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Speaker 1: producer Riley big Protein. Do we think that the friend

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Speaker 2: First question that goes in my head? Was friend happy

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Speaker 1: No? No?

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Speaker 2: Is he just happy in general? Oh?

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Speaker 1: In general? Do you That's the thing is, do you

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Speaker 2: You're a party pooper, dude, you're you were definitely in

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Speaker 1: Bro, You're not a party At this point, you go

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Speaker 1: from party pooper to life diarrhea or like you are

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Speaker 2: He is literally going to look at his life differently now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and the life that he created a little differently

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Speaker 1: now does he or didn't create?

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Speaker 2: Does he look at his life differently?

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Speaker 1: I mean you would have to write Kyle's not yours.

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Speaker 2: How do we know?

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Speaker 1: Uh, well, there's only one way to find out. Man

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Speaker 1: Riley was eking me on there. But this story comes

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Speaker 1: from throwaway a bunch of numbers. They say throwaway. Since

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Speaker 1: Me and my buddy are both in our mid twenties.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll just imagine you and I is you and I.

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Speaker 2: We're engineers. We're going to the rat's this company. Okay, wow,

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Speaker 2: he as a kid who has a kid. Damn this

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Speaker 1: Let's give you the kid. Let's give you the kid.

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Speaker 1: All right. We played a couple rounds of counter Strike

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Speaker 2: Red lug out.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, let's go on, Riley, She said, nurse, bro,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Dude?

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Speaker 2: Did you not know that the number one profession of

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Speaker 1: What? Google this fact right now? What the hell you

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Speaker 1: so Riley just pulled up professions most likely to cheat?

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Speaker 1: Can you scroll up and see the percentages? Healthcare twelve

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Speaker 2: Well, says nurses? They said nurses. But now this is

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Speaker 2: Juicy update? Update? He is aw not the I told

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Speaker 1: How about I'm sorry? Could we start there? Yeah? Can

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: I'm defeated.

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Speaker 2: I am too.

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Speaker 1: I'm defeated.

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Speaker 2: This you know, it just sucks.

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Speaker 1: I held out on the I held out on your thing,

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Speaker 2: Man, deep down, I did just for the kid, Like

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Speaker 1: You raise a kid for three years, do you still

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Speaker 1: Dang?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I probably would like if I even if

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Speaker 2: See also like paying for all this stuff, paying for.

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Speaker 1: Yes or no? Y'all? This has been another John and

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Speaker 2: We've we've just been just making con We're actually in

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Speaker 1: This is day two, namely, namely, twenty four days of

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Speaker 1: That crazy, which is crazy. So guys, we are grinding

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Speaker 3: Time for OKOP relam, Am I the a hole for

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Speaker 1: You could not be.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's see what we got here. See how many

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that video of like of this

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Speaker 1: She's just smacking him down with that Oh just like yeah,

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Speaker 3: I started to go back to the office on Friday

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Speaker 3: I offered to give him gas money like forty bucks

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Speaker 1: It makes sense. I mean, depending on where you live,

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Speaker 3: I was home, so I decided to pick my left

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Speaker 1: Nice. That sounds cool. That is cool. I also forty

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Speaker 3: For gas money is like, that's over gas money.

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Speaker 3: Actually, when I got to the coffee Bean, my twenty

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Speaker 3: might be behind the cafe. He might be behind the cafe.

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Speaker 3: I asked him, how does he not know where his

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Speaker 3: brother is and if he ever was picked up. He said, yes,

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Speaker 3: he was picked up, but Logan and a few of

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Speaker 3: his friends wandered to the back.

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Speaker 1: Well imagine, he said, maybe yeah, I might have. That's

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Speaker 1: like sass that like a kid would do. Maybe.

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Speaker 3: I asked what they were doing in the back, and

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Speaker 3: he sarcastly told me he did not know because he

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Speaker 3: wasn't there. Man, this kid is a sas great a

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Speaker 3: over here. I go around back and see my eleven

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Speaker 3: year old kissing a girl. I asked him what he

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Speaker 3: was doing and he just says nothing. I told him

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Speaker 3: to get his ass in the car. My son said

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Speaker 3: they were just pretending to guess for that, I found

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Speaker 3: him guilty of kissing and perjury.

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Speaker 1: Oh god.

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Speaker 3: Year old asked for the money that was owed to him,

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Speaker 3: and I said, I'm not paying him for shit. I

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Speaker 3: told him that his brother was making out with a

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Speaker 3: girl behind the cafe.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's not okay. He's eleven. Eleven year old.

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Speaker 3: Boys needs supervision. That's what I was paying my twenty

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Speaker 3: year old for. He said he was going to call

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Speaker 3: their mom sush my ex because he was owed the money.

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Speaker 3: I told him to call her and don't forget to

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Speaker 3: tell her what Logan was doing, because I will. And

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Speaker 3: that obviously changed his mind.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, this dad went from cool dad to too

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Speaker 1: much the tool I mean.

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Speaker 3: I think eleven year old's like kissing a girl is

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Speaker 3: fine behind a coffee bean's it's okay, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: You know it is like it's it's fine. I mean

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Speaker 1: like it's like massively awkward. I think, like I think

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Speaker 1: from my perspective in like middle school, but like when

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Speaker 1: I think about it from a perspective of a parent,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's disgusting. What like an eleven years

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Speaker 1: old kissing an eleven year old? Is that disgusting? It's

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Speaker 1: just it's just weird. It's just very weird, especially your child.

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Speaker 1: Like I get it, but like it's just the sight

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Speaker 1: of it, if I if, I.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get My first kiss was like really in

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Speaker 3: high school, but I did. We played kissing tag and

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Speaker 3: like when I was in kindergarten that it sounds like

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Speaker 3: they're like getting aft, they're making out, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean. Like, I mean again, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: I would not do. I would not react the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't know. Would you dab your son up? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's my boy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you know what's next? Son? What coming home

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Speaker 1: with me? Because you're done kissing this girl? Ah see,

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Speaker 1: I saved myself