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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgariff.

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Speaker 1: We are leaving Karen's house on a beautiful summer day.

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Speaker 2: I mean just absolutely gorgeous out here in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: I just came from where it was still snowing. That's

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Speaker 4: You know, word.

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Speaker 1: Choice is so important. And had they called global warming

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Speaker 1: But it is bizarre how around Christmas there's no snow

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Speaker 3: And hmmmm, thought pizza fries, pizza fries.

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Speaker 4: That's how the world feels right now.

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Speaker 1: Karen, it's very important. I know we hear it so

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Speaker 1: But you do need some selfish me time, Yes, and

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Speaker 1: I've been meaning to learn how to meditate my whole life.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he didn't know what the reference was.

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Speaker 4: No, No, I tried.

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Speaker 4: Mean, congratulations, I made.

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Speaker 3: Luckily there was so much traffic. It's not like I

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised this car didn't make a decision like, yes.

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Speaker 2: I do that you aren't supposed to be doing this.

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Speaker 3: But it's all off.

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Speaker 4: It's okay, that was fine.

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Speaker 4: What were you saying?

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Speaker 2: I was trying to tell you through But Steve O

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Speaker 1: Stories about Steve vehicular homicide.

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Speaker 4: But then we all are on planes.

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Speaker 2: Exactly like no one's trying to make deep eye contact

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Speaker 4: Sounded like that, Yes.

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Speaker 2: So but then I realized because our plane was delayed

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Speaker 2: It was like it was they had this whole weather

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we.

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Speaker 2: Were kind of like evening out, but the seabolt light

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Speaker 2: I'm nowhere near anything.

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Speaker 1: I just got up. I heard about oh a left turn.

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Speaker 2: I heard you what, so straight just straight through from

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Speaker 1: God, it would have been so great if we both

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Speaker 3: Just read have you seen James of Domians?

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Speaker 1: It's great. I like wearing the veneer teeth and I'm

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Speaker 1: not even sure Elon Musk has those mud its. I

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Speaker 1: he looks like him and sounds like him, and it's great.

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Speaker 2: And he kind of looks like the MCB mac to

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Speaker 2: Night Moon. Yes, yes, like the chin and the teeth.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, what a curse to be that being, to be

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Speaker 2: that being, to be that moon? Yes, so okay, So

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Speaker 2: so she goes comes back and I turned to this

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Speaker 2: because you're you're doing everything you can not to like

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Speaker 2: the cause of what, which I don't think I've ever

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Speaker 3: And then I go sit back down.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm fine, whatever, and I don't ever turn

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Speaker 2: opens up the overhead bin and says, do you have

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Speaker 3: I look up and it's not seatbelts.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so great.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited for like literally for hours, sustained

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Speaker 3: I'm just here with him.

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Speaker 2: I'm just like doing something next to him, and that's

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Speaker 1: It's so funny that I've watched him ever since he

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Speaker 3: Well, now I know not to fall for the hat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's just like shaved head guy and

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Speaker 1: hard to avoid the when someone falls asleep and they

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Speaker 3: But I bet he's not.

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Speaker 2: Like I know he's sober now, but I bet he's

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Speaker 2: not the kind of person that's like, I should have

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Speaker 3: He's like, fuck it, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It was all a life that he lived that

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Speaker 4: I suppose some of the things.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he does.

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Speaker 3: Sure we all do.

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Speaker 1: Look, yes, we all thought it was bad to slack

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Speaker 1: line over those alligators for an MTP A low union

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Speaker 1: paide job. Yes, you or Steva?

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Speaker 2: Yes, while in that Wild Boys in Wild Boys, you're

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Speaker 2: in it?

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Speaker 1: No, Oh, Chris Pontius.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people confuse us, I love Chris Ponti.

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Speaker 1: He is, Yeah, he seems like a nice person.

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Speaker 3: He seems like the real deal.

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Speaker 2: you know many people age and it's been a very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. I think it's just luck of

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Speaker 1: the jeans in that one. Yeah, but yeah, they got

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Speaker 1: they fell onto alligators and they were snapping in mind

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Like that shit or them dressing up his bananas

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Speaker 2: you ever see that one? It's like this shit they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean from the beginning, I couldn't relate the

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, I can't relate it to that

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Speaker 1: That's uh.

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Speaker 4: I am not that guy. That guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I did have the opportunity to weasel in

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Speaker 1: in the beginning, did you yes?

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Speaker 4: I said, I'm on a road trip.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time to think of stunts, and I

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Speaker 3: Because this is not a real offer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and should we go to this place? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 2: Ok.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Aaron McGhee he is an old snowboarder pal and

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Speaker 1: letters that said Jackass on it. So I didn't think

447
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 1: it was real. Yeah, it seems pretty I have a show, yeah,

448
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: MTV and Spike Jones and me, do you want to

449
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: think of stunts? And so not really, as it started

450
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: to happen as it was already a show. I realized

451
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: he was on it and realized this was what he

452
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: was talking about. But even all that, and so my

453
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,199
Speaker 1: friends always said you could have been on it, and

454
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think so. I think he just

455
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: wanted some ideas. I wasn't going to jump in there

456
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: and say, oh, I'm scared of everything.

457
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 4: Can I be that guy?

458
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 2: Well? They do, but I mean, like, you wouldn't have

459
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 2: wanted to be the whipping boy on there.

460
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 3: That's what a lot a lot of those guys.

461
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this just feels like high school pecking

462
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 2: order bullshit that I don't love.

463
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think someone with my anger issues would

464
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: have ended up being the whipping boy.

465
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 4: I just would have been a really bad member at Jack.

466
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't do anything, and then he hits his friends

467
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: when they try and make him. Someone tastes him. Laughs,

468
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: You taste him and he punches you. It doesn't make sense.

469
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,439
Speaker 1: I'd be the least favorite. No posters of me on

470
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: any child's wall. Yeah, yeah, that's I on my flight.

471
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: Similar thing we're taking off, and I did the same thing.

472
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: I got up while we're still ascending or decent, But

473
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: I it just is down to flight attendant. Like I

474
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: was like, I really have to go to the bathroom,

475
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, that's all right. Yeah, And

476
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: I knew it was not someone made an announcement please remain.

477
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 3: I'm like I would have if I could.

478
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 4: No one wants what could happen to happen?

479
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so funny. I know I usually have

480
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: that all planned or whatever, but they must. It must

481
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 2: happen all the time. If you're going to delay the

482
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 2: plane over and over, everyone has it timed out perfectly.

483
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 3: I know exactly how much of my.

484
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: Fiji water bottle to drink while I'm waiting, Yeah, before

485
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: and after, Like I just don't want to be trapped

486
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: anywhere where I can't go to the bathroom.

487
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm designed my whole day to not ever. I

488
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: will dehydrate myself just to avoid that situation on a plane.

489
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: But I there was turbulence on the.

490
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 5: Way in, and I thought I saw peripherally the wheels

491
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 5: the landing gear of another plane, a real John Lethgow

492
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 5: or actually in the black and white version, it was someone.

493
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: Too William it was Shatner. Yeah, I swear I saw

494
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,959
Speaker 1: a plane coming to the sud and we were having turbulence,

495
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: so everyone was already I make fun of people when

496
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: they scream and grab the arm of their neighbor, and

497
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: because I've gotten used to it to where it's like,

498
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: we're not gonna Yeah, I yelped, high pitched. I screamed

499
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: when I thought I and everyone looked at me. I'm

500
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: just so surprised that I could make that noise and

501
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: that I chose to be that panic. I don't know

502
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: anyone who's ever perished in a plane wreck. Well I

503
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: know three people that have gotten ask answer, why am

504
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: I not screaming on the toilet?

505
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 3: You're screaming inside?

506
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: Screaming on the.

507
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: Every day you scream and scream inside on the toilet.

508
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: And then I grabbed the arm of the person next

509
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: to me.

510
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: I mean that's why I don't love traveling as much

511
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: as because I feel like everyone's on the verge of screaming.

512
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 2: So it's like that, right, You're you didn't choose to scream.

513
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: It was a reaction in a heightened situation. Yeah, like

514
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: that's just kind of how it is.

515
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really thought something was coming at us, because

516
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: that planes collide, that seems to be a new thing

517
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: that's happening, and it's on my mind. And I don't

518
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: know what I saw, but there was a thing that

519
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: wasn't cloudser sky. It was dark. It flew by. It

520
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: was the monster.

521
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 4: It was John Leckow.

522
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 3: It was the monster.

523
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: It was it was Victor French hang gliding. I don't

524
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: know what it was, but it was.

525
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: It was worthy.

526
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it made me yelp or I went a act

527
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: like Kathy. I just did a high pitch. Oh.

528
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 3: Then it was a bikini, that's what it was.

529
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: Right, it was it was cold coffee. It was a

530
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: stack of paperwork. But yeah, it I do notice that

531
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: every time I'm descending into Salt Lake City, which is

532
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: a hub. You gotta go to salt it's lobbly all

533
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: been there, there's always crazy.

534
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 3: Oh that's because the mountain range and stuff.

535
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 4: Yes, and the Salt Lake.

536
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 3: It's very it's that salty lake.

537
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 4: Why would they get rid of it? Everyone likes stonnuts.

538
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: That one too, was like especially glazed, like deeply saturated

539
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 2: with glaze. It was kind of gross to eat. And

540
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: I every once in a while, I'm like, I'm fucking eating

541
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: one of those things.

542
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 4: Hey, when you're in your car.

543
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: You can eat anything.

544
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 3: Oh that's good to know.

545
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't have to stop when someone's looking.

546
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 3: In or when the light is read.

547
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: I'm in my car. Yeah, that was a special situation. Also,

548
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: if you're in your car and everyone starts moving, you

549
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: move too.

550
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 4: Yes, those were people turning.

551
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 3: Left, but that's why they were moving.

552
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: But also there was It's the thing in LA people

553
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: the green arrow shows up and immediately someone hanks right,

554
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: and so thees and then I think they're honking up

555
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 2: me or that I have somehow paused, and that's and

556
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: also the car that was supposed to be turning left

557
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: also was didn't go right away.

558
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, No, I.

559
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: There had to be something. I really couldn't. If we

560
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: were in court right now and I had to describe it,

561
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: we'd be in big trouble.

562
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 2: I think we already are. I kept looking behind, like,

563
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: were there any cops? Did anybody see me do this

564
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 2: insanely illegal thing?

565
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 3: But not in La.

566
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: That would be funny if we just both got we

567
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 1: got pulled over, and the cops just we're just laughing,

568
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: What the hell did we just do?

569
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

570
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: This is so refreshing. I love writing tickets for laughing

571
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: two laughing idiots.

572
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: I've got for a while.

573
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: I had a gift card to Outback Steakhouse in my

574
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: wallet for a long time. When's that episode we come

575
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: out all filled with awesome blossoms?

576
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: Do you mean blooming onions?

577
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 3: Yep?

578
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

579
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 4: Did you try and wash the ramen off your face

580
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 4: with chocolate?

581
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: Yep?

582
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 3: Yep?

583
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: That kid? You know the kid, right?

584
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: I think the spiral video.

585
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she looks like a somewhat feral child and

586
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: she's chocolate all over her face and they're like, ah, why.

587
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 4: Do you have chocolate in your face?

588
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: She's like, I was eating ramen and I it's spilled.

589
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: And she's like, did you wipe the ramen off with chotla?

590
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,959
Speaker 1: And she said yep. And I watch it. That's one

591
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: of those videos I've saved. It puts me in a

592
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: good mood. Yeah, that's my meditation.

593
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: That is true meditation. Just just watch that for half

594
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 3: an hour straight.

595
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah that counts. Yeah.

596
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: I like the one where the girl is that can

597
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 2: I pit that Doug and it's a bear?

598
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 4: Is that the original?

599
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: Oh?

600
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 3: Maybe not?

601
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. That is the one I've seen them

602
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: like that has to be from something else.

603
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, But the first time I saw it,

604
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: that's I saw just as that, So that's how I

605
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: learned it. But I'm sure the original was something different.

606
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: But it's so funny.

607
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet that now.

608
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: And it literally is as a little girl pointing to

609
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 2: a black bear that's trying to walk up to the

610
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: cabin and the mother's trying to pull her inside, and

611
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: she's just leaning toward the baron pointing.

612
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: So good?

613
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: Can I bet that now?

614
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: Is there any chance that was James Corden that just

615
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: walked by?

616
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 2: You must have left the country after that talk show ended.

617
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he got he got chased out.

618
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 4: What'd you do again? He stole some jokes or some

619
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 4: people just were mad at him.

620
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 3: I feel like he wasn't beloved the way he could

621
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 3: have done.

622
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: Well, the way I even thought he was a lot

623
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: Like when they come and you don't know who they

624
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: are and then they're just confident. I'm like, oh, I

625
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: guess I'm this guy, but it didn't mark this time.

626
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: Confidence doesn't always work, you guys know.

627
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 3: Sometimes it takes fifteen years to not work.

628
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: Yes, this is weird because my ac used to go

629
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: in numbers. You could so there was low, medium, and high.

630
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: But then you could also just be like the numbers

631
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: were dictated to speed, so it was like much more precise.

632
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 4: That's what it's an upgrade or updates.

633
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: Because Elon muskits trying to get Americans to stop paying

634
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: attention to numbers, maybe we won't all panic damn it.

635
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: That's what it is.

636
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: I refuse to stop paying attention to numbers.

637
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you ignore the numbers, everything is fine. Right now,

638
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: That's who I thought it was. James Gordon.

639
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know it's not him at all.

640
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: That guy looks like he works in the costume department somewhere.

641
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 3: Yes he does, and he gets stuff done.

642
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 4: Guy, he does.

643
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: He's willing to run up a ladder before it's been

644
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: fully erected.

645
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 3: Just to grab these two things.

646
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a go getter.

647
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 3: I just can't.

648
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 2: It's almost that kind of thing where I'm like, did

649
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: I imagine that this used to have numbers? But it did,

650
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: and I just don't want it. I guess to always

651
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: be on. Also, onlys are you? Do? You?

652
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 3: Do you feel any air? I could use a layer

653
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: back here?

654
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: Do those mean that Onaliza's heat is being the seat.

655
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 3: That's the first seat heater. But there I will.

656
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: Say heat theater the rest of my life.

657
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 3: Did I say heat.

658
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 4: Because I said heat?

659
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: Getting seat?

660
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: We can roll the tape back.

661
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: Those look like seat lines because the wiggly lines.

662
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: Right?

663
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: Do do do?

664
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 3: But like I need not just heat, but where to

665
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 3: put a c all off? No?

666
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: No, no, no no, okay do you know that? My

667
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: friend Kiaren Irnerson used to do that, Like in just

668
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: a hot summer day. She would turn my seater on

669
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: and I didn't know it, and then I would suddenly

670
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: be in a bad mood and be like, I don't care,

671
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: we can, I don't care if we go, and she'd

672
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 2: be like are you mad?

673
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: And I'd be like and then I'd be like, god,

674
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 3: damn it. My ass would just be really hot.

675
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: Wow. She's like, that's a comedic genius. She should have

676
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: been on Jackass.

677
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 3: She's a girl, Steve O.

678
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: That's the more subtle pranks where they all just get

679
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: kind of grumpy. Yeah, surprise, I put an itching powder

680
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: in your shorts. You didn't see just itch it should up.

681
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't become a jackass with you.

682
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 2: Aaron mcgheehee you need to send him a card.

683
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 4: No, Like those guys are all limp and they all.

684
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: They're all hurt and their feelings are hurt.

685
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: Their feelings are hurt. I've been realizing for years. I

686
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: you know, because of the app with uber and left,

687
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: they don't really care if their drivers make money. But

688
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: it turns out they only make money off our tips

689
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: and they never get twenty percent because they give you.

690
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 4: Do you want to give one or three or five?

691
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: I think that's another thing where it used to be

692
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: a percentage.

693
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 4: Yes, some updates.

694
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 2: I've seen both, and maybe sometimes it's like it's the

695
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 2: number one. The price is lower, like the total is lower,

696
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: so they're not going to percentage something low, just like

697
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: how about two bucks?

698
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 1: And I know it's expensive right now, but everyone, we've

699
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: got to start giving these drivers twenty percent.

700
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying minimum.

701
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah at least, well that's what cleared my guilt when

702
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: because people are like, it's such a that kind of

703
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: gig work sucks and you shouldn't order from there, and

704
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 2: it's like, no, no order from there, and just give

705
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: them a fucking fifty percent tip if you can't, like

706
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: if you have the money to be ordering and having

707
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 2: people bring you fucking McDonald's Karen kilgear. Then you give them,

708
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 2: you reward them for that. Not I was like, yeah,

709
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 2: that's what I'm owed. It's just like, no, you the

710
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 2: other day. Who could it be my sister?

711
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,959
Speaker 4: Oh it is podcasting time every day.

712
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: It's not.

713
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,959
Speaker 4: Maybe you just talk to your sister every day, which

714
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 4: is great.

715
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: They both work.

716
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh right, Oh, it was so good. It was really good.

717
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: We're just talking about tipping your drivers and the and

718
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: the got it back. Yeah.

719
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 3: Here's the big thing I like to do lately.

720
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 2: If I order Postmates or Uber Eats or whatever at work,

721
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 2: I forget to change the address when I'm home, and

722
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 2: then the food I order it and so very much

723
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 2: neat at the end of the day is delivered to

724
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: basically the Bourbon Airport and nowhere near my house.

725
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 3: And then I have.

726
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: To talk to the driver who I just did that

727
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: to and be like, hey, either I'll cancel this or

728
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 2: you can bring it to me, Like this is my

729
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 2: fault and you're just sitting outside an empty building, right.

730
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 2: The last guy that did it, it was on Saturday morning,

731
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 2: and I was like, don't worry about it, I'll cancel it.

732
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 2: Enjoy the coffee, is like my fault. And he was like, no, no,

733
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: hold on, I just have to like put you know,

734
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: give me the other address I'll put it in or whatever.

735
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 2: So he drives basically from right down the street from

736
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 2: my house.

737
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it.

738
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: No, no, let's play it real, say.

739
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 3: Not rush that red.

740
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 2: So he picks up the coffee from two minutes away

741
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 2: from my house, drives it fifteen minutes away from my house,

742
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 2: and drives it back fifteen minutes to my house and.

743
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: Drops it off.

744
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: So I walked outside because he was also having a

745
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: hard time finding the house. Oh great, and I just

746
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 2: walked outside and gave him twenty more bucks because he

747
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 2: already had a tip. But I was just like, you

748
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: did not have to do this, and it was so

749
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 2: nice of you.

750
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

751
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: I had the opposite where I the girl I seeing

752
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: at the time, I had accidentally and this is when

753
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: I lived all the way in Venice. We ordered food

754
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: and it was sent to her house across the city

755
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: and the guy called I can't find the door. I

756
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: meant Vermont and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm

757
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: so sorry. You can cancel the order. And he's like no, no,

758
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: where do you live? And I could tell you it's pissed. Yeah,

759
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,720
Speaker 1: Like I'm all the way in Venice Beach. He's like, okay,

760
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: I'll be there, and he drove. It took a half hour.

761
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: And when he arrived though, he knocked on the door

762
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: and it was of course, taco bell was in a bag.

763
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: He threw it at me and walked away. So I

764
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: didn't even have the chance. He wanted to do that

765
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,479
Speaker 1: and not give me the chance to tip, but no, no, no,

766
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: And he was dressed like Freddy Krueger. He had this

767
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: scary he had a hat on with a long bill

768
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: dude and a striped gray and red sweater. But it

769
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: was not Halloween, and he was a big angry kid.

770
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: He was like a He looked like he beat me up.

771
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, he's upset. I'm gonna go

772
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: out there with some cash. So I grabbed like fifteen

773
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: bucks and I went out and he was pissing on

774
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,479
Speaker 1: the side of my house because it was a long

775
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: drive christ and I was like, oh, I'll wait till

776
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: you're done. I was just gonna give you some money.

777
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that it and then it ended fine. He realized, Oh,

778
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: I was mean to that guy and I peed on

779
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: his house and he still gave me a tip.

780
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 4: Maybe I shouldn't be such a jokey.

781
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 3: Maybe I should fucking relax Freddy Kruger style.

782
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that was his last day doing that.

783
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: But my Uber driver, it tells you how many rides

784
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: they've given. She had given close to eighteen thousand rides

785
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. And I was like, she seemed like a

786
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: young person to me.

787
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 4: I felt like.

788
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: There wasn't enough time in her life to do that

789
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: many rides. And I was like, it says you've done

790
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: seventeen thousand rides. She's like, oh really, Yeah, wouldn't surprise me.

791
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: Really was not enjoying it anymore. Yeah, and I did

792
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: that thing. They used to be smart. But this is

793
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: for anyone that flies to Lax that my go to

794
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: move was to walk out and go to those hotels.

795
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 4: If I just have small bags, why not.

796
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: It's several it's cheaper by dozens of dollars, and.

797
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 3: The weight is so much less, like a whole hack.

798
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 1: Well, things have changed, and every block I walked away

799
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: from the airport it increased. I don't know if it

800
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: was because I was approaching five o'clock rush hour, but

801
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: I walked at least half a mile to pay the

802
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: exact same price and wait much longer than I would

803
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: have at the airport where all the cars are hovering.

804
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 3: So never do that again.

805
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: I will never do it again. It used to be

806
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: my little hack. Just walk, go for a nice walk.

807
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: You've been sitting, get some blood flown in the legs.

808
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: No, it was.

809
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 3: But my question is, was this recently yesterday? Oh shit?

810
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, And the last time I did it it

811
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: worked great. It was like thirty dollars cheaper.

812
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 4: So yes, they've.

813
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: Changed some things. Everything is kind of terrible right now.

814
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: But just dive into those hobbies.

815
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 2: Everyone, And my new hobby is driving through a red

816
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 2: light for no reason.

817
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: You're so good at it. I think I saw your

818
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: first time. Jesus correct, No, it was.

819
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 4: I know how you feel. I don't.

820
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: I'm not a mistake maker. I'm not a fumbler. I'm

821
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: not a dropper. I don't drop things. I don't trip

822
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: When I do and people see it, I can't stop

823
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: talking about it for a week because I don't. That's

824
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: the one the one thing I'm proud of. It is

825
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: the only thing I'm proud of my ability did.

826
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 2: Not because you feel like I don't know. I feel

827
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 2: like I just don't. I'm not trying to. I feel

828
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: like so many people that drive in Los Angeles like,

829
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 2: let me get up there, and it's like I learned

830
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: long ago where you're just like, we're all going to

831
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: be between these lights for as long as it takes.

832
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: Don't rush yeah for a minute in that intersection, you

833
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 1: look like the impatient Tesla lady yes, and you don't

834
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: want to be here.

835
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: And that hilarious teen from Campbell Hall with the big

836
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 2: flof of hair who literally was like put his hand

837
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: like you gotta be kidding me where it's like, I'm

838
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 2: not choosing to drive into your car.

839
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 3: I didn't realize what was happening.

840
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: Wait, when what's you? We've talked of this. Who's the

841
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: teen from the hall?

842
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 2: The guy that was making the left to me look

843
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: like a teenager and he did this thing like what

844
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: are you doing where it's like, yeah, I'm making a

845
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: gigantic mistake.

846
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: I just blacked out. I just saw a white light

847
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 1: and I knew something what's happening?

848
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 3: Like this is it? This is where I die on

849
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 3: Laurel Canyon and more.

850
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: In the middle of a conversation where it's talking about

851
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: things that make you feel better about life.

852
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 2: We really tried our best, and then I drove us

853
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 2: into the darkness.

854
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: Hey, if you're still wanting a donut, there's always.

855
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 3: Randy you know. Have you had those? There's the fucking

856
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 3: so good Yes, that's the big one from the.

857
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Report, right, Okay, and there's several of those donuts on buildings.

858
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: I think Randy's is all over the place. I think

859
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: so too is Randy's. There's a documentary that I haven't

860
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: seen yet that I heard. It's great about all the

861
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: Korean folks that moved and just took over the donut

862
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: in history in Los Angeles. I go really really good. Yeah,

863
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: I need to remit. I think it's called Donut King.

864
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 3: Oh I want to see that.

865
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

866
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there are there are guys like Randy that

867
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: have multiple donut places. It's it's like you get into it,

868
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: you guys. If you've been thinking about getting into the

869
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: donut racket, join in. Yeah. The city's built on donuts.

870
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 3: Randy's donuts.

871
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 2: Somebody brought a box with those donuts and they're just classic,

872
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: like those airy, beautiful, fresh, well.

873
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 1: Made the donuts we want, not the big, chunky ones

874
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: with bacon and.

875
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 3: Fucking Captain crunch sick.

876
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: Come on, David Portland, Yeah you with your voodoo that

877
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: you all do so well.

878
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 3: Yeah we love you Portland.

879
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: Yes we do.

880
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 4: I love that city, but come on with your donuts.

881
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 3: We can't keep eating these fucking donuts.

882
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: We get super opinionated about donuts like New Yorkers and

883
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: they're crushed. Oh, we have to talk about pizza again.

884
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: But then you eat the pizza and you're like, oh,

885
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.

886
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 3: You're like, holy shit, where'd you get this pizza?

887
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: Yeah it's New York like they Okay, I don't want

888
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: to talk about it.

889
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 4: Just let me have another.

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Speaker 3: Safe I do want to talk about it and eat it?

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00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.

892
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 4: God, why are we hungry right now?

893
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: I mean?

894
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 4: Are we?

895
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: Did we ever type in our guests for the next episode.

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00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: Don't get excited everyone.

897
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not even talking about you are Do you

898
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: know where where you're going?

899
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 3: Generally? But yeah, yeah, okay, but not really.

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Speaker 4: I generally am lost. We're I could type.

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Speaker 3: It in, but we're generally right now? How close are

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Speaker 3: we on Le's pretty close.

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00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just do my Do.

904
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 3: You want to talk about Alaska for a little bit.

905
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you for reminding me what a thoughtful lot

906
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: I have shows in Alaska.

907
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 3: I'm your good friend.

908
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for being my good friend.

909
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 3: You're welcome, my good friend.

910
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: I am coming to Alaska friendless too, Fairbanks, where I

911
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: have done a little research.

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00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 4: I'm related and it's coming.

913
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: To Yes, it's called my coming Back Home shows, even

914
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: though I've never been there, and it's Alaska, Fairbanks, Alaska

915
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: the twenty third through the twenty sixth.

916
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 4: I'm excited about.

917
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: It because I'm doing a little a pub and then

918
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: another little pub, and then I'm doing like their main theater,

919
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: so it ramps up like like Maria Bamford's special Hell yeah, no, Yeah,

920
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: she did one where she's like just telling jokes to

921
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: her husband, then some friends outside of her house, then

922
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: at a bowling alley. Have you seen that one? Yeah?

923
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: And then eventually it's in like a music venue theater,

924
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: and then it's like a big theater at the end.

925
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 4: And it's great because.

926
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: You see how a comic and how Maria approaches actually

927
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: for her she just is who she is no matter

928
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: who's there. But you could tell there was like a

929
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: level of it's pretty rad to do stand up for

930
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 1: just three people on a bench.

931
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was working and it's great.

932
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 2: Well, and she did that thing in people's living rooms,

933
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 2: remember that where she was touring people's houses, so there

934
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: would just be like eight people.

935
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Speaker 4: In the house concerts.

936
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think she was doing that with Tig, right

937
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 1: or I think that was just a thing for a while,

938
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Speaker 1: these house concerts.

939
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Speaker 2: Her special was oh okay, just that, which she wouldn't

940
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Speaker 2: It was as opposed to being in a big theater

941
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Speaker 2: or whatever, but it was just her at one of

942
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: in someone's front room with like eight to twelve people.

943
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're talking about the same thing. I

944
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: think that was one of the But maybe there's a

945
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: whole show like that for a while that.

946
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Speaker 3: I certainly don't know. I know it was from a.

947
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: While ago, Yeah, the whole house concert thing. Tig did

948
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: that with some other like Sarah and Zach and it

949
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 1: was like the Crackpot Comedy Tour. I think it was

950
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: a pilot that no one ever saw. But it was

951
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: in kitchens, but sometimes they'd go somewhere and they'd rented

952
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: a venue, so it was like a normal show, but

953
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: apparently super fun. I don't know. I think it was

954
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: just for the experience of it. I don't think it's

955
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: in someone's kitchen and then they open a briefcase full

956
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: of money and pay you.

957
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, that'd be funny if the whoever has their

958
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 2: name on the mortgage has to.

959
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Speaker 3: Pay you, right, that's the whole seat of a house concert.

960
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, after my sat I say, it is my another

961
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: household like street. I always thought that was weird, mainly

962
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: because it was just my mom and I at my

963
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: house and someone had come door to door.

964
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, no, that's me.

965
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 3: What do you want.

966
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't have any money carpet cleaner, we have wooden floors.

967
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: But I feel bad for you, so yes, I'll take some.

968
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 4: Oh look a circus tent.

969
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: Oh. I don't know why it started as an evil joke.

970
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: If you're fumigating a home with poison for bugs, why

971
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: does it have to be a candy striped circus tent?

972
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 3: Is it like to warn people from near and far?

973
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: I think it's to entice children, oh to enter a fumigating.

974
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: Home and suck in some humes.

975
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: I mean, you might as well put a clown outside. Yeah,

976
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: that said, you must be that's tall to get poisoned

977
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: in here.

978
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 3: But those stripes were gray and blue.

979
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 4: You're gonna want to take a right.

980
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: They were gray and blue, which kind of changes it

981
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: a little bit. Yeah, is that a Blincoln over there once?

982
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 2: He's so sad about that.

983
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 4: You're seeing a Lincoln straight across.

984
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 3: I can go down because these guys are going left.

985
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 3: I can go right.

986
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: If it's an a b Lincoln on stilts, it means

987
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: there's a mattress there.

988
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 2: It was gold, a gold bust of abe Lincoln looking sleepy.

989
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 3: You might not have been.

990
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: I want to know why they think that's where a

991
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: Lincoln napped after selling mattresses all day.

992
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 4: I wonder it's maybe it's always Uncle Sam.

993
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 3: Maybe it was Luther Burbank's head.

994
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: The founder of Burbank.

995
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 3: Yep, okay, good old Luther.

996
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 4: You said, loser Burbank, the Winter Bank.

997
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,760
Speaker 1: Burbank one, of course, the one who founded this beautiful

998
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: city sold half of it to Bob Hope.

999
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 3: The loser got Glendale.

1000
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: Looser Burbank just got his bust, a gold bust, you fool,

1001
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, more accomplished brother of mine, Luther Luther,

1002
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: what a Louther. Yeah, it's it's it's very common. I

1003
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: don't know that they do it anymore. I think it's

1004
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: because Labor Day is the day where you get a

1005
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: sale on cars and mattresses. Yep.

1006
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 3: And he used to be President's Day.

1007
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 4: Right, Oh, I bet you're right. That's I'm so dumb.

1008
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: It's a blink because it's a President's Days sale.

1009
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, what am I talking about? Labor Days?

1010
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 1: When you go to the lake and water, ski on stilts,

1011
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: dress like a blink, dress.

1012
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 3: Like Abe Lincoln, you celebrate Abe on the water.

1013
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: There was a guy that used to walk around on

1014
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: stilts in my hometown everywhere you went, or you have

1015
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: a one man band set up where one one leg

1016
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 1: played the symbol and the other and he had a banjo.

1017
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: Pretty great music.

1018
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a big bluegrass guy. I was

1019
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 1: traumatized by I had a roommate who was one day

1020
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: was into punk rock and music that I like, and

1021
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: then he was like, you know what, my dad always

1022
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: played the banjo. I think I'm going to pick it up.

1023
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: And he became an amazing banjo player. He played in Nashville.

1024
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: He played with Steve Martin and then kind of quit

1025
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: doing it. I have so many friends that do that.

1026
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh I get good at the thing and then.

1027
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 4: I move on.

1028
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was living with him when he was learning,

1029
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: so it was just Danner, Liam dar Day, Oh shit,

1030
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: Dane Liam Date fuck Dan like all day. Yes, you

1031
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: don't want to hear someone learning the flute or the

1032
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 1: banjo later on. I mean, we love and accomplish an

1033
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: accomplished loutist all day long, all day. I wish say,

1034
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: I wish flute music just played in the background all

1035
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: the time.

1036
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is one of my favorite. Oh said, thank

1037
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 2: you for driving safely? Did you see that?

1038
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

1039
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 4: Sorry, thanks for the sarcasm.

1040
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: It was a long time ago.

1041
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 2: Now, Look, police department, I did my best.

1042
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 3: I wasn't really paying attention.

1043
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 4: They went through the trouble to erect that sign to

1044
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 4: mock you.

1045
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: Instead of ticketing me or arresting me, They're just like,

1046
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: get that speed trap thing over there, all right?

1047
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 3: Should we wrap it down?

1048
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: Yes? What were you going to say that in.

1049
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 2: I was going to say that in twenty twenty six. Yes,

1050
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 2: my goal, yes, is to start some new hobbies. One

1051
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: is dance a dance, dance dance, and the other shall

1052
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,479
Speaker 2: be ordering off TikTok? Can that still be my host?

1053
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1054
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 3: I'm really good at it.

1055
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 4: No, it's retail therapy. It's a therapy.

1056
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 3: It all costs seven dollars.

1057
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a therapy.

1058
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: It is, and it arrives and it's like, oh, this

1059
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: is for a child, and it's fell apart. Yeah, what's

1060
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: the who cares? It was seven dollars?

1061
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, except for that. How we got the Great Pacific

1062
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 2: garbage Patch? Oh it is, I mean just people buying shit.

1063
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 2: They don't mean throwing it away, like it's disappearing forever.

1064
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's where garbage patch kids come from.

1065
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 3: The stork brings.

1066
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: Garbage right, Yes, yes, my father told me that into

1067
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: my twenties because he didn't want.

1068
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 4: To talk about sex.

1069
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 3: No one wants to talk about sex.

1070
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: Well, good luck with your hobbies. Made one of them

1071
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: not be the flute. Thank you, and we're going to

1072
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: go pick up our guests for next week's episode.

1073
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 4: You've been listening, Do you need a rise?

1074
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 3: Is a cliffhanger?

1075
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: Hyn to be continued, Hey are are? This has been

1076
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: an exactly right production.

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00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 3: Our Senior producer is Annalie Snelson.

1078
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,479
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1079
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

1081
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

1082
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 2: Follow the show on on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at

1083
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 2: dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

1084
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.