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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred duy away. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for a phone tap, or as they call

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Speaker 1: it in New Zealand, a ring ring ha ha ing.

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Speaker 1: And today we're calling a mom who's thirteen year old

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Speaker 1: son is away at summer camp for the very first time.

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Speaker 1: So obviously that's kind of a nerve wracking experience, you know,

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Speaker 1: having your baby off on their own. Right now, Well,

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Speaker 1: I think Jose is going to do a good job

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Speaker 1: at making this woman feel at ease one about all

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Speaker 1: the different things her son's been doing it camp. And

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Speaker 1: by different, I mean well you'll hear it. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now. It's another Mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hey, I'm moving five. Hello, Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 1: My name is Boomer. Is this Connor's mother, Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the head counselors at the overnight camp

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Speaker 1: that your son's in. How you do one on this fine,

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Speaker 1: lovely day. I'm good as Connor okay? Is everything okay? Oh?

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Speaker 1: He is great? Okay, I mean other than a few nibbles,

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Speaker 1: you know what they say, Camper's nature's way of feeding

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Speaker 1: the mosquitos that I can see. Anyway, The reason for

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Speaker 1: my call is we do a lot of activities and

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Speaker 1: team building exercises at camp. Yeah, yeah, I know. He

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Speaker 1: was really looking forward to um because you guys do

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Speaker 1: like a motorcycle class that he was really looking forward to.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Connor, he definitely was looking forward to that,

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Speaker 1: but we actually scrapped that idea this year. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: what he scrapped it. That's why we signed him up

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Speaker 1: for this camp. It was in the versure. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm paying for him to go there. He's still on wheels,

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Speaker 1: but this is actually a little more challenging for him,

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Speaker 1: a little more advanced, if you will. He's working the forklifts.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, why do you have forklifts? Why is he

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Speaker 1: using a forklift? Well, we needed somebody to move around

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Speaker 1: the boxes to the shipping containers, and you can't really

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Speaker 1: do that with motorcycles. So you know, forklifts were the

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Speaker 1: way to go. I mean this sounds like child labor. No,

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Speaker 1: this is just kids out in the sun moving products

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Speaker 1: around on a forklift. But hey, don't worry about it,

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Speaker 1: because Connor isn't very good at it anyways. All right,

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Speaker 1: we moved into the arts and crafts. Arts and craft

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Speaker 1: sounds much better than the actual child labor that it

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Speaker 1: sounded like he was doing. So, yes, arts and crafts

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Speaker 1: is better. Well, you think you would be better. But

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Speaker 1: Connor supposed to be making boxes and he can't really

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Speaker 1: get the swing of it. You know. I'd say at

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Speaker 1: least half every dozen he's making art passing inspection and

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Speaker 1: that doesn't fly here, doesn't What boxes? What are you having?

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Speaker 1: My son? Do? Hold on? Hoot? Have you not seen

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Speaker 1: the email that we sent this week? What? No, I

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten any email from you, guys. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Just all sounds so crazy right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: then I have good news for you. The camp was

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Speaker 1: just bought by Jeff Bezos. Bald guy looks like Lex Luthor.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I don't know anything about this. Well,

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Speaker 1: the big boss upstairs, not God. I'm talking about Basos,

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Speaker 1: of course, although they both probably have a lot of

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Speaker 1: the narrow. Maybe Jeff has more. He wants to train

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Speaker 1: all the little campers and kiddos to someday work in

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Speaker 1: his warehouses. Huh, okay, that's fun. I sent my child

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Speaker 1: to a summer camp, not a summer job, ma'am. With

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Speaker 1: all due respect, mister Bazos is the richest man in

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Speaker 1: the world, so I think he knows how to run

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Speaker 1: a summer camp better than you do. Ok Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying that I know how to run a summer camp,

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Speaker 1: but that is not a summer camp. Okay, sounds like

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Speaker 1: a summer job. A summer job. Legally, we can't say that, well,

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Speaker 1: not anymore. I mean, this is a ridiculous You cannot

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Speaker 1: do this to children. You get you. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to my son. I want to talk to my

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Speaker 1: son right now. He's working right now, I mean camping.

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Speaker 1: That's a little weird slip up. Huh. I mean it

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like he's camping. It sounds like he's working,

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Speaker 1: and that's not where I send him, and I want

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Speaker 1: him out of there now. I'll tell you, Connor's having

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Speaker 1: a blast. He's doing the thing he's best at right now,

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Speaker 1: sorting online orders. He is top of the class when

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Speaker 1: it comes to that. Can't make a box. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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Speaker 1: This sounds like a joke. Okay, this is not funny

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Speaker 1: at all. The only joke is those fraudulent reviews coming

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Speaker 1: into the warehouse. But you know what, Connor can spot

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Speaker 1: him from a mile away. Okay, you got a good

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Speaker 1: kiddo on your hands and a future Amazon warehouse worker

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Speaker 1: that might be eligible for union benefits if he plays

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Speaker 1: his cards right. If this is seriously not a joke,

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Speaker 1: I am absolutely appalled. This is illegal what you're doing,

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Speaker 1: and I am coming to pick up my son right now.

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Speaker 1: I want you to have him ready to go because

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Speaker 1: I am coming to get him. Well, I wish I could,

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Speaker 1: but I can't do. You that, your brother Cliff is

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Speaker 1: actually already given the OKA for Connor to stay an

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Speaker 1: extra week. What my brother, what is this? Because this

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Speaker 1: whole thing was Cliff's idea, this prank phone call? Are

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Speaker 1: you I am going to tell him? Oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a camp counselor. I am so sorry. My

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Speaker 1: name is jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on. I

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Speaker 1: was so confused. I'm like, who is this nam and where?

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Speaker 1: I felt so bad. This is Connor's first summer camp,

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Speaker 1: he said, So you've been super worried. I know. I

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Speaker 1: feel like there's no way that Jeff Bezos is taking

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Speaker 1: over a camp. Isn't he in space or something? Well,

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Speaker 1: I just think about it, though. He can learn how

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Speaker 1: to make a box. Next thing. You know, Conor, Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's right here. He's having a good time. He loves

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Mornings on the twenties, holding on

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Speaker 1: removing ninety two point five