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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This is Important, it's the home of the testicle Festival.

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Speaker 3: My eyes kick fucking ass and I'm really bummed on it.

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Speaker 4: The bread looks like a like a dirty dick, but

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Speaker 4: then it tasted like a clean one. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: To Gang Stars, Gang Stars. We did David Chang Dinnertime Live.

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Speaker 5: The other Day's.

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Speaker 2: Kidding, right, Zoey yummy, yumy yummy yummy and my tummy

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Speaker 2: tell me I ship my pants though you did? Yeah

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Speaker 2: last not when I got home. I think it was

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Speaker 2: the egg that was a long drive ahead of me.

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Speaker 2: It took me like two hours to get home.

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Speaker 4: Ruminate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so.

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Speaker 5: It was really roasting.

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Speaker 3: Well you don't realize it, but when you do Dinner

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Speaker 3: Time Live, those entrees start coming out real quick.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, they're not small portions, you know

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Speaker 2: how they when you go to a fancy restaurant and

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Speaker 2: it's like a ten course thing and yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's been nice. I actually don't like it. What do

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Speaker 4: you mean courses?

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Speaker 2: Because it's they come out and they're small little bits

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Speaker 2: in the first few, you're like, well.

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Speaker 4: This is yeah, it's not this isn't enough, this is tiny,

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Speaker 4: this is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is tiny.

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Speaker 2: And by the time you get to the seventh one,

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Speaker 2: you're like, stop bringing me fucking food. Stop out the gate.

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Speaker 2: They gave us a full, gigantic cheeseburger.

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Speaker 4: Hogi style stretched and it was the best.

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Speaker 2: I'm like slaking it again and the spice was so nice.

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Speaker 3: I wish we could go back and wait, what do

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Speaker 3: you wish, Blake has a take? I wish we could

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Speaker 3: go back and get the burger again. I want to

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Speaker 3: eat it again. I want to reverse the order.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said, and I did want to offend

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Speaker 2: him in the moment, so I'm going to offend him now.

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Speaker 2: David Chang, I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 5: Bud do. What's a favor? The soup should have came

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Speaker 5: out first.

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Speaker 2: That's a apper teazy, that's a first type of that's

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Speaker 2: like you're at it. You're eating a uh guy, like

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Speaker 2: a mes soup at a Japanese restaurant right right, filled with.

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Speaker 5: Me to fill with me?

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Speaker 2: I had one little I hadn't ask for one wasn't

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Speaker 2: filled with me.

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Speaker 5: There's a few there.

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Speaker 2: I had a ton. There was some I had an Okay,

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Speaker 2: well he liked you the best. You guys knew each

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Speaker 2: other from before, so you got the most meat, Lottie, Dottie,

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Speaker 2: you likes to potty, but I got zero.

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 2: He had to give me a steaming hot meat. But

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Speaker 2: I regardless me, I think.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 2: All right, I think we should have starved with the soup. Sure,

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Speaker 2: then then we go to what was the last dish.

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Speaker 3: Biscuits and gravy wiscuits. Fantastic and those were I ate

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Speaker 3: the rest that night. It was del that was That's

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Speaker 3: a breakfast banger, so I feel like that would go next,

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Speaker 3: and then you end with the burger. That's that's what

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Speaker 3: I would have done.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here's what we're skipping. That might have been my favorite,

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Speaker 4: and it's kind of sad. The hacking pancakes were out

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Speaker 4: of control.

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Speaker 3: Well well yeah, those came out of nowhere.

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Speaker 4: But I was like, who made pancakes? And then I

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Speaker 4: just took one and I was like, well, I'm kind

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Speaker 4: of focused on this now. And then they were like

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Speaker 4: it's over, and I was like, let me just Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The pancakes were pretty legit.

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Speaker 3: Even before the show started, though, there was the whole

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Speaker 3: the app what did you call it?

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Speaker 2: Appertit apartite? What you call I said, aperteas Okay, the

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Speaker 2: word I made up like that.

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Speaker 3: The apperteasy was that big ass hamshank, just slices of

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Speaker 3: ham just to kind of picture.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, salty, I was, and I learned cured, cured.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping, Adam, that you would just

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Speaker 3: grab that shank and sink your teeth into it and

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Speaker 3: start nawe, just take a million dollar bite.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I you know, I did you know? Uh, he's

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Speaker 2: your close personal friend. I didn't want to offend him

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Speaker 2: he spoke at your wedding, of course, because that could

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Speaker 2: be uh like a one thousand dollars ham shank for

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Speaker 2: all I know.

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Speaker 3: I bet it was pretty brice.

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Speaker 4: I bet yeah. Is that how it works?

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Speaker 3: Ham? Ham gets expensive guys, Ham can get expensive, Dude,

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Speaker 3: I just bought.

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Speaker 5: What's fun What's so funny about this is.

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Speaker 4: I just bought go Ahead.

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Speaker 2: I don't buy ham, however, I don't buy like that

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Speaker 2: sliced ham.

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Speaker 5: Ever.

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Speaker 4: This is so off brand Ahead, this is shocking ship right.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you would know everyone at Honey Baked,

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Speaker 4: like on a first name base.

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Speaker 2: I went to there's this there's this place called the

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Speaker 2: Butchery in Costa Mesa in Orange County, and I passed

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Speaker 2: all the all the time, and I swung in the

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Speaker 2: other day.

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Speaker 5: The guys working there were all very nice.

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Speaker 2: They're like, I'm going to give you some ham They

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Speaker 2: looked at me, they knew I was a hamboy, and

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Speaker 2: they they they're like the human can I slice you some?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like okay, And it was so good. It

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Speaker 2: was just like that. It was like so good jabon

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Speaker 2: and they sliced me some. And then they they're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you want to buy someone. I'm like absolutely, So I

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Speaker 2: got a little plate that was just like that. It

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Speaker 2: was like thirty dollars for that little, oh little plate.

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Speaker 4: Of like for like a charcuterie board or for like

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Speaker 4: making sandwiches deli stycke.

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Speaker 5: No, it's charcuteri board. It was like it was.

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Speaker 2: It was caught exactly like that and a and a

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Speaker 2: very similar amount. So that makes me feel that is

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Speaker 2: well over one thousand dollars hamry.

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Speaker 4: That's how they get you, by the way. They're like,

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Speaker 4: here comes pitch perfect.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's have you heard of that? There's that ham

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Speaker 3: it's from like Spain. I think it's called like Iberico,

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Speaker 3: Iberico or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the Spanish ham. Yes, of course the Spanish ham.

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Speaker 5: I was saying the jap at that.

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Speaker 2: Germany's the Spanish version.

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Speaker 5: The other day was it jabone?

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Speaker 4: What was I saying, Joe? You said harmone? I believe

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Speaker 4: French French is jambone.

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Speaker 3: You said jam rambone, Yeah, jambo, yeah, harmone, but harmon.

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Speaker 3: It's a specific kind called like barrico or a burrico

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Speaker 3: or something, and it's a very expensive ham shank that

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Speaker 2: I think I still got the ham. Should go get

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Speaker 2: the ham. I'll eat some ham.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'll be right back.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting the ham.

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Speaker 3: Boy. Sure, yeah, that's that's good for Okay, he's hot,

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Speaker 3: need some ham.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He has a problem, is what it is? Once you

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Speaker 3: mentioned ham, he has to get it. He's like playing

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Speaker 3: this whole thing like, oh I go to the butcher

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Speaker 3: and sometimes I get handed.

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Speaker 4: It was. Here's what I was like, Oh, this is

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Speaker 4: a nice little salt vehicle right right, right right. It's

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Speaker 4: like it could have just been anything with a saltiness

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Speaker 4: to it, like it could have been a wet nap

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Speaker 4: soaked in salt and I'd go, remember that wet nap though,

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Speaker 4: how about that wet nap?

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Speaker 3: Okay? But are you are you a ham boy? Like

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Speaker 3: like Adam, are you like.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a ham guy? Actually you're not devastated. I

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Speaker 4: love a good I love him, I love Uh.

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Speaker 5: I mean my mom it was.

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Speaker 2: It was my title card for Uh Dennis and Penny's

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Speaker 2: son My when I did UH house Party. My title

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Speaker 2: card at the end, you know how nice that sh

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Speaker 2: It's for workaholics, for mail order comedy.

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Speaker 5: My title card at the end was my mom going.

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Speaker 4: Do you want a ham sandwich? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It's her love language.

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Speaker 5: And because my mom, that's it's all.

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Speaker 4: So this just takes you back to the womb. This

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Speaker 4: is a psychological humding girl.

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Speaker 2: Really well, by the way, we we would have that

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Speaker 2: like really really really not good Ham.

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Speaker 5: But now I kind of rave that butting. Do you

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Speaker 5: remember budding dude?

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Speaker 3: Dude, it was hell of cheap.

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Speaker 2: It's like in a ton It's like the absolute cheapest gross.

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Speaker 3: But I know what you're saying, Sometimes you kind of

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Speaker 3: wanted something that.

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Speaker 2: Now I kind of yeah, sometimes I'm like, wouldn't mind

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Speaker 2: getting that absolute ship that came.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, budding ham.

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Speaker 6: Where do you buy butting like like appacific or like no, no,

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Speaker 6: but it's like a anywhere but you got it's the

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Speaker 6: cheapest cheapest.

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Speaker 3: Delis, buddy, I remember that. It was so goddamn cheap.

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Speaker 4: I need to see a label.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just red lettering.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So that that that hamshank was was damn expensive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 2: But the whole thing was it was a really fun,

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Speaker 2: fun gig. I'm like, it's a blast, and I'm assuming

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Speaker 2: we got paid for that.

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Speaker 3: No, we paid him.

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Speaker 4: We got paid in me.

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Speaker 3: We bought every dish.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was I mean that.

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Speaker 2: Would be appropriate if we paid if we should have

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Speaker 2: probably paid, but I think we got.

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Speaker 4: Did you guys know it was over? When it was.

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Speaker 3: Over, like when the music started playing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of just was still eating and like vibing,

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Speaker 4: as you guys know I like to do.

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Speaker 5: Dude, you were vibing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you were vi ass off, dude.

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Speaker 3: I was almost like, this is live and you're vibing

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Speaker 3: pretty hard.

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Speaker 4: Put yourself on vibe. Yeah, what did you.

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Speaker 5: Guys watch any of it back?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I have not seen it yet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my Chloe was watching it when I got home

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Speaker 2: because she thought it came on at seven, but it

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Speaker 2: came on seven pm Eastern.

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Speaker 5: Time, right, So she was confused.

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Speaker 2: So she turns it on thinking that I'm going live

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Speaker 2: now and I just came through the door and she's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I just started it doesn't know what She freaked the

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Speaker 2: fuck out off the handle on you. When I will

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Speaker 2: ask when do your kids start to see you on television?

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Speaker 2: It will and know that that's like not just a

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Speaker 2: normal thing because now my kid because my those Price

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Speaker 2: Pigs commercials are airing all the time, right. And also

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Speaker 2: he was watching the uh you know, Dinner Time Live

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Speaker 2: with Chloe Cool and uh, it's nothing. He just kind

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Speaker 3: Do you think anybody like programs their children to think

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's absolute associate paths out there for sure.

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Speaker 3: That's why not build out this cool universe for your

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Speaker 2: And then they go to school and they're like, actually,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know my dad. You don't know my dad.

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Speaker 5: I don't think so.

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Speaker 4: And like you can upload anything on YouTube. If you're

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Speaker 4: And everyone goes, no, don't know that person. Let's beat

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. And like being on your phone and

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Speaker 3: You need them?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 5: I'm so sick of fucking canceled.

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Speaker 4: They need to be knocked down. A pet canceled culture

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Speaker 3: I hope. So it's about time.

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Speaker 4: Adam, for your sake. I hope one day he just

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Speaker 3: I hope you earned those cars.

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Speaker 4: Picture come through the door like I was come on.

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Speaker 5: Tractor all right, coming?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, if you are ever a trash truck, then

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, then maybe we can talk. But these commercials

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Speaker 4: I do like that you try and get a John

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Speaker 4: dear ad like that night You're like Isaac, here's the deal.

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Speaker 4: It didn't land, It didn't really land.

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Speaker 2: Please get me uh a sanitation commercial alone, sanitation commercial,

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Speaker 2: cherry commercials. I'd like, Blake. Are those fashion glasses you're wearing?

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: You have several choices, if you, guys.

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Speaker 4: I like, one is not to wear anything. I mean,

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Speaker 4: It's just those are sunglasses. And those are sunglasses.

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Speaker 4: Those are sunglasses. Yeah, Adam, I know what you're asking

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Speaker 4: and I'm wondering too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh are these fat?

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Speaker 3: Are these are actually Teddy Spencer, my good friend from kindergarten?

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Speaker 5: Are there lenses in there?

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Speaker 3: No longer?

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Speaker 4: Did he die?

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Speaker 3: No, he didn't die. Here's the lens. It's very scratched.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't see. Okay, I'm down.

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Speaker 4: To one lens.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're going for a look, Yeah i am.

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Speaker 2: I'm what I love about you. You're not afraid to

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 3: It's like kind of like Jeffrey Dalmer. She come like

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Speaker 5: Yeah you did. You did always have a weird affection

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you read books about them.

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Speaker 3: Right, yes, yes, well it comes from when I was

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Speaker 4: Used to hold squirrels underwater. I used to kill squirrels.

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Speaker 3: Now, let me get, let me get.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it comes forward.

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Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, my I think my mother in

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Speaker 2: she just say fifteen dollars or someemone.

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Speaker 3: It's a community ham, that's one way to die. She's

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Speaker 3: like it was all right, So this is the book.

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Speaker 3: I grew up. My aunt Darlene had this book in

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Speaker 3: and you have a lone time you start to snoop around.

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Speaker 4: Was your aunt a man that wore a woman's face,

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Speaker 4: not that I recall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not that I recall it was a loose skin.

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Speaker 4: Like without even opening it.

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Speaker 3: No, there's pic there's always pictures, you know, and there's

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Speaker 3: like do you see pictures? They're like yeah, like and

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Speaker 4: Anything, dude, Okay those photos.

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Speaker 3: By the way, boy, there's our boy j d our boy.

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Speaker 3: He's a terrible man. He's an evil, evil person. These

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Speaker 2: Saying, by the way, that stuff doesn't I don't understand

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Speaker 2: even a little bit, because serial killers aren't cool. No,

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Speaker 2: they're terrible. But we've covered this a little bit a

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Speaker 2: I am like, my affection is for like, uh, like

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Speaker 4: Who just kill people like willy nilly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just part of the part of the crime.

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Speaker 3: They're like background part of the crime. Syndic it's just

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Speaker 3: collateral damage. My killers are like getting off on it, dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're like horny killing little girls like.

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Speaker 3: That.

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Speaker 5: Uh that my killers, My killers.

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Speaker 2: They would kill your killers out of because they have

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Speaker 4: That, not here. And then your killers also would just

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Speaker 4: says you are right. They would kill the killer out

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Speaker 4: of like morality, and then yea, their their sense of

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Speaker 4: morality also sends them next door to be like, bang.

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Speaker 5: Okay, my killers.

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Speaker 2: I think you're putting some something onto my killers because

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Speaker 2: my killers they go to the bank if everybody's being cool,

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Speaker 2: they're just taking the money.

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Speaker 5: They don't want to kill. They don't want to, right,

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Speaker 4: There's still there's stone cold.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and those are my killers? Durs? Who are your killers?

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Speaker 3: Should I play the song?

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Speaker 4: I was just gonna be like, are they human or

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Speaker 4: Like I guess, like people who just drive the wrong

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Speaker 5: Like, dude, that happened to me. I swear to God,

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Speaker 5: that happened to me yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday.

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Speaker 5: There's in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: There's a there one way streets right and this car

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Speaker 2: I'm in a golf cart. This car is going the

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Speaker 2: wrong way on a one way I'm I stop and

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Speaker 5: They stop. There's this one and she goes, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't know, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I go,

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Speaker 2: Like no, I mean probably about like late thirties, forties, damn,

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Speaker 2: screaming I don't know. And I go, you're going the

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Speaker 2: right there, and she turns and it was fine. The

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Speaker 3: Right right, well, from London, this is where we drive

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Speaker 5: It wasn't in the right lane.

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Speaker 2: It was a one way, so they were just fully

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Speaker 4: You throw on sublime the wrong way. What are we doing? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's what you do. I blew it.

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Speaker 2: I should have put on sublime the wrong way. And

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Speaker 2: The lanes go from two lanes to one. I'm in

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Speaker 4: These are two lanes merging to one, merging.

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Speaker 2: They were in the lane that were merging to get over.

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Speaker 2: I'm drunk now, and so one car speeds around to

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Speaker 2: Slammed on the brakes because there's a crosswalk right there

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Speaker 2: and there's people crossing, and they slam on the brakes.

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Speaker 5: I slam on.

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Speaker 2: The brakes of my golf cart, which doesn't have the

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Speaker 5: A golf carts. It screeches to a halt. I swear

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00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:08,840
Speaker 5: to God, three inches from crushing the back of this

449
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,520
Speaker 5: Mercedes Benz s UV.

450
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,399
Speaker 4: That would be inches.

451
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 3: You would have been ejected from the vehicle, right I.

452
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:20,280
Speaker 5: Would have I would have flown. I was wearing a seatbelt.

453
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 5: I was wearing this.

454
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,200
Speaker 3: Okay, golf carts have a seatbelts, now, hell yeah they do.

455
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,240
Speaker 5: They do the nice ones for the for the streets.

456
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,320
Speaker 5: But I love that. Yeah, it was. It was pretty chaotic.

457
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because it feels like if you're a golf

458
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 3: if you're in a golf cart and there's just cars

459
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 3: around you, whatever happens, you're gonna lose that battle. You're

460
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,199
Speaker 3: gonna be crushed or completely annihilated. It was.

461
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,919
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's been a while since I've been in

462
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:51,240
Speaker 2: a moment like that where you're like where a catastrophe

463
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 2: is ahead of you or you're in the middle of

464
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,679
Speaker 2: an accident. I don't know if you guys have had this,

465
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,360
Speaker 2: but I've been in a few horrific accent.

466
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Speaker 5: You have so much.

467
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 4: Weirdly, what'nt again?

468
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 5: Uh? Weirdly, your brain has time to really think.

469
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 3: Everything slows down.

470
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm I'm slamming on the brakes. I'm seeing

471
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 2: it and I'm going in my head. I have time

472
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 2: to go like, oh my god, I'm gonna crush this car.

473
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna fly eject, I'm gonna smash into

474
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 2: the back of it.

475
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Speaker 5: My child.

476
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 4: I wish they served the soup first.

477
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wish my child.

478
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 3: My wife, I like had thoughts should have done the

479
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 3: John Deere.

480
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,640
Speaker 2: And then it happens within you know, one second. Yeah,

481
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's crazy, Adam.

482
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 4: Have you ever heard this saying your life flashes before

483
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,119
Speaker 4: your eyes?

484
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's true.

485
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 4: I think that might even be I think they that

486
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,439
Speaker 4: that's what they're taking. I feel like that might be

487
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 4: what they're talking about.

488
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 5: Have you guys had that? Have have you guys had that?

489
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 2: Those those those moments, Because I've had that at least

490
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 2: a half dozen times.

491
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 3: I don't not enough that I clocked it. I don't

492
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 3: know that I'm ever aware that I'm not clocking it.

493
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,920
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm ever aware I'm in really dangerous situations.

494
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 3: I think maybe I'm blissfully like not not aware that

495
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 3: this kind of shit's happened.

496
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 4: You're like a cartoon character where like like you're the

497
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 4: baby from the.

498
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 3: Wreckage behind me, and I have no clue that when.

499
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 4: Roger Rabbit baby from before the movie starts as hitting

500
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Speaker 4: the fan, yes and.

501
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:33,959
Speaker 3: So like, and and there's just thinking there's are you chunking?

502
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 3: Or are you thinking? This is a pregnant pause?

503
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,919
Speaker 4: I had a question about the car, and then we

504
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 4: switched gears and I'm like trying to go with it

505
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 4: and not go back. And then I was like, well,

506
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 4: this is actually getting kind of boring for me, so

507
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 4: maybe we do go back to the more exciting story.

508
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get it. What the car?

509
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 4: I can't remember? That's all?

510
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, why that's the ultimate Yes? No, improper bitch.

511
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 4: No, it was more like the U shouldn't have stepped

512
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 4: out for this scene. You ever see somebody step out

513
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 4: for an improv scene and then they go, uh, I'm

514
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 4: the doctor and you go, huh fuck. Yeah.

515
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 3: I actually haven't been to an improv show in a

516
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 3: long time. It's kind of a bummer. I used to

517
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 3: love going to like UCB out here on you what's.

518
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's been a long while since.

519
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 4: I Have you ever have an improv show? Flash before

520
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 4: your eyes? Dude?

521
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say some of my favorite good

522
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: improv is fine, Yeah, it's fine.

523
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 5: It's not my favorite thing.

524
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: I think i'd prefer to see a really great stand

525
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 2: up then, like good decent improv, like the best improv ever. Sure, yeah,

526
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 2: that'd be fun to watch. But what I really enjoy

527
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: even better than really good stand up, really good improv

528
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 2: is really bad. To me is my absolute favorite. And

529
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what that says about me.

530
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 4: Really, you get more out of it.

531
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 5: I like it more.

532
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I would like to watch it all

533
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: the time, But if I'm going to dip in to UCB,

534
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 2: I hope it's UCB two oh one where they have

535
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: enough skills to have some confidence.

536
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 5: Sure, but then they're really really bad, which is.

537
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 4: Their space work is just all over the place. You're like, oh,

538
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 4: that's where the door handle is because it was over

539
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 4: there when he came out I stand up is like,

540
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 4: here's what I Obviously good stand up is fantastic. And

541
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 4: I like when people are they've just got a set,

542
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 4: a really fucking tight set where you're like, this is

543
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 4: I've never heard this before. This person's vibe is great.

544
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a fun take. I like his energy. Yeah,

545
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 5: yah dah YadA.

546
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 4: Differently, for an improv show, I love being like, look

547
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 4: at these people do this altogether. That's fucking cool. Like

548
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 4: then that's really what it's about, the passing the ball

549
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck you want to call it, Like

550
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 4: of we're all doing this and it's all happening, we're.

551
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 5: All creating this scene together in the moment, and.

552
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 4: When it's good, I just go, you guys, you fucking

553
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 4: did it. You're a little bit.

554
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 3: It's pretty fucking cool. These guys are skilled as hell.

555
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: But then also, don't you find it fun when they're

556
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,439
Speaker 2: all working together and they're like, we're all working in

557
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: the steel mill and then one guy comes in he's

558
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: like I'm Abraham Lincoln and you're like, no, you're not.

559
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and you're what were you doing?

560
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 4: I instantly just go god damn it to all these

561
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 4: other people. I know what they're going through, and I'm like.

562
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 2: To be That's so funny because then you see the

563
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 2: like little side eyes and little like lances to the

564
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,479
Speaker 2: people that are actually trying to work together, and then

565
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 2: the one guy.

566
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 3: Is just fucking blowing it for you. You are describing

567
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,479
Speaker 3: how I met like Thomas Kellogg. Basically he was just

568
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 3: like in improv and he would.

569
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 4: Just give him a long shout out.

570
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 3: He would come to the table just with his own universe.

571
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 5: I was in your improv class. Yeah, yeah, we were

572
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 5: in the same class together.

573
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 3: Mastered the art of it. Yeah, and you're gonna see

574
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 3: a lot. You'll see a lot of him on the cruise.

575
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 3: People get ready, is he actually coming? He's coming?

576
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 5: Man, I love it. I will say.

577
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 2: The one person that that was like that who then

578
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 2: got a lot better and now he's a fantastic comedian

579
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: is Rick Glassman. Rick Klassman and I were in a

580
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 2: UCB class, Yeah, you know, over fifteen years ago probably.

581
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,959
Speaker 5: And he was so so funny.

582
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 2: But he would come in and just take over a

583
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 2: scene that it's in no way what it was about,

584
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: and suddenly you have to go with whatever the fuck

585
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 2: he was.

586
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 4: Trying to bring Hey off with you, Okay, Yeah.

587
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 3: I mean that's still sort of his lane is like

588
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 3: a complete confusion attack. I just feel like he's mastered

589
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: it much much more now.

590
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, now he's great at it.

591
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 2: And then I told him after a class because he

592
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: was asking about stand up and I'm like, I think

593
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: you have to quit improv and do stuff.

594
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 4: You out for him? Yeah, you remember how you outfled

595
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 4: me in there? You out here?

596
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, you can't do this, you can't do this.

597
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 3: This is I don't want to see what you need

598
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 3: to do.

599
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 4: I don't want to see you hand on the shoulder.

600
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 2: And then, to his credit, he did take my advice

601
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 2: and he owes his entire career to me.

602
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 5: I think, stamp, I think, but no, to his credit

603
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 5: he did.

604
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 2: He was at the improv all the time in the

605
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: comedy store, and now he's a really I find him

606
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: to be a really really funny.

607
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: Shoes off podcast.

608
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever seen him do standing.

609
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen it.

610
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 5: It's chaos, it's fun.

611
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean his lightning he was.

612
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: He was on Adam Devine's House Party season two in

613
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 2: New Orleans. If I remember correctly. He like, uh, I forget.

614
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 2: He had me like bring out a note as if

615
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: like someone passed him a note and he had to

616
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 2: read it on stage.

617
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 5: I can't remember.

618
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 4: Exactly what to do. He was like, you're my mentioning

619
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 4: this routine. Yeah, totally.

620
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's just like it's not like a straight

621
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 2: ahead stand up set, which I think is fun, fun

622
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: for people.

623
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 4: I like that.

624
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 3: I like that. I think I've seen him bring some

625
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 3: puppets on stage too. That's that's pretty cool. I'm always enough.

626
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 4: Did he use them or did he just have I

627
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 4: feel like his move would be like having two puppets

628
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 4: and then just doing stand up and.

629
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 3: Then I can leave you like wondering why the hell

630
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 3: the puppet on stage? Yeah, I think I don't know.

631
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: I feel like we used to do a lot of

632
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 2: stuff like that too. When we would do sketch stuff.

633
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 2: It would be a lot of us, you know, being

634
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 2: in the audience, being in the crowd, acting like we're

635
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: part of the crowd. You know, I've been plants in

636
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: the crowd.

637
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: I think that stuff is just keeping the audience on

638
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 3: their toes, on their tippy We're like the circle of comedy.

639
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 4: It's really that's so well put.

640
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

641
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen certain I saw a few years ago.

642
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 4: It's it's a little sexual. Oh is it? You were chubbed? No,

643
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 4: brought my boys and it was like.

644
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 3: Where are they getting chubbed?

645
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 4: For sure? And I give I always give a little

646
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 4: fist bump when I know something.

647
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 5: I paused. I didn't want to say it, but Blake

648
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 5: went right for it.

649
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 4: Come on, that's okay, I mean the serial killer book reader. Yeah,

650
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 4: we expect this.

651
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 5: He asked about children's hard penises. Very cool.

652
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 4: It was a lot of like grinding between fucking swords.

653
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: Following Are you sure just brought him to a burlesque show?

654
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

655
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 5: It was in this strip. It was in Vegas, but

656
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 5: a little.

657
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 4: Jerky off gay. I saw jerking off gay. It's different. Fuck.

658
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 4: It was in an alley, right, yeah it was.

659
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 5: It was in a strip mall. It was outside of

660
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 5: Vegas and strip It's.

661
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 4: Something where they jump up and down on like a

662
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 4: mattress full of it was like.

663
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: A big blue and yellow tents. It's always in a tent.

664
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be in an alley. I saw like downtown

665
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 4: l A in like a theater or something. Is it.

666
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: It's not in a theater. I saw a big, beautiful

667
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 2: theater in Vegas and stuff.

668
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 3: Well, I saw it. I think the show I saw

669
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Speaker 3: was called like Allegria, you could look it up when

670
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 3: that year was it was bad.

671
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: No, that's an allergy medica show. Maybe I saw the

672
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: Prozact show.

673
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 4: It was crazy.

674
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 3: No, I remember it had like ad it was like

675
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 3: a dove with like human eyes. That was like I

676
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 3: saw a blue show. I think, yeah, absolutely, it's a

677
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: good one. But it was way back in the nineties.

678
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 5: In the nineties.

679
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 3: Ship was mad French dude. It was like the most

680
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 3: French ship I ever saw.

681
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: And maybe that's what I mean bisexual. I feel like

682
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 4: French people.

683
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: It's just oh, it's just fast, right, Yeah, dude's age.

684
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 4: Like a but you carry around a bag. That's just

685
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 4: a big dick everybody. I wouldn't mind shoving that down.

686
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 4: My word, there's all those cats in the windows. That's

687
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 4: just pussy in the windows.

688
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 3: What was the kind of ship they were going off,

689
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,239
Speaker 3: because I remember like it was their whole thing was like,

690
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 3: we don't have any animals at the circus. It's all

691
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: just like what gymnastics basically, I.

692
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 4: Know the people with the animals, what kind of stuff

693
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 4: you know with the you know, it's all the like

694
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 4: there's like the the seesaw where they like launch each

695
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 4: other hella hind the styles and there's the one that

696
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 4: goes around that's got the two circles up the top

697
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 4: and they like run on top and whatever.

698
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: So especially they're just do like circus ship. Yeah, but

699
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: like it's it is a c I think I know

700
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 2: it's but what is more than just regular circuits?

701
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 4: There's grinding. I feel like I said.

702
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 3: This, there's no animals. There's no animals. Yeah, it's acrobatus.

703
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: The clowns aren't like like Neon. It's like they're they're

704
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: French clowns. They like don't talk and ship.

705
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 5: I do hate that.

706
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 2: Now circuses are like there's a faux pas to go

707
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: into it, like to take your children into a circus.

708
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 5: Because like the poor animals, the poor animals. I'm like, yeah,

709
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 5: you know.

710
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 3: Old just turn into ozy fun.

711
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: Was it when you were a kid to go to

712
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: the circus you see a giant elephant stand on a

713
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: ball ship all over It was the best I'm gonna I.

714
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 4: Mean, was it?

715
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: I I don't feel like that's what did. That's not

716
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 3: what I did.

717
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 5: You not go to the circus as a child.

718
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 4: I went for gun through Gable William's final farewell tour. Wow,

719
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 4: just like Austrian blonde like eighty year old dude in

720
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 4: a blonde wig would just whip lions And I was like,

721
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 4: this dude's jacked and cool.

722
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 5: That's awesome.

723
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, that is cool.

724
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 4: It's a lost art, Like for sure this is the seventies.

725
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: He would like whip the He would whip the fuck

726
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 3: out of the tigers and like make them like stand

727
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 3: up and ship.

728
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 5: Right.

729
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 4: I believe it was lions. Maybe it was tigers, but.

730
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 3: It really when you step it out, it's kind of stupid.

731
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 3: It's not that cool. Like I'd much rather watch flipping

732
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 3: and ship. You like watching tigers get whipped? What are

733
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 3: you serial killers?

734
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 5: No?

735
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me see if you're in my book.

736
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: It's not it's not about the whipping. I don't love

737
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: the whipping. I'm saying their house.

738
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 3: You just said you like the whipping. You like you

739
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 3: like prodding the elephants till they much that.

740
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 5: I did not say I heard putting words in my mouth.

741
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out what the hell you

742
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 3: like about these animals and captivity being forced.

743
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: I liked going to the circus as a kid and

744
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: seeing all the animals, uh, perform tricks because at the

745
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 2: zoo they're just laying. The zoo's actually pretty fucking boring.

746
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 2: They're laying there, they're shitting, they're laying in their ship.

747
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: It's like, pretty disgusting. I want to see him.

748
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 5: Hey, put a put a fucking show on for me

749
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 5: and my child, and you know, I suck.

750
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: I will say that's one of the bummers of that

751
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: of of where we've comments a society.

752
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 3: That wants that's kind of the major one right now

753
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 3: for me.

754
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: For me, that's the biggest one is where the circuses, Yeah,

755
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: I get that.

756
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 3: Well, they're they're French now and they're very artful and

757
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: you should go.

758
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's maybe too horny for my for my little kid.

759
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 3: You don't think you're gonna I think he's.

760
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 5: Going or is the right amount of horn I think

761
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 5: he's gonna.

762
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 4: Like it, even going to the zoo. Now, I'm like,

763
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 4: what's what is the clock on this? This is over

764
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 4: these animals in here.

765
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 3: You think zoos are done well, some zoos.

766
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 2: Are and now and yeah, and you're like, man, people

767
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: like hate zoos.

768
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 4: You're like, this sucks. The zoos.

769
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 5: The Omaha zoo is one of the best zoos in

770
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 5: the country.

771
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 2: It's either it's always either number one or number two.

772
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 2: And San Diego yeah, and it's it was that zoo

773
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 2: actually was the fucking ship.

774
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: Right, But that has like a legit safari, right.

775
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a legit safari and there's like monkeys. No,

776
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: it's all indoors, and the monkeys like we'll swing on

777
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: vines and we'll just like all indoors. Yeah, because they

778
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: keep it. It's this temperature of the rainforest, so you

779
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: go in and it's like hot and misty.

780
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 4: Can you imagine living your life all indoors.

781
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

782
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 3: Biodome, dude, Biodome essentially it's one of the best.

783
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 5: Buys of all time.

784
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, like biodome. I don't disagree with that. But aren't

785
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 4: they trying.

786
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 5: To get out the Henry Doyley Zoo.

787
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole movie they're trying to get out, But.

788
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 4: Then there's a zoo in India. I watched the fucking

789
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 4: YouTube video the other day that like some billionaire built

790
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 4: that is also insane it is like ten thousand acres

791
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 4: or whatever, Like it's humongous and it's got everything, and

792
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 4: it's just some billionaire who's like, I got all these

793
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 4: animals and he's like rescuing them from like other places

794
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 4: and like so it's kind of a sanctuary or whatever.

795
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, Todd just put it in the chat.

796
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: So the zoo run by the Indian millionaire is called Benara, Yeah, sure, yeah, sure,

797
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 2: why not? Yeah, I might as well call it ben Tara.

798
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 2: That's kind of a signa.

799
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 5: It's a large wildlife rescue and rehabilitation center.

800
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 2: Owned by the man, the Indian man and his name

801
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: An and Bonnie, son of Moukesh and Bonnie.

802
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I nailed it.

803
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of on board with zoos that are like, yeah,

804
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 3: like rehabbing animals, Like.

805
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: Well, all zoos do that, that's like part of you know, zoos,

806
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: they're not.

807
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 4: There's some zoos out there.

808
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 2: I think there's tiger king zoos, which sure exactly, which,

809
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 2: by the way, kind of a cool Which fun would

810
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: it be to go to a tiger.

811
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 4: It would be so fun.

812
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: I went.

813
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 4: I went to the one outside Vegas for the MGM lions,

814
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 4: and it is sad. There was just a lady with

815
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 4: like a beach bag feeding ground beef through the chain

816
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 4: link fence.

817
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 3: To these animals that were like it sounds like our

818
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: episode at Dinner Time Live. Dude, it was that meat.

819
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 4: It was that.

820
00:36:59,040 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 3: Dude.

821
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 2: So I'm going to Dylan right, changing gears here, Dylan Riyola,

822
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: the quarterback of the Nebraska Huskers coursers Go Go Big Red.

823
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 5: He's a fan.

824
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 4: He reached out.

825
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: He's giving me tickets to the game. So I'm going, uh,

826
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 5: I'm not going.

827
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 2: I'm not going this weekend for Michigan because I can't.

828
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: Which is going to be such an epic game. Michigan

829
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 2: is Michigan. So Michigan's ranked.

830
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 3: We're not ranked Wolverine, but talking to Wolverine.

831
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 5: That's right, God, that is right. We are. But it's

832
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 5: it's supposed to be a really tight game, and.

833
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: Everyone's saying that Nebraska has a real shot to beating them,

834
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: and in that case, it's a real conversation on whether

835
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 2: or not we're going to be in the playoffs because

836
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 2: of our rest of our schedule.

837
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 4: And look at this.

838
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 5: Fucking hat that I'm going.

839
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 2: The week after is a bye week, and then I'm

840
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: going to the Michigan State game, which also should be

841
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: a good game.

842
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 4: But every week is a bye week from Michigan's there.

843
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 4: They're slick. I always hate them. Whenever they play Wisconsin,

844
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 4: it's always a fucking barn burner. Dude. It just goes

845
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 4: down to the last thing and then they do a handbury.

846
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 3: Oh my, look at this guy.

847
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm gonna come.

848
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 3: That is one of the coolest fucking things. This is

849
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 3: Adam just put on a stalking cap looking sick.

850
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 4: This hatch that's rat.

851
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 3: You know what is incredible?

852
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 5: Dude.

853
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: Do you remember on All that there was like, uh,

854
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 3: the pizza face.

855
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 5: Dude, I do actually kind of remember that.

856
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: It looks it looks very similar to the pizza people.

857
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 4: Up the pizza face guy from all that. Yeah, that's amazing.

858
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: Is this homemade or these bulk Like I saw this

859
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: online it was someone I think on Etsy making these,

860
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 2: and so I think someone actually made this. This is

861
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 2: how you need to rob a banky and and Zach,

862
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 2: my buddy, Zach, I wish I was pizza on Instagram.

863
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 5: Please give him a follow. He is also where it is.

864
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 2: We're gonna look at saying and I think They're gonna

865
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 2: do the thing that I've done before where they're like

866
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 2: I'm the celebrity of the game, where I go down

867
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: on the field and they feel me.

868
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna wear this. At least they're like

869
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 5: Adam Devine and people are.

870
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 4: Like, what is that? How do we know what this? Yeah,

871
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 4: I'm gonna come.

872
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 5: So I'm pretty excited about this.

873
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: I will say there. That opens up so many opportunities

874
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 3: for you. You could have a whole alter ego, stand up

875
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 3: career with this thing. You could probably start your own

876
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 3: breakoff posts.

877
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: Always thinking of career movie.

878
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 5: I like that, always thinking I love this.

879
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 3: This is your glasses man.

880
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh thank you? Yeah?

881
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 2: Do we even explain what it is? It's a crocheted

882
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: corn husk like corn head. Uh, and it looks insane.

883
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 3: You look like an ear of corn.

884
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 5: I do I look like an ear of corn?

885
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 3: Yes? And if you're aware of all that, it's it.

886
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 3: Kel had a character named Pizza Face. It gives me

887
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 3: that vibe you hear that.

888
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the photo right now and I feel

889
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 2: it's giving a yeah, but I'm hoping it's a little

890
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: chilly and this actually has the family seen you in

891
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 2: that yet or is it too terrifying? Oh, by the way,

892
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 2: I came out, I thought I was gonna kind of

893
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: scare bow with it a little bit.

894
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 4: Congrat you came out final waters been a while.

895
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: So I I came out of my office wearing it.

896
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna scare bow. He ran up

897
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 2: to me, gave me a big hug and started.

898
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 3: Laughing hysterically, like laughing, laughing, laughing, And I'm like.

899
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 5: This kid, he's the fucking man.

900
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 4: Dude. Yeah, he gets it. He gets it, because if

901
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 4: you needed to, can it roll up into like what

902
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 4: would kind of be a fine winter hat situation? I

903
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 4: don't know.

904
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 3: Well, don't ruin it.

905
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 4: I don't like live a little pal.

906
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I I well, I don't want that thing

907
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: is priceless.

908
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 4: No, so, Adam, you could just have it on and

909
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 4: then just roll it up.

910
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 3: Well, his headphones were on.

911
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 4: Then he takes the headphones off. Yeah, there's my guy.

912
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: It also looks similar.

913
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 4: What is the Oh yeah, God, get you from fucking

914
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 4: total recall.

915
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 5: That's totally wow, honestly not mad at this.

916
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, sick, No, that's sick. That's sick, brother.

917
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 4: So I'm sorry.

918
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 5: I missed.

919
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 3: I missed the info. Is this a Etsy purchase?

920
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 4: Is these?

921
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 3: Are these made in bulk? Is this official Huskers gear?

922
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: Let me fine, it's not official Huskers gear. I I

923
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 3: kind of thought it was Etsy. But get this on

924
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: Nebraska dot Gov.

925
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 2: No, Zach sent me the link. He's my buddy, He's

926
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: the uh. He's the one that finds stuff like this.

927
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: He also wants us to buy matching uh Fedora red

928
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: Fedora hats.

929
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 4: Is that a thing they do?

930
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 3: That's brilliant? YE might by that because he was there stylist,

931
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 3: because I love all the swings he's taking.

932
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 5: I can't, I can't. I can't find where he sent this.

933
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 4: Wait, are the fedora is the thing people wear to games?

934
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 4: Or this is his?

935
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 2: Like I think the bank, No think I think it's

936
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 2: a thing that like Bob Devanny, our coach from like

937
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 2: the nineteen seventies, nineteen sixties, he would.

938
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 4: Wear a red war and so is the rule like

939
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 4: ten thousands per stadium.

940
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 5: And by the way, I don't think anyone wears the fedora.

941
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: I think I think Zach is just like this could

942
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 2: be our thing and we're having like a it's me

943
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 2: and him. It's gonna be it's just a tool. It's

944
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 2: it's just the tool of us. So it's gonna get.

945
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 4: Back off the leash.

946
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're gonna just go wild, kind of like

947
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 2: a two. And Zach was like, I was. I gave

948
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: him the option. I was like, Hey, we could get

949
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 2: our own hotel rooms, which is kind of my choice,

950
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 2: or we could share, you know, to save him a

951
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 2: little bit of money.

952
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 5: And he was like, ah, let's just share.

953
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: And so now we're everybody's hearing rooms. We're gonna be

954
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: there for two nights. It's going to be absolute chaos.

955
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm so excited. We're flying into all mys.

956
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 4: So you know, you just came out.

957
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 2: We're driving to uh Link and it's it's about forty

958
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: five minutes away and they're in.

959
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 5: The middle of that drive, in the middle of the country.

960
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: There is a giant barn that is a steakhouse that

961
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 2: we're gonna stop and eat at at like seven o'clock

962
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 2: at night.

963
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 5: And I'm so excited about it.

964
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 3: You guys are going to have a great time.

965
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 4: You uh and Blake, what would you order at this steakhouse?

966
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 3: At the stick, I've probably chicken KARAOKEI have that that

967
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 3: could be pretty.

968
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 4: Karaaki actually gets stopped at the border of Nebraska. It

969
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 4: is not allowed.

970
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: This is not coming in, buddy.

971
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 4: Once you turned out Yaki somewhere else.

972
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: Okay, you can keep that in Iowa, all right, but

973
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: it's not coming across this border.

974
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 4: I did see a funny onion headline the other day.

975
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 4: It was like, I don't know if it was Ira,

976
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 4: Iowa Nebraska boat.

977
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 3: How do you know which ones are onion headlines at

978
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 3: this point? In real headlines?

979
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 4: But go ahead, go ahead, fair enough? Yes, points And

980
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 4: it was like Iowa leaves hot dish at the border

981
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 4: of Nebraska after making too much food. And I was like,

982
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 4: that's fucking classic.

983
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 3: We got it. Hey points to the onion. Yes, the

984
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 3: onion is still around. I thought the onion was gone.

985
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 3: It's just not a physical paper.

986
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 4: They're alive.

987
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: And well, no, the onion is still around. It they

988
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 2: send me actual newspapers. There you go, So I get

989
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 2: the the onion delivered to my house.

990
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 3: That's fucking cool. I didn't even know they gave that

991
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 3: option anymore.

992
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 5: I'm sure if you reached out or paid money they

993
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 5: would they would give it to you.

994
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 3: Hey, tell them, I'm going to I know this guy.

995
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 4: Any take backs or appreciations or David Chang's lambs Again.

996
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find the name of that steakhouse.

997
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 3: Dude. Oh well, shout out David Chang. The dude makes

998
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 3: really awesome dishes look so easy. Like I don't think

999
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 3: we even realized, Like we're just kind of like chatting

1000
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 3: him up and he's making biscuits. Biscuits are fucking difficult

1001
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: to make. Oh yeah, Like you can fuck biscuits up

1002
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 3: ten hundred different ways, and he just whips it out

1003
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 3: while carrying on a conversation. So the dude is a wizard.

1004
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 4: And you know, I don't want to be this guy.

1005
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 4: But I was like, a dessert, that's the first thing

1006
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 4: I couldn't be more full.

1007
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: That is the first thing that I couldn't.

1008
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 4: Be more full. And I was like, I do need

1009
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 4: like a pazuki or something like what perzuk? What's happening?

1010
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say it's very impressive by the way

1011
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 2: it would have taken me, I mean hours to make

1012
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: any one of those. Yeah, like the fact that he

1013
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 2: very quickly, I mean the burger is the easiest one, right,

1014
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 2: thrilled the burger. But then like with the that he

1015
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 2: made the sauce.

1016
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 3: He elevates, Yeah, he made the bread, made the bread,

1017
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 3: the bread was made, the bread.

1018
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 4: The bread looked like a like a dirty dick, but

1019
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 4: then it tasted like a clean one. Yeah, so delicious.

1020
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 2: Okay, so I would like to shout out, shout out

1021
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 2: David Chang, and I hope I'm homies with him now

1022
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: he's homies with Blake.

1023
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 4: I hope I'm homies with him. You hope it's official.

1024
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 4: I think you're in.

1025
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1026
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: It kind of showed though he had never seen Workaholics

1027
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 2: because he was like, oh, Durs, do people call you that?

1028
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 4: I've never heard that? And I'm like, I almost laughed.

1029
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 3: Maybe he was being facetious. Maybe I'm not trying to

1030
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 3: be cool about it.

1031
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 5: No, he wasn't.

1032
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: I could tell that, and that's and that's fine, that's fine.

1033
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, but but I hope we're friends now.

1034
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 4: Yeah. And when we walked in, the person was like,

1035
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 4: you know, Dave's ready to go, and I was like, oh,

1036
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 4: so it's just Dave. Okay, it's not allowed to say that.

1037
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 4: When do I get to the calling David? I hope now?

1038
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, hopefully No. Dave Chang and.

1039
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 4: We got all the sauces and the spices in the

1040
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 4: little gift bag cooking.

1041
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 5: I didn't know Mama Fuco was his thing. You know.

1042
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 2: I have Nike dunks that are Mama Fuco. It was

1043
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 2: like a collab that they did.

1044
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 4: Wow.

1045
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean it's it's now. It has like

1046
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 3: produ's in the store. And of course he has the restaurants.

1047
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 3: There's the one in Magez and it's with him bomb

1048
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 3: if you have a chance a delicious.

1049
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I guess your version of his being like, oh,

1050
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 4: people call you durs something you should definitely have known

1051
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 4: about him. Yeah, big day, Big Dave.

1052
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 2: I would like to shout out Round the Bend Steakhouse. Okay, okay, Ashland, Ashland, Nebraska.

1053
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 2: It's I mean, I'll show you guys. This is I mean,

1054
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 2: it's just a giant. It's just a barn. Why does

1055
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 2: it look like a townhost that's where you're going. Yeah,

1056
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: that's where we're gonna have our steaks.

1057
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 3: Is everybody in that video like snakes the steaks? Yeah,

1058
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 3: from David Chang to round the Bend? What is it?

1059
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: Round the way?

1060
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 5: What the hell is ben?

1061
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 2: Okay, some big Nebraska knows how to cook some bean.

1062
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 2: You better go live round the bend. It's the home

1063
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 2: of the testicle Festival. So home of the testicle Festival.

1064
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, but by and shout out to the guy in

1065
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 4: the picture.

1066
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Dennison and he's a guy wearing a too

1067
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: two bald bearded man.

1068
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 3: Now, is that you're eating? I'm guessing that you're eating testicle.

1069
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: It's not like you're eating with your testicles out, or

1070
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 3: is it like all the above.

1071
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm guessing.

1072
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm guessing there's a eating rocky Mountain oysters or like

1073
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 2: a thing that they do that which, by the way,

1074
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 2: you have a fun what a fun way to start

1075
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 2: the night is go there, you eat it. You eat

1076
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: a big steak, you have some Rocky Mountain oysters, you

1077
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: have a you have a couple of beers.

1078
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get, I get back an eat another rocky

1079
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 3: Mountain oyster. Get.

1080
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 2: Then we get to Lincoln. Then it's one night of fun.

1081
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 2: You know, you know, it's the first night we're gonna

1082
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 2: go maybe a little too hard, and then the next

1083
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: day it's game day or the mocking distance.

1084
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably you're over the mask on. Everyone's gonna go haha,

1085
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 4: and you're gonna go.

1086
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 2: And it's and it's uh, you know, it's Nebraska, it's

1087
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 2: my hometown. I'm or my home state. I'm so excited

1088
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 2: to go back. It's been it's been too long.

1089
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 3: It's gonna be bad ass.

1090
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 5: Big shout out to Dylan Riola for hooking this side.

1091
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 4: I wonder if there's any mix ups about the Testicle Festival,

1092
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 4: if someone shows up for something else and then they're like, ah,

1093
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 4: never mind.

1094
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 3: We actually eat testicles and he's like, that's what I was.

1095
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 4: Can I look at the menu?

1096
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: I would like to say I'm a Dylan Riola. I

1097
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 2: reached out. I don't know if I reached out or

1098
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 2: or if I if I was constantly dming, but somehow

1099
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I didn't know your He's like,

1100
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 2: you're from Nebraska, question mark, and I'm like, was a

1101
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 2: little offended. I'm like, uh, that's your whole thing. Uh

1102
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 2: that has nothing to do with me being from Nebraska, Blake.

1103
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 2: So that did make it sense, dude, little bit, but

1104
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 2: I didn't. But uh yeah, so big but big shout

1105
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 2: out to Dylan Mariyola for giving me these tickets.

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Speaker 5: I cannot wait.

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Speaker 4: And this is the quarterback the quarterback of Now I'm invested.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm launching.

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Speaker 3: Ye Oh, he's like the guy who kind of looks

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Speaker 3: like Mahome.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy's cool.

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Speaker 4: Kind of throws like him. Yeah, he's trying to steal

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Speaker 4: his stees. Okay, I love it. Here we go and

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Speaker 4: if they win, you're saying the rest of their seasons it's.

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Speaker 2: Pretty wide open until I think the second to last

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Speaker 2: game or maybe third to last game we play Penn State,

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Speaker 2: and right now I think they're raked number two.

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Speaker 4: Right, so that how many teams go in the playoffs

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Speaker 4: this year is at sixteen? Now or.

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Speaker 5: I do not?

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Speaker 4: I'm so bad. I'm so bad, Todd.

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Speaker 2: Can you find out how many teams go to the

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Speaker 2: college football playoffs?

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Speaker 4: The almighty dollar keeps changing, it, I tell you.

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Speaker 2: But I'm telling you if we if we could have

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Speaker 2: a ten win season, that that would be absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Huge for us.

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Speaker 2: Twelve teams and get to go into the playoffs. That

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Speaker 2: would be ass for us. And Matt Rule always in

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Speaker 2: his third year of coaching, all of a sudden that

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Speaker 2: his team has become they go from good to great.

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Speaker 4: I just hope everybody.

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Speaker 3: I just hope everybody on the team is getting a

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Speaker 3: good education, passing grades and like really learning. And that's

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Speaker 3: my host for football.

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Speaker 5: All right, And that's another episode of this big shout out.

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Speaker 5: Jimmy Kimmel, You okay, hell yeah, I love you, Doug