WEBVTT - Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's kind of been going stir crazy just sitting

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<v Speaker 2>around the house while he looks for a job. So

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<v Speaker 2>he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, that and the fact that what he's about

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<v Speaker 2>to tell her what he's been doing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming some stuff here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in

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<v Speaker 1>to get a phone tap. Let's see what happens. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how's your day?

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you pretty good? There's a little problem? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 3>My cocktail dress. What do you mean you shrink it

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it went from a size it would figure to

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<v Speaker 1>a size that would only sit like a five year old? What? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just tomorrow. Yeah, well you're not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to because.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried is a gy already you pay the dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it would it would fire, would smell.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why are.

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<v Speaker 3>You doing laundry? Well, I never Doaudrey, Why I do

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<v Speaker 3>laundry because you don't know how to do laundry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought I would just throw it in with

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<v Speaker 1>my other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.

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<v Speaker 3>Why was there paint on your clothes?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get

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<v Speaker 1>ahead start. Yeah. Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets

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<v Speaker 1>in the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 3>You painted the cabinets and the ceiling of the kitchen, most.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the ceiling. I got some of the paint on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, and then I tracked it around the house

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>What could did you paint it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then ann puse for

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<v Speaker 1>the cabinets, And I thought, why would you do that

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<v Speaker 1>without talking to me first?

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you paint our kitchen without talking to me first? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>we didn't even talk. We didn't even agree on a color.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, which is the type of thing you need

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to me about before you do in our apartment,

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<v Speaker 3>maroon on the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very soothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you painting.

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<v Speaker 4>The cabinets and the ceiling in our apartment? Why are

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<v Speaker 4>you doing laundry? And why are you putting my dress

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<v Speaker 4>in with your painting clothes. You knew I had to

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<v Speaker 4>wear that dress tomorrow. Is your problem. You need to

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<v Speaker 4>get out of the house and they're doing something. Jake,

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<v Speaker 4>stop doing things inside the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have time for this.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't make a decision like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Without sing to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that, you know, if I make a small decision,

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<v Speaker 1>it will lead to a bigger decision.

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<v Speaker 4>You a bigger decision like getting a job or were

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<v Speaker 4>you ever going to decide about that, because that's something

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<v Speaker 4>you could be doing during this time instead of painting

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<v Speaker 4>the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Go hold on, babe. The drivers coming off the wall

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. It looks like I should put all

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<v Speaker 1>those tennis shoes in with water bedsheets.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop doing things, stop doing things aroound the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Just turn everything off and walk out of the house

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<v Speaker 4>and don't apply for a job. I'm so sick of this.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to get out of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop touching my things.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you did this.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to take care of this before I get home.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to be care that I'm not going home

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<v Speaker 4>to this.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to fix the wall, and you need to

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<v Speaker 3>give me.

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<v Speaker 4>Money for a new cocktail dress because I need it

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<v Speaker 4>for tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't deal with you just sitting around the apartment doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>should give me some credit. I mean maybe a c

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<v Speaker 1>D apartment?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you today?

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<v Speaker 4>You shrunk my cocktail dress?

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<v Speaker 3>What else did you do today? What did you do

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<v Speaker 3>that was at.

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<v Speaker 4>All helpful to in my life? I can't sit here

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<v Speaker 4>and talk.

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<v Speaker 3>To you about what you step in our apartment? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand you need to get out of the

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<v Speaker 4>house and go apply for a job.

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<v Speaker 1>It don't be cant a lot of time for nat.

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<v Speaker 4>So see day, why would you take a nap? You

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<v Speaker 4>slept until ten, You sleep until noon.

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<v Speaker 3>Naps the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority

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<v Speaker 1>list be? What would you try and tackle first?

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker.

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<v Speaker 4>Make the decision yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I on the right track? There?

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<v Speaker 3>Takest these problems.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 3>You are talking to me so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Set Hey, hey Katie, who is this? Take a party?

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<v Speaker 2>No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Baby? Take How do you have time to phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap me?

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't have a job.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't get it. I can't believe you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, I had like an interview to day went

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<v Speaker 1>really well and I thought on my way home you

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<v Speaker 1>tak my dress. No, everything's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, thank god, I gotta Golvis.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tap Tap was pre recorded permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>The Elisan Phone have only on Elvis Duran in the

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