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Speaker 1: Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: with maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another Juba on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: I'm hello, Hello, I'm looking for Lila. Hi Lila. My

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Speaker 1: name is Seth McElroy and I'm calling from Virtual Touch.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm sorry, where are you calling from?

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Speaker 1: Virtual Touch? Have you heard of us before? I believe

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Speaker 1: I have not. Oh well, your friend Carlos from Tender

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Speaker 1: knows us. What. Well. You've been talking to Carlos for

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Speaker 1: a little while, right, you met him off a tender. Yes, well,

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Speaker 1: Carlos went to our website, Virtual touchfreu dot com and

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Speaker 1: he filled a profile and then bought you a virtual hug.

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Speaker 1: That fun. Um, that's I'm never even heard of that before.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, let me explain. For fourteen dollars and ninety

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Speaker 1: nine cents, we'll call anyone within the United States and

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Speaker 1: give them a virtual touch. Carlos chose a virtual hug

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Speaker 1: for you because quote, he thinks you're squeezable. Wow. Um,

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Speaker 1: he thinks I'm squeezable. That's what he said in his notes.

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Speaker 1: He said he thinks you're very squeezable, and he wants

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Speaker 1: us to give you a big virtual hug. Are you

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Speaker 1: ready for what? I I'm sorry, really don't understand. Oh whatever,

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Speaker 1: get in here. You aren't squeezeable, aren't you? Get over here?

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Speaker 1: How was it? What just happened? I just gave you

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Speaker 1: your virtual hug? Here, I'll get another one. Get in here,

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Speaker 1: get it. Oh that was a good one. I really

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Speaker 1: felt that one, didn't you. This is so weird. There's

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Speaker 1: nothing weird about showing someone that you care about him

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of a virtual hug. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is really continue overtop, stop doing that virtual whatever. Please,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. You

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Speaker 1: might supposed to hug you back or make noises. This

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Speaker 1: is really confusing. You don't need to do anything to me,

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Speaker 1: But would you like to do something to Carlos and

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Speaker 1: send him a little virtual touch right back? We have

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Speaker 1: a special deal right now. Anything in our catalog, any

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Speaker 1: of our touches nine dollars ninety nine cents. That's really

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Speaker 1: a good deal. Would you like to I'm sure it is,

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Speaker 1: but I really don't want to touch anyone virtually. I

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Speaker 1: could just touch them in person. Well, we have more

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Speaker 1: than hugs. We can send him a virtual kiss. And

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Speaker 1: the guy you met from tender, Carlos, he's you know,

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Speaker 1: he's a man. He might like a virtual handshake. He

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Speaker 1: might think that's fun, like, hey, how are you doing buenosals, Carlos?

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Speaker 1: You see how fun this is. I really think you

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Speaker 1: should take me up on my offer. I'm really not interested. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, Carlos might think it's kind of rude if

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Speaker 1: you don't send him a touch back. I mean, he

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Speaker 1: spent this money and sent you a virtual hug, you

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Speaker 1: should at least maybe give him some sort of touch.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think I'm not going to spend my hard

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Speaker 1: earned money for sound of facts. This is really stupid.

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Speaker 1: It's well, it's more than just sound effects. You know.

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Speaker 1: I went to a three month course to learn how

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Speaker 1: to do virtual hugs and virtual kisses and virtual handshakes correctly.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you got ripped off big time. What

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Speaker 1: a waste of your money. This is a dumb idea, right,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a virtual cry. See see how good

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Speaker 1: I am See how good I am. I got you

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Speaker 1: You thought I was crying. See how fun the virtual

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Speaker 1: touching world can be. Let's virtue. We'll hug it out.

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Speaker 1: Are you there? Hello, I'm still here? Come here, Come on?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you doing it against Please stop it.

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Speaker 1: You didn't feel you didn't feel that. No, so I

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Speaker 1: didn't feel that. You're supposed to feel comforted and snugly.

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Speaker 1: The stupidest thing I've ever heard of him hanging up now, No, hey,

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Speaker 1: don't hang up. I want to tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah, your friend

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Speaker 1: Jessica set you up. What she said? She said that

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Speaker 1: you've been meeting some weird guys off a tender lately

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Speaker 1: and wanted me to mess with you. Thank goodness, this

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Speaker 1: whole virtual thing doesn't exist. Well, it exists when I

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Speaker 1: give you a virtual hug. Sure, come on, let's do

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Speaker 1: what do it with me? Okay? Sure, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: That one sounded more like a virtual dump. I was

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Speaker 1: so stupid. Wake up every morning with jubal foot taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, fully on moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five I'm made