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Speaker 1: We're gonna do this in three two one blast off?

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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Phone presents? Fifteen minute morning showy do die? And it's

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Speaker 1: not the twelve minute, it's like the thirteen year, the

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Speaker 1: fourteen It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast. I'm Greg

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Speaker 1: g and that is Garrett. Yep, Garret. You will not

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Speaker 1: get it. Yes, indeed he do die? From me? No,

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Speaker 1: but you do you love that word? Yes, indeed you die? Yes,

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Speaker 1: did you die? Here's the deal, you guys know, when

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Speaker 1: you hear Greg tan Garrett, there's only one thing and

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Speaker 1: that means there's a bigger name online to not really

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Speaker 1: almost ran morning show is interviewing. No one's being an

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Speaker 1: interview with the rest of the show. Realizes that the

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Speaker 1: boss is away. What they're out of here? Hold on

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Speaker 1: a minute, Hold on a minute. Are you telling me, Garrett? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that the two of us are sitting here right now.

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Speaker 1: Everybody else is like probably halfway home because they don't

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Speaker 1: want to work, which is odd because normally, what kind

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Speaker 1: of shit is that. You gotta be kidding me. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: that's the truth. That is unbelievable. Man. It's funny, you

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Speaker 1: know when you step in someone else's shoes. You always

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Speaker 1: someone else's shoes, a mile in someone else's shoes. Nate's

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Speaker 1: actually doing that right now. Now. Normally Nate would be

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Speaker 1: hanging out with us and doing the fifteen minute morning shows.

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Speaker 1: But after four hours of guiding the the Elvis durand Ship,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we're all in this together. No apparently not

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Speaker 1: it you and I. But what I mean really, you

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Speaker 1: You have to be a part of everything. Like like

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Speaker 1: Chevy Chase said, we're all in this together. Well, he's

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Speaker 1: not here, nor is anybody else. It's just you and me, buddy. Well,

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Speaker 1: what the hell are we going to talk about for

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes? For real? Now we've got thirteen minutes left.

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Speaker 1: We've kind of made, uh somewhat of a career out

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Speaker 1: of it. I'm just figuring it all out. Well, today

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Speaker 1: is Ali's birthday. So Ali, um, she is the new

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Speaker 1: new title. I always gotta make it sound sound better

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Speaker 1: than initially is. Like when you worked at the gas station.

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Speaker 1: You were in a petroleum engineer. Goe, you sound you

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Speaker 1: sound more bigger than you actually are. That's right. When

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Speaker 1: you are a teacher in college, you're no longer a teacher,

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Speaker 1: you are a professor. Or those those uh, those those

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Speaker 1: that's right. So Ali is our what is she? Director?

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Speaker 1: Digital digital director? Digital directors Ali? So Ali is celebrating

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Speaker 1: your birthday today, and uh, the whole morning show we

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Speaker 1: bringing a birthday cake. It's your birthday and we all

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Speaker 1: sing Happy Birthday, YadA, YadA YadA. But I gotta tell you, man,

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Speaker 1: the happy Birthday song. I think that the happy Birthday

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Speaker 1: song is so played out. Is this where you're gonna

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Speaker 1: bring in your Benigan song? I'm listen. I know that

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Speaker 1: The Happy Birthday song has been around for ages. Why

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Speaker 1: because it's universally known. I know that, but it's so

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Speaker 1: boring at this point. It's not boring that it's your birthday.

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Speaker 1: It's boring that that's the song that we that we sing, yes,

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Speaker 1: happy birthday to you. In comparison, your Bennigan's song when

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Speaker 1: you clap and then you sway and you sing, that

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Speaker 1: not nearly as long as the happy Birthday song and

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Speaker 1: happy birthday. When you're singing happy Birthday, you're not clapping,

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Speaker 1: you're not having to do a dance. And when you

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Speaker 1: here my birthday song. It goes like this, happy happy clap. No,

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Speaker 1: dreams come true. And then you go back to the

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Speaker 1: to sing happy Birthday. Well, so for you to go,

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Speaker 1: you know what, it's time to incorporate choreograph dance moves

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Speaker 1: not trying to reinvent the wheel. The wheel would be

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Speaker 1: like making somebody have a different birthday. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: happy birthday conversation. So then you let's take it out

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Speaker 1: literally a week ago, and you know what, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: take the world by storm, right. But this is if

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Speaker 1: more and more people start hearing about my birthday, saw

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Speaker 1: yours it's been again's birthday song. Okay, So there's a restaurants. Right,

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Speaker 1: like a T G I Friday's. It's like Ruby Tuesdays exactly.

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Speaker 1: Black shoes, black pants, Benigan's shirt with a with a

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Speaker 1: is Greg. And you gotta wear like, you know, an

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Speaker 1: to sing a horrible birthday song. Right. So there they

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Speaker 1: Let'sten do it one more time. Happy Birthday. I'm this

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Speaker 1: your special day. Hey, happy happy birthday. And this is

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Speaker 1: dreams come true. Happy happy birthday from the Morning Show

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Speaker 1: Everybody get ready to clap every And you're asking for

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Speaker 1: celebrating our birthdays? Um? You know, and we got pity

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Speaker 1: I'm never going you at least owe her something or nothing.

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Speaker 1: My voice is just like hired. It's like my voice

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Speaker 1: is just going, I want to go to bed. Your

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Speaker 1: voice is also saying stop. Some you did smoke this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm sorry, but it's like your birthday. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: So I am not going to the alley thing at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going. In the mass email to about fifty

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Speaker 1: five people, it says Greg t will be there. Who

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Speaker 1: Who else to say? Who else? Who else? It gonna

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Speaker 1: What are you checking right now? It says, you're going.

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Speaker 1: I'll call Ali right now and let her know you check.

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Speaker 1: Keep talking to Okay as you go get Ali. Yeah. Nonetheless,

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