WEBVTT - Happy 50th : Episode 50 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 There was a problem. 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.959 We're taking my hey, righting back to listen to two 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.000 cool moms. I am Joe Ghatto. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:13.000 I'm Steve burn I know how to sit in a chair. 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:15.760 Joe literally almost didn't make it. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:19.000 I've seen you stand and you'd fall down. That is true. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:22.119 After you had a couple of years you you do 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:25.640 it on purpose, whereas I do it like literally accidentally. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:29.040 Good to see you, buddy, to see you, buddy. I'm happy, happy, uh, 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:33.280 happy fiftieth happy, sorry, happy fiftieth? Is this it? 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:38.479 Oh, here's your gift for our fiftieth episode. Shut up, 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:39.560 I got you a little something. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.040 I didn't even Are you fucking with me? No? 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:42.320 Not. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.519 It's our fiftieth episode, and I got you a gift 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.080 because that's the kind of person I am. 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.479 So this is I didn't know. I didn't know we were 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:49.760 doing this. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.239 I know because I didn't tell you. You don't pay 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:54.920 attention to things it should be. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.480 Is it? Is it hard to open? It's okay, you 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:00.200 got it. No, you're you're doing great. Wait? 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:03.840 Fuck, so this is this is our fiftieth It's like 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.319 trying to take a bra off when you were younger. 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:07.119 Do you have the first braw you took off. Okay, 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.200 here you go. The first bra took off. I take mine. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.120 I threw off for a long day work. Well my grandma. Okay, 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.279 oh hey, you talk about your office a lot. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:18.200 There we go, and I figured I figured we would 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.600 get I think it's I think it's great. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.560 I think you just do this. There this whole thing 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.520 comes out. So there you go fiftieth. This is cool. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:27.320 Thank you. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.840 So this is this is a picture, a photo of 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:34.280 you and I. But this is printed on glass. Oh shit, okay, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.679 so it's from this box from a company called Fracture, 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.400 which I had found and I liked. And we always 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:40.920 talk about your office. And I don't know if you 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.280 have a picture of me up at your home. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:42.880 I don't. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.680 I don't have anything in my house. No I have 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:52.360 I have stuff you guys when we first hung out 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:56.280 bud Light Lounge, Yep, you guys sent me an Oasis 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:00.000 album that says thanks for the laughs, love the Tenderline. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:01.280 There you have that up. 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.040 There's there's one or two pictures up that I just yeah, 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:05.400 but this is awesome, thank you so much. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:07.480 So this is that's the photo of you and I. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.320 It's that guy the photographer, by the way, does amazing 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:12.840 work best and he did a shoot for you. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:16.840 Yes, Jonathan Thorpe, this is great. Yeah, he's a fantastic 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.440 So that's this great. That's such a relationship. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.520 This pretty much says it all. This is the face 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:26.040 you make when you edit the episode. You go Steve, Steve, 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.720 and it's like, Joe, it's all right, I make the funnies. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.720 I put that down there. You go, thank you, buddy. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.919 There you go, Bud fifty look at us, So I'll 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:36.160 give me that. Put that in the boxes. That's what 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:36.800 used to hang it. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.840 Yeah, thank you so much. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.840 It's awesome. You got a buddy. So fifty we made 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:45.000 it to fifty episodes. We made it to fifty. Some highlights. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:45.840 Let's talk about it. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.160 Coming up with the word bazonkers bazoncres definitely one of 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.200 it all started with Yan par Yang farmer, which is 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:54.160 what it was almost. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.400 I still think that's that's crazy. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:57.760 That was almost what we called it. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.480 Great title, and I think even after fifty episodes, I 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:01.960 still wouldn't know how to spell parmesan. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:08.080 Yeah, I know it's tough. I've learned how to pronounce hen. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:15.160 I say pene, Penny penn Pene, it's Penne, Yeah saying 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.400 it's Penee, it's penn a. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.679 You were saying Penne, you're seeing. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.799 Pa and still can't get it right. You know the 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:28.600 dessert panakata that's a little like it's lemon. Yeah, like 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:29.959 a little little cake thing. It's like a little like 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:30.600 custardy thing. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:33.880 Of course, p A and analogies go to dessert. Yes, 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:37.640 that's ass, that's Penna. Penne is p e n n A. Look. 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.000 I love doing the show, but I think my favorite, 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.280 probably my favorite memories the last fifty episodes have been 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.000 because we've gone on the road together and just the 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.800 meals are my favorite part for sure, just sitting around 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:55.320 hanging out bs sing, but just seeing how you order, 0:03:56.120 --> 0:04:00.480 Like I've never seen anybody order appetizers at breakfast. That 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:04.200 one I forget, like Swedish place in what was it, 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:06.840 like Wisconsin or something, the Dutch foot what was it? 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:07.600 Oh my god? 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:11.320 Yeah, And that was some we were just wood window. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.160 You go that looks great. We're like okay, yeah, and 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.840 then my fatty sense was thing like I did it 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.800 ever and then you got that oh my god. It 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:21.160 was just it was one of the best meals I've 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:22.680 ever had, and it was one of the best breakfasts 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.039 I've ever had. And that's happened quite a few times 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.039 with you. Yeah, and I consider myself a. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.320 Food you know. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.280 Look, I eat like an eighth grade, but I'd like 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:30.880 to eat good food. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.440 It is one of the one of the best meals 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.159 I've had. You do did you skip bread? You don't 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:37.040 eat breakfast? So it's almost lunchtime, you're getting you' getting hungry? 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:37.720 Now? Yeah. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.120 I stopped in it as a bagel and it was 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.000 one of those where you opened the door, You're like, Okay, 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:41.720 we'll see you later. 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:44.719 It's just the line was just rat all right, God, 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.440 we'll get one soon. But that means we've spent about 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:48.880 fifty hours talking to each other. 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.280 Yes, that doesn't even include the road life, or include 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.239 all the time we spent together on the phone, calls 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:55.840 or any of that. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:59.320 So fifty hours over about a year. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.480 Right, what did we launch this? I think it was 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.480 about a year ago, right, it's almost it's gotta be yeah. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:05.200 Yeah, I think. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.360 But you consider the fact that we did test we 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:12.640 literally though we did six episodes before, yes, we never 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.440 released them, and we did it over zoom and then 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.480 we went to your old apartment downtown. We recorded a 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.360 bunch there, and that's when I think there's probably eight 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.039 episodes that are just out there. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.599 I want want to drive zoom ones. I forgot how 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:27.080 this is well. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.360 We did the very first one. Do you remember the 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:33.040 very first one you did? You call me immediately afterwards 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.160 You're like, yeah, I felt like I was being interviewed, 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.200 like you just had all these questions for me, and 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:39.800 I was like, yeah, I don't know. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.320 I was just trying to do my homework. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:42.520 We're like, yeah, let's not do that. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.680 Yeah, let's let's have a conversation. But that's what you 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:44.960 have to do. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.880 You have to find the voice. And then I think 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.799 it was you that came up with uh the minute 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.720 you said two cool moms. I remember it was one 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.000 of those things like on the on the show, I 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.760 just couldn't stop laughing, for sure, and I was like 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.360 that this is gonna be great. But it was also, Uh, 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.960 it's one of those things where when I'm on the 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:03.720 road or you're doing radio or whatever and they're like, 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.080 what are you up to now, Michael? I do a 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.560 podcast with Joe Gatto from Jokers, and like, what's it 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.240 called them like two cool moms. Everybody always laughs two 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:11.280 cool Moms with Joe and Steve. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.040 It's such a great, good title. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.840 So if there's fifty two weeks in a year, I 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.280 mean we have to be there, are right? It's not if, 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:19.920 but yeah, there is. 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.120 You're right. I just checked the back. It all worked out. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:23.640 So that means we have to be coming up on 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.320 our year anniversary. Yeah, one year of doing this. Why 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.160 are we still doing it? 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.040 So I have two weeks to get you something. Two 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.960 weeks and anniversiversary? Is it paper? Paper? Is our first year? 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:41.240 It will? What is glass photographs? Could you look to 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:41.760 see when. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.240 We posted the first episode of it? I wonder on 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.920 the YouTube channel if you're not subscribed at this point, 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.640 I don't know what to tell you, guys. I mean 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.520 I don't know either. There's so much more we could 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.680 do about it, so much. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:55.120 We've we just give of it getting served. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.160 My sister Gina, she she was like, hey, I started 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:59.560 she started working out, you know, and she was like, hey, 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.760 I listen on the treadmill every morning, and I'm like oh, 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:02.880 I was like oh, She's like yeah, I just start 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:03.320 listening to you. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.440 And she's like Steve's really funny. I'm like, yeah, I know, 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:06.640 and she's like, yeah, no, I didn't. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.240 You know I've hung out with him, you know, Gina, 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:09.720 she's from now and of course she's like you know, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.160 She's like, yeah, I hung out with them something like oh. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.960 She's like it's so nice, you know, to hear you 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.240 every morning. I'm like, you could call me you are 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.520 my sister, like yeah, but she she gets in to it. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:21.360 So people, I think have found it and just now 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:22.680 are ripping through the episodes. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:23.280 Yeah. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.160 My father listens on his bike. High Dad, he does, 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.760 I'll be riding on your bicycle right now. But he uh, 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.360 he calls me and then he'll ask me about the episodes. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:32.440 I'm like, Dad, I. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.120 I'm sure you get it all the time with. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.520 Jokers people and my parents are Dad. They don't call 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.680 me about the show. So thanks for bringing it up. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.600 Bud. March first, twenty twenty two is the episode one 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:44.239 of Tookool. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:48.200 Mom Oh, really look at that. We're ahead of the Wow, 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.640 okay one still have two more weeks. Yeah, it's fifty 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:50.960 two weeks. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.000 Fifty two. We did every week. Oh that's great. Yeah, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:54.440 we were consistent. I'm proud. Of us be able to 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:55.440 get one out every week. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:56.360 That's pretty cool, dude. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:08:01.240 Wow, March first is our birthday. Yeah, who knew that 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:06.040 I was. I can tell you it's my last episode. 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:11.600 I'm retiring, so let's leave it on the high note. Well, 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:13.160 we haven't gotten there yet. Let's keep going until we 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:14.679 get to the high note, and now we can talk about. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.720 What has been a highlight for you. I will say 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:19.880 doing the live one was a lot of fun. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.440 So we just came off and did the live, our 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:24.880 first ever live one in Nashville, first live, two cool moms. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:26.920 I thought it was so much fun to get out 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.080 there and do a lot. I think people had a 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:31.520 good time, sold out crowd to blast. Doing it live 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.120 was different because we had talked before the show and 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:35.839 we said, you know, this show isn't always funny, and 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.000 that's not the purpose of it, right. Sure, but we're comedians, 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.319 so of course it's going to be funny eventually or 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.640 at moments. But we've had some episodes where we get 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:44.559 deep and talk about things, sure, which I think is 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.800 very important too. And I think it's super important, especially 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:48.640 at these times and everybody's dealing with stuff. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:49.160 It needs help. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:51.840 So we were like before the show, do you remember 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.400 the green room? You're like, all right, I just you know, 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:55.559 I just hope it's funny. I'm like, well, just because 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:56.920 it's a comedy club, I mean, it doesn't have to 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.800 be it's funny. So then we went out and asked, 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.120 you know, hey, who's listening. Two moms and like three 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:12.040 people clapped and like, oh shit, scan. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.079 It was like there's like one up in the attic. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:20.520 It's like, oh ship that we just discussed whirl out, 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.560 but we did like almost how long was it almost 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.880 two hours? Almost two hours? Yeah, that's great. That was 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:27.319 a complete blast. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.319 And I think as soon as I came off stage, 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.240 you and Jiggy were backstage and I walked off and 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.559 I threw open the door and I looked at you 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:38.160 guys because Reno joined us too, and I said, that's 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.040 the most fun I've had at this club in all 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:42.400 the shows I've done there, and I've done a lot 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.360 of fun ones, that in particular was. 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:45.440 A complete blast. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.360 And even just the when we're doing the crowd work 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:53.360 towards the end and I was going through and you 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.800 knew exactly when end the show. It was like, I 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:57.720 think we're all sitting there. It's one of those things 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.599 where nobodys saying it, but it's like, how do we 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.280 wrap this? So we got to end on a high note. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.080 And then it was like you were like, Jordan, give 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:08.160 me the ball. I set up the question. You had 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.920 an excellent response, It got a huge laugh, and you're like, 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:12.959 good night, walked off. 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.360 I was like, that was great. It was really great, 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.120 really great. Good. I'm glad you had a good time 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.400 doing it too. We might do that again. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.640 We people want to go to different cities. She do 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.040 it down like in Miami. Uh yeah, let's go to Miami. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.520 No, let's go to des Moines. You do Moin? I 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.120 like to don't shoot on des Moines? No? I well 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:30.440 des Moines? Why? Okay? 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.600 Name name Okay, you're in the scenario. This is fun game. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:35.560 Name of shit city, go, name of ship. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:35.840 Yeah. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:37.600 Like you're saying a story and you're like, it's at 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.880 least it's not It doesn't mean that you don't like it. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:40.960 But what's one of the ones you say? 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.280 Because I have one that is a sleeper hit for me, 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:46.079 I'd always go at least not Boise, but I love Boise. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.160 Boise's beautiful. Is that so funny. Before I had gone there, 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.400 it was always like, well, you're in the middle of Boise, Idaho. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.839 I think it's because, like I wasn't Warner Brother like 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.400 the Looney Tunes that always made fund of Boise. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:57.959 I should have made it, left it out, but good, 0:10:58.000 --> 0:10:58.640 I should have made it. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.800 Yeah, I think there was something about Boise that that 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:02.600 was in our heads. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.600 Yeah, but Bois's Beautiful Boys is a fun city name. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.960 Ohio gets dumped Donalds all the time, and I love Ohio. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:11.600 So my favorite big hitters Columbus bringing knock knocks Inincinnati. Hello, 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.160 come Onova, I'll move in for a minute. I don't 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:15.800 even get me started about Dayton. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:23.600 No Dayton, no shit. Columbus is a sleeper you know why. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.240 Here's what people don't realize. So many of the chain 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:30.400 restaurants and fast food restaurants are head Okay, what the 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:30.880 fuck was that? 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.000 It's so funny because you're like so many You're like, 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.120 here's the best thing about this Columbus. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:38.280 There's chain restaurants, but they're all based there, and the 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.040 fast food restaurants are based there, so they test market 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.280 a lot of things before they go nationwide there, so 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.640 you'll go to McDonald's and have like mic pizza before it. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.679 Ever hits the streets. There's a lot and that's a 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.800 lot of people move from there for that reason. But 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.080 you know what's interesting that a lot of their flag 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:55.920 ships stores are there, so you know what, you're getting 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.560 the best version of the fast food chains there right right, yeah, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.720 which is weird because the Kentucky Fried Chicken I think 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.400 is out of there, which is doesn't make any sense. 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.000 Okay, So he just just announced today they're they're limiting 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:10.760 their menu and focusing on the chicken. Coming back to 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.400 the basics, Back to the basics. 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:15.319 Yes, maybe now I'll go back. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.280 Yeah, because lot of people stooped away from the colonel 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.040 when he started getting crazy. You know what I had 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:20.760 growing up? I used to love from there. They had 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.959 little chickens the little chicken sandwich is. They were like 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.040 sliders that had a little bit of lettuce on those. 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.559 I forgot what their name. I think they were called littles, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.960 chicken littles. That's it was it, right, chicken remember the campaign. 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:33.959 I called them little chickens Chicken littles. Little chicken littles 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:37.160 were phenomenal. I used to pound those mother I used to. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.400 You can't. No, I don't want. There's no need to. 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:41.600 There's no need. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:43.520 Of. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:45.520 But there was no need for that f there. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:45.640 No. 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.679 I know when you use it, it's when I say 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.280 something stupid and dumb mother. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:53.920 I say that, But when you read it, when you 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:57.120 beat a stupid piece of mother, then then I'm gonna 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:57.599 throw it at you. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:58.440 Your dumb ass. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:04.199 That though, that's my favorite dumb asshole. That's what you 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:07.080 call me when I'm late for something. When I come 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:10.120 off stage and I'm shredding a twelve year old, You're like, 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:11.960 you're dumb asso, this is twelve. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.840 It's not really a small asshole. Doesn't make any sense 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.000 there that disclamored of a dumb in front of it. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:19.160 If you're going to live a life, I guess live 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:19.640 it that way. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.120 Yeah. Yeah, chicken litter was my jam. I love those. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.240 What is your go to now? Because Jiggy and I 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:25.280 have talked about this. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.000 For well, I can't really do much at a KFC 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.599 now because they don't really have a much of a 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.439 fake chicken sandwich with the impossibles. I love the impossible, 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.080 the impossible Whopper on the road, Well, we can need 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.079 a fast drive through I've been really hitting the burger 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:38.080 king impossible whopping and. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:43.040 You tried to when they when they when you complimented 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.559 the new BK retro shirts so great from the drive 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.199 through guy, and they recognized you and they're like, we're 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.040 going to get you a shirt. Hold on, And they 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:54.160 came back with an x XCEL that somebody had worn 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.480 while there there was like rees on it. They're like 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:02.319 here Joe, and You're like, what, guys, I'm not working here. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.559 Wanted that I wanted to wear, like on stage, like 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.800 a new one, Like I don't. I asked if you 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.400 sold that? The kids said yeah, hold on. Then he 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.720 went and got somebody who clearly quit in the moment. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:13.880 Was like, hold remember when Terry quit threw it in 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:14.319 the puddle. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.000 Let's get that one. Can't try dirty one out of 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.320 the back. Joe needs a shirt. It was so discussed, 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:25.720 so weird. Yeah, I would uh, I would say, do 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:27.000 you remember your first job? 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.600 WHOA, Yeah, well not un necessarily wasn't my first job, 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.440 but I was working a party City, the party discount chain, right, 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.760 and I remember my mom came to visit me at work, 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:37.320 well because it was in a shopping center and. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.080 She was, yeah, she wants to come visit her. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:40.760 No, I guess she was like shopping next door or 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.880 whatever because it's in the So she comes to party 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:46.480 City and I was like like goofing around or whatever. 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:48.760 And she came over and she was like, this is 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:50.920 your career. That's what she said to me. She's like, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:54.080 take your job seriously, this is your career. And I'm like, mom, 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.880 it's called party party. 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.200 It's so funny, like to get caught by your mom 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.920 at work like that, what are you doing. I was 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:04.840 just like laughing around with some friends. Oh no, no, 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.960 I know I was in that helium, that helium balloon tank. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:11.280 So I was gonna say I was in the helium 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.560 up but she had called me there. But I guess 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:14.960 it comes from the steps where my mom was the 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.400 secretary in my school, grammar school growing up, and I 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:22.800 would were always so she she was the she was 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.400 the only it was all nuns and my mother, so 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.360 she was the only person in high heels. And the 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:31.240 and the and the woody cole were cavernous, the excuse 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.800 the hallways were cavernous. So you would hear the click, click, 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.360 click click, and it would just be echoing my my 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.280 mother mother, she was coming. And when you got in 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:38.800 trouble that they had to send you to the research 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:40.160 table they called it. It was in the lobby and 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.720 you had to write I won't do that again a 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.920 hundred times or whatever it was, and I would hear 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.520 my mom coming down the hallway and I would like 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.600 try to like hide my face. There's this big table 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:49.800 at the end of the way. You get in trouble 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.400 a lot as a kid, not much. In eighth grade, 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.480 I got a little bit because I started coming quick witted. 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.800 You know, I got to pass a lot because of 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.160 my mom and everybody. You know, my mom was the 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.840 secretary and everybody loved her. And I wasn't a bad 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:02.880 kid by any means, but I started being like funny 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.360 and quick, and some teachers didn't like that. But I 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.720 remember like hearing her, so i'd always like see her. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.920 So whenever I was in trouble, right and my place 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.000 of business, the school, which working, I went right back 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:13.520 to that place. 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.440 When I was like, my mom caught me being bad 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:19.320 at work at school and I felt so bad. What 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.880 what was it like working a party city? Was? Is 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.760 this just balloons? Balloons and a balloons and all the 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.280