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Speaker 1: prove that Mark Morrison's nineteen nineties six hidden Return of

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Speaker 1: the Max was in fact financed by Big McDonald's Follow

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Speaker 1: the Money, Brother. You're thinking you think a British man

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Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, Grimace in the booth, Grimace, Grimace made it.

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Speaker 1: What would what would Grimace's drop? Grimaces drop something about

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Grimmace thick so whatever, thick purple made it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that Return of the Mac paid all the Texas insane.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host and one of your hosts, David Boy,

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Speaker 1: I'm legs than Kerman and and goddamn. We were coming

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Speaker 1: But she's amazing. She's a writer, she's she's a comedian

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Speaker 1: it up for Jessica Clemenay. So, first of all, I

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Speaker 1: you do it? How did you do that? How would

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Speaker 1: here's my question. Did she ever? Did she ever put

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Speaker 1: And my mama told me, where we are discussing the

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Speaker 1: He'll never tell, gentleman, never done about Lettie. Ain't light skin,

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Speaker 1: it's exciting. We haven't changed. I wanna, I want, I

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00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: want full disclosure. I would always rather a woman crossed

420
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: my threshold than a redhead, every day until the day

421
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: I die, which tells you how crazy people. The ones

422
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: that believe this fucking believe this because they were looking

423
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: at at Redhead and women standing out there and they

424
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: were like, bitch, get in the yard, nice redhead man,

425
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: your first. You're not gonna sunk up my nineteen sixteen.

426
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: I still grow crops, bitch, get the funk away from

427
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: my door. You they're ready, you come in, you go away?

428
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: You pushing them out? God damn, that is the woman

429
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: one though, the woman party. Like it was like the

430
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: old Mitsen. I ran. I ran through the house. Once

431
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: I ran through, I ran through the house once I

432
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: was in kindergarten. I remember this. I remember this so clearly.

433
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: I was in kindergarten, went to my aunt's house New

434
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: Year's Day, my birthdays January t so like she always

435
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: gets my presence around, like end of December, January keeps

436
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: some from Christmas. So I was like really excited. I

437
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: was sprinting. I didn't even hear them screaming. They were screaming,

438
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: and we lived in an apartment complex, so everyone could

439
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: hear you, and my aunt's loud as hell. I opened

440
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: that door and ran in. I remember she tried to

441
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: yank me so quick, but I got in and it

442
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: was like I just remember my mom and her screaming

443
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: like a screaming match at each other about it. And

444
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: that's how serious it was. And that's why it stuck

445
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: with me so hard, because I was like I didn't

446
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: know it was that big and like my brother's not

447
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: even like my brother was still like coming from the car.

448
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: So I was like, we're just gonna wait for him,

449
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, you're you're being a little mischievous and also

450
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: a little bit uh reasonable in that you're like, hey,

451
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna stand outside simply because y'all told

452
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: me to and for you do you remember it all

453
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: the screaming match? What was said? It was like my

454
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: mom being like she just didn't know, she didn't know,

455
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: she didn't know, And I am being like, what do

456
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: you mean you didn't know? Like grandma always did this,

457
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: And I was like and which is true? Which is bad? It?

458
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: My grandma did, but I was a child and I

459
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: thought like my grandma only abided by it. This was

460
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: like the first year me going through my aunt's house

461
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: on New Year specifically, so I didn't know, and so

462
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: I was like she was like, Gine, it will be fine,

463
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: Like well, oh, another edition that we had we ate

464
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: black eyed peas. You have to eat black eyed peas,

465
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: and so she was like, I'll just eat her black

466
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: eyed peas and my aunt was like that, wait, your

467
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: mom offered to eat your black eyed peas? Yeah, sort

468
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: of like a sacrificial lamp. Oh I guess, oh god,

469
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: yeah she well, it was like that I was the

470
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: bad like I was cursed. I guess. So she was like,

471
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: I'll eat her black eyed peas. She won't eat it.

472
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: It won't mix up all the bad luck. That's that's

473
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: kind of beautiful. This is It feels like a Tennessee

474
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: Williams play. Your mom almost gets neutral luck that year

475
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: by sacrificing herself because she would have had good luck

476
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: with the black eyed peas, but then she eats your

477
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: sin peas and then suddenly she's at zero with this ship. Yeah,

478
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: that's a nice, that's a that's a lady. I'll tell Linda.

479
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: She'll be like, thank you, thank you, but maybe don't

480
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: tell her our feelings are junior. But I texted her

481
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, can you send me pictures? We

482
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 1: have a photo album from my oldest uncle's wedding that

483
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: was like this like nineteen sixty eight, and oh, oh,

484
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: I got the photos. Looks like Ben Wallace email. Because

485
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys can see it. No, that's

486
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: not good. If that ain't the most local wilk Chamberlain

487
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: I've ever seen just of a first reaction, he's perfect. Yeah, yeah,

488
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: I guess he is giant now that I've seen that photo.

489
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: A white suit, huge And that was a lot of fabric. Yeah, long,

490
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: that was a blanket. He didn't skip on the good stuff,

491
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: that man, the good fabrics. All right. I shouldn't have

492
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: shot you that photo because that photo actually was pure

493
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: example of what you guys have been theorizing. He looked

494
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: like this entire time, the glasses, Olivia, we're gonna need

495
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 1: you to drop that into the chat as soon as

496
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: it's received, while we're while we're hunting down this gorgeous,

497
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: gorgeous man. Goddamn it, that's it baby. The cut on

498
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: that jacket he invented that. Come on, bro, he's the

499
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: first one with that cut. And he was like, hey,

500
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: put a stained glass window where my dick should be

501
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: exactly a whole trench coat with a dick cut out.

502
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: That's new. And he said, my dick needs an archway,

503
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: go ahead. What a great picture. I'm glad that I

504
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: could send it to you. He'sa Hey, listen, the more

505
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: color you have, the more bitches you got. Get me

506
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: all cola you can afford. I think I don't think

507
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: it's a boat. I don't think it's a tie at all.

508
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I think it's like a exactly, that's definitely an as. Yeah,

509
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: my boy wearing an ass guy for sure, you got it.

510
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: Babies side shops the outfit. I don't know who the

511
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: woman is next to him, of course not you never do. Yeah.

512
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't know either. That's just a lady,

513
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: you know, sha't mean nothing. I like her outfit to

514
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: Lorraine had his heart and after that he was for

515
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: the streaks. Okay. One of the things that I'm curious

516
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: to get your take on, because this is an added

517
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: thing that I I read but but doesn't seem to

518
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: be a part of what you're suggesting, is that they

519
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 1: also say it's even better luck if the person comes

520
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: bearing a gift. That like, if they come with like

521
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: some sort of even if it's like small ship, like

522
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: you know, a crust of bread, they say, or like, uh,

523
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: a chunk of coal was one of the suggested that

524
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: was what Junior was a giant. Come on, my president,

525
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: says my president. I'm Junior, Baby, come Junior, I'm Julius,

526
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: but you can call me Junior. Damn, my mom just

527
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: keeps sending them. I'm so sorry. No, don't are you

528
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: kidding me? I needed a new template. My background screen

529
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: got old. I gotta I gotta up. So that's interesting.

530
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: Right when you said that, was there a gift to

531
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: enter the door? That actually triggered something to me because

532
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, ship, they're what they're My aunt

533
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: did say mentioned that one, and I remember I don't

534
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: think we ever really did bring stuff unless it was food,

535
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: and so maybe that was the gift because that that

536
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: that stuck with me a little bit. That one opened

537
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: something in my head that was like, yeah, you did,

538
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: because my mom was always my mom was the cook

539
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: of the family. Yeah, I think I think food. It

540
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: was something that felt that's what that crust of bread

541
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: I think was suggesting. It's clearly written by very old timey,

542
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: very poor people, but the premise is still the same.

543
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: Bring some food, bring something to heat the house. Whatever.

544
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: That's probably and I do appreciate that as a tradition

545
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: as like as far as like hard reset on the

546
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: new year, I do like that we all I feel

547
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: like most people have some form of that within themselves,

548
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You guys do something year,

549
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: not just find you know now it's my wife. But

550
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: I I demanded a nice lady to kiss. You know.

551
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: That was that was very important to me. I will

552
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: say years that I don't think. I feel like years

553
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: that I didn't kiss a woman on New Year's weren't

554
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: great years. That's trash. But one year I kissed to

555
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: deem it and I got a Comedy Central half hours.

556
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: So who knows what you gotta You gotta explain the

557
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: demon part a little bit. It can just be. Then

558
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: I got my half hour. She was all right, I

559
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: don't really want to get into it. We don't have to.

560
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: I sent Olivia more photos to show you because my

561
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: grandma was also good. She was also tall as hell.

562
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: So I say you just so I believe that I listen.

563
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm not I in no way think less of your

564
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: grandma for falling for Junior's charm. He's amazing. I get it, Lorraine.

565
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: So this is an extra part of it for you.

566
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm curious also to hear about your thoughts on this.

567
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: There were additional, more specific things that that they sort

568
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: of got into with these first footers. That number one.

569
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: Another term for the first putter, apparently is is a

570
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: lucky bird, which feels very accurate to the man that

571
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: we're talking about. The power apparently is made less effective

572
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: if they we walk through the door. They have to

573
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: be invited in. Is another additional part of it that

574
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: like you're meant to knock on the door and then

575
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: open the door inviting them in, thus making it more

576
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: of a sound sort of transaction. Additionally, and it doesn't

577
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: sound like your family did this, at least in some

578
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: of what I read. They're not meant to walk through

579
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: the same or walk out the same entrance that they

580
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: came in on. That like you walk in, you walk

581
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: through the house, and you leave immediately. And it sounds

582
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: like your grandma did believe in this part, because they're

583
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: not supposed to like keep hanging out and like chilling

584
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: and ship you bring in somebody, they do the work

585
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: and then they get the funk out and go about

586
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: their business. That's why was perfect, and it was perfect

587
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: for that Grandma did it correctly. They were supposed to

588
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: go back out the same door. No, they apparently are

589
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: meant to exit out of a door that they did

590
00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: not come in in an apartment that is not these

591
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: people's problems. How do I think that I called that

592
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: the Santa Claus theory. You just gotta believe. I guess

593
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: you could come in. I guess I'll put it on

594
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: the on the balcony and there's a there's a fire escape.

595
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 1: He knows his way down, yam. So we just don't

596
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: have good luck if this is right, because we've been

597
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: doing it wrong. Well, it sounds like there it's sort

598
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: of a little bit scaled right, that like the best

599
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: version of good luck would be doing all of these

600
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: things correctly, and that it scales down depending on the

601
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 1: parts that you do or don't do based on your circumstances.

602
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: Here's another question in your research. Did that didn't give

603
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: you origins at all? Origins in terms of like where

604
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: this came from? Original? Uh? Not really. It seems like,

605
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: I mean, just based off of it feels like some

606
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: old like English ship. If I were to guess like it,

607
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't feel like it's like, you know,

608
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: some of the things that I were reading I was

609
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: reading about her like Spanish born or Colombian born. I

610
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: don't think it's that ship. This feels like said, don't

611
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: let a Colombian born walk through your house. No, no, no,

612
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: when Yeah, Well, and who who would disagree? Shakira is

613
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: going to jail. She steals apparently this this is all

614
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful around my breath away. Had you

615
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 1: not heard that that? I didn't know at all. Yeah, Jaquira,

616
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: I don't know that she officially is going to jail.

617
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: But Shaquira is in weird, big trouble for like some

618
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: financial crimes like Krypto. I don't think it was crypto related.

619
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: I think it was something closer to tax evasion. But

620
00:39:50,960 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: it's Columbia. Everybody kind of a vague peck, Yeah what everybody? Yeah,

621
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: see Olivia saying it is tax evasion, that that she's

622
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: in big trouble for my girl. Yeah, it hired me

623
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: to be your accountant. Actually would have stole from us?

624
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: Or maybe not? I say, are you that your thing?

625
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: Are you secretly doing people's accounts? No? Absolutely not unless

626
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: they need me to, unless you want me to. If

627
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: you got a lot of money, called me up. I

628
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: guess she just said she still don't play it bad

629
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: post post help me leave me. Here's my favorite part

630
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: of how specific some of these things get is, at

631
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: one point I read something that said that for the

632
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: first footers, they must not be cross side or have

633
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 1: flat feet or eyebrows that meet in the middle. No,

634
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: wait a minute, say it again. You said don't cross,

635
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: no cross eye, no flat feet, and no no unibrows,

636
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: no eyebrows that meet in the middle, all recessive genetic traits. Yeah,

637
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: don't let me get away with that. I made that up.

638
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: I believe you know. It was liberally confidence. That's that's

639
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: the key. That's the key, that's the key. That's interesting.

640
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: So you're supposed to stop someone that has a unibrow.

641
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: Whoa yeah, Jake, you know, goddamn one. You're doing the

642
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: big planning meeting for the Like somebody's like, what if

643
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: Jake could do it this year? You're like, fuck you,

644
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: fuck you. You know, his eyes across, crossside, flat footed, bitch,

645
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 1: take that flat feet and get the funk out of here. God. Also,

646
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: what are you doing just checking people's feet, just looking?

647
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: That's a hard one to tell. Yeah, I think they're

648
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: just they're guessing. They're like, you don't have the confidence

649
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: of correct arches. Yeah, I think that you could be

650
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: confident without correct arches. Listen, I have I have extremely

651
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: flat feet like confidence. Yeah, I think I think it

652
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: took something out of me. That's what I'm saying. I

653
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: never would have thought that about you. Yeah, now my

654
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: feet are fucking boards mine too, but mine are huge

655
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: ten and a half. It's not even. Yeah, I'm I'm

656
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: walking on I'm walking on legos. You know what I mean.

657
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm not even it's just short and and flat. Interesting.

658
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I'm sorry. Yeah, you know I

659
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 1: can walk I can't walk through. So we all can't

660
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: walk through the house. First, technically you're a woman. I can't. No,

661
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't walk through the house. Yeah, you

662
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: can walk through that. Well, it's a no flat feet.

663
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: You can said you have flat feet. Oh well, but

664
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: that's for the Colombians. No, that's for everybody. That's for

665
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: everybody according to this conspiracy theory, no cross eyes, no

666
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: flat feet. I do have more thoughtics though. Okay, this

667
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: is also a podcast for for board to get for

668
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: board to get booties. So he got to say ladies

669
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 1: every once in a while. Lord, what if you had

670
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: a universe on your shaved just so you could you can,

671
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: like you can trick your way into it. That's that's

672
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: what I worry about. Well, yeah, I think I think

673
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: the argument would be that you know you're cursed, and

674
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: God knows your cursed, and and just removing it physically

675
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: does not remove said curse. God, Well you've given up,

676
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: You're like, well, all right, it sounds like I can't

677
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: walk through the house anyway. I don't know why I'm

678
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: trying to fight to go in that house first. Yeah,

679
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: you already proved it, you already. This last part does

680
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: feel very much like one person with a bad experience

681
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: being like that nig is ugly to me, and I'm

682
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: gonna write down everything about him that I don't like

683
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 1: and make it. Yeah. The other one is that his

684
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: name Campi Orlando. Yeah, it's like, all right, Nick, who

685
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: hurt you? And why? Why is? Why is his name Orlando?

686
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: I like that they take their anger out on going

687
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: to Wikipedia and just editing just one that one family

688
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: in memphisendense. He follows there's one family of thirty. Yeah, O, God,

689
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: they tricked us, They tricked us. Well, we're gonna take more,

690
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 1: more break, We'll be back with more Chestera Clintons and more.

691
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: My MoMA told man, welcome back to my mom and

692
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 1: told me the podcast where we have decided no Dominicans,

693
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: no cross side, no flat, you know, dirty footage, Ginger's

694
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: in your house. After New Year's you started with Dominicans.

695
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, what do we decide? And then

696
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: and then you clarified. I was like, oh, thank god,

697
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: we're still in the bid. I thought I thought you

698
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: had gone rogue. And we decided no Dominicans, and then

699
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: just that was the end of the conversation. It just

700
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: shake me a little bit. Man, Boy boy really made

701
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: a choice here. I made a lot of groundbreaking choices

702
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: on this podcast. Uh, you know, I expect to be

703
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: a political prisoner soon. I'm gonna be the d R

704
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: S Brittany ground. Oh man, you're gonna be in the

705
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: d R HAP enjoying a cut rate discounted BBL. That's

706
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: gonna keep me when I'm trying to come back. They're

707
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: just gonna keep b b L e U and Blulia

708
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: look good. You look good. You look good behind the bar,

709
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: look good, look like the fanman Cavo, I'm gonna look crazy.

710
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: Have you seen his body? It looks nuts. Just b

711
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: BL and you and Mabe you smoke hooka, You're gonna

712
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: be sucking. You're gonna look weird. And your lungs will

713
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: be purple. It's gonna be fucking crazy. I will be

714
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: snatched though, You'll be snatched. No, lie that way still be.

715
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: Where where they taking? Where are they taking? Is there's

716
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: some kind of graveyard? I don't understand where where are

717
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: all the Sorry, keep going the nucas isn't about this,

718
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: isn't about me getting BBL to death in the Dominican Republic.

719
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: The premise for my new short film, I don't want

720
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: to start a conspiracy that there's more BBL waste than

721
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: the oceans and plastics whales you're getting to just get it.

722
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: It's just loose tummy fat just floating around, poisoning turtles

723
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: and ship. Genuinely might be the funniest thing I've ever

724
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: We're worried about these oil spills. You need to be

725
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: worried about these booty spills. The spills they just have.

726
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 1: They just have some thick lady do a commercial being like, ladies,

727
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: stop dumping your your tummy fats in the oceans. Weird

728
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: And they're just like I was, like governed in a

729
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: little and a little belly button, a little wet belly. Buddy,

730
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: LANs Port Goose, Save our oceans, Our oceans, Save our oceans.

731
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: All right, this did get me thinking, I don't know

732
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: how we go back to being professionals after this professional

733
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: before we weren't. You're right, well I'm mistaken, But but

734
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: this did give me thinking about other New Year's based

735
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories, right, Like, this is not an isolated one,

736
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: and I'm curious just to to run down a list

737
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: with y'all of other sort of New Year's based conspiracy

738
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: theories and get your takes, whether or not. And Jessica,

739
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're a bit of a superstitious person.

740
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: I'm curious to know if any of these are something

741
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: you either believe or would buy into now that you

742
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 1: hear them. All Right, So the first that I thought

743
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 1: was really exciting. There's one called eat twelve Grapes that basically,

744
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: at midnight you are meant to eat twelve grapes, no more,

745
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: no less, And apparently the grapes are meant to represent

746
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 1: the months of the year, and by eating all twelve

747
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: you're setting yourself up for good luck. I think this

748
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: one is Italian nonsense. Oh this pretty close Spain, Spain.

749
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: The Italians tell you of the West. Does it matter

750
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: what color. And they didn't say they weren't. Like, hey,

751
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: and don't eat those nasty purple grapes. You got the purple.

752
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: The purples are the best ones. That's what I was saying. Guys,

753
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: let's all just He's into being honest with ourselves. The

754
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: green grapes are are the heroes in this story. Never listen, listen.

755
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: The California Raisins are backup singers. They are not the

756
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: stars of the show. Baby. I think we all know it. Oh,

757
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was not hearing That was not

758
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: hearing that I was not here for. I wasn't hear it.

759
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: That was that was insane, all right? What they wasn't

760
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: one of them voiced by Rache Arnold's you talk like that?

761
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 1: Was it? Is that true? I was about to say,

762
00:49:55,880 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: I find it very hard to believe that Rachel it

763
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 1: took time out of his very busy career voice one

764
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: of four California Raisins. The California Raisins were pretty big.

765
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: So did you guys not think the California Raisins one

766
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: of them was Ray Charles. I don't think I think

767
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: they had sunglasses. I don't think I ever thought that

768
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: they were specifically Ray Charles. That's weird to be like

769
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: the black man with sunglasses California Raisins Ray Charles in

770
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: the California Raisins on YouTube. Yeah, but that's does that

771
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: mean that he is or does that mean he did

772
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: a collaboration with them? Did? But he's also Ray Charles

773
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 1: was Clay. You're saying, oh, oh, he wasn't a raisin though,

774
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: that's where I think that that must be where I

775
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: got it. Okay, all right, so it wasn't completely off

776
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: base and it had some interesting but anyways, Yeah, no,

777
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't like that one. I would do it. It's

778
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: not hard to eat twelve grapes. Actually, I don't think

779
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 1: I can stop myself at twelve. But that's hard. That's

780
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: the problem. That's where they're challenging you. And yeah, and

781
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: you're like, no, I need I need about thirty four

782
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: more grapes and make them and make them fat and purple.

783
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: I eat those green ones. I can't do it. Wait,

784
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: this is not much. I believe in the green. I

785
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: I will not buy the green if they're not the

786
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 1: right kind of sour. I'll wait for the sour season.

787
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the terms sour grapes. Yeah, that

788
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: sounds fucking dope. While we complaintive you really are, you

789
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,919
Speaker 1: really are built like a super villain to your core. Yeah, man,

790
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: deep inside of me, I'm a bad guy. I know

791
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: it's really true. You just want to eat grapes. You

792
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: want to eat sour grapes to drink cold mountain dew

793
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: and watch the world burn. Baby, all right, I'm for it. Yeah, Okay,

794
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: so it sounds like Jessica, you're brought into the twelve Grapes,

795
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: You're not probably committed to applying this to next year's celebrations.

796
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: Fill up your cupboards is the next one. Apparently it's

797
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: bad luck to start your year with empty cupboards. That like,

798
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: you can't have no food in your pantry and ship,

799
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: because then it's bad luck that I get that. Just

800
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: trying to like a level of like you should buy

801
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: some fucking macaroni man, Like, Yeah, they're just gonna sit

802
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: in the back of your cupboard, but at least it's

803
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: not empty. Yeah, and also not for nothing. As somebody

804
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: who gets real fucked up on New Year's a lot

805
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: of times you need a snack at the end of

806
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: the night. You need a little some extra to eat

807
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: and if you ain't got no food, that's bad. That's

808
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: a bad start to a year. Yeah, that's a good point.

809
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: You should get some Totina's party pizzas, come on whatever

810
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: whatever you need. I guess those are Yeah, I was like,

811
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: those are in the covering. They can't be if you

812
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: like them weird. They could be really like that. I don't.

813
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be supportive of my friend. He support.

814
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: The next one is don't clean your house. You should

815
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: not clean your house on New Year's because you are

816
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: essentially washing away the good luck that you've gathered. So

817
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 1: I always say, because it's like if you hosted the party,

818
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: if you hosted the part, you're just gonna leave it

819
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: like that for you gotta leave it nasty. No, you're not.

820
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: You're not bought into that one. You're wash away all

821
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: that good luck. What is what's left after you? Even

822
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: like what's left over after christ? A New Year's party?

823
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 1: A bunch of fluid? Everyone's fluid? What part you party

824
00:53:53,280 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: hard years? Huh? I it ain't a party if it

825
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: ain't wet. You know where's the line? Yeah? Is it

826
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: New Year's if you didn't have to bring a towel.

827
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: So the the next one is uh, and you you

828
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: actually talked about this already. Jessica is eating cola greens

829
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 1: or black eyed peas apparently is good luck niggas. Uh.

830
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: This one apparently is connected back to slavery and the

831
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: Civil War, where people considered like super lucky to have

832
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: a meal of black eyed peas because they were hardy

833
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: and filled you up and so too, it helped them

834
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: survive the winter and ship and so subsequently we carried

835
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: on this tradition presuming that black eyed peas remained hearty, healthy,

836
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: good luck for us moving forward. And that's exactly what

837
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: my mom told me. She was like it was because

838
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we were giving our slaves. We

839
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: were giving the leftovers of everything, so we kind of yeah,

840
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: but if you got like leftovers, that was just like

841
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: a chewed up bones. It's like, oh, I ain't don't

842
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: that's gonna fill your boy up. But if you got

843
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: some black eyed bees, oh oh we eating good tonight. Yeah,

844
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what they give us slaves, right,

845
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: just chewed up bones. I don't know, make a stew

846
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: marsh Yeah, Marshall, I don't know, Marshall, make a stew

847
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, thanks, mask, here's the bone. Well

848
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: I get some of the black pieces. Yeah, I'll get

849
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: your hands out of here as a drum to play

850
00:55:54,920 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 1: some of your Play me one of your cricket songs,

851
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: marshalls with with the bone. Put down that drumstick and

852
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: pick up that bone and play me one of your

853
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 1: one of your cricket hymns, one of those chirp tunes

854
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: I love so much, one about down by the river side.

855
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 1: You guys, you and you and your rivers, thing about

856
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: your river. Okay, here's another one, apparently on the flip.

857
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: Don't eat lobster. Lobsters are used now on New Year's Now,

858
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: ain't going you? Meaning you absolutely will be eating lobster

859
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 1: on you will eat lobster any day of the mother

860
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: you and just wait, I feel like I knew that

861
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: about you. That the whole reason I started to get money. Yeah,

862
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: pull up with a lobster on Wednesday. I may come

863
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: at the house sometimes during COVID, I go to the ocean,

864
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: get some ocean water by a live one. Come back home.

865
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: Boil that bitch in the ocean water. I kill it

866
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: in its home. Fuck God, damn that's ruthless. Yeah yeah,

867
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: shellfish heavy. Hell yeah, that's clear and so and so

868
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: anything to be clear. The reason that they say that

869
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: you're you're not supposed to do this with lobster, not

870
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: supposed to eat lobsters because lobsters walk backwards, and therefore

871
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: are you'd be taking a quote unquote step backwards by

872
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: consuming lobster on New Year's. Wait a minute, lobsters walk backwards.

873
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: I don't think they walk backwards all the time. I

874
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: think they just have the ability to walk backwards. I

875
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: might sunk around and do this one this year, just

876
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: to see how this goes. And that's such a specific animal,

877
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: the lobster. I feel like there's a lot of animals

878
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: that do weird like that. Yeah, we're a lot of

879
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: people gonna eat lobster at New Year's. I feel like

880
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: this is them conflating like old scripture ship with New

881
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: Year's because like every scripture at some point kind of

882
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: band shellfish and specifically lobster, and so in that way,

883
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we'll just we'll make lobster bad everywhere

884
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: you go. It's like, you know, Irish need not apply,

885
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: but for lobsters to the people, this was like, they

886
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: eat too much lobster. One day they cannot eat lobster.

887
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just trying to think of why

888
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: this would be used to be right, Yeah, it was

889
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: poor people's food in part. In part be I think

890
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: because we couldn't cook it very properly, or at least

891
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: the fear was that it wasn't cooked properly and therefore

892
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: made people sick. Shell Fish, pig. They people were constantly

893
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: getting sick because of our our improper sort of like

894
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: cooking baby wrap one and the other. I'm coming for dinner. Yeah,

895
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: I've a ship. I can do with that. I don't

896
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: like shellfish really. You know what's funny. My mom, my aunt,

897
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: and my grandma are allergically shellfish. So I never had it.

898
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: And then when I finally moved out and I did

899
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: have it, I was like, I don't see the hype.

900
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: I was like this, Uh, I don't know if you've

901
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: had the right I'm a shrimp man, that's about it.

902
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 1: I don't do you not do funk with seafood. I

903
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: I funk with seafood, but I'm not like deeply passionate

904
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: about it, the same way that some people are like

905
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: shrimp and crawfish. I funk with heavy and then the

906
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: others like crab and lobster. I'm chilling on. I can

907
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, I like it, but I'm rare. I'm

908
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: rarely going to go to a restaurant and pick a

909
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: fish over, like chicken or steak or whatever else. I

910
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 1: think that I was up in the water grill not

911
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: forty eight hours ago, going nuts. Damn. Yeah, you love

912
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: After you said that's I was like, God, yeah, yeah,

913
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: anything anything that's underwater, I mnna eat it. You. My

914
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: granddad would get along. I did know it. I think

915
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. You think you don't think. I think

916
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: Junior loves shrimp. I saw the suit he ate the ship.

917
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: He would eat catfish like no other all the goddamn time.

918
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: One of the big gas pockets. I got up. Wait,

919
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: hold up, men, the wedding, Hold up, baby, held baby,

920
01:00:53,480 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: let me get this out. You got some fresh oh man,

921
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: I'll raise you guys a couple more. There's also carrying

922
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 1: around a suitcase that we were talking about Colombians earlier. Apparently,

923
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: in Colombia they think you should carry around an empty

924
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: suitcase because it will help carry in adventures for the

925
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: New Year. That is so funny. Can I tell you

926
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: a weird story, yeah, kind of changential. My mom just

927
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: sent me a picture, a bunch of pictures from Africa

928
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: and from when I was in Africa. And then she

929
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: sent me an old picture of my cousin and he's

930
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: wearing a briefcase that I know is empty. All right,

931
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: I'll show you the picture if you give me a

932
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: two seconds picture. So he's just walking around with this

933
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: empty suitcase. Just look is good to look for. Actually,

934
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: I don't think the look is good to just walk around.

935
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if you say that. Uh that that

936
01:01:54,120 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: Soluche video that uh tell me the truth boy losing

937
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: that wherein Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah it's old. It's

938
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 1: like pre cranes in the sky and all that ship.

939
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's fresh though, no family standing on cars, empty briefcase.

940
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 1: I like that. We all have photos of our family

941
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: and the best attire, white socks, shoes, come on. But

942
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: in that video, in that Salange video, that we're doing

943
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 1: the same ship of walking around like fresh to death

944
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: with a briefcase that you can tell just is uninhabited

945
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: by documents and anything of importance. The whole briefcase seems

946
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: incredibly unnecessary to me. I had my best friend's dad

947
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: was just like wild ass man and he had a

948
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: briefcase and I remember he got mad at us because

949
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: we were like, there's no there's nothing in here, there's

950
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: nothing important in here. And we opened it up and said,

951
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: don't you touch it? And it was one Snicker's box.

952
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: Whoa it? Oh? No? Oh? No, Oh. He was sick.

953
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: That's the word ship. Yeah, he was. He was terribly addicted.

954
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: That's that's addiction. No, that man. Could you imagine ad

955
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: Could you imagine getting found out by your kid and

956
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: all you got your briefcases? Snickers? Were you doing? I'm

957
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 1: going to work with children? But you're That's where I

958
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: think you're missing it. He was willing, Jessica, he was

959
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: willing to lose his family. He's lying to everyone he

960
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: knows in his life over one snickers. Oh you think

961
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: he actually had a job. Okay, that's where we're No,

962
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying whether I'm saying whether he had a job

963
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: or he didn't have a job. They think there are

964
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: documents in that brief out. They think he's committed to

965
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 1: to a life of effort and caring for them, and

966
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: he's just eating a Snickers. The man is sick. Look here,

967
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: Not everybody's perfect. Some people have one single Snickers bar

968
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: on the briefcase. Some people who have a lot. Some

969
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: people have three or four Nigas bars in there. Some people.

970
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: Some people, yeah, yeah, you're done, so the last one

971
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: I'll run by you guys. And I think I already

972
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: know where Borries stands on this, But don't eat chicken

973
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: on New Year's Apparently there are some who believe that

974
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't eat chicken because, and this is maybe

975
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: the stupidest explanation I've ever heard, chickens have wings and

976
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: you're good luck will fly away. Okay, they don't want

977
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: to see chicken. First of all, isn't no chicken is

978
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: flying away from me. It's a flightless bird. I'm gonna

979
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: eat it. I was like, I'm gonna eat it before

980
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: it gets anywhere. Well, you're not getting far chicken here.

981
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: Look here, you ain't getting that. Don't bring your chicken

982
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 1: around me, true player. For really, that's my nigger for real,

983
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's been at least thirty

984
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 1: times I had to go off screen and know this

985
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 1: whole episode has been egregious. Yeah, we're working up pretty

986
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: bad and uh, and the fans will tell us that

987
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: exactly this is no, this was great, Jessica. It sounds

988
01:05:56,760 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: like it sounds like we've we've met some good collaboration

989
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 1: inside of of of the possible New Year's superstisions. And

990
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't know that you made us a believer in

991
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: the Man through the doorway of it all, but you

992
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 1: did make us a believer in Junior, and that's maybe

993
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: more important. I think that's a big takeaway from today's Junior. Yeah,

994
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: Junior Junior is everything we need it and uh and

995
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 1: the fact that you were here to give it to

996
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 1: us means you're the most special lady in our lives.

997
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 1: You guys now have photos and you guys now have photos,

998
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: a photo evidence of the swag that got something that

999
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: takes for the Taylor do this special? No changes? Yeah,

1000
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: I don't want you putting your new age spin on it.

1001
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: This is exact. I need the whole I need the

1002
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: whole dick out, Jessicause, could you tell the people where

1003
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: they can find you on what cool that you have

1004
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: going on? Oh god, you can find me on everywhere, Twitter, Instagram,

1005
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 1: all those places, Lulu Clemens, go check out new rock stars.

1006
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: I'm always over there talking about everything, doing it daily

1007
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: three pm. Very fun place. Do not come at me

1008
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 1: to talk about my grandfather. Don't don't ask me about him.

1009
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: I'll give you the same answer, which is nothing. All right, Well,

1010
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: please go follow her and and support Jess because she's

1011
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 1: great and BORI. Could you tell the people where they

1012
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: can find you? Mostly just cool guy Joke City seven

1013
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I'm around man I I posted on my shows.

1014
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 1: Oh I just announced though, because you know I don't

1015
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 1: make good decisions. What's Vegas May Jimmy kim Jimmy Kimbo

1016
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 1: Comedy Club. Please believe I'm gonna be eating a lot

1017
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: of shellfish. Come on, shellfish at the buffet. Do it,

1018
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: do the whole ride, the whole wave. I'm gonna do it.

1019
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a weird Christmas. It's gonna be a

1020
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: weird Christmas. I've had I've had I've had weird I've

1021
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: had some crazy christmas Is. We'll talk about it one day.

1022
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear it. I feel like we gotta

1023
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 1: we gotta unpack some of the strippers making turkey people

1024
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 1: putting their heads through glass tables. It's calling damn, whoa fuck?

1025
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: What a weird cliffhanger. We're gonna be leaving on after this.

1026
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 1: Of Someday you'll find out why that stripper was making

1027
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: a turkey at at Boris Christmas. She was on tour

1028
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: from Hawaii. Well, I guess the cliffhanger is done. It

1029
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: was just a touring stripper who cooks turkey. As always,

1030
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 1: you can follow me at Langston Carmen on all platforms.

1031
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: I ain't doing ship and if you want to send

1032
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you

1033
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 1: just want to tell us who and who should not

1034
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: be walking through your doorway, please send it to my

1035
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

1036
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: hear from you. That's it. We didn't by bitchy because

1037
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: I'm growing bies my crop chips in your hands. O.

1038
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: Koala bears are racist. The ohlschool player osting money versions

1039
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:24,880
Speaker 1: in many attorney stuff I can't tell me