Speaker 1: Oh my god, I came in hot today, all right,
Speaker 1: so I was. I went to a breakfast with some
Speaker 1: business people, shot some fun tiktoks, like it's a day
Speaker 1: in the city.
Speaker 2: We're doing content. All good.
Speaker 1: Went to Butterfield Market on the Upper east Side to
Speaker 1: do the lord's work. Taste the chicken salad, taste the
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt, taste the tuna. They were jealous that I
Speaker 1: called the Orri's Market on the Upper east Side the
Speaker 1: Airwin on the Upper east Side. So they called me
Speaker 1: and wanted to give me a credit to their store,
Speaker 1: et cetera. So I went in and tried some of
Speaker 1: the items, and the owner, Joel, was amazing.
Speaker 2: Oory's is very good.
Speaker 1: It's maybe different than Airwan in the sense that their
Speaker 1: fruit is unreal. Their me bagels, fish, all those things
Speaker 1: are good, excellent. They're prepared. Foods need work. Their soup
Speaker 1: was like overloaded with pepper there. Some of their items
Speaker 1: just were they weren't at the level the chicken salad,
Speaker 1: the tuna salad. So just so you know, like you
Speaker 1: can't just say one place is great, one thing at
Speaker 1: one place is great, anymore than you can't just say,
Speaker 1: like this brand is great, Like this bag from this
Speaker 1: brand is great, but this other brand sucks. So it's
Speaker 1: just an interesting thing, like having a discerning palate when
Speaker 1: it comes to stores and food, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's not the point, but you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I get home to my apartment before I do this podcast,
Speaker 1: and Danielle, who works with me, and my team are
Speaker 1: apparently behind the scenes, like up in arms, because we
Speaker 1: got a threatening series of messages on Instagram saying like
Speaker 1: because I reviewed this Lash product. I reviewed this Lash
Speaker 1: product that thought was great. It was user friendly. I
Speaker 1: understood exactly what to do. There was like this Lash
Speaker 1: adhesive that was on, Like I'm a scare brush, so
Speaker 1: you put it right onto your Lash.
Speaker 2: I click the lashes on.
Speaker 1: I've started the Lash journey a thousand times and never
Speaker 1: been able to get the mods. This is the first
Speaker 1: time I could get them on and it was great,
Speaker 1: and I did a video about them.
Speaker 2: It was a great brand.
Speaker 1: So we get a scathing message from another from a
Speaker 1: brand that sent me stuff. I don't know the difference.
Speaker 1: I don't know one's big, one small. I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: It's literally it's just two Lash brands, like two apples
Speaker 1: and a supermarket that are different. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about them. I just picked one up. I've had the
Speaker 1: one that I tried well over a year and the
Speaker 1: other brand, Lashify, that sent me the scathing messages they've
Speaker 1: sent me their product too. To be honest and fair,
Speaker 1: I've opened it up a bunch of times. It's more confusing,
Speaker 1: like someone did tell me something about it and that
Speaker 1: I should try it, But every time I open it up,
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the glue with it. I didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't have that same kind of like mascarow wand
Speaker 1: applicator to put it on, so I didn't try it.
Speaker 1: And I think Lashifi are magnetic. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: the other brand was magnetic. I thought put in the
Speaker 1: lash adhesive on meant it was glue. But I guess
Speaker 1: it's magnetic. I don't know.
Speaker 2: And neither of these people paying me.
Speaker 1: I don't have a deal with any of them, and
Speaker 1: no one can pay me to say something I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I just screw around half ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 1: time screwing around. Sometimes I do a brand deal on
Speaker 1: something I've already liked, or a brand that I know
Speaker 1: and talked about and then they're like, do you want
Speaker 1: to do something? And then there's some language that comes
Speaker 1: with it, you know, like you must say you're a
Speaker 1: partner or twenty percent off, or like here's my website.
Speaker 1: But like, no one fucking owns me. I didn't come
Speaker 1: this far to be owned in beauty or anything. Are
Speaker 1: you crazy? Like I'm kind of a wacky aunt up
Speaker 1: in the attic that just became successful at this because
Speaker 1: I didn't give two shits. Like there was a movie
Speaker 1: called Small Time Crooks where they were baking cookies as
Speaker 1: like a mob front and it became successful. Or like
Speaker 1: the movie and the play, the producers they were trying
Speaker 1: to make the worst play ever and have it failed
Speaker 1: so it could be a write off for tax evasion,
Speaker 1: and it ended up doing well.
Speaker 2: Like that's what this is.
Speaker 1: This is a garage band, accidental influencer, pop up, shit show,
Speaker 1: lash off. I send me like legal messages through Instagram
Speaker 1: threatening me, you've now involved yourself. You'll hear from our attorneys.
Speaker 1: Why don't you fuck the fuck off? Do you want
Speaker 1: to give me some I'll give you some names. Five
Speaker 1: of actually the ten attorneys because I posted on social media.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you want you want to rolodex of attorneys,
Speaker 1: I'll get out my fucking rolodex.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me go with people I know.
Speaker 1: Chris Sieger I don't know, took down the NFL and Volkswagen.
Speaker 2: Maybe heard of them.
Speaker 1: John Morgan Florida like billionaire, all his billboards, but like
Speaker 1: major major cases. John yancoun Is at John Morgan. If
Speaker 1: John Morgan happens to be taking an apple at his
Speaker 1: house in Hawaii, that that he's fucking made by having
Speaker 1: amazing cases. H oh, you could call Mark Arraghos, you
Speaker 1: could call Brian Friedman, ask them all. Ask John Morgan,
Speaker 1: Mark Arraghos, Brian Friedman if they want to help me,
Speaker 1: play fuck around and find out lash off I you
Speaker 1: want to you want to have a Blake Lively justin
Speaker 1: Baldoni on your hands where you fucking overshoot the mark,
Speaker 1: You overplay your hand, So come for me. You know what,
Speaker 1: Don't you fuck with me because I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on in your legal life.
Speaker 2: I have no deal with you.
Speaker 1: I could fucking talk about whatever I want. Now I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to talk about things.
Speaker 2: It came to me.
Speaker 1: I can't put on a lash Are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 1: Who's the stupid person at lashify? That's what I like
Speaker 1: to know. Raise your hand because it wasn't a social
Speaker 1: media person. They're not allowed to say what this person said.
Speaker 1: So this dumb fuck who probably runs the company and
Speaker 1: the people that work there are under their desks going.
Speaker 2: Are you okay, ma'am or sir? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Founder that we work for that we're fucking running out
Speaker 1: of here like we're at Chanel.
Speaker 2: What are you stupid? Or new? Who are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You're gonna come threaten me? How about this?
Speaker 1: We were gonna try your product. All you had to
Speaker 1: do was say, hey, you know, just so you know.
Speaker 1: You may not be aware of this. We've been in
Speaker 1: a legal battle with these people. If you want to
Speaker 1: just try our lashes, i'd be helpful and maybe saying
Speaker 1: we've been in a legal battle with them. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to get involved. But who do you think you
Speaker 1: actually are? Nobody owns me. Nobody fucking owns me. I
Speaker 1: left the Housewives, I was owned, I was on somebody
Speaker 1: else's dying. I didn't see a check lash of fy.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna have to pay me a fucking check
Speaker 1: to shut.
Speaker 2: The fuck up.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you can't leave. Big mistake, huge, Do not
Speaker 1: fuck with me. And this is what would happen on
Speaker 1: the house lies. This is exactly what would happen. I
Speaker 1: have never come for somebody who didn't start with me.
Speaker 1: I do not just wake up in the morning and
Speaker 1: decide to fire random shots. So go down the list
Speaker 1: of everything that ever happened on when I've been like
Speaker 1: a not fucking around program. That's what happens with me.
Speaker 1: I have an on or and off switch. I just
Speaker 1: go idle cool.
Speaker 2: I love you all. It's amazing. People could be tricky,
Speaker 2: people could.
Speaker 1: Be snotty, no problem. Do not fuck with me. Do
Speaker 1: not poke a bear in the zoo. I'm minding my
Speaker 1: own business, playing around talking about chicken salad at tuna salad.
Speaker 1: Leave me the fuck alone. Now you fucking started something
Speaker 1: and the people are pissed. I'll read you the messages.
Speaker 1: I'll read you the fucking messages.
Speaker 2: It ain't.
Speaker 1: People are like now boycotting laud like why would you
Speaker 1: fucking start.
Speaker 2: So aggravated? Like who do you?
Speaker 1: It's like me coming up to a random just anyone
Speaker 1: that doesn't know me, be like you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: drink a low calorie margarita.
Speaker 2: I invented it.
Speaker 1: We've been what do you know how many billions of
Speaker 1: dollars of low calorie ready to drink cocktails have been
Speaker 1: sold on my back? Do you know how many low
Speaker 1: calorie margaritas? How many skinny margaret is, how many skinny lattes,
Speaker 1: skinny products, skinny pizzas, skinny fucking anything is on my back.
Speaker 1: That's life, that's free enterprise, that's commerce. Do you know
Speaker 1: how many spongy blushes? Billions of dollars of little spongy,
Speaker 1: squeezy blushes have been sold on Charlotte Tilbury's back. You
Speaker 1: don't how many pink or green, or black or white
Speaker 1: or yellow, little egg shaped sponges to do your makeup
Speaker 1: that have now been called beauty blender when there's actually
Speaker 1: someone who created the beauty blender. And yes, beauty Blender
Speaker 1: made their money like me, but they were almost too early.
Speaker 1: They have the originator did not make as much money
Speaker 1: as everybody on their backs. I did not make as
Speaker 1: much money on Skinny Girl, which was a lot as
Speaker 1: all of the people on my back. Chanelle Dior and
Speaker 1: everybody else have not made as much money as all
Speaker 1: of the counterfeits on their back. Apple Phone has not
Speaker 1: made as much money as all the counterfeits on their back.
Speaker 1: That's what happens. People copy, people copy songs. Everything is
Speaker 1: a remix. But don't you ever come in my messages
Speaker 1: and try to threaten the people that are reading them. Okay,
Speaker 1: I will always stand in front of them and not
Speaker 1: let them deal with some garbage like this. And they
Speaker 1: were like shuddering. I'm like, get the fuck out of
Speaker 1: the way. It's called one take and I posted it.
Speaker 1: Don't you worry. No one's gonna talk to you like that.
Speaker 1: Your fucking mind. You out of your Here we go.
Speaker 1: We are in a massive lawsuit with this company for
Speaker 1: infringing all of our patents. You have way too big
Speaker 1: of a platform and therefore have unfortunately involved yourself and
Speaker 1: our litigation. How honey, how am I in a contract
Speaker 1: with you? Did I get into some fucking lash liability
Speaker 1: contract that I sent?
Speaker 2: Honestly, the fact that you're put this is what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Honestly, the fact that you're pushing counterfeits after Lashify has
Speaker 1: won multiple lawsuits against these counterfeits is horrifying. Well, I've
Speaker 1: got some counterfeit fucking bags in handbag University. I don't
Speaker 1: see any lawsuits coming there. Okay, everybody's knocked everybody else.
Speaker 1: I have a thousand fotegas in my driveway right now,
Speaker 1: So get in line, buddy. It's called dupe Central twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Fuck the fuck off. Our attorneys will be
Speaker 1: in touch.
Speaker 2: Oh we're so scared. Is Ally mcbeale coming over the
Speaker 2: fuck out of here? Our turney art? What did you do?
Speaker 2: Watch fucking Matt Locke. Our attorneys will be in touch.
Speaker 1: Okay, Lashify, fuck around and find out that's gonna be
Speaker 1: your next lash brand.
Speaker 2: Fuck around and find out put.
Speaker 1: These lashes on your eyelashes might fall off. We don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck, soapad. I don't know why that hits
Speaker 1: so wrong. So the comments are out of control, out
Speaker 1: of control. Let's run through some comments. I don't know
Speaker 1: if any of you don't like having a shnooze on
Speaker 1: your neck for no reason.
Speaker 2: And this is why I love you.
Speaker 1: So adding Lashify to my list of not purchasing rest
Speaker 1: in Peace Lashifi big mistake, big wow. They should know
Speaker 1: how to They should know not to mess with you.
Speaker 1: Boycott Lashifi. Big mistake, huge. Wow, I will never buy Lashify.
Speaker 1: Mess with Bethany and we unite, and now my Lashifi
Speaker 1: cart has been cleared.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Lashifi fucked around and found out way too hard. They
Speaker 1: mess with the wrong one. Okay, this is not going
Speaker 1: to play out well. Just Aschanel, Lashifi is a cult
Speaker 1: and they think they only underlash space. They will never
Speaker 1: have me. They would never have me. Hate you, Bethany
Speaker 1: lash If I came for my girl. No, ma'am just
Speaker 1: ruined Lashify for me. Whoever sent that message is shaking
Speaker 1: in their boots. Yeah, hopefully they're fucking packing their desk.
Speaker 1: If it's the founder, the people are gonna be in
Speaker 1: like the Jerry McGuire mode.
Speaker 2: Everyone's gonna be out of there.
Speaker 1: The Jerry McGuire's gonna be sitting on their own being
Speaker 1: like showing me the money. I don't think so lash
Speaker 1: off I is so messy. I wanted to try them,
Speaker 1: but after watching the founder and her followers attack others
Speaker 1: turn me off. I can't stand them. Well, honey, Pie,
Speaker 1: lash If I canceled break this down while we're ten.
Speaker 2: Why are you being dragged for?
Speaker 1: It? Makes zero sense. Now I'm gonna go back and
Speaker 1: break all right? Why I see me do a TikTok,
Speaker 1: Let's go okay? So I received lashifi last year. I
Speaker 1: also received Lily Lash and a bunch of lashes are Dell.
Speaker 2: Lashes and pro lash. I said that? Did I say that? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I received a bunch of lashes. I've heard about
Speaker 1: magnetic lashes. I don't know what that means. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if they're a little ball magnets to go under.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. I've never been able to do
Speaker 1: my lashes. I'm not good at lashes. So I keep
Speaker 1: trying with the glue and then the front is sticking
Speaker 1: up and I don't land it. And so I did
Speaker 1: open lash if I. They sent me a ton of
Speaker 1: stuff like little little square lash things and like tools
Speaker 1: and like liquid and little like they call it spoolies,
Speaker 1: the little like wands that come into MISCAA. But but
Speaker 1: in and it was a lot going on. I didn't
Speaker 1: understand where the adhesive was. I didn't see the adhesive,
Speaker 1: so I tried to open it, but I thought I
Speaker 1: needed regular glue.
Speaker 2: I just didn't understand the program.
Speaker 1: So I keep saying when I have time, I'm going
Speaker 1: to try lashes. So I was in my city apartment
Speaker 1: where I am right now, and last week I opened
Speaker 1: the drawer and I saw a pro lash and it
Speaker 1: was in like a little box that was I could
Speaker 1: understand it.
Speaker 2: I opened the side.
Speaker 1: It had the tool, it had some lash remover, and
Speaker 1: it had like something that I opened up on like
Speaker 1: a MISCAA and it said adhesive, so it was user friendly.
Speaker 1: And I had like a couple of little clumps of
Speaker 1: lashes like it had like your whole lash, but in
Speaker 1: little clumps.
Speaker 2: So I was idiot proof to understand.
Speaker 1: So I took the MISCAA glue thing, put it on
Speaker 1: my eyelashes and then was able to use my fingers
Speaker 1: to get the lashes underneath, and I liked it. I
Speaker 1: was actually going to try Lashify next once I figured
Speaker 1: out how to like where the adhesive is.
Speaker 2: I still will try it.
Speaker 1: And I was here in the city and someone who
Speaker 1: works for me said, we got a pretty nasty, scathing
Speaker 1: message from lashify on Instagram and I read it, which
Speaker 1: I'll post it for you guys in another video, and
Speaker 1: it was so it came out of the gate threatening
Speaker 1: like it was basically giving you have too big a platform.
Speaker 2: You should know better. And now you've.
Speaker 1: Involved yourself in our lawsuit and you'll be hearing from
Speaker 1: our attorney.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you fucking ally mcbeil?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I got five to ten class action lawyers
Speaker 1: on my rolodex right now, speed dial, So you ready,
Speaker 1: let's fucking go, bro, And here's the thing. Just come
Speaker 1: in and say to me, Hey, I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: you know we're in a legal battle with them. We
Speaker 1: wanted you to try a product, but just FYI. I
Speaker 1: would have been like, oh, okay, sorry, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in the middle of any kind of mess,
Speaker 1: and let's try your and sorry I didn't know, et cetera.
Speaker 1: But besides billions of dollars of skinny margaritas that have
Speaker 1: been sold on my back, every ready to drink low
Speaker 1: calorie cocktail is on my back. I mean it just
Speaker 1: goes on and on and on. De youor Chanel Fendi, everybody,
Speaker 1: They've all got dupes everywhere on their back.
Speaker 2: That's what goes on.
Speaker 1: So I am not a lawyer, although I play one,
Speaker 1: and I'm not part of this. But now you fucking
Speaker 1: drag me into this and don't do and it ends
Speaker 1: with us fuck around and find out because everybody all
Speaker 1: over the comments is already like cancel, then cancel them
Speaker 1: rest in peace. So guess what pause before you send
Speaker 1: five messages in a row and think you're running some
Speaker 1: fucking lash cult because nobody gives a good fuck. All right,
Speaker 1: So that was me doing a TikTok. You're welcome. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that wasn't what we expected this morning. But that's
Speaker 1: gonna beauty gossip, and I got realed up. It's just
Speaker 1: called don't fuck with me, Okay, It's just called don't
Speaker 1: don't don't threaten.
Speaker 2: Me in something you're not allowed to like, Are you
Speaker 2: kidding me?
Speaker 1: How do you like?
Speaker 2: I don't even like my daughter gets sick in my
Speaker 2: face