't know, And I am being like, what do

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you mean you didn't know? Like grandma always did this,

0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 1>And I was like and which is true? Which is bad? It?

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:02.080
<v Speaker 1>My grandma did, but I was a child and I

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 1>thought like my grandma only abided by it. This was

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 1>like the first year me going through my aunt's house

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 1>on New Year specifically, so I didn't know, and so

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like she was like, Gine, it will be fine,

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Like well, oh, another edition that we had we ate

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>black eyed peas. You have to eat black eyed peas,

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 1>and so she was like, I'll just eat her black

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:22.680
<v Speaker 1>eyed peas and my aunt was like that, wait, your

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>mom offered to eat your black eyed peas? Yeah, sort

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 1>of like a sacrificial lamp. Oh I guess, oh god,

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:32.160
<v Speaker 1>yeah she well, it was like that I was the

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>bad like I was cursed. I guess. So she was like,

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll eat her black eyed peas. She won't eat it.

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 1>It won't mix up all the bad luck. That's that's

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of beautiful. This is It feels like a Tennessee

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Williams play. Your mom almost gets neutral luck that year

0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 1>by sacrificing herself because she would have had good luck

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 1>with the black eyed peas, but then she eats your

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:58.040
<v Speaker 1>sin peas and then suddenly she's at zero with this ship. Yeah,

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:01.480
<v Speaker 1>that's a nice, that's a that's a lady. I'll tell Linda.

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:06.120
<v Speaker 1>She'll be like, thank you, thank you, but maybe don't

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>tell her our feelings are junior. But I texted her

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, can you send me pictures? We

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:15.719
<v Speaker 1>have a photo album from my oldest uncle's wedding that

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>was like this like nineteen sixty eight, and oh, oh,

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I got the photos. Looks like Ben Wallace email. Because

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you guys can see it. No, that's

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:35.440
<v Speaker 1>not good. If that ain't the most local wilk Chamberlain

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen just of a first reaction, he's perfect. Yeah, yeah,

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I guess he is giant now that I've seen that photo.

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:53.160
<v Speaker 1>A white suit, huge And that was a lot of fabric. Yeah, long,

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 1>that was a blanket. He didn't skip on the good stuff,

0:31:56.960 --> 0:32:01.720
<v Speaker 1>that man, the good fabrics. All right. I shouldn't have

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:03.760
<v Speaker 1>shot you that photo because that photo actually was pure

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 1>example of what you guys have been theorizing. He looked

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>like this entire time, the glasses, Olivia, we're gonna need

0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:11.719
<v Speaker 1>you to drop that into the chat as soon as

0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 1>it's received, while we're while we're hunting down this gorgeous,

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous man. Goddamn it, that's it baby. The cut on

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 1>that jacket he invented that. Come on, bro, he's the

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 1>first one with that cut. And he was like, hey,

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 1>put a stained glass window where my dick should be

0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 1>exactly a whole trench coat with a dick cut out.

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 1>That's new. And he said, my dick needs an archway,

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 1>go ahead. What a great picture. I'm glad that I

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 1>could send it to you. He'sa Hey, listen, the more

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>color you have, the more bitches you got. Get me

0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:03.280
<v Speaker 1>all cola you can afford. I think I don't think

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>it's a boat. I don't think it's a tie at all.

0:33:05.040 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like a exactly, that's definitely an as. Yeah,

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 1>my boy wearing an ass guy for sure, you got it.

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Babies side shops the outfit. I don't know who the

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.800
<v Speaker 1>woman is next to him, of course not you never do. Yeah.

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you don't know either. That's just a lady,

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, sha't mean nothing. I like her outfit to

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Lorraine had his heart and after that he was for

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 1>the streaks. Okay. One of the things that I'm curious

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:44.080
<v Speaker 1>to get your take on, because this is an added

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>thing that I I read but but doesn't seem to

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 1>be a part of what you're suggesting, is that they

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:53.479
<v Speaker 1>also say it's even better luck if the person comes

0:33:53.680 --> 0:33:56.800
<v Speaker 1>bearing a gift. That like, if they come with like

0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 1>some sort of even if it's like small ship, like

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, a crust of bread, they say, or like, uh,

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 1>a chunk of coal was one of the suggested that

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 1>was what Junior was a giant. Come on, my president,

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:22.000
<v Speaker 1>says my president. I'm Junior, Baby, come Junior, I'm Julius,

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 1>but you can call me Junior. Damn, my mom just

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:28.640
<v Speaker 1>keeps sending them. I'm so sorry. No, don't are you

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>kidding me? I needed a new template. My background screen

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 1>got old. I gotta I gotta up. So that's interesting.

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Right when you said that, was there a gift to

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 1>enter the door? That actually triggered something to me because

0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, ship, they're what they're My aunt

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 1>did say mentioned that one, and I remember I don't

0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 1>think we ever really did bring stuff unless it was food,

0:34:49.960 --> 0:34:52.800
<v Speaker 1>and so maybe that was the gift because that that

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:54.840
<v Speaker 1>that stuck with me a little bit. That one opened

0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>something in my head that was like, yeah, you did,

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:58.960
<v Speaker 1>because my mom was always my mom was the cook

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 1>of the family. Yeah, I think I think food. It

0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:05.080
<v Speaker 1>was something that felt that's what that crust of bread

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I think was suggesting. It's clearly written by very old timey,

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 1>very poor people, but the premise is still the same.

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Bring some food, bring something to heat the house. Whatever.

0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>That's probably and I do appreciate that as a tradition

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:24.400
<v Speaker 1>as like as far as like hard reset on the

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:27.040
<v Speaker 1>new year, I do like that we all I feel

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 1>like most people have some form of that within themselves,

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:33.880
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? You guys do something year,

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:38.880
<v Speaker 1>not just find you know now it's my wife. But

0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I I demanded a nice lady to kiss. You know.

0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:47.439
<v Speaker 1>That was that was very important to me. I will

0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:49.600
<v Speaker 1>say years that I don't think. I feel like years

0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:52.320
<v Speaker 1>that I didn't kiss a woman on New Year's weren't

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:55.800
<v Speaker 1>great years. That's trash. But one year I kissed to

0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:58.840
<v Speaker 1>deem it and I got a Comedy Central half hours.

0:35:58.840 --> 0:36:03.359
<v Speaker 1>So who knows what you gotta You gotta explain the

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:05.799
<v Speaker 1>demon part a little bit. It can just be. Then

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I got my half hour. She was all right, I

0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 1>don't really want to get into it. We don't have to.

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 1>I sent Olivia more photos to show you because my

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 1>grandma was also good. She was also tall as hell.

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:24.560
<v Speaker 1>So I say you just so I believe that I listen.

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I in no way think less of your

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:34.840
<v Speaker 1>grandma for falling for Junior's charm. He's amazing. I get it, Lorraine.

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 1>So this is an extra part of it for you.

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm curious also to hear about your thoughts on this.

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 1>There were additional, more specific things that that they sort

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.480
<v Speaker 1>of got into with these first footers. That number one.

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Another term for the first putter, apparently is is a

0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:55.880
<v Speaker 1>lucky bird, which feels very accurate to the man that

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about. The power apparently is made less effective

0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:02.440
<v Speaker 1>if they we walk through the door. They have to

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:06.080
<v Speaker 1>be invited in. Is another additional part of it that

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like you're meant to knock on the door and then

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 1>open the door inviting them in, thus making it more

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 1>of a sound sort of transaction. Additionally, and it doesn't

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:19.319
<v Speaker 1>sound like your family did this, at least in some

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:22.240
<v Speaker 1>of what I read. They're not meant to walk through

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:25.839
<v Speaker 1>the same or walk out the same entrance that they

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 1>came in on. That like you walk in, you walk

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 1>through the house, and you leave immediately. And it sounds

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:34.799
<v Speaker 1>like your grandma did believe in this part, because they're

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 1>not supposed to like keep hanging out and like chilling

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 1>and ship you bring in somebody, they do the work

0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 1>and then they get the funk out and go about

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 1>their business. That's why was perfect, and it was perfect

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 1>for that Grandma did it correctly. They were supposed to

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:52.920
<v Speaker 1>go back out the same door. No, they apparently are

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:55.399
<v Speaker 1>meant to exit out of a door that they did

0:37:55.400 --> 0:38:00.160
<v Speaker 1>not come in in an apartment that is not these

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 1>people's problems. How do I think that I called that

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 1>the Santa Claus theory. You just gotta believe. I guess

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:10.560
<v Speaker 1>you could come in. I guess I'll put it on

0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:14.840
<v Speaker 1>the on the balcony and there's a there's a fire escape.

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:18.799
<v Speaker 1>He knows his way down, yam. So we just don't

0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 1>have good luck if this is right, because we've been

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 1>doing it wrong. Well, it sounds like there it's sort

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:27.600
<v Speaker 1>of a little bit scaled right, that like the best

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>version of good luck would be doing all of these

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 1>things correctly, and that it scales down depending on the

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:38.280
<v Speaker 1>parts that you do or don't do based on your circumstances.

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.879
<v Speaker 1>Here's another question in your research. Did that didn't give

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 1>you origins at all? Origins in terms of like where

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 1>this came from? Original? Uh? Not really. It seems like,

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just based off of it feels like some

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 1>old like English ship. If I were to guess like it,

0:38:57.040 --> 0:39:00.359
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. It doesn't feel like it's like, you know,

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 1>some of the things that I were reading I was

0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 1>reading about her like Spanish born or Colombian born. I

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 1>don't think it's that ship. This feels like said, don't

0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>let a Colombian born walk through your house. No, no, no,

0:39:13.200 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 1>when Yeah, Well, and who who would disagree? Shakira is

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>going to jail. She steals apparently this this is all

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be careful around my breath away. Had you

0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:35.800
<v Speaker 1>not heard that that? I didn't know at all. Yeah, Jaquira,

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that she officially is going to jail.

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:41.759
<v Speaker 1>But Shaquira is in weird, big trouble for like some

0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:48.120
<v Speaker 1>financial crimes like Krypto. I don't think it was crypto related.

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it was something closer to tax evasion. But

0:39:50.960 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>it's Columbia. Everybody kind of a vague peck, Yeah what everybody? Yeah,

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>see Olivia saying it is tax evasion, that that she's

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>in big trouble for my girl. Yeah, it hired me

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:11.319
<v Speaker 1>to be your accountant. Actually would have stole from us?

0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Or maybe not? I say, are you that your thing?

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Are you secretly doing people's accounts? No? Absolutely not unless

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:21.759
<v Speaker 1>they need me to, unless you want me to. If

0:40:21.760 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 1>you got a lot of money, called me up. I

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:28.600
<v Speaker 1>guess she just said she still don't play it bad

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 1>post post help me leave me. Here's my favorite part

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 1>of how specific some of these things get is, at

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:42.880
<v Speaker 1>one point I read something that said that for the

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:46.319
<v Speaker 1>first footers, they must not be cross side or have

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:49.839
<v Speaker 1>flat feet or eyebrows that meet in the middle. No,

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, say it again. You said don't cross,

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 1>no cross eye, no flat feet, and no no unibrows,

0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 1>no eyebrows that meet in the middle, all recessive genetic traits. Yeah,

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 1>don't let me get away with that. I made that up.

0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I believe you know. It was liberally confidence. That's that's

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:24.799
<v Speaker 1>the key. That's the key, that's the key. That's interesting.

0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:27.600
<v Speaker 1>So you're supposed to stop someone that has a unibrow.

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Whoa yeah, Jake, you know, goddamn one. You're doing the

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:41.239
<v Speaker 1>big planning meeting for the Like somebody's like, what if

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Jake could do it this year? You're like, fuck you,

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:50.240
<v Speaker 1>fuck you. You know, his eyes across, crossside, flat footed, bitch,

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:57.919
<v Speaker 1>take that flat feet and get the funk out of here. God. Also,

0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing just checking people's feet, just looking?

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.040
<v Speaker 1>That's a hard one to tell. Yeah, I think they're

0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:05.600
<v Speaker 1>just they're guessing. They're like, you don't have the confidence

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 1>of correct arches. Yeah, I think that you could be

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:12.920
<v Speaker 1>confident without correct arches. Listen, I have I have extremely

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 1>flat feet like confidence. Yeah, I think I think it

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:21.480
<v Speaker 1>took something out of me. That's what I'm saying. I

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:23.960
<v Speaker 1>never would have thought that about you. Yeah, now my

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 1>feet are fucking boards mine too, but mine are huge

0:42:29.239 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>ten and a half. It's not even. Yeah, I'm I'm

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:35.359
<v Speaker 1>walking on I'm walking on legos. You know what I mean.

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even it's just short and and flat. Interesting.

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. I'm sorry. Yeah, you know I

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:48.399
<v Speaker 1>can walk I can't walk through. So we all can't

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:51.360
<v Speaker 1>walk through the house. First, technically you're a woman. I can't. No,

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:53.799
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't walk through the house. Yeah, you

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>can walk through that. Well, it's a no flat feet.

0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 1>You can said you have flat feet. Oh well, but

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 1>that's for the Colombians. No, that's for everybody. That's for

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:08.759
<v Speaker 1>everybody according to this conspiracy theory, no cross eyes, no

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 1>flat feet. I do have more thoughtics though. Okay, this

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 1>is also a podcast for for board to get for

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:23.320
<v Speaker 1>board to get booties. So he got to say ladies

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:27.399
<v Speaker 1>every once in a while. Lord, what if you had

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:29.359
<v Speaker 1>a universe on your shaved just so you could you can,

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:31.399
<v Speaker 1>like you can trick your way into it. That's that's

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 1>what I worry about. Well, yeah, I think I think

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:36.719
<v Speaker 1>the argument would be that you know you're cursed, and

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.840
<v Speaker 1>God knows your cursed, and and just removing it physically

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:47.359
<v Speaker 1>does not remove said curse. God, Well you've given up,

0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:50.759
<v Speaker 1>You're like, well, all right, it sounds like I can't

0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 1>walk through the house anyway. I don't know why I'm

0:43:52.280 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 1>trying to fight to go in that house first. Yeah,

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:59.359
<v Speaker 1>you already proved it, you already. This last part does

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 1>feel very much like one person with a bad experience

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:06.200
<v Speaker 1>being like that nig is ugly to me, and I'm

0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna write down everything about him that I don't like

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:13.320
<v Speaker 1>and make it. Yeah. The other one is that his

0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 1>name Campi Orlando. Yeah, it's like, all right, Nick, who

0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:21.280
<v Speaker 1>hurt you? And why? Why is? Why is his name Orlando?

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I like that they take their anger out on going

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:26.880
<v Speaker 1>to Wikipedia and just editing just one that one family

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 1>in memphisendense. He follows there's one family of thirty. Yeah, O, God,

0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:36.440
<v Speaker 1>they tricked us, They tricked us. Well, we're gonna take more,

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.879
<v Speaker 1>more break, We'll be back with more Chestera Clintons and more.

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 1>My MoMA told man, welcome back to my mom and

0:44:52.600 --> 0:44:57.359
<v Speaker 1>told me the podcast where we have decided no Dominicans,

0:44:57.360 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 1>no cross side, no flat, you know, dirty footage, Ginger's

0:45:02.520 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 1>in your house. After New Year's you started with Dominicans.

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like, whoa, what do we decide? And then

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 1>and then you clarified. I was like, oh, thank god,

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 1>we're still in the bid. I thought I thought you

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:19.799
<v Speaker 1>had gone rogue. And we decided no Dominicans, and then

0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:25.359
<v Speaker 1>just that was the end of the conversation. It just

0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:30.440
<v Speaker 1>shake me a little bit. Man, Boy boy really made

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:33.760
<v Speaker 1>a choice here. I made a lot of groundbreaking choices

0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:37.440
<v Speaker 1>on this podcast. Uh, you know, I expect to be

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 1>a political prisoner soon. I'm gonna be the d R

0:45:41.760 --> 0:45:44.400
<v Speaker 1>S Brittany ground. Oh man, you're gonna be in the

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:50.319
<v Speaker 1>d R HAP enjoying a cut rate discounted BBL. That's

0:45:50.320 --> 0:45:53.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna keep me when I'm trying to come back. They're

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:56.279
<v Speaker 1>just gonna keep b b L e U and Blulia

0:45:56.400 --> 0:45:58.680
<v Speaker 1>look good. You look good. You look good behind the bar,

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:02.680
<v Speaker 1>look good, look like the fanman Cavo, I'm gonna look crazy.

0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen his body? It looks nuts. Just b

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>BL and you and Mabe you smoke hooka, You're gonna

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 1>be sucking. You're gonna look weird. And your lungs will

0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:23.440
<v Speaker 1>be purple. It's gonna be fucking crazy. I will be

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 1>snatched though, You'll be snatched. No, lie that way still be.

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Where where they taking? Where are they taking? Is there's

0:46:32.200 --> 0:46:35.640
<v Speaker 1>some kind of graveyard? I don't understand where where are

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:40.680
<v Speaker 1>all the Sorry, keep going the nucas isn't about this,

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 1>isn't about me getting BBL to death in the Dominican Republic.

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:48.680
<v Speaker 1>The premise for my new short film, I don't want

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:52.640
<v Speaker 1>to start a conspiracy that there's more BBL waste than

0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 1>the oceans and plastics whales you're getting to just get it.

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:06.239
<v Speaker 1>It's just loose tummy fat just floating around, poisoning turtles

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:12.799
<v Speaker 1>and ship. Genuinely might be the funniest thing I've ever

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.359
<v Speaker 1>We're worried about these oil spills. You need to be

0:47:18.400 --> 0:47:22.680
<v Speaker 1>worried about these booty spills. The spills they just have.

0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:26.720
<v Speaker 1>They just have some thick lady do a commercial being like, ladies,

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:29.759
<v Speaker 1>stop dumping your your tummy fats in the oceans. Weird

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:36.239
<v Speaker 1>And they're just like I was, like governed in a

0:47:36.239 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 1>little and a little belly button, a little wet belly. Buddy,

0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:51.400
<v Speaker 1>LANs Port Goose, Save our oceans, Our oceans, Save our oceans.

0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:55.880
<v Speaker 1>All right, this did get me thinking, I don't know

0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.480
<v Speaker 1>how we go back to being professionals after this professional

0:47:59.560 --> 0:48:02.880
<v Speaker 1>before we weren't. You're right, well I'm mistaken, But but

0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:05.960
<v Speaker 1>this did give me thinking about other New Year's based

0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:10.080
<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theories, right, Like, this is not an isolated one,

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:12.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'm curious just to to run down a list

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:16.319
<v Speaker 1>with y'all of other sort of New Year's based conspiracy

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 1>theories and get your takes, whether or not. And Jessica,

0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:21.520
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you're a bit of a superstitious person.

0:48:22.280 --> 0:48:24.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm curious to know if any of these are something

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:27.080
<v Speaker 1>you either believe or would buy into now that you

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:30.760
<v Speaker 1>hear them. All Right, So the first that I thought

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:35.280
<v Speaker 1>was really exciting. There's one called eat twelve Grapes that basically,

0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 1>at midnight you are meant to eat twelve grapes, no more,

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:41.680
<v Speaker 1>no less, And apparently the grapes are meant to represent

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:44.240
<v Speaker 1>the months of the year, and by eating all twelve

0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:47.480
<v Speaker 1>you're setting yourself up for good luck. I think this

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 1>one is Italian nonsense. Oh this pretty close Spain, Spain.

0:48:56.320 --> 0:49:04.319
<v Speaker 1>The Italians tell you of the West. Does it matter

0:49:04.400 --> 0:49:07.640
<v Speaker 1>what color. And they didn't say they weren't. Like, hey,

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:12.240
<v Speaker 1>and don't eat those nasty purple grapes. You got the purple.

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:19.640
<v Speaker 1>The purples are the best ones. That's what I was saying. Guys,

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>let's all just He's into being honest with ourselves. The

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:29.160
<v Speaker 1>green grapes are are the heroes in this story. Never listen, listen.

0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 1>The California Raisins are backup singers. They are not the

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:38.319
<v Speaker 1>stars of the show. Baby. I think we all know it. Oh,

0:49:39.239 --> 0:49:42.680
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, that was not hearing That was not

0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:44.839
<v Speaker 1>hearing that I was not here for. I wasn't hear it.

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:48.640
<v Speaker 1>That was that was insane, all right? What they wasn't

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:51.200
<v Speaker 1>one of them voiced by Rache Arnold's you talk like that?

0:49:51.800 --> 0:49:55.879
<v Speaker 1>Was it? Is that true? I was about to say,

0:49:55.880 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I find it very hard to believe that Rachel it

0:50:01.280 --> 0:50:05.800
<v Speaker 1>took time out of his very busy career voice one

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:10.360
<v Speaker 1>of four California Raisins. The California Raisins were pretty big.

0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:12.759
<v Speaker 1>So did you guys not think the California Raisins one

0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 1>of them was Ray Charles. I don't think I think

0:50:15.239 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>they had sunglasses. I don't think I ever thought that

0:50:17.680 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 1>they were specifically Ray Charles. That's weird to be like

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 1>the black man with sunglasses California Raisins Ray Charles in

0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 1>the California Raisins on YouTube. Yeah, but that's does that

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:32.960
<v Speaker 1>mean that he is or does that mean he did

0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:36.920
<v Speaker 1>a collaboration with them? Did? But he's also Ray Charles

0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:42.359
<v Speaker 1>was Clay. You're saying, oh, oh, he wasn't a raisin though,

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:44.640
<v Speaker 1>that's where I think that that must be where I

0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 1>got it. Okay, all right, so it wasn't completely off

0:50:47.680 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 1>base and it had some interesting but anyways, Yeah, no,

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that one. I would do it. It's

0:50:53.719 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>not hard to eat twelve grapes. Actually, I don't think

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.879
<v Speaker 1>I can stop myself at twelve. But that's hard. That's

0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the problem. That's where they're challenging you. And yeah, and

0:51:04.040 --> 0:51:07.000
<v Speaker 1>you're like, no, I need I need about thirty four

0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:11.360
<v Speaker 1>more grapes and make them and make them fat and purple.

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:16.839
<v Speaker 1>I eat those green ones. I can't do it. Wait,

0:51:17.440 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 1>this is not much. I believe in the green. I

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:21.799
<v Speaker 1>I will not buy the green if they're not the

0:51:21.880 --> 0:51:24.760
<v Speaker 1>right kind of sour. I'll wait for the sour season.

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard the terms sour grapes. Yeah, that

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 1>sounds fucking dope. While we complaintive you really are, you

0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:39.919
<v Speaker 1>really are built like a super villain to your core. Yeah, man,

0:51:40.080 --> 0:51:42.319
<v Speaker 1>deep inside of me, I'm a bad guy. I know

0:51:42.440 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 1>it's really true. You just want to eat grapes. You

0:51:46.640 --> 0:51:49.200
<v Speaker 1>want to eat sour grapes to drink cold mountain dew

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:59.520
<v Speaker 1>and watch the world burn. Baby, all right, I'm for it. Yeah, Okay,

0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:02.920
<v Speaker 1>so it sounds like Jessica, you're brought into the twelve Grapes,

0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:07.960
<v Speaker 1>You're not probably committed to applying this to next year's celebrations.

0:52:08.360 --> 0:52:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Fill up your cupboards is the next one. Apparently it's

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:16.120
<v Speaker 1>bad luck to start your year with empty cupboards. That like,

0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:19.320
<v Speaker 1>you can't have no food in your pantry and ship,

0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:24.319
<v Speaker 1>because then it's bad luck that I get that. Just

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 1>trying to like a level of like you should buy

0:52:27.280 --> 0:52:30.560
<v Speaker 1>some fucking macaroni man, Like, Yeah, they're just gonna sit

0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:32.799
<v Speaker 1>in the back of your cupboard, but at least it's

0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:36.840
<v Speaker 1>not empty. Yeah, and also not for nothing. As somebody

0:52:36.840 --> 0:52:39.319
<v Speaker 1>who gets real fucked up on New Year's a lot

0:52:39.360 --> 0:52:41.719
<v Speaker 1>of times you need a snack at the end of

0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 1>the night. You need a little some extra to eat

0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:46.560
<v Speaker 1>and if you ain't got no food, that's bad. That's

0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 1>a bad start to a year. Yeah, that's a good point.

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:53.200
<v Speaker 1>You should get some Totina's party pizzas, come on whatever

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 1>whatever you need. I guess those are Yeah, I was like,

0:52:56.760 --> 0:52:59.120
<v Speaker 1>those are in the covering. They can't be if you

0:52:59.280 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 1>like them weird. They could be really like that. I don't.

0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to be supportive of my friend. He support.

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:16.520
<v Speaker 1>The next one is don't clean your house. You should

0:53:16.520 --> 0:53:19.839
<v Speaker 1>not clean your house on New Year's because you are

0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:24.319
<v Speaker 1>essentially washing away the good luck that you've gathered. So

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I always say, because it's like if you hosted the party,

0:53:27.200 --> 0:53:29.719
<v Speaker 1>if you hosted the part, you're just gonna leave it

0:53:29.760 --> 0:53:34.320
<v Speaker 1>like that for you gotta leave it nasty. No, you're not.

0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:36.839
<v Speaker 1>You're not bought into that one. You're wash away all

0:53:36.880 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>that good luck. What is what's left after you? Even

0:53:42.000 --> 0:53:44.239
<v Speaker 1>like what's left over after christ? A New Year's party?

0:53:44.360 --> 0:53:53.240
<v Speaker 1>A bunch of fluid? Everyone's fluid? What part you party

0:53:53.280 --> 0:54:01.880
<v Speaker 1>hard years? Huh? I it ain't a party if it

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:07.960
<v Speaker 1>ain't wet. You know where's the line? Yeah? Is it

0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:09.880
<v Speaker 1>New Year's if you didn't have to bring a towel.

0:54:16.400 --> 0:54:19.880
<v Speaker 1>So the the next one is uh, and you you

0:54:19.960 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 1>actually talked about this already. Jessica is eating cola greens

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:28.880
<v Speaker 1>or black eyed peas apparently is good luck niggas. Uh.

0:54:28.920 --> 0:54:33.480
<v Speaker 1>This one apparently is connected back to slavery and the

0:54:33.680 --> 0:54:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Civil War, where people considered like super lucky to have

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:41.440
<v Speaker 1>a meal of black eyed peas because they were hardy

0:54:41.480 --> 0:54:44.319
<v Speaker 1>and filled you up and so too, it helped them

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 1>survive the winter and ship and so subsequently we carried

0:54:48.120 --> 0:54:52.960
<v Speaker 1>on this tradition presuming that black eyed peas remained hearty, healthy,

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:56.400
<v Speaker 1>good luck for us moving forward. And that's exactly what

0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:59.440
<v Speaker 1>my mom told me. She was like it was because

0:54:59.440 --> 0:55:01.279
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, we were giving our slaves. We

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 1>were giving the leftovers of everything, so we kind of yeah,

0:55:05.320 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 1>but if you got like leftovers, that was just like

0:55:07.800 --> 0:55:10.840
<v Speaker 1>a chewed up bones. It's like, oh, I ain't don't

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:13.520
<v Speaker 1>that's gonna fill your boy up. But if you got

0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:20.279
<v Speaker 1>some black eyed bees, oh oh we eating good tonight. Yeah,

0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That's what they give us slaves, right,

0:55:25.239 --> 0:55:29.520
<v Speaker 1>just chewed up bones. I don't know, make a stew

0:55:31.280 --> 0:55:42.560
<v Speaker 1>marsh Yeah, Marshall, I don't know, Marshall, make a stew

0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:48.080
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, oh, thanks, mask, here's the bone. Well

0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I get some of the black pieces. Yeah, I'll get

0:55:52.080 --> 0:55:54.839
<v Speaker 1>your hands out of here as a drum to play

0:55:54.920 --> 0:56:02.320
<v Speaker 1>some of your Play me one of your cricket songs,

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:13.600
<v Speaker 1>marshalls with with the bone. Put down that drumstick and

0:56:13.600 --> 0:56:16.080
<v Speaker 1>pick up that bone and play me one of your

0:56:16.440 --> 0:56:28.720
<v Speaker 1>one of your cricket hymns, one of those chirp tunes

0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 1>I love so much, one about down by the river side.

0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:38.720
<v Speaker 1>You guys, you and you and your rivers, thing about

0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:44.880
<v Speaker 1>your river. Okay, here's another one, apparently on the flip.

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:50.319
<v Speaker 1>Don't eat lobster. Lobsters are used now on New Year's Now,

0:56:51.040 --> 0:56:54.800
<v Speaker 1>ain't going you? Meaning you absolutely will be eating lobster

0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:57.919
<v Speaker 1>on you will eat lobster any day of the mother

0:56:59.680 --> 0:57:04.080
<v Speaker 1>you and just wait, I feel like I knew that

0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:07.880
<v Speaker 1>about you. That the whole reason I started to get money. Yeah,

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:11.440
<v Speaker 1>pull up with a lobster on Wednesday. I may come

0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:16.000
<v Speaker 1>at the house sometimes during COVID, I go to the ocean,

0:57:16.440 --> 0:57:19.920
<v Speaker 1>get some ocean water by a live one. Come back home.

0:57:20.480 --> 0:57:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Boil that bitch in the ocean water. I kill it

0:57:23.080 --> 0:57:28.080
<v Speaker 1>in its home. Fuck God, damn that's ruthless. Yeah yeah,

0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:34.960
<v Speaker 1>shellfish heavy. Hell yeah, that's clear and so and so

0:57:36.240 --> 0:57:40.000
<v Speaker 1>anything to be clear. The reason that they say that

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:43.160
<v Speaker 1>you're you're not supposed to do this with lobster, not

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:48.040
<v Speaker 1>supposed to eat lobsters because lobsters walk backwards, and therefore

0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:52.080
<v Speaker 1>are you'd be taking a quote unquote step backwards by

0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:56.960
<v Speaker 1>consuming lobster on New Year's. Wait a minute, lobsters walk backwards.

0:57:57.000 --> 0:57:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they walk backwards all the time. I

0:57:59.360 --> 0:58:02.600
<v Speaker 1>think they just have the ability to walk backwards. I

0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:04.560
<v Speaker 1>might sunk around and do this one this year, just

0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:08.480
<v Speaker 1>to see how this goes. And that's such a specific animal,

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 1>the lobster. I feel like there's a lot of animals

0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:13.240
<v Speaker 1>that do weird like that. Yeah, we're a lot of

0:58:13.240 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 1>people gonna eat lobster at New Year's. I feel like

0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:21.360
<v Speaker 1>this is them conflating like old scripture ship with New

0:58:21.440 --> 0:58:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Year's because like every scripture at some point kind of

0:58:25.200 --> 0:58:29.640
<v Speaker 1>band shellfish and specifically lobster, and so in that way,

0:58:29.680 --> 0:58:33.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, we'll just we'll make lobster bad everywhere

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:36.840
<v Speaker 1>you go. It's like, you know, Irish need not apply,

0:58:37.040 --> 0:58:41.880
<v Speaker 1>but for lobsters to the people, this was like, they

0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 1>eat too much lobster. One day they cannot eat lobster.

0:58:44.880 --> 0:58:46.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm just trying to think of why

0:58:46.480 --> 0:58:50.280
<v Speaker 1>this would be used to be right, Yeah, it was

0:58:50.360 --> 0:58:52.680
<v Speaker 1>poor people's food in part. In part be I think

0:58:52.720 --> 0:58:56.280
<v Speaker 1>because we couldn't cook it very properly, or at least

0:58:56.280 --> 0:58:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the fear was that it wasn't cooked properly and therefore

0:58:58.840 --> 0:59:03.120
<v Speaker 1>made people sick. Shell Fish, pig. They people were constantly

0:59:03.160 --> 0:59:06.160
<v Speaker 1>getting sick because of our our improper sort of like

0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:12.680
<v Speaker 1>cooking baby wrap one and the other. I'm coming for dinner. Yeah,

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I've a ship. I can do with that. I don't

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 1>like shellfish really. You know what's funny. My mom, my aunt,

0:59:22.400 --> 0:59:24.880
<v Speaker 1>and my grandma are allergically shellfish. So I never had it.

0:59:25.000 --> 0:59:27.080
<v Speaker 1>And then when I finally moved out and I did

0:59:27.120 --> 0:59:28.520
<v Speaker 1>have it, I was like, I don't see the hype.

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like this, Uh, I don't know if you've

0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:36.600
<v Speaker 1>had the right I'm a shrimp man, that's about it.

0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't do you not do funk with seafood. I

0:59:40.640 --> 0:59:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I funk with seafood, but I'm not like deeply passionate

0:59:43.560 --> 0:59:45.600
<v Speaker 1>about it, the same way that some people are like

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:49.000
<v Speaker 1>shrimp and crawfish. I funk with heavy and then the

0:59:49.040 --> 0:59:52.480
<v Speaker 1>others like crab and lobster. I'm chilling on. I can

0:59:52.520 --> 0:59:59.040
<v Speaker 1>take it. Yeah, I like it, but I'm rare. I'm

0:59:59.160 --> 1:00:02.000
<v Speaker 1>rarely going to go to a restaurant and pick a

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<v Speaker 1>fish over, like chicken or steak or whatever else. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that I was up in the water grill not

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight hours ago, going nuts. Damn. Yeah, you love

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<v Speaker 1>After you said that's I was like, God, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>anything anything that's underwater, I mnna eat it. You. My

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<v Speaker 1>granddad would get along. I did know it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You think you don't think. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Junior loves shrimp. I saw the suit he ate the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>He would eat catfish like no other all the goddamn time.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the big gas pockets. I got up. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, men, the wedding, Hold up, baby, held baby,

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<v Speaker 1>let me get this out. You got some fresh oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll raise you guys a couple more. There's also carrying

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<v Speaker 1>around a suitcase that we were talking about Colombians earlier. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>in Colombia they think you should carry around an empty

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<v Speaker 1>suitcase because it will help carry in adventures for the

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<v Speaker 1>New Year. That is so funny. Can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>a weird story, yeah, kind of changential. My mom just

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<v Speaker 1>sent me a picture, a bunch of pictures from Africa

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<v Speaker 1>and from when I was in Africa. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>sent me an old picture of my cousin and he's

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a briefcase that I know is empty. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you the picture if you give me a

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<v Speaker 1>two seconds picture. So he's just walking around with this

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<v Speaker 1>empty suitcase. Just look is good to look for. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the look is good to just walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you say that. Uh that that

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<v Speaker 1>Soluche video that uh tell me the truth boy losing

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<v Speaker 1>that wherein Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah it's old. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like pre cranes in the sky and all that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fresh though, no family standing on cars, empty briefcase.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. We all have photos of our family

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<v Speaker 1>and the best attire, white socks, shoes, come on. But

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<v Speaker 1>in that video, in that Salange video, that we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>the same ship of walking around like fresh to death

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<v Speaker 1>with a briefcase that you can tell just is uninhabited

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<v Speaker 1>by documents and anything of importance. The whole briefcase seems

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly unnecessary to me. I had my best friend's dad

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<v Speaker 1>was just like wild ass man and he had a

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<v Speaker 1>briefcase and I remember he got mad at us because

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, there's no there's nothing in here, there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing important in here. And we opened it up and said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you touch it? And it was one Snicker's box.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa it? Oh? No? Oh? No, Oh. He was sick.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the word ship. Yeah, he was. He was terribly addicted.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's addiction. No, that man. Could you imagine ad

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine getting found out by your kid and

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<v Speaker 1>all you got your briefcases? Snickers? Were you doing? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to work with children? But you're That's where I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're missing it. He was willing, Jessica, he was

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<v Speaker 1>willing to lose his family. He's lying to everyone he

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<v Speaker 1>knows in his life over one snickers. Oh you think

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<v Speaker 1>he actually had a job. Okay, that's where we're No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying whether I'm saying whether he had a job

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<v Speaker 1>or he didn't have a job. They think there are

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<v Speaker 1>documents in that brief out. They think he's committed to

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<v Speaker 1>to a life of effort and caring for them, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's just eating a Snickers. The man is sick. Look here,

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<v Speaker 1>Not everybody's perfect. Some people have one single Snickers bar

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<v Speaker 1>on the briefcase. Some people who have a lot. Some

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<v Speaker 1>people have three or four Nigas bars in there. Some people.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people, yeah, yeah, you're done, so the last one

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<v Speaker 1>I'll run by you guys. And I think I already

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<v Speaker 1>know where Borries stands on this, But don't eat chicken

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<v Speaker 1>on New Year's Apparently there are some who believe that

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<v Speaker 1>that you shouldn't eat chicken because, and this is maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the stupidest explanation I've ever heard, chickens have wings and

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<v Speaker 1>you're good luck will fly away. Okay, they don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to see chicken. First of all, isn't no chicken is

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<v Speaker 1>flying away from me. It's a flightless bird. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat it. I was like, I'm gonna eat it before

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<v Speaker 1>it gets anywhere. Well, you're not getting far chicken here.

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<v Speaker 1>Look here, you ain't getting that. Don't bring your chicken

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<v Speaker 1>around me, true player. For really, that's my nigger for real,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. There's been at least thirty

1:05:40.080 --> 1:05:44.920
<v Speaker 1>times I had to go off screen and know this

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<v Speaker 1>whole episode has been egregious. Yeah, we're working up pretty

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<v Speaker 1>bad and uh, and the fans will tell us that

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<v Speaker 1>exactly this is no, this was great, Jessica. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like it sounds like we've we've met some good collaboration

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<v Speaker 1>inside of of of the possible New Year's superstisions. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that you made us a believer in

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<v Speaker 1>the Man through the doorway of it all, but you

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<v Speaker 1>did make us a believer in Junior, and that's maybe

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<v Speaker 1>more important. I think that's a big takeaway from today's Junior. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Junior Junior is everything we need it and uh and

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you were here to give it to

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<v Speaker 1>us means you're the most special lady in our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys now have photos and you guys now have photos,

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<v Speaker 1>a photo evidence of the swag that got something that

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<v Speaker 1>takes for the Taylor do this special? No changes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you putting your new age spin on it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is exact. I need the whole I need the

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<v Speaker 1>whole dick out, Jessicause, could you tell the people where

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<v Speaker 1>they can find you on what cool that you have

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Oh god, you can find me on everywhere, Twitter, Instagram,

1:07:04.720 --> 1:07:08.320
<v Speaker 1>all those places, Lulu Clemens, go check out new rock stars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always over there talking about everything, doing it daily

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<v Speaker 1>three pm. Very fun place. Do not come at me

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about my grandfather. Don't don't ask me about him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the same answer, which is nothing. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>please go follow her and and support Jess because she's

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<v Speaker 1>great and BORI. Could you tell the people where they

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<v Speaker 1>can find you? Mostly just cool guy Joke City seven

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. I'm around man I I posted on my shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I just announced though, because you know I don't

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<v Speaker 1>make good decisions. What's Vegas May Jimmy kim Jimmy Kimbo

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Club. Please believe I'm gonna be eating a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of shellfish. Come on, shellfish at the buffet. Do it,

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<v Speaker 1>do the whole ride, the whole wave. I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a weird Christmas. It's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>weird Christmas. I've had I've had I've had weird I've

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<v Speaker 1>had some crazy christmas Is. We'll talk about it one day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to hear it. I feel like we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta unpack some of the strippers making turkey people

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<v Speaker 1>putting their heads through glass tables. It's calling damn, whoa fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>What a weird cliffhanger. We're gonna be leaving on after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Someday you'll find out why that stripper was making

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<v Speaker 1>a turkey at at Boris Christmas. She was on tour

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<v Speaker 1>from Hawaii. Well, I guess the cliffhanger is done. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just a touring stripper who cooks turkey. As always,

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<v Speaker 1>you can follow me at Langston Carmen on all platforms.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't doing ship and if you want to send

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<v Speaker 1>us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you

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<v Speaker 1>just want to tell us who and who should not

1:08:53.720 --> 1:08:56.439
<v Speaker 1>be walking through your doorway, please send it to my

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<v Speaker 1>mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from you. That's it. We didn't by bitchy because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm growing bies my crop chips in your hands. O.

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<v Speaker 1>Koala bears are racist. The ohlschool player osting money versions

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<v Speaker 1>in many attorney stuff I can't tell me