Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you've listened
Speaker 1: to us all year long.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, that's why.
Speaker 1: Just to punish you a little bit more, we're doing
Speaker 1: a countdown of the top ten second date updates.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think this is so fun and I love to
Speaker 2: see people's comments on like Spotify because that's the only
Speaker 2: platform that you can comment on. Very good, but I
Speaker 2: love to see what you think. The next one is
Speaker 2: going to.
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Speaker 1: our second dates, and let us know in the comments
Speaker 1: which ones you think should be ranked. Today, we're doing
Speaker 1: number nine, which is titled Todd the Bye.
Speaker 2: I mean the title, doesn't it with the Yeah.
Speaker 1: With a nickname like that, he must just be a
Speaker 1: great guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so many options.
Speaker 1: Let's listen in your number nine second date update Second
Speaker 1: Date Update date. Not too long ago, Brooke taught me
Speaker 1: a very valuable lesson on etiquette.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was it.
Speaker 1: She taught me that when you go to a party, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the number one rule is do not show up on
Speaker 1: time because that makes you look lame.
Speaker 2: Yes, well that, but like the host, like I'm always
Speaker 2: running late, Like I hate when people get there. I mean, no,
Speaker 2: I haven't finished throwing everything in the closet before he
Speaker 2: got to my house.
Speaker 1: You you need to show up late thirty minutes an hour.
Speaker 1: That's good. So I'm assuming the same rule applies to
Speaker 1: a first date. No, don't show up on time, or
Speaker 1: else you'll look like some desperate loser who has absolutely
Speaker 1: nothing going on.
Speaker 2: This is why you don't get social etiquette.
Speaker 1: And that's why one of our listeners, Todd lives by
Speaker 1: Brooks model because he was not on time and translation
Speaker 1: he cool, No, what's cool?
Speaker 3: Todd? Hey? Hey, yeah, way are you?
Speaker 2: Are you remorseful that you were late? Todd?
Speaker 3: Bit cool?
Speaker 1: People aren't remorseful, brook.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I had another beautiful attendee at my residence,
Speaker 3: if you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, wait you double booked yourself for the
Speaker 2: same night. I mean, bold move.
Speaker 1: Friend sounds to me like he had a holdover from
Speaker 1: the night before.
Speaker 2: For is that what it was?
Speaker 3: Kind of got a little lost in the sauce and
Speaker 3: I just lost track of time. But you know this,
Speaker 3: this is mad about that? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it could be if that's the reason
Speaker 2: you gave your date that you were late.
Speaker 1: Did you say that to her time?
Speaker 3: No, did you say that to her? Don't?
Speaker 1: I don't even know, Todd, Who are you talking about?
Speaker 3: The beautiful Monica?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Monica?
Speaker 3: Listen? Was I remorseful just the time when I got
Speaker 3: there and I saw how beautiful she was. This is
Speaker 3: the lady that you're on time for. Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 2: The ugly people you're not on time for?
Speaker 3: Is it? So?
Speaker 1: How late did you show up to Monica's date?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say about forty five minutes later.
Speaker 1: She was still under an hour. It's forgivable on traffic
Speaker 1: at least.
Speaker 3: That was one of the excuses that I threw out there.
Speaker 3: You know, some family is a different thing, you know,
Speaker 3: whatever sticks.
Speaker 2: Where were you meeting Monica?
Speaker 3: I don't really want to disclose that, but I did
Speaker 3: need her on tenders.
Speaker 2: Why don't you want to say where you were meeting?
Speaker 1: You don't have to say like the exact name of
Speaker 1: the place, but a general you know, business.
Speaker 3: We were there for brunch at yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 3: At a restaurant, Let's do that. Okay. I just don't
Speaker 3: want to give out too many details. And the event
Speaker 3: that this doesn't go well, you know, my other d
Speaker 3: she's still fine. Okay, I just want to make sure
Speaker 3: we keep it everything in line here, all right?
Speaker 1: All right, you got the first girl on backup just
Speaker 1: in case the second date doesn't.
Speaker 3: Okase, you know how it is, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, Let's focus on Monica though. Tell us about how
Speaker 1: brunch went.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, it was great. I mean we had
Speaker 3: some conversations a little bit about life, but I just
Speaker 3: wanted to tell her about my truck. One truck is red,
Speaker 3: beautiful rams, the interiors leatherd right.
Speaker 1: How many wheels on that truck?
Speaker 3: Four of.
Speaker 1: Eighteen dealers, all four of them.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: I understand these guys are kind of like, you know,
Speaker 2: letting you talk about the truck. But was Monica interested
Speaker 2: in that at all?
Speaker 3: No? Not.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're aware.
Speaker 3: We did get We did get to the fact that
Speaker 3: not only is she beautiful, but she has artistic skills.
Speaker 3: She's an interior designer.
Speaker 2: You finally asked her about herself.
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't really actually told me about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Women always trying to like talk at you.
Speaker 3: So I suggested, listen, you do interior decorating my apartment.
Speaker 3: No decorate.
Speaker 2: He made her work, So you wanted to get free work.
Speaker 3: Listen. I thought that that was interesting.
Speaker 1: But if she's truly passionate about what she does, she
Speaker 1: probably enjoy doing that for you.
Speaker 2: What did she say? Did she do it?
Speaker 3: Well, she did come through and take a look, which
Speaker 3: was of my surprise. Well not really, because they called
Speaker 3: me Todd the bat, right, this is what I did.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm guessing the first girl was already gone by
Speaker 1: that time or what she hiding somewhere?
Speaker 3: So why do you think I was forty five minutes late? Brother?
Speaker 3: I had to make sure everything was clear, just in
Speaker 3: case something like this happened.
Speaker 1: Todd with a bod also has a brain's good.
Speaker 2: What was Monica's reaction when she walked into your apartment?
Speaker 3: Well, I did see her eyes open up a little
Speaker 3: bit to see how clean it was. You know, I
Speaker 3: don't know what kind of guy she deals with, but
Speaker 3: I didn't know that my lazy boy chair that I
Speaker 3: love so much. She didn't really take to that too. Well,
Speaker 3: I didn't like that.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you're asking for an interior designer, right,
Speaker 2: not a comfort expert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she needs to know where these things belong. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is really like a part of me. I've had
Speaker 3: this college right.
Speaker 2: Wait? Okay, so you went ahead and argued with her
Speaker 2: about her opinions what you should have in your apartment
Speaker 2: after no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I did do any argument. Wanted
Speaker 3: to get the experience of the lazy Boy, so I
Speaker 3: had to sit down, and you know, I got a
Speaker 3: little close and wanted to see where things will go.
Speaker 3: But she was with that. She she kept it professional. Right.
Speaker 1: Isn't my understanding that you tried to put the moves
Speaker 1: on her while she was in the Lazy Boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and those moves would be work, you know the
Speaker 3: lazy Boy when I lean it back.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 3: After that, she just kind of got up and left,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what what happened?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 5: After telling your story, do you feel like maybe you
Speaker 5: didn't spend enough attention on her?
Speaker 3: And I mean, I know I actually about her hair.
Speaker 2: And now I have a personality when we have hair
Speaker 2: and nails.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that, bro. Finally, it's nice that.
Speaker 2: You Yeah, all right, so you like her though, you
Speaker 2: want to go out with her more than once?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I thought she was beautiful.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you have to have more than just your
Speaker 5: pretty to have chemistry with somebody, brother, you have to
Speaker 5: be able to back and forth.
Speaker 3: And we talked. She does great work. She showed me
Speaker 3: an Instagram stuff.
Speaker 1: And remember this segment isn't about like setting up lifelong loves.
Speaker 1: It's about getting a second date. Good boy. That's all
Speaker 1: that we're trying to do.
Speaker 3: So our boy to have lifelong love with her. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the back of your truck even maybe. So
Speaker 1: let's see what we can do for you. Let's put
Speaker 1: the lazy boy in that bed and really go to work.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna come back and we'll call Monica and
Speaker 1: get you your second date update. All right, Todd Bod
Speaker 1: hold on second date update. Big trucks, hardy brunch, and
Speaker 1: lazy boys that recline all the way back. That's the
Speaker 1: ideal first date for a guy for sure. Okay, but
Speaker 1: not sure how the ladies would feel about something like that.
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't ask. We was just saying not sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how I mean.
Speaker 2: I think that's the point. You didn't ask Monica either,
Speaker 2: He didn't any.
Speaker 1: That is how our listener, Todd the Bod rolled during
Speaker 1: his first date with Monica. The thing is he is
Speaker 1: man enough to admit mistakes were made.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did he actually say that. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I heard that. I thought it was like a little
Speaker 2: bit regretful about having the other woman at his house
Speaker 2: before she showed up.
Speaker 1: That's a big ask for a man to admit that
Speaker 1: he's a little bit regretful. Give him some credit. He's
Speaker 1: also man enough to have a radio show help him
Speaker 1: out with his dating life, broke. Is there any anything
Speaker 1: else that you want to tell Todd before we call
Speaker 1: Monica here?
Speaker 2: You know, Todd, you say that you are really interested
Speaker 2: in her. She is a beautiful woman. It just feels
Speaker 2: like maybe you need to be more in tune with
Speaker 2: her needs. Can you even ask a question? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 2: Alexis that could be a good start. Can you do that,
Speaker 2: you think, Todd?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Todd didn't mean this to be an intervention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just trying to help you.
Speaker 3: Any attention from the ladies is good, you know, I mean,
Speaker 3: I take the coaching ladies. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you think I like that somebody who can
Speaker 2: listen to some constructive criticism, that's good.
Speaker 3: This is a good step, just for a few minutes, though,
Speaker 3: you guys, go on and on.
Speaker 2: Say, let's wrap this up.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's wrap it up and let's call Monica
Speaker 1: and see what she has to say, try and get
Speaker 1: you a second date. You ready, Todd, Let's do it
Speaker 1: all right? Here we go?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey, is this Monica? Monica? Sorry to lean back and
Speaker 1: relax a little bit. Is this Monica chair?
Speaker 2: You're trying to be more manly right now.
Speaker 1: He's trying to play it cool.
Speaker 2: You're like man spreading Monica.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: Hi, Monica, I can't see.
Speaker 3: Hi. What's going on?
Speaker 1: You're on the coolest radio show in town? You know
Speaker 1: what show that would be? Monica answer?
Speaker 4: I have no clue and I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1: She's playing it coy. I feel you, Monica. But you're
Speaker 1: on with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, guys, what's going on?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 2: Hi, Monica. We just have some questions for you if
Speaker 2: you have some time.
Speaker 1: Question one, how do you feel about trucks?
Speaker 4: Gosh, they're fine?
Speaker 1: Okay. Question two, how do you feel about one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Todd, who you ran out on a date
Speaker 1: with recently?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Sweet Tie, that would never be Okay, we're doing something
Speaker 6: with him called a second date update, and he's trying
Speaker 6: to figure out why you two haven't reconnected for a
Speaker 6: second date.
Speaker 4: There's so many things. Was okay. There were some really
Speaker 4: good sweet things, you know, like he pulled up.
Speaker 1: Chair, he's too chivalrous for you.
Speaker 4: But he was late. He was super late for the day,
Speaker 4: and I waited for a really long time.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were waiting that long. Did you
Speaker 2: think in that forty five minutes that he ditched you?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? I just was like, well, I'm gonna have a
Speaker 4: drink at the bar or whatever, like I might as
Speaker 4: well enjoy my like start my afternoon off right after
Speaker 4: being shut up as what I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, and Todd did mention to us that he
Speaker 1: was really late, and he says he feels very very
Speaker 1: remorseful about that. Well, let's just tell me.
Speaker 4: At the time. I mean, I'm an interior designer. I
Speaker 4: can't be late to job right, and because of that,
Speaker 4: that carries into all my day, so I'm never late
Speaker 4: for anything. But I still went for it and was like,
Speaker 4: let me give him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like it must have been pretty good
Speaker 1: because the two of you ended up back at his place.
Speaker 2: Do people always ask you for help when you tell
Speaker 2: them you're an interior designer?
Speaker 4: They do? And I don't mind offering up help for
Speaker 4: that gets it's a gift, right, Like I have an
Speaker 4: idea like it? Okay, I don't mind sharing. So when
Speaker 4: he said, oh, I have my apartment needs to be redecorated,
Speaker 4: like I was weary because you know guys will say
Speaker 4: that and just want to get you to the house,
Speaker 4: I was like, let me again, give them the benefit
Speaker 4: of the doubt. Interesting, but okay, you know I definitely didn't.
Speaker 4: It definitely changed once I got there.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I think. That's what we're all most
Speaker 1: interested in. Like, what was it about being at his
Speaker 1: place that kind of turned you off? If you were
Speaker 1: turned off?
Speaker 4: Well, it was it was fine. We were just he
Speaker 4: was showing me the rooms and talking about the things
Speaker 4: that they wanted to do, and they changed in the
Speaker 4: rooms and and then he started talking about his lazy
Speaker 4: boy chair and I was like, okay, I'm not a
Speaker 4: family boy. But he was like, do you like it?
Speaker 4: And I was like, sure, it's nice. I didn't want
Speaker 4: to offend him. And then he started heading my hair,
Speaker 4: and he's like, I bet you do, and it started
Speaker 4: getting really wzy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you said for yourself right before, like thirty
Speaker 2: seconds ago, that this is what you knew was going
Speaker 2: to happen, but you wanted to do some benefit of
Speaker 2: the doubt thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I mean I didn't feel in safe uh huh.
Speaker 4: I kind of just like awkwardly got up. I'm like
Speaker 4: trying to get give myself a faith. And then he's
Speaker 4: like started talking about how he needs a new roommate
Speaker 4: and like, if you ever need one, if you need
Speaker 4: a roommate, I'm looking for a new one. And I
Speaker 4: was at that point, I was just I was like,
Speaker 4: you know what it's getting I have some things I
Speaker 4: gotta do. And I laugh.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like you, I mean, you were attracted
Speaker 2: to Todd. You like Todd. It just got too intense,
Speaker 2: too much, too soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah too.
Speaker 1: Oh well I don't want to I hope you can
Speaker 1: handle just a little bit more because hot Todd with
Speaker 1: a bot is actually on the other line right now
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Know, you didn't see anything mean a.
Speaker 3: Hellol.
Speaker 2: She just said it was too much time.
Speaker 3: Don't love you doing love hearing that sweet little voice
Speaker 3: of yours. But I did over here.
Speaker 1: The voice is great time. Were you hearing the words
Speaker 1: that the voice?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just sweet music every time she speaks.
Speaker 4: So yes, you know, I'm gonna have to just say
Speaker 4: this is I thought that me ignoring your phone calls
Speaker 4: and texts was enough for you to get the point like.
Speaker 4: It did not go well, no.
Speaker 3: It did not. You just needed to refresh, you know.
Speaker 4: And I know it seems like you're one of those
Speaker 4: guys as well. You don't take no for an answer.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, I think yeah that we had you know,
Speaker 3: you came over, Yeah, said Monica. Baby, let's baby, I
Speaker 3: think to what's going on? You have to understand when
Speaker 3: you have a great opportunity here listen, Todd Nod.
Speaker 2: You selling the truck? Are you selling yourself?
Speaker 3: No idea? How many guys do you me that has
Speaker 3: such a great interior like that? I mean, like I
Speaker 3: got my initials in the head rest O time, but
Speaker 3: I put it in there right.
Speaker 1: That is pretty cool? Monica. You don't want to look
Speaker 1: back on this with regret.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 4: I am already regretting answering and staying on this phone call.
Speaker 6: Y'all, I don't why all.
Speaker 1: Right, to Todd, Todd, we need you. We need you
Speaker 1: to take a break. We need you to Todd, Todd,
Speaker 1: bro Tod, we need you to take a break from
Speaker 1: talking and just listen for a second, okay, because I
Speaker 1: need to ask Monica, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with Todd for a once in a life? Hold on, Todd,
Speaker 1: hold on top, Monica. I want you to picture yourself
Speaker 1: leaning slowly back in a very comfortable lazy boy all right,
Speaker 1: and having the best night of your life with Todd never.
Speaker 6: Okay, do you understand that, Toddica, Babe, we get through this.
Speaker 4: Your number is going to be blocked on my phone.
Speaker 4: You do not call me again.
Speaker 3: These people get up too early in the morning. They're
Speaker 3: not really in the.
Speaker 1: Right So, Mom, it's sounding to me like Monica just
Speaker 1: missed out on another day with the world's most interesting man.
Speaker 2: Is that what it sounds like to you?
Speaker 1: That's how we're going to spin it today.
Speaker 2: If your truck is the most interesting part of you,
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 3: That you can claz I'm not. I don't really. That
Speaker 3: was funny, guys.
Speaker 1: It didn't work out for you this time, Todd. But
Speaker 1: maybe next time you always have the first girl.
Speaker 3: That's right, Hey, guys, I mean, where's the broco? Is
Speaker 3: there any broken? Sorry? I'm sorry right.
Speaker 1: Up here, You're right, you know what. This was my bad, je,
Speaker 1: that was my fault. I'm sorry, rookie Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: that second date update made me think of you know
Speaker 1: that famous saying, if at first you don't succeed, try
Speaker 1: try again.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible saying for this.
Speaker 1: Jef Todd added like eighteen hundred tries after the first three.
Speaker 2: And I love our listeners Todd, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The listener in general. He just that's a good play.
Speaker 1: We just play in the background and he has no
Speaker 1: idea what we're saying. You just like a lot of
Speaker 1: these guys. Yeah, but there is something to be said
Speaker 1: about a man who knows what he wants.
Speaker 2: Are still trying to I'm just I don't know.
Speaker 1: Todd obviously does have some work to do on himself.
Speaker 1: If he could just shut up for two seconds, yeah,
Speaker 1: he might actually learn something.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe there's a woman who doesn't like to
Speaker 2: talk that will find him.
Speaker 1: Well, there was a girl with him the night before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they were talking. That's where the
Speaker 2: secret lies get right to business.
Speaker 1: But if you ever want to get a second date
Speaker 1: up date, remember you can always email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: call the person who isn't calling you back. Find all
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