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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Marie and I'm Sydney. Hey girl, what's up?

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Speaker 2: First of all, twenty eighteen is here? It is here,

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Speaker 2: time is flying.

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Speaker 1: I feel really old. Woo oh do you hear that?

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Speaker 2: That was?

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Speaker 1: That was me exactly doing exactly what you said you

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Speaker 1: were not going to do.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly how I feel in twenty eighteen. It's just

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Speaker 2: high too much.

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Speaker 1: Hi? Are you high right now?

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Speaker 2: No, it's high, like it was too much. I was

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Speaker 2: being extra okay, all right, well that's how.

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Speaker 1: I fell in twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Extra okay? Uh huh sure, how are you? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: You should we talk about your expertise. I feel like

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Speaker 2: everybody knows so much about you. Yes, I feel like

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Speaker 2: I'm the expert in over sharing my whole fucking life.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening to this right now and you haven't

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Speaker 2: heard the bonus episodes on Patreon, you should go check

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Speaker 2: that out right now. Because Sydney really takes this honesty

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Speaker 2: hour thing that we do to heart, and she shares

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Speaker 2: all of her business. I feel like y'all should be

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Speaker 2: paying a lot fucking more for these like Deep Dark

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Speaker 2: secrets that I got, but I'm letting y'all off on

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Speaker 2: his steel. Okay, Sydney tells everything I need to be.

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Speaker 2: I need to stop being so damn honest. Honestly, you

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Speaker 2: need to just start lying, like.

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Speaker 1: I need to start fucking lying.

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Speaker 2: And I do lie on top of that, but like

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Speaker 2: it's mainly truth. She'll tell the truth, like like real

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Speaker 2: stuff too. Like i'd be like, I know, but I

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Speaker 2: have no shame. That's twenty eighteen. That's been my life.

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Speaker 2: No shame that's been you since nineteen eighty.

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Speaker 1: I will hit you in the head with this.

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Speaker 2: I said eighty nine. I didn't even say the number.

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Speaker 2: That's all over all of your social media.

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Speaker 1: I changed it.

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Speaker 2: AnyWho, you know how old people put their data Birden

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Speaker 2: I know, or like email address and stuff.

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Speaker 1: That was Sydney. It was like fucking to me, it

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Speaker 1: was like Sidney Washington for twenty eight, eighty six or whatever,

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Speaker 1: eighty two. So embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: AnyWho, I'm an expert in and curved by Dominoes, Well,

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Speaker 2: talk talk to us about that. Adrian has been gone

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Speaker 2: for two fucking weeks, and you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Forgot that you had a girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: I didn't forget because I spoke to her every single day.

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Speaker 2: But yes, you know, I also was like, damn, when

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Speaker 2: she's here, I eat, I wake up on time, I

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Speaker 2: don't watch too much.

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Speaker 1: TV, I don't be on my phone too much.

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Speaker 2: Like I feel like you eat pretty bad even when

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Speaker 2: she's around. Nah, but it's even worse when she's gone

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Speaker 2: two weeks a vegetable and two weeks. I was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: am I even a human being? Like I felt like

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Speaker 2: I was eating dog food? It was crazy anywhood I

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Speaker 2: mean in your case cat food?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ya ya yah yeah. So I called Dominoes a

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Speaker 2: couple of times, and each fucking time they play me out, they.

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Speaker 1: Say that they that's take a step back, yeah, real quick.

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Speaker 2: There was a blizzard supposed to start in a couple

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Speaker 2: hours on X day, whatever day was Wednesday or Thursday

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Speaker 2: of last week.

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Speaker 1: Sidney was like, I'm gonna get some Dominoes.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, trains are shutting down, people are running home. Citty's Like,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna order delivery from a dude on a bike okay,

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Speaker 2: and wait, hold on. I ordered maybe two minutes before

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Speaker 2: the place was closing, because I was like.

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Speaker 1: I love a challenge.

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Speaker 2: You like you love watching you know how you can

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Speaker 2: watch them prepping your food the tracker. Yes, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: liked watching the tracker not move? Yes, no, hold on?

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Speaker 2: So it said it was prepping. It said it was prepping,

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Speaker 2: and I was waiting. I said, oh, I'm about to

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Speaker 2: get me some Dominoes. So it was on the prep

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Speaker 2: for like an hour, and I said, this don't usually

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Speaker 2: this is an hour. You watched it for an hour,

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Speaker 2: knowing that they were closing in two minutes. When you

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Speaker 2: order something. In my heart, I was like, it's not

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Speaker 2: going to go through. It's not going to go through.

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Speaker 1: But I waited.

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Speaker 2: So then I was like, damn, I can't even call

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Speaker 2: the place, but they had already charged the card and

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Speaker 2: I was fucking pissed. So I had thought. I thought

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Speaker 2: of some chicken ate the chicken press.

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Speaker 1: It was fine. The what did you order from Dominoes?

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Speaker 2: The people want to know BBQ wings, some BBQ wings

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Speaker 2: and some cheesy bread and you had chicken at the house.

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Speaker 2: But it wasn't anyway it was. It wasn't Domino's chicken,

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Speaker 2: which is not even real chicken. So the next day

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Speaker 2: rat giblets. Next day I called them up. I put

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Speaker 2: on my like professional Long Island mother who might possibly

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Speaker 2: be white. I said, excuse me, me and my family,

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Speaker 2: Me and my They're like, you ordered eight wings and

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Speaker 2: four brid sticks.

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Speaker 1: Your family was gonna die anyway.

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Speaker 2: Me and my family, my relatives that are in from Nebraska.

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Speaker 2: U uh huh, we were waiting for our food for

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Speaker 2: an hour and no two hours because I was like

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Speaker 2: maybe a whole day.

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Speaker 1: I was like, maybe he's stuck. Maybe he's stuck.

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Speaker 2: So then they were like yeah, so they was prepnant

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Speaker 2: and then they were like nah, and so.

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Speaker 1: That's what he said.

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Speaker 2: They were prepant, and they were like nah, so they

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Speaker 2: canceled it.

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Speaker 1: They canceled it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're like your food, your money's already refunded

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Speaker 2: or whatever. And I said, okay, boo freaking love Dominoes.

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Speaker 2: So then I said, I'm gonna try this again. Let's

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Speaker 2: try one more time.

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Speaker 1: Not one more time.

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Speaker 2: Actually, the second time they prep it, it says that

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Speaker 2: it's it's done, that it's on its way. When did

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Speaker 2: what time did you order this early?

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Speaker 1: This was earlier, This was like midnight or something like that.

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Speaker 1: What time does Domino's clothes.

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Speaker 2: Two o'clock, two o'clock in the morning two o'clock in

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Speaker 2: the morning. Yes, okay, so you order this stuff, so

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Speaker 2: they say they were prepping. Then they call me an

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Speaker 2: hour later and they're like, yeah, we're not bringing it

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Speaker 2: because this was like it was like after the blizzard.

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Speaker 2: And they're like they're like, no, we can't. So they

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Speaker 2: must have made the food and they must have ate

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Speaker 2: the food. I don't know whatever. So then did you

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Speaker 2: order the same thing? You ordered chicken and fucking I

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Speaker 2: think the same exactly what's the total? Hum?

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Speaker 1: Much does that cost? Like dolls for chicken and Breadstup?

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Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. They're absurd. Okay, So last night I hit

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Speaker 2: them up again. I said I'm gonna call them first.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call them first because I'm like, yo, I'm

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Speaker 2: putting this.

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Speaker 1: Order in better. So three nights in a row, you

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Speaker 1: ordered dominos? Yes, but I never got it. So it's

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Speaker 1: but that's still three nights in a row. You know what,

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Speaker 1: you need your girlfriend to come back so you can

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Speaker 1: eat something.

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Speaker 2: She's coming, she's coming back AnyWho, So boom, they prep it.

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Speaker 2: They're like, Rahd is like putting it in a ra

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Speaker 2: hot Yes, and then they're like, oh, it's close.

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Speaker 1: It's close.

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Speaker 2: So then they're like, oh, sending the food out. I said,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm gonna get something. I'm ready. My

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Speaker 2: mouth was salivated eating three days, I know. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I've been waiting for this. I can't wait to put

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Speaker 2: it in my fucking mouth.

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Speaker 1: Says it.

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Speaker 2: At one thirty am, it says that it's on the

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Speaker 2: way to the crib. Right, the Domino's not even not

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Speaker 2: far from my house, maybe, like I don't know, ten

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Speaker 1: An hour later, still isn't he?

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Speaker 2: I said, so, maybe he's dropping other people's food off, right,

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Speaker 2: So I'm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably got in that little hot bag. I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: They don't pick up nothing.

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Speaker 2: So then three am it says your food has been delivered.

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Speaker 1: I said, no, the fuck it hasn't. So you sat

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Speaker 1: there for two hours. You sat there for an hour

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Speaker 1: and a half, and just watch the little t record said.

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Speaker 1: I said, Rod, I thought you were I thought you

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Speaker 1: were on your way.

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Speaker 2: Is Rahade better be fucking dead, yo, And then Oddley

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Speaker 2: did die. I called him this morning to let them

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Speaker 2: know that my food never came. And then I'll never

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Speaker 2: be ordering from freaking Dominoes. And that little Caesars is

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Speaker 2: a shit. They have not picked up. They won't pick up,

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Speaker 2: so you maybe got your money. I've never gotten so

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Speaker 2: maybe in between this interview, I could fucking get my money.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call them. I think we should call.

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Speaker 2: At the end, and I think you should stop ordering Dominoes.

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Speaker 2: I think we're going Dominoes is notoriously like. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what dominoes used to be. It might have used

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Speaker 2: to be in a family restaurant, but now it's notoriously

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Speaker 2: hood kids in high school that work there and pick

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Speaker 2: up the phone and drop your pizza off or run

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Speaker 2: with my fucking wings though I want my wings right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call them and I see if they could

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Speaker 2: deliver it to here.

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Speaker 1: Somebody in your building got the pizza. Dude, you put

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Speaker 1: the Edison wrong.

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Speaker 2: Nah, dude, because I don't even want to, you know,

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Speaker 2: but I was outside wigless, coatless.

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Speaker 1: You tried to me, were hot at the door. You

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Speaker 1: I came down three times, three times, just clutching and

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Speaker 1: clutching your coat.

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Speaker 2: And then I even went outside because I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: maybe he's of the block.

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Speaker 1: I went all the way up the block.

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Speaker 2: You walked up the block, and then I looked like

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Speaker 2: a little crack.

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Speaker 1: I looked like a crack. You sound like a crack.

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Speaker 2: Everyone listening like, is there crack in the barbecue?

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Speaker 1: Dude? I was so pressed. So what did you eat

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Speaker 1: that night? Air? Dude? You shouldn't be ordering pizza at

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Speaker 1: one o'clock in the morning anyway, I said, it was

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Speaker 1: the last night. Adrian's not here.

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Speaker 2: I'm a ball out. That's why you know what Adrian?

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Speaker 2: Welcome back? Okay, welcome back.

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Speaker 1: Were speaking of money.

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Speaker 2: So remember when I filed my taxes last year and

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Speaker 2: I lied on my tax Yes, ma'am, I was an

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Speaker 2: expert at getting caught by the I R S.

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Speaker 1: I was thick ass envelope from the I R S.

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Speaker 1: Wait what yes? Sure did? And uh? I was like,

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Speaker 1: who was this? I opened it in bold letters at

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Speaker 1: the top of the page.

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Speaker 2: This is not a bill. I was like, phew, it

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Speaker 2: still felt it was eleven pages of not a bill.

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Speaker 2: It was eleven pages of here's all the money you

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Speaker 2: did not claim on your taxes that people said that

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Speaker 2: you made. People being my snitch ass contract jobs snitched

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Speaker 2: on the money that I made last year, and it

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Speaker 2: was like, you owe us two thousand dollars and I

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Speaker 2: was like, what whitch witch?

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Speaker 1: How?

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Speaker 2: But like, I didn't make enough to owe twenty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: This is bigger than this is bigger than cheesy bread.

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Speaker 2: Rubbing my fucking wings, rub me my wings and get

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Speaker 1: To start talking. For that's what Dominoes was science to stop.

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Speaker 2: Comparing the IRS to Dominoes. To Rahad at Dominoes not

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, okay, guys, I have really bad news.

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Speaker 2: Dot dot looks like I have to get a part

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Speaker 1: This is great. She's gonna light in the mood. I mean,

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Speaker 2: At one point thirty in the morning, She's blessed. Sydney

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Speaker 2: introduced our guests. Oh man, she has a great monthly

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Speaker 2: show at Stonewall called Comedy at stone Wall. She's an

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Speaker 2: a kitten wedge. Annie who Marie, don't stop me. Okay,

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Speaker 2: she's a good friend, She's awesome. Give it up for

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Speaker 2: our bra expert, Chrissy Mayer.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm so happy to be here. I just love

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Speaker 3: and admire you both so much. Like this is thrilling,

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Speaker 1: That's how you introduce yourself to the listeners. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: what I mean. I was never gonna stop talking. It's true, Christy, Chrissy,

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Speaker 1: because it's not. There's no tea there, Chrissy.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been eaten either my position or city's

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Speaker 3: You made both? Not like not Dominoes. I mean I

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Speaker 1: And never was like yeah, when we found out that.

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Speaker 3: There are four of us in the in the house,

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Speaker 3: Like it sounds nice, but these were like shitty houses

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Speaker 3: It was nice for for college, but like as an

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Speaker 1: Where did you go to college?

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Speaker 4: Fairfields, Connecticut? Fairfield Year.

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Speaker 2: People wear cardigans on their shoulders with their bathing suits.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is kind of a fancy, like extra type school.

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Speaker 2: I regret college every day, every yes, like I think

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Speaker 1: So terrible. They put your tray they covered bronze.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you were in Connecticut killing it and you

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Speaker 3: And then it was like a like we each had

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Speaker 2: For dominoes and Quiznossos used to be the the shale

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Speaker 3: Grilling sandwiches at that time. They were pioneer years in

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Speaker 1: You would show up and they'd be like, do you

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Speaker 1: want to toast it? And do I want to toast it?

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Speaker 1: Do to my milk a little bit?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 2: And then I'm from Harlem, so I would go to

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Speaker 1: And they're like they just they it'll.

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Speaker 2: Sit on it hot. So let's talk a little bit

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Speaker 2: about like your like esthetic. First of all, let's talk

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Speaker 2: about your eyeshadow. It's like a pink gold basis something

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Speaker 2: I got for free.

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Speaker 3: Like a lot of my makeup I give for free

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Speaker 3: they publish make up magazines and they so they have

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Speaker 1: Get hurst to.

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Speaker 4: Something like one of.

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Speaker 2: Those sound that's how you work in the Oprah.

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Speaker 4: Building something like that.

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Speaker 3: And so like these magazines will get all of this

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Speaker 3: that's left, and if you go late, it's just free.

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Speaker 4: You just go with and you're just going like just

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Speaker 1: I don't even There's not a lot of black people there,

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Speaker 2: But also they don't make a lot of makeup for

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Speaker 4: There were a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of like darker colored like lipsticks and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but Christy, you're really pale. Christy, you real pale,

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Speaker 2: So everything is dark for you.

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Speaker 4: I'll have to.

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Speaker 3: If you see anything for us, you know, I will

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Speaker 2: They everybody, anybody says anything, just tell them to mind

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So but anyway, you always dress really kind of like retro.

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like you I've never seen you in jeans.

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Speaker 2: This is like, yeah, even is an off day.

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Speaker 1: These are for four years. I ever seen you in jeans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like, well, I'm not you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: I love when people skip for I'm like, oh, our

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't know, I just like sometimes I

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Speaker 4: It's like the tights, the heels.

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Speaker 1: You always had a pencil skirt and you don't wear spanks.

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Speaker 1: It's very mad. So your figure is snatched naturally.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I feel like one day I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: Do you know she doesn't wear spanks? Have you talked

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Speaker 2: No? No, But because I could tell when people wear spanks,

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Speaker 1: You could see the line some of them.

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Speaker 2: You could be like, I see you in your Instagram

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Speaker 1: Like I mean that could be a filter, dude. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: Looks squeezed, it looks like very it's tight, and then

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Speaker 1: She'll tell you something.

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Speaker 2: When my mom discovered spanks, she was watching Oprah, and

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Speaker 2: get me some spanks. I don't know about spanks. I

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Speaker 1: Right. So we're at Mace season. My Mom's like, what size,

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Speaker 1: I was?

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Speaker 2: We walked out after being in there for three hours.

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Speaker 2: She didn't even bought the damn spikes. She bought pantyhose.

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Speaker 2: your your body's great. You don't need it, thank you.

441
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,919
Speaker 3: I have to like tell myself that also, Like I

442
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,240
Speaker 3: just have this mental thing where I'm like, oh, like.

443
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,520
Speaker 4: Not not good enough.

444
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,879
Speaker 1: Lose how did you lose? The freshman God?

445
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,000
Speaker 3: It was like, God, this is gonna sound like so white,

446
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,199
Speaker 3: but like doing a lot of backroom yoga and sweaty

447
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,680
Speaker 3: ass yoga and taking adderall and being in a relationship

448
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,000
Speaker 3: and then I just lost it.

449
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,160
Speaker 1: Adderall is your add all is literally crack. It's meth.

450
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,919
Speaker 1: I've never taken adderall. Let's get into this.

451
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,040
Speaker 2: You as a black woman, you were the black friend

452
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,240
Speaker 2: because obviously you was doing adderall with white people. I

453
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,680
Speaker 2: did it in college and I was the only one

454
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,960
Speaker 2: out of my group who was doing it.

455
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,120
Speaker 1: And where were you getting it from?

456
00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,440
Speaker 2: Some some dudes, some frat dudes. I did it one

457
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,320
Speaker 2: time and when I tell you, I crushed that paper

458
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,840
Speaker 2: so hard. I got an A minus. Meanwhile, I was

459
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,760
Speaker 2: getting like c's in the class, but I did this

460
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 2: one paper on adderall.

461
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:10,879
Speaker 1: I got an A minus.

462
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,119
Speaker 2: I went to breakfast that day at like six am,

463
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,399
Speaker 2: because I was like I couldn't sleep, and I was

464
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,439
Speaker 2: at breakfast with my with my friend and she was like,

465
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 2: I was talking about the paper and she's like, but

466
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,200
Speaker 2: what are you talking about. I'm not in the same class.

467
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 2: Stopped talking about gender studies, crushing it. I turned it

468
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 2: and then it like made me feel bad because I

469
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, I'm really here trying to do it

470
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,439
Speaker 2: on my own. And it's basically saying, hey, girl, you

471
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 2: need some adderall if you want to get this A minus.

472
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 1: So how many times did you take adderall in college?

473
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,800
Speaker 1: Just twice?

474
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 2: Twice times, six, twice a day, once a week.

475
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 1: I did it twice. I don't believe you took all.

476
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 3: I wish I had adderall in college. I would have

477
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,879
Speaker 3: done so much better. Like I just didn't. I was

478
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 3: very like afraid of like drugs in college.

479
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 1: I'm still scared.

480
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 3: Drank like a fish, but like I just was like, oh,

481
00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 3: I can't.

482
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney, what is the What did they say to

483
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,639
Speaker 2: convince you to take adderall for the first time or

484
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 2: did they just say got some addie and you were

485
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,640
Speaker 2: like yes, it's yes.

486
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 1: No, I didn't take that.

487
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 2: Out I showed symptoms of somebody who has ADHD and

488
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 2: they were like, dude, you're all over the place, like

489
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,239
Speaker 2: I feel like you can't focus. And I was like, no,

490
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: I really can't, and they're like, dude. I was like,

491
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 2: I really need to get a good grade on this paper.

492
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 2: I'm gonna funk this class. And they're like, usually I charge,

493
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 2: but I'll hit you with They're like, usually I charge,

494
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna hit you with this. Your EIGHTYHD was

495
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 2: so bad that they were like, you get it?

496
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 1: Do you get it for free?

497
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 3: There is a quiz like I because I have a

498
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,959
Speaker 3: prescription for it, but like like a couple years ago,

499
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 3: I took a quiz and you know, to get a

500
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 3: twenty eight. It's like, oh, you have it, And I

501
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 3: remember I got like a forty five or something on

502
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 3: the quiz. It was like there's different kinds of ways

503
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 3: they test you for. It's like, oh, are you a

504
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 3: person who has trouble like I, like have trouble finishing stuff,

505
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 3: I have trouble prioritizing.

506
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I thought that was because we're like millennials,

507
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

508
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 3: I know, I know, and I'm like, come from my

509
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,399
Speaker 3: Dad's German. So like I have this like voice in

510
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 3: my head of like, don't you don't need pills. You

511
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,199
Speaker 3: didn't have to be mind over mad or you have

512
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 3: to like be in control ship. So I go back

513
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 3: and forth, but like I know, I get a lot

514
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 3: of spreadsheets done when I take adderall.

515
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,640
Speaker 4: I get a lot done at work.

516
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 2: But that's for work. Though it's for work work I

517
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 2: don't pay enough. Yeah, Like I would do adderall for myself,

518
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 2: fuck the job.

519
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,880
Speaker 1: You would just be focused on waiting for the dominoes

520
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: to arrive.

521
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 3: You got a lot of cleaning downe and you it

522
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 3: does kill your appetite.

523
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 4: You just sort of like don't think of food as mine.

524
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 1: You could drink a whole bunch, Yeah, a whole lot.

525
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 2: I actually did adderall when I was going to the

526
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: nightclubs and we couldn't get.

527
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: This is the second time the last time you did

528
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: adderall sin Yeah yeah, yeah.

529
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 2: It was like it was like, oh, I didn't want

530
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 2: to do Molly, I didn't want to do ecstasy, so

531
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 2: they were like, just do adderall and I could drinkdrin, drink,

532
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 2: drink drink.

533
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: It was crazy and I wasn't hungry at all.

534
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 2: We are all judging you right now, All people listening

535
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 2: are like, yeah, yeah, it was a mess, but you

536
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 2: know you lost a freshman fifteen right, So then you're like,

537
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 2: I need people to see this bombas silhouette.

538
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I'm like, I still feel like I have

539
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 3: like fifteen like more to go before I feel like

540
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 3: good a bubble.

541
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: Ha you lost weight? Yeah, from like a year ago?

542
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 4: You okay, wow?

543
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 1: Thanks.

544
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 3: It must just be like in looks instead of numbers or.

545
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: The wrong people, because if we hear, we'll tell you

546
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: the true Okay, okay, good. We keep each other very grounded,

547
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 2: you know, people humble. Whenever is like, oh my god,

548
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm doing so whew, I'm like, you're all right, she's.

549
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 1: In the city. You'll be like, but your hands are

550
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: still tried.

551
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 2: And then if Sydney is like, oh my god, I'm

552
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 2: doing so great this week, I'll be like, but.

553
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 1: Your wig is still crooked. So we it's checking balance.

554
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 2: Yes, you need a friend like that, and you're like, Bomb, yeah, no,

555
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 2: but you always look good.

556
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: Every time you're on stage.

557
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, you got first of all, you got

558
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: the skirt that match color, coordinated shoes that go with

559
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 2: like the boat that you put in your heads jewelry

560
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 2: like you you don't. I feel like it's very sixties

561
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: seventies when people like cared about like when women would

562
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,120
Speaker 2: like sleeping rollers.

563
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: And like you know what I mean, Like I feel like,

564
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: do you.

565
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 3: I have slept in rollers? But they met My hair's

566
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 3: like naturally curly. They made the rollers they of my

567
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 3: hair look fucking like Medusa, and I woke up it

568
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 3: was like even crazy, you had to party.

569
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 1: With your fingers.

570
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 4: I was like, no, that's probably what I should have done.

571
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 3: But you know, there are like I like sort of

572
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 3: like cultivating a look and looking different and because we're

573
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,199
Speaker 3: all trying to like be you know, noticeable somehow. But

574
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 3: then there are some days it's like I should have

575
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 3: spent more time writing than like putting of it together.

576
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: But this is my thing.

577
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: My thing is like if I look good and I bombed,

578
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 2: at least I still look good. So when I get

579
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: off staately, they could be like, oh you look good

580
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: bombing okay, And I've bombed sometimes and people will come

581
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: up to me and they're like they'll still get my

582
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 2: information because you're like, you know what I see where

583
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: the funny.

584
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: Is gonna come and you look good at hell.

585
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 2: So dude, I'm telling you, like, that's my That was

586
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 2: my mindset too when I started doing comedy. I'd be like,

587
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look good even if they don't think I'm funny,

588
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 2: they gonna be.

589
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: Like, well she was cute and now I'm just lazy.

590
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 2: So like, I dress up for like our shows, but

591
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm not putting the last show one to do a

592
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 2: show in a basement.

593
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 1: They don't deserve it in New Jersey, Like that's not

594
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: what my life is. Yeah.

595
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: I also feel too, like if it's like I'm not

596
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 3: doing as many of them, but like you know the

597
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 3: shows when you're earlier out, like I'm gonna go oh

598
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 3: Jersey City for like no money, and they're like, but

599
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put on the whole.

600
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 4: Costume just to go out. I would do that like

601
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 4: once in a while, I'll do that, but I try.

602
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 2: Well, can we get into these these brow because I'm

603
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 2: going at your bobs right now, I see a process

604
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 2: they are.

605
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 3: This is I should have dressed more like with my

606
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 3: boobs hanging out for the show.

607
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: No, no, no, just send us a photo with your

608
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: boobs at it. We'll post it on the ground.

609
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: I brought a couple. I don't even think that they're

610
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 3: good representations. Like and I was, as I was researching

611
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 3: to get ready for this, I was across a lot

612
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: of things I don't really believe. Like people were saying, oh,

613
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 3: you should keep a bra for eight months. I've had

614
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 3: bras for so long and I have about twenty in

615
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 3: my drawer, Like, I don't have a hard time partying with.

616
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,199
Speaker 1: Brass from college. I feel like I have a bra

617
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 1: from like my senior year, Like I have bras.

618
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have bras that you like put I wear them.

619
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: I wear them until like the wire comes out, and

620
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: then I like push the wire backing. You can take

621
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 2: the wire out and you could just you got like

622
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 2: one little yes, a little Brolette.

623
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. And they were saying, you know, you should buy

624
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 3: a bra with it on the very last or the

625
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: first set of hooks and that you know, a lot

626
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 3: of people think that has to be like the tightest,

627
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 3: but when it gets to the tightest, that's when you

628
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 3: should throw it out and get a new one. But

629
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, bra, why.

630
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: Do they have the th three hooks? I have to

631
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 2: put it on the one that's the farthest away.

632
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 3: Because bras will stretch about like three inches over the

633
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 3: course of their life span, so like the each hook

634
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 3: in represents like you know, it's stretching out, so you

635
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 3: have to like keep it the band fitting.

636
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 2: Listen, they just want you to spend fucking money. That

637
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: is I think that's big bra talking. Yeah, bra talk exactly.

638
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 2: I used to work at Victoria's Secrets when I was

639
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 2: in college, and I would measure people, measure women, and

640
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 2: they would always have the wrong brad size and they

641
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 2: would fight me after the after I show them to tape,

642
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: like this is this is your back?

643
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: Miss? You were thirty eight?

644
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: Yes, But Victoria's Secret lies because every time I go

645
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 2: to Victoria's Secret, They're like, you're a twenty nine G

646
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's not my back or my cup size,

647
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 2: and they're.

648
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: Like, this is Victoria's Scret. We know what we're talking about.

649
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like, uh, I'm not listening to some hood

650
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 2: cheek that works at Victoria's Secret.

651
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: That's touching my book. Okay, but I was a real

652
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: bra specialist. Okay, So how long do you train? How

653
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: much college you have to attend to be a bra specialist?

654
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: Well, the lady who trained me had been in Victoria's

655
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: Secret where they fucking opened the business up, Victoria.

656
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 4: Did they teach you how to so?

657
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 3: I know you're supposed to obviously you measure band, which

658
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: is obvious, but cup, like I never know, like do

659
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 3: you go around here? Do you go around I've seen

660
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 3: people measured around the top.

661
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 2: You're supposed to go around the top tops, because don't

662
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 2: you know where it's the farthest tower.

663
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like this is.

664
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 2: Sometimes that could just be the cup of the bra,

665
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 2: like when you just do it right here, but when

666
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: you're do.

667
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: It on top, you're getting.

668
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: Like, hey, lie, they lie every time. I don't believe you, Sydney.

669
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: I don't believe any of the women who work there.

670
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: They'd be like, yeah, you're actually a twelve night Like no,

671
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: my like cool, thirty two, I'll take that. Some of

672
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 2: them tell me that.

673
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: Of them, yeah, some of them. Yeah.

674
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 2: But there was also some bra specialists who were really

675
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: about their shit because they were trying to sell good bras,

676
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: and they were like, I want more women to care

677
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 2: about their breasts. If you don't want them to hang,

678
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: you got to have a proper bra.

679
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 4: So it is true?

680
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: Is this true?

681
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: Like if you wear if you don't wear a bra,

682
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 2: like your boob's sag earlier, or they just this just

683
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: something they.

684
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 3: Have heard that I have heard, Like definitely, it's not

685
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 3: going to sleep in a bra, but a lot of

686
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: people do.

687
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't sleep. Do you sleep in a bro? Definitely?

688
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: Is it wire? Is it a wire or wireless? Dude,

689
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: I take my bra off.

690
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: I've taken my bro off on the subway before I

691
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: got home because when I get home, I'm not wearing

692
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: a bra.

693
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 3: You know, they say, because you have these lymph nodes

694
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 3: or like lymph glands that are here that are on

695
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 3: this side of your body, if you're always compressing them,

696
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: it's like your body can't I should have really researched

697
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 3: this part more, but I have like read.

698
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: A lot about it over the years.

699
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: Like, uh, like they say, you you know sometimes, but

700
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 3: who has a fucking trampoline? Like if you sometimes jump

701
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 3: on a trampoline? Are doing versions? Like just general moving

702
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 3: around helps to and not wearing a bra all the time,

703
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: like it helps sort of, you know, it's compressed all

704
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 3: the time.

705
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 4: It's I don't know, maybe it's no.

706
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: I believe that's.

707
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 2: True because I mean I used to wear bras even

708
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,239
Speaker 2: when I didn't have breasts, and I felt like it

709
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: was stopping the growth. But I was like, if I

710
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: keep the bra, it's not how bras work. Your bra

711
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 2: was keeping. I was like, yo, the bra holding me

712
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: back probably ought to be a D cup If I

713
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: didn't wear bras, probably.

714
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: The adderall you were taking.

715
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: Have you guys heard too that like if you are

716
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 3: an avid runner, like your boobs will sag more. I

717
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: mean like I'm always trying to be like I.

718
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 4: Need to run.

719
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: Well, you see what you look like? A saga?

720
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 4: They are they're they're pretty good.

721
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 3: Like over the years, they haven't like really ran away

722
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 3: from me too much. All I understand when you said

723
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 3: like people would fight you on the bra side, because

724
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: like for a long time I was thirty four double D.

725
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 3: But then last time I got mentioned, they're like you're

726
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 3: a thirty four D And I'm like, where'd the other

727
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: t go?

728
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: You need to go find that date you need that

729
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: because that's what I have, Like might have a whole

730
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: drawer full of like the double What am I just

731
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 2: tell them?

732
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

733
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: But then is it like like a thirty four C

734
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: is the same thing as a thirty two, Like, isn't

735
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: it like the Yeah, there is, there's a there's the

736
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 2: like the thirty six b is a thirty two seat

737
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 2: or something like that. Yeah.

738
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

739
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 3: The band size is more important, I think than the

740
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: cup size, because the cup size varies based on like brand.

741
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Well, then it'll be the straps.

742
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 2: You you could fuck with the straps, but I always

743
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: notice that people have the straps way too tight. They

744
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: want the boob to like sit right under their chip. Yeah,

745
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 2: well you so people trying to get their bills paid. Okay,

746
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: but listen, you could. There's bras for that, the bombshell,

747
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: Victoria's secret.

748
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: They got the very sexy.

749
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 2: They got all types of bras that'll help you get

750
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: your bills paid. You don't need to get I don't know,

751
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: a century twenty one bra that barely could stand on

752
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: its own, and.

753
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: The like choking it up.

754
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

755
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: I don't like padding on my like too much patting

756
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: on my I don't like that, like the push it

757
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: all the way up. I'm not here for a push up.

758
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 2: I'm not here, however or so naturally, thank you so much.

759
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: I will throw a I have a T shirt wanted

760
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 2: and be like this shirt I used.

761
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: To be really into padded bras. And then I had

762
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: a phase where probably the result of watching Sex in

763
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 3: the City. I don't know if you watched the Carry

764
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: had an episode where she would wear fake nipples just

765
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 3: out and about. Like I had like a summer where

766
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 3: like I was doing that and I was like.

767
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh, you got the nipples.

768
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 3: I was like, I had a couple of sets and

769
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 3: like they're just home in my broad draw somewhere hopefully right.

770
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: They were just like they just they're like hard all.

771
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 3: The time, yeah, and like they make you feel like

772
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 3: kind of hot. But then I was just like, oh,

773
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: but somebody also chase you down the street.

774
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: Maybe if you want to try with that ship.

775
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: That's given dudes mixed signals and they will definitely come

776
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 2: up to you like hey, what's up.

777
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: And you're like I'm good, and they're like, but your nipples.

778
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 4: Say you're dangerous.

779
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: Your nipples say you want to talk to dude.

780
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: He'll come up to you and be like I I'll

781
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: warm you up, and you're like, I'm actually warm, just

782
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 2: saying that you cold. Yeah, so you want a sweater

783
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: or with this dick, My dick got a cardigan on

784
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: right now. So you got these fake nipples and then

785
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: you wore them out and you felt like.

786
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 3: Like I did feel hot, but I have not worn

787
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 3: them in a long time. But I did have that

788
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 3: like the nipple face because it's like I haven't.

789
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 4: I need to worry about other stuff rather than.

790
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: I feel like one of my nipples is always hard.

791
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: I don't know which one it is, but I feel

792
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 2: like one of them is always like a little bit cold.

793
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, Marie.

794
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: I feel like like I know that you have breasts,

795
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: but like you don't flaunt them like that because I

796
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 2: am a prestigious black woman shout out to City Washington.

797
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: I mean, why why do I need to flaunt my boobs?

798
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I paid for mine, so I need to.

799
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: I feel like I put I didn't I put all

800
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: this money into it. And then I'll be wearing turtlenecks

801
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: and I'm.

802
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: Like, what the are you doing? Girls? And people know

803
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: that turtle You're like Steve Jobs.

804
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: I am. I'm obsessed with turtlenecks.

805
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 4: They're cozy. I mean, now it's so fucking cold out,

806
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 4: like you have.

807
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: To please I was supposed to me the other day

808
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: at a show.

809
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: She had like a shirt that had like a neck

810
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 2: piece and then a deep d j lo for Sachi.

811
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: V And I'm like, if you're covering your neck, nobody

812
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: know you a hoe? Okay?

813
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 4: Was it a dark green one?

814
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: No, it was like a sparkly it looks like an

815
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: ice capades.

816
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: It was crazy. So do you remember what age you

817
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: were when you needed to wear a bra? Like start

818
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: wearing a bra?

819
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 4: I was late, like I didn't.

820
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: I was late with everything, like late with my boobs,

821
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: late with period, late with like all the body parts.

822
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 2: You know.

823
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 4: I was a stick, And.

824
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: So probably I remember I hated wearing a training bra

825
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: because I just was like it was like one of

826
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 3: these little braette things and you're just like, I don't know.

827
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: I can wait, I got isn't it? Like my aunt

828
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: bought it, but she was like, you were really gonn

829
00:33:59,640 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: I was.

830
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 3: And then I would like kind of look into the

831
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: mirror and I would like push my non boobs together

832
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: and to imagine like what they would look like when

833
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 3: they arrived, which was probably like college.

834
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 4: Like yeah, brob broa it was like a thirty four

835
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 4: B And probably maybe I don't know, come on, I

836
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 4: got it from like cold middle school, right, I had

837
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 4: to have been like.

838
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I remember that my boobs did

839
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 2: not come to high school with me. Yeah, they didn't

840
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 2: come into like freshman year of college. Everybody titties. Everybody

841
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 2: had titties except me. Everybody literally everybody people's like little sisters.

842
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: I was so angry. I was like, what am I doing?

843
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: You're still so mad?

844
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 2: I was.

845
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: I just couldn't understand. Like when I was in middle.

846
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: School, everybody had boobs, and then I went to high

847
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: school and everybody had real boobs in like it wasn't

848
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 2: middle school titties.

849
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: It was like, oh we do we grown up boobs.

850
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: We wouldn't work with, Like I got my name is

851
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 2: on the light bill boobs, yeah, and then light film

852
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 2: and then I just never came for me. And so

853
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: I had those those thick ass padded ass bras that

854
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 2: like you're putting a whole mattress on your chest, so

855
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 2: you fuck memory foam titties.

856
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But did you use to stuff your bra?

857
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: Did you have stuff your brow? Yes? I never did that.

858
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: What did you stuff your bro with?

859
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 4: Tissues?

860
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 3: And sometimes like a socks like like uh, not one

861
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 3: roll of socks, but like a thicker sock like uh,

862
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 3: and I would just sort of put it there like underneath.

863
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: Underneath, Yeah, boobs.

864
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 4: In high school, I did not nobody was touching me until.

865
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: Sydney. When were you touched?

866
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna speak on it, but we've covered this

867
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: your damn business. Of course, it's on the in the

868
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: bonus episodes. Anyway, I just feel like, you know, titties

869
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: is power?

870
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: Are they?

871
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: Yeah? A power. I felt like all the big titty

872
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 2: chicks was doing it. You know, people were buying them things.

873
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: Is getting them bacon, egg and cheeses in the morning,

874
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 2: dudes bringing them flowers and ship And I was like.

875
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: This is a school. Did you want to do that

876
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: getting sandwiches and flowers? Yeah? This was in high school

877
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: Bodega flowers. Yeah.

878
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 4: I think even now, like women with big tits like

879
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 4: have a lot of power.

880
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: It's now asses asses power now.

881
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you can't be uneven like if you

882
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 3: have both great, but people are still like wow boobs,

883
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 3: Like I don't.

884
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 4: I don't feel like you notice not anymore.

885
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 2: Because people just flash Like after that Girl's Gone Wild

886
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: type thing, it was like, oh, titties, people are just

887
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 2: showing them for free on TV. Like, you don't even

888
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 2: need to watch porn. There's somebody flashing people on the

889
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: bus right now. I feel like the girl's going wild.

890
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: Girls got paid.

891
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: No, they didn't give him a little like no, here's

892
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: one hundred fifty dollars for your time. They wanted to

893
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: be on camera so bad. Wow, I heard that that

894
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: dude was like a millionaire.

895
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: Two the girls because it was a fucking creep and

896
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 2: I think, now, hey and the girls, I think he

897
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: started napster or something like that.

898
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: I might I just made that up. I think you did.

899
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 2: My first brawl was I want to well, because it's

900
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: not about your boobs, it's about your nipples.

901
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 3: I think when you're kid, yeah, because you don't want

902
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 3: them to be like coming through your shirt.

903
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 2: Shirts is like go put on a T shirt undershirt

904
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: and you're like, why put a whyshirt. My mom was

905
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 2: all about an undershirt, but from when I was a

906
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: little kid, she'd be like, it's cold out, put on

907
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: a thick white undershirt and it's like, no, yeah, I

908
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 2: had to wear that under my collar was gonna look weird, Like, no,

909
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 2: you wear a uniform. I had a uniform and I

910
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: know it was terrible. I had a uniform when I

911
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 2: was in like eighth grade. For I had a uniform

912
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 2: for a while, and I had to wear undershirts. And

913
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 2: then eventually I got older and I still didn't cities

914
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: didn't growing and they're.

915
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: Like, you're fine, you don't need to wear anything.

916
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 2: Just like here's a vest. You know what, here's the

917
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 2: boys pants, so you can wear the boy uniform. And

918
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: they gave me the tie to they put the tie

919
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 2: clip on.

920
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: You clean yourself up.

921
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, I just remember they I was just

922
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: thinking about like what you said with the people with

923
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 3: the straps too tightly, say, like the majority of the

924
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: support from your bra comes from the band, not the straps,

925
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 3: not the straps.

926
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a lie.

927
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 5: I think that's like, how do you have a heavy strapless? Yeah,

928
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 5: it's like me, so you need that, you need the

929
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 5: strap to like hold it it up. That's why I

930
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 5: hate strapless.

931
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: I hate it. It's just not it's not really for me.

932
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 3: I've never owned a strapless bra one, but it was bad.

933
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,439
Speaker 3: I hated it just to wear like under a dress

934
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 3: or something I.

935
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: Don't have like the fake like glue or whatever that

936
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 2: doesn't hold any like, it just it just drops.

937
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 1: It drops. So what are some of the different types

938
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: of bras that you could wear? Right?

939
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 4: Like, there is like a Demi cup, which is like

940
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 4: scooches in like sort of lower. Yeah, and it's like.

941
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: It's happy titty and it's terrible because people's boobs are

942
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: always coming out.

943
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, run it's over.

944
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you like reach up to get something and then

945
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 3: your nipple pops out. That's a Demi cup. And then

946
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 3: there's like the full coverage. God, what the whole one

947
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 3: am I wearing? I wore like the least cute thing.

948
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 1: This is like a sure let me see.

949
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 4: This is like a regular flash.

950
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just waters no wine I'm wearing.

951
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: Sorry about It's like a blue laces like a it's

952
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 2: very padded, you know.

953
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: I don't take that, probs. It looks pretty like full coverage.

954
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: You are a heavy girl. I feel like you're the

955
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: girl's gone wild show.

956
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 4: Now you're not going to pay you for the give

957
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 4: me fifty dollars I owe the irs.

958
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 3: I did owe the irs some money too, but it

959
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 3: was like one hundred and forty six dollars, No, seven

960
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 3: hundred and forty six dollars.

961
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

962
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 3: And I don't know why. And I would be like, well,

963
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 3: where is this coming from? And they'd be like, you

964
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 3: have another account? Like I don't have another account, Like

965
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 3: I am not like.

966
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: Really this close to being like somebody else is using

967
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 2: busself security number because I don't know who made yo.

968
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: Marie, you stay like shut it down, shut it down

969
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: my kids and I can't afford to pay you.

970
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: My family, My family is waiting for our dominoes and

971
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 2: we can't okay this.

972
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: So like there's a DEMI, there's a football coverage.

973
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 3: There's like a bralette, which is like very good. I

974
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 3: think if your boobs stay up on their own or

975
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 3: you have you're smaller because it's like you can go

976
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 3: kind of see through.

977
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 4: You don't need the support. You can kind of sleep

978
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 4: in it.

979
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: But if let's say you're like a D cup, can

980
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: you wear a bralett? Still?

981
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 4: They do, and I've worn them, I justdn't ultimately.

982
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: Go, it's no support. It's flimsy. I feel like a brolett.

983
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 2: They don't even they come in the small, medium, large,

984
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 2: if that's it.

985
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: They don't give you real bra sizes.

986
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 2: You shouldn't wear it's it's it's no support, and it's

987
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: literally You're like putting a little piece of paper on

988
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 2: top of your chest and that's it. Yes, yes, it's

989
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: just to keep the people from looking at your hard nips.

990
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: But you still can you still see your nipple. I

991
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: don't like bras, dude, I don't wearing them.

992
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 4: I like sports bras, Like I love when like I

993
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 4: went snowboarding this weekend.

994
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I can just snowboard on your

995
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: Instagram asking her butts supposed to be? Yeah.

996
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 3: I had some outtakes of like when I was bad,

997
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 3: because it takes me like a couple of runs and

998
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 3: then I'm like, oh, yeah, it all comes back and

999
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 3: then I'm good.

1000
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: But I go so rarely that you were in like

1001
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: Vermont or something.

1002
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 3: No, God, I mean that's like really far away, just

1003
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 3: like upstate New York. And then yesterday went to.

1004
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: What the hell is it called?

1005
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: It was just there. It was in not I want

1006
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: to say, Bear Mountains. Bear Mountain. They have jackets called

1007
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 1: Bear Mountains.

1008
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 4: You went to the North Pole snowboard believe I was

1009
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 4: just there and I forgot that.

1010
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: But I feel like you should obviously didn't pay because you.

1011
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 4: Not the left ticket. Yeah.

1012
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's talk about more bronze. So have you

1013
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: ever been on a date with somebody you liked and

1014
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 2: they could not get your bra off?

1015
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: What's that move? What is that situation?

1016
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 4: Absolutely? Like all the like, all the time, I don't

1017
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 4: know how to take this is a class.

1018
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: I should teach it, like after like car repair.

1019
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 3: But if a guy is too good at taking your

1020
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 3: bro like the times that's happened to me, I was like, oh.

1021
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: Why kid, then figure out how to take all the

1022
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: bra Like what is the struggle in that?

1023
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: I mean when I struggle, I need to do it

1024
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 2: with one hand, like you could use both hands.

1025
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true, Sydney.

1026
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: Are lesbians good or bad at taking off bras? Like

1027
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: when you make it out. By the time I'm there

1028
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: with the.

1029
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: Bros browsing the camp, I'm setting it up so I'm like,

1030
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 2: we won't be needing this in your purse.

1031
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I would like. I would like for like

1032
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 3: my boyfriend doesn't take my bra or like my clothes up.

1033
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: I would like that you do all that by yourself. Yeah,

1034
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 3: pretty much.

1035
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: He don't undress you.

1036
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 4: You have a hard time telling, like saying asking.

1037
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: I know, bro, you gotta take my bra off?

1038
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I work all day.

1039
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: He's like he's like just slotted over your hands. He

1040
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: makes you step out of it, like like a fireman

1041
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: in their boots, Like you're just like what he's like,

1042
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: put your arms up and he pulls it up over here.

1043
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 3: Bras most that's annoying when they can't take it off

1044
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 3: because you're just like like, I just remember when I

1045
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 3: was like in my whole days. You know, it really

1046
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: is sort of like it can be as awkward as

1047
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 3: like waiting for him to put the condom and you're

1048
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 3: just like, all right, when are you.

1049
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 2: Gonna take I used to keep it on because I

1050
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 2: used to wear the chicken cutlets. So I had a

1051
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 2: chicken cutlets in and I'm like, okay.

1052
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: Do they call them chicken cutlets? I call them chicken

1053
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: cutlets because that they look like they look like chicken cutlets.

1054
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 4: And they weren't like part of your bra. They were

1055
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 4: like in there, oh.

1056
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, these were the separates. This were the

1057
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 2: ones that cost eighty dollars. So I paid for a

1058
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 2: bra and then get chicken cutlets on top of that.

1059
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: So I'm spinning.

1060
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: I'm cashing cash me outside Victoria's Secret, like damn. So

1061
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 2: you get your bra sized for the cutlets then right,

1062
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: because if he's not your regular bride with the thing

1063
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: shoved in them, well, it gives you like one cup

1064
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: one cup and a half, so you can technically, I

1065
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 2: didn't have enough titty for the broad and I was

1066
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: getting anyway.

1067
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: So you went from like a thirty two eight to

1068
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: thirty two big pretty much like that.

1069
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 2: And then I would keep the cutlets in and it

1070
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: was sweat and it was stink, and like there were

1071
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: sometimes that I would be able to take that. They

1072
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 2: would stink stink because you know, I'll be at the

1073
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 2: club dancing and then you're supposed to like wash you

1074
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 2: got hit it with a baby wipe, and you didn't

1075
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 2: do that because you were Sometimes I'll be tired, you know.

1076
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: Now you would.

1077
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 3: Off and you like grab it in such a way

1078
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 3: that you grab them both and then you just like

1079
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 3: throw throw them away.

1080
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 4: That's risky.

1081
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's pretty rough. I mean, like when you're

1082
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: hooking up with somebody you like had to take them out. Yeah,

1083
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 2: because there was a couple of times they actually touched

1084
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 2: them and.

1085
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: They they're like, what the hell is this.

1086
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's my chicken cutlet and like, what the

1087
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: fuck is the chicken cutlet? And then I would be like, well,

1088
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: these are my real blue and they're like and then

1089
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 2: you read for his dick and he's like, You're like,

1090
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 2: who is that?

1091
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: And he's like, that's my chicken cut That's like, this

1092
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: is my real dick. And it looks like.

1093
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 4: The guys are just mad that they can't do that,

1094
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 4: that they can't like, I don't know, there's.

1095
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: Nothing to make your dick look bigger. Maybe some of

1096
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: those penis pumps that blow air on your pen I

1097
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: don't know.

1098
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 4: This is horrible dick weather right now. This is just shrinking.

1099
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: And the guys who have the gray sweats on, I'm like,

1100
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 2: you very bold heather gray sweat, okay.

1101
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: And it's not a thick It's not a thick gray

1102
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: sweatpant either. It's very seen like a model's sweat or

1103
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: a very victorious Secrets pink collection.

1104
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 3: A pajama sweatpant. How do you guys wash your bras?

1105
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 3: Apparently the right way is like hand wash, hand like

1106
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 3: tan dry.

1107
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: Like I'm in the wash, but I'll dry them, uh,

1108
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: like I'll hang them to drive.

1109
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 3: Do you put them in a laundry bag? Like a

1110
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 3: little bag. Yeah, that is that does help.

1111
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: What is the purpose of the lingerie bag?

1112
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 3: It keeps the like like machine washer from like ripping

1113
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 3: apart yours.

1114
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: You got all your jeans and stuff? Oh so you

1115
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: got one of those?

1116
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Adrian had one and I don't even know

1117
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 2: why because she don't even wear bras, but yeah, she

1118
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: got it.

1119
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: Fur panties and everything.

1120
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 4: I have extra ones. I should have brought them.

1121
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: You should handed them out.

1122
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 2: We gotta raffle them off to this or your very

1123
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: own silk laundry lingerie bag. Chrissy, are you into the lingerie?

1124
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: Do you wear top matching tops and bottoms? What's your

1125
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 2: what's your little steeves?

1126
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 4: Love them?

1127
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: Like?

1128
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 3: I love lingerie, and I just wish like I just

1129
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 3: don't feel like it's I'm in like practical, like go

1130
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 3: to your job and then go do comedy like I don't.

1131
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 4: My boyfriend doesn't care about lingerie, so I don't.

1132
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 3: It's like kind of disappointing because then I don't really

1133
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 3: then I kind of get out of it, and so like,

1134
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: you know, it's something I love, but I don't make

1135
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 3: a lot of time for.

1136
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: But I what does that mean? You don't make a

1137
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: lot of time for you. Just put stuff and and

1138
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: then get dressed, right, I guess.

1139
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 3: So I guess I could go back to just like

1140
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 3: wearing it for myself. I think like sometimes I'd put

1141
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 3: it on and then I feel sad because I'd be like,

1142
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 3: no one's going to see this for you.

1143
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, y know, when I put my pick my

1144
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 2: panties in the morning, I'd be like, it don't matter, right,

1145
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: let me put the ones on that go all the.

1146
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: Way up to my back.

1147
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 4: Monday, I have so much limp balls on it.

1148
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: So it's lit it up. It's litty, it's lily, it's

1149
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: so litty.

1150
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I think women should get out of the

1151
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: habit of thinking like lingerie's for your significant other. You

1152
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 2: should just do you, you know, feel sexy. You know,

1153
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: put along little guarter belt because you can, you know,

1154
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: and you have guard belts on underneath. But I have, like,

1155
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 2: I got some tights on it. That's because your jeans

1156
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 2: have holes in them. That's because I run out of panties. Cute,

1157
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 2: but you're wearing tights and panties, pantyhose. They got the

1158
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 2: little crotch part. Where's claz I never even thought to

1159
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: do that. Your it's got the little it's got the

1160
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: crutch bus to catch up the secretions.

1161
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: It's long underwear, it's well yuck. So are you somebody

1162
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: who feels like do you like wear lingerie like under late?

1163
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: Like? I mean, I don't even know if you own sweatpants,

1164
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 2: but would you like if you were like dressed down,

1165
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: would you throw some lingerie on?

1166
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1167
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 5: I do.

1168
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 3: I do sometimes, like and you really do kind of

1169
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 3: like stand up straighter all day. You're like, oh, I'm

1170
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 3: wearing something hot under this. You know I'm straight because

1171
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 3: the song is in your ass. That's why you're like yeah,

1172
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 3: because you're like you were slips?

1173
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: Do you were slip?

1174
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 4: I love slips. I need to get something more. I

1175
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 4: need to get some more slip.

1176
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: It's like a second little.

1177
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 4: It's like a tank top.

1178
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 3: Satin thing that comes to about here, and then you

1179
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 3: fall asleep and you wake up and it's like up

1180
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 3: to your arm pends and you're like.

1181
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: A sleeping I thought it was to go under your clothes.

1182
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: Could you both like a mom would wear it on

1183
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 1: it like a suit of both.

1184
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna get more slips. This would

1185
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: be the year of more slips.

1186
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it, chrissy. You don't need to do it

1187
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: for your man, and just do it for you. And

1188
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: they posted on Instagram.

1189
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: For us, So can you can you give us some

1190
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: like bra facts or some like the way like the

1191
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: right way to wear underwear?

1192
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: Like what are women normally getting wrong? Uh? Normally?

1193
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what Sydney said, the straps are too tight

1194
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: and a lot of the wrong size go on because

1195
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: you just get like attached emotionally to a size. Bro,

1196
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 3: you will to buy a ton like you have a

1197
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 3: ton of bras in that size, Like damn it, Like

1198
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 3: there is a.

1199
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: You're like this is this my size? Even if oprah

1200
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: sit is not.

1201
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there's the fact that, like your bra size

1202
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 3: will change like seven times over the course of your

1203
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: whole life, which is a lot.

1204
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 2: Which is does that include like if I don't have

1205
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: any kids, because I feel like after you have kids,

1206
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 2: like your boobs.

1207
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 4: That's true seven times. Maybe it's more if you have kids.

1208
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: I mean mine's changed because you know, I got my

1209
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: boobs done twice and then like your period, your boobs

1210
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,479
Speaker 2: get a little bit bigger and you lose weight.

1211
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: Now, you know, if you get a new job.

1212
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 3: They probably are counting people who like losing gain weight

1213
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 3: a lot.

1214
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: I've been the same size since high school, so that's good. Boobs,

1215
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: my body, that's awesome. Thank you so much.

1216
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 3: I watch your workout things. I'm like, oh yeah, well,

1217
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: like if you meet her sister and her sister, Yeah.

1218
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: City's always mad at me because my body is like

1219
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 2: without flowing. I don't know, my god, who fucking cares?

1220
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: I don't.

1221
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: Like my body looks good to you. Okay, it's okay,

1222
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: you know, within without the enhancements.

1223
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, if if I worked out more, if you worked

1224
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 2: out period, you're gonna just stop the sentence after out.

1225
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm doing this so that you can win.

1226
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm winning. Am I winning right now? Because let

1227
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: me let me go get my I R S letter

1228
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: Because honestly, like I can't even think about, Oh my god,

1229
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: I'm so oberwhelmed for you.

1230
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: So I just I want to ask you.

1231
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 2: More questions about like bras and stuff, like what is

1232
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 2: the best type of bra for somebody who doesn't have

1233
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 2: any boobs?

1234
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 3: Oh, probably a bra let, something that is like softer,

1235
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 3: because a lot of women wear like these contour cups.

1236
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: And then they're gappy at the top here because most

1237
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 3: like natural boobs, like they kind of like they sink

1238
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 3: down and they're like fuller at the bottom rain drop.

1239
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1240
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 3: So then it's like you have this gapping like always,

1241
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 3: like right, so you should just not wear a shirt

1242
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 3: to this.

1243
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 4: We should have.

1244
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: And then somebody who has like a like who's like

1245
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: a bee or a c what kind of bra should

1246
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: they wear? You can wear anything.

1247
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, cup is the best cup because they have every bra,

1248
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: literally every type of bra you can get. You can

1249
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: wear it and it's cute, like you can wear you

1250
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: can do strapless, you could do a halter, you can

1251
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 2: be without a bra, and your boobs just sit like

1252
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 2: a little cup like to sit.

1253
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1254
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 3: Like if I sometimes don't wear a bra, like it

1255
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 3: just looks like they're trying to crawl away, you know,

1256
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: like I'm from under the shirt.

1257
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 2: I was at my friend's aunt's house the other day

1258
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 2: and her boobs were legit in her lap.

1259
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I was like, it looked like scary.

1260
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: She looked like she had like it.

1261
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 2: Was it's so scary to like see the boob drop,

1262
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 2: like the big boob drops so far.

1263
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 4: I'm scared of that.

1264
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 3: I never want them to be like also, it looks

1265
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 3: bad if they're resting like on some other part of

1266
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 3: your body.

1267
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: You know, it should just be.

1268
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 2: Well, this is how I knew that, Like I had boobs. Well,

1269
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 2: you put a pencil, need to put up pencils. We

1270
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 2: did that under Yeah, we did it in school. And

1271
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 2: if the pencil stays up, you need a brow. Yeah.

1272
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: Wow. Then I was the only one that pencil dropped.

1273
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, I read about that in the

1274
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 1: Babysitters Club.

1275
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 2: You didn't read that book, those bools, And it was

1276
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 2: like the sister Claudia's sister was like, put a pencil

1277
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 2: onto your boob, and if your boob holds it, you

1278
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: need to wear a bra. Wow, that's what we're learning

1279
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 2: today from the Babysitters. I mean I knew about it,

1280
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 2: and it was it was like, this is so embarrassing.

1281
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 2: If it drops, it drops.

1282
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 3: Its shirt, you know too, Like little things make a difference,

1283
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 3: like for me, like I like bras that have like

1284
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 3: a small I don't know what this part of the bras.

1285
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 3: It's the part that's in between that holds the cups together. Yeah,

1286
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 3: I like for that, my boobs always look better when

1287
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 3: this part is really small. But I know when it's bigger,

1288
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 3: when it's like longer in the middle, then my boobs

1289
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 3: kind of get covered up and they like are sad

1290
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: and they kind of go away.

1291
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 2: Man, I hate that's that sinking gap. I hate a

1292
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 2: gappy ass, A gammy brist yeah, which is me. And

1293
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 2: you know it's really hard. Well that's what they look like, dude,

1294
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 2: They don't. They're not smushed together unless you bring them together.

1295
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 2: Your boobs are not touching each other when you're not

1296
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 2: wearing a bra.

1297
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: I don't know who have.

1298
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 2: Like our friend Jennifer, her breasts are perfect she and

1299
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 2: they're real, yes, yes.

1300
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: Yes, but when she wears a bra, that's what brings

1301
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: them together. Nora, I'll show you. You need picture.

1302
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 2: Also send her, uh, send her a release form so

1303
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 2: we could post her boobs on that.

1304
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 3: Boobs are so different because like mine, a lot are

1305
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 3: over here, like I have a lot of boobs on

1306
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 3: the side, where some people are more like front loaded

1307
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 3: and they're just like coming at you.

1308
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: Where all are your boobs the same size.

1309
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 3: As one another? One is definitely bigger. I think the

1310
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 3: right one is a little bigger.

1311
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 1: My right one is smaller. Yeah, but like a little

1312
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: bit or like noticeably like a clup size. No, just

1313
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: a little bit.

1314
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: Only I only I'm the only person who noticed this,

1315
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 3: because you know, you're always just looking down at them

1316
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 3: and you're like, hey.

1317
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't notice until I have something on it and

1318
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why is this one? Then then you

1319
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: got to fix the strat. A girl in high school.

1320
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: She only had one ditty. Oh no, like of cancer.

1321
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 2: No, she only had one boob. But she was bagging

1322
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: all the dudes all d Was it a juicy one boob?

1323
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 2: One juicy boob?

1324
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 4: Is it in the middle?

1325
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: Was it in the middle?

1326
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm real, you can't see so, but this is

1327
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 2: her she I want that one boob confidence. She's wearing

1328
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 2: a top, dude, oh wow, without the bikini. Her boobs

1329
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 2: look like she's wearing. She's probably her watching her get dressed.

1330
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she you know, she go go dance. So

1331
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: I've seen her titty so many times. I don't know

1332
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: what that means.

1333
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 3: I think they're probably more in the front. She would

1334
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 3: wear pasties because when you're when you lay down, your boobs,

1335
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 3: like my boobs like disappear when I lay down. That's

1336
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 3: because the back here, Oh.

1337
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: Girl, let me tell you these implants they go on

1338
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: my back like quasi motive.

1339
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 2: They like two humps, two lady humps, two humps. That's hilarious.

1340
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 2: But there's that's gravity right like they just I mean,

1341
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 2: I don't know about this.

1342
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 4: Disappear completely, but they they lay down.

1343
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: You said you lay down, they lay down them tired too.

1344
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: And then what's the best bra for people with like

1345
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: really big boobs?

1346
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, y had anything with like more full coverage?

1347
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 3: Probably you don't want to, No, that sounds it's terrible.

1348
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 3: Alwa's just and you know, there's no hard and fast rule.

1349
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: You just have to really go and shop a lot.

1350
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 3: You have to try on a lot of bras and

1351
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 3: just keep going till one like makes you happy. Like

1352
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 3: I don't, I wouldn't say, oh, this is definitely my recommendation,

1353
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 3: Like go, you know, the Lingerie apartment in Bloomingdale's.

1354
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: Is really good.

1355
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 3: You don't have to buy those bras because they are

1356
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 3: like some of them are pretty expensive, but it's they

1357
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 3: have a lot of brands and you can like, oh,

1358
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 3: this is what a notory looks like, this is what

1359
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 3: al McPherson bra looks like on me, this is like

1360
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 3: you know, Jornelle has like a lot of different brands too.

1361
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 1: How much people? How much? Like what's a reasonable price

1362
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: for a bro? For a bra?

1363
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 3: I if it's a great bra, like I don't want

1364
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 3: to spend more sixty dollars.

1365
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 4: I think it's too much.

1366
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 2: Like if I can get if I can get a

1367
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 2: nice one, like I'd say, last time I spent I

1368
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever spent more than nine ninety nine

1369
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: on a bra has been like two dollars a year.

1370
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 3: I would say, like thirty somethings I get from Yeah,

1371
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: if you even get a nice.

1372
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: Bron sale, like, that's when I buy bras. Is when

1373
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 1: everything is on sale.

1374
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 2: If you want twenty one is a spot. Yo, they

1375
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 2: got bras and they got clearance.

1376
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: I got a dug though I don't have time.

1377
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 2: What's the what's your most expensive brow or your fanciest bro?

1378
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 2: You got some some lapearla for us or not?

1379
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: Did you bring any bras?

1380
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 3: I did, but I brought like, yeah, well one of

1381
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 3: them is nice and the others are basic. I don't

1382
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 3: know what Like I was going to teach a like

1383
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 3: I'm an adjunct professor.

1384
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: I mean, your backpack is very heavy, so he gotta

1385
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: be ninety eight bras.

1386
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 2: A lot?

1387
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: Do you have? Not a lot?

1388
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 4: Like as I've gotten older, like you have less and less.

1389
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: Well, no, the older you get, the less you want.

1390
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's this I think is victory.

1391
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: Just describe it for you guys. It's very sheer, it's

1392
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: black and pink. This is really nice.

1393
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 2: That is like, it's three boos. This is girl, this

1394
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 2: is get your red paid. That's agent provocatory, which is

1395
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 2: my favorite. How much is this it was they bought

1396
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 2: it on sale. It was probably dollars. It was like

1397
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 2: forty something or fifty something originally.

1398
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: Maybe two hundred, like a lot. You got the panties

1399
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: that go with this.

1400
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 3: Oh God, that would have been a great idea, but

1401
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 3: now UK thirty four. God is at a random like

1402
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: lingery store, A dimmy cup. I'm Christopher Street.

1403
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: No, looks pretty full.

1404
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 4: This one's kind of stretching out.

1405
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: You got rhinestones on it.

1406
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 3: Because it's like the example of like, well, this is

1407
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 3: big in the middle, whereas this one is small in

1408
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 3: the middle.

1409
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: My brother mid.

1410
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 4: This is like Monday, I have to go to work.

1411
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: Looks like a nursing bro.

1412
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 4: Nobody's getting their dig sucked.

1413
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: Wow, that's like, I'm going to go do the laundry, bro,

1414
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: nobody's getting their diet. You wear brought it to laundry.

1415
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: I don't wear nothing to laundry. I'd be in my

1416
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: elevator looking real crazy.

1417
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 3: Sister gave it to me a couple of years ago.

1418
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 3: I swear to God when she gave this to me,

1419
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is stob hohen bra.

1420
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: This is remove the whole clothes. That bra is huge?

1421
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: Is that, Jacob?

1422
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 3: I think this is a either deer double that looks

1423
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 3: like that looks like a g when people think of

1424
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 3: their mom or their grandmother elemental.

1425
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: That looks like the brafferends aunt needed thirty four double day.

1426
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: It's huge mess. That's more than that bride disrespectful. That

1427
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: bride's rude.

1428
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 4: So big you can't wear that is wear this?

1429
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: You can put that and I don't like myself and

1430
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: I wear it. I'm like, you can put that on

1431
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: your knees. They could be like knee pads. Oh yeah,

1432
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: it's actually too big to be a knee pad.

1433
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 2: This is one get touched in this so how do

1434
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: you feel about like brush STAPs showing like is that

1435
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 2: something that you feel like is a thing that should happen?

1436
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,439
Speaker 1: Or do you does it not matter?

1437
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 3: I mean not for a job interview, but like why not.

1438
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 3: It's like everybody wears a bra. It's like no, you know,

1439
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 3: I don't.

1440
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I mean, if you strap is dirty as.

1441
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 2: Dirty they like they have these dingy ass straps and

1442
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 2: distract look.

1443
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: Like help me, help me please?

1444
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, no dingy bra brash straps obviously, but like some

1445
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 2: braws are made to be seen, like you know, you

1446
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 2: gotta wear like a like a back lit like I should.

1447
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: Wear more, should wear it is more. You should honestly

1448
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: just take that off and put this on this.

1449
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 2: One because this one holds up better because it's the

1450
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 2: one is like provector product a tour and the Victory's

1451
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 2: Secret one, the big Grandma one. They don't even look

1452
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 2: like they're the same size. Oh yeah, one is super

1453
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 2: padded an the other one.

1454
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: It's like, really, they.

1455
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 4: Don't even talk to each other. They're like no, you know,

1456
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 4: like they're not friends, Like you can't.

1457
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: Stay with us you keep both of these bras in

1458
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: the same draw.

1459
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: I love this store, like anytime there's a big sale,

1460
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 3: I just will go and I feel like so pretty

1461
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 3: and like European and slutty.

1462
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: Well, let's go.

1463
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 2: Let's go to AGM Provocateur and try on bras and

1464
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 2: be like what, we're not paying, You're just gonna try

1465
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 2: it on.

1466
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: You probably have to.

1467
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 2: Sign a waiver or let her release before you. They're like,

1468
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: you probably have to. They're like, you gotta wash your hands.

1469
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,479
Speaker 2: You're greasy ass four people hands.

1470
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like Google.

1471
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 3: I feel like anytime I walk in and they're like hmm,

1472
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,439
Speaker 3: and I just sort of like hold my head really

1473
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 3: high and I'm like, oh, I just want to what

1474
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 3: it is.

1475
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: You got to get dressed up when you go in

1476
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 2: these places, because rich people don't always be dressed christ

1477
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 2: people sometimes look like they have the least amount of money.

1478
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: You have one like an ugly shoe and like these

1479
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: are Alexander Wang.

1480
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, like an ugly LowFER why.

1481
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: Or you could have like a bummy ass outfit on.

1482
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: But your bag like her man. Yes, you know, French

1483
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: people don't say to.

1484
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 4: Age whatever, I need to get a nice bag.

1485
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: I am not at that.

1486
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 2: Throw this bra on and get your man to get

1487
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 2: you a nice bag. You shouldn't be buying things anymore. Honestly,

1488
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 2: this bra is outstanding like this for me. Okay, Sydney

1489
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 2: was gonna take your brats and you know she's out

1490
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 2: of underwear because she's wearing pantyhoses pants kind of because

1491
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 2: does it matter as rainbow, A Rainbow doesn't care about anything, Yeah,

1492
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 2: anything that's in my budget, which is like, oh five dollars.

1493
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm I have fake boobs. So I'm

1494
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 2: like they speak for themselves. You know, I don't have

1495
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 2: to do too much. What are your fixed booths saying

1496
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 2: right now?

1497
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: Sid? What are they saying? I'm an independent woman? Are

1498
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: is that?

1499
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 2: What they're saying is that.

1500
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 4: I can't hear them under the turtlenet.

1501
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 1: The cable knit is too thick. It's so thick right now.

1502
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: I mean you look, it's like I read books from

1503
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,439
Speaker 1: the Opraah, the Oprah Book Club.

1504
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 2: Now you don't read this we already now, Chrissie, Where

1505
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 2: can people Where should people be looking for a bride?

1506
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 2: They can't afford to go to like a Bloomingdale's and

1507
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 2: they don't want to go to a rain bowcus.

1508
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not themselves?

1509
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 3: And I have bought like one bra in the last

1510
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 3: like year, I mean not twenty eighteen. But like all

1511
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 3: these bras are are just I've had them for like

1512
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 3: years and years. I just have a lot and clean

1513
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 3: because a while, Yeah, it's fine, took those.

1514
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 2: Are subway hands. She took the train and she's those

1515
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 2: subway pull hands.

1516
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 3: I would say, well, Victoria's secret has like the the

1517
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 3: annual semi annual sales twice a year.

1518
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about that because I worked there. Okay,

1519
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 2: so people return those bras, those returned the semi annual

1520
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 2: sales bras that because you can return bras there you

1521
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 2: got your but you.

1522
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 4: Can wash them with the like they cut the tags

1523
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 4: out and then they returned.

1524
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: They returned it. So and some of them are just

1525
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: like bras that they couldn't push, couldn't sell.

1526
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 2: Well, yeah that's what you that's what a sale is.

1527
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 2: The stuff that nobody bought at a discount of price.

1528
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: But some of them are returned bras. Like like if

1529
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 2: you come in and you're like, this bra doesn't fit,

1530
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 2: but you've had it for like I don't know, two

1531
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 2: three weeks.

1532
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you're gonna have.

1533
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 2: The bras for two three weeks. I remember there was

1534
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 2: a policy for Victoria's Secret. As long as you have

1535
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 2: the bra, you can turn it in, even if.

1536
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: You don't have a receipt.

1537
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 2: Yep.

1538
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 3: I said that one with a coach. I had a

1539
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 3: coach bag that like an old boyfriend got for me.

1540
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 3: It was fraying at the side. It was like looking

1541
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 3: like it was about to do its last cough. And

1542
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 3: I brought into the coach store and they're like, oh that, Oh,

1543
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 3: there's something with that model.

1544
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 4: It's fraying. And then they gave me a brand new one.

1545
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, that's what a Victoria's Secret.

1546
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: And wait, it was how long did you have this

1547
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: bra that was like distressed? Bro?

1548
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 4: It was it was a bag.

1549
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 1: It was a bag. Oh it's different.

1550
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1551
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 2: But people would come in and this was like this

1552
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 2: was when I was in college and people would come

1553
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 2: in with they bra and I'm like, yeah, it doesn't fit.

1554
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 2: And I'm like I would look at the tag, the

1555
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 2: inside tag, and I'm like yeah, because this was made

1556
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 2: like eight years ago.

1557
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: That's why I don't fit.

1558
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 2: You.

1559
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: You try a Secrets and I'll bring you see what

1560
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: they're trying to.

1561
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,919
Speaker 2: Bring in bras and you're like, no, sis that was made,

1562
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 2: so you won't take them, or you will take them?

1563
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: No, I would, I would listen. I was trying to

1564
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: do my job at the registrant. I was like, we

1565
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: can't take that.

1566
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,439
Speaker 4: You can see when it was I think this was. Yeah,

1567
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 4: like you can see if I have a.

1568
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: Bra from like let's just say four years ago, I

1569
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: got a Victoria Secret that I don't like anymore. Can

1570
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: I bring that back?

1571
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because they the tags changed, like

1572
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 2: they can tell what brand like what all.

1573
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: Right, well do a quick field trip to see what

1574
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: it looks like.

1575
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like good bras, I mean yeah, I mean

1576
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 3: sales just like looking for sales, like sometimes it's like

1577
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 3: a journal.

1578
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 4: I'm I mean saying.

1579
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: They'll have sales.

1580
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 3: They'll have like oh, like a fourteen or fifteen dollars

1581
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 3: bra like really like just I am shopping, you know.

1582
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: It's going down. Where are some other places where we

1583
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 1: can get bras?

1584
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 3: Just any department store, like we'll have a lingerie department.

1585
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 3: But I like Bloomingdales just because you can see what

1586
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 3: brands you like. They have a lot of different brands,

1587
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 3: like oh, that's where I discovered like oh, not Tory

1588
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 3: bras look nice. I mean, then I can order online

1589
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 3: for cheaper, but I go there to see what looks good,

1590
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 3: and then I searched the web and they have agent

1591
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 3: provocate who bras there too. They have a lot of fancy.

1592
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 2: Bloomdals take coupons because I know this is all about

1593
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 2: a quick sale's blooms should do? Should you have a

1594
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 2: blue and Dale's car? I don't, Oh, you know, I don't.

1595
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 2: How many bras do you think you have?

1596
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 3: Maybe like at least twenty, maybe like maybe third. They're

1597
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 3: all in my one drawer. I used to have a

1598
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 3: drawer with it on both sides, but now I have

1599
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 3: probably between god, I didn't count.

1600
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 4: Maybe thirty.

1601
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:12,959
Speaker 1: Do you have your vibrator and that bra.

1602
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 4: And I know the different drawer that's the next door

1603
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 4: that used to be my drawer.

1604
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: I used to be bras and the vibrator and batteries

1605
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: and batteries.

1606
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the alkaline is leading into the into the mine

1607
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 2: is a plug in?

1608
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 4: You got a vibranty touch.

1609
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: Name city kind of vibrator? Do you have the same thing?

1610
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 3: Do you find that you like get burnout? Sometimes used

1611
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 3: to go on a little break and then you have to, well,

1612
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 3: how often are you using this vibrator? Not as often

1613
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 3: as I want, but give us a number twice a week.

1614
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 3: Oh and you're getting burned out of that?

1615
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 5: What?

1616
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: What?

1617
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 4: What is more than that?

1618
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: I just like, like, but she also has a man,

1619
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: so like, do you really and you live with him?

1620
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 3: When I use it every day, then I go every day,

1621
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 3: and then it's harder to get there with just regular sex.

1622
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 1: You wake up.

1623
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 2: You know they make the Magic one wireless. Yeah, make

1624
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 2: it smaller too, because it is it's a it's it's bigger.

1625
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 2: It's like a laptop.

1626
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 3: It's a metbook Pro and it's like a car engine.

1627
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 3: It's like a big it's all handle.

1628
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 2: It's like you know when you mix like a cake

1629
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 2: mix whatever that thing. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a mixer.

1630
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 4: But it's so good.

1631
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you for taking us all the

1632
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 1: way here. Yeah, every day, Chrissy.

1633
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 4: No, Now, every day is like if I'm bored and

1634
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 4: no job and no projects.

1635
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 2: Like how you, I'm booked and busy. I'm booked broken, busy, Sidney.

1636
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 2: I recall you being laid off in June. How you

1637
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 2: do I'll say, your girlfriend's been going for two weeks

1638
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 2: how are you? Oh, you know what, I have plugged

1639
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 2: it in just in case. I was like, you know what,

1640
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 2: maybe i'll, you know, have a good night. And I

1641
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 2: always go to sleep before I'm supposed to, you know,

1642
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 2: do what I'm supposed to do. And then my window

1643
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 2: is like it's weird because my neighbors can see right

1644
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 2: into my bed. Oh wow, so it feels weird. Like

1645
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 2: when you close the shade during the day, it's like, man,

1646
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 2: how bad is it?

1647
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 4: Do you close the shade?

1648
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you?

1649
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 4: I don't have shades because I shave blind.

1650
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 2: I don't have Your view is fucking there's a fire escape.

1651
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,560
Speaker 2: There's a dog that be watching me. Do it?

1652
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 1: Sidney? Do you masturbate in front of your cats?

1653
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 4: I'm master beating in front of stuffed animals, Like, not

1654
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 4: on purpose.

1655
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 1: Not the same thing.

1656
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 2: Sidney has casts that are like real disrespectful. They'll jump

1657
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 2: on the bed and be like, wrown. This has been

1658
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 2: a great episode. They don't know even have you ever

1659
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,400
Speaker 2: seen a cat? Look at the reflection in the mirror.

1660
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 2: They're like, what's that?

1661
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 1: They're dumb. They're like, is that me? Cats don't know

1662
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 1: what TV?

1663
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 2: It's another cat? They like my cats will fight the

1664
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 2: walls because it's like they don't know.

1665
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say this, but you got some

1666
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: dumb ass cats.

1667
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 3: Anyway, So you ever put a pickle next to them

1668
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 3: and see if they like jump away or like a

1669
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,760
Speaker 3: cucumber because they think cucumbers are snakes and they have

1670
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,000
Speaker 3: like this back brain memory.

1671
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,720
Speaker 4: I got cucumber here if you want to put a

1672
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:16,759
Speaker 4: little braid of sinks.

1673
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

1674
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 3: If you google cats and cucumbers, it's like a whole

1675
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,080
Speaker 3: the whole online community. It's like people will put a

1676
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 3: cucumber near their cat and watch their cat like, freak

1677
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 3: the fuck out.

1678
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: Cats are just weird creatures.

1679
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 2: Our friend was cat sitting the other day and I

1680
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 2: lit a candle and the cat which wanting to fight

1681
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 2: the flame. And I googled cat and candles and it's

1682
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 2: a bunch of videos of just cats like trying to

1683
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 2: like snuff it out.

1684
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,679
Speaker 1: That's so funny the way you do it, it's hilarious.

1685
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,600
Speaker 1: Crazy Chrissy Mayor, where do people listening? Cat you?

1686
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,680
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, you can come to the stonewall in the

1687
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,600
Speaker 3: first of the month, first Saturday the month. Yeah, I

1688
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 3: have to have you, both of you back very soon,

1689
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 3: first of the month, first Saturday the month at eight o'clock.

1690
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 3: You can follow me a Twitter at Chrissy mayor c

1691
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 3: j R SSI E M A y R Instagram I

1692
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 3: love so much.

1693
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you'd be posting it up girl, whenever you

1694
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 2: go on make or go on a show, or go

1695
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 2: up state or like go to the store, you be posting.

1696
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 4: I only post the happy stuff.

1697
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.

1698
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 2: You post all day too, Honestly on my Insta stories, yeah,

1699
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,440
Speaker 2: it's a lot. I'd be like, should I report.

1700
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:26,759
Speaker 1: This as school?

1701
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 2: It's a story better than just a regular The story

1702
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,600
Speaker 2: is fun because you can post as much as you

1703
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 2: want on that and then it goes away after twenty

1704
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 2: four hours.

1705
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like that's when people comment the most. Like

1706
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,639
Speaker 1: my insterer stories, people be hit me up all day.

1707
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:44,160
Speaker 4: They'd be like, since you don't have a chat, better

1708
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,639
Speaker 4: than Snapchat in that way?

1709
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't have a Snapchat. I just assume that

1710
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 1: inst the story is better.

1711
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 2: It is.

1712
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: It's better because you know I feel that you know

1713
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 1: it's good.

1714
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm exhausted by Snapchat?

1715
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 1: Are you on there too much?

1716
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 3: I was on, but I can't keep up because it's

1717
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 3: just like your You're just me all day. I just

1718
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:03,360
Speaker 3: check all the social media and I just go around

1719
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 3: and round until I Yeah, time to go to sleep.

1720
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:09,720
Speaker 2: Instagram, Twitter, Facebook Snap, Instagram Twitter, Facebook Snap. Trying to

1721
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 2: make your prisoner to your own phone, Christy, you don't

1722
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 2: need all that.

1723
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: Sidney's doing fifty five a knife with her phone.

1724
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 2: So yeah, as always, you can catch us at our

1725
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 2: live show the last Wednesday of the month. Yes at all, Yeah,

1726
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 2: thirty first. The next show is on January thirty first,

1727
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 2: and Coloradusona Patreon. We're there, the Unofficial expert. Ah, you

1728
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 2: guys have been amazing.

1729
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Look at my bras.

1730
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,680
Speaker 1: You said you have thirty bras. I think I have

1731
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 1: four bras.

1732
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 4: I only wear like maybe four of them.

1733
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 1: I have two good ones.

1734
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 2: Two good ones where I'm like, ooh, like it squishes

1735
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 2: my boobs together and the nipple don't come out, and

1736
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 2: then there's one that's like, oh, it squished my boot together,

1737
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 2: but the whole nipple is out, so like it's whatever

1738
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 2: I want.

1739
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 1: You know. All right, Well, before we go, let's everybody

1740
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 1: take their shirts off.

1741
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:58,600
Speaker 2: And put their boobs on the microphone. Boop me and

1742
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 2: Chrissy did it. Sidney did not because I had this

1743
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 2: thick ass sweater. Just tap the sweater, dude. I thank

1744
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 2: you for having me. This is so fun, this is great.

1745
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Christy. You were awesome and very informative.

1746
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 2: I feel like the ladies have learned a lot.

1747
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: Okay, and some of the men too. They didn't even

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Speaker 1: need to know this.

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Speaker 3: There's bras for men. I was googling, Yes, you went,

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Speaker 3: what was that for, like to make him look like

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Speaker 3: they got picks? I saw mostly Asian men model.

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Speaker 1: We don't have tire that. Bye guy,