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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 4: To ride.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris? Welcome, It's okay, Welcome, Welcome, Jesus, Welcome, Welcome, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: welcome us all to Do you need a ride? My

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Speaker 1: name is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: My name is Karen Cole.

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Speaker 1: Gareth We I've never I got thrown off my routine.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 5: We improvise the smallest thing, like a cough will make

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Speaker 1: Do I think I am?

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Speaker 2: After eleven years? Hi, my name is who?

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Speaker 5: There is a comic in Austin who had the best

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Speaker 1: But it's his grandpa.

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Speaker 5: Picking up the phone at the exact same time the

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Speaker 5: what my name is?

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Speaker 1: Who my name is?

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Speaker 5: I'm scared and I it's so funny. It's another we've

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Speaker 2: Give the name.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of course, of course I will. Matt Sadler.

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Speaker 2: Good job, Matt, that's a great bit.

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Speaker 1: Yes. He was one of the people that told me, hey,

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Speaker 1: And that's the guy.

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Speaker 5: When I moved there, I'm like, well, I don't know

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Speaker 5: I become a comedian.

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Speaker 1: And he's I've said this before. He's the guy that said,

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Speaker 1: write jokes, start with your second funniest one, and with

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Speaker 2: It's not your sister, no.

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Speaker 1: Spam.

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Speaker 5: They're after us. All the satellites are pointing to every

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Speaker 5: word we say.

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Speaker 3: But also when these ones come up and you can't

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Speaker 5: Yes, since when it's seven four to seven Los Angeles,

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Speaker 5: let me go.

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Speaker 2: Ahead, and let me go ahead and block plane mode that.

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Speaker 5: Uh anyway, I just ate a lot of EM and

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Speaker 1: I think that's what we were talking about.

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Speaker 3: I think it's what we need to be doing. Look

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Speaker 1: I can't not in that mirror, not yet?

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Speaker 2: The headlights look like green animal eyes.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that.

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Speaker 5: I went to replace my headlights and I wouldn't go

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Speaker 5: they they're just too bright. I went traditional out of

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Speaker 1: Don't put others first when it comes to lighting a

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Speaker 1: It's one to put on your tombstone. Thank you for

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Speaker 5: The packaging was worn as though they'd been there sometime.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we have at the office a lot of

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Speaker 3: Or is she's still alive?

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Speaker 1: Young Us is dead. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: Young Us is long dead, but I miss her anyway.

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Speaker 3: I sometimes like to just leave and put things in

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, that's how I was raised too. If there's food,

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Speaker 5: It getting around, or you shove it in your face

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Speaker 2: What does it want me to do here?

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Speaker 1: Something as a miss on Glendale Boulevard.

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Speaker 5: Oh but thirteen minutes faster we have to Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: Goodbye, I'm going over roto.

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Speaker 5: You went to my old stomping grounds. Confusingly, I sometimes

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Speaker 1: That person is dead, but good Yeah, every birthday you

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Speaker 2: It went really good. It was very fun.

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Speaker 3: We were there for the iHeart Radio Awards because we

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Speaker 3: are partners with iHeartRadio now they're our distributor, which means

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Speaker 3: they sell ads on all our shows, and they helped

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Speaker 2: All the people that work there are the best.

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Speaker 3: We love many of them and they are very fun

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Speaker 1: Oh you had a party, Yeah, there was.

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Speaker 3: We had some dinners and we had some parties.

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Speaker 3: We fully were, and god, it feels good to be

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Speaker 2: And here's a fun thing that happened.

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Speaker 3: Georgia and I won Best Ensemble Really Podcasting. Yes, we

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Speaker 2: We were not prepared. We thought they would tell us

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Speaker 1: So did your years of improv training kick in like

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Speaker 2: Well, but also it was that kind of thing where

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, that.

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Speaker 2: Didn't think any anybody.

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Speaker 1: But did you get laughs? Yeah, of course of course

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Speaker 5: At my mom's funeral I mentioned her, but I killed

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Speaker 5: now I did, I told I told appropriate stories.

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Speaker 4: Good kick.

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Speaker 1: Well that's so cool that you won an award, was it?

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Speaker 2: It's pretty exciting.

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Speaker 1: Was there a physical trophy?

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Speaker 2: Yes, there was a very nice one.

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Speaker 3: No, they have to take They take it away and

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what they do with oscars too, from

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Speaker 2: From all the ones. Yes, you've had you.

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Speaker 2: What else? The best bullying the oscar for best boy.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it, don't you dare Charger? Okay, right, I

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Speaker 1: Yep. Pretty boring. Ye, pretty boring. I mean I got

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Speaker 1: And I should have flicked it. I was gonna flick

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Speaker 5: Get off of me, bee, I said, And then I

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Speaker 5: That is That's the reason I've been given for why mosquitos.

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Speaker 5: And I think bees that are that way with me too, huh,

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Speaker 4: What you get.

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Speaker 2: No, you get off?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and really got me. But it did just because

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Speaker 1: a vaccine going in you. Yeah, which I think most

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Speaker 3: And then at night, no fake, but like, I have

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Speaker 4: I know me too.

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Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing if someone came in my house and

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Speaker 5: I haven't read it? How's that one? I haven't even

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Speaker 5: I didn't even know I had it. How was that one?

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Speaker 1: Score? I read it in sixth grade, The Outsiders, great great.

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Speaker 1: No, I read the book.

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Speaker 5: It's a great book, but they my sister and I

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Speaker 1: This house in Astoria?

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Speaker 2: Maybe one step back?

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Speaker 1: I went to ask story and my dad's old radio

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Speaker 4: Got you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was It was very It was just

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Speaker 5: I didn't even I had never my parents never talked

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Speaker 5: I was raised by you, Dian.

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Speaker 1: It's over people. Yeah, it was terrifying.

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Speaker 5: But the next day I've swung on a rope swing

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Speaker 1: This story has it all, it really does. But I

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Speaker 2: How old were you when you swung into the beehive?

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Speaker 1: I think eleven, Chris.

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Speaker 3: I was twelve when we threw the pole into the beehive,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you did.

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Speaker 5: That means my memory of both my stories and yours

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Speaker 3: I just think that's interesting. I'll do the top line one.

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Speaker 3: The bucket it's a white PVC buget bucket that very

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Speaker 3: There was a piece of pipe, a very small, very

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Speaker 3: that was also laying in this backyard, very very country style,

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Speaker 3: and we picked it up and basically together, We're like one,

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Speaker 2: The wasp's nest.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, and then a cloud of wasps rose up

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Speaker 1: That's cartoon stuff.

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Speaker 3: And then we were just screaming and running and covered

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Speaker 3: It was locked for the first time literally ever, because

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Speaker 3: Was walking with a remember those curling irons that they

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: She walked up curling her bangs and then got stung

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: They polticed me up, put me on the couch and

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, just left me home. They were down

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Speaker 5: She's like, I got to show this brand new sting

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Speaker 5: on my forehead.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to ol of go.

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Speaker 3: I've got a great story for the people down at

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, how did she get the bees off

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Speaker 3: They were on me, and it was like she was

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Speaker 3: slapping them off. They were bees in the house for

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Speaker 3: It was wild. It was like it was totally insane.

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Speaker 1: That is insane.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm yeah that that could have been your We

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Speaker 5: all saw my girl.

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Speaker 1: I know, Ryan, I've been terrified of bees killing me.

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Speaker 2: I also was wearing overall just to paint the picture

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Speaker 5: Of course, you should be, of course, with a slingshot

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Speaker 1: Let's put on overalls in play in a field. What

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: Nothing could go wrong out in the country surrounded by wildlife.

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Speaker 5: No, things only go wrong when you're showing your mid drip, ladies.

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Speaker 2: That's right, learn your lesson, ladies.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, that's that's I'm I'm glad I'm not the

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Speaker 1: What type of blood are you?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I bet your Oh this sounds like a type oh

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Speaker 2: Actually that's interesting. I should I know that I saw it.

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Speaker 3: It's something kind of not that interesting, like an AB

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think AB. I just I know. Oh, but

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Speaker 5: Very interested in why mosquitoes And I know that's a

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Speaker 5: different world than beastings.

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Speaker 1: Bees skin you out.

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Speaker 5: Of rage, rage or trying to be funny.

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Speaker 1: Mosquitoes want your blood.

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Speaker 3: Yes, mosquitoes are vampires. They're just too small to fear.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and to put little black capes on.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and easier to kill.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they are to do is make a little X

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Speaker 5: They hate being reminded of the crucifixion. Uh, they're very religious. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: well that's that's amazing that we've both been. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Not cool.

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Speaker 3: Watching bees work in tandem to attack you is a

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Speaker 1: Did they form a certain shape when they came at you?

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Speaker 4: Like? Did they?

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Speaker 2: It was a finger? It was a pointing finger.

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Speaker 5: Of doom mine before they attacked my crotch while I

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's back when they used to teach it in school.

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Speaker 1: These days, they don't know.

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Speaker 2: They all type all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just doing emoji of a smiley face.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, p's these days. That's why. That's why we're not

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Speaker 5: so I got it. That was That was my whole weekend.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, when you swung into the beehive, yes, you

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Speaker 5: Oh that was later when I when I was on

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Speaker 5: the rope that was swinging, Yes, that was I was

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Speaker 5: maybe younger, Maybe it's more like ten and nine, ten

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 5: When I was repelling and kicked a hornet's nest which

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Speaker 5: It ended with me feeling soothed by the cold water

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Speaker 1: But those were like wasps, waspss.

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Speaker 2: You don't know how to swim, and you were like eleven.

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Speaker 5: I've I learned to swim very late in life because

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Speaker 1: It is very scared of water.

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Speaker 2: You have buried the lead for eleven years.

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Speaker 1: I have never told you.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 5: I we were canoeing and getting out of the boat,

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Speaker 1: Like my dad had his leg out of the canoe.

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Speaker 1: It was a canoe, which you know, we all know.

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Speaker 1: They tip over like a jeep. They're the jeeps of

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Speaker 6: Oh, I get it, yeah, yeah, I As we went

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Speaker 5: We all pushed against it, and as a family we

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Speaker 1: We held hands and said where are the fairbanks?

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Speaker 4: Is?

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Speaker 1: Little bye?

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Speaker 5: And I held onto underneath the canoe and was just

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Speaker 1: And meanwhile my dad thought I was gone.

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Speaker 4: Jesus.

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Speaker 5: To this day, it's he said, he was one of

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Speaker 5: the scariest moments in his life because he's looking for

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Speaker 5: under them. But yeah, that was That was me being

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Speaker 5: from a quick beverage break.

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00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 2: I mean we had to take a serious break.

459
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 4: Oh.

460
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 5: I did get a flat tire while in the left

461
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,239
Speaker 5: lane of the one on one. God I heard that,

462
00:21:52,560 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 5: and a semi that was behind me turned slowly diagonal

463
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 5: to make a pathway for me to get off.

464
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: On the firm on exit. And then I waved at

465
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,199
Speaker 1: him and he gave me a military salute.

466
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, he thought you were an army general.

467
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 1: He did. He's something about I thought I only got

468
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: that when I had a mustache, But he knew.

469
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 2: That I served Yeah, he could feel.

470
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 1: He knew that I've gone surfing.

471
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 3: That's such a generous thing for him to do it

472
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 3: and totally saved me because it didn't like blow up.

473
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 5: It just I could suddenly hear it go rubbing against

474
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,479
Speaker 5: my fender.

475
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 4: M hmm.

476
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,400
Speaker 5: I'm like, I have to get off now, otherwise I'm

477
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 5: stuck on the freeway. And he made my day and

478
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 5: I ended up in a perfect spot outside the rain,

479
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 5: underneath the tree. And yeah, the rest of the day

480
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 5: was my lug nuts. The nuts are attached to I

481
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 5: guess it would be a lug. My five lugs. Two

482
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 5: of them were fused to a bolt like they went to. Yeah,

483
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 5: that's why my sound effects. By the way, that's a log,

484
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 5: not gun.

485
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 2: I knew exactly where I was in the shop.

486
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 4: Rate.

487
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more of a pit crew, okay, go or

488
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: otherwise tied. It's going to drop us as a sponsor.

489
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: That's okay. We have forty five other sponors. Look at my.

490
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 4: Jacket, can't you read them?

491
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 1: Very large and legibly? That bolts snapped off, So I

492
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: then needed to put several hundred dollars of work into

493
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: my actual wheel. But now I'm safe and uh, and

494
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 1: that's thanks to that truck. Yeah, thank you.

495
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 5: The hard working men and women who journey across bringing

496
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 5: us all of our goods are also life savers.

497
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 2: I could have raced him, Oh that's a Tesla two.

498
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been a dead heat. I think

499
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: yours is higher performing, though I think so too.

500
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 5: Yes, it's definitely actually physically taller in stature.

501
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 2: That's cheaper one.

502
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: Today's guest and I.

503
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 5: He reached out and said, hey, I'm about to do

504
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 5: your podcast. Would you maybe want to go skating at

505
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 5: Costco beforehand.

506
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: Just to get to know each other?

507
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: And you said no.

508
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: I said, who the fuck is this?

509
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 2: How day?

510
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 1: How did you get this number?

511
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 4: No?

512
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: I said I'll be there and we met, but.

513
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 5: Then woke up in the morning it was raining, so

514
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 5: we didn't go to Costco, which is right around the

515
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 5: corner here from his place.

516
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: But I'm very excited to meet him.

517
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 5: And I did go and watch some of his skate

518
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 5: footage and he is very very good.

519
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 2: Is that right?

520
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: Yes?

521
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 5: He still can like what I do on curbs. He

522
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 5: jumps still all leays up into on very tall ledges.

523
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,959
Speaker 1: I'm a curb skater. He's still is a ledge skater

524
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 1: and is.

525
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 2: That which one? Do the boys like better? Or do

526
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: you guys not?

527
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: And fool people with certain tricks.

528
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 5: But he can do the trick that only that separates,

529
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 5: you know, the pros from the men, from the children

530
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 5: from the amateurs. And I'm a child amateur. He can

531
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 5: do backside tail slides, which I never figured out. I

532
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,239
Speaker 5: focused on them for an entire handful of summers, and

533
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 5: they're scary because you can't see.

534
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: Where you're going. Oh when you jump up into it,

535
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: you're going backwards basically, and you have to get on

536
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: the tail. And he does. I looked at his video

537
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: and he's doing big, long backside tail sides. So if

538
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: you when he gets in here, it'd be really fun.

539
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: If you said, I heard you can do backside tail slides, okay,

540
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: and all the into them, that'll be fun. I love

541
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: going in with a with a sketch.

542
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, this is going to be incredible and not

543
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 3: feel clunky or weird.

544
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: No no, no, every time you set something up it's

545
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: going to feel fresh and new. So once again, it's

546
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: an all into a line.

547
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 3: I heard you can all into a backside tails, Thank you,

548
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 3: thank you. I can do it. And if I don't.

549
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 3: Only you can use that audio I just gave.

550
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 2: You and I've edited in anywhere you want to.

551
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: You got you when you say it again, it's just

552
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: gonna be coincidence that it sounds identical in cadence.

553
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 4: There he is.

554
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeay, yay.

555
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:32,239
Speaker 1: You know today's guests from clubs and colleges put your

556
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: ears together for John Millstein. Everyone, Hey John, Why John?

557
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 4: How are you guys doing?

558
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: We're doing terrifically.

559
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 5: You are almost ridiculously close to where we tried to

560
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 5: meet for skate fun.

561
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 4: I know, Yeah, we were going to have a skate

562
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 4: session this week, little am skate session, break the ice.

563
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have been It would have been great.

564
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 5: We can still do it now.

565
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 3: Every time you do podcast you you boys only meet ups?

566
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: First genre?

567
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 4: Is that just well?

568
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 5: Yes, you are try to You're always yes, You're always invited.

569
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: Karen, thank you.

570
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 2: That's all I wanted to hear.

571
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 4: Chris, I have to tell you something, so and sorry

572
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 4: to also just direct Mike. Let's talk just to the man.

573
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: Of this nation.

574
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 4: But yeah, we had made that plan and I dreamt

575
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 4: about you the night before we were supposed to meet up.

576
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: Oh the sorry I did. I was I weird.

577
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 4: No, it was, uh, well, you got mad at me

578
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 4: in the dream, see that.

579
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. I am terrible in

580
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 1: other people's dreams.

581
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was weird because like the dream

582
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 4: was so close to what the reality was was going

583
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 4: to be where it was like the dream was about

584
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 4: us meeting up to go skateboarding, but in the dream

585
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: we were at my house in New Hampshire where my

586
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 4: family lives, and you got mad that I about the

587
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 4: Google Maps element. I don't know, mister. Yeah, isn't that crazy.

588
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 1: Because because I couldn't find directions to your parents' house.

589
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 4: In the dream, you like drove over my parents lawn

590
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 4: and you were like, oh, the pin was in the

591
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 4: wrong place. Look, I'm kind of like I'm typically anti

592
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 4: discussing dreams because like they didn't happen right someplace I see.

593
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 4: But you know, I felt like this was so crazy

594
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 4: because it was just crazy that that happened.

595
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am not at all shocked.

596
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 5: I am in everyone's dreams, and I am not a

597
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 5: good version of myself.

598
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 4: Yeah you were, you were you were pretty cruel.

599
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 5: But the only the good version of me is in

600
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 5: my dreams. In reality, I'm a monster.

601
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 4: Right right, Yeah, but I got to enter those. Maybe

602
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 4: I can go into those and then and then I'll

603
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 4: meet the good because you can dream about me, and

604
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 4: then we can we can make this work.

605
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 5: And then oh yeah, there's supposed to be there isn't

606
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 5: ability to do that if you and your sleeping partner,

607
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 5: which how I that's how I call any union as

608
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 5: a sleep if you decide consciously to not only remember

609
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 5: your dreams but have each other be in them. I've

610
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 5: had it work. Oh really, it's an exercise. Try it

611
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 5: next time you're in a bunk bed.

612
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 4: Or oh my god, yeah that's crazy.

613
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it did work.

614
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing what we can do in dreams. If

615
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 4: you guys ever Lucid dreamed it is, it is really

616
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 4: crazy when that happens.

617
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: And what remind me of what that is because you're

618
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: walking around right.

619
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much you get to control your actions in

620
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 4: the dream. Every time that it's ever happened to me,

621
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 4: I got so excited that I was Lucid dreaming that

622
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 4: I like, you wake yourself up because you're like, I

623
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: can't believe this is happening, and then like I can

624
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 4: do anything, and then you immediately wake up. But it

625
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 4: is really cool.

626
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: See I've only had the night terror version where it's

627
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: a bad dream and I'm awake but I can't move because.

628
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay cool. Wait. So Karen's was passing me

629
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 4: here drink that I thought this was yours. You're drinking

630
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 4: out of it.

631
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I did not drink out of it.

632
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: Out of this one like sliding in because we all loved.

633
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 4: Sorry surprise coffee.

634
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: No, I'm only stopping because is that the drink that

635
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: you poured that mysterious powder is it's lucid dream.

636
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: Everyone's going to dream about me.

637
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't get I asked last to ask if

638
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 3: you wanted anything, didn't get a message. And then I

639
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: just said, he's going to get a vanilla lode.

640
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 4: Oh that's great. I love that.

641
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 3: And then but then you actually asked for something different,

642
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 3: and it was essentially the answer was no.

643
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 4: This is similar to what I asked for was similar,

644
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 4: and that it was food and this is more water based.

645
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 5: But from that, holorically, holorically, it's right at one nine.

646
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 5: It'd be funny if this was like, for whatever religious reasons,

647
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 5: for whatever reasons, you'd never had coffee before. And you're

648
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 5: out of politeness. Yeah, yeah, definitely allergic to caffeine.

649
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. Are there other religions besides Mormonism that don't

650
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 4: allows none that matter? Yeah, easy.

651
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 5: I behold the word of Joseph Jacob Janelheimer Smith that

652
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 5: happens to be my name.

653
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: Also, I have a thing.

654
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 3: Sorry to go back to lucid dreaming really quick. I

655
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 3: have a thing where it is not lucid dreaming, but

656
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: I have recurring like sets. And so then when I

657
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 3: when that kind of like setting appears where it's there's

658
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 3: one strip mall that looks like it's on the way

659
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 3: to Las Vegas, I go to a lot and when

660
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 3: I get there, that's why I'm like, oh, okay, I'm

661
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: here again.

662
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: This is a dream. And then it usually ends soon

663
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: after that.

664
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 4: Wow, oh wow.

665
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 3: Just trying to break into the dreaming boy conversation is

666
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: so sorry.

667
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 4: And that's a set, and that's a place that really exists,

668
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 4: or it's only no, it's.

669
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 2: Just in my mind. It's the strip mall of my mind.

670
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 2: But it comes.

671
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 3: It's like David, it is it's like a long road

672
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 3: in the middle of nowhere and suddenly I'm like, what's

673
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 3: that over there, and then when I get up close

674
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: to it, it's literally like the cheesiest kind of strip

675
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 3: mall with you know, like an Anti Ann's pretzel place

676
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 3: in it.

677
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: Just real basic.

678
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: Has it changed over time? Like? Is it modernized?

679
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: Everyone is?

680
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 3: Sometimes there's like a different piece of it, and then

681
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 3: if I go over there, a different thing happens.

682
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: Every year of more stores are closed.

683
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Amazon is just moving in. Well I guess maybe

684
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 4: not Amazon if it's the roadside. Thankfully fast food is

685
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 4: safe from Amazon for now, but maybe not for long.

686
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, how else am I going to get my coveted

687
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: orange Julius?

688
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 4: Man, that's so interesting to think that everybody experiences dreaming

689
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 4: so differently, because I would never even think that that

690
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 4: could happen, that there would be a place.

691
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 3: You don't have any recurrings, No, not really, nothing spots,

692
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: nothing like that.

693
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 5: Do either of you ever have dreams where you're not

694
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 5: in them and people you know in them? They're just

695
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 5: manufactured faces, actors that you've hired that don't exist, that

696
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 5: you've made up for your dreams, new faces, new people strictly,

697
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 5: and you're just watching a movie, so you're not even

698
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 5: in the dream.

699
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 1: I'm not in the dream maybe for a second, and

700
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: that's you know, all of a sudden, I'm on a

701
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: boat and it's a different dreams you are.

702
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what it is.

703
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: This is incredible.

704
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: I p Well.

705
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 5: That's the frustrating thing is that sometimes I wake up

706
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh, that was the best idea ever,

707
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 5: and it's gone almost always. I don't remember my dreams,

708
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 5: so I can never get mad at anyone. Also, so

709
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 5: many screenplays are just going one ear out the other.

710
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 4: Rush Hour three, all.

711
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 3: All different Rushowers, all strangers. You've never seen any of it.

712
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 3: It's not Jackie Chance.

713
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 5: I am responsible for the fact that we haven't seen

714
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 5: Chris Tucker in anything in years.

715
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, please change that.

716
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 5: I can't remember all my Rush Hour dreams.

717
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 4: So how's the drive been so far?

718
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 1: It's been great?

719
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty easy.

720
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've had I mean, there was one drag race

721
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 5: really against another tesla.

722
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: Does that a lot? It's borderline dangerous.

723
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 3: I was gonna gun it just to get up to

724
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 3: your street quickly, and then I was like, this guy

725
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 3: is also in this kind of car. He's absolutely not

726
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 3: going to not participate in this drag race, So I

727
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 3: just won't do it.

728
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 4: Karen, have you thought about getting one of those stickers

729
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: that says like I got this before the Orange Man's

730
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 4: back in office.

731
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: That's funny that you mentioned that I've gotten her two

732
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah. Yeah.

733
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 5: The first one got stuck right on the seem understandably,

734
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 5: I'm not poking.

735
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: Fine, it was perfectly lined up.

736
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,959
Speaker 2: I put it on in the dark.

737
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: It was equal distant from the bumper to the wing.

738
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: You know.

739
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 4: It was putting a sticker on the dark of bumper

740
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 4: sticks such as a brazen move. It was.

741
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 3: It's real bold And I basically did it right along

742
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 3: the trunk, seems so that then when you open the trunk,

743
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: it just ripped the sticker in held.

744
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 5: Yeah okay, yeah, and I got our replacement.

745
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: But Karen's getting a new car, so.

746
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And is that because is that it all related?

747
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: Yes?

748
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 4: Wow, I know crazy.

749
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 3: Since it kind of began, I was like, this doesn't

750
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 3: feel good at all. And and also like, as much

751
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: as I really love like the power of this car,

752
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 3: the cool thing is is like most electric cars have

753
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 3: the same kind of pickup and all that, it's not

754
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 3: it's not brand specific.

755
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 4: Wow.

756
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: So but I'm also.

757
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 3: Very bad with like getting day to day stuff done.

758
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 3: So it's been taking me much much longer then it

759
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 3: should because I just like I could could be doing

760
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 3: it going on. I think it's not Canva.

761
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: What's the CarMax?

762
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 4: Yes, CarMax, So you that that makes it so you

763
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 4: don't really have to negotiate. It's just sort of like

764
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 4: this is the right.

765
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 5: That's the part I have anguish about. And I've never

766
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 5: even done it before. I've only bought from independent like

767
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 5: used car people. The one my my current car, I guess.

768
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 5: But I just walked in and said, give me that

769
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 5: one and I'll pay whatever it costs, and they were

770
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 5: shocked that I didn't.

771
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had. I bought a car. And my ex

772
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 4: came with me, and she is great and she I'm

773
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 4: going good terms with her. Let's just make that clear,

774
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 4: yes right now. But she was like, I'm gonna be

775
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a good cop, bad cop. You know

776
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 4: I was good cop, obviously. She came in with such bluster,

777
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 4: and I was like satisfying to watch her get the

778
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 4: I feel like achievement, the feeling that she had gotten

779
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: a lot of money off the price. But I don't

780
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 4: think I think it was just like a little play

781
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 4: that she got to put on for herself, Like, I

782
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 4: don't think that the price came down that much.

783
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 3: They always have that that percentage where it's like we're

784
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 3: automatically going to do this.

785
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 2: Does everyone at least asked oh really, no, No, I'm

786
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 2: kind of asking.

787
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, yes, but yes, oh like a fantasy

788
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: play with you, Like she said you'd be good cop.

789
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: I'll be bad cop here where this ball gag?

790
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was exactly yeah, And the car dealer was like,

791
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 4: please just get out of business. Never are.

792
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I want.

793
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 5: I want someone to go in with me that has

794
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 5: experience and like be waiting outside in a van surveillance

795
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 5: style and I have.

796
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: A mic in my ear and.

797
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: They tell me how to haggle, and then they make

798
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 3: that person fall in love with you. But it's really

799
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 3: nice that they should be following a lot with one

800
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 3: of those kind.

801
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 4: Of yes, yes, I want years, Yeah, a lot.

802
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: I mean, nobody really knows how to haggle anymore though,

803
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 3: unless you have maybe like family that is in a

804
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 3: business where haggling is a big part of it, or

805
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 3: like lawyers or something. But I feel like most people

806
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 3: it's so not a part of most people's day to

807
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: day that you wouldn't immediately be like like that happened

808
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: to me at capacadying at the Rose Bowl flea market,

809
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 3: or I found a thing that was like a reference

810
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 3: to a joke my dad used to make of a

811
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 3: puppet from the fifties. And they had the puppet and

812
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, I need that puppet. I have to buy

813
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: that right now. And the guy's like okay, and I'm

814
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 3: like how much? And then he's like, you know, whatever

815
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 3: the price was, and I'm like great, and he's like,

816
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: you're not gonna You're not gonna waggle.

817
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 2: Like he was baffled.

818
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 3: Funny, he started talking to the other vendors, was like,

819
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 3: she just she just paid the price. She just paid

820
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 3: the superprice, right Like, I'm not here to fight with strangers.

821
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 2: I just want to buy stuff.

822
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 5: Yes, it is expected at flea market, and I also

823
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 5: never will I just haggling is for people in the

824
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 5: textile industry, you.

825
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: Think so carpets.

826
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 4: I wonder what you think that is that that makes

827
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 4: you feel that people don't haggle anymore.

828
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: I mean I could be wrong, but where would they

829
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: do it?

830
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 4: Sometimes I wonder if in our in our biz, you know,

831
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 4: people have these agents and managers and things who take

832
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 4: a pretty penny, and so people kind of have to

833
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 4: It's like learned infantilism or something where you're like, well,

834
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 4: i'd pasonally do that. So I can't even like begin

835
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 4: to talk about rights like making a deal, yeah, because

836
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 4: I feel like in the corporate world people are people

837
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 4: may still be doing right and enjoy it.

838
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: If you are a business driven, driven successful person, it

839
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: is by being what we would call cheap. Yeah, you

840
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: make sure you watch every dollar. The wealthiest people I know.

841
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 5: Do not spend an extra penny and they tip fifteen percent.

842
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 4: If that that's gonna be me someday and.

843
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, exactly.

844
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: Just want to rip off a little guy.

845
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

846
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 5: There's a support group called under Earner's Anonymous that is

847
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 5: for a lot of artists types.

848
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh really art artistic types. I don't know why I

849
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: said artist types.

850
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 2: I was going to get right on your floor.

851
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: I know I should have.

852
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 5: Been wearing a beret, but it you know, I've always

853
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 5: undersold to the point where I got frustrated doing it

854
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 5: for a living, like my art and illustrations, you know,

855
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 5: like I don't treat it like a business, and I'm like, oh,

856
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 5: I know what I want.

857
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,879
Speaker 1: For it, and I've never asked what I want. Yeah,

858
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: And that's like a disease like alcoholism. You can go

859
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: to or at least there's support groups.

860
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 4: But once you get the exposure, I mean, you just

861
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 4: got to get the posure and then it'll all pay

862
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 4: all payback and pull you know, it's just you just

863
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 4: gotta do it for way under your raid forever and

864
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 4: then I guess when you're dead, it'll be good.

865
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 2: Right, really value you.

866
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

867
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I did it consistently, i'd get in the habit.

868
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 5: But I always take breaks and then start over from

869
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 5: scratch with the what is my worth part of it?

870
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 4: Did you illustrate the album art or the podcast I did?

871
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

872
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 4: I love that. I was. I was looking and I

873
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 4: was trying to think, like what is the style of

874
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 4: Like what is this referencing? This feels like a certain

875
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 4: art style, but I was wondering what, Oh isn't sort

876
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 4: of inspired by or do you feel like it's just

877
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 4: just straight from the mind.

878
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not till later.

879
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 5: Like with comedy, I was doing it for a while

880
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 5: before people were like, oh, you remind me of this

881
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 5: person or Bob Newhart or whatever, and then I.

882
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: Was influenced after the fact because I related.

883
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 5: But with art, the same thing was like people always

884
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 5: said that Robert Crumb guy.

885
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: Oh of course it was of course familiar. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

886
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to bring him to a dinner and

887
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: have a few glasses of wine.

888
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 4: Uh these days.

889
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: You know, he liked the big leg ladies, really big.

890
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 4: You like to be crushed.

891
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: Did you see that the Crumb documentary? I think I

892
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: watched so fascinating.

893
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and as I think, I remember being nauseous a

894
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: couple of times.

895
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 3: Well, his brother did that thing where he swallowed one

896
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 3: piece of yarn or rope and pulled it through his body.

897
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 4: Wow.

898
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 2: Did you like that?

899
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 4: Was that should be the famous brother?

900
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just made it a tapeworm. It was

901
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: just yarn.

902
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 2: It was just yeah, he did that himself. That was

903
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: his choice. Wow, some stuff going on?

904
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is Was there a reason for it?

905
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I think watch that in the nineties,

906
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 3: but it was almost like his thing was that's he

907
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 3: needed his system to be clean, and so it was

908
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 3: kind of like his idea of.

909
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 4: How you could Oh wow, do that.

910
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 3: If I'm not mistaken, we should we should all rewatch

911
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 3: and get the real story.

912
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: It sounds like he should have just gotten a tape or.

913
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 4: M Yeah, we got to go to a drive in

914
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 4: and see if they're playing the Crumb document, like that happen?

915
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 2: What else is going on in your life?

916
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: John, Yeah?

917
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 4: Not too much. Well, when you guys came through, I

918
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 4: was dealing with some rug business around my living room.

919
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: That's the only business you can haggle.

920
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 4: In, right, haggling with the creases. I just bought a

921
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 4: rug used and I probably I like tend to overthink

922
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 4: furniture purchases.

923
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 2: And because it's expensive.

924
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 4: Well this actually was not expensive. Oh it was like

925
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 4: really cheap. But I feel like I overthink it just

926
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 4: because I don't want to take stuff into my life

927
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 4: that I don't really like a lot, right, I think

928
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 4: that's it. And also there's all these things about sort

929
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 4: of interior design that maybe other people learn them at

930
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 4: certain points, but I feel like I'm constantly googling to

931
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 4: see like what are the basic rules of colors?

932
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: Right?

933
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:21,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

934
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 4: So yeah, but as you guys came to reach me,

935
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 4: I was I had bought the rug and then I

936
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 4: bought a rug pad and I was figuring out the

937
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 4: I was dealing with a rug pad and trying to

938
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 4: get it all sort of straight.

939
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 2: With the rug And how much was that rug? Will

940
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: you tell us?

941
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 4: Oh? Hell yeah, and it's wool, it's real wool, it's Turkish.

942
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 1: Brought them down to one hundred.

943
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do have no I actually think I'm not

944
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 4: that bad at hackling and with this rug. I mean,

945
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 4: you know, I'll just say, like I buy on Facebook Marketplace,

946
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 4: they were selling for one fifty. I say, can you

947
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 4: take one twenty? It's just easy. Yeah, might as well.

948
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: Can I get a discount for the body shaped? Bloodstained exactly?

949
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 5: I worry about the history. Yeah, yeah, what has happened

950
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 5: on that rug?

951
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 4: I know?

952
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: I wonder, Oh that's totally.

953
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 2: Normal and absolutely safe.

954
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: Wow, I think we're about to see something.

955
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 5: I usually have to go to Instagram to my one

956
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 5: of my dash cam sites for it.

957
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: Wow, he's doing it.

958
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 3: That guy actually just remembered I did haggle for something recently.

959
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: I went to the Sunset where.

960
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 4: The Melrosen oh cool.

961
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: Whatever that place is called, and there was a gold

962
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 3: horse like I think it was probably a book added

963
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,720
Speaker 3: or something, and I was like, I need that gold

964
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: horse and it not real gold obviously, and I think

965
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 3: the price was like sixty five dollars, and so I

966
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I really want that gold horse.

967
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 2: Would you take fifty? And the guy just give me this,

968
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: gave this huge smile and he goes, no, oh wow.

969
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, I guess I'll take your price.

970
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 3: My mistake, I guess saying I really wanted it.

971
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's why he smiled. Yeah, He's like it's

972
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 5: a cool Yeah, it's a game of poker to him.

973
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 4: My dad all used to say with hackling, the key

974
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 4: is to walk away, which is kind of I think

975
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 4: not true, like because that that requires a state of

976
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 4: desperation on the part of the seller that like, I

977
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 4: don't think they often have, like look, if you don't

978
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 4: want my thirty bucks, like you're not gonna get it, Yeah,

979
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 4: you better scream, you better cry out for me to

980
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 4: come back. Yeah, but at that milose Fleet. I once

981
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 4: had an experience of like I bought a backpack and

982
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 4: it was forty bucks and I was like, would you

983
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 4: take twenty four it? And he was like, no, I

984
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 4: would take thirty. And I was like, all right, walk away,

985
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 4: and I really wanted it, and I came. I came

986
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 4: back for you and it was humiliated.

987
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 2: That is really humili Yeah.

988
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 4: My dad's gambit did not work at all.

989
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 5: That's like the time I came crawling back to T

990
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 5: Mobile after announcing before ferociously hanging up with.

991
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: My that you just push a button. It's it's not

992
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: as ramatic like you.

993
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 5: Lost a customer and they're like, yeah, I could give a.

994
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 1: Ship, keep crawling back.

995
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 4: What are you going to switch to?

996
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it's gonna switch to uh Ryan, Yes, to boost

997
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: Mobile because I'm always on the go drag dealer. No,

998
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: I had to go back because when I moved to

999
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: Echo Park suddenly work. Yeah, so I had to and

1000
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm happy with the mobile people.

1001
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. Those are some of the best tagglings you can

1002
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 4: do is with your internet provider. Yeah, because if you

1003
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 4: if you want to make your price lower, they will

1004
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 4: do it every year. But you just have to call

1005
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 4: and say I'm leaving and they like and it's kind

1006
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 4: of a little fun dance that everybody. Both people know

1007
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 4: how it's going to end, but they'll give you. Everyone

1008
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 4: should be doing that every year if you want to

1009
00:47:53,440 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: have my fifteen percent tip become a millionaire? Yes, that's key.

1010
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: Are you gradually, over a long period of time become

1011
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: a millionaire?

1012
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 3: But it also feels I think my thing with especially

1013
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 3: that kind of haggling is like, if you know, and

1014
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 3: I know, why can't I just.

1015
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: Why aren't you just doing this?

1016
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1017
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: Why do I have to be involved with you at all?

1018
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 2: And like can't you just? But I guess you're right.

1019
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 3: It's like the people who go earn it will get

1020
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 3: that discount, and everybody else is like, then you're a

1021
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 3: sucker and you're just not getting it.

1022
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I do think a lot of people and

1023
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 4: I've I've been in this camp before. We've got subscriptions

1024
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 4: for things we don't use, streaming services, hard to keep

1025
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 4: up with all that stuff?

1026
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 2: True, it is.

1027
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 5: I still have subscriptions to certain magazines because I felt

1028
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 5: sorry for someone on my.

1029
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: Doorstep name the magazine, well Thrasher. But I don't need

1030
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: the print version. I still get it.

1031
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 4: Oh really, yes? And do you read it?

1032
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 1: I do read it. I enjoy it.

1033
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 2: Do you tape up any pages of it?

1034
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 4: Like do I my wall of different sorties?

1035
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: Yes?

1036
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 4: I might not get this, but but Rosie was the shorties. Yes,

1037
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 4: that was very sexy at a time. Yeah, Sorr again

1038
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 4: with more voice.

1039
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and boy was she Kirby.

1040
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 3: Do you think that I don't know how to do

1041
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 3: a backside tail slidees?

1042
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 2: I fucking did.

1043
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 4: Awesome. Was a great pull for that.

1044
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1045
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 3: Chris completely set me up beforehand.

1046
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 2: To be able to do that.

1047
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 4: Hole. That's awesome.

1048
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: It came out of nowhere. I was like, what right?

1049
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: I set it up and I was like, how did

1050
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: you know that? I told her you that is the

1051
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: trick that separates a lot.

1052
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 4: Of Oh yeah, I heard myself pretty bad on a

1053
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 4: kick flip backside tail slide a couple of years ago.

1054
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1055
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 5: The fact that you're kick flipping and that is a

1056
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 5: that's a real trick. There's a I tried very hard

1057
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 5: for many years to do backside tail slides, and they're

1058
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 5: very hard.

1059
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: I never really got good at them. I have to say,

1060
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: I have to say it.

1061
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 2: You're going to give it up to the person who

1062
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: can do it.

1063
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, nice, Yeah, it's so fun.

1064
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: It is fun. We'll go there, or we'll go here anywhere.

1065
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, not here, but we're passing by home depot a

1066
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 4: skate spot. What level of narration. Do you do for

1067
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 4: the listeners of where you are? Because earlier when you

1068
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 4: you reacted to a car swerving. But I just want

1069
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 4: the listeners to know that when when they all said

1070
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 4: that this was a dash can, it was a car swerving,

1071
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 4: And I feel like, maybe I don't know. I don't

1072
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 4: want to critique the podcasts like these are notes for us.

1073
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: Right, No, you're right, I never I never describe. It's

1074
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: like my first comedy album.

1075
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 5: When I listened to it later, I'm like, these are

1076
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 5: all Half of these are visual jokes. I was not

1077
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 5: describing the position of my body while telling this joke.

1078
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need that.

1079
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 4: This is such a great idea for a podcast. I'm

1080
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 4: so happy to be on it.

1081
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: Thank you, You've completely redeemed yourself.

1082
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 4: Well.

1083
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 3: And also did you I haven't seen you since this happened,

1084
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 3: I don't think. But there was a day where we

1085
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 3: had a guest who has a name a lot like yours,

1086
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: and when I saw it on my phone, yes, basically

1087
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 3: while I was working, it was like what do I

1088
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 3: have to do at the end of the day, And

1089
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I get to see

1090
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: John Millstein. That's so fun. And then we got there

1091
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 3: and it was a different person. Then I was like, Hey,

1092
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 3: can we book John Millstein please?

1093
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

1094
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 2: That's what I thought was happening today.

1095
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 4: Okay, got it. Yeah, I've gotten checks for that from

1096
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 4: that guy before, really really small checks.

1097
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

1098
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 4: But I told you I didn't deposit them. I mean

1099
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 4: that crosses the line for me.

1100
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 5: There is a and I've mentioned this before, but there's

1101
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 5: another Chris Fairbanks who does comedy and has been on

1102
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 5: Comedy Central.

1103
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: No way, that's crazy, but he's more of a dramatic actor.

1104
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 5: And he came to a show when I first smoothed

1105
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 5: to La and he's like, we have a problem and

1106
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 5: for IMDb. I didn't even know what IMDb was. I

1107
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 5: didn't even know I would get into acting. And we

1108
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 5: just decided he'd be Christopher and I'd be Chris. But

1109
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 5: secretly I wanted to be Christopher in Los Angeles.

1110
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 4: Wait, how did you what role did you have in

1111
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 4: deciding for him?

1112
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 5: He said, I go by Christopher, and I'm like, I

1113
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 5: pretty much go by Chris, and then we shook hands

1114
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 5: and it was over. Yeah, but he was a kind man.

1115
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 5: But there's never been a problem and it's the exact

1116
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 5: same name.

1117
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 4: Wow.

1118
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 5: So it's insane that you got to check from this

1119
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 5: Southern comic this one.

1120
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: Wow. When did you move here?

1121
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,479
Speaker 4: I moved here in twenty thirteen. My brother was living

1122
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 4: out here before. He was working in entertainment and kind

1123
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 4: comedy and yeah, he was like, you should come out here.

1124
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 4: And he's a teacher, wise man, and I'm slugging it out.

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00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 1: That's terrific.

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00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1127
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, But you were like, what science you were going to? Brown?

1128
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: Isn't Brown? That's like an Ivy League nice school.

1129
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 4: Yes, you are good at I had the benefits of

1130
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 4: a great education.

1131
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that like a math school?

1132
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 4: They do everything a little bit everything?

1133
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought, yeah, just from movies I've seen and

1134
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 5: certainly not books. I thought that it was like where

1135
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 5: all the the math geniuses go.

1136
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I think they have honestly a moderately

1137
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 4: not that I don't think it's particularly strong.

1138
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: And what you were there for?

1139
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 4: I did do science there. I was like pre med

1140
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 4: and but they had amazing comedy groups there. Oh really,

1141
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 4: And so yeah, I just met so many cool people

1142
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 4: and it became like so much a larger part of

1143
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: my college experience than the school, although I was a

1144
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 4: fucking nerd spending a lot of time in the library.

1145
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 4: One of my biggest regrets. I could have been doing anything,

1146
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 4: meeting people from other cultures, you know, and name anything else,

1147
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 4: but I was in the library the whole time.

1148
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 3: And how did your when you made that choice, or

1149
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 3: did you graduate with like a degree in that and

1150
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 3: then go into comedy.

1151
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 4: I graduated with the science degree.

1152
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so you could go back you have a

1153
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 2: safety nut.

1154
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 4: Theoretically, yes, theoretically if I were to. I know, it's

1155
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 4: so crazy think about making a change. When when my

1156
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 4: brother made the switch from comedy to teaching, I was

1157
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 4: just so impressed. It's so hard to be like, I'm

1158
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 4: going to make a change. And frankly, I think that

1159
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 4: in La right now made a lot of people may

1160
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 4: be staring down that decision because it was so hard

1161
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 4: right now. Yeah, for sure, I think it's just like,

1162
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 4: it's so yeah, it's really hard to be like, I'm

1163
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 4: really going to try something else.

1164
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 3: Also, it's really noble to not just to try something

1165
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 3: really really hard, because teaching is a very very difficult job,

1166
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 3: and like to do the thing that actually is.

1167
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 2: Needed and valuable.

1168
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 3: Definitely, my sister is a teacher, and I'm always just

1169
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 3: like people are like, is Karen here the comedian, and

1170
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 3: she's like, yeah, it's just me the teacher, sculpting young

1171
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 3: minds every day.

1172
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing. My brother says that teaching is like

1173
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 4: five or ten times harder than his old job, because

1174
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 4: sometimes when you're working in showbiz, you'd have a day

1175
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 4: where you're like just sitting yep, right, and you know,

1176
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 4: when you're teaching. I like, I feel like I now

1177
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 4: divide jobs into two categories, where some jobs like people

1178
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 4: know if you're not working, and a lot of jobs

1179
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 4: now people don't know if you're not working, you know.

1180
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 4: But if you're like a teacher, there's a twenty kid

1181
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 4: staring at you and you can't just like go on

1182
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 4: a website for a little while.

1183
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah that I don't think I could adjust

1184
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 5: after all this time. Also, I don't think my degree,

1185
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 5: like what's the shelf life on a degree?

1186
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you have to brush up with?

1187
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1188
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: The oct it?

1189
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 4: What did you do?

1190
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: Years of art history? And I can't.

1191
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 5: I can't recite a single thing that I memorize to

1192
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 5: get that degree. Just looking at paintings and being able

1193
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 5: to talk about them basically.

1194
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're kind of an nartsy kid.

1195
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: Yes, that is what I went to school for it.

1196
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: I thought that was gonna be wow, and like you,

1197
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I think I'm on to comedy. Yeah,

1198
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: graduated and went somewhere and started it.

1199
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I feel like college is such a

1200
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 4: When I moved out here, I was I was always

1201
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 4: jealous of people who met their comedy partners in college

1202
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 4: because I do feel like you fail in like an

1203
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 4: environment where you everybody is so supportive. It's like a

1204
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 4: really good I feel like there are a lot of

1205
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 4: examples of that. I don't know, Neil Campbell and Paul Russ. Yeah,

1206
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 4: they're coming to mind.

1207
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, oh you worked at UCB, right.

1208
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 4: I did do UCB a lot, and I worked at

1209
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 4: Funnier Die. That was like a fun uh. I mean

1210
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 4: that was amazing when you is.

1211
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 5: That what you did all the paid partnership videos for.

1212
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 4: Wow, you you are. You're killing it on this bio.

1213
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: Stuff really does the reason I watch videos.

1214
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,240
Speaker 4: I've been crazy.

1215
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw the best Buy one, I saw the

1216
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 5: band Aid one I saw awesome, But the other one

1217
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 5: I saw that was so cool and I went At first,

1218
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 5: I was like, these are real, and then I saw

1219
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 5: that you're talking about old people not being able to dispext.

1220
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 4: That is so amazing. I'm so appreciative. Yeah, that was all.

1221
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 4: I mean, that was all after uh that like the

1222
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 4: fall of digital media jobs and then everybody's taken to

1223
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 4: their cell phone. Yeah, phone for everything.

1224
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: It's funnier.

1225
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 4: Still correct. They definitely have had a troubled I think

1226
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 4: it's fair to say they've had a troubled period over

1227
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 4: the past few years. But I mean they want they

1228
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 4: want an Emmy. I think for the weird Al Yankovic movie,

1229
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 4: which is great.

1230
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: I loved that movie.

1231
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked it. I wouldn't say I loved it, Okay,

1232
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 4: I gotta go on the record. I did not.

1233
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: I watched it twice.

1234
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, that's great. It was.

1235
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: It was a nice surprise.

1236
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 5: But that's one of those that's a product of me

1237
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 5: knowing nothing going into it, and you feel like you

1238
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 5: discovered a thing.

1239
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 4: That's all.

1240
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: If someone told me it was good, I probably would

1241
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: have been like, it's not that good.

1242
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 4: Are you like a comedy fan? Like do you look

1243
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 4: you got like big, big laughers and big because I

1244
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 4: feel like a lot of comedians are not. Yeah, a

1245
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 4: lot of critics lurking around.

1246
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 2: I'm a big withholder for sure.

1247
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 3: I like to really act like you've got to earn it,

1248
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna really be discerning.

1249
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 2: And I'm from the nineties.

1250
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 3: That's what we used to be like, it was very

1251
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 3: popular to be rude and mean.

1252
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 5: I'm different with movies that I still really like watching

1253
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 5: stand up and live comedy at all levels.

1254
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: And I'm the one comic on a show stays and

1255
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: watches the whole show. But yes, I don't watch comedy movies.

1256
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 4: I mean they don't exist, so that that is. Yeah.

1257
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: I watched horror movies.

1258
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 4: And stuff interesting. Yeah, yeah, do you guys see one

1259
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 4: of them days? A recent comedy movie I like, Oh yeah,

1260
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 4: with Scissa Palmer.

1261
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 5: I want to see it. I almost went to the

1262
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 5: Almo and it seemed like a classic, Like.

1263
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it. Yeah, I mean these things the weird

1264
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 4: l's one of them days. I mean it's been said before,

1265
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 4: but they don't make them all that much.

1266
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's I do want to thank you for

1267
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 5: reminding me of that one. I want to see it.

1268
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 2: It's a funny. I love that.

1269
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, yeah, she was good.

1270
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: You can do it all. Yeah, yeah.

1271
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 5: She When I did the Bumber Shoot, not bumper Shoot,

1272
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 5: bumber Shoot, a specific ballooning word festival, they says a

1273
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 5: play it and all the comics. When watched and we

1274
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 5: were like in tears.

1275
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: She was so amazing.

1276
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 5: Oh wow, just so likable and funny and and so

1277
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 5: talented and I knew nothing about her.

1278
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1279
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 4: Do you guys ever get of a musician because when

1280
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 4: they do jokes in there between their songs, they can

1281
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 4: get laughs off of anything you have to say, any

1282
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 4: like anything that's an aberration from the song. You had

1283
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 4: a huge laugh.

1284
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh I just broke a string there applause break

1285
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 5: that wasn't even ironic, and just saying a thing that happened.

1286
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 3: I find that's what live podcasting is like, because basically

1287
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 3: you've papered the audience with people who already love you,

1288
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter what you say because they just

1289
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 3: want to show you that they love you. As opposed

1290
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 3: to a comedy audience. It's like me in the nineties

1291
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 3: where it's like I'll decide if you're funny right right,

1292
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 3: which is usually the stand up vibe.

1293
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 4: How long do you go on a live podcast because

1294
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 4: that feels controversial.

1295
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: We're driving you to Mammoth.

1296
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 2: Yes, are you ready?

1297
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: I told you to bring it too Sprush.

1298
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 5: There was one like hardcore band that I remember from

1299
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 5: like two thousand and three. Don't ask me the name,

1300
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 5: I can't remember, but THEU That guy was legitimately hilarious.

1301
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 1: To where I was like, he should have been a comic.

1302
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1303
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 5: Someone said they said something about social media, and someone.

1304
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: Yelled, what is your at? Like they took a picture

1305
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: and thought that was a good thing to yell, and

1306
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: he said, my app you're at. He's like, I think

1307
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: you said APP. I want to do uber, but it's

1308
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: monkeys driving and they don't pick up humans, they just

1309
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: pick up other monkeys. So that's my idea. Yeah, and

1310
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: he yes.

1311
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 5: I was like wait a minute, and no one laughed

1312
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 5: because it was too weird. It wasn't just oh my

1313
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 5: string broke, so they were like huh. And I'm like,

1314
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 5: Uber for monkeys driven by monkeys passengers or monkeys is

1315
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 5: the best riff.

1316
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 4: You find the guy After the show, you're like, you

1317
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 4: gotta go into comedy too. Well.

1318
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 5: He said it so seriously that they believed him, and

1319
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 5: they were like, that's not that good of an idea,

1320
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 5: Like it was like these do you? And I told

1321
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 5: him afterwards, I clawed my way to the green room

1322
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 5: to say, hey, that monkey business top drawer, sir.

1323
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: That's what I said.

1324
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 3: You guys, there's a billboard in front of us that

1325
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 3: looks like somebody made a mistake doing like the photoshopping.

1326
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: Give me the Wicked Witch skin color?

1327
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 2: You could pluck my eyebrows a little bit too much.

1328
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it also looks like it's one of those Scooby

1329
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 1: Doo paintings where if you walk around the room the

1330
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: eyes will follow you. I it's a lawyer, and he's

1331
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: green everybody.

1332
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 4: And it's a it is a personal injury lawyer. And

1333
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 4: I feel like you've got to have a bit for that.

1334
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 4: I mean, there's so many great la personal injury lawyers,

1335
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 4: incredible billboards.

1336
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: Were you like me slimed today?

1337
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 3: Do you love the movie Wicked and you've been in

1338
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 3: a car accident, Do.

1339
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 4: You guys remember the I forget his name. I mean

1340
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 4: it's im Rannie called Jacob. These called Jacob is the

1341
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 4: big plush personal injury one. And he had billboards that

1342
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 4: were upside down right, and it looked like it was

1343
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 4: a mistake. But he's just so brilliant. I happened to

1344
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 4: know because he is family of of my my ex

1345
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 4: that I mentioned earlier. I'm not obsessed with her.

1346
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: By the way, very right, right, but yeah.

1347
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 4: I know that he he knew that by putting the

1348
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 4: billboard upside down he would get a lot of eyes

1349
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 4: and chatter. Probably he probably was like, this will appear

1350
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 4: on the Do You Need a Ride? Podcast?

1351
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: Yes? Wow, yeah, four years ago marketing, and I was

1352
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: about to go on my Sweet James rant.

1353
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean.

1354
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 3: I was sitting here patiently waiting for my something wrong

1355
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: call Anne Thong, which.

1356
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: Is we don't forget about Veronica's insurance to turn her dog.

1357
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 4: I know, those ads freaked me out a little bit.

1358
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 4: There's something kind of romantic that's going on between. Yeah,

1359
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 4: you know, I can't be the only one who thinks that, Yeah.

1360
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 2: Are they snuggling. I don't think I've seen them.

1361
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 4: It's just the dog is so prominently featured that it's like,

1362
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 4: and it's a German shepherd, which is kind of like

1363
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 4: the closest you can come to Yeah, it's like the

1364
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 4: Beast from Beauty.

1365
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: It's the real Furry Convention on those bill if.

1366
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 3: There's any dog that you're going to fuck and I'm

1367
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 3: sorry that I'm talking.

1368
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,919
Speaker 2: About, but it is German.

1369
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: We've been needing to talk about it time.

1370
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 5: We all are slightly turned on by the kind of

1371
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 5: dog that guards a warehouse in an eighties movie? Where

1372
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 5: are all those Doberman pinchers?

1373
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: Got to get me riled up?

1374
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 4: Those are amazing, Not these golden Doodles. I've been going

1375
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 4: on to a lot of golden doodle ran slately. But

1376
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 4: those things are crazy. They are two best dogs.

1377
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 2: They're just human made dogs. Who wants that?

1378
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 4: Do you guys know about? The guy who created golden

1379
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 4: Doodles said that it was the worst stick of his

1380
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 4: life inventing the golden Why. I don't really know, but

1381
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 4: I think that's funny. I should know, But I know

1382
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 4: that he made it for someone who had allergies. He

1383
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 4: created a hypoallergenic dog. I think he was like this and.

1384
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 5: I created He got a couple of dogs drunk and

1385
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 5: watch them out sat.

1386
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: Light lightning in the background. What is it? Can you

1387
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: describe it for me?

1388
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 4: Well? There, a golden doodle is like a golden Retriever

1389
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 4: and a doodle. But the thing is, there's a lot

1390
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 4: of people get hyper specific about you know, it can

1391
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 4: be like a twice I forget the terms, but you know,

1392
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 4: you can have a golden doodle that's like a golden

1393
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 4: doodle bread with a poodle. So it's like already it's

1394
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 4: it's tilting golden doodle begin with. And these things like look,

1395
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 4: you have to wait like months and months and months

1396
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 4: to get one on these crazy weight lists, and they

1397
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 4: cost thousands of dollars. Look, I get it. If you

1398
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:05,600
Speaker 4: have one, you're a pre professional or professional. You have

1399
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 4: a nice apartment, you have a golden doodle.

1400
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 2: And you like to control biology.

1401
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well, all I know about any purebread dog

1402
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 5: is that they don't live as long.

1403
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, but gold noodles aren't purebread though. Oh so

1404
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 4: it's I mean, it is a it's a designer dog,

1405
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 4: but they don't have the they don't have the purebread problems.

1406
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:26,919
Speaker 4: I think.

1407
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 5: Okay, I thought a designer dog was just a little

1408
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 5: one you could put in a purse.

1409
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: Comparis Hilton type dog.

1410
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah no, they can be of all sizes.

1411
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, God, I'm learning so much. Adopt everyone, you.

1412
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 4: Gotta adopt, do not shop or don't adopt. That's what

1413
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 4: I'm doing.

1414
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, don't just don't even be part of it.

1415
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: That's one option. Live alone in a house or adopt. Yeah,

1416
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: get a mutt.

1417
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 4: I can be getting here on one hundred and twenty

1418
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 4: dollars road.

1419
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 1: No, not that soon. You haven't even attached.

1420
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 2: It, our babe. Is the rug?

1421
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 4: Is it? Like? It's six by nine?

1422
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: That's that's a good size.

1423
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1424
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: Are you going living room or under the bed with it?

1425
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 4: I have a bed of rug under my bed already,

1426
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 4: but replacing a rug I had That was that I

1427
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 4: bought right as soon as I moved in. That was

1428
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 4: like synthetic. And I put a hot pot on the

1429
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 4: rug and it melted parts of the fibers. Like I

1430
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 4: was eating some popcorn. I you know, I'm a single guy.

1431
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,439
Speaker 4: I don't have a lot of things to eat popcorn out,

1432
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 4: So I brought the popcorn the pot you made it in. Yeah,

1433
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 4: I made it on the stove and I put the

1434
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,959
Speaker 4: pot on the rug. You know, you should be able

1435
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 4: to do this if you want, You.

1436
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 2: Should be free to.

1437
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1438
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 2: Do you need any of this for your apartment?

1439
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 4: Oh that's interesting. Wow, there's some good stuff. There there is,

1440
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 4: you might Yeah, what do you guys think of my neighborhood?

1441
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 4: It's great, it's lovely, it's that water village spoiler alert

1442
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 4: all docks myself.

1443
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I really like it. Did you just move

1444
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: over here?

1445
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 4: Now? I've been here about three years and yeah, it's

1446
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 4: the best neighborhood I've lived in by far. I mean

1447
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 4: skate talk again, but it's right by the skate park

1448
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 4: that I love.

1449
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 5: And Chevy Chase no relation? Yeah, yeah, what is the

1450
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 5: other chevy Chase? And was that a stage name for him?

1451
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: Then? I know because it's there's Chevy Chase buildings all

1452
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: around Texas.

1453
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 5: Oh really talk about lawyers with I mean that there's

1454
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 5: that everywhere. It's Chevy Chase building, Chevy Chase Boulevard, Chevy

1455
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 5: Chase Business Center, and then accident lawyers ten times more

1456
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,799
Speaker 5: than here really, and and a lot.

1457
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: Of car wrecks. People drive crazy there.

1458
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 5: So I don't know which came first, the lawyers or

1459
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 5: the it's a business that feeds each other. The accidents

1460
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,640
Speaker 5: feed the lawyers. But also, yes, Chevy Chase is a

1461
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 5: business or something that existed before them. I think there's

1462
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,120
Speaker 5: a Quick Tanger comedian.

1463
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 2: The Communian with emotional dysregulation.

1464
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:07,719
Speaker 1: Yes.

1465
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, when I moved here, I was I was struck

1466
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,599
Speaker 4: by Chevy Chase boulevard. I couldn't believe. It took me years.

1467
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,799
Speaker 4: Yeah that it was a different guy, different thing entirely.

1468
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 3: He is really famous. He could have been him. Yeah,

1469
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 3: this went by so quickly.

1470
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 2: That was It feels like it just started a bluss.

1471
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,639
Speaker 3: Do you have anything you need to plug or anything

1472
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,679
Speaker 3: you'd like to talk about?

1473
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 2: Sure?

1474
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, plug a few things.

1475
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, plug away.

1476
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,639
Speaker 4: Okay, if you're listening to this and you're a child,

1477
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 4: go to TV, go to the Disney channel and watch

1478
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 4: the show Stugo that I wrote on it's airing. Wait

1479
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 4: is it stu Goo? It's sense for student government?

1480
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: What is there like a lot of mutants? Yeah, okay,

1481
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 1: do you audition for that? No, I'm not in it.

1482
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 4: I'll tell you if I had more power over there.

1483
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,639
Speaker 5: Hey, no, I wasn't fit. This one wasn't that sat up?

1484
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 5: But yeah that I but I thought that was I

1485
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 5: don't know.

1486
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 4: It's it's Disney, so go on Disney and that's a

1487
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 4: good job.

1488
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. Is that a daily thing or can

1489
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 1: you do?

1490
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 4: That's that? That ended? But I have a different job

1491
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 4: that I can plug. Yeah, I'll pull. There's very different.

1492
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,640
Speaker 4: So that's for kids, but if you're an adult, you

1493
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 4: can go to Crooked Ideas. That's where I work now.

1494
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 4: It's on Instagram and it's videos that I'm making about

1495
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 4: the climate. So it's actually like the two poles that

1496
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 4: a human can have throughout the climate. Yeah, a lot

1497
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 4: of them are comedic, but there's also serious ones because

1498
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 4: climate is a very serious issue. So yeah, these are

1499
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,280
Speaker 4: these are the two uh my two sort of habs.

1500
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,639
Speaker 4: And do you explain either.

1501
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,880
Speaker 1: One I have a for you that you can just

1502
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:57,760
Speaker 1: use or just constantly say thanks a lot altgre Oh yeah,

1503
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: because it was his, that was his idea. Yeah, yeah,

1504
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: just run without it.

1505
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 5: Didn't have legs on stage and didn't do well in

1506
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,560
Speaker 5: this car, but wind told at the right moment. It's

1507
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,719
Speaker 5: gotten a chuckle or two and it buys me time

1508
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 5: for the next killer bit.

1509
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 4: Okay, great, Yeah, that's I'll say that on the On

1510
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 4: the thing, I like the idea of attributing it, of

1511
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 4: blaming the messenger, Yes exactly, that's right. Yes, yeah, well, guys,

1512
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,759
Speaker 4: thank you so much. This was so fun.

1513
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 2: John, Thank you for doing it with us.

1514
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't believe how excuse me.

1515
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 1: And we're going to be friends, right.

1516
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,400
Speaker 4: Chris, you and I are gonna skate, Karen, you and

1517
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,799
Speaker 4: I are going to skate, okay, cool, And any listeners

1518
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 4: are welcome to skate as well.

1519
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 1: Yes, do it's it's it's good for your mental health.

1520
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. So that's the other plug is if you're yeah,

1521
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,760
Speaker 4: come skate for your mental health. It's important you can

1522
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 4: do it forever.

1523
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out you can't.

1524
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, bye, guys.

1525
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: You're the best. All right, let's see it conscar next week. Sorry,

1526
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 1: I'll send you a text.

1527
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,960
Speaker 4: All right. Yeah that sounds good.

1528
01:11:59,160 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah bye.

1529
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: I have a new friend.

1530
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:03,560
Speaker 2: I know I saw.

1531
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah right, yeah, yeah he is with there. Look

1532
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 1: at he's great. Oh there is.

1533
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 2: He's waiting to throw that latte away. He's a real

1534
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 2: champ about that.

1535
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,679
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. That was fun.

1536
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a good guy.

1537
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 5: I like a sweater. Yeah, I'm glady. He kind of

1538
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 5: dressed up for it. There's no way he was wearing

1539
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:21,479
Speaker 5: that nice outfit in his house.

1540
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 2: He's a classy man.

1541
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,680
Speaker 5: What a classy man and a classy episode which has

1542
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 5: reached its conclusion that's correct you've been listening to Do

1543
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 5: You Need a Ride?

1544
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: D y n Aar. This has been an exactly right production.

1545
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

1546
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,960
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1547
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Kotner.

1548
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:51,480
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

1549
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

1550
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,679
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1551
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

1552
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 5: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome