WEBVTT - Hour 2 - Herbert's PDA, Dating, Mid Weak Major! 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.279 Hey, thanks for listening to the Cavino and Rich Podcast. 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:06.520 Be sure to catch us live every weekday from five 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:10.040 to seven Eastern to be four Pacific on Fox Sports Radio. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:12.920 Find your local station for Covino Rich at Foxsports Radio 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.200 dot com, or stream us live every day on the 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:23.720 iHeartRadio app by searching f SR. Hey, that's us, Yeahnis, 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:28.200 Steve Cavino and Rich Davis. That's who I'm Steve. That's Rich, 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:32.040 Steve Covino, the guy that DM Lombard Junior trying to 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.600 become his friend before it becomes too popular. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.839 That's right, man, I want to come on the show. 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:38.440 My new bestie, George Lombard Junior. I hope you had 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.600 a George Lombard Junior sort of night last night. Oh 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.720 are you gonna have a Ted Lasso night tonight? 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.279 Lasso's back, Big Mic and I were just saying, Ted 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:49.400 Lasso my favorite fictional athlete other than wild Thing. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:49.880 Rick Vaughan. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.080 You just like Ted Lasso caause you look like and 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:52.800 with a mustache. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:53.319 Shut your mouth. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.360 I think it's getting good reviews. Let me tell you. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.080 If you don't like Ted Lasso, I question your heart. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:02.040 Ooh fighting word, really do it's getting better reviews than 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:03.160 your Will Ferrell show. 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.520 Well, I admit that the only thing cool about The Hawk, 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.120 which I loved, was the dope est theme song The. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:16.520 Man. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.760 I apologize for bringing that show. Dan by Ready to go. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.880 Danny g is on the phones today seven seven ninety 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.200 nine on Fox. We got Iowa Sam this hour with 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.440 Midweek Major. We're gonna go over the biggest stories in 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:29.360 sports and pop culture and decide together are these stories 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.759 midwek or Major? We do that every midweek every Wednesday. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.600 Dan Byer's here with your updates. But before we get 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.319 into Mike who runs his take? You know Coldstone Mike, 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.000 who's you Mike? You can see him. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.440 You actually can watch the show right now streaming live 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.959 at Coveno and restrects us are. Yeah, I know. I 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.720 had ice cream. I I twice last week. We had 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:50.720 our big uh our nice little treat for our friends 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.960 of dairy Queen yea god. And then I took my 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:58.920 daughter to Coldstone Creamery and I thought of my Coldstone Mike, Oh, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:02.800 you gotta get cake batter one with the brownie. Well, 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:05.360 before we get into Mike the birthday cake remix. I 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.920 think it's called okay Oh I just want to you know, 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.000 I do want to get some Mike's idea or Mike's 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.680 take on this too, before we get into it. I 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:12.919 just want to let you know what else is coming 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.639 up later on in the show. And we promise we 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.040 talk about Justin Herbert. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:18.040 Here's the deal. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.600 They're at training camp and Justin Herbert's there, and I 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.000 know what he's doing, having a picnic, doing stretches. He's 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.840 on the floor, smochy, smoochy. I'm just seeing pictures here. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.640 I haven't seen actual footage of this, but I'm seeing 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:35.280 pictures of Justin Herbert and his new fiance. Again, beautiful girl. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.400 I get it, and you break all the rules for 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:38.160 beautiful women. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:38.560 We all do. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.200 We're suckers. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.160 But Madison Beer is there and she's on the field. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.680 I don't know if they're like, if he's serenading her, 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.320 if he's playing guitar, if they're having a picnic drinking champagne, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.560 if she's helping him stretch. I can't tell what's happening. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:53.280 But she's on the field with the guy, and it 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.440 looks like they're what are they called little nome kisses. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:57.919 Looks like they're a little snuggling up. 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.639 You have a problem with that? You know they're Yeah, 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:02.960 but I don't know if that's politically correct. 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:03.600 I don't know if you say that. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:07.200 I don't think you can't be racist in. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.920 Dancing. Who's offended you? I kissed that. We don't kiss 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:15.440 like that. I don't even want to. They don't want 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:15.839 to be called? 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:17.080 Is that truth? 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:21.680 Is that a true thing? Yeah? Are you serious? Are 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:25.240 you trolling me? The correct term is you can't say eskimo. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:32.080 You cannot eskimo is on the list of possibly offensive terms. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.160 So it looks like if you and your buddy hooked 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.480 up with the same girl, you're no longer brothers. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:40.600 Who knows, We don't know the rules. We're just trying 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:44.560 to be respectful. Right, Things change and change as I'll 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:44.880 tell you. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:49.040 What I learned that it's a when my kids entered 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:52.200 pre k t K. Now how you sit these days? 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:53.600 Criss cross apple sauce? 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:56.920 Yeah? No more uh Indian style? Right? 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:59.000 Did you see that clip of Keith Hernandez, one of 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:03.160 my favorites. They talked about the Boston Braves on the 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.440 Mets telecast last night, and Keith it at this that's 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:09.760 raving about how much he loved that logo, and it's 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:13.760 like the very racist looking logo, right, and the guy 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.680 grounds into a double play and Gary Cohen goes, thank god, 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.120 that saved us from an awkward moment. 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.560 You're talking about the Braves, right, I'd say racist depending 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.279 on who you asked. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.200 Right, some people may be proud of it. You know. 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.400 I'll try to pull that clip later. Now I'm looking 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.680 at the picture here. There's a picture again of Madison 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:36.720 Beer and Justin Herbert at Chargers training camp. Looks like 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.800 she's fixing his hair, like he wears that thing in 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:39.159 his hair. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.520 Yeah, they're both running their hands through each other. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:49.520 Use of the word canoodling at training camp on the field. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:53.880 Now, dude, new love is great. Young love is great. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.360 I'm not hating on their love. What I'm saying is 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.640 there's a time and place for renegades, and there's a 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:02.360 time and place for canoe and I'm not sure training camp, 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:06.800 even though she's Madison Beer, is that place I have 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.200 a girlfriend? Has she ever been here when we're on 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:10.200 the air, fixing my hair? 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:14.120 Think about it? Think about that, because rich is all 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:17.200 about it. One touch your hair? How do you that 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.440 is true? Not even my girlfriend, how do you feel 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:24.680 about PDA? Even worse PDA at the workplace? That's how 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.640 I look at it, all right, let's let's put that 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:30.719 into think about it. Let it simmer. Look up the 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.560 picture we're talking about. I'm gonna think about it, and 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.039 you know what I'm also gonna look up for later 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:37.640 that Keith andanders Cliff. I think you guys will find 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:41.760 it very far. Let's go to Mike. It's time for 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:42.280 his take. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:47.040 Let's go to microphone assassinated. It's time for Mike. Who 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:47.960 runs this take? 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:48.440 Who? 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.679 Big Mike may get to be in charge of the segment, 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:52.760 but he still doesn't run this place. He really doesn't 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.680 even run this segment when you think about it, because 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.839 this Mike can be turned off by Sam at any moment. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.280 May be true, but Big Mike does get to pick 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.400 the topic and then cn our offer their strong opinions 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:06.159 on it. Consider it a warm up to Midweek Mature 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.200 Mike who rubs this take? Who? 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:11.400 Mike cold Stone? Mike, what's up? 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.279 Mike? Hello? Gentlemen, how are you good to see her? 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:14.840 What's up? Man? 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.520 Get ready for my strong opinion? What'd you take? 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:18.760 Man? 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:19.159 Yeah? 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.720 All right? Here to get a little warm and get 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.679 some warm up in. Yeah. So today we are talking 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:30.080 about relationship and or dating advice not always the same. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.479 They can be the same, but dating and being in 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:37.160 a relationship can be two different things. So I pulled 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.800 a clip that I would like to play for you, 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:44.680 a famous piece of dating advice. What's the door? All right? 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:45.279 Listen to me. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.080 You'll pull up right where she is right, So we 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.920 get out of the car. You lock both doors, You 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.200 get out of the car, You walk over the hub 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.000 and bring her over to the car. You take out 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.159 the key, put in the lock, open the door for 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.720 and you let her get in. Then you close the 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:02.760 doll on her. Then you walk around the back of 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.200 the can. You look through the rear window. If she 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.760 doesn't reach over, lift up that button field so you 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:08.240 can get in. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:10.800 Just like that. 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.480 Listen to me, kid, if she doesn't reach over, lift 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.640 up that button field so you can get in. That 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.960 means she's a selfish broad and all you've seen is 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:18.880 the tip of the iceberg. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:20.400 You dump, but you dump a fest. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.880 That's the dump door test from a rockstail. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:24.800 But classic. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:27.800 I'm a fan of the Mario test. Though you remember 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:28.560 the Mario test. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:29.480 The Mario test. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:33.360 Yeah, that was from the scene from the moment. There 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:37.040 was another story from the film called the Mario Test. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.720 The Mario test is, uh, how Mary went through all 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.640 that effort to find the princess and the castle and. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.480 Your friend Marios and Moron. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.880 It involves driving up next to a truck and if 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.320 she continues. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.760 Ah Mario. 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:54.720 But yeah, the door test is a classic movie example 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.280 of great love advice for sure. And by the way, 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.720 I watched that movie with my daughter recently. Still holds up. 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.200 It's a it's sure better. It's a period it's a 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.720 period piece. So a lot of period pieces will hold 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.720 up bronxtail. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:10.200 So Mike pose the question for the millions that could 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.040 possibly be listening right now. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.840 I want to hear your best advice. What like we 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.560 have here on this show. We've got, you know, Dan, 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.960 buyers are happily married, rich, happily married. I'm happily married, 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.720 and we also have happily divorced. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.200 We have happily divorced, we have happily single. He's the 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.280 ambassador of the divorced. That's called that's right. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:34.200 It's we've got representation from all aspects of where you 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.679 might be in a romantic relationship, from looking for a 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:42.680 romantic relationship to having been in one or being in 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.920 a long term one. I want to hear from you, guys. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:48.240 What is your best advice? What is the one thing. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.640 That maybe we're gay told you or somebody told you. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.720 What do you got to tell somebody else? 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:56.800 And then I will share with you the definitive advice 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:00.719 that everybody needs to hear when embarking a long term 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:01.000 or life. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.640 You know you made me think of while people think 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:05.760 of their you know, their wisdom and their advice they 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.560 want to give and share. Please call eight seven seven 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:09.520 ninety nine on Fox. 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:09.800 Now. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.440 Maybe the coolest one will give you a summer prize 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.120 pack or something. Right Danny G eight seven seven ninety 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.319 nine on Fox, Call us Now, I got. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.000 Got a box of the grilling aprons right here my feet. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:20.320 Nice. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:21.920 You know he made me think of because he played 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.559 a bronxtail. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.360 I was one time. I was out one time with 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.880 an ex girlfriend. I gotta clean this up for the radio, haha. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.840 And you know we were from Jersey. I'm from Jersey. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.760 It was in the Hoboken area, I think, and I'm 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.440 out there with my young girlfriend. We were all young 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.320 at the time, you know, in our twenties or whatever. 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:45.120 But she was like a big time looker, like I 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:46.880 look like a young little boy, and I was like 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.240 with a really pretty girl, right, why don't you brag 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.320 about it? Oh, this is the true story. I'm telling 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:54.480 you why this happened. So I'm sitting there and uh, 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:57.520 these fat Italian guys rest in peace, big pussy pastor 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:01.520 like guys like that Bubby Bucalau, Right, They're looking. They're like, 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.200 look at this guy. Look at his schlob with this 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.960 this girl over here. That's basically what they're thinking, Hey, 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.120 look at his guy, what is he the wait, there's 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.080 something was he doing? 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.520 Thought that about you? Most girls you've been with? So 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.360 they hey you and I go me. He's like, yeah, 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.160 get over here, and I'm I'm like a young guy. 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.840 I'm not gonna say no. They pull me into the 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:26.280 table because everyone thinks they're gangster sopranos guys New Jersey 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.080 changes me by the cheek and he goes, hey, sit down, 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:36.439 and he pinches this fat Italian guy pinches my cheek 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.360 like something out of a mob movie for real, and 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.480 he's like, hey, is that your girl over there? 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:44.240 I'm like, yeah, it is okay, you with a girl 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.600 like that? Like yeah, and he goes, you know how 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:48.160 you keep it? 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.280 Oh, how are you gonna clean this up? On this story? 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.360 He pitches my cheek real hard, and then he takes 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.760 his meat hooks and puts them behind my neck and 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:00.000 pulls me in real close, and he says something about 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.880 I learned how to bleezer in the bedroom, something like that, 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:07.000 something like that, you got to learn how to see 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:07.400 to say. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:11.040 We ended up breaking up, like special but true story. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:15.040 And he said something very specific, but I'll never forget it. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:19.600 And I was like, man, gross, l you know special, 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.080 more information than I needed from a random guy. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:26.400 Dude, I'll never forget it. A good night fellas, okay, 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:31.480 I will take that to maybe you just weren't doing it. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.880 I never came through. Maybe you just weren't doing it right. 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.760 But your your best truth And all these are relations Mike, 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.000 I'm specializing in relationship advice. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.679 Okay, I got five of them. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.959 Oh geez, this is a relationship expert. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:45.679 You don't get ahead. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:48.120 It says it on his business card. You know, I 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:52.800 probably as usual hijacking my segment, Mike, I know significantly 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:57.199 more about dating than sports. I'm very well capable of 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.080 doing like a relationship show. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:00.640 This is your podcast. 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.839 Then again, you haven't been singing on a long ass time. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.000 I don't you know how to keep a relationship, to 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:06.280 pick your one or two best ones? 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:07.240 I don't. I don't know. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.360 I don't know the world of apupdating and all that now. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:15.160 But nothing dynamics between men and women and gay couples 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.040 and anything. It's still the same, like nothing changes, just 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.840 different paths. Right, these are quickies, Mike, so I can 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.599 give you all five. Okay, I think early on in 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.320 a relationship you need to go to a comedy club 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:27.199 with someone. You need to see what she laughs at, 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.800 because if she doesn't laugh at sophomore jokes or any 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.760 type of naughty jokes, you might be If the comedian 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:38.120 tells a naughty joke and she's like, eh, maybe she's 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.720 not for you, and you might immediately be like, then 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.439 we're not Like if those type of jokes make her 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.160 go oh, then not for me? 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.280 Well what if what if they make you go too? Nothing? 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.960 Yeah, you guys are on the sand, not for rich, 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:52.480 but maybe for somebody else. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:52.800 Right. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:53.760 Rule number two. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:54.480 Things that make you go. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.400 Things that make you You got that. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.320 These football better than things that make you go. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:07.440 You gotta take a girl. Don't never again cleaning everything up. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.000 You never do that again. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:10.200 I think we shoul dump that. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:17.480 Actually, you know how many people listening right now just 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:18.480 pulled over and vomited. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.680 I just dumped out a lot of content. You tell 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.440 me to dump, I'm gonna dump. Whether you're joking or not. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:26.400 Vomits all over this place. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.040 I think you have to take a girl to Teppanyaki hibachi. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.360 And when the hibachi chef goes around and he tries 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.600 to see if someone wants to catch the little cut 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.960 up piece of vegetable or the shrimp, if a girl's 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.920 like no, I look at that as like you're not 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:42.840 fun enough to be with me. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:44.960 Wow, It's. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.679 It's an indicator of like she's not fun. You're on 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.440 a date, and Rick just wants to know if she 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:53.480 likes zucchini or not. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:54.120 That's what it is. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.439 I know, I really just want to know are you? 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:57.120 Are you fun? 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.400 If a girl, if anyone at the hibachi tables like 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.480 if you don't like rich is not dating. 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:02.280 But it's never shrimped. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.160 It's you know, it's always did I know what you're 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:05.760 getting at, Like, do they are they going to be 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:07.120 played for? Are they going to be fun? Are they 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.160 going to be willing to again match? 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:09.480 Rich? 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.400 Rich is the type of guy on vacation when they 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.080 say do we have any volunteers? Rich is the guy? 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.960 So you know, so the motor skills. It's a matter 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.000 of what's a priority to you. But these are good 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:24.160 tests I need. I think before you take someone very seriously, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:25.920 you need to see all her friends. Because I made 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.880 the mistake once of dating a good looking girl and 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:32.080 then seeing like she was a good looking girl amongst 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.200 a posse of like models, and I would have chosen 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:39.160 differently had I seen all her friends first. That's very 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:41.560 Always see her friends first. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.240 You might want to preface that with you were twenty 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.360 something when you thought this shell He I mean twenty something. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.480 I mean, what are we doing next? 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:49.600 One? 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:51.880 I'd say that's fair because you don't want to be 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.560 sure you're not in love with one of her friends exactly. Yeah, Okay, 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.320 don't make that decision until you know see all her 0:14:58.320 --> 0:14:58.920 friends first. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.240 This is this is as riches. These are riches. I 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.320 just want to make sure everybody this is all Rich. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.200 I once told someone told me this once and it 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.600 stuck with me. You know, people love to be like 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:14.920 you know, marriage and relationships are really hard. I don't 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.400 think they should be. I've been in hard relationships. If 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.000 you're with someone that you click the right way, of 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.160 course you're gonna have your little battles and struggles. But 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.160 I don't think marriage should be hard. I think marriage 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.640 would be two people that are teammates that are really 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.280 really working towards a goal, and most of the time 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.480 you get along. If you if you look at like 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.240 your data deck, marriage is tough, why would you want 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.480 to be in that. I don't think marriagehould be hard. 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:37.800 I think marriage should be. 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:42.200 If I may, yes, life is hard enough, Yeah, your 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.600 marriage should not contribute to that. It should help the 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.240 hardships that you're going through, yeah, and should be able 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.160 to support each other when things get difficult, you support 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:51.520 each other. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.600 But the idea of like marriage is hard, like I 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.520 don't I already have a job. I don't you know, 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:58.040 I already have other responsibilities. My marriage should be something 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:00.440 that brings me joy, and my wife brings me joy. Okay, 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.720 So I don't think the whole marriage is hard to 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.080 deal with it last one. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:08.600 Mike Rich has lots of I only wrote one down. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.440 Rich Rich says he has a thing on his wall 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:13.160 says bring me joy and bring me coffee. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:18.000 Woman prepared to LOTU cave you no question. Have one 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.000 of your hot friends do it? 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.000 Covi, you no questioned whether he's like, I don't know 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:23.840 if you prep enough? And now I prep and know 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:24.280 what does he do? 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:25.720 He yells at me. Uh huh, I. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.000 Didn't say anything. Max said, you're taking over his take. 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.680 Happy wife, happy life is a terrible phrase. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:32.000 It really is. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:32.600 It's just rhymes. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:33.120 I agree with you. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:37.880 It's a happy spouse, happy house. You need to make 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.480 each other happy and make yourself happy. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.640 Sure, because the happy man that's the plan. See that 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.800 yourselfish the other way. But I'm saying I hate that. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:49.040 I hate that when some some old guy inevitably stands 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:50.080 up at a wedding could. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.200 Have the microphone. Uncleank everyone in here. I just want 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.480 to give advice to the newly reads. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.960 Dylan, you know what they say, happy wife, happy life. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:02.120 No lame. I worry about her happiness, but you got 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:02.720 to worry about yours. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.320 Rich has a sign in his kitchen and says happy dude, make. 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:06.119 Me food woman. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:13.560 Woman. All of a sudden, Rich has that sign sounds 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:14.080 more like. 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:19.560 I have a sign that says live life, love woman. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:21.960 I want to know what I'm done that I want 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.280 to hear from single guys. Sam, you hear anything, Sam. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.400 I say a single first of all, but I would 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.040 just say, yeah, I mean you're not married. 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:29.920 I'm not married, but that's also not single. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:33.080 Yeah, technically you're you're you know, legally legally legal single. 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:33.480 Sure. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:35.879