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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Prankday

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties for your brand new phone prank.

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Speaker 1: And Gina's on the phone and she wants to prank

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Speaker 1: her brother Patrick. Hey, you guys, how's it going to say?

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Speaker 1: You want to prank your brother because he's moving to Austin?

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Speaker 1: I do, I do. Uh. We're from a small town

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Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, and so where we're from is really you know,

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Speaker 1: it's quite conservative, and where he's going is Austin. So

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Speaker 1: he's a little freaked out about the difference, like what

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Speaker 1: he's gonna find there because they're a little bit out there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So so he finally found a place and they just

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Speaker 1: put a deposit down. So can you find a way

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Speaker 1: to mess with him? I think I absolutely can. Let's

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Speaker 1: call him right now and find out though. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: there is this Patrick? Oh? Yeah, it is U. May

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Speaker 1: ask who you are? Well? I guess that's a good question,

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Speaker 1: isn't it? Patrick? Who are we? I asked myself that daily?

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Speaker 1: Who are we? What are we doing here? Hi? I

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Speaker 1: am so excited to meet you. This is Aquaries and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard about me and I've heard a

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Speaker 1: lot about you, and no we haven't met, but I'm

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Speaker 1: so excited to meet you and your family. Right your

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Speaker 1: family's coming to Okay, I don't know if you've called

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Speaker 1: the right Patrick, Sir Patrick, my wife, your last name

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Speaker 1: is the last name is Well. I'm so confused. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's that's me. But I don't know why you're calling me.

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Speaker 1: You're funny, that's silly. No. Yeah, we all live together

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Speaker 1: in the house and we're bunking together. I'm I've got

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Speaker 1: the bottom bunk, or you know what, since you're new,

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Speaker 1: you can have the top bunk. Wait, wait, sir, can

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Speaker 1: you just clarify? Can you start? I'm I'm so confused

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Speaker 1: right now, I don't because I'm writing some poetry. I'm

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Speaker 1: now about being well, I am. I read upon the

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Speaker 1: other day called confused defeat. Where do we walk about?

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Speaker 1: Where do we go? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to I don't want to be rude. I was.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to Tim, and that's the only person

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Speaker 1: I was talking about the house. I don't know. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we all rent the house from Tim Timothy Timothy. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: there's no mistake. He told us that you agreed to

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Speaker 1: move in, and we're a little artist commune. There's only

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Speaker 1: seven of us that slit these three bedrooms, and you

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Speaker 1: get the top punk in my bedroom. You know, I

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Speaker 1: rented a whole house for me, my wife, and my daughter,

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Speaker 1: not some freaky artists. You know, I heard about all

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Speaker 1: y'all people are down. They're all free and spirity, and Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not excited for you. I'm excited for you to

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Speaker 1: come stay in our little commune. Do you paint? Do

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Speaker 1: you like to be painted? No? I don't paint. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what's going on. I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: paint you. What do you mean you you're gonna paint me?

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Speaker 1: What do we talk about? I mean that I see

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Speaker 1: people as canvases, and anybody who's moved into our little

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Speaker 1: artist community, the first night that they're here, everybody sits

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Speaker 1: around and watches me as I create art all over

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Speaker 1: their body. Who I'm not into that, man. No, we

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Speaker 1: make smores and then I use your body as a

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Speaker 1: canvas and I make a beautiful painting with you of you.

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Speaker 1: Oh you ain't touching my body with a brush or anything. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't want my bare hands finger painting. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to finger paint you. No, you're not gonna finger

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Speaker 1: paint me. You're dumb wit. There's no way I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: live with a bunch of weird artists with whatever you

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Speaker 1: guys do with colors and magic and all kinds of man.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to move to Austin, but my

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Speaker 1: wife gotta job, so I gotta leave my life with

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Speaker 1: normal people and move the weird Oville. No, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling Tim right now. I'm getting my money back.

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Speaker 1: There's no way my family's ever gonna move and even

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Speaker 1: set foot in Austin. You're all blunt show weird, freaky

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Speaker 1: freaks doing freaky weird I'm calling Tim right now. Well

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Speaker 1: before you do that, let me tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is actually a phone prank. This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you, and

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Speaker 1: your sister Gina set you up, and she's actually on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now. I'm so mad at you, Patrick.

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Speaker 1: I knew you were a freaked out about the people

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Speaker 1: in Austin. I just had to get you The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand.