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Speaker 1: He's another Hello, Hey, I was looking for Amelia. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is hey Amelia. This is Kolby Sazarek. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Singles. How are you doing? I'm okay, how are

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Speaker 1: you good? Thank you for signing up with our service.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the coordinators here and may I be

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Speaker 1: the first to say congratulations on jumping back in the

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Speaker 1: dating pool. Thanks splitch splash. It's time to get our

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Speaker 1: feet wet. Huh yeah, sure, So what happened? Did you

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Speaker 1: get dumped or divorced? Why are you out in the

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Speaker 1: market again? Is that really pertinent? Well, it just kind

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Speaker 1: of helps me personally know how much baggage you got

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Speaker 1: going on before I send you out into the wild. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my baggage is none of your business. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty rude to Cassie with their baggage. Is that you

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Speaker 1: don't even know? Yeah, but ma'am, everybody has baggage, right.

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Speaker 1: Some people have a carry on. Some people are checking

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Speaker 1: like twelve items. You know what I'm saying. So what

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Speaker 1: are you? Who are you to judge my character? You

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Speaker 1: don't know me? Okay, So I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: say you got quite a bit of baggage going on,

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Speaker 1: which is not a bad thing. I do not have baggage.

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Speaker 1: All I'm trying to do is get to know you

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Speaker 1: because we like to help our clients as best as possible. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I apologize if you felt that I was being insensitive,

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Speaker 1: So thank you. Fine, Okay, that was rude. Just let's

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Speaker 1: move on. Let's move on from that. Okay. How many

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Speaker 1: men have you slept with? Are you kidding? That is

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Speaker 1: no way I'm answering that question. Okay, so it's more

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Speaker 1: than five. I'm guessing by your answer that because you

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Speaker 1: know normally unbelievable. Well, I'm unreally regretting signing up right now.

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievable in my experience. In my experienced women

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Speaker 1: who have slept with less than five people or five people,

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Speaker 1: they'll tell you, but if it's over five, like off

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Speaker 1: of one hand, they want admit to it. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna put you down. Damn business. Well, I think it

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Speaker 1: is my business. I'm trying to help you date again. No,

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Speaker 1: it is not nobody's business but my own. All right, well, oh,

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Speaker 1: buddy's business. I'm putting you down for twenty five men

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Speaker 1: a good estimate. No, are you kidding me? Man, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why you're getting so angry. These are just

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Speaker 1: questions that I need to know in order to help

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Speaker 1: you get out in the dating. Don't need to know it,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't make sense. What do you match

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Speaker 1: people up by the number of sexual partners they've had? Well, yes, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: think about it. You don't want to put a race

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Speaker 1: car driver behind the wheel of a Kia, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. In the same respect, you don't want

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Speaker 1: put someone who just got their permit the driver's sea. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's enough. So what I'm asking is, what are you

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Speaker 1: a Ferrari or a Kia? No, I'm I am a

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Speaker 1: human being, I'm a woman, I'm none of I'm neither.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where to check that off. I need

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Speaker 1: an answer on one of those like how many miles

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Speaker 1: you got t been rotated service? If you ask me

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Speaker 1: one more time? Are you laughing right now? Are you

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Speaker 1: seriously laughing? Not at all, ma'am. I'm just curious, you know,

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Speaker 1: to see how many times O a doominter has rolled

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Speaker 1: past one hundred thousand miles or you're still God, I'm

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Speaker 1: seriously I'm going to I'm going to cancel my check.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call a better business bureau and I

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Speaker 1: will be writing a gazing YELP review on all on

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Speaker 1: your service because this is unacceptable. Before you cancel your

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Speaker 1: check and you call the Better Business few and everything,

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Speaker 1: I should probably tell you that this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call and then you can do all that after

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Speaker 1: feel feel free? What this is? Actually Jewabil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your friend Jill set you up. Oh my god. She

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Speaker 1: told me that you were nervous about this new dating

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Speaker 1: group that you joined. Oh my god. I am so

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Speaker 1: seriously though, Melia, how many dudes has it been? Weak up?

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Speaker 1: Every morning with super phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties?

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Speaker 1: Holy on ruining ninety two point five? Why would I

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Speaker 1: do without your star drawing me and you kicking me out?

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Speaker 1: God my kidding. I can't benue down? What's going on

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Speaker 1: that beautiful mind? Your imagine, mister mine, And I'm so

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Speaker 1: busy all ride my new water but I'm breathing fine,

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Speaker 1: You're crazy and I'm out of my mind because me

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Speaker 1: all of you love y'all curves and all your eggs

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Speaker 1: are y'all urve and interflections in y'all to me