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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good, just call me.

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Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 3: praying in church and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey,

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Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but while I was thumbing

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Speaker 3: through the Bible, I started reading the Book of Numbers,

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Speaker 3: I realized I don't have yours got Whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: is this the urge to throw holy water into his

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Speaker 3: face and ask the priest to excommunicate him? Instead, tell

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Speaker 3: him to meet you in the church confessional booth for

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Speaker 3: some special private time, and then you give him the

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Speaker 3: number of the loser lines, so hopefully he leaves you

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Speaker 3: an awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails

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Speaker 3: like this one.

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hi Jack and again, I'm just calling again.

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Speaker 4: I know it's been about one hundred hours I haven't

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Speaker 4: heard from you, and I just got to tell you.

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Speaker 4: You know, this fish is going to get caught soumed,

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Speaker 4: hopefully by you. A lot of GUIDs to try to

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Speaker 4: bait me, but you are the only one to lure

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Speaker 4: me in.

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Speaker 5: So you got me on the hook.

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Speaker 4: Just reel on in promise I won't flop round too much. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: this sounded a lot of texture when I played it

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Speaker 4: out in my head. My dad was a fisherman. So wait,

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Speaker 4: that sounds a lot like I'm into my dad, which

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Speaker 4: I'm not. I mean, he's a totally good looking guy.

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Speaker 4: But you know what, I'm just gonna stop talking now

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Speaker 4: because this message is starting to flounder.

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Speaker 1: Next message, she's great.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you never married Michael and we're still single?

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Speaker 2: Do you think that may be?

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Speaker 3: That's one hundred per Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Her laugh sounded like she was on the verge of

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Speaker 6: a nervous breakdown.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey taste. My dad's an electrician.

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Speaker 7: I feel like there's a spark.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Amanda, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 5: First of all, thank you, thank you, thank you so

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Speaker 5: much for finally being someone who's who's real. You're finally

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Speaker 5: giving me a real number, not just a fake one.

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Speaker 5: I mean, when I finally get their number and I

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Speaker 5: call it, it's like some gas station or or some

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Speaker 5: kind of sore or some weird place. Just like just

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Speaker 5: a month ago, my own mom had you know, she

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Speaker 5: changed her phone number, and it took me ten days

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Speaker 5: to get her real number. And that's only because I

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Speaker 5: bribed my dad with some brist.

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Speaker 3: With brisketsket Yeah yeah, I thought, Okay, I'm not sure

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Speaker 3: what he said, tasket or mustard? Pretty good me, are

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Speaker 3: you when your own mother changes her number on you.

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Speaker 3: A lot of going on there, But here's a p

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Speaker 3: s A for all of our listeners. Whenever you leave

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Speaker 3: a voy mail, please try and speak clearly.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, you know.

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Speaker 3: And when I ask you to speak clearly, I'm also

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Speaker 3: holding ourselves to the same standard because if you check

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Speaker 3: out our TikTok a broken Jeffrey, we have videos on

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Speaker 3: there where we work extra hard to enunciate every single word.

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Speaker 6: That's what's going viral on TikTok these days, enunciation a

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Speaker 6: lot of mouth.

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Speaker 3: We even look up words in the dictionary so that

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Speaker 3: we know all of their meanings, like bow bow and

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Speaker 3: novel and a navel. Okay, you could check out jose

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Speaker 3: playing with his navel a broken Jeffrey. Does that mean

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Speaker 3: an officer in the navy or with his belly button?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to subscribe to find out. Anyway, Back

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Speaker 3: to the loser line voicemail, I don't think one person subscribers,

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Speaker 3: four thousand subscribers, and you need to subscribe more than ever.

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Speaker 1: Back to the voicemail, Dana, I just wanted to say,

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Speaker 1: you know, real talk. I really really like you, But

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Speaker 1: the deal is, as much as I want to see

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Speaker 1: you again, I also sort of need to put a

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Speaker 1: pause on it for like nine days or so. My

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Speaker 1: friend turned me on to this TikTok, some influencer guy.

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Speaker 1: He must be some kind of relationship expert because he

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Speaker 1: said that, like before you decide, you know, you think

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Speaker 1: you're in love or you're going to settle down with

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Speaker 1: some woman, what you gotta do is go to Brazil

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Speaker 1: because they have like the hottest women on the planet apparently,

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Speaker 1: like just even at the bus stops, like you stand

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Speaker 1: on any street corner and it's like, hey ten, there's

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Speaker 1: another ten, there's another ten. And I heard that and thought,

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Speaker 1: if I'm going to respect myself and any other woman

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Speaker 1: like say you, you know, I gotta I gotta explore

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Speaker 1: that option. So I'm going down there this weekend. So

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Speaker 6: You know, his arguments pretty strong, though I don't know

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Speaker 6: if I would have gotten married if I had gone

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Speaker 6: to Brazil, unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the women in Brazil must be thinking, what's what

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Speaker 3: all these creepy white guys handing out the stops down?

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Speaker 1: Here's why? Is there?

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Speaker 6: An old white mom also.

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Speaker 7: Message, Hey Jared, it's leaning from the other night.

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Speaker 5: Sorry.

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Speaker 7: I I've been.

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Speaker 2: Nervous to leave you this message, but I need to

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Speaker 2: tell you that you, like you instantly reminded me of

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Speaker 2: someone in my life.

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Speaker 7: Who is just so special.

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Speaker 2: When I was in sixth grade, I had a French

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Speaker 2: bulldog and his name was Tuna, and he would sleep

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Speaker 2: with me in my bed and I would look into

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Speaker 2: his face every night and he was like my safe place.

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Speaker 2: And then he passed, and I've just like, I've not

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Speaker 2: had that feeling since I had a drink with you. You

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Speaker 2: remind me of Tuna.

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Speaker 7: It's crazy, like do you even have this little flight

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Speaker 7: like underbite, but not in a bad ways. It's really

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Speaker 7: cute and I don't know. I really hope this doesn't

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Speaker 7: sound weird and I'm not trying to freak you out

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Speaker 7: and like say that you remind me of my dog.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm rambling.

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Speaker 7: I'm telling you a lot.

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Speaker 2: I'm really glad we met. Call me. Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go get drunk.

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Speaker 6: I mean, it shouldn't be an insult.

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Speaker 3: Nothing more normal than a girl looking to hook up

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Speaker 3: with her dead dog's human doppelganger and then get drunk.

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Speaker 3: I'm just bone that there's a guy out there with

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Speaker 3: an underbyte in the face of a French bulldoget more

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Speaker 3: than there's hope for everybody out there. And listen to

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Speaker 3: the Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and

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Speaker 3: make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel.

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Speaker 3: You can listen to all of our Loser Line second

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Speaker 3: dates and phones apps right there. We're going to do

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Speaker 3: a phone tapp right after this Brooke

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Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning,