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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do your need ride around?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride? I'm Karen Kilgareth,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Chris Fairbanks. Here's an interesting twist this week's episode.

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Speaker 1: Chris is not in the studio yet. He lives on

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Speaker 1: the west side. He drives in very, very busy traffic.

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Speaker 1: So he sent a message saying, Karen and start the

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Speaker 1: podcast without me. It'll be fascinating. It'll be a fascinating twist.

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Speaker 1: So I'm the solo host right now. Hi, And we

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Speaker 1: Our guest this week is April Richards's right, all faithful.

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Speaker 1: She's our guest. She's our friend. She's Chris's co host

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Speaker 1: on your television show. You guys don't talk about this

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Speaker 1: show enough never Why would we?

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Speaker 5: True TV's almost jacktical jokers, Oh, your brothers and you

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Speaker 6: Sadly, we don't do pranks, which we should do. Nothing

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Speaker 3: It's pranks is where it's at.

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Speaker 1: I think I like hate prank. I'm not interested in

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Speaker 6: Which as a kid, I did do some pranks like

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Speaker 6: It's I would just be like fuck off, like any

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Speaker 1: That happened to me in fifth grade and it hurt

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Speaker 6: Well, I got to say this, I had the foresight

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Speaker 6: We were hanging out one night and he used to

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Speaker 1: And it just sounds like something from True Detective.

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Speaker 4: It was at a house.

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Speaker 1: Then we had walked through a dark alley together.

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Speaker 3: A party, like it was pretty public. But it was old, chucker,

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Speaker 3: I guess maybe thirties. I don't know. You know how

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Speaker 6: Yes, But yeah, we just pulled up and we're like,

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Speaker 6: what's up, guys, and like hung out at this party

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Speaker 1: They were there's so many cross country truckers who've gotten

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Speaker 6: Right, Well, sure, but this was like a residential house

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Speaker 3: That's how they hid.

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Speaker 6: And everybody was out in the like tons of people

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Speaker 3: We didn't in the house. We just like stood out

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Speaker 3: But then Jeremy had to be like, you know, whatever

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Speaker 3: had to walk up and be like, yeah, I'm fucking

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, that must have actually been really entertaining to them. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: When a lot of them too, didn't look like you know,

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Speaker 3: I mean, it was just kind of regular.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like when Roseanne became a trucker on Roseanne or

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Speaker 1: was it Lori Metcalf I think it was.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was her sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jackie my my next door neighbor, Andy Whittington. Every

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Speaker 1: We're warm.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I should be quiet take the raids.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks for waiting this whole time. Welcome to do

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Speaker 1: A r it is we're talking about pranks and crank

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Speaker 1: And I was just saying my next door neighbor, Andy Whittington,

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Speaker 1: when he was a big prankster himself, so like we

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Speaker 6: So this way o looney to Yeah, like Wyley Corot

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Speaker 3: This out the mind.

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Speaker 1: This is the mind of Andy Withington, who was my

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Speaker 4: It was in the road. He was trying to help

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Speaker 1: He was being a good citizen that was going to

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Speaker 3: But then we started.

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Speaker 1: Then we started wrapping up cowshit in gift boxes, so

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Speaker 6: The stayed lousy with cash it though, because unlimited cash

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Speaker 1: We had cowshit, and we had like one car an hour.

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Speaker 1: So this was so worth it because you think of it,

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Speaker 1: You're driving down a country road, right, there's a house

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Speaker 1: It's all farms and then you drive up and there's

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Speaker 1: a birthday.

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Speaker 3: Present in the middle.

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Speaker 4: I'll get it.

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Speaker 3: I'll see what it is.

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Speaker 1: I might as well pick it up. It's a bunch

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Speaker 1: of fucking shit, you bastard dealer.

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Speaker 4: Could you always hear their reaction? Were you close enough

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Speaker 4: to him going it shit?

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Speaker 5: Ye?

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Speaker 4: Dammit.

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Speaker 1: I love pranks. I love it well this and now

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Speaker 1: they just got dumber. Andy also sorry, but one time

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Speaker 1: he took a jump rope, two orange cones that he

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Speaker 4: To wait here?

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Speaker 1: And he had just purely done it, to do it,

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Speaker 1: just to marry this guy he is. He was truly

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Speaker 1: one of the most fun people ever. Yeah, he was

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Speaker 4: Was he's gone away?

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Speaker 3: Well no, we just don't.

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Speaker 1: We moved out of that house when I was a

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Speaker 4: Sister keeps marry him because he's dead.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I mean I think he's married.

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Speaker 3: Probably you would not.

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Speaker 1: Who wouldn't lock that down? And he seriously was the

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Speaker 3: He really was.

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Speaker 1: He's as a like sixth grade boy stop traffic with

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Speaker 1: some sort of road maintenance person that you have to

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you.

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Speaker 6: The meanest thing that I know of that my Okay,

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Speaker 6: my friend's Grace and Clark. In high school, they were younger,

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Speaker 6: they were gread younger than me, and I could drive

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Speaker 6: we had to like roll people's houses.

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Speaker 3: I was like.

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Speaker 6: Always their getaway driver, no questions asked. They would just

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Speaker 6: be like, we want to do this thing to this person,

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Speaker 6: will you drive us? And I'm like sure, Like it

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Speaker 6: could have been coke deals like I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'll drive you because I want to drive.

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Speaker 3: I'm sixteen.

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Speaker 4: That's how you get involved with a bank, Robbie. But

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Speaker 4: I'm like a movie in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean I was willing, like to drive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are my friends. Whatever.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I've I've out I have had to outrun

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Speaker 6: cops with them, for sure.

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Speaker 4: You've been wearing this mask because one of our presidents.

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Speaker 1: It's the attractive one.

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Speaker 3: I really have.

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Speaker 6: We we rold this house. I've told this on other

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Speaker 6: condense it, but we rolled our house like so many

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Speaker 6: times in a row that her dad hired private security.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what is rolling someone's house means a toilet?

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Speaker 3: That's what we call it, toilet paper?

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Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know that yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, toilet papering.

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Speaker 6: And so one night I really did have to outrun

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Speaker 3: It was intense, but did it, Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna get arrested, Like fuck that.

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Speaker 6: I outran the cops a few times as a kid.

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Speaker 6: Which is the funny thing is that I never did

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Speaker 1: But they were.

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Speaker 3: This is how mean they are though, you guys.

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Speaker 6: I didn't find out about this till after the fact

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Speaker 3: Like just terrible vests.

444
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,200
Speaker 6: So like every day they would come out of whatever

445
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 6: this class crying, laughing like dude, should have seen her

446
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:11,240
Speaker 6: vest today, And I'm like, okay, and as a joke,

447
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,520
Speaker 6: this isn't I can't believe I'm saying this out loud.

448
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,399
Speaker 3: Is so mean. Please know I had no nothing to

449
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 3: do with this.

450
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 6: But they went to somewhere they bought like the ugliest

451
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,199
Speaker 6: vest they'd fine, and they wrapped it up like a

452
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 6: present and left it on her porch and she wore

453
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 6: it to school the next day.

454
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 1: She liked it. That's a prank.

455
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,520
Speaker 4: Why does that make it more said?

456
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,160
Speaker 3: That's a prank?

457
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 1: Turn No, I think she wins. She wins.

458
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 6: But I've never seen two people laugh harder than they

459
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,560
Speaker 6: did that day. And like they were just like can

460
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 6: you believe it?

461
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,720
Speaker 1: Like but yeah, so it was like mean but good.

462
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 3: They gave her a gift. I don't know, but they

463
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 3: were just like, this is the most hideous thing.

464
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 1: Let's see if this.

465
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 3: Dork wears it. And like she totally was like looking

466
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 3: at my cool vest.

467
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,879
Speaker 1: But I ever asked, wasn't like who left this on

468
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 1: my She was probably like someone loves me. This is beauty.

469
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,119
Speaker 3: So that's like the meanest prank I've ever heard of

470
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 3: my life. And my friends did it.

471
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 4: I have so many of these stories that I don't

472
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:13,159
Speaker 4: and they would all incriminate me. Oh but I'll tell some.

473
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,680
Speaker 1: We'll jump in.

474
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 4: Well, me and my friends all lived above this bagel

475
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 4: shop downtown. It's like ten of us lived in this apartment,

476
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 4: and so you could see. We had a three sixty

477
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 4: view of the entire downtown Missoula, and we had it

478
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 4: was supposed to launch water balloons, but we would launch

479
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 4: frozen bagels. I had cars and it would dent them.

480
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah. One time a guy was asleep across

481
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 4: the street. I ran across the street and I he

482
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 4: wouldn't wake up, and I squirted mustard in the back

483
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 4: of his pants, a lot of mustard, And then we

484
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 4: went upstairs and we hackled him from a megaphone, and

485
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 4: then a car came to pick him up, and he

486
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 4: got in the car and they drove half a block

487
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 4: and then the car stopped and he got kicked out

488
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 4: because he had mustard coming out of his butt crack.

489
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 4: And then another time we were watching and we peed

490
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,919
Speaker 4: in part of a forty of beer and put it

491
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 4: on the street corner, and then watched one guy on

492
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 4: a bike and another guy. They were friends at first,

493
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,439
Speaker 4: and then they fought over the beer, not knowing that

494
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 4: half of it was pee, and the guy that won,

495
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 4: the guy without the bike, pushed the guy with the

496
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 4: bike onto his bike, and we were concerned. He fell

497
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 4: on the pedal, So I'm not that bad. But then

498
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,479
Speaker 4: the guy walked a little further and then we all

499
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 4: watched him drink the pea.

500
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 3: Did he know?

501
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: Did he react?

502
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 4: Another time we put poop under this guy's car door

503
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 4: because he had skulls and lights all over his car

504
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 4: and long stringy hair, and he looked scary. And then

505
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 4: we watched him try and open his door, and then

506
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 4: he smelled his fingers and he yelled at its poop

507
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 4: and we all laughed, but later we felt bad.

508
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 3: I did that to a guy in high school.

509
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: Started, I just need to follow up. Course, did the

510
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: guy who drank the beer pea No.

511
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 4: No, most of it was beer. He enjoyed it and

512
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 4: drank all of it.

513
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's the best situation where that pranke didn't work.

514
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 4: We later found the empty bottle around the corner. We

515
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 4: knew he either poured it out and set it upright

516
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 4: or he drank it and said that was refreshing.

517
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 1: He said, that's the most delicious beer I've ever had.

518
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 6: I have to go back to you, heckling the other

519
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 6: guy with a megaphone, Yeah, like, what are you yelling?

520
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 4: When we were filming it too, These are all we

521
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 4: were I think we were. We could have been jackass,

522
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 4: but we didn't know that was a thing.

523
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,479
Speaker 1: Were you like a skateboard crew? We were the skateboard situation.

524
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 4: We were the front street mob. Yes, yeah, we had stickers.

525
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: I've seen your stuff.

526
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 4: And the guy parked in Andy's parking lot, and we

527
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 4: put poop under his door nail, door nail, doorknob. He

528
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 4: had a doorknob on its very old car, model Tea

529
00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,400
Speaker 4: with a doorknob handle, door handle. I did.

530
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 6: There's a guy in high school that was super mean

531
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 6: to me, and me and my friends knew he was

532
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,719
Speaker 6: going to be on a date, and we put we soaked.

533
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 6: We weren't L seven style, they weren't real, but we

534
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 6: soaked tampons and cherry kool aid and put them under

535
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 6: both of his door handles. So when him and his

536
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 6: date went to get in the car, they thought they

537
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 6: had a handful of used tampons.

538
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's great.

539
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, my cousin Cheryl got in trouble.

540
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 4: I should have put Brownie max under the guy's store head.

541
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 3: Now you know.

542
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: My cousin Cheryl got in trouble when she was in

543
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: high school, which was like the late seventies, because she

544
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: and her friends unpeeled a bunch of Maxi pads and

545
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: stuck them to a guy in her class's conversion van

546
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: that he had just had painted like metallic midnight blue.

547
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: And so when he pulled the Maxi pads off. It

548
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: just ripped the paint off. So they did Maxi pad

549
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: style like a like a tepee thing to be flirty

550
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: and cute, and they ended to have a to pay

551
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: for it to get for his conversion van. That was

552
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: like a big like that was when I was I

553
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: was really little, and I remember that was like trouble

554
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 1: people got into and yeah, that is one thing my

555
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: mom was really cool about me. Shockingly, as square as

556
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: my mom is for real, she was always cool with

557
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: me doing that because she was like, that doesn't do

558
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: any damage.

559
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 6: I would tell her like, I'm gonna go roll these

560
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 6: people's houses because she had a Costco membership, and I

561
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 6: was like, can I go to Costco with you next

562
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 6: time get some extra toilet paper? And she was like, oh, yeah,

563
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 6: totally because she was like as long as you're just

564
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 6: doing that. She was like, never at anybody's house or

565
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 6: never do anything where I'm gonna get sued because you yes,

566
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 6: and she was my mom. I never drank and my

567
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 6: mom always knew that. So if I went out at

568
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 6: like two in the morning, she was fine with it.

569
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, I'm just gonna go out and

570
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 3: roll those people's house.

571
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 6: I would tell my mom that and she was just like,

572
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 6: it's all as long as the cops don't If the.

573
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: Cops call me, I'm not your mom, I don't know you.

574
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 3: But if the cops don't call, cool, like do whatever

575
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 3: you need to do. So she was not a possible

576
00:25:59,640 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 3: with that.

577
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 4: That's just her old roommate.

578
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean she was like, I'm not bailing out

579
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 6: of jail, so don't get caught.

580
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 4: But yeah, go do it toilet paper.

581
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, have a good time.

582
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 6: But that was the only Yeah, she warned me against

583
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 6: things we wanted to do something where we it was

584
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 6: the same kind of thing though, where she was like,

585
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 6: don't do that, that's going to take the pain off.

586
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 6: Or we were going to do something to somebody's driveway

587
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 6: and she was like that's going to bleach their driveway,

588
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 6: don't do it. Yeah, she always I did run a

589
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 6: few pranks by my mom and to be like is

590
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 6: this going to cause property damage or not? And then

591
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 6: she would tell us she was like stick to the

592
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 6: toilet papers because that's the that's where like the fun ends.

593
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: And then yeah, like bullshit begins. It's because it's all

594
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: well and good and most of the time, it's flirting.

595
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: Like most of the time when people are pranking someone

596
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: else's because they want their attention, I mean not skateboard crew.

597
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 4: No, I was flirting when I quit syrup in there

598
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 4: before the mustard, and that was a bit of a flirt,

599
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 4: a little sweet before that was yeah, hey mix it

600
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 4: up mustard noticing this, Uh.

601
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: What if the inside of the car had like white

602
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: like pleather seats and there was a white car really,

603
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 1: so it could have had a serious mustard stain on.

604
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 4: The sad part about it all is these are people

605
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 4: that had bigger problems. I mean, the guy was sleeping

606
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 4: on a bench and you were.

607
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 3: You were punching down.

608
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 4: For We saw him often, and he was a bad

609
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 4: person during the day, yelling at people. He was asleep,

610
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,719
Speaker 4: and we saw the opportunity great and spot crack was

611
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 4: all the way out, So lesson learned. Yeah, why not

612
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 4: put condiments in there?

613
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 3: This is a hard left. But you look very tan.

614
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 4: Oh can you think?

615
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you been on a beach vacation?

616
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 4: I got bit by a spider there. Wait, and that's

617
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 4: poison traveled there and now I have a weird that.

618
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: Wait, you have to go to the doctor.

619
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, ship it's a spider.

620
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: No, no, if that's a brown recluse. Second, bad news.

621
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 3: You have to But it was arm amputated.

622
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 4: It hurt the other day, but it's getting better now.

623
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 1: Not normal.

624
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 4: I know they're weird.

625
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: Can you pull your sleep up please?

626
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys listen. It looks like a shark bite.

627
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 3: I mean there, it's like this weird mark and of

628
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: perfect halt.

629
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is weird. I thought maybe I got bruised

630
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 4: by a tennis racket or played volleyball in my sleep.

631
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 3: Again, you have to go to the doctor also, because

632
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: that the thing with box on it.

633
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're right, Yeah, there is comedy first, it's no,

634
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 4: it's strite, don't.

635
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 3: You're right to write some new jokes about losing your arm.

636
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: Okay, that's doctor being a.

637
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 4: Here's my impression of a teapot again. Yeah, boo, I

638
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 4: lost my arm. I lost my arm for this.

639
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: So I have a lot of people.

640
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 4: Who was that comic that used to riggan? He had

641
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 4: a hook, Roger Rittenhouse written House.

642
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: He's one of the funniest comics there is.

643
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 4: He is very funny and but one night at MBAR

644
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 4: somewhat he there was a lull in his set and

645
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 4: someone said, how'd you lose your hand? And I everyone

646
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 4: got quiet. I know that the guy thought that. He's like, oh,

647
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: he's got to have a great story about this, and

648
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 4: he was some drunk guy, but he's like he just

649
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 4: really used the ability right then to make the guy

650
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 4: feel bad by just going wow, yeah, it's wow. Uh yeah,

651
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 4: I don't know why you would ever heckle that. I

652
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 4: and he like, and it said and the guy, I

653
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 4: think when he that guy killed himself, he had he

654
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 4: felt so bad.

655
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: You know, this is extra weird because what do.

656
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 4: I get if it starts before my elbow? I can't

657
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 4: just get a hook.

658
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: It's just when did last night? I slept on the couch.

659
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 6: When I was lying in bed last night, I saw

660
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 6: two at separate times. I saw one giant centipede millipede

661
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 6: something with a trillion legs for real, crawling down one

662
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 6: side of the wall. So I was like, oh, that's weird.

663
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 6: And then like five minutes later I saw another one.

664
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 6: So I was like, not sleeping in this room tonight,

665
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 6: and like and slept on the couch because like that

666
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 6: was so gross to me.

667
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 3: But those can't bite you. You have to go to

668
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 3: the doctor.

669
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 4: You guys are acting like I did something wrong, not

670
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 4: the doctor. I'm not worried about it all right.

671
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: Now, don't you have a low pain tolerance? Yes, like

672
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: you don't feel it, is what I'm saying.

673
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 4: I think a high tolerance for it.

674
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: High tolerance, right, Yeah.

675
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: I have low pain sensory exactly, so you could actually

676
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: be in more pain than you.

677
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 4: I don't know, though I always complain about pain. I

678
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 4: acknowledge that it's that I show it to people and

679
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 4: then I don't do anything about it. All right, My

680
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 4: hip is hurt for years. I know I should get surgery.

681
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: But now you got some spider blights that I mean,

682
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything that looks.

683
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 4: Like I just want to see what develops next.

684
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: Okay, great, then let's have fun.

685
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 4: Looks like Wisconsin.

686
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: Right now, it looks like Wisconsin. When it starts to

687
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: look like the uss of r that's when we will

688
00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: call an ambulance.

689
00:30:59,360 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 3: How about that?

690
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's judge it by how much of asia it becomes.

691
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 4: I've been having dizzy spells. No, I'm kidding. I'm fine.

692
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 4: I don't think it was a brown recluse, did you?

693
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: How would you know. Did you have.

694
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 4: I've had, I've been met by brown recluse. We had

695
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 4: them in my basement grown up.

696
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and you know what exactly what it looks like.

697
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah. They looked like a hobo spider or a

698
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 4: domesticated house spider. I'm very similar, but well lit markings

699
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 4: will let you know, and size are actually smaller. You

700
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:39,719
Speaker 4: do not want, You do not want to recluse sauce

701
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 4: you don't want.

702
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: Did you have a party on Fourth of July weekend?

703
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 4: Well? I didn't want you guys to see me all drunk? Yes,

704
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 4: I did. I didn't invite anyone n party.

705
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 3: She was bringing it up because she's offended.

706
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: No, no, I wouldn't. I knew I was invited, invited me.

707
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 4: I should invite. It was really fun, but I.

708
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: Couldn't go anywhere. I had to work through through the

709
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: whole weekend. I did nothing from Thursday to Tuesday mornings.

710
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, because my time we were going to podcast.

711
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: That's right, But but I thought maybe that's why you

712
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: were so tan or something like. I went was it

713
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: a razor? Did you stay outside?

714
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 4: I went to the Andy's pool. I went to andy

715
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 4: Wood's pool party. Oh nice, and kind of burned myself. Yeah,

716
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 4: that's where it came from. Any that's the sun.

717
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: Any fun comedy names to name from that pool party? Mm?

718
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 4: People that we should know, people you need to watch.

719
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a fun name who because I went

720
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 6: to Hardwick's on the fourth of July and Ryan Adams

721
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 6: was there.

722
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: Oh, there was a lot.

723
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: Of other like fabeo.

724
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 6: But he walked and I was like what, because of

725
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 6: course he's head to sow denim cool pool party attire,

726
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 6: that's right. Also because I was wearing I loved a

727
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 6: fart T shirt and he applauded it, literally clapped, and

728
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 6: I was like, you're a fan of farts?

729
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 4: I don't.

730
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was real psyched about it. He was cool,

731
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 6: but it was just weird because he walked in and

732
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 6: I was like, what, you guys are friends?

733
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 4: Like what? Yeah, I wouldn't know what he looks like.

734
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 3: He's like an indie rock dude.

735
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 6: He was cool, but he was He was wearing his

736
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 6: jean jacket the whole time and everyone was in the

737
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 6: pool and stuff.

738
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 3: So it was just that kind of like I was.

739
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: Totally indie rock or does he maybe listen to his

740
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 4: kind of crappy rock.

741
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't.

742
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 6: I don't know much about him other than once we

743
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 6: got no weird Twitter argument about Morsey or something, and.

744
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 3: Then even Ryan Adams. Oh Ryan, did you say Brian

745
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 3: or Ryan?

746
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 4: I said Ryan, But oh but Brian. Also. I wonder

747
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 4: what he's doing right now.

748
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,239
Speaker 1: I thought you said, does he listen to indie rock

749
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: or his crappy rock?

750
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 4: She said Ryan Adams was dressed like an indie rocker guy,

751
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 4: And I was making a joke.

752
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I get it, I get it, I got it.

753
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying, what would you is.

754
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 6: He like an Would you say he's more alt country

755
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 6: or something? Is he more he reminds me of like

756
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 6: an old ninety seven's This dude, isn't that kind of

757
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 6: his stees?

758
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 3: I've never been too into him.

759
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 4: I think it's his I like, I like a lot

760
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 4: the music. It's just kind of music for boring people.

761
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 6: I mean, he's he was a nice guy, I'm sure,

762
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 6: but I thoroughly disagree.

763
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: It's a real count point counterpoint.

764
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: I love him.

765
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: I really love rhy now music I listened to. I

766
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 3: have tons of.

767
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 4: Friends that are like crazy and him would put him

768
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 4: in it is like Damien Rice.

769
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 3: No, I think that guy's more chill, and who do

770
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 3: you like? Three eleven? Oh, I don't dislike him, I

771
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,479
Speaker 3: just don't. Let's hear something.

772
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 6: No, there was a guy, yeah, so I went to hard.

773
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, did you really want to do it? I

774
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 3: feel like I talked. You should be talking more. I'm sorry.

775
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he can't talk because of the spider

776
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: poison and gotten up to his voice growing weak.

777
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 4: I'm growing weak here. Maybe this water will help talk

778
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 4: amongst yourselves.

779
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 6: Were you look so tan and healthy other than the

780
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 6: markings on your arm.

781
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 4: I'll go away.

782
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put mustard down the back of your pants.

783
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 6: I I'm gonna yell at you from a megaphone at

784
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 6: a great height, tell you to go to the doctor.

785
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: You're about to get pranked.

786
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 4: By one of the times, though of these guys crawled

787
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 4: up the wall, and there was a big fight on

788
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 4: the roof. So our pranks.

789
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: One of the people on the street that you, Yeah,

790
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: there was.

791
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 4: A way to get up there, but we didn't think

792
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 4: they'd figure it out. But you could shimmy. There's poles

793
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 4: next to a wall, and they shimmy up like Batman.

794
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 4: And then these cowboys were on the roof, get punched,

795
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 4: and get someone punched him. There's punches. I didn't get punched.

796
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 4: I think.

797
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: It's a little brown clue spider on your table.

798
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 4: I went and I took a nap under someone's our pit.

799
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 4: Someone learned in time that's when I strike when you

800
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 4: don't know him.

801
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: There, I meant to tell you. So this show that

802
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm working on right now, there's a time travel element

803
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 1: to it. So this might be secret. So don't anybody

804
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: listening tell anybody else. But they brought in a physicist

805
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: to talk through what is the known quantities of time travel,

806
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: like what the theories are, what is known about it

807
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: or whatever, and just to give us kind of like

808
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: a very basic primer of like how it may or

809
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: may not work in the different theories. And it was

810
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,439
Speaker 1: fascinating and the second I was immediately in love with him.

811
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: And he was from Missoula, Montana.

812
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

813
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: He apparently has a bunch of YouTube videos that are

814
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: really popular where he explains, yeah, he's a physicist or

815
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: a some you know, like very high level sciences.

816
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 4: Wow.

817
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: But he was really young and he was super like

818
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: like cute, and I can't explain it. He looked like

819
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: he would be work at ari I, but he was

820
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: a fucking physicist.

821
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 4: Every One in Missoula looks like they're at Aria. Really,

822
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 4: they just came from them. Everyone has mud splattered on

823
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 4: their face.

824
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a carabiner on their belt loop, But it's

825
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: just for holden keys.

826
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 4: It's the other one that's that's a novelty key carabiner.

827
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 3: But they got the real.

828
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 4: The one at home with the ropes.

829
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 6: That's right, I've never heard I just learned the name

830
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 6: of that. Are you talking about the like heavy duty

831
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 6: hook thing just now?

832
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: Is not a good word carabiner. Carabineers spell that c

833
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: R I B E N E R. Why is it

834
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: called that and not a hook? Chris, I'll let you

835
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: take this one. Well, I was probably wrong on the spell.

836
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 3: That's for mountain climbers.

837
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 4: In mountain climbing there also is hooks. So they had

838
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 4: to come up with a new name for the thing

839
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 4: that wasn't a hook. It's more of a loop clasp.

840
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 4: And then loop last was too hard for people to

841
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:07,479
Speaker 4: say so, and then then one of the Latino guys,

842
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 4: well a lot of the guys they are racist. But

843
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 4: the guy that thought of it, he was trying to

844
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 4: name it, and then someone said, oh, I don't care,

845
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 4: and then they called them a racial.

846
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: No you're gonna say beaner, No you did. That's crazy,

847
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: a racist term from the eighties.

848
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 4: I don't know where kra Beiner comes from.

849
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: We got I got in insane trouble one day. My aunt,

850
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 1: I thought, was going to hit me in the face

851
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: because I said that term. I'd heard it on the

852
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: playground in like third grade, and I thought it was

853
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: like somebody just kept calling other people beaners, and I

854
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: just thought it was like nickname type of thing. So

855
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: I just said it in passing, literally like look at

856
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: those two beaners. And my aunt like, oh no, yeah,

857
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: lammed on the brakes and was like, what do you

858
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: think and she was screaming at me. I was in

859
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: so much trouble and I had no idea what I

860
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: was doing at all.

861
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 4: My dad slapped me once when I said a word

862
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 4: that I had heard of friends.

863
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: That's the way we learn as kids, or did back then.

864
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't slap me very much, and I was like, oh,

865
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 4: you can't say that. Yep. I'm like, yeah, I know,

866
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 4: you hit my face.

867
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 5: Yeah.

868
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 6: The only time my mom slapped across the face went

869
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 6: when I said fuck, yeah, I was like, though, sixteen

870
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 6: and I said fuck in front of she slapped me

871
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 6: right across the face.

872
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 4: Shit. Yeah, I had a tense mine was light.

873
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 3: I think, no, I knew what I was doing. I

874
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 3: was like, what about.

875
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 4: Full hand he curled the fingers together. Yeah, it was

876
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 4: more of a paunch. Come on, he's listening.

877
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: Oh, but anyway, I just wanted to tell you about

878
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: that because he I thought he was from like us

879
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: LA or something, this physicist, and so then they were

880
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 1: like where he was at the University of Montana.

881
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 4: And he's young, young to where I wouldn't know him.

882
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I was going to ask them that I

883
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: was honest too embarrassed, WHI of my cheeks were super

884
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: red because he was so cute. And here's that this

885
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: was the power move he made when of the very

886
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: first because everyone in that room, there's a ton of

887
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: really smart guys that work on the show, like went

888
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: to Harvard and ship, so they immediately start to engage him.

889
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 4: Of like.

890
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: He was like, well, I'm just here to you know,

891
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: answer your questions. And then one guy goes, do you

892
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: think that we are living in a simulation and immediately,

893
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: without going like h or anything, he goes, if we are,

894
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: if we aren't, it doesn't matter, and I just like

895
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: my heart exploded with love of like the confidence, and

896
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: he knew he'd been asked this question. He knew it's

897
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: just like, if it is, he said, if it is

898
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: a simulation, it is so accurate and so realistic that

899
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: we cannot tell the difference. So it doesn't matter what

900
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: we're living in. We still have to live the same way.

901
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 1: We have to live as you know, like you should

902
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: be living as if you're in charge of your own

903
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: life anyway. So this idea that you know something else,

904
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: we're in a game, or this is all computer or whatever,

905
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.

906
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 4: Because it's it seems realistic. But the reality is you're

907
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 4: in some dank laboratory, plugged into a chair. Right.

908
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: Could be that, yeah, could be? That depends on which

909
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: matrix you've seen.

910
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 3: You I haven't seen any of them.

911
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 4: I watched the first one, and there's someone deaf in

912
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 4: the audience. So they had the close captioning on during

913
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 4: the movie, which popped up right before the line, and

914
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 4: I was already laughing at the fact that that's the

915
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 4: guy from Bill and Ted and everyone loves this movie.

916
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 4: And that's still the guy from Bill and Ted. And

917
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 4: then at one point he goes oki dokie, but it

918
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 4: said oki doki at the bottom way before he said it,

919
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 4: so it said oki doki and everyone read it. And

920
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 4: then he goes oki doki and the whole theater laughed

921
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: at his face.

922
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: He's not a good actor, no, but I've.

923
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 4: Seen enough videos of him moving aside on a subway

924
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 4: to let someone sit down and give money to people.

925
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 4: And he's very charitable.

926
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: He was very he was very good.

927
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: Why r Aaron?

928
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 4: You've heard though, He's like, He's like, well, I'm going

929
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 4: to pay the whole crew with my own money.

930
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 6: Which is wonderful, and I'm not knocking that, but a

931
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 6: lot of that comes from the guilt of being like,

932
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 6: I am not talented enough to be here, but I

933
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 6: have to give this money away.

934
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 4: Wait, let a lady sit down on the subway bus.

935
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: But let me say, have you seen Parenthood?

936
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

937
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that's when he started as Bill

938
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: and Tead or whatever, and then Parenthood people went, oh, yeah,

939
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: he can actually do something, and but he That's the

940
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: thing about acting is that it isn't like American acting

941
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: is about can you get people to buy a movie ticket?

942
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: And all you need, all Kennedy Reeves needs to do

943
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: to get people buy a movie ticket is to say,

944
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: because they want to watch him on that screen.

945
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 4: Take off your shirt.

946
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: Okay, it's the way he looks, it's his physical beauty

947
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: he is. Sometimes he's just a kind of Yeah, he's tall,

948
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: and he's built, and he's got that beautiful kind of

949
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: neutral face that could.

950
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 4: Be from you don't know who, I know exactly.

951
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: I have never found him attractive for one second.

952
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 4: There's this new movie that's cartoonishly. He just kills everyone.

953
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 4: John Wick, john Wick, Jonathan Wick.

954
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: It's John Wick.

955
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 4: Jonathan h.

956
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: Wick is a newer filming Dickens's novel.

957
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 4: Johnny John boy Wick is this movie that you could

958
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 4: see that is horribly done. And he there's a couple

959
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 4: of times. I don't know if he gets necking in it,

960
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 4: but uh, it seems like has been like eating bread

961
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 4: and not going to the gym. And I respect that.

962
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm not going to get into shape for this.

963
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: Well, but he's also.

964
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 3: Like fifty, but he has he ever been a muscle.

965
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: I think he was like wiry he's a skinny guy.

966
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 3: Because I mean I've seen it's like Point break. He's

967
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 3: not the guy's surfing.

968
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 4: He's not like a football movie where he got all

969
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 4: big and football ly big.

970
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, was that that movie Johnny Foot?

971
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: It's called us?

972
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: What if every movie he just said the name john

973
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: in it?

974
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 3: Somehow?

975
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: Bill and Wick, Johnny Bill.

976
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 4: And Johnny Wick? All right, I know, yeah, I like

977
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 4: a Google pictures will. I will watch Can Ripped and

978
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: then I'll do it right now.

979
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: I think he's a classic American actor and that he's

980
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: a bad actor that still is in a ton.

981
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 4: Of mom One eight hundred number called me three times

982
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 4: and in two minutes should I call him back?

983
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 3: It's the doctor being like, why aren't you here? It's

984
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: the spider saying I left my stinger in.

985
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 4: Every one of my bites has worked, and I saw

986
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 4: you leave the apartment today.

987
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 3: He has a total free number.

988
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: Listen. I think I did some real damage to your arm. Chris.

989
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I go a little spider crazy at night.

990
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm hungry and scared. I'm very small.

991
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like my own venom is going to

992
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 4: my head. Anyway, you can call me back at my

993
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 4: spider phone. It's or you can contact me on the web.

994
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: Come on, no, I say earlier.

995
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 4: I don't understand why people are like well placed puns.

996
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 4: It's I thought it was you guys were rejoicing over

997
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 4: the toll free thing. I came in with the web

998
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 4: and it was there's a shot.

999
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 3: Applause clause by applause.

1000
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 4: I focus on the audience that doesn't like me in

1001
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 4: a huge room, even one guy with his arms crossed.

1002
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 4: This whole act is dedicated to you. Keanu ripped. Let's

1003
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 4: see what pops up. Images you want images or video video.

1004
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 4: You're gonna get it. Oh boy, there we go.

1005
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 3: You're gonna get ache his head.

1006
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 4: It's just being in the same shape as me. Yeah,

1007
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 4: I needed that for contrast. It's just great podcasting. What

1008
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 4: I've pulled up is ato of Keano with my exact

1009
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 4: current physique. There's him as a homeless park murderer. And

1010
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 4: then okay, okay, okay, you just wait.

1011
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: I think he's fun, he's fresh, fine, I think he

1012
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: brings new stuff to the screen.

1013
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 4: He's certainly won me over.

1014
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 3: He's so fresh, exciting. Have you they're so exciting to me? Okay,

1015
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 3: his arms would kind of stay.

1016
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: That's from Johnny Football, right, Yeah.

1017
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 4: This is him doing some Johnny football promo stuff. Jimmy

1018
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 4: Jimmy Jimmy Football Game. It's called.

1019
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: And Jimmy Jimmy Football jam Jimmy Football Game. That hit

1020
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 1: movie from nineteen ninety two.

1021
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 4: Wasn't I yet Unfortunately went straight to vhs when DVDs

1022
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 4: are already out there.

1023
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: Jimmy and Jimmy Football Game.

1024
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 4: I watched one where he's coaching a children's baseball team.

1025
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good one.

1026
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 4: It was great. It's a good movie, like Ladybugs or something.

1027
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Lady Bugs.

1028
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 3: Ask.

1029
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great. You gotta see it.

1030
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: What is that movie?

1031
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 4: Baseball? Johnny Baseball, Johnny Sea, Johnny Baseball, Johnny and the

1032
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 4: Kids is one of the better. It's the current, it's

1033
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 4: modern day saying a lot.

1034
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. When Kenna Reeves acts like he's falling

1035
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: in love with whoever he is across from in the lead,

1036
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,479
Speaker 1: whatever lady he's acting with. I always believe he's actually

1037
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: really falling in love with her. That's why I like it. Okay,

1038
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: I think he might actually be. He just lets himself

1039
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: actually go through it.

1040
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 4: You might you think he might be a fall in

1041
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 4: lover guy.

1042
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: Well, I just it's so believable, But it doesn't seem

1043
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: like he really is like such a high level actor

1044
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: that you're like, this is really happening, because normally when

1045
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: he's talking, you don't have that feeling.

1046
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 4: I have a feeling that with Keano anything goes. Actually

1047
00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter any and you're you're sex or your

1048
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 4: race or age. He's just in. He's in to win,

1049
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 4: you know, don't you think that just just well, if

1050
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 4: you're a grown of people that he sits inside.

1051
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 3: Of, sure, it just takes what comes. He's so non

1052
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 3: sexual to me, I feel like you don't.

1053
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: Say something different if he's standing next to you.

1054
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 4: It's a physical specimen.

1055
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: Think about him.

1056
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 3: No, yes, I don't find him a tray. He has

1057
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 3: no like he has like a kendle crotch.

1058
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned, there's please up the nude.

1059
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 3: Ready to go.

1060
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: Again I have.

1061
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 3: I'm complete indifferent. I don't like him.

1062
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 6: I don't hate him, but I've never he was definitely

1063
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 6: not a guy that I was like, oh my god,

1064
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 6: is he hot?

1065
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 4: I I want't remind every when I started this by

1066
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 4: saying I went to the matrix and pointed and laughed

1067
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 4: with the rest of the theater at him.

1068
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's We went to see Constantine when it came out,

1069
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: which was a lesser known.

1070
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 3: Isn't that the Devil or something?

1071
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 1: I can't remember. It was based on a comic book,

1072
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: so it was. It was very reminded. It was just

1073
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: him walking around the gun there's vengeance. He may have

1074
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: been the devil. I don't all I can tell you.

1075
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: He was very boring and and my ex used to

1076
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: say he used to go, I'm Doug Constantine. He just

1077
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: made it. He just made it up that that was

1078
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: Constantine's first name was Doug. So he would do a

1079
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: Cannery's voice and go, I'm Dog Constantine.

1080
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 3: My favorite thing of all time.

1081
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 4: I like Doug cuts. I do too. It's a great character.

1082
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: You kind of have to make it fun for yourself.

1083
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:42,479
Speaker 4: Sorry.

1084
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 7: Speaking of pranks, I was at Comic Con for the

1085
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 7: Constantine panel, and is his first name Doug. No, It's John.

1086
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 4: It's John.

1087
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 6: No.

1088
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 7: So my buddy and I I go, we have to

1089
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 7: yell because I love point break on a bash. Yeah,

1090
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 7: so I was like, we have to yell Johnny Utah

1091
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 7: at him. Yes, because they yelled the movie it's great.

1092
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 4: It's the stupidest name ever.

1093
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 7: Of course, so uh, Keanu gets up to the stage,

1094
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 7: the crowd goes wild, it gets quiet. Then all of

1095
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 7: a sudden, I stand up and yelled Johnny Utah at

1096
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 7: the top of my lungs. You know, my buddy did

1097
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 7: not do it, so.

1098
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 4: He bailed and you were on your own. And then

1099
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 4: what happened? It was fine, no one did.

1100
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 7: Maybe I don't know, ke just like, yeah, I don't

1101
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 7: know if you could hear it. I wasn't that far.

1102
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 4: But well, I hope you quit being with that guy.

1103
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: So your friend sucks.

1104
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't bail when you're going.

1105
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: Your friends funny, Sure, sure, I'll do it with you.

1106
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 3: That's totally something worse.

1107
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 4: And then your tyranny's not even there.

1108
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 3: I don't like that at all.

1109
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: You know what I did once that I was that guy,

1110
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: the anti Johnny Utah guy, but in a slightly different scenario.

1111
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: We uh, this was back up my friend Rubin who

1112
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: directed the Girl's Guitar Club movie. This is back when

1113
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: we were making that. Ruben Fleischer and his younger brother Lucas,

1114
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: who I adored and thought was so cute, and we

1115
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: all decided their friend had made a stage musical or

1116
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: like they were doing a stage version of Xana do

1117
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: a roller They were gonna do a roller skating like

1118
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: full thing of it. And so we went to the

1119
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: opening night to watch it, and I was so excited

1120
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: and me when Lucas and I were talking about it,

1121
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: We're like, oh my god, this is gonna be amazing,

1122
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: and we were laughing or whatever. And then I of

1123
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: course said we should dress up. We should dress up

1124
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: really fancy for the opening night, like you should wear

1125
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: a tepsiedo and I'll wear like a ball gown. And

1126
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: he was like, I will totally do that. I'm like,

1127
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: let's do it. And I would do shit like this

1128
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: all the time. You totally not do it. Left him hanging.

1129
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: I left him hanging.

1130
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: That's terrible, and I didn't. It was the kind of

1131
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: thing where they came to pick us up, was me

1132
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: and mary Lynn and Ruben and Lucas. And when he

1133
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: got out of the car, he had he looked so

1134
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 1: beautiful to this man was so cute that I had this.

1135
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: Of course, my terrible little self Esteemore is like, only

1136
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,479
Speaker 1: he doesn't give a shit if I wear a dress

1137
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: or not, like, and I couldn't bring myself to like

1138
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: not wear basically the outfit that I'm wearing now and

1139
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: have been for twenty years. And when we came out,

1140
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: when we came down the steps, he came out of

1141
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: the car with this big smile on his face, like, look,

1142
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: I did it. And then he just saw me, and

1143
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I was just like oh, and I literally I weakly

1144
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: went about.

1145
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 4: It weekly, oh, you don't stop whinsing.

1146
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: I've never stopped whin saying. And we had this the

1147
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: whole rest of the night. It was as if it

1148
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: was as if suddenly it made sense to me where

1149
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, he was excited to do this

1150
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: thing with me, and I couldn't accept that, like or

1151
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't see that, so I just had to be like, oh,

1152
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: of course he doesn't give a shit about me. And

1153
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: then I sat there the rest of night going, oh,

1154
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: if I had worn a dress and we had done this,

1155
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: this would almost have been like a date or something

1156
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: like that's maybe what he will want me to do.

1157
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: But I, of course couldn't see myself that way. So

1158
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: then the rest of the night it was just like

1159
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: him and I are sitting super uncomfortably, and then like

1160
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: the second he saw his friend that was in the

1161
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: play or whatever it is, like he was over there

1162
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: and then I was just like, my god, I just

1163
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: want to go home. It was the fucking worst. If

1164
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: we're gonna let's bookend this prank episode talk about how

1165
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: I it was like just an intentional ball drop of

1166
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: insecurity is basically what It was so awful. So I

1167
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,919
Speaker 1: bet what I tell the story and then I bet

1168
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: your friend. Do you think he still regrets it?

1169
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 7: I doubt he is a family in Cleveland.

1170
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 1: That's really mean. I have dogs. God, damn, my life

1171
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 1: is a waste.

1172
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 3: No, it's okay. I'm the other guy in that story.

1173
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 3: My life is equally sad.

1174
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

1175
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 3: So nobody wins.

1176
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: You're the guy in the tuxedo.

1177
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 6: Yes, So being overly enthusiastic also gets you know where.

1178
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 6: This is what I'm here to tell you. So don't

1179
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 6: feel bad, man.

1180
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you put yourself out there, you get hurt.

1181
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 4: If you don't put yourself out there, you still get hurt.

1182
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1183
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, life's filled with regret. Yes, it is the only

1184
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 4: thing you can do is as a kid, get taught

1185
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 4: to have your so your expectations lowered. You never get disappointed.

1186
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 3: Who who was smart enough to do that?

1187
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 4: You'll never nothing?

1188
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 6: And then you put like Manaiah will mayonnaise and his pipe.

1189
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,479
Speaker 4: Or wait until he's asleep, slathered him.

1190
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 3: Up, yelled at him in his rocking chair.

1191
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 6: Yep, it went into a bullhorn or whatever made his

1192
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 6: hair go back, like is it live or is it memory?

1193
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 4: I put a cat tail under the rocking chair and

1194
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 4: the cat screeched and then and then his hair got

1195
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 4: blown back like Christopher Lloyd.

1196
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: One of my earliest memories is my mom used mayonnaise

1197
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: to put to as a conditioner in her hair. I

1198
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: had it because of that. I cannot stand mayonnaise.

1199
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 3: My aunt REENI did the same thing.

1200
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: You've seen me do ridiculous things with a tuna solad sandwich. Right,

1201
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: how many times have you seen me like drake because

1202
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 1: I liked I like a tuna salad sandwich every once

1203
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: in a while, But when they put extra maynaise on it

1204
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: dress me crazy and I'll like ask be specific. They

1205
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: still do it. Then I take all this time and

1206
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: make scenes wiping mayonnaise off of things because it's so disgusting.

1207
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 4: My dad made me one as a kid. And if

1208
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 4: I have leftover turkey from Thanksgiving on bread with nothing

1209
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 4: but mayonnaise. If I took a bite of that, I

1210
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,439
Speaker 4: will it will trigger my I will vomit. It will.

1211
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: I can't because is such a bad sandwich.

1212
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 4: I don't eat. No, it's just such a bad experience.

1213
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 4: Then that it's still I haven't grown out of it.

1214
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

1215
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 4: One time my great grandma made We went to Coronado,

1216
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 4: drove all the way down and it's San Diego basically,

1217
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 4: and we were all at a picnic in the backyard

1218
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 4: eating this coal saw and I remember it was really mayonnaisey.

1219
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: Coal saw has such a just it's just mayonnaise.

1220
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 4: Cabbage veiled excuse to drink mayonnaise. It's just a mayonnaise vehicle, yep,

1221
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 4: and cabbage. What is that? It's like water and mayonnaise.

1222
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: Basically, it's the hardest lettuce.

1223
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 4: And I looked at my Daddy's lip is bleeding, and

1224
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 4: then I spit out, but there's glass in my mouth.

1225
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 4: My grandma dropped the mayonnaise jar and she's like ninety five.

1226
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 4: She's like, ah, it'll be fine, and she's still made

1227
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 4: the cold saw with that mayonnaise, so we all had

1228
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 4: shards of glass either in our mouth. I don't think

1229
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 4: anyone swallowed it yet. Yeah, just on the heels of

1230
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,720
Speaker 4: my sister. She hadn't used her hair dryer since Reagan

1231
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 4: and turned on the hair dryer and a giant fucking

1232
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 4: grasshopper leg that it was as long as my finger

1233
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 4: caught on fire in the hair dryer because it was

1234
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 4: coils and flew a flaming hair. Flaming leg of a

1235
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 4: grasshopper was in my sister's hair, and she screamed worse

1236
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 4: than the time she had earthworks. She had earthworms in

1237
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 4: her hair and they were tangled in her hair. That

1238
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 4: was actually horrifying.

1239
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1240
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 4: Trying to pull it out, the earthworm was snapping in half.

1241
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 4: We camped in the backyard and worms got in her hair.

1242
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 4: It's still that. One time my slicster slid across the floor,

1243
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 4: the wood floor, and a splinter went into her foot

1244
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 4: and it looked it was the half length of the

1245
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 4: baseball bat and it went up in her foot. So

1246
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 4: many things I've watched happened in my shister. Were you

1247
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 4: guys sorry? We were just doing risky business.

1248
00:57:55,640 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: Slides in our socks, the music and everything. Were you

1249
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: the only other person there when that happened?

1250
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 4: Oh, when the splinter went in her foot? I don't know, because.

1251
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, did you have to yake it out? Yeah?

1252
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: Like, were you left to then deal with this horror

1253
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: show that, like EMTs would bum out.

1254
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,959
Speaker 4: I think I probably just went and hid.

1255
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,479
Speaker 6: The gnarliest thing that happened to me is I gotten

1256
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 6: a gnarly bike accident. When my parents first got married,

1257
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 6: my mom first married my stepdad, we moved into his

1258
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 6: house and it was at the It had a really

1259
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 6: steep driveway, so I'm like bike tricks all day. So

1260
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 6: I would just constantly ride my bike as fast as

1261
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 6: possible without like hands free, yeah whatever, like any daring

1262
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 6: thing I can think of, I'm like, I'm gonna do this.

1263
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 6: So one day, when I was riding down without my hands,

1264
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 6: it was in a big hold de sac and I

1265
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 6: landed and I flipped over, and I was screaming the

1266
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 6: whole time.

1267
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 3: Clearly, I'm like, holy shit.

1268
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 6: Screaming, So my mouth was still open when I hit

1269
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 6: the pavement. Nobody can see what I'm doing, but basically

1270
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 6: I slid face first on the pavement. Mouth open teeth,

1271
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 6: teeth to pay teeth too. That's why I saw white

1272
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 6: marks on these teeth. I was like eight or nine

1273
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 6: maybe for an extended period of time, just sparks coming

1274
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 6: off my teeth.

1275
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: I beg you, if you listen to this podcast, you

1276
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: care about me at all, you can make a cartoon

1277
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: of eight year old aprom Orchardson who's sliding on her

1278
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: own teeth.

1279
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 4: Just body.

1280
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm like doing above head above, head fully

1281
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 6: flipped over, so white sparks. I had to go inside

1282
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 6: you guys, it's my entire face was just a scab,

1283
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 6: my mouth, everything, and my stepdad had to I had

1284
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 6: to be mouth wide open and he had to take

1285
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 6: Q tips and pick gravel out of my gums.

1286
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 3: There was like gravel stuck in my gums. Not a lie.

1287
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 3: It was the gnarliest day of my life.

1288
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 6: And I had to go to school for however long

1289
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 6: until my entire scabbed face healed.

1290
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: My lips are just a scab. It was so gross.

1291
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, like.

1292
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: Q tips just being like, let me get the last

1293
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: bits of the dental assistant bird is picking gravel going.

1294
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 4: I hate my job.

1295
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: What a living Yeah, they always said.

1296
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 4: Hey, it's a paycheck bub Hey.

1297
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can still see the marks of my teeth.

1298
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 6: And I already have soft teeth anyway, and I used

1299
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 6: to chip them all the time as a kid and

1300
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 6: take my mom's nail file and straighten them out.

1301
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: What true, totally true.

1302
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 4: They're fine. No, they're perfect teeth.

1303
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 6: They're not good tee, they're good teeth. The bottom of

1304
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 6: these two is like really rigid. But I chipped them

1305
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 6: all the time as kids. As a kid, and like

1306
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 6: if it got like my tongue would be like, oh,

1307
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 6: that's weird, it's not smooth enough, and my tongue would

1308
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 6: kind of catch on it, so I'd be like mom's

1309
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 6: nail file.

1310
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: I actually did that because I'd chipped this tooth on

1311
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 1: a beer bottle in high school. Hello. I told my

1312
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: mom I fell and hit it on the curb, which

1313
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: I was just like you, I know you're not believing this,

1314
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 1: but I can't tell you. I chipped it on a

1315
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: beer bottle, and then I chipped my other tooth on

1316
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: another beer bottle.

1317
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's why I'm opening them with your teeth.

1318
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: No. One. The first time it was high school senior

1319
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: trip in Tahoe. Me and my friend Patty Leoni. This

1320
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,959
Speaker 1: was such a good lesson to learn. We were both

1321
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: singing into a beer bottletop or just drunk, drunk in

1322
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: this house by the lake, and I we were I'm

1323
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: sure it was like something that a different part, so

1324
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: I kept We were like grabbing the bottle away from

1325
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: each other to sing into the bottle at each other.

1326
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was really funny. And then like we

1327
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: kept fighting harder, and then I was like really trying

1328
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: to pull it away, and she just let go and

1329
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: I just went and like broke off this part of

1330
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: my teeth.

1331
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 4: Teeth stories are making me.

1332
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: They're kind of rough.

1333
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 3: Well, after I did the bike thing, I had braces

1334
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 3: for like five years.

1335
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 4: Just see a couple of stories. Now I'm going to

1336
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 4: describe my circumcisions where you fellows out.

1337
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: There's something to me about when you are perfectly healthy

1338
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 1: and fine in the in the today, being able to

1339
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: tell a story about some hideous shit that happened when

1340
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: I was a kid, because like I remember anytime, like

1341
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: I you know, anytime anything happened to me, like I

1342
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: beefed it on my bike constantly, or you know, there

1343
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: was the time I almost got hit by the car

1344
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: because our next door or across the street neighbors. The

1345
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: guy was a trucker at the O'Hara's, and so they

1346
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: had this huge semi circular driveway that he could pull

1347
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: a semi truck, right, yeah, And so we would drive

1348
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: in this big circle our little driveway and then their driveway.

1349
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: It made this big, huge circle going across that same

1350
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: road where no one drove by, but when they did,

1351
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: they were going eighty miles an hour.

1352
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 4: Sure.

1353
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: So one time I called my parents out with they

1354
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: had company over and then we were like watch us

1355
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: ride our bikes. We were like I was probably five

1356
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: or six, and I was at the top of the

1357
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: O'Hara's looking down at my parents, and I can see

1358
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: my mom going like this, but I wasn't like really

1359
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: paying attention because I'm trying to like get the speed up. Well,

1360
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 1: they could hear the car that was coming right and

1361
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear it. And because I was on like

1362
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: gravel and tight by you know, bike tires on gravel whatever,

1363
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: and it basic went it either went mean than the

1364
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: car or the car than me. But it literally was

1365
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: like like one then the other. It was probably me

1366
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: then the car so the car literally didn't have time

1367
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: to break. It was and it was my parents and

1368
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: their friends and their friends sitting there watching, and my

1369
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,919
Speaker 1: dad grabbed me. I didn't even know the car was there.

1370
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: It was it was that fast and that close, and

1371
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: I was just like, what happened my dad? As I

1372
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 1: pulled in the hard driveway. I never slowed down. My

1373
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 1: dad picked me up off the bike and slapped me

1374
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: on the ass really hard, of course, which was super embarrassing.

1375
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: And then later came to fend you find out never

1376
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: do that again, right, because I never even looked. I

1377
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 1: didn't you know this, It was like all clear on IDEs.

1378
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 4: See.

1379
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 6: It's stories like that that make me second guess ever

1380
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 6: being able to be a parent. Seriously, like the idea

1381
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 6: if I have a kid and the kid comes in

1382
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 6: like hey you gotta chip this, growl on be like

1383
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 6: you're on your own kid, get out of here, Like

1384
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 6: that's gross.

1385
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 3: I can't look at that, Like yeah, y are you

1386
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 3: able to do it?

1387
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, that's horrifying. I always that's those are my

1388
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 4: nightmares that think about my teeth falling out, and then

1389
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 4: during the day just awake maares, I think about getting

1390
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 4: hit by cars. All the time. Yeah, like I'll just flash,

1391
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 4: I just think about it.

1392
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 6: But see, you're living my nightmares because my nightmares are

1393
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 6: getting bit by spiders in my sleep.

1394
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 4: Oh it's not so bad.

1395
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 3: So look you're going to tell me that you can triumph.

1396
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you even look up on the internet? What

1397
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: that's hopcific that we.

1398
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 4: All know that's not what you're supposed to do with

1399
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 4: any medical problem. You know, go online.

1400
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: That's true.

1401
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 4: You go to a dermatologist and then he's like, uh, yeah,

1402
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 4: it looks like you got a bit by a spider. Unfortunately,

1403
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 4: your insurance doesn't kick in until you pay nine thousand dollars.

1404
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 4: But there's some antibioducts you maybe need or not need.

1405
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 4: Did you say it was worse the other day? Huh,

1406
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 4: that's getting better. I don't know why you came in. Well,

1407
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 4: you're an idiot. And what's the patch on your head? Now?

1408
01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 4: That's interesting?

1409
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 3: Now there cancer?

1410
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 4: Now that is not alopy. I watched a lethal weapon

1411
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:08,439
Speaker 4: the other night, and man, that mel Gibson had tons

1412
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 4: of alopecia patches like me, just all over his head. Really,

1413
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 4: hair is all wild and.

1414
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: Right, what do you mean like just a bald patch

1415
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: like you know.

1416
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have this one up here, and that's weird.

1417
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: I've never seen that his perfect circle bald patch, Chris,

1418
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: I've never seen that.

1419
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 4: It's weird. And white hair have been putting Bosley Institute

1420
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 4: stuff on it, just growing in a white tuft of hair.

1421
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 4: That's Isn't that weird?

1422
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 3: This has a secret tiny monk.

1423
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: Patch because.

1424
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 6: I knew about it the entire time. I just thought

1425
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 6: you knew about it. And then one day at work

1426
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 6: I said something about it, and Chris was like, what

1427
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 6: are you talking about?

1428
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 3: You have a little quarter sized perfect circle bald spot.

1429
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 4: And then I went to my haircutter and he was like, yeah,

1430
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 4: I've known about that.

1431
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: Reason I just thought you knew.

1432
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 4: No, it's yeah, but it.

1433
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: Also doesn't make sense because you have the densest, you

1434
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: have the most hair of any buddy.

1435
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 4: I don't. It's still I mean, it still falls out.

1436
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 4: It's just dense follicles in the tub. No, it's just individually.

1437
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: We're supposed to fall out of the circle.

1438
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 4: My hair never used to. I could pull on it,

1439
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 4: but now yeah, I run my hair, hands through my

1440
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 4: I run my hair through my fingers. It's yeah, And

1441
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 4: now yeah, I don't know what. But yeah, mel Gibson

1442
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 4: alopecia spots, yeah all over and he became a star.

1443
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not the end.

1444
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 4: Of the story.

1445
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not the lesson you should learn from mel Gibson.

1446
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 4: You know what, It's weird in that movie. There's some

1447
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 4: improv lines and uh, we're all right. Yeah, he says

1448
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 4: something that an Asian guy's about to torture him and

1449
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 4: he says, who who who's the chin or chance? I

1450
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 4: don't know what he Yeah, basically the Asian equivalent of

1451
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 4: that on on a movie.

1452
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 1: Yes, back then they kept it in you see. Back

1453
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: then that was not a big deal at all.

1454
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 4: I mean, so a scene where these little kids are

1455
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 4: playing they got to check out some guy's house, it

1456
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 4: blows up and then so they're interrogating these cute little

1457
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 4: kids and and they're describing the guy's tattoo and then

1458
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 4: it's the same as mel Gibson's. And so the story

1459
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 4: gets thicker. You eventually find out it's scary busey. But anyway,

1460
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 4: these kids there are these cute little black kids and

1461
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 4: then they're like, we heard the cops shoot black people.

1462
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 4: And he was like, looks over at the other this

1463
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 4: is in lethal weapon. He's like, oh no, no, okay,

1464
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 4: go play now, Like it was like a weird what

1465
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 4: moment in it? Yeah, you have to.

1466
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to Dan Glover in the scene.

1467
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 4: Yes, he was the one asking them questions.

1468
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: Glover, that's actually meaningful.

1469
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 4: I wanted to grab a clip of it. Maybe I will.

1470
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 4: It's on Netflix.

1471
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

1472
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 4: It is amazing because he awkward because he's next to

1473
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 4: a bunch of white dudes. Yeah. Nice, Like, let's not

1474
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 4: talk about that ever, not for a few years ago.

1475
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, we'll be talking about it pretty soon.

1476
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I mean not that we have to go

1477
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 4: into talk about that. I don't feel like.

1478
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 6: I I watched a documentary on Netflix.

1479
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 4: Sad that's all.

1480
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, I mean I don't know what else there

1481
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 6: is to say about that, other like what can we

1482
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 6: say as white people?

1483
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:32,680
Speaker 1: We can support Yeah, we support m H. Should I

1484
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,480
Speaker 1: tell the story about our text exchange?

1485
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 4: Yes?

1486
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 3: Please mine and yours?

1487
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 4: Yes?

1488
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:37,719
Speaker 3: Which one?

1489
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 4: April?

1490
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what the story is. If there was

1491
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: a there was a protest, a peaceful vigil, there was

1492
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: a Pan Pacific park.

1493
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 3: Yesterday, and April.

1494
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: Texts me and goes hey, should we go to this

1495
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: and it's a little flyer for you know, like it's

1496
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 1: a peaceful it's a peaceful protest for the shootings and

1497
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 1: the stuff whatever. And I said, this is going to

1498
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: sound so lame, but I have to podcast then, and

1499
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,720
Speaker 1: she writes back, Okay, that's cool. I'll tell all the

1500
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 1: black people.

1501
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,600
Speaker 4: Ah ah and I.

1502
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:14,599
Speaker 1: So fucking hard. It's so true. Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry

1503
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: that basically the revolution has begun and if people are

1504
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 1: standing up for your rights, but I have to go podcast. Sorry,

1505
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,799
Speaker 1: no kidding, just kidding.

1506
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 4: It was the perfect jokes, perfect joke for our podcast,

1507
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 4: one of the widest podcasts out there.

1508
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: Baron Vaughan was our second guest.

1509
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, that counts.

1510
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 3: Yes, that was in nineteen ninety seven.

1511
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to have him back. I gotta go

1512
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,839
Speaker 4: downtown and do a comedy concert.

1513
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how long are we way over?

1514
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 4: Yes?

1515
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 1: Aaron's like, get me out of here.

1516
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 4: Thank you, Aaron, thank you, April. Sorry I was late.

1517
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:57,879
Speaker 4: I'm a terrible driver. It's okay, not the best person.

1518
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 3: I think it went out.

1519
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 1: This was this is a thematic show.

1520
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I pray, I'm hey, my favorite just don't

1521
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 4: do it with your friends. Do it with strangers and

1522
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 4: don't do it with frozen bangles. But it's always great

1523
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 4: when someone calls your landline if you still have one,

1524
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 4: and you just pick up and go karate school. That's

1525
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:20,639
Speaker 4: what David Habsburger. We had a landline because it came

1526
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,719
Speaker 4: with our internet. So whenever it rang, it's like, oh boy,

1527
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 4: and he'd run over and go karate school already time

1528
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 4: he didn't change it up. It was always karate school.

1529
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 4: That was the best one.

1530
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,479
Speaker 1: So it's so good because you don't have to name

1531
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,679
Speaker 1: a karate school. There's just the one in your town.

1532
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:41,799
Speaker 4: Karate school. That's great. I guess I have the wrong number.

1533
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,639
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Who can we plug business class

1534
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: for this coming month? Sadly, Chris Fairbanks will not be Yeah,

1535
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Speaker 1: the upcoming business.

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01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:52,759
Speaker 4: Class Yeah tomorrow, I mean right.

1537
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: Now, Wednesday, July eleventh. No thirteenth, thirteen. It's always the thirteenth.

1538
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're breaking your you were going to be one

1539
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 6: doodoos on every show yet demand there.

1540
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 4: You got to stack that paper out there, Yeah, it

1541
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 4: hit the bricks. Toss some papers on some porches. I

1542
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 4: have a paper opp.

1543
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,600
Speaker 1: So Chris has does do his papers, but if you

1544
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 1: want to please come. This will be the Improv Lab

1545
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:27,640
Speaker 1: ten pm, Wednesday, July thirteenth. Yes, April Richardson, Karen Kilgaraff

1546
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: hosting business class and some some great comedy luminaries such

1547
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 1: as Blaine Capach will be there.

1548
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 4: That's great.

1549
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 1: One of the funniest comics ever. Chris Hardwick will be there.

1550
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: Everybody knows him and everybody loves him. Jay Wingarten will

1551
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 1: be there.

1552
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 4: Oh I don't like him? Fun fine to change it up?

1553
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 1: Uh? Ahmed Weinberg is going to be back in is

1554
01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: going to be there. It's gonna be so fun. It's

1555
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 1: a really good chest fun.

1556
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 4: Well, go to that. Thanks for going to this with

1557
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 4: your ears.

1558
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,719
Speaker 1: Yep, you came on down with your ears.

1559
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you get to leave with them too.

1560
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 3: Bye.

1561
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 4: Listening to do you need a ride? D y N

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Speaker 4: and R.

1563
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:24,759
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

1564
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,679
Speaker 3: I you wanna way back home?

1565
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 1: Either way, we.

1566
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 7: Want to be there.

1567
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clean us time and

1568
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,799
Speaker 2: day turning on engage.

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01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,960
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in soil.

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01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

1571
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: about it. We scared or was it fine? That porn?

1572
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 2: The the Mottle Barle.

1573
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1574
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,439
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1575
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,320
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

1576
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:19,400
Speaker 4: Do you need a ride?

1577
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1578
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1579
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:32,360
Speaker 4: Do you need with Karen and Chris