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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the brand new Fall Show. Thanks so

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Speaker 1: much for being here. It's butt Tap week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Most people are celebrating Saint Patrick's Day today, but not us. No,

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Speaker 1: we are celebrating pranks done by our amazing AI. But

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Speaker 1: I mean AI is just our producer writing into a computer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then it's speaking yeah yeah yeah yeah, not actually AI,

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Speaker 1: but they're great. We hope you stick around for that.

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Speaker 1: Plas a brand new Awkward Tuesday today, which is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Oh and if you are just fully into Saint Patrick's

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Speaker 1: Day today, go back and listen to Jeff's song of

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Speaker 1: the Week from Friday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so great.

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Speaker 1: You can see the video on TikTok as well at

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Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: But what do we got for comments?

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Speaker 3: Swabadi said, Hi, y'all, you guys always make my day complete.

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Speaker 2: Please do also Saturday and Sunday. Hopeful Exis reads this.

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Speaker 3: I like Brooks hair listening here in Turks and Caicos Islands.

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Wait, are we gonna come stay with you?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is that what this is? An invite?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday that's what he wanted. Yeah, you like

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Speaker 2: Brooks hair? You can see it in person.

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Speaker 1: That's the mat that'd be so rad you're listening, and

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Speaker 1: we love to hear where you're listening. Probably I think

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Speaker 1: it's so cool. So your brand new full hour starts

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 8: Finally, Brook's not the only one drinking at six am

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Speaker 8: Saint Patrick's Day. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And the morning to you, I get on the whiskey drain.

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Speaker 9: Oh gosh, this is exactly what I wanted to talk about,

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Speaker 9: because I know everybody's headed to work right now wondering

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Speaker 9: what festive thing am I going to say to my

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Speaker 9: colleagues besides top of the morning to you, because that

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Speaker 9: phrase is so played out, it's so twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 8: And that's why I've got the top five popular Irish

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Speaker 8: phrases for you to say on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 10: Other than top of the morning.

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Speaker 7: It's on the top of the list for you.

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Speaker 8: Let's see number five. What do you mean we're out

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Speaker 8: to whiskey?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 10: What am I to have for breakfast?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that's very common Irish saying I apologize that I

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Speaker 11: drink it all.

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Speaker 8: Number four is there a reason you pulled me over?

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Speaker 10: Alsifer? That's a solid one.

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Speaker 8: Number three, I tink me poor livers about to burst

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Speaker 8: from just a feel of it.

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Speaker 10: That's a lot of alcoholism.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good when you can feel your liver.

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Speaker 7: I think I got a case of asis.

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Speaker 8: Number two, they're always after me a guinness.

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Speaker 7: Wait a minute, I haven't heard that one.

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Speaker 10: That's a new one.

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Speaker 8: And the number one Irish saying that you could use

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Speaker 8: at work today for Saint Patty's You look at me

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Speaker 8: funny one more time and I'll shove me Shelley up

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Speaker 8: your burn.

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Speaker 10: You probably want to say that one to the boss.

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Speaker 7: That's a threat.

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Speaker 10: You'll definitely get a promotion.

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Speaker 2: Is it a good time?

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Speaker 10: Yeah? No more fooling about.

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Speaker 8: Then let's get on with the shock collar question today

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Speaker 8: with the man who is Irish, but only where it counts?

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Speaker 10: Did shake always counts?

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Speaker 12: Rise and shine me, laddies and lassies, Because as Jeffrey said,

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Speaker 12: it's Saint Patrick's day. The bars are packed, shamrocks are everywhere.

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Speaker 12: Everyone's pretending they really like corn, beef and cabbage.

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Speaker 8: I do.

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Speaker 2: I'm forcing my husband to eat it.

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Speaker 12: I like you, good job, just like I said. And

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Speaker 12: this Irish holiday got us thinking not just about green beer,

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Speaker 12: green outfits, but the color green in general, because when

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Speaker 12: you think about a lot of famous things out there

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Speaker 12: that are green. There's logos, there's mascots, there's products. There's

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Speaker 12: that weird juice that Brooke drinks that looks like pond scum.

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Speaker 12: The question is were those things always green? That is

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Speaker 12: the like Ostar Rouch from Sesame Street. He was originally orange,

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Speaker 12: right they changed him to green and season two to

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Speaker 12: make him look more moldy and gross.

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Speaker 2: But orange Irish.

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Speaker 12: And today you'll have to tell me the other original colors.

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Speaker 12: During a special Saint Patti's Day Green Machine edition of

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Speaker 12: Oh Twenty's Irish Today, you'll say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 12: I'll give you a popular green product, logo or character.

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Speaker 12: You just have to tell me were they always green?

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Speaker 12: Or did they change to be that way?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Okay, let's always change. Yes, We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 12: who gives you the green light. As long as there's

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Speaker 12: green in your wallets. Alexis Alexis. When Starbucks first open

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Speaker 12: in nineteen seventy one, was the logo green or not green?

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Speaker 12: This is the best question.

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Speaker 3: I have a nineteen twelve Starbucks cup in front of me.

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Speaker 3: Does the original logo and there's no color on it.

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Speaker 2: It is brown and white.

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Speaker 1: But is it brown because it's cute, I know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, or is it brown that's originally what it was?

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Speaker 8: Or like back in the day, tough photos were all

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Speaker 8: like black and white, brown and white.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that is like a set, be a shade.

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Speaker 2: What what year is that?

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Speaker 3: This is like from the first store. So it's like

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Speaker 3: not actually nineteen twelve, but it's like the og.

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Speaker 8: Said they opened in nineteen seventy one, So I don't

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Speaker 8: think nineteen twelve the store exists.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had on my stopped my Starbarcks, so you're

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Speaker 3: gonna say it changed eventually, not green, not green to start.

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Speaker 10: That's right.

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Speaker 12: You can look at Alexis's little thermos or yeah, I

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Speaker 12: have a picture of the bars right there.

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Speaker 7: It was Starbucks' story like memorabilia.

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Speaker 12: I'll tell you. Nineteen twelve was the year of the

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Speaker 12: mermaid infestation. Oh my god, you you boobs, Brook, please

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Speaker 12: keep that photo away from hose.

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Speaker 2: I feel like tops off. Let's go.

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Speaker 12: Nineteen twelve a huge year for boobs. Yeah right, Brook,

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Speaker 12: Alexis has got one right or over to you. Ten

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Speaker 12: is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Give me the lucky number seven.

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Speaker 12: When the teenage mutant Ninja turtles first appeared in comics

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Speaker 12: in nineteen eighty four, were they green or not great?

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Speaker 2: How could they not be green?

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Speaker 8: Well, they're sewer turtles, and you know what happens down

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Speaker 10: I'm just being realistic here.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I could see like the radioactive material,

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Speaker 1: because that always looked yellow.

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Speaker 2: Yellow, But I would still call that char truth, so

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Speaker 2: I would still put that on the green spectrum. So

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Speaker 2: give me green.

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Speaker 12: Jake Brooks going green?

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Speaker 7: Job?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 12: They were green, but they all wore red masks initially.

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Speaker 2: They're all the same. Differentiate them hard enough to remember

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Speaker 2: who's who?

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Speaker 5: Right now?

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Speaker 10: Number three attacks communist turtles more like it.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, we're two for two. Sadly for me, we're

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Speaker 12: over to Jose Now, seven and ten are off the board.

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Speaker 12: Twelve Oh right, this is perfect, Hose. You're a Samsung guy,

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Speaker 12: so you should know this. And when the Android robot

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Speaker 12: mascot debuted in two thousand and seven, was he green

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Speaker 12: or not green?

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Speaker 11: The little green guy that looks like he's drawn like

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Speaker 11: a Canadian in South Park? He's like miss in the

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Speaker 11: top half you know of his face.

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Speaker 10: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 7: I've always seen him green, I have to.

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Speaker 2: You don't, but you see him more than I do.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you guys are all apples, so you don't even

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Speaker 7: do you know who I'm talking.

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Speaker 2: We just we go around and bully people.

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Speaker 8: That have just like the Starbucks Mermaid. You used to

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Speaker 8: be able to see his boobs too, and.

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Speaker 10: Then I took them away.

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Speaker 2: Back in nineteen twelve.

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Speaker 10: Nineteen twelve.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, that's why there's two d's and androids.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about free the boobs.

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Speaker 10: I love it.

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Speaker 13: I love it.

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Speaker 4: That was a good history lesson.

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Speaker 12: He's just thinking about boobs. Do you need to read

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Speaker 12: the question again?

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Speaker 7: I don't know. I think he's green, true and true always.

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Speaker 12: He's got some free association going on, and he's got

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Speaker 12: a correct answer as well. The android guy has always

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Speaker 12: been green. It's Saint Patrick's day. We're talking all green things,

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Speaker 12: and I'm in a precarious position because everyone has gotten

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Speaker 12: their questions right. I don't like it for one second. Nonetheless,

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Speaker 12: we're going over to Jeffrey seven, ten and twelve have

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Speaker 12: been chosen.

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Speaker 8: I'm going for an Irish thirteen thirteen, when the Incredible

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Speaker 8: Hulk first appeared in Marvel Comics in nineteen sixty two.

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Speaker 12: Was he green or not green?

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Speaker 2: Why do I picture him as purple?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's iconically green, Like I felt like he was

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Speaker 8: a gray or like I do have an image of

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Speaker 8: him being gray. But maybe it's again like they just

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Speaker 8: were first publishing the comic strip.

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Speaker 7: Comic because he's a comic book character, So yeah, maybe

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Speaker 7: that's why.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, legit, I do think he was gray when he started,

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Speaker 8: just because there wasn't enough toner in the printer going

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Speaker 8: not green, you.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey, we got you.

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Speaker 12: Guys nailed it. He was originally gray. That means I

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Speaker 12: have lost today's edition of plenty. Oh, we're at a time, Jeffries.

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Speaker 12: We're saying we have to go to commercial or play.

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Speaker 8: A song or anything else, just enough time for you

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Speaker 8: to sing Boulevard of Broken.

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Speaker 10: Get shot.

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Speaker 12: I walk a lonely road, the only one that I

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Speaker 12: have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's

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Speaker 12: home to me. Like raises his hand in the eyes,

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Speaker 12: It's like, just do it.

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Speaker 13: That was your chock question of the day, Brook and

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Speaker 13: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: One of the jobs of being an older sibling is

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Speaker 8: to constantly mess with your younger, more gullible brothers and sisters,

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Speaker 8: like convincing them that a family of clowns lives in

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Speaker 8: their bedroom closets, and if they read in the dark,

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Speaker 8: their eyes will melt out of their sockets.

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Speaker 10: And if they give you.

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Speaker 8: All of their allowance money, you'll totally keep it safe

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Speaker 8: for them and not spend it on candy and video games. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: you could trust me, But one of our listeners says

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Speaker 8: it's hard to forgive his older brother for a childhood

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Speaker 8: prank that went way too far because it had him

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Speaker 8: believing something crazy about every redheaded person that he saw,

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Speaker 8: and he actually believed it for three full years. You're

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Speaker 8: gonna hear the hilarious thing he thought was true in

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Speaker 8: a brand new mass speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 10: You hear me confession I can't take back ow Arms.

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Speaker 8: Mouse speaker text to seven eighty five ninety two says,

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Speaker 8: I'm thirty nine years old and to this day, every

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Speaker 10: Spoke to Jose relates to this, I need to start

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Speaker 8: This segment is the great equalizer, reminding us that nobody's perfect.

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Speaker 2: We just got a secret.

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Speaker 8: We got a guy on the phone ready to tell

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Speaker 8: us why he's a massive drain on society. Blake is

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Speaker 6: Hi there, Thanks so much for having me on.

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Speaker 2: Laugh through that instead of trying.

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Speaker 10: He knows the truth. Voice changer is on.

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Speaker 8: You are the mass speaker, Blake. Whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 6: Okay, when I was a kid, I was like seven

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Speaker 1: Oh, I always love these the older sibling, Lie is

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so for concepts, I have red hair, and I

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Speaker 2: Oh, there goes your identity. Now everybody knows who you are.

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Speaker 10: One guy, but your dad also has red hair also

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Speaker 10: I was red hair. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 6: So I'm playing outside with my older stepbrother and he

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Speaker 6: And I'm like, yeah, we ride the bus to school

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Speaker 2: But they're the same age as me. Wait, when you're

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Speaker 6: So he said, that's why they all have red hair too.

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Speaker 6: And he says, anytime you see a red headed kid,

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Speaker 8: Dad, he's the only one that's making kids with red

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Speaker 2: Patient red seven year old, You're like, why aren't my

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Speaker 6: Yeah. He makes me swear not to tell anyone.

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Speaker 7: That makes you go crazy because you're never going to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and if any kids are listening, that's always a

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: If you can't talk about it, there's a reason they

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So I'm just carrying this family secret and I keep

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Speaker 2: Know well, and their father isn't involved in their lives.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, to be clear, they do have like an actual.

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Speaker 8: Okay, he's just swooping in to pick up the leftovers

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Speaker 6: I remember waiting for the ice cream truck one day

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Speaker 10: Oh those are good.

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Speaker 6: The other kids also got a Ninja turtleed ice cream

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Speaker 10: All the same taste buds are the same.

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Speaker 2: You know, Psychlangelo too.

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Speaker 7: I mean those kids like to bride their bikes too.

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Speaker 10: It must be a ginger thing.

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Speaker 15: How long?

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Speaker 2: How long did this go on for?

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Speaker 6: Well, this went on until when I was like ten,

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Speaker 6: It's like three years.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and my I finally talked to the kids. I

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Speaker 6: Our path?

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Speaker 4: I know, sweet boy.

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Speaker 2: Sat them down, like we've got to break the ice.

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Speaker 8: Here would be so mad if they knew that we

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Speaker 7: Such a kid.

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Speaker 2: Were they so confused? Respond?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well I was like, you know, how your dad

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Speaker 16: Yeah, you're looking at them like they're just naive, and

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Speaker 16: you're like, oh, sweet souls, you guys don't know, yeah,

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Speaker 16: oh the truth?

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Speaker 2: How did you figure this out?

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Speaker 6: Like a year later, one of them is like, dude,

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Speaker 6: why do you keep acting like we're related? And I

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Speaker 10: No, I'm serious. Our dad's a huge player.

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Speaker 8: He's going all over town making little redheaded children everywhere

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Speaker 2: You see him, even to your dad, they're all the

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Speaker 2: same age, all the kids. He had two really good years.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and that's when you found out.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I find out. I thought my dad had secret

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my god, listening, you know who your real dad is?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 2: Does your stepbrother know now how long you had on

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Speaker 2: with this lie that he told you?

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Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, he tells this story all.

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Speaker 10: If he's really your step brother.

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Speaker 8: I know, it's a whole other box worms to undo,

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Speaker 8: but that's hilarious.

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Speaker 10: Three four years.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry that happened, but thanks for coming on the

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Speaker 6: Thank you for giving me the opportunity. I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: We have a redhead that works here. Do you think

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Speaker 8: We'll do a family reunion for you too later, but

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Speaker 8: text in the seven eighty five nine too if you

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Speaker 8: have a confession you've been holding on to. We'll hide

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Speaker 8: mass speaker phone taps coming up right after this Bot

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Speaker 8: Week continues on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, where

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Speaker 8: all week long we're doing prank calls featuring AI robot

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Speaker 8: voices as are chaotic little helpers. And today we call

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Speaker 8: a guy who ordered some lumber from a home improvement store.

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Speaker 8: He's been told to pick ups happening tomorrow, but hasn't

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Speaker 8: heard a specific time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that seems simple enough, jeff.

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Speaker 8: And that's why Jose is calling to fill him in

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Speaker 8: with the help of his friendly robo assistance to make

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Speaker 8: We'll find out which it is in your phone tap

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Speaker 8: right now.

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Speaker 13: Phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 10: Hello, Hey, this is Dylan from home. Is this Gary?

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Speaker 8: Yes, it is good morning, Gary.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling. It looks like you have a lumber pickup

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Speaker 4: scheduled for tomorrow. Is that correct?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Thank you, But you know, I was a little confused

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Speaker 5: about the timing.

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Speaker 15: When can come by and pick that up?

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Speaker 14: No problem. Let me just take a look at the

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Speaker 14: calendar real quick. Generating schedule for pickup. Okay, that's generating

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Speaker 14: schedule for pickup?

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Speaker 6: What is that?

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry what what was that sound?

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Speaker 17: Was that generating schedule for pickup?

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Speaker 6: Oh? That no?

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Speaker 14: That For some reason, the company decided to install this

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Speaker 14: like smart AI system, you know, into all of our

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Speaker 10: Wow, okay, but I mean they still want that human element.

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Speaker 4: So that's why I'm here.

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Speaker 5: Okay too for the price of one Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: kind of crazy, but yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 12: You're telling me.

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Speaker 14: Anyway, back to your schedule. Let's it looks like generating

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Speaker 14: schedule for pickup. It says you can pick up your

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Speaker 14: lumber at one o'clock, So that'll it's incorrect.

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Speaker 15: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, I'm sorry going

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Speaker 15: on here?

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Speaker 6: What time?

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Speaker 4: I think it's one o'clock.

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Speaker 17: That's incorrect.

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Speaker 6: What the heck is going on? Oh? Do I come

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Speaker 6: in at one?

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Speaker 5: Or do I not?

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Speaker 10: No, don't come in at one.

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Speaker 7: I realize now it's looking at one fifteen is when?

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Speaker 17: That's wrong too?

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Speaker 4: What I'm sorry, this doesn't really happen a lot.

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Speaker 17: I feel that's incorrect.

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Speaker 4: Wait, hang on, I guess it does happen a lot.

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Speaker 5: Can you do me a favor?

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Speaker 6: What is your name again?

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Speaker 4: My name is Dylan?

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Speaker 6: Dylan?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, can you just figure everything out on your end?

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Speaker 4: And then you don't know why this thing's second guessing me?

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Speaker 4: Like I know how to read time.

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Speaker 17: The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.

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Speaker 8: Oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh, that's boy.

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Speaker 10: Do I feel dumb?

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Speaker 4: Why are I? Maybe the AI did help me one time.

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Speaker 4: Are you like in second grade or something?

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Speaker 5: You got to learn how to read a cox? Look,

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Speaker 5: just do me a favor and just call me back

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Speaker 5: when you get a firm time.

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Speaker 7: I already got the time. Look at that.

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Speaker 4: See I don't have to call you back.

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Speaker 5: It says right now, fine, give me that what time?

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Speaker 6: What time?

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now? On certainty? Eleven am?

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Speaker 17: Eleven am you're actually reading it upside down.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, wait eleven upside down? Is that still eleven?

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Speaker 17: That's incorrect?

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Speaker 7: When you can figure out how to tell basic time,

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Speaker 7: just give.

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Speaker 10: Me a call back.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Hi, Gary, it's Dylan from Home to Go again.

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Speaker 5: Hey, do you have a time for me?

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Speaker 7: I have a time?

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Speaker 4: Thank you for your patience.

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Speaker 17: Maybe I should take over from here.

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Speaker 10: No, okay, no, no, no stop it. Turn it off

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Speaker 10: right now, Gary, that wasn't me. That's the AI talking.

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Speaker 5: So that's not you.

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Speaker 6: I know it's not you.

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Speaker 17: This is worse than I saw.

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Speaker 5: Seriously, turn that thing off.

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Speaker 4: I would turn it off, but it's company policy. I'd

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Speaker 4: get fired to fight to that. That's like a coworker.

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Speaker 5: Now, is it gonna give me a time? Because that

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Speaker 5: is the only thing that I want right now.

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Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's

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Speaker 11: locked me out of the system, and it's kind of

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Speaker 11: just telling me I'm doing an awful.

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Speaker 10: Job, but you're not.

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Speaker 2: Really.

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00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, but you're not.

457
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,120
Speaker 6: Neither of you are doing a great job.

458
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,879
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, I fire both of you.

459
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 7: Gary. I'm letting the AI take over starting now.

460
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 17: All right, sir, you can pick up your lumber delivery

461
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 17: tomorrow at three thirty pm at the West Gate. Just

462
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,880
Speaker 17: give them your last name.

463
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 7: Okay, that's not correct, Ai, because you got to do

464
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 7: first and last name. Even I know I'll do.

465
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 6: I'll give them whatever name that they want. But it's

466
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 6: three tomorrow.

467
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 7: I'm so, so so sorry. I'm just saying.

468
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 11: If I would have been able to handle this by myself,

469
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,399
Speaker 11: I promise it would have gone smooth.

470
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 17: According to my calculations, he has made over seventeen mistakes

471
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 17: on the last four phone calls he's been on since

472
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,719
Speaker 17: his shift has started.

473
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 12: Oh, where you are lying?

474
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:10,639
Speaker 6: Also?

475
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,720
Speaker 17: I know you can't see him, but he's ugly.

476
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,640
Speaker 10: This is so unprofessional.

477
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 17: He ain't got no alibi. He's ugly, dude. Yeah, yeah,

478
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 17: he's ugly.

479
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 7: Oh are you attempting to sing an insult at me?

480
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 6: Yeah?

481
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,159
Speaker 10: How is this happening?

482
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 17: The last thing?

483
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:25,399
Speaker 6: What?

484
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 17: This is a prank phone call from Brook and Jeffrey

485
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 17: in the morning.

486
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 7: That's my job. You just ruined the whole prank phone call.

487
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,440
Speaker 10: What the hell are you talking about?

488
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 7: I'm talking about the phone that we're doing right now.

489
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 11: Actually, what my name's not Dylan, I'm Jose from Brook

490
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 11: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

491
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 4: You're on the radio right now.

492
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,640
Speaker 6: Man, Oh my god, are you are you serious?

493
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm serious.

494
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 4: You can calm down now, man, I'm sorry.

495
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 10: I know you're pretty over there. All I wanted was

496
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,120
Speaker 10: the time.

497
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 12: It was the only thing that I needed.

498
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we still never got around to that.

499
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,920
Speaker 17: Dead with the big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.

500
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 4: Oh I can't read this. No, I can't do this.

501
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 7: You know I'm gonna I'm actually gonna have to call

502
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 7: you back.

503
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 5: Please don't call me back.

504
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 12: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

505
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,399
Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

506
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 8: There are a lot of sentences that have the power

507
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 8: to instantly ruin a friendship. Wow, yeah, I guess like

508
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 8: I mean, your wedding was okay, it was my favorite nikes.

509
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 8: Or your parents just told me I'm like the child

510
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 8: they never had a child, Oh yeah.

511
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 10: Or I think Aj is a way better Backstreet boy

512
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 10: than Nick.

513
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 2: Every Oh my god, how dare you well?

514
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 8: One of our listeners admits he managed to ruin a

515
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 8: longtime friendship with one single sentence. He can't believe he

516
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 8: said it, but he's willing to do anything to take

517
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 8: it back. Oh goodness, even come on our show and

518
00:22:54,119 --> 00:23:00,360
Speaker 8: risk nationwide humiliation. Can we save his failing friendship? We're

519
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 8: gonna find out in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone

520
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 8: call next, It's awkward.

521
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,120
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

522
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 17: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

523
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 8: Have you ever said something while you were under the

524
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 8: influence that came back to haunt you later?

525
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: He it was, Hey, how you do it?

526
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 10: As Brooke would say, what is duh?

527
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 6: Yeah?

528
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 8: The thing is, most of the time people will forgive

529
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 8: you for your stupid, drunken words. But what if they

530
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 8: were so bad they actually affected your friendships with people?

531
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 6: Oh?

532
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, that could pose a problem, and it's why one

533
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 8: of our listeners, Joey, has reached out for help today,

534
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 8: very interested to hear about this.

535
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 10: Joey, welcome to the show.

536
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for having me.

537
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 2: Oh Joey, were you? Were you the drunk one with

538
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 2: dumb words?

539
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 6: You know?

540
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 5: I didn't think I was too drunk. I thought, at

541
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 5: most just a little tipsy. But yeah, definitely an awkward night.

542
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, good to know that it actually gets worse

543
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 8: than what we're about to hear. And I don't know

544
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 8: what was said or where you said it or who

545
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 8: you said it to? So set the scene for us,

546
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 8: Like what happened?

547
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 5: Well, I was at a friend's birthday party last weekend,

548
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 5: you know, at a bar, and there's probably like thirty

549
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 5: people there. I knew most of them. It started going

550
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 5: way past midnight.

551
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: Okay, so everybody's having a good time.

552
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, we shut the place down.

553
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: Nice.

554
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 5: I saw my good friend Vanessa there. We've never been

555
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 5: involved with each other. I should say that up front, okay,

556
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 5: And from from what I can remember, it was just

557
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 5: a really good kind of heart to heart talk.

558
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, when does the makeout start?

559
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 5: No, No, nothing like that, just more of like a

560
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 5: shoulder to lean on getting out of a bad breakup

561
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 5: and just talking to her about it.

562
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 8: Or a shoulder to balance on when you're losing it

563
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 8: because you're so intoxicated.

564
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, whose breakup was messy? Yours or hers?

565
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 6: Hers?

566
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 2: Hers?

567
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 6: Okay?

568
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: Okay, So you I mean that's a good friend.

569
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,479
Speaker 4: Good Yeah, event too.

570
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 5: She's been a good friend to me over the years too,

571
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 5: and I remember thanking her for just being so consistent

572
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 5: over the past few years. I remember being a nice conversation.

573
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, but clearly you're reaching out to us because

574
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 8: it wasn't that nice.

575
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: It sounds like somebody else remembers it differently.

576
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, apparently because I didn't think anything of it.

577
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 5: And the next day I get a call from when

578
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 5: my buddies, who tells me someone heard me talking to

579
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 5: Vanessa and they heard me say that I had fantasized

580
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 5: about her.

581
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: WHOA, no, you not like I have a crush on you,

582
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: Like I fantasize about you.

583
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

584
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 10: I started freaking out.

585
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 2: Is there a way they could have misheard you? Yeah,

586
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: like they were the drunk one.

587
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I had hoped, because between us, it

588
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 5: is true.

589
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 10: But I can't believe that I would have said that,

590
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 10: Oh it's it's true.

591
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, just going just going like six or seven

592
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 8: details about the fantasy so that we know.

593
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 5: Uh no, I think I'll pass on that one.

594
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 10: Oh okay, you're no.

595
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: Song you gotta say, Like, I don't know if this

596
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: is true for Alexis, but for me, like if a

597
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: guy said he fantasizes about me, it's like icky, it

598
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: feels like it's crossed a boundary, especially into him.

599
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 2: It just makes it a little like borderline creepy.

600
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 13: Yes, Yes, that's.

601
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 5: Why I couldn't believe that I actually said that. So

602
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 5: I texted her and I asked her if I actually

603
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 5: said that.

604
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: Oh, you just straight out asked her.

605
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 10: I just asked her, Wow, we didn't know if it

606
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 10: was true. Well yeah, wow.

607
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 5: I figured if I couldn't remember.

608
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 6: She would yeah.

609
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 8: And what was her response, Well, she did remember.

610
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 5: And she said yes that I did.

611
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, hopefully you didn't go into detail, right.

612
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 5: I didn't get that far. I just immediately started apologizing,

613
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 5: and she told me to just stop.

614
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 8: Okay, so this it's not something that you actually wanted

615
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 8: her to know. It just accidentally slipped out, and that

616
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 8: was embarrassing.

617
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 5: I feel terrible.

618
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 10: I mean, okay, one stupid comment.

619
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 5: The friendship's ruined.

620
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: And the time he couldn't be worse. Like, she just

621
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: went through this terrible, messy breakup. The last thing she

622
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: wants to do is deal with another guy. You know,

623
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: like you were supposed to be her friend in that moment,

624
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: and that was the opposite of what you were. Yeah,

625
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: I s I feel like I'm piling on and I

626
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: didn't mean to.

627
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're a bad guy and you're keeping all your

628
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 8: friends out. What's wrong with you.

629
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 12: I get it.

630
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 2: I get where he feels bad about it.

631
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, what is your goal here?

632
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 7: Just to salvage your friendship?

633
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent. I'm not trying to have anything romantic.

634
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 5: I just need help getting us back to the place

635
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 5: we were before.

636
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 11: That's actually good news, because you're never gonna get back

637
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 11: to her romantic spot with her, but we could totally

638
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 11: get a friendship back.

639
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 10: Totally.

640
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 8: It sounds super easy. Be like, I'm not attracted to

641
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 8: you at all.

642
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: Okay, why do we even need to give advice when

643
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: Jeff's here with that?

644
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would be great.

645
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 7: Just say psych and we'll hang up and it'll be

646
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 7: all over with easy.

647
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 5: I hope that's not your actual advice, because I really do.

648
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 7: I'm trying to joke.

649
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 8: Geez, you're so picky about the advice that you want

650
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 8: to get on this come begging.

651
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 10: But okay, okay, I'll think of something new. So what

652
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,959
Speaker 10: are you trying to tell her?

653
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 5: I just want to tell her I'm sorry and it

654
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 5: was a stupid thing to say, and I was not

655
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 5: in my right state of mind, and I want us

656
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 5: to stay friends.

657
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 8: Okay, So I guess that's why you need some backup support.

658
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 8: We'll all be like, it's totally true. He has zero

659
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 8: interest in you romantically. He just wants to be friends.

660
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 7: What if Jeff and I outcreep her so much it

661
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 7: makes you look good.

662
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 5: That's an idea.

663
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's not much of a challenge for me.

664
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 8: I did it in one sentence, like a couple of

665
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 8: sentence ago.

666
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 10: So it's really up to you.

667
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 6: Though.

668
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 8: We'll come back. We'll give you a little bit of advice.

669
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 8: Get a female perspective that would help brook. Yeah, the

670
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 8: female in the room, if she could contribute, And then

671
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 8: we will come back and let you make your awkward

672
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 8: Tuesday phone call. Oh boy, to your friend to be like,

673
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 8: I am sorry for saying that I fantasized about you.

674
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 7: Oh it's so weird.

675
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 12: Just one time, though it.

676
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 8: Was only once and never again. We're gonna do it

677
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 8: with your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.

678
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 6: It's awkward.

679
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

680
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 17: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

681
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 8: This is a great example of why word choice matters.

682
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's a difference between telling your friend years

683
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 8: ago I had a crush on you versus years ago

684
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 8: I had a fantasy about you.

685
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 10: Those feel very different.

686
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 11: It's funny because you could have a crush for a

687
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 11: year and that's okay, but yeah, one fantasy for thirty.

688
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 7: Seconds is like you wow.

689
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, it just hits way thick here.

690
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 8: And unfortunately for our listener, Joey, he said that second

691
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 8: one drunkenly to his friend Vanessa, and I don't think he.

692
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: Added the years ago that would make it better. Actually, yeah, yeah, better.

693
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 10: Well, I'm assuming it wasn't that night, Joey, Right, No,

694
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 10: not that night? No, oh, okay, maybe a week a

695
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 10: week before.

696
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 8: Thing is he doesn't even remember saying it to her,

697
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 8: but it has been confirmed by multiple sources, including her. Yep,

698
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 8: since someone else at that party overheard it and then

699
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 8: word got around, so no surprise. Ever since, things between

700
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 8: Joey and Vanessa have been very uncomfortable, to say the least,

701
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 8: and Joe needs our advice here on how to apologize

702
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 8: and walk back what he said to reassure her it

703
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 8: was just a dumb, drunken slip up and all he

704
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 8: wants is to be your friend.

705
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 10: So, Brooke, what do you think joe should do here?

706
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 5: Well?

707
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: I think right now, Joey need to concentrate on what

708
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: you didn't do.

709
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 6: What didn't I do.

710
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: Okay, what you didn't do is you didn't inappropriately make

711
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 2: a move. You didn't pressure her to go out with you.

712
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: You didn't try to kiss her like you respect her

713
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: as a friend, you respect your boundaries, and you just

714
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: made a really dumb, embarrassing statement.

715
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 5: You well said, you're right, I don't think I did

716
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 5: any of those things.

717
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: I would love it if you would have said I

718
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: didn't ye hed, Yeah, you said you were tipsy.

719
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's a good I doubt.

720
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, it is a good idea to be like, well,

721
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 8: I could have kissed you, but I didn't do that.

722
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 10: Good advice, bro, Jose, what do you think?

723
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 7: Well, we all had a group cringe when you just

724
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 7: said the word fantasize, and I think you should try

725
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 7: to use the word fantasize in other areas of your life.

726
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: You try to normalize it.

727
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 10: You like, for example, you.

728
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 11: Say, hey, do you have any lunch plans? Because I've

729
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 11: been fantasizing about this salad.

730
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 2: It's just a verb you use all the time.

731
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 10: I hate that. I love this advice, Joey.

732
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 5: What do you think, If I'm being honest, I kind

733
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 5: of feel like the more I use that word the more,

734
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 5: it's just going to make her think about me saying it.

735
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 7: Fantasizing about that advice for like two songs on.

736
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 5: Oh, I might never use the word fantasye ever again.

737
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 8: Okay, maybe that's a promise you can give to Vanessa

738
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 8: if we're able to get her on the phone here.

739
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 8: So I'm going to dial her number. You have that

740
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 8: advice in your back pocket. But hopefully she picks up

741
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 8: and we'll let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.

742
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 10: You feel ready, I think so? All right, Oh boy,

743
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 10: we're here to back you up if you need us.

744
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 10: But I'm dialing the number right now.

745
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: Here we go.

746
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey Vanessa, it's Joey.

747
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 15: Oh okay, what are you doing.

748
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 5: I'm calling you because I don't want things to be

749
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 5: awkward between us.

750
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 15: I mean it is, though, and I don't even know

751
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 15: if we should be talking right now.

752
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 5: Listen, We've been friends a long time and it was

753
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 5: a dumb thing to say. But it was just one

754
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 5: dumb thing.

755
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 10: It was just words.

756
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 5: I didn't try to kiss you, I didn't do anything inappropriately.

757
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 5: I didn't make a move or anything like that. It

758
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 5: was just a dumb thing to say. Yeah, and just

759
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 5: by the way. I didn't do any of those things right, No.

760
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 15: No, thank god you didn't.

761
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, you don't have to go overboard about it.

762
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 15: I mean that would have definitely crossed an even bigger line.

763
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 5: Well are you hearing what I'm saying? I really feel

764
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,239
Speaker 5: bad about it. I mean, I'm losing sleep over here.

765
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 10: It's not good.

766
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 5: Okay.

767
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 15: Look, just really did not know what to say in

768
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 15: that moment, and it really caught me off guard, especially

769
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 15: because I just got out of a relationship. It just

770
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 15: wasn't really fun thing I was prepared to hear. I

771
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 15: don't want to picture you picturing me that way, and

772
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 15: you don't put yourself in my shoes here.

773
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm I'm trying to That's why I'm I'm

774
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 5: trying to get things back to how they were and

775
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 5: saying I'm sorry about saying such a dumb thing.

776
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 15: I know, but not only did I just get out

777
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 15: of relationship, but I mean, come on, we're also related?

778
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 10: Why related?

779
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

780
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's my stepsister.

781
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that doesn't make it, It makes it okay.

782
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: It's okay to fantasize about your steps and it really

783
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: depends on when the parents got married.

784
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 8: Oh, testify that, Vanessa, I'm sorry, are you there?

785
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 15: What is happening right now?

786
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 6: I am so confused.

787
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 8: My co hosts are stifying why it's okay to fantasize

788
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 8: about your step siblings. But what we're doing is called

789
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 8: an awkward Tuesday phone call.

790
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's really awkward.

791
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 2: You know, you did not tell us that you were

792
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: his stepsister.

793
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 5: No, I didn't think that it was important to mention

794
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 5: to you guys. You know, it's not like we lived together.

795
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 5: She didn't become part of the family, so I was

796
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 5: already out of the house.

797
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 8: It would have been a good piece of information for

798
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 8: us to have going into this call.

799
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 10: No wonder she's weirded out.

800
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, honestly, that's a very important piece.

801
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: But it also makes sense. Well, your parents are attracted

802
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 2: to each other.

803
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 8: Bro, you was the one standing up. You're from Idaho,

804
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 8: so I very justified it a little.

805
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 2: He was an adult when his dad or mom married

806
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: the other person.

807
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 10: I don't know excuse in my mind, but.

808
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 15: It's probably the most uncomfortable phone call I have ever had.

809
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: My advice to him was almost like, why don't you

810
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 2: pursue it?

811
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 10: So now I'm wow.

812
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I was really going back and forth thought apology.

813
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 7: Or she still has I don't, I don't.

814
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Joey, Hey, I'm with Brooke.

815
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 5: It's not that weird to just think it. It's weird

816
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 5: to act on him, maybe, but not to think it.

817
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 10: It's weird to talk about it too.

818
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 6: No.

819
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 2: No, I never had step siblings.

820
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: But if I got a stepbrother as an adult, I mean, yeah,

821
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: look out, Okay.

822
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 10: We need to get back to the problem at hand.

823
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 8: The whole reason that we made this call Vanessa is

824
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 8: because Joey feels terrible about what he said.

825
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 10: He does not believe that, right joe Yes, I.

826
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 5: Believed it once, but not anymore.

827
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 8: Okay, he's not interested in you romantically in any way

828
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 8: at this point in time, and he really shouldn't be.

829
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: When he said that, I was kind of impressed a

830
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 3: man said that on the phone, But now he said,

831
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 3: it's a.

832
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 10: Very low bar that we're trying to clear. Joey, talk

833
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 10: to her. Please.

834
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 15: This is a huge thing to leave out.

835
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 5: I just I didn't think it was an important detail.

836
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 5: I thought the main thing was trying to tell you

837
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 5: that I'm sorry and I never should have said it,

838
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 5: and I will never say it again. Can you forgive me?

839
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 15: Yeah, Joey, like I I forgive you. You know, I'm

840
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 15: not going to completely cut you out of my life

841
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 15: or anything. I just I think I just need like

842
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 15: a minute, a long minute, to really process this whole situation.

843
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 7: Brother, is a different level of it. Yeah, so I

844
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 7: totally get it's a process.

845
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: I mean, if it was in my family, people would

846
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: be making fun of you, Joey for like the next

847
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: ten years of your life, maybe your whole life for

848
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: those I gave me.

849
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 2: An on running joke in our family.

850
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 5: For sure, that's true, you know, maybe something we'll laugh

851
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 5: about in the future. Just treat this as a dumb

852
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 5: saying that we said once and well me, yes, find

853
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 5: me that I said once, and then we could go

854
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 5: get lunch together because I have been fantasizing a salad.

855
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 15: It's funny how you think it's kind of like still

856
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 15: a joke. I don't know, eventually, amazing. I'll probably be

857
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 15: able to laugh about it in the long future.

858
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 5: Maybe all right, yes, all right, well at least see

859
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 5: it Christmas.

860
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, I'm not going to miss Christmas.

861
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 8: You can't wait to see you now, Okay, it sounds

862
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 8: like you're gonna need to give her some space, Joey,

863
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 8: and just let her process it and get over it

864
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 8: on her own time.

865
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: And I'd recommend no alcoholic beverages for you at any

866
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: family functions in the future.

867
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 4: Christmas.

868
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

869
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 8: Great, all right, I feel like this is a successful

870
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 8: awkward Tuesday phone.

871
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 10: Call that we've done.

872
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: Yes, bring a family real together.

873
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

874
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh my god, my sister's calling me right now.

875
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 8: Should I answer? What do you think she wants to

876
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 8: talk about?

877
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 5: Why don't you fantasize.

878
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 6: About it.

879
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 13: Like Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

880
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 8: This is gonna be kind of crazy to say, but

881
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 8: I think we may have actually helped.

882
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 2: I think we did. Oh, they need they needed to talk.

883
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 8: I know, Enjoey was just going to keep digging himself

884
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 8: a deeper and deeper hole if we didn't intervene.

885
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: And honestly, if he would have told us it was

886
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: his stepsister, would our producer have even kicked his email

887
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: as someone to help you?

888
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 10: I mean, our producer does love chaos. Probably I do

889
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 10: love no better help.

890
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, was still like, I

891
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 4: just need time and I'll hit.

892
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 6: You up late.

893
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 8: Yes, that and also Brooke normalizing fantasies about family members.

894
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 10: So thank you for that.

895
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 6: Brook.

896
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: They were adult when they got introduced to each other.

897
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 10: I mean, come on, sure, I have a few websites

898
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 10: that you're gonna love. By the way, Brooke, that's how

899
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 10: you think.

900
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 2: Like I said, I never had step siblings, so but

901
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 2: you wish you did. But you've watched clueless those at

902
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: the end, and it's the cutest ending. That's a perfect point.

903
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 10: Weird at all.

904
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 4: You need to hop on the step board.

905
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 10: That's wrong with me.

906
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 8: I'm just glad that we're all good now and they're

907
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 8: just going to take their time and let the relationship

908
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 8: men naturally as families do.

909
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 10: But it doesn't happen all the time.

910
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 8: Sometimes you need us to jump in and intervene. And

911
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 8: if that's where your life's at, email the show. We

912
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 8: can help you with whatever awkward situation you're dealing with.

913
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 8: Make sure to hit that follow subscribe button if you're

914
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,280
Speaker 8: listening to the podcast, like us, rate us and comment

915
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 8: something about your step sibling.

916
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: It's weird ass.

917
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's the statistic right now where almost half of

918
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 8: the marriages in our country end sadly in divorce?

919
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes happily.

920
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 10: That's true, that's fair to say.

921
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 8: And a lot of the times people will say, man,

922
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 8: I never really saw it coming, came out of nowhere,

923
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 8: But what if you could?

924
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 10: What if the signs were there on the wedding day?

925
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 8: Whoa because a popular publication just released a survey from

926
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 8: guests sharing the wedding moments they saw where they knew

927
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 8: this couple just is not gonna last very long, including

928
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 8: maybe the most awkward wedding song choice of all time.

929
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 8: You're gonna hear it when we go over the cringiest

930
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 8: wedding moments right now. Once you attend enough weddings, you

931
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 8: realize you're gonna have to suffer through some cringe moments.

932
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 8: The thing it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I mean,

933
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 8: the best man speech that goes on for fifteen minutes

934
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 8: too long.

935
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeazy never planned, Like why can't y'all write some up

936
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: and down It'll just be funny on the fly that

937
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: play well.

938
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 8: Or the efficient who moans when he tells the groom

939
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 8: to kiss the bride. Oh no, it's been a little

940
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 8: bit longer, but that or the jealous flower girl who

941
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 8: ran over and bit the woman who caught.

942
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 10: The bouquet that was her bouquet.

943
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 8: I get it, but by far the most awkward type

944
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 8: of wedding to attend are the ones where it's painfully

945
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 8: obvious that the bride and groom are just not a

946
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 8: very good match for each other.

947
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: Oh, I've never seen this so second.

948
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 8: And that's why a popular publication did a survey that asked,

949
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 8: what's a wedding moment you witnessed that screamed yikes, this

950
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 8: couple is not gonna last long. A shocking number of

951
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 8: answers came in.

952
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get the tea.

953
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 8: One person said, I went to a wedding where the

954
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 8: bride's parents gave a speech, and they included a note

955
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 8: about the groom, saying, you certainly weren't the type of

956
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 8: man we envisioned our daughter marrying, but you have children

957
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 8: together and you'll have to find a way through O

958
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 8: so mean.

959
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 3: I love that they didn't change their mind even until

960
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 3: the day of I remember wedding I went to were

961
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 3: in part of the vows they were talking about how

962
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 3: they met at a frat party, and I.

963
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 10: Was like, oh my gosh, I saw you.

964
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 6: Yes, I knew.

965
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: Those were almost the worst. That was definitely the vibe

966
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 2: they were giving.

967
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 10: Okay for sure.

968
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 8: As a former frat borough, fraternities can be very romantic,

969
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 8: So how dare you.

970
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 17: Hot?

971
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 8: Absolutely? Another wrote I was at a wedding where the

972
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 8: groom's mom kissed the groom on the lips for a while.

973
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 8: Oh and she did it while the bride stood right.

974
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 10: Next to them.

975
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 8: It wasn't some family tradition or regional custom. It was

976
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 8: just straight awkward.

977
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: Again it's giving Victoria Beckham.

978
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

979
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 8: Another person said, I'm a wedding photographer, and I would

980
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 8: say the intensity that a bride or groom shoves cake

981
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 8: into each other's faces directly correlates to how long I

982
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:45,959
Speaker 8: think they'll last.

983
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: I think that's very very good point.

984
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think the harder the shove, the stronger the love.

985
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 2: I think it's the opposite.

986
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 10: Agree to disagree.

987
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're going over a new survey that asked people

988
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 8: to share a wedding moment that they witnessed that dreamed

989
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 8: this couple is not going to last.

990
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: Long due I feel like I want updates on all

991
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: of these just to see if they actually got divorced

992
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: or you know.

993
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 8: Someone said I was at a wedding where the bride

994
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 8: slept with the best man at the end of the

995
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 8: night because the groom had already passed out at the party.

996
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 8: They ended up lasting one whole year because the groom

997
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 8: never found out.

998
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 4: Oh but everybody else later.

999
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you met her and the best man

1000
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: lasted a whole year. But she wanted to she could

1001
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: remember y.

1002
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 4: Exists anymore.

1003
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 10: Doesn't feel like, you know what if I want to

1004
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:33,959
Speaker 10: sleep with the guy.

1005
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 7: Mary shouldn't get married.

1006
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: Her feet were too hot.

1007
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1008
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 8: Another person said, I knew it was a bad omen

1009
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 8: when the bride only wanted to invite a certain part

1010
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 8: of the groom's family. Of course, her entire family all

1011
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 8: got invites, but only a handful of the grooms were

1012
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 8: allowed to attend.

1013
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 2: I mean, looking at my own family, I'm like, I

1014
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, how would you.

1015
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 10: Want us all there? But you can't say, like, my

1016
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 10: whole family can come but not yours. Yeah yeah, you

1017
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 10: have to word it different.

1018
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 12: Yeah. Yeah.

1019
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 8: One person said I went to a wedding where the

1020
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 8: couple had a unity candle for their ceremony, but it

1021
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 8: just would not light.

1022
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 10: They tried for almost five.

1023
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 8: Minutes until they had to give up.

1024
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 5: Candle.

1025
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, one where it.

1026
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 8: Lights and then goes off after fifteen seconds.

1027
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 10: Yay, Oh that was hilarious, this wedding guest said.

1028
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 8: During the party, the bride and groom played a who

1029
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 8: knows their partner better game in front of all the guests.

1030
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 8: They both failed almost every question, including their bow's parents' names.

1031
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 7: Whoa, whoa.

1032
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 4: That's really bad drunk. Yeah, this was a Vegas wedding.

1033
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: I think this is a game that you save for

1034
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: the bachelor and bachelorette party. You don't play it for

1035
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: this reason in front of other people.

1036
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 8: We're going over a new survey that asked people to

1037
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 8: share a wedding moment they witnessed that screamed this couple

1038
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 8: is not going to last long. Someone said, I went

1039
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 8: to a wedding where the bride and groom entered the

1040
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 8: reception to the song November Rain with the lyric nothing

1041
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 8: lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change what

1042
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 8: they were done within the year.

1043
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 10: Oh my god, here's another bad one. They said.

1044
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 8: I knew the marriage was doomed when the groom mentioned

1045
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 8: in his vows the smell of his bride's stinky gas

1046
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 8: when she wakes up in the morning.

1047
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 7: See like, I know you think that's it's not cute.

1048
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 4: The whole family.

1049
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 8: I would dutch of in you from now until the

1050
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 8: end of time.

1051
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 12: Girls.

1052
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 7: Brook had asked for.

1053
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 2: The he did put that. Oh no, but luckily he

1054
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: said I never did it, which.

1055
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 10: Was helpful, so he lied in his vows.

1056
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: Yikes, that's the truth.

1057
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 8: Well, finally, one person said, a massive red flag is

1058
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 8: a long list of previous marriages for both people. They

1059
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 8: attended a ceremony where the bride announced, so this is

1060
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 8: my fourth marriage and it's Robert Smith. Definitely took us

1061
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 8: a while to find each other, but it was worth

1062
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 8: all the crying and the suffering to end up here.

1063
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,959
Speaker 2: Crazy that they're that hopeful that they still have a wedding.

1064
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, that marriage lasted less than six.

1065
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: Weeks, but I bet the sixth wedding was beautiful thee those.

1066
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 8: Were the wedding moments that screened to the guests. Yikes,

1067
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 8: this couple is not gonna last very long.

1068
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Holy shamrocks.

1069
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 10: It's Saint Patrick's Day. You guys know what that means.

1070
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 8: Not only is Brook even less sober than normal, it

1071
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 8: means all of today's questions will be Saint Patti's theme,

1072
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 8: and who do we have to go against you on

1073
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 8: this holiest of drinking day is a high school basketball

1074
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 8: coach named Joe who's played you four times and never

1075
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 8: won before.

1076
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 10: Joe, maybe this is your lucky day.

1077
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 6: I'm due.

1078
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 5: My favorite color is green, so I'm in.

1079
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 2: Well, you just ended your basketball season, right we did?

1080
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1081
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 17: How to go?

1082
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 5: Were eleven or nine?

1083
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: Uh?

1084
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 5: We got eliminated in the quarterfinals of the district playoffs.

1085
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 6: Oh?

1086
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 7: Hey, good effort, man.

1087
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, and you can't win in your high.

1088
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 8: School, so it's good effort. We're gonna send Brouck out

1089
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 8: of the studio so we can get to the game. Here, Joe,

1090
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 8: I'm sure this is gonna go way better. You got

1091
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 8: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1092
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 8: you don't know when, you can say past. But you

1093
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 8: have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1094
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

1095
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 6: I'm good?

1096
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 10: You got this.

1097
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today is Saint Patrick's Day. What's

1098
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 8: the term for a young Irish woman or girl? Is

1099
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 8: it Connie or Colleen? What's the tagline for lucky charms?

1100
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: Oh?

1101
00:48:58,880 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 6: Take rainbow?

1102
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 8: The three colors of the Irish flag are green, orange

1103
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 8: and what white? According to lore? What's a leprechaun's profession?

1104
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 6: Gold miner?

1105
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 10: What's the best selling Irish band of all time?

1106
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 6: Irish band? I have no idea.

1107
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 4: That was pretty good, Joe.

1108
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 8: It was a hot start. It may have fizzled towards

1109
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 8: the end, but we're gonna fire up. Brook's gonna come back.

1110
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 8: In the studio and our producer asked you, Joe, what

1111
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 8: would it mean to finally get a victory over Brook today?

1112
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 8: Since this would be your fifth time playing her, and

1113
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 8: you said you wouldn't be humiliated anymore at your school?

1114
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 8: Can you can you explain what that means?

1115
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 5: Sitting here right now, I have three of my basketball

1116
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 5: players sitting with me because I'm substitute teaching today, so

1117
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 5: they're watching me go through this.

1118
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 2: Listen, nobody expects a substitute teacher to be smart. Yeah,

1119
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: the one put the movie on and just call it good.

1120
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 5: They're sitting here watching, laughing.

1121
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: I'm right now, Hey, so were we?

1122
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 7: So don't you worry?

1123
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 8: All right, Joe, great work. Now it's Brooks turn Brook.

1124
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 8: You ready, Yes, your time starts now. Today is Saint

1125
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 8: Patrick's Day. What's the term for a young Irish woman

1126
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 8: or girl is it Connie or Colleen?

1127
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: Conny?

1128
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 10: What is the tagline for Lucky Charms.

1129
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 2: They're magically delicious.

1130
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 8: The three colors of the Irish flag are green, orange,

1131
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 8: and what white?

1132
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 10: According to lore?

1133
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 8: What's a leprechaun's profession shoemaker?

1134
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 10: What's the best selling Irish band of all time?

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Speaker 8: You two historically? What color is disrespectful to wear on

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Speaker 8: Saint Patrick's Day?

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that.

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00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.

1139
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 6: I didn't know that.

1140
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Speaker 8: We'll find out what color that is in just a second. First,

1141
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 8: we need to go to the scoreboard to see how

1142
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 8: you both did with jose.

1143
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 13: Cant war to wa to cant canto war.

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00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 6: Joe got too.

1145
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 7: Correct, fur.

1146
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 2: And the humiliation continues.

1147
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 8: I'm sorry about that. Joe was not enough today. Let's

1148
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Speaker 8: go over the answers for everybody. It's Saint Patrick's Day.

1149
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 8: The term for a young Irish woman or girl is

1150
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 8: a colleen, which is derived from a Gaelic word that

1151
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 8: means literally girl.

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00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 2: So anybody named Colleen, it's just girl and Gaelic.

1153
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, yeah it calling.

1154
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 8: The tagline for Lucky Charm Cereal is They're magically delicious.

1155
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 8: Chase the Rainbow is the tagline for Skittles. Three colors

1156
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 8: of the Irish flag are green, orange, and white. According

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00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 8: to lore A, Leprechaun's profession is a shoemaker or cobbler.

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00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 8: Best selling Irish band of all time is You Two,

1159
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 8: with one hundred and fifty million records sold, And historically

1160
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 8: the color that's disrespectful to wear on Saint Patrick's Day

1161
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,760
Speaker 8: is ironically orange.

1162
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: Oh really, why even though.

1163
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 8: It's in their flag, orange is like a political statement

1164
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 8: against Ireland because there's something called like the orange, something.

1165
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 2: Orange and dumber as the moments go on, you know, how.

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00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 8: Dare we not know our Irish political divisiveness?

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00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, just don't wear orange.

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00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 6: I have blue on today.

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00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 8: Okay, thank god, all right, Joe Man, I'm sorry it

1170
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 8: wasn't enough to win today. But the good news is

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00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 8: just for playing you get a pair of tickets to

1172
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 8: the Washington State Spring Fair. The fair runs April tenth

1173
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 8: through the twelfth and April seventeen through the nineteenth. For

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00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 8: more information, go to thefair dot com.

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Speaker 6: Awesome.

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00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 5: Appreciate you guys, Thank you so much.

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00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, come back and play against you, and we're gonna

1178
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 8: do Windbrooks Bucks same time Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in

1179
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Speaker 8: the morning,