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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting eighty HD kids into

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Speaker 1: church with a new event called Gospels and Glowsticks. Hear

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Speaker 1: the Word of God over pumping trance music DRUP for Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, find your salvation with Laser Stories, the segment

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Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

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Speaker 1: other Holy base faces just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Oh yeah, Florida. Thirty six year old

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Speaker 1: Darren Delks was out hanging out with his boys at

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Speaker 1: a local bar when one of them dared him to

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Speaker 1: do the one ship challenge.

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Speaker 2: Right, and where did you get it from?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they must have brought it with them, or

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Speaker 1: maybe the bar had it. It's like a it's a

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Speaker 1: trick or something you familiar. That's when you eat a

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Speaker 1: single tortilla chip that's crazy spicy, usually covered in Carolina

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Speaker 1: reaper dust.

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Speaker 2: If you aren't familiar, you didn't watch the Morning news

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Speaker 2: five years ago when.

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Speaker 1: They were all anger. Anyway, Darren is not one to

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Speaker 1: back down, so he did it and it was hot,

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Speaker 1: very hot, and unfortunately for him, he hadn't planned on

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Speaker 1: the after part of the challenge, so didn't have any

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Speaker 1: liquids around and.

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Speaker 2: Instead I thought, yeah, maybe maybe he tapped out and

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Speaker 2: that's why he took a drink of a friend's corona

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Speaker 2: and he was good kind of.

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Speaker 1: No problem is Darren is a convicted felon, and according

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Speaker 1: to his parole agreement, he wasn't allowed to have any alcohol,

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Speaker 1: and someone who filmed the event sent the video straight

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Speaker 1: to the cops. What a buzzkill corona from I told you,

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Speaker 1: I told you no more, bro. I feel like that

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Speaker 1: guy sends a video to the cops every day. He

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Speaker 1: finally got one with some baby. When police showed up,

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Speaker 1: he tried to plete his case and said he only

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Speaker 1: took a quick swig of someone's beer because his mouth

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Speaker 1: was on fire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't typically serve milk at bars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't matter, though the agreement also said he

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Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to go out to bars either. O. Wow,

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Speaker 1: he just called a restaurant. His parole officer said he's

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Speaker 1: a risk to himself and to others whenever he drinks,

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Speaker 1: So even though his parole was set to expire later

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Speaker 1: this year, he'll now be spending some or all of

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Speaker 1: that time in a jail.

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Speaker 2: Cell just because of one damn chip. Yeah, stay away

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Speaker 2: from it, friends.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this next laser shory is out of the United Kingdom.

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Speaker 1: Thirty two year old man named Ben Carter was working

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Speaker 1: from home on a zoom call with his colleagues when

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Speaker 1: he tried to adjust his computer cord. So he leaned

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Speaker 1: forward and partially folded down his laptop to deal with it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that meant the camera was pointed down. Yeah. And well

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Speaker 1: then wasn't wearing any pants? And when I say no pants,

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Speaker 1: I mean no underwear. Also, that sounds so uncomfortable chair.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Ben ended up revealing his exposed naughty bits

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Speaker 1: over zoom and everyone saw it. Initially, he admitted his mistake,

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Speaker 1: but when he realized how much trouble he was in,

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Speaker 1: he tried to claim he was wearing nude colored underwear.

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Speaker 1: There's a thing drawn on the underwear. Maybe it was

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Speaker 1: really cold. The ac was up all right, you would

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Speaker 1: see it, didn't see anything. He also criticized the manager

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Speaker 1: for the call happening during his day off.

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Speaker 2: I mean I would say, if it's your day off,

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Speaker 2: you're allowed to wear Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In any event, his company didn't buy any of his

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Speaker 1: excuses and they fired him. Ben tried to sue them

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Speaker 1: over it, but the case got thrown out. So lesson learned.

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Speaker 1: If you're not gonna wear any pants on a video call,

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Speaker 1: make sure you only do it while talking to your

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Speaker 1: parents like me, because they will forgive you and sometimes

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Speaker 1: even compliment you. You was such a big boy so much.

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Speaker 1: Thanks mom. This next stories out of food News Fun.

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Speaker 1: A few months ago, we covered the collab between Post

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Speaker 1: Malone and Oreo. He claimed he created the best Oreo

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Speaker 1: flavor ever. Another celeb, though, might say otherwise, because none

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Speaker 1: other than Selena Gomez is teaming up with the cookie

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Speaker 1: Giant to create a limited edition flavor. What is she doing?

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Speaker 2: Is she doing like a Hobanaro like chocolate?

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Speaker 1: That would be so good?

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Speaker 2: A chili pepper chocolate one.

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Speaker 1: She says it's inspired by her love of hoor Chota.

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Speaker 2: So here.

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Speaker 1: It's made with two chocolate cinnamon flavored wafers yes, and

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Speaker 1: a layer of chocolate cinna and cream a top sweet

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Speaker 1: cinnamon infused condensed milk cream. Look at me, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, can we take out all the cream and

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Speaker 2: put sweet and condensed milk cream in there?

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Speaker 1: That stuff is so good. Each pack features six unique

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Speaker 1: embossments designed by Gomez for her fans. Why is it like.

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Speaker 2: The package is cute, but it shows them on headphones

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Speaker 2: for some reason.

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Speaker 1: I don't really get that part. It's just advertising. They're

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Speaker 1: not actually on headphones. It's because she's a music artist

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Speaker 1: and they decided to have fun with this. Okay, Selena Gomez,

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Speaker 1: you have somebody who doesn't approve.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think she could have They could have done

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Speaker 2: better for her, like it put a mic there.

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Speaker 1: Then it has six unique embossments. Going back to what

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Speaker 1: I was saying, One of them spells out Selenators. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's her fan group, is it? And for every three packs,

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Speaker 1: a lucky person will receive one Oreo with Selena Gomez's

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Speaker 1: embossed signature on the cookie. Selena says designing my own

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Speaker 1: Oreo cookie was a lot of fun. I grew up

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Speaker 1: loving them, so being able to be a part of

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Speaker 1: the process was a full circle moment. Get it full circle?

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Speaker 1: She is a crack up? Is she moving from from

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Speaker 1: music into the comedy world? Man, She's going to be

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Speaker 1: a star. You can find the cookies nationwide starting June night.

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Speaker 2: Hey, and if he was listening, do brook In jeffreyone,

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Speaker 2: because I got some ideas.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be such a gross slaver this next

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Speaker 1: laser stories out of the lotion lofts. Yesterday was National

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Speaker 1: Sunscreen Day, which may be just a tad bit late

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Speaker 1: if you're nursing a sunburn from Memorial Day weekend. But

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Speaker 1: the reason I bring it up is a recent poll

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Speaker 1: asked if a stranger at the beach asks if you

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Speaker 1: can rub sunscreen on their back, would you do it? Stranger? Oh, stranger,

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Speaker 1: I would. I think it depends on the person. Yeah, rubbingscreen.

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Speaker 2: If it's a creepy hot guy, you might know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't discriminate, I'll rub your back.

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Speaker 1: Thirty six percent said sure, I'll rub them down. Sixty

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Speaker 1: four percent said no, way, such a bold ask. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever been asked that by a stranger. In the comments,

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Speaker 1: someone scolded all the people who said no, saying skin

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Speaker 1: health is serious. Others said they would change their mind

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Speaker 1: if that person was extremely attractive. Yeah. Also in sunscreen News,

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Speaker 1: a forty eight year old woman in China had a

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Speaker 1: severe vitamin D deficiency from excessive sunscreen use, and because

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Speaker 1: of it, she ended up breaking a bone just by

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Speaker 1: casually rolling over in bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: She goes in the sun, which super ed. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: turns out cancer and also no bones. Yeah, and turns

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Speaker 1: out it wasn't just sunscreen. She also avoided going out

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Speaker 1: into the sun as much as possible, possibly due to

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Speaker 1: an over obsession with having fair skin similar to our own.

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Speaker 1: Jose Bolanos, the pastiest of all of us on the show,

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Speaker 1: actually second pastiist. This guy pays Jose to rub lotion

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Speaker 1: all over his shell every single morning, and I don't

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Speaker 1: mind it. Nope, just two pasties hanging out indoors and

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Speaker 1: playing video games together. And that now means Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday, Brooke

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning,