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They just kept walking towards it. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.960 Maybe they were running from something, maybe they were going 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:50.760 to something, but the thunder was loud and very obvious. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.600 I don't care. I just want to be with you. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.280 I don't care how dangerous it looks. I just want 0:00:56.280 --> 0:01:00.400 to be here for you. Greg. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.360 And do you have to go through this checklist? We're 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:08.760 going into this canyon? Okay, alright, alright, you're grabbing me. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:10.680 I just have to go because I want to pay 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.360 with you. Kendra, I get it, Yes, I get it, 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.440 but we're going into this canyon and I don't care 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:20.160 how dangerous. We have a safety checklist, ok okay, okay, 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:22.319 we gotta go through it, fly through them quickly because 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:26.440 I can't stress enough. I want to be okay. Alright, alright, okay, 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.080 truck up on the side of the truck, said ranger. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.680 The guy comes out clearly used the ranger. I don't 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.760 care if he plans to arrest us for stresspassing. I 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.080 just want to be with you. What are you guys 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:40.080 doing out here? Oh? No, hey, it's exploring. What you 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.959 know there's a thunderstorm? Or did you hear that noise? 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.600 Are you guys? Are you are? It's me, It's it's 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.040 it's me. It's Jack Anderson. Yeah, the Explorer. I'm Jack Anderson, 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:53.840 the Explorer. I wait, from the TV show You're Not jacking? Yeah? 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:58.800 From Jackson show me some I d Jonathan Holy shit. Yeah, 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.600 I love your show man man. Yeah, we're you just 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.960 look different. You got a beard on or something or 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.360 it like you did, just look different. I didn't reconnize. Yeah, 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.240 you know, I've been growing the beard out and mean, 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:11.200 my my best girl. We're gonna We're gonna go down 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.440 into the canyon, no matter how dangerous it is. He man, Yeah, 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.520 I've watched your show. I know what you can and 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.160 can't do. You do whatever you need to do. Man, 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.560 you go out there, just so if anybody, any of 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.440 the rangers asks you, don't tell them. I said that 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.919 you can go up there. All right, Terence, I see 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.080 your name Terence, Terence, but there's a Terrance to who 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.480 also works here. Just make sure you don't. It's with 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.440 the name mind the Knee. You know my show. You 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.200 know what we're gonna be. We're just gonna be looking 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:38.520 to see what the earliest like you know, cave drawings are. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.120 How early was you talk and humanized? That's what we're 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.600 gonna do. Believe this. We're gonna go check out. Man. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.680 You know you know my game. It's all about human 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:50.679 Nobody's gonna believe you. Man, Okay, it's not you. That's 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:54.240 when he lost his girlfriend to the thunderstorm. The lightning 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.600 came straight down and write her from the top of 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:06.200 her head down to the tip of her dead. No, Kendra, Kendra, Kendra, 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:18.880 all right, I'm so sorry. Whoa we're happening over here. 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.280 By the way, Torrance, how did you guys got here? 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.760 We drove me here. I who told you you could 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.799 come down here? I just go, man, that's just my thing. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.960 I go places I don't I don't get permission. I 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:34.720 just And now it's killed someone, Terence. So you want 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:37.720 to tell me why there was a couple down by 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.200 the canyon in the middle of a thunderstorm. Wait what, 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.320 I didn't see any couple there. I don't lie to me, Terence. 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.600 I'm not lying to you. You honestly think if I 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.200 would have seen somebody like Jack and Ship. Hold on, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.200 that was Jacket. Yeah, that was Jack Anderson. You saw 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.640 him to him and his lady. Well his lady is dead, 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:58.200 but that was Jacket. What she That was him from 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.720 the show? Yeah, from the show. He has a beard. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.760 Jack Anderson ended up having to bury the girl that 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.240 he had aided for a brief amount of time, and 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.280 he was a guest on a few different talk shows. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:11.560 Everybody couldn't help but ask him about what happened to 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.200 his lady partner, rather than when his new show is 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.160 going to come out. So I'm so excited that you're here. 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:21.560 Thank you for having me. And um, I know that 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:22.960 the producers have been wanting to teach on the show 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.720 for a long time, really long time. Big fan. That's 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.640 our producer, that's Jeff, big fan. Are you doing? Thanks 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.279 for being a Thank you for being so great that 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:33.480 I would want to be a fan. So you got 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.160 a new show coming out? Do you want to tell 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:39.080 us a little bit about it? It's happened to the girl? Well, 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.200 it was clear we who were gonna go back to 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.400 the Kender story. There was the gods, you know, the 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.400 did you murder hair? No, I didn't know. She was 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.080 a lovely girl. It just a range of you talk 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.240 took her away much too quickly. But if we could 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.719 talk about my show adventure is now well we'll get 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.120 to that. Let me ask you a question. Before Candrew, 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.840 you dated another girl. Do you remember a girl named Gina? Well, 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.040 guess what, Gina remembers you too. Gina, come on out here, 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:11.880 it's me. You remember me? Do you remember me? None 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.440 of this? And then I'm back. You thought I was 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.120 never gonna be back, but now I'm big. Jana came 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.920 out from behind the studio audience or wherever these guests 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:24.040 usually come from. She had a white streak of hair, 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.800 that ran through her dark black hair, and all of 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.200 her melanin was split down the middle. It's hard to explain, 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.240 but basically she looked like she had been struck by 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.080 lightning directly on the top of her head. And this 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:39.800 was the aftermath. I was not briefed on this our interview. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.880 You brought another one of your horrors to the canyon 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.239 and got them struck by line into Look at that, sister, 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.400 It's I'm cursed. Okay, everyone at home. Every woman that 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.160 I've ever loved has been struck by lining. It's how 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.440 do you want to hear you in the camera? You want? 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.800 You want to know that? Of course, years went by 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:03.279 because Jack Amerson lost this show. He was down and 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.760 out and he was still looking for love, so he 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:11.320 decided to check out the most new dating app to 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.520 see what he could find. Bro, have you seen this one? 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.599 This is the most new dating app. Have you seen 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:22.839 it called? It's called I'm Scared of Lightning App? Every 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:27.159 single every single check on this app. She's scared of lightning, 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.920 so she will go out of her way to avoid 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:34.640 lightning at all costs. So I saw it. Light barkeep 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:42.360 barkeep light for me, my friend? How do I click down. Okay, 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.920 look at her, Look at her. How scared she seemed 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.240 to be of lightning. I just figured this was your 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:48.760 your kind of thing, you know, because so many of 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.359 your girls died from from lightning, so you want to 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.400 avoid it. At that point, they both decided to go 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.880 out or a cigarette break. Jack didn't smoke, but his 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:03.320 partner Bart was a big smoker. Hey, Brosanna, is there 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.360 a storm coming. I'm gonna go check it. I'm gonna 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:13.880 go investigate. When people come, win me, be careful. It's 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:18.000 expanded to my friends. No. That's when Jack realized that 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:22.040 is cursed and only select the ones that he loved romantically, 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:25.560 but also he loved in general, his friends, his lovers. 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.320 He didn't know it was next you boys recording all this. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:32.360 He gotta go here. You you were Mr Host and 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:36.320 you and you have do you audio? Guy? You're gonna 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.640 go You're gonna get killed. Get away from this bargain. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.720 I'm sure it's fine. Can I get you do it 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:50.080 my check real quick quick? Go one. Luckily I did 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.360 all my audio after the fact, so I wasn't even 0:07:52.520 --> 0:08:00.320 close to them when they were outside in the storm. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.320 This is this is American's Live I'm Your Host, Sorry 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:06.680 with producer Andy. Our special guest contributor for this episode 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.640 is Scott Palmerston. In our show, we will be using 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.320 our Trustee Sentence Generator to bring you a story in 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:16.800 three improvised acts. This week's theme, partnership, could range from 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:22.360 anything from friendship to romantic relationships to even your family 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:36.760 partnerships the whole spectrum. Stay with us Act one. His 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:41.000 ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.840 hours in a row, also to wake up to banana 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:49.760 pancakes every other day. He had these very childish fantasies, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.760 ones that he never let go of, even from childhood 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:54.800 and his adulthood. He wanted to be treated like he 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.319 was a kid on vacation. Is That's the thing I 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:00.599 don't get about Ben. He's you know, he's he's successful. 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.760 He's what you're You're a hedge fund manager. And here's 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.240 the thing, like I just been missing you know, yeah, 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.440 I just don't meet that. I just I've just really 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:13.120 tapped into that, which makes me young Adam, you know, 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.240 young Adam. That's head. I just want to be able 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.120 to enjoy and take care of the kid inside who 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.480 just wants to have fruit loops. Who just wants to 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:23.440 play Mega Man three over and over again. I don't 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.840 think there's anything wrong with that. You have a hard 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:29.080 time focusing on your adult responsibilities when you have these 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.360 childish wants. I respect for your coming from. I don't 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:36.720 think they're childish wants. I think it's who I am. Ultimately, Yeah, 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.920 I live in a house with other people, don't pay 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.720 a lot of rents. We also made sure not to 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.000 give him any responsibility, all right. You know, we knew 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.520 we wouldn't be able to handle him because his eyes. Yeah, 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:50.200 Mega manitry the other plan and having kids. He has 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:52.920 three kids. The state took the kids away. Yeah, I 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.320 have three. I have three kids. Yeah, child Protective Services 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.360 took those kids away. There, that's right, you know, like 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:00.439 like everybody has just kind of agreed that he not 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.880 to have any responsibility. But just which is fine, Okay, 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.559 Well if we look at we don't look at Richard 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:12.079 dreyfuss In. You know, Mr Holland's opus no in close encounters. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.480 He gets called to something greater and nobody calls him 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.160 a dead beat dad. He leaves his family and he 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.400 he goes back to the us. I'm just going back 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.160 to the mud. I've never I've never seen that movie 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.000 because some of us just don't have time to sit 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.959 and watch movies all there. You know. I just say, 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:27.880 this is what all my college friends are like. They 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.439 come into town and they you know, they like, we're 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.160 not gonna give him any responsibility at the reunion, and 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.640 you don't have to. I mean, but I'm gonna go 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.480 to the reunion. We're all gonna enjoy ourselves. And how 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.160 are you going to get there? I'm gonna figure it out. 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.280 How are you going to get to the reunion? Get 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.760 his license suspended? Richard Dry He was walking up and 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.400 down the freeway with a backpack and a devil bag 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.640 filled with clothes. He had every intention of making it 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.880 to the reunion, but no idea how to get there. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:11:01.280 And he was three thousand five miles away. Oh oh, 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.920 probably gone with that guy. I don't know how much 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.560 out are you gonna get out here? Guys, it's just, 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.960 you know, it's just it's just me kind of walking 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.560 my path and kind of being out here. It's really, uh, 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.199 you know, there's not much to this. It's just living 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.400 with the inner child who I didn't listen to for 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.360 a very long time. That's why I started a family. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.320 That's why I went into banking, and it didn't do 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:26.360 well with it because you know, I wasn't Adam Adam? 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:29.640 Is that you? Derek Schopinski? All right? What are you 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.600 doing out here in the middle of nowhere? I watch 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.400 I'm headed to the reunion. Man was his best friend 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.080 from high school and seen him in over ten years 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:41.200 or whenever the reunion time span between that, and they 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.000 just picked up right where they left up. I haven't 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:47.800 seen you years and class ninety nine when we graduated together. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:51.160 That's crazy. Have you been up to you? You were 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.440 always a real go getter. I'm sure you went none 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.800 to do great things. I mean, yes, yes I did. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.640 Do you end up having any kids? I had? Yeah? 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.160 Ware where that? Why don't you bring him? Well? There 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.319 they live with their mom. Now, I oh that they 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:09.720 moved out to Colorado? Actually, oh yeah, and I'm here. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.400 I actually live in Venice. I'm not. I'm not too 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.400 far from the hotel where they're doing the reunion. Okay, okay, 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:16.960 you must have some high power job out here, and 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:18.640 that's why that's why your family had to move to 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.679 the Colorado. Is that is that what you're doing? It's 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.160 cold out here, man, Do you want to get in 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.719 so warm up a little bit? Sure? You have a 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:29.480 question for you? Yeah? Have you seen Mr Holland's Opus, No, Close, counter, 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.240 close Encounters and the Third Kind? Have you seen them? Yeah? 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.040 The Richard Drivers movie My Store is gonna make a 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:35.400 lot more sense. When don't we get in there and 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.839 let's get let's get to get all right, Okay, They 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.480 started making their way to the high school reunion. He 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.720 didn't want to tell the truth that he actually hit 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.000 checked his way all the way from Colorado, all the 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.960 way back to Venett's, California, where he had all started, 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.480 and he's tried to explain the concept or at the 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:54.319 story of those encounters? Are the third kind? Too? His 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.200 best friend, but kept thinking it was what about Bob 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.480 so the aliens? I don't I don't get when when 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:03.040 did the alien and starts psychoanalyzing Bill Murray? No, No, 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.320 billmers out in this one. It's um, it's a Richard Dreyfless. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.360 It's a yeah, it's a Steven Spielberg movie. I don't 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.319 think Spielberg did. What about bomb? I gotta tell you 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.720 just between the kids and between work, I just haven't 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.400 had much time to watch many movies. Oh man is 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:17.800 At that moment, he realized he also didn't have any 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.360 place to stay. His plan when he arrived to the 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.000 Union was to kind of camp out near the beach. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.480 But now that he ran into his best friend, he 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.120 figured you'd ask him for a place to cratch. All right, guys, 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.840 it's good to see Aliah. I'm gonna I'm gonna head 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:36.720 home to the fam. Alright, Hey, Adam, you keep in touch. Alright, 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:40.360 uh quick? Yeah, yeah, what's up? You know you're talking 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.040 about talking about that garage out back that you're you 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.640 guys are gonna turn into an airbnb, Like, yeah, yeah, 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.240 I mean do you need to help about that? I'm 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:49.320 good with the hammer. I mean, would it be art if? 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.240 I don't know. Uh, we got so much disposable income 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.600 that we we we just hired people to do that stuff. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.120 But but hey, anytime you want to pay the a 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.360 night to h to stay in it, you're you're welcome 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.160 to come come hang out. Man, it was really good 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:04.920 to see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna head out now, I'm 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.920 gonna I'm gonna go. Um, why Why are you standing 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.680 between me and the door man with there's something something 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.880 you need? You're pressing kind of hard on my chest? Man? 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:18.480 What what? What he are you trying to? Hey, hey, hey, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.280 are you trying to seduce me for some sort of 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:25.280 a monetary favor? That's currency on the streets. Adam, Are 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.560 you sure everything's going okay with you? I got that's 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:32.200 my tongue. Yeah, and that's my that's my tongue. Stop? Stop, Adam? 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.520 What's going on with you? Many now talk to me. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.480 Adam had no choice, but let's bill the beans. In 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.760 this particular case, he actually had a bag of beans 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.120 in his pocket that build out when he sat down. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.320 But then he did confess about what was going on 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.400 in his life, about how he lost his kids and 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.840 how he was kind of living in the streets in 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:53.040 a way. And yeah, it's not great. And I I 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.600 kind of wake up most days thinking, like Megan, like 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.880 have I made the redding, you know, decision? And and 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.480 and like I have screwed up so much? But but 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.200 but maybe it's good. Maybe it's good to listen to 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.680 your inner child and try to trust it. But but 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:11.960 I I don't live anywhere and I trade low for favors, 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.480 and uh, Derek, I'm just kind of in a way. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.800 I'm just kind of in a way. All right, Well, 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.520 I guess if you want, you can you can come 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:23.840 stay in the I mean the airbnb isn't isn't finished yet, 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.200 but you can come hang out tonight until you get 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.320 on your feet. But I mean we gotta hurry though, 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.280 before this bean stains sets in pants. He took him 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.920 up on his offer and moved into the house, started 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.400 rebuilding the out house and or whatever back house it 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.040 was into an Airbnb, and he started making his own 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:44.320 banana pancakes for himself. But the banana pancakes started catching on. 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:50.240 Everybody wanted to bite. Good morning, Honey, good morning, Good morning, Adam, 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:58.160 good morning. So what's your breakfast pancakes? Adam was just leaving. Yeah, 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.640 I just wanted to say thank you. I I got 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.760 the lease for a little venice. Oh, I got it 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:09.000 something at the Dorosey Dorothy. Hi. We saw that you 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:12.240 guys have this place up for rent on on Airbnb. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.800 We just decided we wanted to forego that, maybe avoid 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:16.440 some of the fees. I heard you guys have some 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:20.080 banana pancakes that come with the room. Yes, our house guests, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.400 he makes them, don't you. We would like to book 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.720 for a week. Is that possible, Well, it's already booked 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.040 because Adam staying here. But you know what, honey, what 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.880 you head out and make make some extra room for 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:33.600 these guests here? Not leaving my own house. Well, I 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.920 gotta make these pancakes. So I got a brook and 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.680 mortar for these pancakes opening up in Venice. I got 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.080 this place. I mean, things are looking pretty good for me. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.600 Now Adam makes pancakes. What do you bring to the table? Honey? Wait? Wait? 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:46.760 Why why don't have to leave my own house? Adam? 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.840 You come in here, breathe into town, you make my 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:53.840 family pancakes, and now I have to leave my own house. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.720 My kids are gonna be here. I have figured everything 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:57.880 out and they'll be here in a little bit. And 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.960 I don't want that kind of kidding a tune in 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.399 my house? Dad? What's going on? Bryce? This is your 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.240 new home. What are you surprise about? Bro? You don't 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.600 know his kid was fucking twenty one years old. It's up. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:11.479 I should have never stopped to pick you up at him. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.399 My whole life isn't shambles now because of you. Adam. 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.119 There there, Rice, don't cry, I'm not crying. You've upset 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.240 my boy. I'm just happy for you. Dad. You found 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:21.840 a new place, a new home, this is my place, 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.280 and a new wife and a new house. I'm gonna 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.159 meet your new wife. Yeah, this is Cassie. This is Cassie. 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:30.240 You mean your wife in a few weeks maybe, dude, Yeah, 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.960 great job. Totally forgive me for abandoning us. I asked 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.159 you to wait until after he left to write the 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:41.200 news to him we're gonna marry, But I get excited. 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.840 I get Oh. Look, I'm just following my bliss right now. 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.040 You know, goddamn had'm beant taking over his whole life, 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:50.000 his wife, his kids, even his job that he had, 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:52.480 and then he quit the job for him and then 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:55.240 went into banana pancakes full time. Boss. Don't worry that 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:58.520 these reports are gonna be You're fine anyway. Why why 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:00.440 didn't you say you quit and and you send me 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:03.520 an email to say go forth myself? No, I would 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.440 never do that. Yeah you did. You're at it, kid. 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:10.600 Wait a minute, I smell banana pancakes. Yeah, so what 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:15.760 I like pancakes and sometimes of the banana variety. Boss, 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.360 you gotta listen. There's not much time. I didn't send 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.080 you that email. I did not quit. Oh yeah, there's 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:22.840 this guy at him. I went to school with him. 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.880 Oh come on, he took my family, he took my wife, 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:30.000 he took my airbnb, he took my house. The airbnb 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:32.000 is part of the house. Now he's taking this job 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.520 for me. How's he taking the job if he got 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:37.560 your fire? Dumb ship? Did out of here? Adam? Come 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.520 out here? Adam break Rome. He's not here. I don't 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.639 even know what the funk you're talking. I can smell 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:46.840 the banana pancakes. Look what I gotta got a pancake. 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:51.600 Gotta listen, pancake Adam. I hdmatized everybody in Derek's life, 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:55.800 his boss, his friends, his wife, his kids who we 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:58.480 actually haven't even met yet. But it doesn't matter. Adam 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:01.840 has everything or took it anything from Derek. What do 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:08.200 they stay friends? Who knows? Coming up? Back to the 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:21.160 first word from our esteemed sponsors, stay with us. Back 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:27.720 to the interview. Get to know our guest for this episode, 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:30.200 Scott Palmerson, So how long have you been listening to 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:33.640 the show I've been listening to it for a week. 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:36.480 Oh nice, big fan, so a long time listener. Yeah, 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.119 and uh, tell us what you do what? I'm an 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:41.800 actor and I'm a singer. Nice. And then I do 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:43.440 other stuff to kind of like I'll pay the bills 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:45.439 while I being an actor and not stuff. And then 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:49.040 uh friends with Andy uh and we uh who did 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:52.679 And he was like, you want to come do this stuff? 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:54.600 And I was like, yeah, it sounds great and he 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:56.879 was like, since I've been such a long time listener 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:58.680 and it's such a I'm such a big fan, and yes, 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:00.240 I want to be a part of it. I was 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.680 a fan of friend, now much more a part. Are 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:05.520 you a big fan of musicals? Yes? I got really 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.600 into musicals. What's your favorite one? Probably a Little Shop 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:10.800 of Horse. Have you ever thought about maybe turning your 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:14.080 own life into musical? I'm actually writing it right now. 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:16.600 It's a Little Shop of Horrors, the one um where 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:20.879 Rick Moranus turns his kids into tiny, tiny people they 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.440 turn in where they shrink tiny and then then and 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:25.960 then he has to find them because he's trying. And 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:28.520 then there's a sequel right where he has a friend 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:30.639 and they're a Canadian they drink out a beer. L 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:34.080 A story, yes, is no l A story is the 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:37.000 one where the man has two brains. No, that's wrong, 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:41.159 It's called animaniac. That's true. Um, you know the one 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:44.280 you're referencing is that he it's like a Sereno di 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:48.680 Bergiac whatever you ever pronounced that. It's like that. That's Ghostbusters. 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:51.520 You're right, I'm sorry. It is Ghostbusters, the new one 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:54.560 that came out yea with Brian Doyle Murray. Yes. Do 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:57.480 you remember the first time that you decided you wanted 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:58.760 to be? What was the first Do you want to 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:00.440 be an actor? Do you want to be singer? What 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:02.119 was the first thing you even wanted to be? And 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:03.920 if it was something else, you can go and tell us, like, 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:05.440