1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday, a 3 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: magnificent Tuesday, and all we have so much for you tonight. 4 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 1: First of all, we're getting closer to Japan. Not that 5 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about that much or even probably at all, 6 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: but I think that's really cool. We'll discuss that briefly 7 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: tonight on the show. We are going to talk a 8 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: little bit in the opening here in just a minute 9 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: or so, about the difference in how you vote versus 10 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: many foreign peoples throughout history. We'll talk about that there's 11 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: a big difference that people don't realize. We're gonna talk 12 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: about Democrats potentially reaching the end of the line, the 13 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: shutdown stuff, the Hitler stuff, a Confederate statue is going 14 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: back up. You're going to be shocked to find out 15 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: there's turbulence in the middle of a hurricane, Communists sending 16 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: over female spies to seduce our tech nerds, all that 17 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: emails and so much more coming up tonight on the 18 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And now the first I'm 19 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: gonna do this. I'm gonna do a little experiment. Let's 20 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: say let's say twenty twenty eight is over JD vance 21 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: is one. Let's just assume we're going that way. You 22 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: know what. Let's let's fast forward all the way. We 23 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 1: just got done with two terms of Jdvans. All right, 24 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: it's all the way to the twenty thirty six two 25 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: terms of Jdvans. Now, I put somebody in front of you, 26 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: and this someone I put in front of you, you 27 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: know what, you know what. They're with you on taxes, 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: they are with you on the border. Whatever you want, 29 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: I want don on the border. They share those values 30 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: everything from pro life regulations, energy policy, foreign policy. They 31 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,839 Speaker 1: align with you. They are with you and want what 32 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: you want. Let me ask you, would you vote for 33 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: that person? Obviously, probably rolling your eyes, it's a pretty 34 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: obvious point, yes, of course. But I didn't tell you 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: what they looked like. I didn't tell you if there 36 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: were tall, short, skinny, fat. I didn't tell you their religion. 37 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,519 Speaker 1: I didn't tell you their skin color I told I 38 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: didn't tell you their sex. I didn't say if it 39 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: was a male or female. And you just said you 40 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: would vote for that person. Why, well, this may seem 41 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 1: like an obvious point. Believe me, it is not. Though 42 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: you vote for the person who will implement the policies 43 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: you want implement it. That is how you vote. Now, 44 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 1: maybe you're shrugging your shoulders and saying, well, yeah, but 45 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: this is my point. You don't understand that's unique. You, 46 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: in the history of politics, in the history of the world, 47 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: are unique in that regard. The American right is unique 48 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 1: in that regard. We have in our DNA courtesy of 49 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: the founding of this country. We have a natural distrust 50 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: of government, even if maybe you're a little more big 51 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 1: government in this area, or maybe I am in that area, 52 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: although I don't think I am in any area, but 53 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: maybe you're. We differ on things, there's no question about it. 54 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: But we have a natural distrust of government. And we 55 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: don't run to the government with our hands out. That's 56 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: not how we operate. We don't. Even if we do, 57 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: we're kind of ashamed of that and kind of hide 58 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: that fact. That's not how we look at government. You 59 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: and I. We do not look at the people we 60 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: elect as people who will give us this or give 61 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: us that, And in general, we do not look at 62 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: them as people we can purely relate to. I made 63 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: up this totally fictional candidate for twenty thirty six, and 64 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: you said you would vote for them. And I didn't 65 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: even tell you what they looked like. I told you 66 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: nothing about them, and you said you would vote for them. 67 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: Because what they look like, what their religion is, what 68 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: their skin color is not a priority for you. It's 69 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: not how you vote, It's not how I vote. I 70 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: would never in a million years look at ten candidates 71 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: on stage doing a debate and make my decision on 72 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: who to support based on whether they're tall or short, 73 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: or skinny or fat, or white or black. That would 74 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: never occur to me, and it would generally never occur 75 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: to you. But the point is that is insanely unique. 76 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: And in fact, we're going to go to this New 77 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 1: York City race which I touched on a little bit 78 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: last night, to make this important point. Why why is 79 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,720 Speaker 1: it that American born New Yorkers completely reject this communist 80 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: and foreign born New Yorkers love him, absolutely love him. 81 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,599 Speaker 1: Let me tell you how peoples around the planet vote, 82 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: and not just now, historically, how peoples many people, I 83 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: would probably say most people around the planet have historically voted. 84 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: They vote on the two teas, two teas you ready. 85 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 1: First transactionally in American politics, if I was running for 86 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: president and I stood up right now and I gave 87 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 1: a speech in front of you, and I said, hey, 88 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: you vote for me, vote for Jesse Kelly. And you 89 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 1: know what if you vote for me, If you vote 90 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: for me, if you put me in office, I'm gonna 91 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: build you a brand new school, and I'm gonna send 92 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 1: you a thousand dollars check in the mail. You would 93 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 1: be grossed out, wouldn't you. No, I'm sure you would 94 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,799 Speaker 1: like a thousand dollar check in the mail. We all would. 95 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 1: But wouldn't that seem gross? Even though we know politicians 96 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: try to do that? It would seem gross if I 97 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: just stood up and said, hey, new school, thousand dollars check, 98 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: that would seem gross to you. But peoples around the 99 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:36,919 Speaker 1: world that's exactly how they vote, and the politicians themselves, 100 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: they run for office on these platforms purely transactionally. You 101 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: vote for me, I will give you this. How in 102 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: the world can the next mayor of New York City 103 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: get up and give a speech like this and get elected? 104 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 2: Here is what we stand for, my friends, going to 105 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,839 Speaker 2: freeze the rent for more than two million rent stabilized 106 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 2: tenants and use every resource at our disposal to build 107 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 2: housing for everyone who needs it. We are going to 108 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 2: eliminate the fair on every single bus line. 109 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: Purely transactional. He's open about it because he understands the 110 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: foreigners who have poured into New York City. That's how 111 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: they vote, purely transactional, totally different than any way you vote. 112 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: How could they be We have a hard time understanding. 113 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: Don't they understand? It will get it will get dirtier, 114 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: it'll be there'll be worse crime that, there will be this, 115 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: This won't work, taxes will grow up. Don't they understand. 116 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 1: People from around the world do not vote like you. 117 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: They do not vote with the values you vote with. 118 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: People around the world from so many cultures, from most cultures. 119 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 1: They vote on the two teas. Now I just said one. 120 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: The first one is transactional, purely transactional, vote for me. 121 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: I'll give you this period. The second part is tribal. 122 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 1: That's how people from around the planet and American Democrats 123 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 1: vote this way in large Part two. Now that the 124 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: Communist revolution is these different groups. But we're going to 125 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: make this about foreigners for now. We'll come back domestically 126 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,199 Speaker 1: in a moment purely tribal. If I told you right now, 127 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: the next election, I'm voting for whoever's white. That would 128 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: be kind of a turnoff, right. Not only would it 129 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: be weird and stupid, it would be kind of a turnoff. 130 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: I'm only voting for the white guy. I don't want 131 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: to see any black people up there. There better not 132 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 1: be any Mexicans, only the white guy. That's who I 133 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: vote for. White, I vote for my skin color. Period. 134 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 1: That would be weird and dumb and not good. But 135 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,199 Speaker 1: that's how people around the planet vote all the time, 136 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: all the time. What why is ma'am Donnie, Why is 137 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,959 Speaker 1: he up there telling fake nine to eleven? 138 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 2: Yes, I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking 139 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 2: about Santau, my father's cousin, who sadly passed away a 140 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 2: few years ago. 141 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,840 Speaker 1: And that was the wrong button. This is the fake 142 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 1: nine to eleven story. That was his uh. That was 143 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 1: his little try attempt at saving face after he lied 144 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: about this. 145 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 2: I want to use this moment to speak to the 146 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,960 Speaker 2: Muslims of New York City. 147 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:47,319 Speaker 1: Hmm. 148 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,680 Speaker 2: I want to speak to the memory of my aunt, 149 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 2: who stopped taking the subway after September eleventh, because she 150 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 2: did not feel safe in her head. 151 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: Jab why give that speech? Because New York City has 152 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,240 Speaker 1: over a million Muslims and and Mam Donnie is under 153 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 1: the impression they're going to vote for him because he 154 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: is one and the poll numbers say that's true. And 155 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,840 Speaker 1: this is not unique by the way, to Muslims, foreigners 156 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 1: from around the planet, they vote tribally. What why do 157 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: the what are the people in Minneapolis now routinely put 158 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: Somali candidates up? Samali foreigners vote for Somali's transactionally and tribally. 159 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,559 Speaker 1: If you sit and scratch your head at why any 160 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,719 Speaker 1: group would vote for this person or that person anywhere. 161 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: People don't share your values, people who don't share your 162 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: DNA and your value use, they vote for the two 163 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:08,880 Speaker 1: t's transactional and tribal. We'll deal with the domestic aspect 164 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 1: of this in just a moment, and then we'll move on. 165 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:16,680 Speaker 1: Before we do that, let's talk about crime. Let me 166 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:18,680 Speaker 1: ask you something. How many loans do you have right now? 167 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: Get a home loan, car loan? Those the two big 168 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:28,079 Speaker 1: ones people normally have. Vote loan that hurts. What if 169 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 1: you had two or three? That you didn't know about well, Jesse, 170 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,720 Speaker 1: I would know. No, no, no, no no. You'll find out 171 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 1: next time you go take out a loan and your 172 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 1: credit score is gone because someone stole your social Security 173 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 1: number and information online they would and took out a 174 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars loan in your name, and you're on 175 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: the hook for it. You're about to be wiped out. 176 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 1: This is not a rare thing. This is all the time, 177 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: all the time. We just had a data breach. Seventeen 178 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 1: million people had their info addresses, phone numbers, email, states 179 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,839 Speaker 1: of birth, social Security numbers was one of them. Yours. 180 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: Get LifeLock and you'll know. You'll know immediately if your 181 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 1: information shows up somewhere, and God forbid, the worst happens, 182 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,200 Speaker 1: you'll get help. LifeLock will make you whole again. You 183 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 1: want thirty days of it for free, a thirty day 184 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 1: free trial. Call one eight hundred LifeLock and use the 185 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 1: promo code Jesse that gets you thirty days free. Or 186 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: go to LifeLock dot com promo code Jesse term supply. 187 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day. The 188 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on 189 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,240 Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email us and 190 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: we'll get to a bunch of those tonight. Jesse at 191 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:52,679 Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. You find it bizarre how we 192 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,199 Speaker 1: can import foreign peoples from different cultures and they will 193 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: vote for things that don't make any sense. They simply 194 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 1: don't make any sense. How is it that all these 195 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: foreigners in New York City are getting ready to elect 196 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: a communist. They don't vote like you vote. They vote 197 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 1: for the two teas, transactional and tribal. Why do you 198 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,240 Speaker 1: think how many times have we had this discussion? Why 199 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: do you think the globalist communists who run Western civilization 200 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: for the most part, why do you think they've been 201 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: on a decade's long mission to fill up every country 202 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 1: where they lead with as many foreigners as humanly possible. 203 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 1: Why do you think that is because they understand perfectly well, 204 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: you the patriotic American. You you don't get bought, You 205 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,520 Speaker 1: can't be purchased. It's not transactional for you, and it's 206 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,840 Speaker 1: not tribal for you. You don't care about how tall or short, white, 207 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 1: or black or someone is. These are not how you've vote. 208 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: If I put you in Virginia today. Maybe you're in Virginia. 209 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: If I put you in Virginia today, you would vote 210 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:10,839 Speaker 1: for Winsome Seers over Abigail Spamberger. Why Abigail Spamberger is 211 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 1: as white as snow when some seerus as black. You 212 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care that the thought would never 213 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: cross your mind. But foreign peoples do care, from all 214 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: over the world, and it's exactly how they vote, exactly 215 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 1: how they vote tribal, and of course remember transactional. In 216 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 1: countries around the world, it is not abnormal to have 217 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:45,479 Speaker 1: politicians run for office with specific promises of specific handouts 218 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: to certain groups and certain neighborhoods in certain areas. Elect me, 219 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,640 Speaker 1: and I'll give you this. These are not considered dirty, 220 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 1: abnormal things in places around the planet. This is how 221 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 1: you run for office. This is how you achieve office. 222 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: This goes back to I mean, honestly, all of history 223 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: you can look at if you ever really feel like 224 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 1: nerding out on his historical stuff. You know something wild, 225 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 1: go look at the Roman days. Roman elections, because they 226 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: had to stand for elections, they'd flat out get up 227 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: and say, hey, if you're a veteran, we're going to 228 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: give you three acres. You vote for me, you got 229 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: three acres coming. This is just how politics has been 230 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: done historically. We're just not used to it because that's 231 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: not how you vote, and that's not how you want 232 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: to vote, and that's not how I vote. How can 233 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: you get up and give a speech like this and 234 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: get elected mayor because you've filled up the city with foreigners. 235 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 2: Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are 236 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 2: going to freeze the rent for more than two million 237 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:46,400 Speaker 2: rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal 238 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 2: to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are 239 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 2: going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line. 240 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 1: But that will work. That's that's socialism. That'll raise taxes, 241 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 1: but that will that. The foreigners they brought in don't 242 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 1: care about socialism. They don't care about freedom, care about 243 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: the constitution. That's not their culture. That's not what they 244 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 1: care about at all. Free rent sounds good. Hey, I 245 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,840 Speaker 1: ride the bus every day. I'd like that free too. 246 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 1: You're gonna give me it? Okay, free sounds good? Sign 247 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: me up. Why do you think the communists brought in 248 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: so many Why do you think the Biden administration completely 249 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 1: unencumbered by a president who had a brain. The communists 250 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: inside of the Biden administration. Why do you think priority 251 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:50,840 Speaker 1: one get the border open? Open it sue to make 252 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 1: sure the border wall can't be built. Not only open it, 253 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 1: fly as many foreigners into the United States of America 254 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 1: as possible. Remember that one story we did where there 255 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,359 Speaker 1: was an Ohio town that had about two thousand people 256 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 1: in it, and the Biden administration brought two thousand Haitians 257 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:13,320 Speaker 1: in completely replaced the town. Just replace the town. Why, well, 258 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,639 Speaker 1: guess how those two thousand Haitians are going to vote. 259 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,399 Speaker 1: They're going to vote differently than the two thousand Ohioans 260 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: who were there beforehand. They're going to vote tribal and 261 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 1: they're going to vote transactional. Why do you think this 262 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,159 Speaker 1: has been the plan for years in years in years 263 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 1: in years, because it cuts you out of the equation. 264 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: They're tired of hearing about freedom and the constitution and 265 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: limits on government. These sick freaks just want to burn 266 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 1: down the country and rule over the ashes. And you 267 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 1: pesky patriotic American, you won't let them do it, but 268 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: you know who will click click and beep beep. They 269 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: just brought him and his thirty five family members into 270 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,640 Speaker 1: the country, and they're handing him a well fair check 271 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 1: and free bus fair and they're gonna hand him this, 272 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: and they're going to hand him that and click, click 273 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,959 Speaker 1: and beep beep. Have never heard of Thomas Jefferson. They 274 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: don't care about the Constitution. They don't know anything about 275 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 1: communism or socialism where taxes are spending, and they couldn't 276 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: possibly care less. All they want is some money for 277 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,480 Speaker 1: an extra set of sandals and maybe a toothbrush for 278 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: everybody to share. That's the only thing they care about 279 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:28,160 Speaker 1: at all. Don't vote like you vote, and that's why 280 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,159 Speaker 1: they brought them here. Now I will finally wrap up 281 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,359 Speaker 1: this point and we'll move on. Before we do that, 282 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 1: I want to read you this really quickly because we 283 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: got this one. Ladies mad about New York Jesse. My 284 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: husband is one of the hero first responders that was 285 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 1: at ground zero after nine to eleven and now he 286 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 1: suffers with the nine to eleven related illness and we'll 287 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,639 Speaker 1: deal with it for the rest of his life. He 288 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 1: said he would do it all over again. Her name 289 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 1: is Sherry. This is why Tunnel to Towers exists for 290 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 1: heroes like this, heroes like Cherry's husband, people who still 291 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: suffer and would do it all over again. Tunnel to 292 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 1: Towers pays off mortgages for fallen first responders. They build 293 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: catastrophically wounded veterans smart homes. Tunnel to Towers has been 294 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 1: doing this for a very long time. All they've ever 295 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 1: asked is eleven bucks a month to care for these 296 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:34,200 Speaker 1: people in these families. Go to t the number two 297 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 1: T dot org t twot dot org. We'll be back 298 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. 299 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,359 Speaker 1: So let me finish this up here. I wanted to 300 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: finish this email that I got to right before the 301 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,800 Speaker 1: break here from Sherry Jesse. My husband is one of 302 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: the hero first responders. It was at ground zero after 303 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,600 Speaker 1: nine to eleven. He now suffers with nine to eleven 304 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: related illness and will deal with it for the rest 305 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,879 Speaker 1: of his life. He always said he would do it 306 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,800 Speaker 1: all over again. I was in Manhattan during nine to eleven, 307 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,919 Speaker 1: and that experience changed me forever. I am furious that 308 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,400 Speaker 1: twenty four years later, New York City will relect that 309 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 1: third world crapholer. I am, however, optimist, an optimist and 310 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 1: I am hoping a year after his garbage rule it 311 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: will deliver us New York City or a New York 312 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 1: GOP governor. Well, I am hopeful too, but I want 313 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 1: to also clarify something. And she makes a great point, 314 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: and I'm hopeful as well. I'm going to clarify something. 315 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 1: The reason you bring in hostile, disloyal foreigners in mass 316 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:59,800 Speaker 1: is to insulate yourself from having to suffer consequences for 317 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:05,120 Speaker 1: policies that are disastrous and failed. This is a mistake 318 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 1: people on the right make, and I want to explain 319 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: it over and over and over again. Let's let's let's 320 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,679 Speaker 1: step away from New York for a moment. Let's go 321 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 1: to Chicago, Chicago, if you've never been, in fact, I'm 322 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: going very soon. It's a work thing. Chicago is so 323 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 1: cool that the potential of Chicago is just so cool. 324 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: And I've had a great time in Chicago before. But 325 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:37,199 Speaker 1: Chicago has absolutely been ravaged by corruption for decades. This 326 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 1: goes back, honestly decades decades of of the mafia involvement 327 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: in their local government is something that was well known, 328 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: but that there mayor used to go golf with the 329 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: Chicago outfit. I mean, probably still does for all I know. 330 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: But the corruption crime, decades of it, decades of it. 331 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 1: They have never even come close to switching from voting 332 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:09,880 Speaker 1: Democrat and voting for a Republican. They've never even come close. Now, 333 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 1: the point of bringing in foreigners to collaborate with domestic 334 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 1: communists is there will never, ever, ever, effor ever be 335 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,600 Speaker 1: a time when things have gotten so bad they will 336 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:33,479 Speaker 1: consider voting in a different way. That's not how they vote. 337 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,880 Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way. If you bring in people 338 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 1: to collaborate with your domestic terrorists, they will vote for 339 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: destruction for ever. That is the problem. If you truly 340 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 1: want to save these hostile foreign city states that reside 341 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,719 Speaker 1: inside of our borders, you have to deport people. And 342 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: I've got some bad news for you. Well, it may 343 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 1: be bad news, maybe you'll get it. It's not just 344 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: the murderers, it's not just the rapists. It's not just 345 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: the guy from Guatemala with a rap sheet as long 346 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 1: as a CVS receipt. If you truly want to save 347 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: American cities, you are going to have to take every 348 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:28,400 Speaker 1: single person who came here illegally and deport them, every 349 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:35,439 Speaker 1: single one, men, women, children, Why do you think California 350 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,120 Speaker 1: used to be read and now it's just this solid 351 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: blue wall disaster and the poor people who live there, 352 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,879 Speaker 1: who are stuck there, who can't get out, suffer. Why 353 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 1: do you think that is foreigners? They let them all 354 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 1: come in and now the people are outnumbered. There are 355 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,200 Speaker 1: more Republicans in California than any other state in the Union. 356 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 1: They have no representation at the state level whatsoever. I 357 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 1: realize they have some numbers in the state legislature, but 358 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 1: nothing close to a majority, and for the foreseeable future 359 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,639 Speaker 1: they never will. But I don't understand. Crime is high, 360 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:15,040 Speaker 1: taxes are high, fees are high. Don't people learn not 361 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: people who are transactional and tribal, They don't. People who 362 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:24,360 Speaker 1: are transactional and tribal now will always be transactional and tribal. 363 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 1: You want them to wake up and learn, but they won't. 364 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:33,440 Speaker 1: And when they collaborate with our domestic communists with Democrats, remember, 365 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: Democrats want everyone to suffer. The idea is to burn 366 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 1: everything down. That's what they want. It's not like they 367 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 1: can get so bad they're going to say, Wow, I 368 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,400 Speaker 1: wish it wasn't like this. I'll vote Republican now that's 369 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 1: the whole idea burning down the country you hate. But 370 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,520 Speaker 1: back to what I was discussing, we are going to 371 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 1: have to deport people, all of them, and we're going 372 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: to have to take it a step further. We are 373 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,040 Speaker 1: going to have to denaturalize people and deport them too. 374 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,360 Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable with it. You cannot fill 375 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,439 Speaker 1: up your country with foreigners like this and can continue 376 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,239 Speaker 1: on as a nation. You will lose parts of your 377 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: country if you allow foreigners like this to stay. 378 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 3: America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism, 379 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 3: and the American model was exported all around the world. 380 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 3: Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American 381 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:47,680 Speaker 3: Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration. 382 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you heard it, the other downity to play it 383 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: all right. Now, why do you think, well, here's the headline, 384 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,040 Speaker 1: Soro's fingerprints found all over the rise of democratic socialist 385 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:03,119 Speaker 1: Zoron Mamdani. Why do you think all these hostile foreigners 386 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 1: have spent billions of dollars to bring in as many 387 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 1: of these people as possible and then fund them all. 388 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,440 Speaker 1: Why do you think that is, this is all part 389 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,560 Speaker 1: of the planned destruction of the United States of America. 390 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 1: And if we're being fair, it's not only foreigners who 391 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 1: are transactional and tribal. America's communists are as well. I 392 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,120 Speaker 1: played this clip for you the other day. I'm gonna 393 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: play it again. Gavin Newsom's already running for president in 394 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,640 Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. He has to do this thing where 395 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 1: he has to pretend like he hasn't decided yet and 396 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 1: as if he hasn't dreamt of this moment forever. And 397 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,399 Speaker 1: so he's already bouncing around the podcast scene. Because you 398 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,199 Speaker 1: watch Donald Trump bounce around the podcast scene gathering up 399 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 1: as many votes as possible. He goes on an NBA 400 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 1: podcast and blatantly panders, lying through his teeth. Why why 401 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: would you be so obvious about the pander? 402 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,080 Speaker 4: But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man, 403 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 4: And it was just like hustling, and and so I 404 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 4: was out there kind of raising myself, turning on the 405 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 4: TV started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting 406 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 4: there with the you know, the wonderbread and five stacks 407 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,080 Speaker 4: of you know, like the white. 408 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,160 Speaker 3: Come on. 409 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,199 Speaker 5: Every day every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball, 410 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 5: throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is 411 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 5: just like fraying, man, and you're that's it whole thing. 412 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,400 Speaker 1: Hey man, just hustling, just out there, hustling yo, wonderbread 413 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,640 Speaker 1: and mac and cheek and playing hoops, just hooping it up. 414 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: That's all fake. They know it's fake. Everyone listening knows 415 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 1: it's fake. The host know it's fake. Newsome knows it's fake. 416 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: That's what they want, transactional tribal. Hey man, wonder bread, 417 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,200 Speaker 1: just a hustling of wonder bread. Y'oll you you want 418 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: to play some hoops. Remember when Pete budhaj Edge, trying 419 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: to get the black vote, went and got a forty 420 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 1: forty ounce of beer in a brown paper bag, I 421 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,840 Speaker 1: kid you not, and drank it with some black dudes 422 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,600 Speaker 1: in the hood. There's a video of it you can 423 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,879 Speaker 1: go look at. I'm not making it. One of the 424 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,920 Speaker 1: funniest political things I've ever seen in my life. Why 425 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,160 Speaker 1: did they do it? Because it works because it works 426 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 1: in Democrat circles. Doesn't work for people on the right, 427 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 1: but if you're on the left, that's why they do it, 428 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,159 Speaker 1: and it works. All right, Let's get off of this stuff. 429 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 1: Get off of this stuff, and let's do some emails. Wonderful, 430 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 1: wonderful things happening. Tell you about the time I almost 431 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: stabbed somebody with the fork. It's going to be a 432 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: wonderful show tonight on the Jesse Kelly Show. Before I 433 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: get to any of that, speaking of click, click and 434 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:58,640 Speaker 1: beat beat foreigners, does your cell phone company higher Americans? 435 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 1: Or does your cell phone company fire Americans and go 436 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,440 Speaker 1: grab foreigners and pay them pennies on the dollar. And 437 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 1: now you have some programmed, brain dead robot at a 438 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 1: call center and some godforsaken dump trying to explain to 439 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: them the problem with your cell phone bill. I have 440 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: Pure Talk. Pure Talk is the veteran led company Vietnam 441 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,960 Speaker 1: Veteran Mac VSOG two tours. That's who leads Puretalk. Do 442 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: you want to know why when you pick up your 443 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: phone and dial pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, 444 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: why you get to speak to an American who speaks English? 445 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,080 Speaker 1: Because that's what Puretalk cares about. They make it a 446 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:44,160 Speaker 1: priority American jobs, an American company that shares and promotes 447 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: your values. So pick up that phone and switch dial 448 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two 449 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:58,680 Speaker 1: five zero, say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back the Jesse 450 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It's still real to me. Damn it, the 451 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 1: tern stacks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a 452 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 1: wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at 453 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 1: jesse kellyshow dot com. Did I ever tell you about 454 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 1: the time I almost stabbed somebody with a fork. It's 455 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,240 Speaker 1: I'll show the night that I got hit the hardest 456 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 1: I've ever been hitting my entire life. And I thought 457 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: about this. Look, I'll get back to politics in a minute, 458 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 1: in the shutdown and stuff like that. But I saw 459 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 1: this story about an Indian man charged with stabbing two 460 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,240 Speaker 1: teams with a fork on a flight out of Chicago. 461 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,920 Speaker 1: First of all, flying in and out of Chicago will 462 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 1: make anybody a little stabby. That's just the way the 463 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,320 Speaker 1: place is. That's one. Two. We were in the Marine 464 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,560 Speaker 1: Corps and we had a couple nights off. I forget 465 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: how many how much time we had off, But we 466 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: go out to Palm Springs because I was stationed in 467 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,160 Speaker 1: twenty nine Palms. We go out to Palm Springs. There's 468 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,520 Speaker 1: a few of us out there, and if you're a local, 469 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: certainly a local young man. You probably don't have the 470 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,480 Speaker 1: best view of United States Marines. Why because you have 471 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:14,200 Speaker 1: a bunch of young, cocky Marines coming into town competing 472 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 1: for your women. This is the this is the way 473 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,800 Speaker 1: societies work. This is certainly the way young men think. 474 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,560 Speaker 1: It's a competition for the dimes, and it's that's the 475 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: all w it is so already there's a certain level 476 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 1: of hostility with the other young men in the Palm 477 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:35,640 Speaker 1: Springs commit community towards the United States Marines. Because it 478 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: was close enough. I'm gonna say it was two hours away. 479 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 1: That very mayby wrong. It's been twenty years, but I 480 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,800 Speaker 1: want to say it's a couple hours away. We end 481 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: up because we are an extremely classy bunch. We end 482 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 1: up at TGI Fridays. I don't even know if those 483 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 1: exist anymore. But there was a time they had an 484 00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:01,400 Speaker 1: extra cheesy cheeseburger that had a path a mozzarella stick 485 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 1: pad for the cheese on top, and they served it 486 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 1: with keeso you could dip it in. It was a 487 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: Chris It's one of the great restaurant burgers of all time. 488 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 1: I think it's gone now, and don't distract me. We 489 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,400 Speaker 1: end up at TGI Fridays having a couple of beers 490 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,800 Speaker 1: being stupid. My buddy, of course, is outside on the 491 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 1: TGI Friday's patio and he's talking to some women out there. 492 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: Things start to go south because there are some dudes 493 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:33,400 Speaker 1: out there with them. I go storming outside and do 494 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,160 Speaker 1: you know the the Clint Eastwood thing. Anyone has a problem, 495 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,719 Speaker 1: that's let's work it out right here, you know, just 496 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,520 Speaker 1: being an idiot like young men do. Being an idiot. Hey, 497 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 1: anybody wants to thow hands, we can do it right now. 498 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,760 Speaker 1: A young idiot, I got it. They all kind of 499 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: back off. No no, no, no, no, no no. And I'm sure 500 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: I said something to the effect of, yeah, that's right. 501 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 1: There's something dumb that I shouldn't have said. A big friggin' moron, 502 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 1: rubbit run in my mouth. I am wearing a ball 503 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 1: cap at the time. That's going to come into play here. 504 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: I forget it. My buddy goes back inside. I go 505 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,560 Speaker 1: back inside. I go sit back down at the bar 506 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Speaker 1: to eat my cheeseburger, which I am dipping in kso 507 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,440 Speaker 1: at the time I am hunched over my cheeseburger and 508 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:26,840 Speaker 1: all of a sudden wham, somebody snatches my ball cap 509 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,480 Speaker 1: off of my head. I think, who is about to die? 510 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,680 Speaker 1: And I turn around and it is one of the 511 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 1: largest human beings I have ever seen in my entire life. 512 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,800 Speaker 1: He was Chris said, did that stop you? No? But 513 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,640 Speaker 1: it did let me know I probably needed some assistance. 514 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 1: What assistance, well, a weapon of some kind of course. 515 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: So I turn around the second I see this dude, 516 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 1: and I see how big he is. I turn around 517 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 1: and I grab my TGI Friday's four, and I turn 518 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 1: around and try to stab him with the fork. This 519 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:08,239 Speaker 1: is terrible, what Chris being honest about what happened. My buddies, 520 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,880 Speaker 1: who don't want me to go to jail, they grab 521 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,880 Speaker 1: me and hold me back from stabbing him with the fork. 522 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:21,399 Speaker 1: He throws my hat on the ground and something said 523 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,319 Speaker 1: something about I'll beat you outside or something like that. 524 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,279 Speaker 1: My buddies are trying to calm me down because they 525 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,040 Speaker 1: understand that I have a temper at this point in 526 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,320 Speaker 1: time and I very well may end up in jail 527 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,640 Speaker 1: and or die. Because this guy had hands that looked 528 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,000 Speaker 1: like dinner plates. That I was not in a current 529 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: state of mind to be concerned with such things. So 530 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 1: I lied and I told my buddies, I'm fine, no, no, 531 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 1: not even interested. I let it go, just let me 532 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: get my hat. It's all good, totally fine. I wait 533 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,480 Speaker 1: until they turned back around to eat their cheeseburgers, which 534 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:03,520 Speaker 1: they dip in QESO. I then turn and bolt towards 535 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,920 Speaker 1: the front door so I can go out there. And 536 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,160 Speaker 1: I'm sure in my mind I had dreamt of going 537 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 1: out there and stomping this dude. It had two sets 538 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:17,239 Speaker 1: of doors, both of them solid. That's important. There were 539 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,720 Speaker 1: no windows. I could not see through them. I burst 540 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: through the first set of double doors, and there's this 541 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 1: little entryway, and then I burst through the next set 542 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:34,480 Speaker 1: of double doors. He is waiting right there with his 543 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:41,160 Speaker 1: fist already cocked back this It was the millisecond that 544 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,719 Speaker 1: second set of double doors open, and of course I 545 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: was leading with my face through them. You know, you 546 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,920 Speaker 1: have your head down. Wam. He hits me so freaking hard. 547 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,880 Speaker 1: I have been hit several times in my life and 548 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,240 Speaker 1: done some hitting myself. I have never been punched that hard, 549 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,319 Speaker 1: and all of my life it is if I a 550 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,560 Speaker 1: miracle from God that I don't really get knocked out 551 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,799 Speaker 1: that's purely as a it's a I don't know, a 552 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: genetic thing. I would guess, but that is as close 553 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: as I've ever been, and I would guess that I 554 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,840 Speaker 1: was briefly. I saw so many stars I had to 555 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,120 Speaker 1: drop down to a knee. My buddies at this point 556 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,960 Speaker 1: in time come pouring out. Then the TGI. Friday's staff 557 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 1: comes pouring out, calling the police. We end up having 558 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:32,160 Speaker 1: to run through this dark neighborhood in Palm Springs running 559 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: from the police, which I would really recommend. Really, you 560 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 1: really don't want to do any of these things. I 561 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,400 Speaker 1: really want you to be smarter and better than I 562 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:46,279 Speaker 1: am what Chris. But Chris said, I got punched, but 563 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: I didn't assault him. I think the cops probably would 564 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,560 Speaker 1: have frowned on the fork thing, probably a bit that 565 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,560 Speaker 1: probably would have I did not stab him, that is correct, 566 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,799 Speaker 1: That is correct, but they probably would have frowned on that. 567 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,000 Speaker 1: And then I had to show up in formation on 568 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: Monday morning and it wasn't my eye. The entire left 569 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,880 Speaker 1: side of my face was spoollen shut. Do you have 570 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,080 Speaker 1: any idea how that conversation went with the company first sergeant? 571 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,960 Speaker 1: It did not go well. I have no idea why 572 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,880 Speaker 1: I chose to tell you that story. Right now, we 573 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,319 Speaker 1: should go back and talk about some politics. Let's talk 574 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,200 Speaker 1: briefly about the shutdown and what made it even worse. 575 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 1: By the way, I didn't have cozy Earth sheets back then. 576 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,600 Speaker 1: I didn't have a cozy Earth robe to wrap myself 577 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,400 Speaker 1: in with my spoillen face. I didn't have any of 578 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: these things. I didn't have cozy Earth pajamas. I didn't 579 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,120 Speaker 1: have everywhere pants. I was without any cozy Earth comfort. 580 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,680 Speaker 1: Just me, my stupidity, and my shame. That's the bad news. 581 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,640 Speaker 1: The good news is everything I have is cozy Earth now. 582 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,560 Speaker 1: And you know Black Friday's coming. You know Black Friday 583 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,480 Speaker 1: is already here for Cozy Earth. 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