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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank

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Speaker 1: phone call Shirley.

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Speaker 2: It is time to baptize some people. It's called mobile

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Speaker 2: baptismal Pool mobile baptismal. We come to you and baptized.

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Speaker 1: You know you could be ignorant.

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Speaker 2: You come to your house and baptized. That's what we

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson.

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Speaker 1: It's you doing?

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Speaker 3: How you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.

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Speaker 3: We uh we we got paid to actually come by

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Speaker 3: and do some services to uh for for you by

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Speaker 3: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call

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Speaker 3: and see about scheduling and see what you had available.

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Speaker 4: Uh some some services what y'all plan on some graand

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Speaker 4: but which I do?

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Speaker 1: What kind of services you have?

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Speaker 3: Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent

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Speaker 3: a great amount of money on you. And what we

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Speaker 3: do is we have a baptismal on wheels service. And

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Speaker 3: what we do is we go and we we baptize

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Speaker 3: people at their home and and baptism on Wheels has

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Speaker 3: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a

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Speaker 3: thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually

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Speaker 3: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and

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Speaker 3: we actually come to your home and we will baptize

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Speaker 3: you in your driveway and and make you hold again.

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Speaker 3: So we.

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Speaker 4: Brother Water, Brother Fringin, sorry Fringwater Springwater. What you want

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Speaker 4: to come to my house and give me a baptism

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Speaker 4: in my front yard?

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Speaker 3: We want to baptize you right there in your drive

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Speaker 3: where your friends are paid for the services.

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Speaker 4: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to

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Speaker 4: get baptized.

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Speaker 1: I've been baptized already.

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Speaker 3: Well from my understanding, sir, that ever then that you

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Speaker 3: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and

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Speaker 3: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington

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Speaker 3: coming again.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's all good, that's all.

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Speaker 4: That's all.

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Speaker 1: It's all good.

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Speaker 4: But I mean things are I mean things be that

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Speaker 4: that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I

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Speaker 4: go to church.

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Speaker 1: You know, me and the Lord.

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Speaker 4: Don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.

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Speaker 4: But for you to pull up with your pool in

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Speaker 4: front of my house to say you fina baptized me

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Speaker 4: that that doesn't make any sense to me.

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Speaker 3: I meane, sir, Sometimes when some people are not able

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Speaker 3: to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized.

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Speaker 3: You know, we're making a lot more convenient for you,

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Speaker 3: but we can actually need no convenience.

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Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience.

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Speaker 5: What I need convenience us. You asking me to come

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Speaker 5: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in

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Speaker 5: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?

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Speaker 1: Brother water?

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Speaker 5: I mean, come on, if.

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Speaker 4: You really sit back and think about it, does that

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Speaker 4: make any sense to you?

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Speaker 3: The first of all, so that's that's that's brother spring water.

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Speaker 3: But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to.

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Speaker 1: Say, the water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make.

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Speaker 5: No difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood

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Speaker 5: and baptize me in front of mine, Sir?

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Speaker 1: What is all that? This is?

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Speaker 3: This is what your friends are talking about that don't give.

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Speaker 5: Me Dad, My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which

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Speaker 5: which one of my prayers gonna recommend you to come

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Speaker 5: to my damn house.

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Speaker 3: So I.

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Speaker 1: Make that doesn't even make any sense to me.

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Speaker 3: You understand, I'm not I'm not at any liberty to

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Speaker 3: tell you who actually.

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Speaker 5: Between the liberty to come to my damn house a

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Speaker 5: baptize me, but you can't tell me who the hell

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Speaker 5: go see you? But you're not what come off? You're

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Speaker 5: gonna even come of that? That makes sense to you?

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Speaker 1: God, Come on, that doesn't.

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Speaker 5: Make any no way in the world. I'm going to

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Speaker 5: allow you to come and bring your plonee in front

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Speaker 5: of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you

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Speaker 5: ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor, You're

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Speaker 5: supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's friend

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Speaker 5: of mine is sending you there? You know, letting you

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Speaker 5: know I need to be dot You will tell you

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Speaker 5: how at liberty?

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Speaker 3: Sir, sir, all I want to know. Basically, I've already

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Speaker 3: been paid. I'm coming.

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Speaker 5: Ties to me. I have that time.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.

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Speaker 5: Now, how tell you was if you come to my

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Speaker 5: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the

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Speaker 5: whole congregation. You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers,

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Speaker 5: the sisters.

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Speaker 1: And everybody else. If you did, how many be baptizing life.

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Speaker 3: This is a problem. This is what your friends are

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Speaker 3: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized

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Speaker 3: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.

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Speaker 3: This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's

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Speaker 3: what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?

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Speaker 5: What's trouble with you? Was caught me in a little

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Speaker 5: my heart. They telling me I need to be baptized

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Speaker 5: in front of my house. If I need to be baptismed,

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Speaker 5: don't get some only water, I go down to the church.

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Speaker 5: I don't need you come in front of my house.

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Speaker 5: Look at whole circus, were all afraid of some white

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Speaker 5: sheets talking about to water. Basti athlete from mind up

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Speaker 5: sayings from my understanding.

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Speaker 3: From my understanding, mister Wilton, you missed two Sundays already

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Speaker 3: this month.

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Speaker 5: So this so now I can go anywhere and get

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Speaker 5: the water. I don't need you coming here because you

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Speaker 5: telling me I missed to dead Sundays. I'm missing setting

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Speaker 5: it too till the Puma game coming off, Sir.

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Speaker 3: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

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Speaker 3: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

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Speaker 3: we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.

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Speaker 5: Know you would I tell you what you come to

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Speaker 5: my bout seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on

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Speaker 5: your lord, I'm gonna bust your You understand me. You

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Speaker 5: would not come to my house telling me you've a backtip. Now,

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Speaker 5: don't give a damme who paid you. You understand I

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Speaker 5: will trying your in the water matter stop now, friends, you,

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Speaker 5: your teachers, everybody else, were gonna have a fool party

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Speaker 5: that you understand how knowing how time I get.

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Speaker 3: All of this angle and all of this this, these

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Speaker 3: problems you have within you. We are going to purge

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Speaker 3: your body and get it out your system.

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Speaker 5: I want you, I'll tell you what. I tell you

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Speaker 5: what rather swing work is.

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Speaker 3: That's a come down brother, ring water on it. You

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Speaker 3: go out there baptized on Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 5: I wonna give a damn who pays you, who called you?

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Speaker 5: Bring your time? Go well, I carry kill you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try, yasel.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I want to say to you.

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Speaker 5: When you listening to got it?

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Speaker 1: That's matter.

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Speaker 5: I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me. I

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Speaker 5: gotta go. You understand you ain't make long long man.

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Speaker 3: I want to say to you, is you listening to me?

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Speaker 3: Was no this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby

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Speaker 3: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason.

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Speaker 4: Hello, man, let me tell y'all something, man, let me.

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Speaker 1: Tell you something boy, y'all y'all was by bring some man.

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Speaker 1: I say, hell, man, I was about to act a.

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Speaker 4: Fool on y'all because y'all would to show the.

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Speaker 1: Spent my crib. You understand me one time, y'all ain't

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Speaker 1: got just better to do in the city rid here

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Speaker 1: and just with people during their day. Man, I ain't

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Speaker 1: never thought y'all can get me with this. Hey, who

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Speaker 1: the hell goes around that tize of people?

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Speaker 3: All?

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Speaker 5: That's like Bill's on will how y'all bethtized people.

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Speaker 3: With a pot on the back. I gotta ask you something,

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Speaker 3: what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 4: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: See, that's how you baptize somebody forget going to church

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Speaker 2: now exactly when they don't make it to the table.

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Speaker 2: You know, we bring the baptismal to you.

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Speaker 1: Right outside, right out.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a good idea in the drive, right dare man, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we'll baptize you before you go to work. In the

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Speaker 2: morning and you get your save on. We'll get your

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Speaker 2: save on right there. We cleanse you right there in

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Speaker 2: the driveway.

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Speaker 1: Won't we want to do it?

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Speaker 2: Will and will he won't.

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Speaker 3: Thanking of you. Coming up next Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 5: My man says I went from wop to hop.

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Speaker 3: We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 4: You're listening hard morning show