WEBVTT - Soft Landing 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:05.280 Ka Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.119 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.400 of the old republic a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.440 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.360 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:30.120 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.200 We are back at it on a Saturday. Big thanks 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:38.479 to t Jay Reeves who checked in on the Friday 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:44.040 podcast talking about the big Patriots Buccaneers game. Is DJ 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.839 partly Fox Sports Radio Mumni Association. If you missed that, 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:51.800 go back and listen. But it's on to Saturday. And 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:56.200 this of course available the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.800 Because four hours a night or not enough. We do this. 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:03.880 Eight day is a week. There are no days off, 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:07.839 no days off. Tell a friend subscribe. That's the easiest 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:12.200 way to guarantee you will not miss a special fifth 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:17.000 hour edition of the podcast because if you subscribe, it automatically, 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:21.000 whether you want it or not, shows up to your device, 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.160 so you get just like that and joined here was 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:27.199 not with us on a Friday, but on a Saturday 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:37.000 West to be florified. Pudd com with you panned bad noise. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.880 He spent two dollars on right there. It's a rip 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:47.800 off from another network, a different platform. Yes, yes, you 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.640 guys had a big bromance over the weekend, you and 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.360 t J. And then on Friday. It's amazing. Listen. You 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.840 know some of us have friends in broadcasting. Some of 0:01:56.920 --> 0:02:00.640 us don't. T J. I go way back apparent by 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.120 the type of people that get certain jobs at certain places. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.560 So yeah, I can fully agree with you on that 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.160 hanging out. We were catching up on the good old 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:12.720 days at Fox Sports Radio, those days along behind and 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.080 it was it was just wonderful to work alongside a 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:21.560 professional NFL broadcaster and NFL broadcaster t J. Reeves, who's 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:26.760 solid radio guy Tampa market for many many years there. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.640 He knows everybody, and and uh, it was just it 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.600 was just wonderful. It was wonderful to not break bread 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.320 because we actually didn't eat together because he didn't have 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:38.320 time because he was working. But it was it was good. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:44.040 And uh, saving the Buccaneer radio broadcast gas Gun confirmed 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:48.560 by t J Reeves without my intervention. They're helping Gene 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:52.480 Deckerhoff make his way to the broadcast booth. There would 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:55.840 have been issues. There would have been issues, and who 0:02:55.880 --> 0:03:00.360 knows what would have taken place. So I'm waiting for 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.840 the Buccaneers to send me some kind of certificate uh 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.720 in the mail. We'll see if that happens or not. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:11.080 But I think I've deserved at it the very least. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.639 So on this podcast, the Saturday Podcast, We've got Medicine 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:24.799 Man Mallard, Power of the Podcast, and Storage Wars and 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.360 whatever else you can toss in there. On top of that, 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.520 guest on, do you have anything amazing to add this 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.720 week to the podcast? Anything that will blow people away? No, 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.240 but I do feel like I need uh, I need 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.080 to re up on my request for mc attire. I 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:41.440 feel like we need more from like the Buffalo Bulls 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:45.320 or from like the akron Zips. Oh that is put 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:53.760 Northern Illinois Huskies, Central Michigan, Western Michigan. You used to 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.120 bust my boss. It's different. It's different, like you get 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.600 all these like benefits. You get all these like benefits. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:01.360 I need like some kind of kicked me down, like 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.040 I needed I did something for for doing this right. 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:06.640 I need like a little bit of like a um, 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.840 I need a little bit of a tap on the backset, 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:10.800 if you will. So you got all the good stuff 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.560 like can't I ask for anything? No, no, no, no no, 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:17.440 se I would think, I don't ask for anything. Well, 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.359 ship you don't, don't. What do I ask for? I 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:24.320 don't give me an example of when I asked for something. Well, 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:25.960 I didn't ask for anything either. I just said I 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.440 felt like I need to have a reup on my 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.000 mac attarre. That's all I said. You know, you got 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.640 all bent out of shape, and as you you had 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:37.600 a bone of contention with yours. Truly, here you were. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:42.599 You're fuming over me being the hat benefactor, and you 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:46.000 were upset by that, and there was bitterness and animosity, 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:53.919 and you were very very annoyed that the fan of 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:58.520 the podcast was very kind and knowing that I have 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:03.000 chosen rather too rather than wearing no hat, I need 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.000 to cover my head and so they've sent me many hats. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.039 I am the mad hatter of sports chatter and that 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:13.480 bothers you and you need vengeance. But now you change 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:17.760 your I just uh, you know, we're into fall now officially, 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.719 and it's football season, and so the mac brings us 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.599 some kind of up and down football during the middle 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:25.040 of the week. I feel like I need to upgrade 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.279 my game on the attire. Bowling Green had a huge 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.760 upset last week against Minnesota. I feel like we need 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:32.560 to be repping at least me a lot and proud 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.839 and plus the plus those shirts that kind of fit 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:39.839 me pretty well, form fitting um, accentuate certain body portions, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.520 you know, parts, and uh, I feel like I do 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:47.800 the conference a good service. Yeah, well it's radio though 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.480 they can't nobody can see what you're well. You know that. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.640 That brings me to my next point is that I 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:58.359 need a few more requests on online to uh you know, 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.440 I mean, I gotta do a little something something on cameo. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.960 You know, I gotta have a couple of orders or Okay, 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.440 now you're asking to anything else you'd like, Like, you know, 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.679 I do need a new hat. This one does Dodger 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.920 blue hat that I'm wearing. It's a little old, it's 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.960 a little rusty, it's a little sweat logged. Um, I 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:20.400 could use a hat from the mac washing. I don't 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.440 want to wash a hat. I don't like washing hats. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.360 What's of course you wash a hat that's how you 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:30.120 keep it new and fresh and clean. It's not really 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:34.080 my style. Now I have I have different If you 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:38.760 look at my hat collection, I have different tiers of hat. Yeah, 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:43.479 I have the the hat for moving, the hat that 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.400 I use when I'm gonna get sweaty and grimy and 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:50.080 all that. Those are typically the lower end hat. Then 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.200 I have the mid your hat, which occasionally I can 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.080 get a little sweaty. The mid tier hat, I like 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:59.320 the hat, but I'm willing to get a little dirty 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.479 because I know I to wash the hat and I'm 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:03.520 okay with it. And then I have what I call 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.600 the top tier hat, which are the rare hats that 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.480 are hard to get your hands on. And with those hats, 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.840 I never wear them when there's a chance of sweat. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.600 In fact, if it goes over a certain temperature, those 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.400 hats do not come out of the hat case. They 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.240 stay there because those are the magical hats that I 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.560 want to keep pure and innocent. I want them to 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.880 remain in their virgin state, and so I do not 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.480 take those hats out at all. So I have That's 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.560 what I have done. And so what you have there 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.680 on your head, the Dodger hat, is a workman Dodger hat, 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.440 and so that's that's that's a good Dodger hat. I 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.600 have one that I actually would I regularly wear that. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.160 When I played in a media game at Dodger Stadium 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.640 years ago, they the equipment guy the hats they had. 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.320 They had these little cheap hats that button in the back, 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.000 and my head was too big. The hats wouldn't fit. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.200 So the the guy that works with the Dodgers that 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.520 I've known for years, he went in the origin room 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:02.800 at Dodger Stadium, pulled out a hat, the same hat 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.040 the players are wearing, and so here I got an 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.200 extra got size eight. Nobody on the team wears a 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.920 size eight here. So I put it on and I 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.320 that's that's my lucky hat. But it has gotten a 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.440 little sweaty over the years. It's twenty years old or 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.440 something like that. It's probably more than that now five 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.720 years old. But I still wear it all the time. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.640 It's my it's my workman Dodger hack, my good luck 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.560 Dodger hack that I wear. And I'll wear that when 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.560 they beat the Cardinals in the wild card game. They 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.520 are white hot, man. I don't know when the hell 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.319 they're gonna lose any games of significance, but maybe it's 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.040 next week. We'll see. Well, maybe they've already lost. You 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.160 never know that, guest Gun on the magic of podcasting, 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.000 they might have already lost. And I say, games of significance, 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:44.720 you're listening. Skills suck, I say, guess on. The Cardinals 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:50.280 have peaked too soon. That fail. They're getting all these 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:54.400 wings in right now, and there will be heartache at 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.640 the wild Card game, which I believe I will be 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.560 in the tenants at, guest Gun, I believe I have 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.560 been given the green light on that and will be 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:05.079 in the house in the hissy at. Chavez would be 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.440 making my triumphant return to Dodger Stadium coming out of 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:14.240 hiding to my first NFL game last week and since COVID, 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.679 since COVID, and now I will make my way to 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:22.000 Dodger Stadium here shortly. But the medicine man Mallard, let's 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:26.559 get into it. Medicine man mouth. So I have I 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:30.080 don't know how this happened. I've developed a little side hustle. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.000 I have my own cottage industry going on here. Now. 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:37.240 We we we already mentioned on the Friday podcast with the 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:39.800 great T. J. Reeves, the fact that I had a 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:45.360 role in saving the Buccaneer radio broadcast. I was making 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.800 my way up to the press box where the Buccaneer 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:52.160 booth was. I stumbled on Gene decker Off, the iconic 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.880 voice of Florida's state. There's certain people that are in 0:09:56.040 --> 0:10:00.280 radio that just have the voice of God, and Gene 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.200 Deckerhoff is one of those guys. And I I've never 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.800 met Gene decker Off. Until then, I had never met him. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.520 I didn't know what he looks like. I just happened 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.720 to be in the elevator and he was in front 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.320 of me, this old guy. And I, once I heard 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.760 him talk to the operator the elevator, I said, wait 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.760 a minute, I put two and two together, right os. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.840 This is this is Gene decker Off. This is the 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:25.320 play by play guy for the Buccaneers. And uh, So 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.719 I actually did something that's very out of characters, I 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.199 said when I told the story. Originally, as an introvert, 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:34.440 I do not engage in contact with people I don't know. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.360 I don't do it. But this was different. This is 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.679 Gene Deckerhoff, Gene f and decker Off. So I I 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:45.520 introduced myself, and then I led him to the Bucks broadcast, 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.439 both of course calling my friend T. J. Reeves to 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.640 le him know that the eagle had landed or the 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:54.640 in this case, the buccaneer had landed. So that's that's 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.720 not really medicine, but out of the blue this week, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:00.319 guest Gun, this is a never before told story. I've 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.440 not told this on the radio. I have not even 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:06.000 told you this off the off the air, off the podcast, 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.360 off any of this stuff. So I get a text 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:14.360 from a buddy of mine in Kansas City and says, hey, Ben, 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:16.400 we got a little bit of an emergency here. I 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.720 need your help. And I'm like, okay, what's going on? 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:24.319 So the message is that one of the chiefs broadcasters, 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.560 one of the Kansas City chiefs radio broadcasters, has come 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.240 down with laryngitis. This is early in the week, right, 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.360 So I get this message and the guests is, I've 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.840 listened to you a while. I know the the garlic 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:40.319 therapy as you recommend. He needs something magical to get 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.760 his voice back, otherwise he cannot do the game on 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:47.640 Sunday against Philadelphia. Andy Reid trying to get that one 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:51.960 win in Kansas City against his old team, the Eagles. Uh. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:53.640 And so if he can't get his voice back, he's 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.839 not gonna be able to do the broadcast, obviously with laryngitis. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.200 So my my buddy says, can you please give me 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:03.960 the patented Mallard garlic therapy. And I immediately what I 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:07.880 did is I pivoted stop what I was doing, guest gun, 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:15.720 and I activated malartron, not voltron, malartron, and immediately sent 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.440 what I do the point by point on what I 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.240 do when I get a little bug in my throat, 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:28.679 a little aryngitis. And we will not know until Sunday 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:33.920 tomorrow whether or not this worked, if my trick worked, 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:38.400 if even you know fully used it. But remember, garlic 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:43.800 is nature's antibiotic. It's the original antibiotic. It's old world. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:48.160 And this all started from an old DJ who passed 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.240 this on to me, give it back, pass it on 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:55.200 to the next generation. And and so we'll see if 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.240 it works or not for this guy. But I gotta 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.600 tell you, guest, I felt pretty proud to if this 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.640 work two weeks in a row, both the teams in 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.800 the Super Bowl from this past year, I will have 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:13.319 had a role in saving their radio broadcast medicine man Mallard. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:18.840 So what happens If it doesn't work, then we'll just 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:23.640 pretend this didn't happen. It's only on the podcast. Nobody's listening. No, no, 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.280 it's it's gonna work. I am very confident it will 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:29.640 it will work. And for the I know what happens 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:31.160 when I bring this up, I get a million people 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.040 who are going to say, well, what is it? Let 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.640 me know, GIMMU the details. We'll listen. I've given it 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:39.240 out before. You should never take medical advice in any 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:44.199 way from someone on the radio or the podcast. You 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:48.760 should always consult with a professional. But if you would 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:52.760 like to know how I do it, I it's very simple. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:56.720 It's very simple. I take a clove of garlic, and 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:01.640 a raw clove of garlic. I I sl obviously peel it, 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.720 you slice it, and then you put one half on 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.600 the right side of your mouth, one half on the 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.439 left side of your mouth, and you suck on the 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.960 juices like it's a hard candy, like a Jolly Roger 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.440 and uh. And you typically try to do this before 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.000 bed and when I wake up, but you can do 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:19.800 it whenever. Now it's gonna burn your gums and you 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.040 can only handle it for so long. That garlic is 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:26.640 so pungent it's gonna burn your gums. And I do 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.880 that before bed, and usually what happens. The theory is 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.240 that the garlic juices go through your your throat and 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:38.520 just knocked that infection. Fight it all night while you're sleeping, 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:42.400 and then when you wake up, you give it another dose. Now, 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.000 no one's gonna want to be around you. If you 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:45.880 have a significant net gather, You're not gonna want to 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:49.120 tongue kiss them because it's disgusting. Your your breath will 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:54.440 be horrible. You you'll keep vampires away. But it has worked. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:59.000 I have not had to miss an assignment because of laryngitis. Uh. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.240 You know, if I've done this early on, once I 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.720 start feeling a bugging my throat, it's worked every time. Now. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.800 Sometimes if you wait a little too long, there's an issue, 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.560 so you gotta get it early. But you get it early, 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:15.400 I've never had a problem with I'm you know what 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.400 I'm gonna do is tomorrow, when can't say does plays, 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.640 I'm gonna save some audio, especially on big plays, and 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.000 I'll see if there's a noticeable difference, like there's a 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:27.160 noticeable difference from you now then there was ten fifteen 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.280 years ago on the radio when you're nasally pinched in 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:34.000 fat voice was was prominent on the radio to now 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:38.160 where it's at. So um, I'm gonna keep receipts, man, 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.360 I'm gonna see if this thing actually comes to fruition 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.040 and if your recipe for success stays true, because you know, 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.680 can't say needs all the health they can get on 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.000 and off the field. Now, there are a couple of 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:52.080 plays here and there from being undefeated. There it's the 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.320 way the ball bounces. Come on, you know, the way 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.320 the ball you know what, There are a couple of 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.960 players away from actually being winless too. If you didn't 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.680 recognize what that in that week one game against Kansas City. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.120 I know, typically you don't look at the entire game 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.160 for the first four quarters, but against Kansas City, they 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:11.960 played they played themselves. Was Cleveland browns Cleveland Brown, Kansas City. 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:13.880 That's what you said, you screwed it. Well, it's the 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.240 first time you've listened to anything I said last two 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:20.080 three weeks. Congratulations, But yes they are. You know they're 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.520 looking up the Denver Broncos. So if someone had given 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.040 me ten thousand dollars and said, Hey, put money on 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:26.840 a team in the a f C U West. I 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.800 might be more inclined to put money on the Vegas 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:33.440 Raiders or the Denver Broncos. But you're hearing my promos there. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.840 I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, as I, 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.760 as I pointed out this week on the promo thing, 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:44.480 you compare a Mallard promo and a Cowherd promo. Right Colin, 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:49.440 He's out there hob nobbing with stand cronky at a 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:54.280 till party in l A. And I am doing hypothetical 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.960 bets hanging out with hot dog vendors. That's the difference 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.840 right there. That is the difference when when I go 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.560 out to a game, I'm looking to meet fans of 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:05.600 the show. I'm not looking to hang out with the aristocrats. 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:09.480 I don't know that world. I'm not in that world. 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:11.560 I don't live west of the four oh five. I'm 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:14.080 not sure how Maybe you shouldn't elevate your game. Maybe 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.720 you should up the anty on what you want in life? 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:20.920 How about that? I don't want that. I don't I'm 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.720 not interested in that. I've met rich people, have hung 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:27.560 out with rich people before. They're nothing spectacular. They're they're rich. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:31.680 They're rich. It doesn't make them any better, Sure it does. 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:33.919 It makes them better in the in the in the pocketbook, 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:35.400 it makes them better in the wall. It makes them 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.000 better at what they invest in. Yeah. But the great 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:40.800 thing is when they're dead. It's the reset button gets 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:45.000 hit and oh boy, it's all over. You can't It's 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:48.920 not like we're back in in the ancient times where 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:52.920 you can build a big comb. Just go with you. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:57.520 You die. That's it. It's everything goes back. And so 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:01.200 I don't care how big you know, how eyebrow pomp is, 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.800 swarmy a hole you are, and how rich you are. 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:11.840 It's audios, bye bye, uh all of that. Lucky for us, 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:18.480 this audio will live in infamy. Naa, naa, hey, good bye, 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:24.600 as they say, back home, Audios muchachos to the money, 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:29.560 so via Kondios. Well the Power of the Podcast guest 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:33.240 on the Power of the Podcast. So we had complaints 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:38.119 last week? Why well, I remember the thanks for you 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.879 weren't listening quick on the uptake there, guests, and we 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:45.040 remember I complained about it had an issue with the dishwasher. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.760 At the dishwasher blues, I think you meant. I think 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:52.520 you meant like complaints about the podcast. Oh yeah, people 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.720 Chris called up and complaints that the audio qualities terrible. 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:02.439 Essentially implied that you sabotage as the podcast when I 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.120 talked to make you sound better. That that's your bag 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.280 of tricks, according to Chris and Houston. Anyway, So just 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.440 real quick, so I ranted and raved. I named names 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:16.080 on the dishwasher. Got a new dishwasher to the Mallard 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.040 mansion that I just moved into a few months ago, 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:20.800 and it had a massive dent in the roof. But 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.160 because the contractor could not put it in right away, 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.720 we did not examine the top of the dishwasher until 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.600 a week to ten days after we got the dishwasher. 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:39.119 Everyone went into see y a mode, cover your ass mode. 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:42.280 That was the philosophy, and I named names. I named 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:46.600 home depot. There they blamed the delivery company. The delivery 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:51.400 company said it was Gees fault, and I went on 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:56.440 like a screaming fire breathing dragon and talked about how 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:59.560 horrible the customer service was and how everyone was blaming 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:03.080 everyone else, and well we now have an update guest 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:07.880 on and a happy ending received an email from General Electric, 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.080 a fine company, by the way, and I retract all 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:12.800 of the negative things I said about g Also Home 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:14.880 Deeper believe they had a role in that. Screw the 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:18.680 delivery company because their assholes. But General, General Electric and 0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:21.840 Home DEEPO. Good job by them. They did solid and 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:24.760 they reviewed. They claimed they reviewed my case. I'm sure 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:27.440 this podcast had nothing to do with it. Wink wink, 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:30.760 not nod, but they announced they had had a change 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:34.760 of heart the power of the podcast. I am going 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:38.120 with this, and it turns out in a few days 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:42.679 here we will exchange the damaged, broken, mangled dishwasher with 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:45.479 a giant dent on the top of it for the 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:49.600 same model number, but one without a dent, brand new. 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:54.000 Should be done in seven to ten business days. So 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:57.040 that's that's the good news. Thank you to GE. That's 0:20:57.160 --> 0:20:59.879 that's what a good company does. I hope that you 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:02.560 just did it on your own without the podcast, but 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:06.320 you should do it for everybody, not just goroofballs like me. 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:09.600 But good job by you. That's a very expensive item 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:11.679 and a lot of money for it shows up with 0:21:11.720 --> 0:21:13.520 the dent. You gotta do the good thing there, do 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:18.000 a good mitzvah and they did, so I stand corrected 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.720 on General Electric and I will go buy some GE 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:26.120 stock right when the stock market opens up on Monday. 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:27.920 That's what I'm gonna do. A lot of hoops, a 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.000 lot of hoops. You jump through. But the story has 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:36.080 a happy ending. That's that's congratulations. I mean, that's that's 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:39.480 that's a lot of money that obviously you're saving. And 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:45.480 the headache, the disappointment, and uh yeah, I mean it's 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:47.480 it's about damn time that they actually come back and 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:50.880 make good with what they did not do red for you. Yeah, 0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:53.439 I needed so I thank that for that. I know 0:21:53.440 --> 0:21:56.920 you're very concerned about my dishwasher. We're at the point 0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:00.399 now we we also have gotten finally, after all the time, 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:07.320 the refrigerator, the main refrigerator, and the stove the oven 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:10.320 has arrived. So we are that those installed in a 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:12.879 few days also, and so that means I will no 0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:16.440 longer have to go to every fast food joint in 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:19.359 in town. I can actually eat home cooked meals against 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:22.240 something you really miss, the home cooked meal when you 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:26.959 don't have one for six months. It's just terrible. It's terrible. 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:29.520 I don't mind eating now, but i'd rather eat at home, 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:33.600 and before before I always wanted to eat out. But uh, 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:35.919 you know, in recent years I've mostly eaten at home 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:38.080 and only gone out once a once a week or 0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:41.680 once every two weeks. But lately I've had no no 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:43.680 chance other than just to eat out all the time. 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:46.240 It sucks. So yeah, I mean I would, I would 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:50.439 imagine it certainly does. But that also means that that 0:22:50.520 --> 0:22:53.440 also means that now that things are done, I bet 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:55.960 you you take that tomahawk out of your freezer and 0:22:56.200 --> 0:23:00.600 cook it up. The tomahawk is a conversation piece. It's 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:02.919 like a it's like a monet or a van Go. 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:06.359 It's dead, it is, I know. But of course it 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:08.240 was dead when you sent it. If it was alive, 0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:11.040