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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning time for your

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Speaker 1: phone tap. And today we call a guy who loves

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Speaker 1: his jobs. It loves it because he's a groundskeeper for

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Speaker 1: a cluster of Little League fields where he's in charge

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Speaker 1: of the grass, drawing, the chalk lines, everything. But he

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Speaker 1: takes a lot of pride in his work. So recently,

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Speaker 1: when he heard his leg and had to take a

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Speaker 1: few weeks off, he was nervous that they hired a

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Speaker 1: temporary replacement who could screw it all up. Well, good news,

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Speaker 1: I know his replacement and he is absolutely going to

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Speaker 1: screw it up because his name is Stoner Max. He's

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Max?

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Speaker 2: Is your name Blaine? What is this called? Concerns? I'm

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Speaker 2: the guy who's filling in for you for the lawnmower

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Speaker 2: position at the like the Little League field or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, you're the person who's filling in for

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Speaker 1: me taking care of the landscaping duties.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, I know I'm supposed to like escape the land,

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Speaker 2: but what exactly does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Look, you only have three tasks.

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Speaker 2: You need to mow the lawn, okay, and then you

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Speaker 2: need to lay down shock. Wait, okay, but can I

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Speaker 2: stop mowing the lawn part? Do I have to do

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Speaker 2: the whole thing? We're gonna need to mow the entire area.

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Speaker 1: Every area that looks like it has been mowed previously.

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Speaker 2: You need to mow it again. But what about the

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Speaker 2: dirt parts, because like at the end, there was like

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Speaker 2: dirt by the wall. You don't go by that part

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Speaker 2: at all. That is the warning track? Warning for what

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Speaker 2: am I in danger?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, oh, have.

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Speaker 1: You ever played baseball at all? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I played baseball on the Wii and then I lost

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Speaker 2: the controller. So wow, dude, you're the guy they hired

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Speaker 2: to take my place. Yeah, but like I have a

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Speaker 2: super Smash Brothers turning at like four o'clock today. So

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Speaker 2: how long do you think this is gonna take? I mean,

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Speaker 2: I've never timed it, but it should take less than

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Speaker 2: two hours. Two hours?

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Speaker 1: Whoa shouldn't take that long. It's very straightforward.

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Speaker 2: Mow the grass, retrace the shalka.

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Speaker 1: And then the very last pat it's collected trash.

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Speaker 2: Uh? Is it those white things I see on the dirt? No?

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Speaker 1: No, they should be green basketball.

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Speaker 2: No, you're confused. These are white bags that are in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the dirt. You are talking about the

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Speaker 2: basic Oh, they look like little ground marshmallow. The kids

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Speaker 2: show up at two p m. Oh, they're going to

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Speaker 2: take the field. Could you just like tell them to

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Speaker 2: come later? Like, we cannot do that. Everyone has agreed

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Speaker 2: that too is the time to show up and that

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Speaker 2: when they show up at too the field will be

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Speaker 2: most Okay, Look, I can like super speed this up.

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Speaker 2: I just need to take it. Highly suggests that I

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Speaker 2: just need to take a sip but my energy drink

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Speaker 2: and then it'll give me energy some horn. What you doing?

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Speaker 1: What aren't you doing?

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Speaker 2: What's that? What you think that sound?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: No, that was my energy drink. Man, that does not

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Speaker 2: sound like an energy drink. I know they're called five hours,

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Speaker 2: but this is going to lead to at least an

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Speaker 2: eight hour.

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Speaker 1: Here, man, lose my job.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be cool, dude, Like, once I finish my popcorn,

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Speaker 2: you couldn't be eating popcorn.

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Speaker 1: You should be working.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, pardon Blaine, but there's actually a snack bar

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Speaker 2: filled with popcorn all location. Well, I'm a kid at heart,

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Speaker 2: So you smoked yourself, stupid. What is going on over there?

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Speaker 2: It's chill, Bro. The door was locked, so I just

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Speaker 2: ninjed my way onto the roof. Now I can't find

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Speaker 2: the emergency hatch to get in. Do not move, I'm

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Speaker 2: coming down there right now. I'm getting my clutches. Don't move,

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Speaker 2: don't touch anything, don't do anything else there. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 2: just be here with your roommate Dan, and we're just

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Speaker 2: gonna eat popcorn and like wait for you to show up.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean Dan doesn't work there? Yeah. Dan's

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Speaker 2: the man bro. He works for me on Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Because God, are.

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Speaker 1: You getting high again?

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Speaker 2: No, brother, this is actually Jose from the radio show

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

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Speaker 2: tap on you. What. Yeah, I'm not the landscaper man.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Joe. Your friend Dan set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He said, you have.

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Speaker 2: A cast on your leg and you're stuck in your

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Speaker 2: room all day and you just wanted to cheer you up.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: He says, you're pretty bummed out right now.

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Speaker 1: I was like, who is this?

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Speaker 2: God? Burnout that they got to replace me. This is

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Speaker 2: not gonna work. Hey, you sound pretty stressed, like I

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Speaker 2: have some energy drinks that could maybe make you feel

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Speaker 2: more relaxed.

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Speaker 1: Do you just have that as a sound effect on you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you, because you actually made the

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Speaker 2: week up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,