Speaker 1: That was a good class too.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, somebody immediately just turned this episode off.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just fucking you know, absolutely not. What's up, guys,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to this this episode of Emergency dot Com.
Speaker 1: Because I know you're watching it for a third time.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish there were people who had watched
Speaker 2: every episode at least like.
Speaker 1: Three Oh they're one hundred are There's no way.
Speaker 2: There's too many episodes now. At first, when we were
Speaker 2: at like thirty episodes, I was like, that kind of
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 1: I guarantee there are probably a thousand people. I'll put
Speaker 1: money on a thousand people that have watched every episode
Speaker 1: at least twice. A thousand.
Speaker 2: That is pretty confident. Yeah, how many people?
Speaker 1: A thousand?
Speaker 2: You said, you think there's a thousand people who have put.
Speaker 1: Watched every episode three times twice to three times?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, now you lowered it twice to three.
Speaker 1: No, No, I said twice in my first in my first
Speaker 1: go on, my first statement. Yeah, in my first statement.
Speaker 1: But yeah, welcome back, guys. Gloss No, no, I'm literally not.
Speaker 2: So literally lit.
Speaker 1: This looks so pink, and I do that every fucking
Speaker 1: time on my sweats and now there's like lip stained
Speaker 1: like sweats from the oil and it doesn't wash out.
Speaker 1: It's hell on Earth. No. I bought this like pink
Speaker 1: little bottle that Mason and Zamar told me to buy,
Speaker 1: and they were like, this shit's like lit. It's like
Speaker 1: the best chapstick ever. And I just like would wear
Speaker 1: it every single day and I would just like put
Speaker 1: it on and not think about it. And then I
Speaker 1: realized today when I was putting it on that it's
Speaker 1: a fucking sleep mask and that I just wear a
Speaker 1: sleep mask.
Speaker 2: Is like Mason do keep it in their car and
Speaker 2: take it out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, like for some reason makes my lips
Speaker 1: fucking glow and beautiful and pretty.
Speaker 2: Well you know what it is. You have a very
Speaker 2: good natural hue of lips like I have. Actually, Okay,
Speaker 2: don't like get too crazy about because your little mustache
Speaker 2: covers anyway. So you have like a full bottom lip
Speaker 2: and then like a little peak of a lip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was looking at my lips the other day and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, like I do have really small lips.
Speaker 2: You don't have that like for a white guy. You
Speaker 2: don't have like the whey are you pushing them out,
Speaker 2: You're like, I do have small lips, Kai has like
Speaker 2: you're pouting them too much right now for me to.
Speaker 1: Be Yeah, you have good lips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have decent lips. You don't have like the
Speaker 2: like beak lips that white people get. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, Like when it like turns into like
Speaker 2: what's the other parentheses.
Speaker 1: Like that that oh.
Speaker 3: The bracket yeah, oh like a white person with bracket lip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a crazy phenomena.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the people that get lip filler on
Speaker 1: their bracket lips?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's really sad. And I'm like, girl, like, do you
Speaker 1: like I'm really actually genuinely happy for you, and I'm
Speaker 1: glad it makes you feel better. But like every single
Speaker 1: person that I've seen that's gotten that done has immediately
Speaker 1: regretted it.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, I don't want to sit here and
Speaker 2: make fun of people's lips, because I also don't believe
Speaker 2: that everybody should just like run out and get filler
Speaker 2: because we literally don't know what it does and it
Speaker 2: always migrates. And also what I will say, if you
Speaker 2: do get filler and you decide to like get rid
Speaker 2: of it, make a TikTok, because that's my favorite TikTok
Speaker 2: to watch is people getting their lips dissolved, because their
Speaker 2: lips always look gorgeous.
Speaker 1: After Maybe that's the method, is to get lip filler
Speaker 1: for a two year, stretch your lips out, and then
Speaker 1: get it dissolved.
Speaker 2: But then I think you might. How do their lips
Speaker 2: not get super wrinkly though? Or do they get wrinkly
Speaker 2: because you're stretching.
Speaker 1: The same sand as your buttthole? Kay and I were
Speaker 1: talking that the other day. We were talking about but
Speaker 1: yesterday on our walk we were talking about but.
Speaker 2: Went on a walk together yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't remember talking about buttles.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were saying that, like the wrinkles on your
Speaker 1: butthole is like the body count, like your body count,
Speaker 1: Like the rings on a tree shows like your age.
Speaker 1: The wrinkles and your butthole show your body count. Have
Speaker 1: you seen the videos where it's like Timothy shallow May
Speaker 1: leaving Austin Butler's house and getting home to his apartment
Speaker 1: and it's like that wet fart sound. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: fuck off.
Speaker 2: You're way too good at dream.
Speaker 3: That just made my stomach turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because his buttholes filled filled with.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, man, do you think we're gonna demonetize?
Speaker 1: No, I think we're good.
Speaker 2: I have like a delusion when you say things about that,
Speaker 2: because I believe we're removed by like what is it by,
Speaker 2: like a second degree, like when you're close twice removed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe we are only twice removed by so many people.
Speaker 2: When you say you like that, I'm like, God forbid
Speaker 2: that ever just lands in their scope, and then we
Speaker 2: have to be in a room with anybody you ever
Speaker 2: talk about, and we're just like.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 1: That was one of my authors.
Speaker 2: I love a good meeting so many famous and going oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: my name's Anny. What's your name?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You like it feels like you have to what else
Speaker 2: you're supposed to do? Also, oh, I've seen you on
Speaker 2: my phone for like years.
Speaker 1: But I kind of do do that anytime I meet someone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, like if I when I met Timothy Chelamagne,
Speaker 1: like when we were hanging out a bunch, when I
Speaker 1: went up to him, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I loved you and call me by your name,
Speaker 1: like that was the role of a lifetime and he
Speaker 1: was like, thank you so much, like.
Speaker 2: It were you gay or something? Why are you bringing
Speaker 2: that mood?
Speaker 3: Yeah. I always always be like, oh, I know your stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of it, but my girlfriend likes it.
Speaker 1: Oh. I love that that happened to me.
Speaker 2: Andrew. We get body like that all the time.
Speaker 1: Like can I take a picture of you and to
Speaker 1: show my girlfriend? And I'm like, babe, like it's okay
Speaker 1: to like me.
Speaker 2: I love when a group of guys does that. But
Speaker 2: then each of them take individual pictures and I'm like, right.
Speaker 1: All right, I know all of y'all didn't dag abattie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way because only like hot people like
Speaker 2: hot girls watch our shit, and it'll be like a
Speaker 2: bunk guy and all of them are like me, me, next,
Speaker 2: with me, next, me next. I'm like, let's see the proof,
Speaker 2: let me see your screensaver, let me see your wallpaper.
Speaker 2: And it's not a hot girl, so you're lying. Also,
Speaker 2: one of the groups that did that to us, we're
Speaker 2: all dressed like they were dressed nice, but they kind
Speaker 2: of reminded me of the guys who will play like
Speaker 2: a steely dance song and back up with the bell
Speaker 2: bottom oh. All of them asked for individual photos, and
Speaker 2: they were like, my girlfriend's gonna freak out. But they
Speaker 2: all asked for individual photos, and I was like, you're
Speaker 2: a fan, yeah, like why are you lying to me?
Speaker 1: It's actually like mean, guys, I am Dune pilled, Dune maxing.
Speaker 1: It's actually becoming a problem. I love Dune. It's all
Speaker 1: my feeds are consumed by Dune edits and all that shit.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna go get
Speaker 1: the Lego set. I called like three days waiting for
Speaker 1: it to be in, and then the day you left,
Speaker 1: me and Josiah went to the mall and picked it up.
Speaker 1: Lego yah.
Speaker 2: Instead of taking me to the airport, they went to
Speaker 2: the mall to get the Dune Lego set.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I actually didn't think about that. That is shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like standing on it. And then I
Speaker 2: didn't want to ask to be.
Speaker 1: Taken as I was like any.
Speaker 2: World, if it was like this time and I was
Speaker 2: up and I Drew was around, I'd just be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take him whatever. And I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it'll be fun too because Josie's with him, so he
Speaker 2: won't be driving alone. I was standing around and both
Speaker 2: of their fucking stinky asses were planted on the sofa.
Speaker 2: Like I think to take them off, it would have
Speaker 2: sounded like velcrow from the scent of their ass ripping
Speaker 2: from the sofa. And then I was like I said
Speaker 2: to us, I was like, oh, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: call it car soon.
Speaker 1: And they were just like, you gotta ask. You gotta
Speaker 1: set that pride aside and ask, bab I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't read what you want. I was, Damn, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that is shitty, but at least I got a lego.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I was in the uber on the way They're
Speaker 2: looking at Boeing seven through seventh because I had to
Speaker 2: get on one and I was genuinely convinced my plane
Speaker 2: was going to go down. I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew I knew that. Yeah, what's up with the
Speaker 3: whistle blower?
Speaker 1: Basically, this dude like outed Boeing like he's like he
Speaker 1: worked at Boeing and he outed him as like or
Speaker 1: outed Bowing as like very neglectful of like maintenance, and
Speaker 1: that there's like a bunch of problems with their planes,
Speaker 1: and like the I've talked to like my pilot friends before,
Speaker 1: and they're like, dude, like the process to like submit
Speaker 1: a complaint on a plane, like if something goes wrong
Speaker 1: is hell. So a lot of pilots just like don't
Speaker 1: even do it, and like this dude was just explaining
Speaker 1: how shitty the process is and how they like knowingly
Speaker 1: just like let bunk ass airplanes like fly around the
Speaker 1: air and like a lot of like the deaths and
Speaker 1: disasters that have happened could have been preventable and should
Speaker 1: have been prevented. But whatever, this dude like went out
Speaker 1: and said all that shit, the stock price probably fucking tanked,
Speaker 1: and then literally yesterday he was fucking found dead. He
Speaker 1: was found dead. The whistleblower was found dead. What's crazy
Speaker 1: is that's like blowing down them allegedly.
Speaker 2: I wonder what's gonna stop Boeing from putting out planes
Speaker 2: because I'm sure Also I was thinking, I think it'd
Speaker 2: be interesting to look up other plane crashes and incidents,
Speaker 2: because I do think there's probably other aircrafts that are
Speaker 2: having similar issues, because we're also hitting the mark where
Speaker 2: a lot of these planes were made around the same time,
Speaker 2: and a lot of them are just meeting the end
Speaker 2: of their life. And I do think it's the first
Speaker 2: time within our society that is so hell bent on
Speaker 2: plane travel that we're seeing a bulk of a bunch
Speaker 2: of planes hitting the end of their life, Like we
Speaker 2: haven't been and within aviation and public aviation for long
Speaker 2: enough to see like the end of cars, Like we've
Speaker 2: all we're all down at the age where there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of cars that when we were younger, we saw
Speaker 2: them new on the market, but they're hitting that like
Speaker 2: decade or fifteen year mark that all of them are
Speaker 2: kind of going bad and they're disappearing off the roads.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we've actually hit that for planes yet,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know how many.
Speaker 1: Flans I feel like.
Speaker 3: Down in the last two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I'm like, I think
Speaker 2: we're hitting that mark where all of them are going bad,
Speaker 2: but all the airlines it probably will cost so much
Speaker 2: fucking money, so many flights will be cut off the
Speaker 2: income that they're used to getting. Because also, like plane
Speaker 2: trouble became so much more popular post COVID because everybody
Speaker 2: just realized how important it was to like get out
Speaker 2: and it's like the whole thing with how many near
Speaker 2: collisions there are are on tarmacs. Now, that's like a
Speaker 2: huge thing because they put so many flights close to
Speaker 2: each other that I think, I want to look it up.
Speaker 2: But there was like this TikTok that showed how many
Speaker 2: near collisions there were in just a month, and it
Speaker 2: was like over fifty on the tarmac. And that's just
Speaker 2: like planes like taking off and other planes getting the
Speaker 2: wrong information of like almost scooping into taking off and
Speaker 2: almost slamming into each other on the tarmac.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so iconic when one of us dies
Speaker 1: in a plane crash and they make like a compilation
Speaker 1: video of like how many fucking times we've talked about
Speaker 1: dying in a plane crash and talked about crashing planes.
Speaker 1: It's literally gonna be iconic, and they're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like they knew, like they.
Speaker 2: Knew, or then there's gonna be a me in the
Speaker 2: comment who's like bitch, that's all they talked about. Like
Speaker 2: that's literally all they talked about. They didn't know anything.
Speaker 1: But no, that is like knowing, like intuitively knowing.
Speaker 2: That is knowing you being like there's always going to
Speaker 2: be a disaster, like there's gonna be.
Speaker 1: An earthquake, queen of disaster. You know what we've never
Speaker 1: talked about and is actually insane that we haven't talked about,
Speaker 1: is Marina and the Diamonds. Like why have we never
Speaker 1: publicly talked about that arc of our lives?
Speaker 2: Because what is there to say.
Speaker 1: Is we've talked about one direction, like we talked about
Speaker 1: Hanna Lana, but like we haven't talked about Marina.
Speaker 2: Because like, actually my name is Marine. I think we
Speaker 2: don't talk about Marina because she kind of lives in
Speaker 2: that bubble almost when we say like, oh, Lana tumbler days,
Speaker 2: I think, like at least I just am like if
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, Like if you know, you know, and
Speaker 1: if you don't know, now, don't try to know, because
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be the same. It will never be
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: Somebody recently had like go and support that is she
Speaker 2: still making music though she put out.
Speaker 1: An album in twenty twenty one. I didn't fruit. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure I didn't really listen to it, but no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like an iconic moment in our.
Speaker 2: No Fruit was twenty fifteen. Bitch, I'm old no, she
Speaker 2: didn't put it out. She hasn't put on an album
Speaker 2: since Fruit.
Speaker 1: I think on Spotify she has an album that came
Speaker 1: out in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, what the hell.
Speaker 1: It's under Marina.
Speaker 2: Oh shed Ancient Dreams.
Speaker 1: In a Modern Land, gir, She's on her Byork shit.
Speaker 1: Oh was speaking of B York the other day. I
Speaker 1: was driving and like it was like peak sadness for me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, like literally what is going
Speaker 1: on with me? Like I need to figure something out.
Speaker 1: So I put on Agony by Young Lean and proceeded
Speaker 1: to like fucking sob like I was alone in sobbing
Speaker 1: and people could see me crying. And then I put
Speaker 1: on Hyperballad by B York and like sobbed even fucking harder.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding, since that moment I cried, it
Speaker 1: was like the most cathartic thing I've ever experienced. I
Speaker 1: have actually been like euphoric, like literally like happy. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, like maybe all we need is to
Speaker 1: just cry.
Speaker 3: Men should cry more, literally let it out.
Speaker 2: I think you should have probably shattering this illusion that
Speaker 2: like what you cry.
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna hate this little fun fact about me,
Speaker 3: which is that I cry every night for hours.
Speaker 2: That's shocking.
Speaker 3: I love that for you, thank you. That's healthy and
Speaker 3: should cry men should solve Wait.
Speaker 1: But you do that every night?
Speaker 3: Every night?
Speaker 1: Is you do?
Speaker 2: Like wake up usually looking a little parch like. Sometimes
Speaker 2: when we come here in the morning, I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 2: you must haves and.
Speaker 3: I cry face down with my ass up. Oh wait why,
Speaker 3: I don't know, would just like flow out? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to get it out.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: When I landed in Miami, I had like the most
Speaker 2: sibling moment ever, my sister. Because you've ever landed at
Speaker 2: the MI I a terminal, it is actually a chamber.
Speaker 2: It is the worst place in the planet because it's
Speaker 2: already hot in Miami, it's already humid, but some for
Speaker 2: some reason, they made the departure area like a tunnel,
Speaker 2: so it's even hotter because you're just breathing in car
Speaker 2: exhaust because there's actually eight million cars around you, just
Speaker 2: slowing down in Miami. They're honking their fucking asses off
Speaker 2: because they've never been outside before, I guess, and they
Speaker 2: are honking like crazy. So you're in this echo chamber
Speaker 2: of honking and like exhaust, and then there's people yelling,
Speaker 2: like the guys who worked there, who were like, what
Speaker 2: have I like? Yelling their fucking asses off. And I
Speaker 2: was getting so overwhelmed and frustrated, and I was sweating
Speaker 2: my ass off because I had just got off the plane.
Speaker 2: So I was like in a sweatsuit, sweating my ass off.
Speaker 2: Call my sister. She's like, I'm here. I'm in front
Speaker 2: of you. I'm like, where are you? And I was like,
Speaker 2: you were at departures, who were not at rivals, and
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm at a rifles like you think
Speaker 2: I don't know how to whatever. I was like, you're
Speaker 2: at fucking departures. She was at departures. It took her
Speaker 2: another fifteen minutes to get around, and I was so
Speaker 2: frustrated that I started crying profusively. But it was the
Speaker 2: weirdest cry I've ever had, because it was like a
Speaker 2: very angry cry that I literally just put my head
Speaker 2: down and tears were just like dripping out rapidly because
Speaker 2: I was so mad. And then I looked up and
Speaker 2: this guy in a car was like staring at me,
Speaker 2: and I literally just mouthed him. I was like and
Speaker 2: I just turned away because he was just staring at me,
Speaker 2: like like because he saw me crying, and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: fuck you, like why You're.
Speaker 1: Probably gonna be like he's gonna be like, are you okay?
Speaker 2: No, I could read his vibe. He was looking at
Speaker 2: me like I was fucking stupid. And then cause I
Speaker 2: turned away at one point and looked back and he
Speaker 2: was still like like just staring at me like I
Speaker 2: was crazy. And I said fuck you because like war
Speaker 2: also actually fuck you, even if you were looking at
Speaker 2: me like to help me, like you're just in your car. Also,
Speaker 2: he's one of the people who was honking, so fuck you.
Speaker 2: But yesterday at the airport, this girl when I landed,
Speaker 2: somebody was doing the same thing. They were holding down
Speaker 2: their honk just so happened to be Cuban. I know
Speaker 2: you're from Miami holding on your Mark Cuban. No it
Speaker 2: was not Mark Cuban.
Speaker 1: Mark Cuban was honking at the air No, it.
Speaker 2: Was a girl with a bunch of Cuban, like the gloves, Like.
Speaker 1: What was a Cuban glove? I think this did not.
Speaker 2: Exist, But I was like, she must be from Miami
Speaker 2: because she's holding down that fucking horn. And listen to
Speaker 2: the lady behind me. She was biss. I was like, damn, honestly,
Speaker 2: she's so lip for doing this. Oh my god, oh
Speaker 2: that's me awkward.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hurry, I know you try and try hurry.
Speaker 4: Oh my, she said, fucking bit my ears fucking hurt.
Speaker 2: He literally was like boxed by cars and she's just
Speaker 2: like and it actually is so inco.
Speaker 1: And what is that gonna do? Like you honking like
Speaker 1: I fully understand, like doing like a peep, like honking twice,
Speaker 1: like getting them out of the way, but like laying
Speaker 1: on your horn. It is like that is like how
Speaker 1: you know society is.
Speaker 2: You are the angriest person I've ever seen in my
Speaker 2: life holding down your horn. Like but I will say,
Speaker 2: Rain is quick to hit that fucking horn. Open the
Speaker 2: car with her and like twice she literally I've never
Speaker 2: seen it. Like her quickness with her horn was like
Speaker 2: an iPad babe.
Speaker 1: Hitting declined, She is the iPad baby, Hitting declined. She
Speaker 1: hangs up that fucking phone faster than like like, okay,
Speaker 1: we had our friends, Lamar like he used to be
Speaker 1: like the king of hanging up quick. And then I
Speaker 1: watched Rain hang up on Inya and it was it
Speaker 1: was like Enya didn't even say bye yet, like it
Speaker 1: was before like she even got buy out and the
Speaker 1: call had ended, and I was like, I have to.
Speaker 2: Do something, but I'll talk to you.
Speaker 1: And then it's just like and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then I told Zamara. I was like,
Speaker 1: you've been dethroned, and he was like, oh, I know
Speaker 1: who it is, and he was like it's rain Is
Speaker 1: and yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: I told rain and she was like already told me,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna and I'm gonna say that and I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, I was gonna say I love you
Speaker 2: and you hung up on me and she was like
Speaker 2: I know you love me though, so it's okay. I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, that is so funny. But I saw
Speaker 2: her hank so quick, to the point that me and
Speaker 2: Tyro were in the car with her and we're driving
Speaker 2: around and we saw her hang up and we were like,
Speaker 2: don't do it because it was such a useless honk.
Speaker 1: Christ like that too. Christian like will just like honk
Speaker 1: at that. He gets angry and honks at like the
Speaker 1: dumbest shit, like someone like cutting out, someone cutting him off,
Speaker 1: Like but the car cutting him off is like thirty
Speaker 1: feet ahead of him, and he'll just like honk and
Speaker 1: get angry, like what the fuck are you doing, dumb ass, And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, not to out my sister, but my sister
Speaker 2: is a crazy driver, and I love her so much.
Speaker 2: And I know you have bad luck god bluss, but
Speaker 2: she is a terrifying drive.
Speaker 1: Four rex in two months. She's like one of them
Speaker 1: were her fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, none of them were her fault, according to her.
Speaker 2: I feel so bad for outing her like that, but
Speaker 2: she is a terrifying driver. Like people will just be
Speaker 2: driving kind of slow and she'll like honk, and then
Speaker 2: she'll be like like on the center calls and I'm like, girl,
Speaker 2: you were literally darus and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: see this is how they drive in Miami. This is
Speaker 2: how they drive in Miami. And I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: that we know that that's what you just drive safer,
Speaker 2: like people in Miami drive crazy. We know that.
Speaker 1: Maybe, like for a lot of people, driving angry is
Speaker 1: like therapy for them. It's like that's when they get
Speaker 1: their anger out and they just like be pissed at
Speaker 1: everybody else so they don't go home.
Speaker 2: And like cars and mad chill. But once begin in
Speaker 2: that car, I'm like, do you want me to drive?
Speaker 2: And then she gets mad at that. She's like, oh,
Speaker 2: why do you want to drive? And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Damn, I'm sorry, damn, but the oscar we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna Oh, I was gonna say, I said, my grandma
Speaker 2: just sits with her thoughts, like I think I've said
Speaker 2: that on the podcast before last time I saw my grandma,
Speaker 2: but that shit is crazy, like just yeah.
Speaker 1: I was literally asking my mom. I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: what did you do before like iPhones? Like what like
Speaker 1: what did you do? Like how did you feel fill
Speaker 1: your time? And even she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Like I actually like I don't know what we all
Speaker 1: used to do it like imagining people like sitting at
Speaker 1: a cafe alone, like drinking their coffee with like nothing,
Speaker 1: like I know they had like magazines and newspapers and books,
Speaker 1: and but my mom was like I didn't read and
Speaker 1: no one I knew like no one I knew reds.
Speaker 1: So like what were you doing if you weren't fucking
Speaker 1: reading magazines? Like just writing sitting there like yeah, that
Speaker 1: was writing, You're so beautiful?
Speaker 2: Before phones? I was always writing.
Speaker 1: Songs, music and poems and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's what Joni Mitchell would answer if you asked her
Speaker 2: what she did before phones. That bitch does not use
Speaker 2: a phone was.
Speaker 1: Joan Diddy and the one that lit herself on fire
Speaker 1: in the oven.
Speaker 2: No, so Sylvia flats on fire.
Speaker 1: Sylvia Plath be like, but yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Was really crazy to me because we got my Now
Speaker 2: we I got my grandma a new iPhone. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm better, I'm the best. Well it's actually it's yeah thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not okay.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, why have they not declined in value? That
Speaker 2: was still for I think one hundred and twenty eight gigabytes,
Speaker 2: that was still a six hundred and eighty You got scammed.
Speaker 2: That makes no sense.
Speaker 1: You got scammed.
Speaker 2: No, because on offer up they were all that amount.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, bro, I'm just gonna get
Speaker 2: her one from fucking best Buy, a used one from
Speaker 2: best Buy, so it has the charger and everything with it.
Speaker 2: And I was also like terrified that if I went
Speaker 2: and met someone on best Buy, they would like, on
Speaker 2: offer up, they would kill me.
Speaker 1: Did you get a phone case for her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She we went to got No, she got it.
Speaker 5: Those fucking otter boxes with the screens that were like
Speaker 5: they would turn, Yeah, they would like turn opaque over
Speaker 5: time from like all this syrup and sweat that we
Speaker 5: just were dripping on it as kids, Like the outer
Speaker 5: boxed ARC needs to be threaten.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, you know what the tea is, the otter box.
Speaker 1: What we experienced with otter boxes is what the girls
Speaker 1: are experiencing with Stanley cups right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it's the same thing, Like it's indestructible, it'll
Speaker 2: last forever, like it'll keep you safe somehow, Like.
Speaker 1: Those ships were degrading in hand Loki.
Speaker 2: I want the pink camera one though, because.
Speaker 1: That one a Yeah, there was like an ARC where they.
Speaker 2: Were fire yeah, but the screen thing was so dumb.
Speaker 2: But it was because people want to take their iPhone
Speaker 2: and water, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: So bad, Like why don't we go to take.
Speaker 1: Our phone and water and no one did, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't see one. I saw YouTube reviews of people putting
Speaker 1: it in water, but no one actually trusted.
Speaker 2: Them because it was the most expensive piece of technology
Speaker 2: you could ever get your.
Speaker 1: Hands, so you could take them like two inches underwater.
Speaker 2: Like before the pressure. Yeah, busted your.
Speaker 1: Eye broke the plastic.
Speaker 2: Like I will never forget and Joshua Tree how my
Speaker 2: phone broke because me and Josie were recording a bunch
Speaker 2: of tiktoks underwater because we were just drunk in a
Speaker 2: fucking hot sprink and I woke up and my whole
Speaker 2: fucking phone was just covered in smog and humidity, and
Speaker 2: I lost all the pictures from that year.
Speaker 1: It's so sad. But they said their water resistant, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you couldn't take them under one.
Speaker 2: I think I had it underwater for maybe fifty minutes, and.
Speaker 1: You would drop it and it would go to the
Speaker 1: bottom of it get.
Speaker 2: Dropping it to swim over it. And what's funny is
Speaker 2: I don't have any of those videos because the phone broke,
Speaker 2: so I don't even I don't even have proved that
Speaker 2: we were doing that. Actually I think I do have one,
Speaker 2: and the only one I had was Josie mooning the camera,
Speaker 2: like he pulled his pants down and showed his ass
Speaker 2: to the camera and it was like a white globe
Speaker 2: in the water. But yeah, my grandma just sits around
Speaker 2: with her thoughts and it's kind of crazy. And then
Speaker 2: I feel bad because sometimes I'll be like, Okay, we
Speaker 2: like talked all day. I want to play Fortnite. And
Speaker 2: then I felt bad playing Fortnite around her because I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, did she think I'm the killer?
Speaker 1: Like she thought it was a documentary. She thought it
Speaker 1: was the news that people were running around doing each other,
Speaker 1: that people.
Speaker 2: Were flying and throwing like bolts down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a batter Royal documentary.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's it. I'm done.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: The Oscars happened. I love poor things. It deserved everything
Speaker 1: it got. The Emma Stone Best Actress Award was deserved.
Speaker 1: That might be a hot take, but I think she
Speaker 1: deserved it. But I forget her name. What is her name?
Speaker 2: Stanley Cooper?
Speaker 1: No, the girl from we're talking about When the Wind
Speaker 1: Always Shines, that like that Western movie or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 6: Flowers of the Yeah, yeah, yeah, when the Wind Always Shines,
Speaker 6: Come and talk to me, Come and see.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is cats? And when the Wind.
Speaker 1: Shot Always Shines. But don't forget it. What's her name?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: The actually Nina, Nina Bonita Brown.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, but she deserved it just as much, and
Speaker 1: I would be happy with either of them. But I
Speaker 1: looky wish she got it over Emma, But I'm happy
Speaker 1: Emma got it because her speech was so cute.
Speaker 2: Dude saying that her baby, the world tech tip, could
Speaker 2: never be me.
Speaker 1: I was like what No.
Speaker 2: I was like, my he's gonna make my world silent movie.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be black and while you signent movie depression.
Speaker 2: My baby's gonna turn my world into what's it called
Speaker 2: when they made alcohol illegal prohibition? My baby's gonna turn
Speaker 2: my world into the prohibition. But yeah, I was really poorgeous,
Speaker 2: But well that was so sweet. I didn't even know
Speaker 2: she had a baby, Like do people know she had
Speaker 2: a baby. Baby?
Speaker 1: I didn't know she had a baby. But the Poor
Speaker 1: Things album soundtrack. I was telling Kaya about it the
Speaker 1: other day or yesterday. I went to the gym. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I go to the gym. I was gonna go do
Speaker 1: it to a day, but I missed my point. So
Speaker 1: do a two day to a day where you go
Speaker 1: to the gym twice in one day. But I just
Speaker 1: me and jobs.
Speaker 2: Be like, oh my god, I love the gym, Like
Speaker 2: you better love not being sedentary, like go do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I was telling Kai that I was working
Speaker 1: out out to the Poor Things soundtrack, and as I
Speaker 1: was like walking into the locker room, this specific song
Speaker 1: was playing, and it's literally the scariest song you've ever
Speaker 1: heard in your entire life. But that album I Will
Speaker 1: Defend is a great album to work out too, you
Speaker 1: just have to.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: No, this one. I was walking into the gym with
Speaker 1: this playing in my headphones, and there were three dudes
Speaker 1: walking in, all three of their heads and like, and
Speaker 1: they stared at you as I.
Speaker 2: Was it seems like you're gonna go in there like shake. No,
Speaker 2: that's not a gun song. That's like you going behind
Speaker 2: someone stealthily and stabbing them and they like slowly fall.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in and pants. Everybody's towels around their
Speaker 1: waves like that's a creepy ass song. But no, I'll
Speaker 1: defend that moment like that, that song is great.
Speaker 2: I need to go watch that movie. I need to. Actually,
Speaker 2: I got to I'm down. I got the first kind
Speaker 2: of spoiler to it. No, and it like I barely
Speaker 2: made out what was happening. I think I made up
Speaker 2: what was happening, and maybe it was me projecting, but
Speaker 2: it just reminded me of everybody being like, oh, you'll
Speaker 2: love that movie. That movie is so you. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm so you think about how.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, It's it's not like that at all.
Speaker 1: It's not like that.
Speaker 2: I think I just like misread something.
Speaker 1: But it's crazy that I was like, oh my god, Enya,
Speaker 1: that movie is so you, like Bella, me sing and.
Speaker 2: Person like everybody who's try to get me to watch.
Speaker 2: It's like you were literally Bella, you are Bella.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because I walked out of the movie theater
Speaker 1: and not even five minutes after walking out of the theater,
Speaker 1: I was still walking to the car. I called in
Speaker 1: you and I was like tearing up, and I was like, girl,
Speaker 1: go see that fucking movie.
Speaker 2: That's finally I'm finally back to like back to reality.
Speaker 2: I'm back to where a woman should be, where I
Speaker 2: live under the delusion of society and yeah, and I
Speaker 2: should I'm just like, listen, life, it shouldn't be that complicated.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have free will. I should just do is
Speaker 2: like the universe wants me to do and go settle
Speaker 2: down and like be normal. So I need to rewalk
Speaker 2: on movies, go back to me.
Speaker 1: And I know, but.
Speaker 2: I say that like I'm not like, Okay, I'm normal
Speaker 2: as fuck, y'all. Seriously, Actually, no, I literally was freaking
Speaker 2: the fuck out.
Speaker 1: No, you weren't. You weren't.
Speaker 2: Fuck Help help, bitch. And I know that hurt.
Speaker 1: It actually didn't because things don't hurt me, so things
Speaker 1: don't actually hurt me.
Speaker 2: Didn't because I went to the gym twice in a day.
Speaker 2: So oh, you're shaking because I hurt you.
Speaker 1: You did make me red. I was speaking of red
Speaker 1: and you made red.
Speaker 2: Had my period?
Speaker 1: No, your skin is, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: I got a really bad sunburn, but I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's showing up on camera, like I got the
Speaker 2: kind of sunburn that it turns like my skin is
Speaker 2: getting darker where it's gonna appeal, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I've never had that. I really think you might just tan.
Speaker 2: No, because I like, I will tan, and I know
Speaker 2: when I'm gonna tan, and I know what I'm going
Speaker 2: to burn is when I burn, it does turn darker,
Speaker 2: but then a few days later it just peels because
Speaker 2: my skin fully just dies. Because I like.
Speaker 1: Got flops too much sun flop. Okay, you're in your flop.
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish is the girl. She's a star. I just
Speaker 1: get that out there.
Speaker 2: I know it. Does anybody else thought that?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think has.
Speaker 2: Anybody else thought about the fact that she's like the
Speaker 2: most affluential twenty one year old on the planetential Affluential
Speaker 2: is like, really she's rich. I thought like affluential. It
Speaker 2: was influential and affluential like together, I may.
Speaker 1: I think you made that up. We'll make that a word, though, No,
Speaker 1: I swear is that a word, because if it is, like,
Speaker 1: that's a litass word.
Speaker 3: Affluential is wealthy and influential.
Speaker 2: Want to.
Speaker 3: I backed you up?
Speaker 1: I supported you and I did too.
Speaker 3: Now you didn't. You're constantly trying to tear her down.
Speaker 2: No, he wants to make me feel dumb, as if
Speaker 2: I didn't read two books in a week. What's the
Speaker 2: last time this motherfucker read a book?
Speaker 1: I literally bought a kindle.
Speaker 2: He's like, I literally listened to one.
Speaker 1: I bought a kindle?
Speaker 2: Oh did you actually? Oh? I want one?
Speaker 3: You did it.
Speaker 2: Because all my books get ruined in the steam room
Speaker 2: after the gym, and all my books when I opened it,
Speaker 2: like the pages are you.
Speaker 1: Read in the I was going to say, or not
Speaker 1: in the sauna? Not the steam. That's one of the
Speaker 1: reasons why I want it. But I went and looked
Speaker 1: to see because I was like, oh, like a kindle, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's like three pixels and it's just black and white.
Speaker 1: That's it got to be like thirty dollars, forty dollars.
Speaker 1: They're one hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: Are you out of your I think they come with
Speaker 2: a bunch of books, but it's kind of books like
Speaker 2: you see at the.
Speaker 1: Airport that I don't give a fuck about. Like it's
Speaker 1: like sex.
Speaker 2: It's like this woman.
Speaker 1: Had some like I know, it's like mythological sex stories
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, like I literally don't care. Also,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel's my man. That's my man, bitch.
Speaker 2: I before I started this episode, I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: done with this. I'm not gonna give another one. After this,
Speaker 2: I am stealing Drew's card. I'm getting another one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you know you can't do that. Okay, now what?
Speaker 2: Oh I got embarrassed. I'm gonna say this first. Okay,
Speaker 2: let me fucking I thought about Drew being on fire
Speaker 2: and trying to stop it, and I got so embarrassed,
Speaker 2: Like you like you're like catching a fire. You'd be
Speaker 2: like like trying to stop it for like something being
Speaker 2: on fire. Because I saw this girl. She got a
Speaker 2: pair of ugs and she like undid it and there
Speaker 2: was a candle on the other side, so that paper
Speaker 2: caught on fire and she literally had no idea how
Speaker 2: to put it out, and everything she was doing was
Speaker 2: accelerating it, like she started blowing it and it like
Speaker 2: started yet it started flaming up, and then she covered it,
Speaker 2: which you shouldn't fucking do because then it just like
Speaker 2: bubbles up more. And she almost set her house on fire.
Speaker 2: And I imagine you going through that, And I got
Speaker 2: so embarrassed, like Brocky would set the house on fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm so lit and everything I do is
Speaker 1: super hot faia wow yall remember super hot.
Speaker 3: Fire I do? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm putting you on the game right now. You've
Speaker 1: definitely seen it.
Speaker 3: It's like I swiped that right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's the most viral video of all time.
Speaker 2: Oh a lot ofest video of all time. Oh yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah, let's.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and get into it. We got our challenge
Speaker 1: over here. They're so funny for this.
Speaker 4: That put that on.
Speaker 3: Steak, This little beauty, our main man, the champion himself.
Speaker 1: No need for in production. The record four hundred millions
Speaker 1: to one. Sorry, now I didn't have to watch. It's
Speaker 1: just allowedest you've ever heard my phone. But I'm not
Speaker 1: a rapper.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 2: You know what I do?
Speaker 3: Heads, You know how I go yep tails, Hey, I
Speaker 3: go first, it comes.
Speaker 1: Up super hot, he goes first.
Speaker 4: Check me out.
Speaker 2: I'm checking.
Speaker 1: I broke up with my ex girl. Here's a number.
Speaker 1: That's the wrong number. That's literally that's like, I think,
Speaker 1: like what shaved my sense of humor? And I'm just
Speaker 1: realizing that, Like I really do think that was like
Speaker 1: a very pivotal moment in my psych that's the wrong number.
Speaker 1: And then the boom bamp beam bow class like classic. Well,
Speaker 1: my middle school coach while I was going to school there,
Speaker 1: he got fired for drinking on the job and doing painkillers. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just remembered that last night, I don't think. And
Speaker 1: he was driving the bus around and ship the games
Speaker 1: and shit.
Speaker 2: And I was gonna seal the bus.
Speaker 1: Bet you thought I wasn't gonna drink and drive and
Speaker 1: drive the kids around on the bus.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I told the story before, but my
Speaker 2: bus driver got fired because she used to hit me.
Speaker 2: I guess what have I told that?
Speaker 1: Well, you know what people were saying, they have not
Speaker 1: heard the Twins story, that I have not told it publicly, okay,
Speaker 1: And that's the thing, really people said. People were saying, like, oh,
Speaker 1: like they gas lit drew into thinking he like had and.
Speaker 2: I will like me.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was a Patreon episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe actually I have I because I do remember talking
Speaker 1: about it. But like whatever, I don't want to tell y'all.
Speaker 1: Now y'all don't get.
Speaker 2: It, Okay, then try to tell my story, like what's happening.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say out loud that I'm right,
Speaker 1: and then I was also gas lit. Oh we got
Speaker 1: to watch that the craziest part o my god. Yeah, yeh, yep.
Speaker 1: This is the saddest video I've ever seen in my
Speaker 1: life of mine.
Speaker 2: I can't want let's just insert it. I can't watch
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: You can't just keep thinking, oh, wait, this is the
Speaker 1: medical terminology, so we'll insert this one of things that
Speaker 1: you think you have.
Speaker 2: It's claiming to the public that you have them. I
Speaker 2: think I need somebody to go through and do like
Speaker 2: a check of how many like different like issues you
Speaker 2: claimed to have.
Speaker 1: Oh, my surgery clinic is calling me randomly, actually, like
Speaker 1: at the exact same time, and do you want.
Speaker 2: To answer issues you've claimed to have publicly?
Speaker 1: That's why I think we have mold poisoning, which is
Speaker 1: another talkic trade of mine. Still think as changed that
Speaker 1: filter that is covered in mold, not mold. But I
Speaker 1: don't think we have mold poisoning anymore. I think we
Speaker 1: have like carbon monoxide poisoning or like a little it's
Speaker 1: not black mold. Now I figured out what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a ghastly you know, it's definitely a gas leak,
Speaker 1: and we're all gonna die in an.
Speaker 6: These are different episodes, like you managed to bring it
Speaker 6: out every op.
Speaker 1: That's what I was watching too. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: like I really do talk about this a.
Speaker 2: Lotwer episodes where you're still mentioned. I got really constipated.
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 1: Oh the constantation ship is like too much. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I hope when they do your pre diabetic your surgery,
Speaker 2: now how they accidentally knock into your brain and reset something.
Speaker 1: That would be a vibe. I want to be fixed. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: this is I'm potentially the saddest thing I've ever seen. Like, actually,
Speaker 1: it breaks my heart that I went through this.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny. He's literally done this recently. We
Speaker 2: went to a concert and for two weeks and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, my ears are swinging. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's happening.
Speaker 1: I think I'm probably gonna go down this one still is.
Speaker 1: It's just I think it's like I think I have
Speaker 1: like a small ear canal.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna answer this because you need to just
Speaker 2: answer that fucking vocal.
Speaker 1: They're gonna call me and be like, oh, like you're
Speaker 1: not getting your surgery anymore. We heard what you said? Hello,
Speaker 1: what did he say? Guys? I literally have a tumor
Speaker 1: in my sign.
Speaker 2: Is It's like, no, they did it. You were hella chow.
Speaker 3: It's over, y'all.
Speaker 2: See me Andrew are not the same because I've had
Speaker 2: a tumor in my the right side of my back
Speaker 2: for like four years. Hmm. You know what now, I
Speaker 2: actually hope I die of cancer. I can only pray
Speaker 2: y'all look back at this when I die of fucking cancer. No,
Speaker 2: pray for me, Pray for me, Pray for me.
Speaker 1: You even said it yourself.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I we goten checked out because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't I actually I was seeing by yesterday because
Speaker 2: this girl was talking about how prevalent burust cancer is
Speaker 2: in this generation and my boobs the way they hurt
Speaker 2: all the time. I won't be getting chuck because I
Speaker 2: don't give up. And I won't be getting that chuck
Speaker 2: because I don't give up. Because what I'm gonna die like,
Speaker 2: I literally just don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to miss? Then?
Speaker 2: No, you just said something rude to me, and I
Speaker 2: actually hope your surgery goes wrong and then you can't
Speaker 2: walk when you leave.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we've talked about that before and you
Speaker 1: even said it and the doctor looked at it, and
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 2: I hope they poke your eye nerves and you go blind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, say that or I.
Speaker 2: Hope they accidentally cut your nerves for.
Speaker 1: S say that. That. That's scary.
Speaker 2: It's crazy how many things can go wrong, Like they're
Speaker 2: literally in your head, they're in my I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to think about that. Okay, yeah, you freaking better.
Speaker 1: I'm not because when I fucking.
Speaker 2: Die, okay for my cancer, because when I die of cancer.
Speaker 2: You're gonna feel.
Speaker 1: Bad what you already would have perished. It's like been seven.
Speaker 2: Years, it's been four years, okay.
Speaker 1: Anyways, and wishing death upon me, Like I.
Speaker 2: Obviously don't hurt. I don't hope that that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's probably will.
Speaker 2: That's low key your fucking dream, so you could complain
Speaker 2: about it, so it's just not happen.
Speaker 1: I'm blind, guys, I'm blind, and they still do the
Speaker 1: podcast for y'all. That's gonna be my arc. No one
Speaker 1: is using those fucking passwords Apple is suggesting. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now. Those are the most bunk fucking I understand, like, oh,
Speaker 1: quantum computing, like they can brute force your ship if
Speaker 1: you don't have eight different characters and blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. But like, fuck those passwords, like fuck them,
Speaker 1: I'm not using them. I never will.
Speaker 2: You stop asking write them down.
Speaker 1: Also, they make go through my journal and go on
Speaker 1: my fucking I exactly. They want you to use the
Speaker 1: key chain in the fucking phone, so like it saves
Speaker 1: all your passwords for you. But that shit scares the
Speaker 1: fuck out of me too. Also, what was I gonna say.
Speaker 1: They make it so hard to choose your own password.
Speaker 1: It's not like an option that just pops up, Like
Speaker 1: you have to like navigate through the iOS interface. So
Speaker 1: if you're like a geriatric old person, oh yeah, you're fucked,
Speaker 1: and then you don't remember that password because it's thirty
Speaker 1: eight thousand characters long, Like come on now.
Speaker 2: Well, I asked my family if they could a hypothetical.
Speaker 2: It's like, you can have your dream car, whatever car
Speaker 2: you've ever wanted, but the first thing you have to
Speaker 2: do when you get in it is hit and kill
Speaker 2: a dog. And all of them said they would hit
Speaker 2: and kill the dog, really, all of them super quick.
Speaker 1: And then my little sister was like, dude, I kill
Speaker 1: a baby.
Speaker 2: Grade dogs there are like god bless like I'll pray after,
Speaker 2: but like I'm hitting the fucking dog.
Speaker 1: I'd kill a baby for an ears.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's like really.
Speaker 1: I was saying it because I like pregnant woman.
Speaker 2: Oh. I literally I got off at the table. I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I guess I'm gonna have to think
Speaker 2: harder about these hypotheticals because my family.
Speaker 1: Is a bunch of more evil.
Speaker 2: You're evil in your murderers. And then my little siblings go,
Speaker 2: mommy killed the cow one's by accident, so she could
Speaker 2: have got the car then too, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my fucking guy, oh my god. And we were
Speaker 2: eating Chick fil A and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay. Another another take that I have is karaoke is
Speaker 1: not for people that can sing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's fucking annoying that joke. I always wants
Speaker 2: to go to karaoke because he has like three songs
Speaker 2: that he can do perfectly.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, Like, karaoke is for all of
Speaker 1: us to get drunk and scream into the mic and
Speaker 1: like it just be really loud and annoying, and then
Speaker 1: you have to take breaks.
Speaker 2: Actually I love our friend group, but I hate going
Speaker 2: to karaoke. Everybody gets it's literally the annoying competition. And
Speaker 2: then once Phantom of the Opera comes on, I actually
Speaker 2: want to blow the room up. I'm like, the world
Speaker 2: would be much more peaceful if me and everyone in
Speaker 2: this room just incinerated in a moment's notice because it's
Speaker 2: the loudest thing ever. And I don't even know how
Speaker 2: this song. I just know one time I came back
Speaker 2: from the bathroom and it was playing and I came
Speaker 2: in and I turned.
Speaker 1: Around and walked down.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I leave every single time Lucas and Josiah do
Speaker 1: fantom so annoying. I actually need to ask you, Sye,
Speaker 1: if he did that with.
Speaker 2: His other friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with his other fucking friends, because.
Speaker 2: He has respect for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about us. He'll scream
Speaker 1: in our ears and make our ear drums bleed.
Speaker 3: Well, they turned up the power all the way for
Speaker 3: my brain thing. Oh really, yeah, they have to go.
Speaker 3: I think it's working, honestly, I look, you feel like
Speaker 3: it might be working.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they have to go to one twenty.
Speaker 1: What were you at?
Speaker 3: I'm now at one hundred and is one twenty the peak?
Speaker 3: One twenty is peak power? And it's like it's painful.
Speaker 1: Now do they have to like wean you off or
Speaker 1: do you just like.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to just be like you do it for
Speaker 3: like thirty days straight?
Speaker 1: Damn that's crazy.
Speaker 2: How many days left do you have?
Speaker 3: I think I have like ten days?
Speaker 1: Wait you off today?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: I have it later today? Can I go? Yeah? You
Speaker 3: can watch you like to watch Andrew?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a little like medical cut. I'd love to
Speaker 1: like surgeries.
Speaker 3: Coloring disgusting, but I love you feel like it has
Speaker 3: been working because when I was like really down bad,
Speaker 3: like six months ago, I would wake up and I
Speaker 3: would literally like open my eyes and the color would
Speaker 3: be desaturated. I would be like, I'm like, Bob.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that trend on TikTok when like people
Speaker 1: would like show their life with saturation and then it
Speaker 1: would be like three months into COVID and they just
Speaker 1: like take the saturation up and it'd be like.
Speaker 3: That that was your life. That was literally mean. I'm sorry, Kai, No,
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 2: But I just put on like ray bands with like
Speaker 2: a bit of a tent and that should fix that problem.
Speaker 3: That's not really like the root of the problem.
Speaker 1: Or you could get if I'm in your life understanding,
Speaker 1: If I'm in your life, how can you be sad?
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say, because it's almost mean
Speaker 2: to Drew, like does he not make your life good?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you're making this about you.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: Saying it is rude. It is really rude, like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're depressed, but he's still he's right here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't understand how this is now.
Speaker 2: I mean, if Drew can't, you might be done.
Speaker 3: So I'm just expressing that I'm sad, and then this
Speaker 3: is an attack to you.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he keeps going, Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: And I'm also like doing better.
Speaker 2: No I am, you're doing better because Drew's here right now.
Speaker 1: Notice notice no I am actually happy that.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's awesome. No, No, I'm happy for you.
Speaker 3: I still am like, oh yeah, I'm still in Like
Speaker 3: in six months, I may just all of my memory
Speaker 3: will just go away.
Speaker 1: You get hard, which might be. I wake up sometimes
Speaker 1: hoping that would happen.
Speaker 3: I actually told them I want to eternal sunshine myself,
Speaker 3: to forget both of you forever.
Speaker 1: Then let's go.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna be homeless in like two days?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, betch I'm sending my ground. You get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of my house.
Speaker 3: Actually, well, I'm sorry. I shouldn't push back like that.
Speaker 2: Oh me being sarcastic. I actually I am happy for
Speaker 2: you because that's awesome. The birds are chirping, so I'm awesome.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys remember I woke up.
Speaker 3: I woke up yesterday day fourteenth Street. Oh my god, Drew.
Speaker 2: Did you do that again.
Speaker 1: I just did it with my mind. No, I actually
Speaker 1: didn't do that on purpose.
Speaker 3: I woke up yesterday and I heard the birds, and
Speaker 3: I immediately thought of that, and I was like, whoa,
Speaker 3: because I have the same ship. Where as soon as
Speaker 3: it turns into like like Eastern Europe weather in LA,
Speaker 3: I just like get so excited for June gloom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm we're like, we're like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Barley to depressed people.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I feel the exact same way. All we
Speaker 1: needed was some sunshine.
Speaker 3: Do you know that? Do you remember that scene the
Speaker 3: Matrix where they crest out of the clouds, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: they see the sun a glimpse of light. That is
Speaker 3: that's me. Yea, No, you are the You're the storm
Speaker 3: cloud in the on the horizon, like.
Speaker 2: A hurricane that's going to like swipe away my family
Speaker 2: and take them away from me.
Speaker 1: It's like a movie Twister literally will cross me and
Speaker 1: I will annoy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, it's literally the birds. The birds will
Speaker 2: do something to you. I was gonna say something, Oh,
Speaker 2: I want us to read this thing and see if
Speaker 2: any of us I saw this girl do this TikTok?
Speaker 1: Is it reading the teleprompter.
Speaker 2: No, and if it was reading a teleprompter would be
Speaker 2: over eighteen hours.
Speaker 1: I think he did that, like in one of the
Speaker 1: early episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. It's trying to say, try saying these
Speaker 2: with outsiding sarcastic.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh that's great. Wait I kind of ate Yeah
Speaker 1: you didn't, kind of eat that. Honestly, good for you.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. Have fun. I got into the
Speaker 1: sarcastic character. Have fun. Okay, this one's hard. Fascinating, fascinating,
Speaker 1: that's pretty earnest. Yeah, I mean it's just.
Speaker 2: Not a word any of us would say, so mebing
Speaker 2: like if you were just telling me about shocking yourself,
Speaker 2: I'm like, fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would be like he's a bitch adding words
Speaker 1: to it, like you can't.
Speaker 2: Add, you can't say anything else but that. And if
Speaker 2: you don't for that, you to me, But I I
Speaker 2: hope you go blind well done, you well done?
Speaker 1: You like who's saying well done? You? Me when I'm
Speaker 1: talking about my steak and you equal steak burgers.
Speaker 2: Because burger.
Speaker 1: To like geriatric people finding out whatna Burgers is for
Speaker 1: the first time, that the fuck she.
Speaker 2: Equals a equals burger you're talking about because we.
Speaker 1: Sound ever like I want you on the pod because
Speaker 1: I love the way you see the world and like
Speaker 1: that was your.
Speaker 2: Brain missus Burgers well CoCom on trees from class Drag
Speaker 2: Races Burgers. My dance in season two is Anica Burgers coded. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and then okay, this is gonna like
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't know I can do this. Okay,
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, that's good.
Speaker 1: But I added something, Yeah, I bet I also that
Speaker 1: was pretty good. That was good.
Speaker 2: Okay. I I feel like I just sound like a
Speaker 2: bitch saying all this, Oh, good for you.
Speaker 1: I keep saying that if you if you add the oh,
Speaker 1: it makes it so much for you. That sound a good.
Speaker 2: I feel like I say this all the time though,
Speaker 2: have fun, But like see, I wouldn't say it in.
Speaker 1: That like like say it how you just like how
Speaker 1: you would say it if I was walking on the
Speaker 1: front door.
Speaker 2: But I would add something else to it, Like I
Speaker 2: wouldn't just say have fun.
Speaker 1: That was okay, yeah, have fun, have fun. That was okay, fascinating,
Speaker 1: fascinating evil.
Speaker 2: That one's fucking diabolical, bitch. If I told someone something
Speaker 2: interesting and fascinating, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fascinating, Like I do say that regularly,
Speaker 1: but just saying fascinating like that's evil.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's evil. But my word for fascinating is awesome.
Speaker 2: Like I say awesome seriously, that's awesome, awesome, but that's awesome.
Speaker 2: It's awesome, it's awesome. See, thanks for that. I would
Speaker 2: never say that seriously. That's like when you made fun
Speaker 2: of my tumor. I would be like, thanks.
Speaker 1: For that stage three brain rot.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Oh, good luck with that. See I have
Speaker 2: to add, oh with everything.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 2: Thrilling is fucked up. You say sounds thrilling to someone
Speaker 2: You're going to fucking jail now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be as shady as possible.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: Good for you, have fun, fascinating. Why am I an actor,
Speaker 1: y'all I'm gonna after leaving, dude, I was like, damn, like,
Speaker 1: I really think my next arc is read out loud.
Speaker 1: It's like, I think my next arc is actor, and
Speaker 1: y'all clip this in three years once I'm acting.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm gonna go mm hmm. That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3: Good for you, m hm that this one's hard. Have fun,
Speaker 3: have fun. That was a little better. The second one fascinating.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was the best one.
Speaker 3: Thanks for that.
Speaker 2: Well, why you look really freaky?
Speaker 3: Thanks for that, well done you good luck with that.
Speaker 1: Sound like male SERI.
Speaker 2: That the thing is trying to read those just casually
Speaker 2: without actually receiving anything. Makes me feel crazy.
Speaker 3: Sounds thrilling. What a shame?
Speaker 2: Wow, you have the same tone for everyone.
Speaker 1: Wow this one. No, I was gonna make a really
Speaker 1: mean joke.
Speaker 4: But wow, wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 1: Boy, oh wow, it's so funny to get into that voice.
Speaker 1: I have to say, oh wow, it's like that's great, good,
Speaker 1: good for you. Oh wow, that good for you. Holy ship,
Speaker 1: I'm stroking out. How fun? Fascinating? Really, that's really fascinating
Speaker 1: for that. What a shame?
Speaker 2: Can you say? What a shame of burger?
Speaker 1: What a shame? Oh wow, what a shame? Oh what
Speaker 1: a shame of Nica Burgers. You're telling me a shrimp fried?
Speaker 1: This right, is not like a villain like you gotta Oh. Okay,
Speaker 1: before we get into syop and media, there's a couple
Speaker 1: other things that I needed to talk about. There's this evil, evil,
Speaker 1: vile scary, wicked, gnarly rumor about me going around right now,
Speaker 1: and it's actually driving me fucking insane, and I want
Speaker 1: to I want to have an open dialogue with everybody.
Speaker 1: Why is there a rumor going around that I look
Speaker 1: like Lord Farquad? Like literally, people say, oh, Drew's like
Speaker 1: cosplaying Lord Farquad, Like oh, he's one step away from
Speaker 1: fully becoming Lord far Quad, Like, cut that shit out.
Speaker 1: I look like Lord when I when I put my
Speaker 1: hair behind my ears. I don't think I've ever seen
Speaker 1: Lord Farquad? Is that a real person?
Speaker 3: You? You do look like Lord Farquad and I look
Speaker 3: like Shrek?
Speaker 1: Did you say look like lard fart Quad?
Speaker 2: Human track?
Speaker 3: If people say that, yeah, he does, which bodied me
Speaker 3: when he's like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the the human truck is supposed to be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, cunt. They made human Struck so that
Speaker 2: the girls who were attracted to Shrek could actually want
Speaker 2: to have sex with Shrek. Are you looking Lord Farquad?
Speaker 1: It's because of my biggest insecurity.
Speaker 2: Your jaw. Yes you don't, but we should straighten your hair.
Speaker 2: That fuck ass bob, Oh my fucking god, Lord Farquad
Speaker 2: was the original fuck ass Bob.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Bruh, you don't look like him.
Speaker 1: No, y'all's hesitation in the way the room fell.
Speaker 3: No, no, you don't, you don't. Actually it's literally just
Speaker 3: your haircut, like nobody, no white guy with that haircut.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? It's just something about Shrek jokes.
Speaker 2: Actually irk me.
Speaker 1: That's at this point I'm like, give it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, post twenty fourteen Shrek jokes or the fuck out
Speaker 2: of me, Like that's the most brand doom movie, like
Speaker 2: gaping Hole, ran through gaping whole. Hold on, wait, need
Speaker 2: stitches ran through that shit.
Speaker 1: Like gaping hole about what?
Speaker 2: Like? Something about that just irks me? Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I can't do the Shrek shit, Like I can't something
Speaker 2: about like somebody who used to work at BuzzFeed and
Speaker 2: a Shrek me Like that's where it lands for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Okay, Well I sorry I went fell silent
Speaker 1: because I fully agree with that, but I have to.
Speaker 1: I'm copying the rest of my notes for this episode.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to do media. How about that?
Speaker 1: Should I do sigh o? First?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, body is ta bitch or Boba?
Speaker 3: You wrote that one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That one that's really good?
Speaker 1: Actually, well it was bitch or burger, but I said
Speaker 1: and said boba and was like keep that yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drew on into flow state and switch it out
Speaker 3: for boba, and I was like crying.
Speaker 1: Save sex stinks. Got that whole room smell like spitting
Speaker 1: birthday party believers.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1: White people stay calling the police on everyone. But their
Speaker 1: son is building a bomb in their basement. But their
Speaker 1: son that's building a bomb in their basement, girls asked. Okay,
Speaker 1: girls ask for help opening a jar, but throw furniture
Speaker 1: during arguments.
Speaker 2: Right, did you just hear my stommer? No, it growled.
Speaker 1: McDonald's pancakes don't even absorb that syrup. That's how you
Speaker 1: know they're made of soup. Fuck. McDonald's pancakes don't even
Speaker 1: absorb syrup. That's how you know they're made of shoe insults.
Speaker 1: That was from Jay Indya and I are like Romeo
Speaker 1: and Juliet, except she doesn't like me. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just hell myself. Okay, you post surgery. Yeah, literally, Enya
Speaker 1: is so fine. I dead ass roll up my car
Speaker 1: windows when she fartsil. It's the one said that someone
Speaker 1: sent it, but I just added your name. But I
Speaker 1: don't remember who said it. Okay, that's the tea, that's all.
Speaker 2: And that's all, folks. I mean now, I mean now,
Speaker 2: and well, okay, my media of the week is d
Speaker 2: n M by Mick g m m hmm, super Cup
Speaker 2: by Lord You're Hurt and just because I really Love
Speaker 2: You by Jerry Butler, The Drawing Room, Dufeles and that
Speaker 2: fucking it and fetch the bolt Cutters the album guys,
Speaker 2: I literally have to fetch the bolt cutter.
Speaker 1: You literally have to. Okay, mine is the poor Thing
Speaker 1: soundtrack specifically, we I just hope she's all right, Bella.
Speaker 1: And then I was listening to the dude who made
Speaker 1: that album's music, and he has an album called Winter RESI.
Speaker 1: His name is jerrskin Findricks and he has a couple
Speaker 1: of really like weird esoteric songs on his like that
Speaker 1: like don't make sense like at Wall at all. And
Speaker 1: then we'll do Parasite Nick Drake. Once I was Tim
Speaker 1: Buckley so real Jeff Buckley, and then Hope Sandoval.
Speaker 2: Just her and general or Hope stand of all in
Speaker 2: the warm inventions both and Matze Star. All right, guys,
Speaker 2: that's it. Thanks for watching.
Speaker 1: Did I watch any movies or shows. Oh bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: back on my Young Sheldon. Shit, y'all gotta tap in.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I bet every single person can
Speaker 1: see a little bit of themselves and little Young Sheldon.
Speaker 1: And I bet if you watch.
Speaker 2: That, if you are like so annoying for watching that show,
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you know what reignited it for me.
Speaker 1: I saw once I or when I saw a clip
Speaker 1: on TikTok In too, when I went on that like
Speaker 1: Warner Brothers Lot studio tour with.
Speaker 2: My Oh yeah, the film Bear.
Speaker 1: It's all they talked about on the tour, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, that's like a vibe, like I love
Speaker 1: this show. And now when I watch the show, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for this soundstage that they recorded it in and
Speaker 1: you really can't tell. And that's just movie magic, baby,
Speaker 1: TV show magic, Young Sheldon.
Speaker 2: You're gonna watch no, bitch, I'm not watching that. Oh wow, alright, bye,
Speaker 2: oh god. It's like we landed the plane. Guys, if
Speaker 2: you made it.
Speaker 1: It's like you clapping at the end of June too.
Speaker 1: M