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Speaker 1: It's another jeuwbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Portugal Stevens here, Keith. I need to speak with.

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Speaker 2: You, portrait who.

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Speaker 1: My name is Portugal Stephens. I'm the landlord for the

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Speaker 1: building that you just moved into. Oh yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: that I run things through a company when it comes

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Speaker 1: to my tenants, but I needed to give you a

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Speaker 1: call personally today.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, the garbage disposal is not working.

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Speaker 1: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: Wondering? I didn't do anything. It just stops, like turning

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Speaker 2: on and men, you press the switch doesn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: What did you do? Smell to it? I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: How do I know you're not living about? Keith? I'm

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Speaker 1: calling today to speak with you about a couple of

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Speaker 1: other issues that are happening on my land. Uh on

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Speaker 1: your land?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am the landlord. So there are some things

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Speaker 1: happening on my land that shann't happen in anymore. All right? Like? What? Well?

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Speaker 1: The music, let's just start there?

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Speaker 2: Is it loud or something?

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Speaker 1: Nobody's complaining to anything. It's crappy. It's it's crappy, yes,

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Speaker 1: and I will not have that music listen to on

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Speaker 1: my land. From now on, you will only be listening

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Speaker 1: to folk music if you are on my land. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. I can give you a list of

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Speaker 1: artists that I have approved of. Yeah. I also do

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Speaker 1: make music myself, and you may listen to my albums

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Speaker 1: as well. But nothing else. That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to stop listening to the music

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Speaker 2: I like. Man, I just called you.

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Speaker 1: Yes you are, Yes, you are. As long as you

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Speaker 1: are on my land, you will not listen to that music.

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Speaker 2: That's not in the leaks, dud. Why do you keep

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Speaker 2: talking about your land? Man? This is a duplex. This

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Speaker 2: is a medieval England.

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Speaker 1: I am the land lord, so it is my land,

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Speaker 1: whether it's a duplex or not. Do you have a duplex.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a duplex? How many duplexes do you have?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I have a duplex. That's good for you, man,

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Speaker 1: that I'm the lord of.

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Speaker 2: That's nice congratulation.

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Speaker 1: I do not approve of any music other than folk

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Speaker 1: being played in my duplex or on my land.

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Speaker 2: It's your folk music. I'm going to listen to whatever

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Speaker 2: I want to listen to.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I have never been sworn at before by one

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Speaker 1: of the peasants, one of the peasants living on my land. Yes,

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Speaker 1: did you just call me a peasant?

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Speaker 2: Man? It's just a medieval times dude. Where are you on?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm on a chair right now if that's what

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Speaker 1: you mean.

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Speaker 2: No, dude, you smoke something. You're out of your mind.

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Speaker 2: I just be my garbage disposal fixed. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what fantasy world you're living in.

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Speaker 1: I'm your land lord. You answer to me when you're

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Speaker 1: on my land. Unfortunately, that's the way it is when

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Speaker 1: you have a landlord. Have you never had a landlord before? Peasant?

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Speaker 1: Stop calling me peasant, dude. Just fix the garbage. Will

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Speaker 1: stop calling you that when you're not on my land

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Speaker 1: living off of me.

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Speaker 2: I don't live off of you, man. I have a job.

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Speaker 2: And if he ran every.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but the water that goes where you take your

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Speaker 1: showers and then go through your faucets. Whose pipes are

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Speaker 1: those my pipes? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: The pipes I pay for monthly through my water bill. Dude,

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Speaker 2: Like I don't. You're not a king, dude, Get off

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Speaker 2: your throne. Can't tell people what music to listen to,

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Speaker 2: Like this is America, man, I have rights. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what world you think this is where you're some

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Speaker 2: king on a throne telling people to listen to folk music.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, it's my property. It's my property, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: I don't care, dude. I pay to live here.

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Speaker 1: Why do you even care what I listened to? You?

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Speaker 1: You don't live here. I will be moving into the

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Speaker 1: house next to you very soon. I'm going through divorce, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to be living there and I will

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Speaker 1: not hear that music.

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, you're going through a divorce for a shock

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Speaker 2: or I can't imagine why. I'm going to listen to

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Speaker 2: whatever I want to listen to. I don't care that

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Speaker 2: you're moving in next door. I don't care what you

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Speaker 2: would Just fixed damn garbage disposal and stop stop calling

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Speaker 2: people peasant, dude, get us life.

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Speaker 1: What was your name again, Portugal Stevens? Did that sounds

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Speaker 1: made up?

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Speaker 2: Man? Did your name or self? Portugal Stevens?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I did. As a matter of fact, that's not

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Speaker 1: even my name. What is going on right now? My

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Speaker 1: name is Jubil and I'm calling from the Jubil Show.

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Speaker 1: This is actually a phone prank and your girlfriend page

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Speaker 1: set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh mind, I knew it. You know, nobody's that much

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Speaker 2: of a free.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys have just moved into a

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Speaker 1: new place and have a company managing it, but you

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Speaker 1: have a landlord too, and you haven't talked to the

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Speaker 1: guy yet, so she wanted to freak you out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I definitely got freaked out. Man.

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Speaker 1: That guy's a door wake up every morning with jubile

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Speaker 1: phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,