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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the full show. You made it. It's

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We love that you're here.

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Speaker 1: And I know we all have that one person that's

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Speaker 1: really hard to shop for in their life. Oh my mom, my, dad,

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Speaker 1: my brothers, everybody. You haven't bought them a merch for

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Speaker 1: a cost sweatshirt Alexis. Oh, I mean, I'll get on

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Speaker 1: that right now. I meant the listeners, you know, like

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Speaker 1: I've got the people that we're here to, not you. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll get it. The link is in the show notes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and I will go click that right.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: It is a perfect gift, and of the proceeds go

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Speaker 1: to help Heart to Heart International and their hurricane relief.

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Speaker 1: So so you look like a good person when you

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Speaker 1: gift one of these sweatshirts or T shirts. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to do it, Okay, and you should too. You better

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Speaker 1: believe you. All right, let's get to the show.

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Speaker 3: Are you traveling for the holidays, then you might want

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Speaker 3: to consider United Airlines?

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Speaker 1: Oh is this a paid advertisement?

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Speaker 4: But de guy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well not after today, because United has a new

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Speaker 3: holiday strategy. Between this month and the beginning of spring.

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Speaker 3: The airline is gonna block off six seats on every

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Speaker 3: flight of their Boeing seven fifty sevens where nobody's gonna

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Speaker 3: be allowed to sit there, nobody at all.

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Speaker 1: Why Why so they can charge people more for the

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Speaker 1: tickets around it.

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Speaker 3: No about Debbie Downer. It's because that's the time of

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Speaker 3: year where passengers get fatter, so to make sure the

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Speaker 3: planes can still physically take off, because you know they

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Speaker 3: have weight limits on these flights. They're leaving six seats

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Speaker 3: on every flight empty. But it's good because this way

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Speaker 3: you can feel free to just go for it on

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Speaker 3: the holiday dinners without thinking to yourself like, oh god,

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Speaker 3: if I go back for forths on candy Dams, I

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Speaker 3: might drownd the plane home this time.

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Speaker 1: That's never been one of my concerns.

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Speaker 5: Well, it should be apparently the funniest way to miss

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Speaker 5: a flight ever.

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Speaker 4: I need too much.

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Speaker 3: Pie and they're gonna put laminated plastic signs over all

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Speaker 3: the empty seats here. They are it's a show that

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Speaker 3: you can't sit there. They're very courteous signs, please excuse

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Speaker 3: the inconvenience sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like you all gained weight and

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Speaker 1: now we can't sit people here. But they just say

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Speaker 1: please excuse the end.

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Speaker 3: That's probably tiny font in between. But the average male

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Speaker 3: passengers winter weight goes up from one hundred and ninety

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Speaker 3: pounds to two hundred and five during the holidays.

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Speaker 1: All right, boys, you're doing some work in the summer.

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Speaker 3: The average female passengers winter weight game.

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Speaker 1: Come on, give it a bigger day, bigger gate.

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Speaker 3: They are not listing that information. It's not public knowledge. Brook,

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Speaker 3: would you care to comment.

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Speaker 1: I'll easily do seventeen. I I a judge.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a challenge, but go for it. And if

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Speaker 3: that happens, make sure you fly United or you're not

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Speaker 3: gonna be able to get off the ground. Anyway. Let's

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Speaker 3: move on to the Shack Colling question of the day

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Speaker 3: and send it on over to Digital Jake, the most

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Speaker 3: festive man on the morning show. Jake, what are we

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Speaker 6: I don't think Jose has ever mentioned this before even

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Speaker 6: one time, but he used to work as a server

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Speaker 3: No, I have never heard that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah I did, and he's Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Jose learned early on he needed it to trick his

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Speaker 6: customers into tipping more jose would secretly charge every table

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Speaker 6: silverware fees. Just how the airlines make you pay for

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Speaker 3: Yes, smart four, Yeah, that's gonna be dolls, you know.

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Speaker 6: But other less cunning waiters might use different techniques to

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Speaker 6: survey asked a thousand people to name something specific a

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Speaker 6: server might do to get good tips. Interesting, I have

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Speaker 6: the top five most common responses, and we'll uncover those

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Speaker 6: in an early bird special edition of The Unglued Family Feud.

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the guy who always tips sixty nine percent.

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Speaker 3: Young jeff.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey, tell me something a waiter might do to get

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Speaker 1: Have you ever worked as a waiter, Jeffrey, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I worked as a cashier at a bakery.

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Speaker 4: You've been served by many people on silver.

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Speaker 3: Platt I have. And sometimes I'm not sure what I

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Speaker 3: make sure that I order something that's actually good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because the waiter is always going to tell

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Speaker 3: Well, no, but sometimes if I order something and the

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Speaker 3: waiter like says, ooh, that's a good one, like fist

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Speaker 3: bumps me afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Like you need a confidence boost from your waiter.

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Speaker 3: Good choice on that chicken pacata.

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Speaker 7: Bro, I like that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 3: What about fist bumping after your order?

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Speaker 8: I except to give a recommendation on the menu. That's

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Speaker 8: not what I said, Okay said they need to I'm

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Speaker 8: not a recommendation. I'm not taking the recommendations. I want

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Speaker 8: acknowledgement that my order was a good choice. Yeah, physical,

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Speaker 8: I'll count that as too. Different answers Jeffrey, and they're both.

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Speaker 6: No dabbing or dapping really either one over to alexis

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Speaker 6: something a waiter would do to get better tips.

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Speaker 1: So I also worked at a restaurant not as nice

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Speaker 3: Did you work at one that's.

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Speaker 4: Closed now permanently.

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Speaker 7: Work?

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Speaker 1: But I worked in the beer garden of it too

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Speaker 1: or like an extra free beer. You just people kind

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Speaker 1: of but they did it more so giving them free things, Jake,

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Speaker 3: Number one restaurant ended up shutting down let's just put

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Speaker 6: Three things is not.

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Speaker 7: Top five? Is all there?

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Speaker 6: Still we're going over to Jose this should be your category.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'm confused because giving recommendations and giving free

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Speaker 4: So get to the table quickly, is my answer.

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Speaker 6: Fast service is number five on the list. A couple

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Speaker 1: Think small brook Okay, I'm thinking small. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think it's just nice. This is so general though. It

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Speaker 4: Glass or actually.

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Speaker 1: I don't like too much checking in, but like enough

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Speaker 3: When they do their job. That's an interesting one, I.

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Speaker 7: Think.

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Speaker 1: I think when they check in with the table, Jake,

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Speaker 6: Checking in with the tables or returning often is number three.

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Speaker 6: Answer back to Jeffrey, tell me some thing a waiter

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Speaker 4: After these comments, I wonder what Jess gonna say.

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Speaker 3: Well, I would love for people to text in every

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Speaker 3: That would be.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that was really funny.

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Speaker 1: If you actually looked at our text board at seventy

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Speaker 1: five every once in a while, you would see that.

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Speaker 3: So you know what I like when I go to

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Speaker 3: the restaurants is when the people come out and sing

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Speaker 3: Happy Birthday for me. If you know how much they

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Speaker 3: It gets old to them. So I appreciate it when

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Speaker 3: they do singing Happy Birthday. I'm going to give a

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Speaker 6: That, so me birthday song.

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Speaker 3: See that's above and beyond the job.

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Speaker 1: Though it's not a comments like it's not like you

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Speaker 1: need to think more basic. Speaking of basic, Alexis, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go with flirting, Jake, Just flirting with the people.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna go like cutting my steak

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Speaker 4: for no.

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Speaker 1: This is back to my experience working at.

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Speaker 3: The rainforw Cafe. Flirt with the children that are there.

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Speaker 3: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 6: Flirting is number four on the Let's go over the

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Speaker 6: top five. No one got two or one Number five

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Speaker 6: was fast service, That's what Jose said. Number four was flirting.

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Speaker 6: Alexi said that number three returning often. Number two was

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Speaker 6: be friendly. Just don't somebody got it?

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Speaker 3: I mean it is true of you know what's the other?

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Speaker 6: Number one was to smile, Oh smile more God Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Okay, I deserved the shock today. Apparently I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be taking a jolt to the neck. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 3: saying lonely by Akon, Oh lonely, mister lonely. I have

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Speaker 3: no body for miles today, Jeffrey, take that one. Phone

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Speaker 3: tabs coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in.

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Speaker 3: Some things in this world are just natural rivals. Cats

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Speaker 3: and dogs, coke and pepsi, Alexis and traffic signals. They

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Speaker 3: will always and forever be at odds competing against each other.

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Speaker 1: Are the traffic signals always win?

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Speaker 3: On this show, there's been an ongoing rivalry though that's

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Speaker 3: stayed alive through the centuries. Brook versus all of our listeners,

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Speaker 3: at least when it comes to trivia, too will enter.

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Speaker 7: Only one can win.

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Speaker 3: We'll see who comes out on top. Today. The showdown

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Speaker 3: begins right now. Holidays are coming up and if you

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Speaker 3: need somebody to dog or cat sit for you while

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Speaker 3: you're out partying for Christmas, then we have just the person.

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Speaker 3: It's zero to four Deborah from merc She is retired

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Speaker 3: and just watching cats and dogs for the holidays, trying

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Speaker 3: to beat brook in winn Brooks Bucks. Welcome to the show, Debra.

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Speaker 9: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: How many? How many animals do you have right now

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Speaker 1: at your house?

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Speaker 9: I own five?

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Speaker 3: Cats?

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Speaker 10: Oh that's a lot, man, I only have two.

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Speaker 1: Oh the landlord knows you have two. Okay, your secret's

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Speaker 1: safe with us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. If the landlord she's only telling us five, who

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Speaker 3: knows how many she realizes that's lady.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So Deborah, we're happy to have you. Were sending brook

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Speaker 3: out of the studio. All that happens, you know, the

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Speaker 3: game's played. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions

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Speaker 3: as possible. If you don't know, and you can say past.

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Speaker 3: But you have to beat Brooke out right to win.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready?

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Speaker 7: Yeh?

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Speaker 3: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is

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Speaker 3: National hug a Bear Day. What's the most common bear

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Speaker 3: species on Earth?

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Speaker 10: Brown bear?

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Speaker 7: Deborah?

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Speaker 10: I lived in China for four years.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you lived in China.

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Speaker 7: For four years.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: How good are the dumplings in China?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 10: They're amazing. I live there with my four children and

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Speaker 1: Oh you traded them for the cats. It sounds like.

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Speaker 10: That's why I'm on Mercer Island. I'm looking for the husband.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today's Nash and I'll hug a

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Speaker 4: It's not as bad as you think, but we'll get

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Speaker 3: It's four thousand lines long. Dump, floater and white. Those

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've a floater.

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Speaker 1: That is terrible.

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Speaker 3: On average. The most stolen item from hotels or towels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never taken it.

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Speaker 4: I've never taken towel.

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Speaker 3: In the Disney movie Aladdin, ja'far is the main villain.

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Speaker 3: And can you sneeze in your sleep? No you cannot.

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Speaker 3: You can only sniffle. You have to wake up. If

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Speaker 1: That meansnez.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fake news. It's just a lie. So Deborah,

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Speaker 10: Perfect, thank you, thanks.

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Speaker 2: For being on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We've all tried our own side hustles that ultimately failed,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're dirty enough.

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Speaker 3: Apparently Jose tried launching a matchmaking service called herp Date.

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Speaker 3: She was having too much fun killing all the baby

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Speaker 7: Hear me confession.

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Speaker 3: I can't take back el arms mouth speak text into

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Speaker 3: seventy eight five ninety two says sorry, Amazon, you actually

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Speaker 1: Oh, way to stick it to Jeff Bezos.

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Speaker 3: Yes, in his Megga yacht only has six chacoozies on

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Speaker 3: it and not seven. No good luck living with that

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Speaker 3: kind of shame. Oh but if you've wronged a multi

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Speaker 7: Well, I'm kind of like I got a confession about

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's not about a millionaire shocking Jeffrey. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Nobody does that.

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Speaker 3: Well, Demetri, the voice change is on. You're now the

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Speaker 7: Well, you know, during the pandemic, we went remote like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, our whole office did. Except for us. We were

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Speaker 4: We wished.

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Speaker 7: We have about I don't know, forty to fifty like

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Speaker 3: Okay, tell me more about what office space looks like.

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Speaker 4: Okay, is different?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, from the net working home. But I was going

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Speaker 1: Oh, liket it to go? Is that your confession? You

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Speaker 4: Bad boy by myself, and I was productive.

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Speaker 3: Rules going to apply to me.

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Speaker 7: I was in there every day but on the off days,

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Speaker 5: Wait what Wait a minute, So like internet and printers

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Speaker 1: You turned your office into a we work like, but

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I did.

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Speaker 3: What you're not allowed to do that? How would you

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Speaker 1: How do you even pull that off?

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Speaker 7: Well? Gingerly, you gotta be careful. I was, you know,

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Speaker 7: I mean about three hundred bucks a day, by the.

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Speaker 4: That's really good.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes more if they need the office for the whole

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Speaker 7: I don't know whatever they do. I don't really get

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Speaker 1: But so would you run it to like one person,

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Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, no, I wherever wanted I put

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Speaker 1: There's people that work that go onto Craigslist.

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Speaker 3: Well, so this must be for people who are like

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Speaker 1: Well, there's definitely like communal offices out there.

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Speaker 3: Not during the pandemic were they all shut down.

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Speaker 3: Buildings weren't even open, like they wouldn't let anybody in.

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Speaker 1: But how did you not get caught?

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Speaker 7: Well? I almost did. Actually, when do you bring that up?

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Speaker 7: Because one day the boss calls and we're just chatting

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, So he knew that you were working in

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Speaker 7: I told him I'm going in because I'm bored, you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because didn't know you were a sub letting the office.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So he's like fifteen minutes out and you have people

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that particular day I had, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, whoa.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a good day for me.

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Speaker 3: But what do you do if your bosses on his

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Speaker 7: Luckily, we were talking about a project and I knew

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Speaker 7: you know what, I'm just going to come by and

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Speaker 7: So I grabbed them really quick. I went down in

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Speaker 5: He's like, you are probably the nicest, most trustworthy employee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Johnson, you're really stuffing up. You need a promotion.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we gotten fired.

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Speaker 7: We gotting canned on the spot, no doubt.

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Speaker 4: You gave him the papers and he just said, oh, well,

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Speaker 7: You look to make sure he had everything. And actually,

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Speaker 7: this other document from this one client. I said, you

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Speaker 7: know what, sit here, because otherwise you gotta go park

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Speaker 1: Oh meanwhile, like some stranger sitting at his desk crazy.

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Speaker 7: So I won back up, get the document, come back downstairs.

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Speaker 7: And then he's like, oh, thanks, you know what, I

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Speaker 7: know what you want Next time I come back.

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Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, just call me before. Yeah, that's up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we'll go get lobster tails.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: So are you still doing this? You're still renting out

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Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing. So I've been doing it for

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Speaker 1: Back yet those late yeah.

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Speaker 7: Right, So it's really kind of like doing like the juggling,

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Speaker 7: like when people say, oh, can I come in to

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Speaker 7: office and if nobody came into the office by ten,

450
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 7: they're not coming in. They don't really come in. So

451
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Speaker 7: then I say, I may have a spot in the afternoon.

452
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,360
Speaker 7: I'll call you. I'll get back to you between ten

453
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:33,919
Speaker 7: and eleven.

454
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, really smart idea. Yeah, we should have done that.

455
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: There were so many empty desks here they wouldn't have

456
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: ever known, Like if you tell people to bring in

457
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: their own laptops, you know, Yeah.

458
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 3: What website? Was it that you ever talked out the business?

459
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 3: He sounds actually worried that we might really try to

460
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 3: steal his business. No, you're you're good, dude. You're doing

461
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 3: your thing. And text into seventy five nine too. If

462
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 3: you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

463
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 3: we can change your voice and make you the next

464
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 3: mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.

465
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 2: Next, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

466
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 3: As a restaurant manager, it's interesting to see how a

467
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 3: new employee handles a stressful situation on their first week.

468
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like if you gave him a lot

469
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 3: of tables on his very first night, and just see

470
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 3: how it goes. If you spilled hot coffee on him

471
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 3: while he's singing the birthday song.

472
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a test you're going to do if you're

473
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: a restaurant manager. Could I don't think you should be

474
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: a restaurant manager.

475
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 3: Or you know what my preference is is just reaching

476
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 3: out to us and having us do a prank phone

477
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 3: call on him during the dinner rush. Yeah, how he's

478
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 3: going to handle that situation. Let's find out in your

479
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 3: phone tap right now.

480
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 2: It's another.

481
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 7: On the twenties, good evening.

482
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 10: This is a steakhouse. My name is Thomas. How can

483
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 10: I help you?

484
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 3: Hey, Thomas, I need to book a table this Friday, party.

485
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 10: Of one party one for this coming Friday.

486
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 3: Yes please?

487
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 10: Okay, what's your name?

488
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 3: It's Phil, Phil with a P.

489
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 10: I didn't know there was another way to sell that.

490
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. It just sounds like an f so

491
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 3: I sometimes I want to clarify.

492
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,479
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, So Phil, what time were you thinking on Friday?

493
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 3: Like six pm? At least that's my understanding of when

494
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 3: the festivities are supposed to begin.

495
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 10: The festivities?

496
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard we're supposed to be like a surprise

497
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 3: proposal at your restaurant around that time. Oh, the woman

498
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 3: named Serene.

499
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 10: So you're a part of that.

500
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 7: Yeah?

501
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 10: Sure, okay.

502
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 3: I was just hoping to get a table as close

503
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 3: as possible, you know, facing the couple.

504
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 10: Could we do that facing the couple? We should be

505
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 10: able to do that. Bear with me, sec and you

506
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 10: are confirmed?

507
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 7: All right?

508
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 10: Do you have any other questions for me?

509
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 7: Uh?

510
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you know if they're planning on getting your

511
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 3: famous red velvet cake.

512
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, says it red velvet right here in the notes.

513
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 4: Oh god, what's our thing?

514
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: Bill?

515
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 7: Yeah? Everything all right?

516
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 10: We confirmed.

517
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question, Thomas, I guess have

518
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 3: you ever had your heart broken before?

519
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 10: What is going on?

520
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 3: So? Look, the woman who's getting proposed to, you know, Sharene,

521
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 3: she's my ex. Oh wow, And so this has just

522
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 3: been really hard on me. So I know, I just

523
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 3: think watching it happen will just be a really good thing. Wait,

524
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 3: at least that's what my therapist says.

525
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 10: She says, Are you sure about that?

526
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 3: She tells me it could be closure.

527
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 10: You know, I don't know if I can be part

528
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 10: of your emotional journey.

529
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 3: No, you don't have to be there. I can do

530
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 3: it alone.

531
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 7: That's that's not what I mean. I have to say

532
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 7: to you.

533
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 10: I think special if we cancel your reservation?

534
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: No?

535
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 7: Why?

536
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: Why? No?

537
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 10: To be honest, you're a mess man. And I also

538
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 10: don't want this couple to be uncomfortable. It's there special

539
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 10: to say. You don't want to be the fly in

540
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 10: their oppintment.

541
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 3: Look, I know that on the surface, it probably seems

542
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 3: like it's going to be really uncomfortable, especially since she

543
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 3: doesn't know I'm going to be there or anything. Oh God,

544
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 3: But look, look, I'm willing to clap. Okay, I will.

545
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 3: I will clap when she commits to him.

546
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 10: I have to be honest with you. I'm gonna be

547
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 10: straight up. I don't think they need any clapping from you,

548
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 10: any disservance from you.

549
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 3: I have it all planned out a watcher. Say yes,

550
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 3: and then I'll take a few picks, you know, for

551
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 3: the happy couple. No no, no, no no, And then

552
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 3: i can go over to their table and I'll hand

553
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 3: her the love scrap books that we made.

554
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 10: Phil, Phil, you're not going to do any of that.

555
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 10: What you're gonna do is you're gonna stay home. I'm

556
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 10: going to cancel your reservation.

557
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 3: But what about the love scrap book?

558
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 10: I don't know anything about that.

559
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 7: Man.

560
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: Well, I need to give them back to her so

561
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 3: that she knows that our love is over.

562
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 10: Holy man, this is worse than I thought.

563
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 3: No, it's good, it's good. I'm gonna I'm gonna give

564
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 3: her the scrap books. No no, no, no no, and

565
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna say there there you go, sharene that scrap.

566
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 10: These now all our love scrap Phil. I'm gonna need

567
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 10: to stop you right there. If my boss finds out

568
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 10: I have booked an X next to a bride, my

569
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 10: job is over all.

570
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 3: Right, I hear you what you're saying. So if I'm

571
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 3: not gonna be there, I'm at least gonna leave the

572
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 3: love scrap books with you. And then if you bring

573
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 3: out dessert with a candle on it afterwards, she can,

574
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 3: you know, burn the scrap book on the table. Phil Again, closure,

575
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 3: I need it.

576
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 10: I apologize. I have a line forming right in front

577
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 10: of me. I have to take care and seat. Okay,

578
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 10: I'm grade, I'm gonna have to go.

579
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well maybe you could just do one

580
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 3: more thing for me. Then can you just say I

581
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 3: fell for this prank phone call?

582
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 7: Holy?

583
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 3: That way I can have closure on this too.

584
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 7: Dude, who are you?

585
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 3: My name is actually Jeff from the radio show Brook

586
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap

587
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 3: on you.

588
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 10: Man, God, you gotta be kidding me.

589
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: It's a joke.

590
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 7: It's a joke.

591
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can relax.

592
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 7: Holy.

593
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 3: You can blame your boss, James. He's the one that

594
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: sets you up because he said that you just started,

595
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 3: you're new at the restaurant, and he put in a

596
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: fake proposal on the books to try and play a

597
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 3: joke on you. But can I at least please put

598
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: the ring on the lobster claw. I think that's what

599
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 3: I really need to finally move on.

600
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 10: Phil, You're stuff.

601
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 4: That's what Scharene said.

602
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: God wake up every morning with Moone taps weekday mornings

603
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: on the Twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

604
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter where you work or what you do

605
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 3: for a living. Eventually there's going to come a day. Well,

606
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: you're gonna need to say goodbye to the job that

607
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 3: you're at, or maybe the job says goodbye to you.

608
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've tried that very well for them.

609
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 3: I know you're like a cockroach, you just won't die.

610
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 3: But typically that doesn't happen after just one week. No,

611
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 3: Well that's the case today for one of our listeners

612
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 3: because he made a complete bonehead mistake with his new career,

613
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 3: and because of that, he needs to make one of

614
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: the most uncomfortable calls of his entire life. You'll find

615
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 3: out the unintentional, hilarious situation that he got himself into

616
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

617
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 7: Next.

618
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 3: It's awkward.

619
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

620
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. We're in the middle of

621
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 3: a time called the Great Resignation right now, where people

622
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 3: are leaving their jobs, switching careers at a record pace

623
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: in this Country's true. We've seen it here at the

624
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: radio station. I wish I could see it here in

625
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 3: the studio.

626
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: You're wishing that for yourself, right How crazy would.

627
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: It be if I just walked out right now? It's

628
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 3: just never came back crazy these times.

629
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 4: I wouldn't blink it, no come back.

630
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have any other skills, you have no

631
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: other into the professional world. You just walk to stay here.

632
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, because I kind of want to hear

633
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: what happens to the guy that emailed the show. I'm

634
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 3: only doing it for the listeners, not for anybody who

635
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 3: you are hirable.

636
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, oh, thank you.

637
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: I would have begged you to stay, but that's okay.

638
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 3: Damon is the one that emailed us for help about

639
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 3: something going on with his job. Damon, Welcome to the

640
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: show man.

641
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 9: Hey, what's going on?

642
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 7: Bun?

643
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: Walk out on? Da Damian? I hope you have a

644
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: better resume than anybody in radio does.

645
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 3: Hope co workers actually like you.

646
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: What kind of business do you work in?

647
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't want to get super specific about business,

648
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 9: but it's it's uh.

649
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 3: Competitive.

650
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: I mean, can you tell us is it a desk job?

651
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: Is it a what kind of job? Is it?

652
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: Well, let me ask a more interesting question than that.

653
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 3: Uh tell us about Uh.

654
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: You're good again, I told you that job.

655
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 9: It's a death job.

656
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: Okay. So what's what's going on in your life and

657
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 3: your career? Like what made you email us?

658
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 9: Well, so I've been like just basically applying for a

659
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 9: lot of different jobs. I was in this dead end career.

660
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 9: The company wasn't doing well at all, so I just figured,

661
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 9: you know, it was it was time to get out.

662
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 9: So I started looking, and you know, I just applying online.

663
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 9: You know, probably like seventy eighty different jobs online.

664
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: Jo Oh my god, Oh wow, you'll take anything besides

665
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: the job you're currently working.

666
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm guessing. His cover letter says to whom this

667
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: may concern because you were just mass sending those out.

668
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, how is that going?

669
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 9: Like, well, I wasn't getting anything for a while. And

670
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 9: there's this one. I mean I can't tell you the name,

671
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 9: but it starts with an E and I see it

672
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 9: in my inbox and I immediately freak out because out

673
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 9: of all of them, this is probably like one of

674
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 9: the top places I would want to work. It's like

675
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 9: a dream job.

676
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: Is anyone else going through all the E companies in

677
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: their head right now?

678
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: Or is it just me?

679
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: I can think of like two, Yeah, I got one.

680
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

681
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 9: So you're excited, Yeah, within this company, I've heard you

682
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 9: move up the ladder and you can move up pretty quick,

683
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 9: and so I was really excited. I'm thinking I'm going

684
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 9: to have to go through like sixteenth stages of interviews,

685
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 9: background check, psych tests.

686
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a legitimate company. Then you're talking about well.

687
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 9: That's what I assumed. But then the person just emails

688
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 9: me back and says, call me today so we can

689
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 9: discuss potential employment. Right right off of that, I didn't

690
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 9: have to do anything. She just goes, I need someone asap.

691
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: Okay. Everybody else is thinking this is sketchy, right too.

692
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

693
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 4: I mean they're desperate.

694
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: I even still. I just feel like you're going to

695
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: call this person that'll be like, okay for five hundred dollars,

696
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: just wire me the money. And then we'll give you a.

697
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 4: Job and gift cards.

698
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: Totally.

699
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 3: So did you call them? Like, how did that go?

700
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 7: Yeah?

701
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 9: So I called the woman. Her name was Aaron, she's

702
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 9: the boss, okay, and she was really cool, seemed a

703
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 9: little younger, and said that she was surprised when someone

704
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 9: with my skill set applied, and she seemed like super excited.

705
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: Oh so it's like legit.

706
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 7: It was like she was real yeah, yeah.

707
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, she was a real person. But she was

708
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 9: just like this is amazing, and I was like, awesome,

709
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 9: this is amazing, And like ten minutes later, she offered

710
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 9: me the position.

711
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 7: On the FOT.

712
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: Wow, dude, that's awesome.

713
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: Why are you on the phone with us for an

714
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday?

715
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 7: Then?

716
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: Like it sounds like life is fantastic for you.

717
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 9: Well, this is where the story makes it turned okay.

718
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 9: So on the phone, she asked if I could start

719
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 9: the following Monday, and I said okay.

720
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: You said okay, but don't you have to give your

721
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: current employer two weeks before you start?

722
00:32:59,360 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 7: Yeah?

723
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I kind of screwed them over.

724
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 10: Not gonna lie.

725
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 4: Okay, Now you're never going to see them again, bro, it's.

726
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 10: Not going to come back.

727
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: Okay.

728
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 9: So, needless to say, the new job that I quit

729
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 9: my other previous job over was not at all what

730
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 9: I was expecting. In fact, it was a lot different.

731
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 9: And it wasn't even the company that I thought. Wait wait,

732
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 9: well their name also started with an E. But in

733
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 9: like in my excitement, I must have missed it. Now

734
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 9: I am the activities director at a senior living facility.

735
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 4: He thought he was working at ex Media.

736
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: Shut up, this is where you need an interview.

737
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 7: No, it's so stupid.

738
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 9: I saw the word director in the post, and like,

739
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 9: she came at me so hard and so fast. I

740
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 9: never asked her about like the job a.

741
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: Lot because he's like, nobody's implying for this nobody bingo.

742
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 9: Okay, I should have known when she said I get

743
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 9: free newspaper and I.

744
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, oh newspaper. Wait have you started the

745
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: job already as the senior living director.

746
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been there for a week and I don't

747
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 9: know how to let her down that I have to

748
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 9: quit this. I mean, I feel like such an idiot,

749
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 9: but I also.

750
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 3: Feel really bad and you want to quit.

751
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, I need to quit.

752
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: Oh it is so hard.

753
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: So you're gonna use us to quit your job.

754
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 9: I think at this point, I've messed up so badly

755
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 9: I have to go out with a bang.

756
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: Right.

757
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 5: Ah, well, you also like you want to be nice, right,

758
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 5: You're not just gonna go out with a bang.

759
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 3: I mean, well, my god, we have some serious thinking

760
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 3: to do. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back,

761
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 3: give you a little bit of advice, and then let

762
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 3: you quit your job at the senior center after one week.

763
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 3: It does awkward Tuesday phone call. Next, hold on, man,

764
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 3: it's awkward.

765
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

766
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 4: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

767
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 3: It's one thing to quit your job, but it's a

768
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 3: totally another thing to quit the job you didn't even

769
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 3: know you were taking. Yeah, because that's what happened to

770
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 3: one of our listeners, Damon. He accidentally accepted a position,

771
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 3: believing it was at his dream company, when in reality

772
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,240
Speaker 3: he showed up and he was the new activities director

773
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 3: at a senior center.

774
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome, miss He missed the activities part in the description.

775
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 3: So now Damon is about to call his boss, who

776
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 3: he actually likes, yeah, and let her know. Yeah. I

777
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 3: didn't know that I was accepting this particular job. I

778
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: thought it was something else.

779
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh, and you've been only there a week. Gosh.

780
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I know he's looking for some advice on

781
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 3: what to say, Brook, Do you have anything for him?

782
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 7: You know?

783
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: I just feel like this mistake happened for a reason

784
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: in your life and that maybe you would like really

785
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: benefit from spending time at the senior center. So I'm

786
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: not saying don't quit. I do think that you still

787
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: need to quit.

788
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: You're saying early application.

789
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying that you need you need to tell

790
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: her and you need to follow through on volunteering like

791
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: once a week. I really think it could benefit you.

792
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 9: That's actually not a bad idea. I would considering volunteering there. See, Okay,

793
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 9: I don't know about once a week. I don't know

794
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 9: about once.

795
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think?

796
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

797
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 5: I think regardless, you are doing the right thing by

798
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 5: calling us, like you've only been there for a week,

799
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 5: And the longer you stay at a job like that,

800
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 5: the more relationships you're.

801
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,720
Speaker 4: Going to form with the seniors.

802
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 5: That's true, not like those kind of relationship yeahship. So

803
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 5: I think no matter how you do it, I think

804
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 5: you just got to do it now you cannot go

805
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 5: back into that job.

806
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: Well, and plus she may have other backup applicants. Still sure,

807
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: since you've only been there a week, so it may

808
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: be easy for her to fill in.

809
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we've done the best that we can, Damon.

810
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 3: That's the best that we got. Hopefully it helps. I'm

811
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 3: gonna dial your boss, Aaron, and we'll let you make

812
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: your awkward Tuesday phone call.

813
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 9: You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

814
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: All right, we'll be here when we feel like we

815
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 3: need to jump in.

816
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 7: So here we go.

817
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 9: Hello, Hey Aaron, it's Damon.

818
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh hi Demon, how are you?

819
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 7: I I'm okay, how are you?

820
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 9: Everything good?

821
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 2: Oh?

822
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 9: My god? You know you know who says hi?

823
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: Willy?

824
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 7: Yeah? How's he doing? How's Willy?

825
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 9: Oh?

826
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 10: He passed?

827
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: Now I'm just kidding.

828
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 10: Oh my god, he's doing great. I just saw the

829
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 10: hallways going to aerobics and he was telling me how

830
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 10: great it is that you know that you're here.

831
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 7: Yeah.

832
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's their humor.

833
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 7: I love it.

834
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: So, So what's going on?

835
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 10: What can I do for you?

836
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: Uh?

837
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 7: Okay?

838
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 9: So, first of all, I know it's you know, only

839
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 9: been a week and you have been I can't even

840
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 9: express how kind and encouraging and just really great boss.

841
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 7: And I mean that.

842
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 10: No, I mean like really great. Yeah, that's really sweet

843
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 10: and you and you know, you need to know that

844
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 10: all the people here they love you, and you've been

845
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 10: such a great employee so far.

846
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 9: Well, thank you.

847
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 7: I appreciate that.

848
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 9: Oh and you know these three ladies who sit in

849
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 9: the East Lounge every day, they did They call it

850
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 9: God's Waiting Room.

851
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, they go.

852
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 9: I call them the Golden Girls.

853
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

854
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, they love you. They think you're so cute and

855
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 9: hilarious and I love your youthful energy and they said

856
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 9: that it fills up the building.

857
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 10: So you already have some fans.

858
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 9: Thank well, thank you for that. At Yeah, you're probably

859
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 9: gonna hate me, but I need to tell you something

860
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 9: that is just super embarrassing.

861
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 10: What's going on?

862
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 9: Well, so when I was accepting the job last week,

863
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 9: you know I kind of didn't know what I was doing.

864
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 10: You mean, like like where the bingo cards were. It's okay,

865
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 10: like you just have to get used to it, and

866
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 10: they put them in a weird place.

867
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 9: No, no, no, I mean like I didn't know that

868
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 9: this was the job that I was accepting. Like I

869
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 9: thought it was a different company. What do you mean, Well,

870
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 9: there's another company that also starts.

871
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 7: With an E.

872
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 9: You know, and I thought I was accepting an offer there.

873
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 10: Oh, do you mean like a different senior living home.

874
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 9: No, No, I mean like a completely different company, not

875
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 9: a senior living home, like A like A like A.

876
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 9: It's a completely different company that looks and sounds exactly

877
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 9: similar to your company. So I'm I'm sorry, but I

878
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 9: never I never meant to take this role, and I was.

879
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 9: I was so embarrassed that I did accept the position

880
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 9: and work there for a week. But sorry to do this,

881
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 9: but I really need to quit.

882
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: We are you at an arcade?

883
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 10: That's the first time, Aaron, I'm confused.

884
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 3: You're You're on the radio right now, Aaron on a

885
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 3: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning the radio.

886
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably the most unprofessional way to quit a

887
00:40:58,719 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: job ever, but here we are.

888
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 3: Don't throw the bus.

889
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: What this is crazy.

890
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 9: I'm on the radio right now.

891
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this is this is called Brooke and Jeffrey

892
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: in the Morning. We're doing a segment with Damon called

893
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 3: an Awkward Tuesday phone Call because he needed some help

894
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 3: letting you know about the mistake that he made.

895
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sad. Wait that you're on

896
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: the radio. I mean we get that a lot on

897
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: the show, but or that he's quitting.

898
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm sad that he's quitting.

899
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 10: And I'm sad that this is happening.

900
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.

901
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 9: I know I feel terrible about it.

902
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 10: You don't like working.

903
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 9: No, it's not that. It's just not what I do.

904
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 9: It's not it's not like it's not my profession. I

905
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 9: and you know, I mean, you know, the money wasn't

906
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 9: what I was making, and I just I feel terrible.

907
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 9: But listen, you got to tell the Golden Girls this story.

908
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 9: They would love to hear it.

909
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're gonna miss you. Tell the Golden Girls

910
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 1: what damon that they were a mistake to terrible? Oh yeah, damon.

911
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: You're supposed to follow it up. He wants to volunteer.

912
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: He loves being there. It's just not something he wants

913
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: to do for work.

914
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 9: And man, it's true. Well ar not a lot of

915
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 9: people know this about me, but I'm actually an incredible juggler.

916
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 9: Oh I think like maybe once a week, what if

917
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 9: I came and like did a little juggling act for everybody?

918
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 3: Or I bet Willie would love to see that.

919
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: Dres In the air.

920
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 9: But again, I'm so sorry. I feel terrible.

921
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 10: You know, I'm really sorry to hear that that. Like you,

922
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 10: you know, I know that you you're sorry that you're leaving,

923
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 10: and that you know you do something else and you

924
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 10: didn't expect this job to be what it is.

925
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 9: But if you like it, like maybe that's life telling

926
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 9: you you need to be doing this.

927
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 10: And I would love to have you be here.

928
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: And also like, do you have a job right now,

929
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 1: because like, if you don't, then you could just stay

930
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: and see what happens.

931
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: Oh, that's an idea. What do you think, damon.

932
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 9: I just want you to know, guys, this is why

933
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 9: I accepted the job in the first place. Because she's

934
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 9: amazing at this, at recruiting, at this.

935
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 7: I know.

936
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: It's such a good job. It's satisfying, you're so good

937
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: at it.

938
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 3: And it's very rare to work someplace where people actually

939
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: like you. Let me tell you some personal experience. Yeah,

940
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 3: the fact that everybody loves you there, Like, I wouldn't leave.

941
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: That's not a company, Jeff, that's all on you.

942
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 3: Like, if people actually like you, don't don't leave.

943
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just work here until you get something else.

944
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm rooting for a career change for you, Jamon.

945
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, like, in a week's time, you've already

946
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: connected with multiple residents at the Senior Center. She loves you,

947
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: You've got a funny boss.

948
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like something you should at least

949
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 3: think about, Damon, because it sounds like you don't have

950
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 3: a job lined up already.

951
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 9: I mean no, but I'm gonna have to be spending

952
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 9: a lot of time finding a new job, and I can't.

953
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 10: Well, you know, you always have a here and people

954
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 10: love you and it's a great lifestyle.

955
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 9: So but I am serious when I say that I

956
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 9: will be back to come and do my juggling. Actually, okay, well,

957
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 9: you know you always have a drop here.

958
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: I just want to sign up to live there.

959
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 3: Two years. You'll qualify.

960
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

961
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage for your

962
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 3: entertainment pleasure. Former stand up comedian who decided he didn't

963
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 3: have what it took to make it big time jokey

964
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 3: James from renting.

965
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 7: It's a grind.

966
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 4: I can tell you from one coming to another, what was.

967
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: Your favorite show you ever did? James?

968
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 7: Oh, it was actually way back when I was in Ohio,

969
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 7: Bama got here from an open mic night. They call

970
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 7: me back to mc oh cool.

971
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 4: Hey, that's actually really good, bro.

972
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: Maybe it's not your fault, James. Maybe the people in

973
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: Ohio just not as funny.

974
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 5: It's funny because comics will say that that wasn't me man,

975
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 5: Just it was a bad audience tonight.

976
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 3: Right, then you'll get it.

977
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: It's just like a relationship, James.

978
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 3: We think you're funny. James.

979
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're headlining our show.

980
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 7: Hey, there we go, all right, way another, I made it.

981
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio. All

982
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: that happens, you know, the game's played. He got thirty

983
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 3: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

984
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

985
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 3: to beat Brook out right to win. Are you ready?

986
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 7: I'm ready?

987
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Kendall Jenner

988
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 3: celebrates a birthday today. Is she older or younger than

989
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 3: Kylie Jenner?

990
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 9: Older?

991
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: The novels Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol were written

992
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 3: by whom Dickens. Which state are the Hampton's located in.

993
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 10: Oh Massachusetts, Mimi.

994
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 3: Rogers and Katie Holmes were both once married to what actor?

995
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 3: Which system of the human body controls the senses?

996
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: Uh?

997
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 3: I don't think we can give him that one, O, James.

998
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 3: After you quit stand up comedy, what did you end

999
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: up turning to for your career?

1000
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: Uh?

1001
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 10: Sales and now actually sales consulting business.

1002
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 9: I do a lot of training, all right, Yeah, for sure,

1003
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 9: for sure?

1004
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 4: All right, James, training are really funny.

1005
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: During your.

1006
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 4: We sell differently from where I'm from.

1007
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 3: All Right, Brooke, it's your turn? Are you ready?

1008
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 6: Ready?

1009
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 7: All right?

1010
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Kendall Jenner celebrates a birthday today?

1011
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 3: Is she older or younger than Kylie Jenner?

1012
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: Older?

1013
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: The novels Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol were written

1014
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: by whom?

1015
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: Carl Dickens.

1016
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 3: Which state are the Hampton's located in?

1017
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: God h, New York.

1018
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: Mimi Rogers and Katie Holmes were both once married to

1019
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 3: what actor Tom Cruise? Which system of the human body

1020
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 3: controls the senses?

1021
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: Nervous system?

1022
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 3: At thirteen one hundred and seventy miles. What's the name

1023
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 3: of the longest man made structure in the world?

1024
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: Longest man made?

1025
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 7: Oh?

1026
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: The Great Wall of China.

1027
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 3: Ah, all right, we got our answers in. Let's go

1028
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.

1029
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 4: There's no such thing as ghost, you dumb kids. Jokie, James,

1030
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 4: you got three correct today?

1031
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 7: Hey?

1032
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: Okay?

1033
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 4: And Brook?

1034
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 1: Is he also smarty? James?

1035
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 4: Well you got sick?

1036
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 2: Oh?

1037
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: No, smoked youa James Brook hasn't gotten one wrong in

1038
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: two days.

1039
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 3: Here's the answers, just to remind you of how well

1040
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 3: you did. Kendall Jenner is older than her sister Kylie Jenner.

1041
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 3: The novels Oliver Twist and Christmas Carol were both written

1042
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 3: by Charles Dickens. The Hampton's are located in New York.

1043
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 4: You're syndicated there. You should know where they are.

1044
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: I send you.

1045
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: I got it right.

1046
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 3: Rogers and Katie Holmes are both married to Tom Cruise.

1047
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 3: And the system of the human body that controls the

1048
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 3: senses is the nervous system.

1049
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 4: If it makes you feel better, James, even if we

1050
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 4: gave it to you, you.

1051
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 3: Wouldn't I know, I know, James said.

1052
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: The wall okay, and that's why his crew did work.

1053
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's yelling, that's not the punchlines.

1054
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: Stop laughing is the longest man made structure in the world.

1055
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: We love you, James.

1056
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 3: We love you, not enough to give you any money, though.

1057
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 3: But the good news is just for playing, We're giving

1058
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 3: you two tickets to the Seattle Christmas Market. Seattle's Winter

1059
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 3: wonderland is back again this year. Make unforgettable memories at

1060
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 3: the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities, delicious food and more.

1061
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 3: You can go find your tickets for the Seattle Christmas

1062
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 3: Market at Seattle Christmas Market.

1063
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 7: Okay, that's fair, that's fair, all right man.

1064
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for playing, James. We'll be back

1065
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 3: to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey

1066
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 3: in the morning.