Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 3: And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 3: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick Rick.
Speaker 3: You're Jewish at my mom's side is huh so yeah
Speaker 3: technically yeah, so.
Speaker 1: You can't get buried because you have tattoos. Yeah okay,
Speaker 1: and then the other half is Irish. Yeah, but after
Speaker 1: I mean you could hide them, and then you could
Speaker 1: get buried. No week from god, Danny, oh my best,
Speaker 1: you'll burn Okay. I thought you were talking about just
Speaker 1: everybody watching this.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can hide from them.
Speaker 1: Okay. Hey Larry, Oh, Dan, hi doing Hello? What's up?
Speaker 1: Everything's great? In case you didn't know, Larry, since you're
Speaker 1: not here with us, we have Dylan. He couldn't get
Speaker 1: into the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest, so we brought
Speaker 1: the hot dog eating contest to Dylan. I have Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's gonna see how many hot dogs he can
Speaker 1: eat in ten minutes during the show. Yeah, yeah, in
Speaker 1: a little while. Do we get to talk to him
Speaker 1: while he does it? Yeah? Oh this is great.
Speaker 2: So a slight handicap, but we set the line at
Speaker 2: ten and a half.
Speaker 1: Ten and a half hot dogs. We gotta money on it.
Speaker 1: In ten minutes, I think he can hit that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going over that all though. Over one a minute, Dylan,
Speaker 4: one a minute, Come on, you got that easy?
Speaker 3: Well, Larry Shane and I were talking earlier, and if
Speaker 3: you could have brought a little of your famed xanax
Speaker 3: up here, I could do this in fucking thirty seconds,
Speaker 3: no problem.
Speaker 4: I am traveling with my sister in law and my
Speaker 4: wife and my water bridge right now.
Speaker 2: How are you going north?
Speaker 4: I'm I am north, I'm I'm in playing field at
Speaker 4: some bridal shot up, getting wedding dress alterations back in.
Speaker 1: The car now.
Speaker 4: Absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1: You have the worst life, you do.
Speaker 4: I thought I thought today was Wednesday.
Speaker 5: By the way, why are you at a wedding shop?
Speaker 5: Why are you Your daughter's getting married right correct? Why
Speaker 5: are you there?
Speaker 4: Someone had to drive my wife and my sister in
Speaker 4: law here.
Speaker 1: Your wife should be the one there. What are you doing? No, No,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't have been able to make it. No, No,
Speaker 1: Larry has nothing going on in his life. I'd rather
Speaker 1: eat all these This is one of those where this
Speaker 1: is where you go, Hey, can I tag along with you? Guys?
Speaker 1: That's what this is. There is no way they go. Larry,
Speaker 1: we can't drive. You were like, don't leave me home alone?
Speaker 4: Exactly something, it would be home alone.
Speaker 1: No, what do you do? You don't have anything going on.
Speaker 5: I don't think you could be alone with your thoughts.
Speaker 4: I think anything is better than what I've been through
Speaker 4: already this morning.
Speaker 5: You're right, you love you love the fabric or what.
Speaker 4: I had to pick her up at Metro Park and
Speaker 4: then come up on Route twenty four somewhere and I
Speaker 4: don't know where. The zero chance my wife and my
Speaker 4: sister in law could have made it.
Speaker 5: If my father in law showed up to the roommate's
Speaker 5: wedding fit, I'd be asking a whole lot of questions,
Speaker 5: like a lot Okay, it's.
Speaker 4: My daughter, though, it's my daughter, the father in law,
Speaker 4: it's my daughter.
Speaker 5: I know if the roommate's dad, my father in law
Speaker 5: showed up to his daughter's dress fitting for a fucking
Speaker 5: bridal dress. I'd be asking a lot of questions.
Speaker 2: What if he did like a little twirl when he
Speaker 2: walked right?
Speaker 1: Do you bring like rose scented petals? And you'd throw
Speaker 1: on the floor. What the fuck are you doing there, Larry?
Speaker 4: I'm willing to bet your father was with your roommate
Speaker 4: when she picked out her wedding.
Speaker 5: Why the fuck would my dad be with my roommate.
Speaker 1: Oh, now you mean his his wife's dad, father in law.
Speaker 5: My father in law was nowhere near the wedding shop,
Speaker 5: I swear to christ and so same with his dad.
Speaker 5: No way, they would never show up. Okay, we have
Speaker 5: a packed house here. We have Marvin who's running the controls.
Speaker 5: Mario is in here doing social media. Apparently we have
Speaker 5: Picture Da Ray producer Ray Pa Ray.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: When who are you talking to?
Speaker 4: He just came out to get the receipt from me.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting in the car because I don't know what
Speaker 4: they need to received for, but they needed it. My
Speaker 4: sister in law I was talking to.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then we have Shan irving here, and then
Speaker 1: we have Dylan. Dylan is getting ready. We'll start the
Speaker 1: clock here, any final words that you would like to
Speaker 1: say before we put you on the clock for ten minutes?
Speaker 1: See how many hot dogs you can eat?
Speaker 2: I really appreciate you guys making me do this.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you want to be a competitive eater and
Speaker 1: you Paully just put his head in see wins to
Speaker 1: see how disgusting this this look.
Speaker 3: It's already I haven't even eaten one yet, and it's
Speaker 3: goddamn disgusting.
Speaker 1: You love this ship. I had a dog this today
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes ago, just a show of support.
Speaker 2: Solidarity dog.
Speaker 1: Yes, solidarity dog.
Speaker 2: You're I think you're the only one who did that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now you've eat a hot dog like every day you've
Speaker 2: been here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have one.
Speaker 5: I love the dogs here. They're great dogs. But like,
Speaker 5: not when you're doing this whole theatrical.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not gonna like hot dogs to watch. I
Speaker 1: can't watch the Nathan's It's.
Speaker 2: Just it's pretty revolting.
Speaker 1: Should be.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try just going like classic that dog in
Speaker 3: the bun Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah you have to what if you dip the dog
Speaker 5: in the white claw? Well, I have some beer here
Speaker 5: and that what kind.
Speaker 1: Of beer is that?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: Light light beer? All right, yeah, you're not like an
Speaker 1: I p a stout. Okay, okay, let me recap here.
Speaker 1: First of all, So, Shay, you won sixteen units last week.
Speaker 5: America baby, beating the hell out of Rory McElroy.
Speaker 1: So you're you're still down four and a half units.
Speaker 1: That's nothing, Danny, No, I know, Dylan, you are minus
Speaker 1: twenty six and a half units. You lost six and
Speaker 1: a half units.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that was probably the worst week of
Speaker 3: golf bad beats I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Yes, pretty bad someday Yeah bad. Larry was good, Larry,
Speaker 1: he won fifteen units. He's up twenty plus twenty six
Speaker 1: and a half. The futures came home, Larry, I'm listening.
Speaker 4: I thought I was twenty some units. Then I don't
Speaker 4: know what. Okay, actually twelve, seventeen, eighteen, ninetyeh, like nineteen
Speaker 4: and a half or twenty units. Give me the Boston
Speaker 4: Celtic five unit win.
Speaker 6: Yet it was minus two hundred. Also, you do this
Speaker 6: every single time. You forget the bets that you lose,
Speaker 6: and you just think you go ten for ten, but
Speaker 6: you lost Tony Feen now top American Tony Fee now
Speaker 6: to lead round one and tire Woods to make the cut.
Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, I won twelve. I won, did not win
Speaker 4: twelve units?
Speaker 1: Five, six, seven, eight nine. I got you winning ten
Speaker 1: units here. That includes the five for the Celtics winning
Speaker 1: the finals.
Speaker 4: What about the twelve for Neil Shipley being a low amateur.
Speaker 7: You got that.
Speaker 4: Well? I was twelve and five is seventeen? I know.
Speaker 7: Losing bets, yeah, minus losing bets.
Speaker 4: Plus plus one forty on scene now to beat DECKI match.
Speaker 4: I don't have him in front of me. I'm just
Speaker 4: trying to remember what I bet.
Speaker 1: Legard to every bad game I love.
Speaker 4: I lost Tiger Woods week.
Speaker 1: Larry happens.
Speaker 3: You should be fucking banned from here for texting me
Speaker 3: at three in the afternoon on Friday congratulating me on Scotty.
Speaker 4: That it was a great bet.
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's you.
Speaker 1: Don't do that before the bet is actually finished.
Speaker 2: Zero's on the clock, Larry.
Speaker 1: That was terrible.
Speaker 2: Actually, Mario's in here right now. He's done that to
Speaker 2: me before.
Speaker 1: Yes, he has, he did that, mushy, Larry, Yeah, terrible, Okay.
Speaker 4: I didn't have the bet I wanted your bet to lose, Dylan,
Speaker 4: I hope you get.
Speaker 2: Charged double at the wedding dress store.
Speaker 4: I already, it's already paid for. Okay, Okay, I can't
Speaker 4: have anything else onto it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna put Dylan on the clock. He's got
Speaker 1: ten minutes, the over under is ten and a half
Speaker 1: hot dogs, and he still has to do the gambling
Speaker 1: podcast as well. Dylan, are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Dan? All right in three two one go? Okay. So
Speaker 1: Dylan had a tough week at the US Open. All
Speaker 1: but Willie Mack. Willie Mack played well in the first round,
Speaker 1: right Dyl.
Speaker 2: He was he was two under and then faltered a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rory blew your chances of winning by hit you know,
Speaker 1: a playoff bet, and then you almost had Scheffler missing
Speaker 1: the cut and it moved at the last minute.
Speaker 2: That was crazy. That was a lot of units. That
Speaker 2: was awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, So recapping Larry, you did really well. Nothing else
Speaker 1: to highlight here, Shay, good thing you had Bryson to win.
Speaker 5: Come on, Danny, that was a great tournament. Yeah, amazing TV.
Speaker 1: He lost all the other ones. Yeah whatever, because Scotty
Speaker 1: Scheffler fucked me in the corn hole. Why Why? Because
Speaker 1: I'm an attractive man, Danny.
Speaker 5: But the one time I really put him in a
Speaker 5: bunch of parlays, he just screwed me. So that didn't
Speaker 5: help at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had him with him and Colin Morikawa, had
Speaker 1: Scotty with Justin Thomas and Bryson d Shamba. You probably
Speaker 1: thought that is a given. Yeah, love that bat like that.
Speaker 1: One can't go wrong. That's a wrap. Yeah. Uh. Let's
Speaker 1: see what else did you have with baseball? You did well? Finally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dylan didn't do too well. Let's see with the NBA.
Speaker 1: With golf, you had Scheffler, McElroy and Shoftley, the big
Speaker 1: guns against the field.
Speaker 2: That's a great bet.
Speaker 1: It was until it wasn't.
Speaker 2: No, no, that one hit, that one hits.
Speaker 1: I had the feel oh that one? Uh did that? Oh? Yeah? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: And then you had Celtics money line versus MAVs. Uh
Speaker 1: cricket you missed that one with Team USA versus one
Speaker 1: dog down. Let's just one one two dogs down? All right,
Speaker 1: who's got the timer? Where we at?
Speaker 7: It's right there, I got it right now, he's just
Speaker 7: under two minutes.
Speaker 1: Right now, he's off the mustard.
Speaker 2: I want the mustard.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you put the mustard on before.
Speaker 2: I put it on too?
Speaker 1: Because you're wasting time.
Speaker 2: Let me I have a strategy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so bets this week? Uh Shay will start with you. Wait,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything for bad Larry? Here? Did you
Speaker 1: not send him in, Larry?
Speaker 4: I sent it to baseball best? I thought today was Wednesday? Man?
Speaker 6: So Larry, Larry, what time do we usually start this podcast?
Speaker 4: Twelve?
Speaker 7: When did you send me your picks?
Speaker 4: Twelve o five?
Speaker 7: How the fuck is this my fault?
Speaker 4: No, that's not your fault at all.
Speaker 7: Okay, I have two big ball that.
Speaker 1: First of all, you thought it was Wednesday. Second of all,
Speaker 1: you send it at four minutes before we're going to
Speaker 1: do this, right, I mean that you should lose.
Speaker 4: I can take the plane. Damn. What's my total right now?
Speaker 4: I just want to know that here we go. Just
Speaker 4: give me what it is. I was up like double
Speaker 4: digit units last week and I won at least.
Speaker 1: Doublet plus twenty six and a half.
Speaker 4: Okay, I just want to remember that for next week.
Speaker 1: Okay. Did we want to remind you what you did
Speaker 1: during the NFL season?
Speaker 4: Yeah? The season was great. I was leading going into
Speaker 4: the playoffs, and all I did was I short at
Speaker 4: Kansas City.
Speaker 1: I'll live with that again again, Okay, I'll live.
Speaker 4: With That's not that big a deal. I've been yelling
Speaker 4: I want I want one unit on under ten and
Speaker 4: a half hot dogs, And you guys don't hear me.
Speaker 1: You set over you, you said over with me?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Player?
Speaker 4: And I've been yelling and yelling and yelling when I
Speaker 4: heard he wasn't going to be dipping it in water.
Speaker 4: Can't eat it ten hot dogs without dipping the buns.
Speaker 8: Got right, Dylan?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 7: I'll take you up on that. I'll put fifty bucks
Speaker 7: that he goes over eight.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's one unit. We're betting units here.
Speaker 7: I'm not a part of the show.
Speaker 2: Got it, Grow up?
Speaker 4: What are we doing spending.
Speaker 6: One thousand dollars on a dress? But you can't pay
Speaker 6: fifty bucks for over eight hot dogs? Probably?
Speaker 4: I don't know what he's at. I'm not watching him. No,
Speaker 4: I don't want any monetary bed. I just got. I
Speaker 4: got all these units. I gotta throw away. I want
Speaker 4: one unit on under ten and half and one unit
Speaker 4: on under eight.
Speaker 1: What odds were getting?
Speaker 4: You can and you can just tell me, and you can.
Speaker 1: Well, you never know. That's the problem. We always have
Speaker 1: to tell you. I'm in okay, you know what, Larry,
Speaker 1: you know I'm getting fucking pissed off about this, Okay,
Speaker 1: Like every week there's a problem. There's a math problem,
Speaker 1: there is procedural problems. Why you don't have anything to do?
Speaker 1: You own And all of a sudden, then I.
Speaker 4: Totally understand that. I thought we were going to take
Speaker 4: a break after the basketball.
Speaker 1: We're taking a break. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: What are we betting on today?
Speaker 1: The baseball games, there's the Travelers Championship, golf, there's hockey,
Speaker 1: white soccer in Cornwall? Did he not.
Speaker 4: Ten miles from your guy's house? Why are you guys?
Speaker 2: I went on a run.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's the problem. Shay went to the
Speaker 1: golf tournament last year and disappeared.
Speaker 5: I was locked in one of those fancy porta potties,
Speaker 5: like the really nice ones with clean.
Speaker 1: Just fucking rail. I wouldn't lay. They're like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing there? I was busy.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're the only one of the Travelers doing that.
Speaker 1: I was busy in there.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then two days later, the roommate was like, you got
Speaker 1: it kicked out of the house up ship.
Speaker 2: I know we're the best bathroom.
Speaker 1: You could have lived in that it's very clean. If
Speaker 1: she said I'm kicking you out of the house, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, all right, I know what I'm mistake. I'm
Speaker 1: on the run on the weekend. All right, so bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: What are your picks? Then? Today? So there is golf,
Speaker 1: Formula one, baseball, hockey, soccer, soccer.
Speaker 4: Dan, I sent him to baseball bets. I got the Yankees,
Speaker 4: and I got.
Speaker 8: I can't even remember whoever playing the White Sox against
Speaker 8: the White Sox, White Sox one last night. They're not
Speaker 8: going to be white against the I got the Astros
Speaker 8: and I got the Yankees. Feeling good luck on you,
Speaker 8: hot dog Dan, Dan, I'm getting waved.
Speaker 4: Back into this fricking CEng same could tour. I'm getting
Speaker 4: called back into the store. I got to jump off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay wait guys, yeah, yeh see goodbye.
Speaker 1: Why Why don't I do quiet? Why do I do this?
Speaker 5: I just don't understand him being at his daughter's dress fitting.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: No, here's what's going on. His wife and her sister
Speaker 1: were going to go yeah, and Larry was going to
Speaker 1: be alone house. So Larry made it seem like they
Speaker 1: needed him to drive them, as if they haven't driven
Speaker 1: a car to what woman wants to day, Like, why
Speaker 1: would you.
Speaker 2: Larry as your chauffeur?
Speaker 1: You don't want you got married daughters, right, No, they're
Speaker 1: not married yet. Oh yeah, but you don't. Larry doesn't
Speaker 1: have anything going on in his life. He doesn't work
Speaker 1: and probably too early to go to Atlantic City to gamble,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't drink until the afternoon. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: anything to do. He doesn't play golf. He didn't go
Speaker 1: into the wedding. We're going to the wedding.
Speaker 5: I'm going for sure, I'm crashing that wedding.
Speaker 6: Yes, right now that Larry's off. That has been discussed.
Speaker 6: I know he doesn't listen back to the podcast or
Speaker 6: say space. We have discussed crashing his wedding. We know
Speaker 6: exactly where it is.
Speaker 1: Too, well, I know his daughter. We'll bring it and
Speaker 1: I might be invited.
Speaker 5: You're gonna go, oh yeah, you would go yeah, all right,
Speaker 5: well then you could get us in.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, it's plus threeze right, Yeah, we'll bring
Speaker 3: a gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh, here's your gift right there? Baby. Yeah, Hello,
Speaker 1: let's dance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where's the bathroom in this motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Oh? Minus, we dance clean countertop? How about you cut
Speaker 1: in on the first dance Larry dancing of his daughter.
Speaker 1: You're like Larry, I'll take over for here. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: I'll get to uh Dylan, let me.
Speaker 5: Do Shay douchea oh man?
Speaker 1: Did people say that? No?
Speaker 5: Okay, they didn't call you douche sha no more like
Speaker 5: whatever rhymes was shay. You know, Texas is not known
Speaker 5: for his educational system. So the kids that grew up
Speaker 5: with pretty stupid.
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 5: I'm real smart, you can tell from my wonder lick.
Speaker 5: All right, I got baseball, Danny, Okay, I got the
Speaker 5: o's going anty Larry here plus one twenty four, best
Speaker 5: team in the Midwest, Cardinals laying one, O four second
Speaker 5: best team case minus one forty six, Seattle Cleveland under eight.
Speaker 5: And then I'll Danny, I'm betting soccer. Oh, I got
Speaker 5: I got a concept behind this show. Great, think about
Speaker 5: this great? Okay, So Spain, let me brak this down.
Speaker 5: You should everybody should pause it. Get a pen.
Speaker 1: Eight minutes in almost nine minutes in how many dogs? Six?
Speaker 6: Yes, he's got minute five left here, yeah, Paul Larry, Yeah,
Speaker 6: dipping them in the beer right now.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, take the under damn it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Uh so in Europe, Danny, there's a bunch of different countries, right,
Speaker 5: but they all live on the same continent. So Spain
Speaker 5: conquered Mexico and that's why they speak Spanish. Italy is
Speaker 5: the Mexico of Europe. So the two of them together
Speaker 5: are going to not want to compete against each other.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm taking the under two and a half
Speaker 5: goals book it right, and then I got thirty seconds
Speaker 5: to go for dyling auber hovelin top ten. That's the
Speaker 5: area in connection plus one fifty.
Speaker 1: Eight over what oh Victor Hobblin Ludwig Ludwig abbook ober
Speaker 1: ober a book. Okay, no it's not abu. Yeah, take
Speaker 1: a chance on me.
Speaker 7: And we are seconds. Come on, come on, can you
Speaker 7: gotta finish that last one?
Speaker 1: Shove it in your mind.
Speaker 8: Too.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh seven and a half.
Speaker 7: So what's the total count here? We have what sixteen
Speaker 7: hot dogs on the plate?
Speaker 2: No, there's a doesn't I had six in a bite.
Speaker 1: Okay, man, that's fucking You're not ready for Joey destroy
Speaker 1: you Joey Joey's Chestnuts and Bears America.
Speaker 2: Oh really you're on?
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm good.
Speaker 5: We would do like a I would do like a
Speaker 5: uh taco eating contest.
Speaker 2: Hot dogs though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hot dogs, man, I would do a brot eating contest.
Speaker 7: We have more than six left with the we have
Speaker 7: broughts to motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Okay, got real brons?
Speaker 2: Like from where Johnsonville? Have you ever been?
Speaker 1: Johnsonville, Wisconsin? Uh? No, like Tennessee. Yeah, Johnsonville, Bronson, Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Is it's got to be somethe in that region.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we do tacos, tacos vegetasas it is.
Speaker 2: Honestly, the reality is, and it is unfortunate. You do
Speaker 2: have to dunk the bunch.
Speaker 5: Just purely like wantons, like dumpling. I would do wantons
Speaker 5: pork only pork, no shrimp. Well you can't do either one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could pick your you can pick your your Yes,
Speaker 1: don't have the.
Speaker 2: Way that out because that knowing him, he'd pick like
Speaker 2: some light.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, dumplings, tacos. Yeah, it's cold, it's cold,
Speaker 5: too tacos. No, you go tacou.
Speaker 1: Or Copenhagen like full horseshoes. What happens?
Speaker 2: Okay, I get I'll go to to tell within the
Speaker 2: Copenhagen gun.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You gotta give me your picks this week.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, damn so that you already lost one
Speaker 1: bet here with your hot dogs? Yeah, failed miserably.
Speaker 2: I tried, though you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2: It's a shitty thing. It's not fun.
Speaker 1: No, it's terrible.
Speaker 5: You're gonna eat dinner tonight? That's the question they feel.
Speaker 2: I've had ate candy for breakfast.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, dude, you're trying to die.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to live, all right.
Speaker 3: Travelers Championship, which Ray and I will be attending on Sunday,
Speaker 3: probably do something so similar to this, I guess.
Speaker 1: But what do we talking about? Hot dogs? Like eating
Speaker 1: hot dogs and drinking? I'll go, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's weird. Okay, what else are you going? So?
Speaker 2: I got some JM top ten course and plus three.
Speaker 1: Sixty because it has he may not even be in
Speaker 1: this tournament, but you still take him.
Speaker 2: I even look at the board out a habit No.
Speaker 3: He'll probably miss the fucking cut, but I have to.
Speaker 3: And Hadaki mats yamat the win plus twenty two hundred.
Speaker 3: Great showing at the US again. Yeah, and actually a
Speaker 3: solid season all around. Russell Henley top five plus five fifty.
Speaker 3: He's actually ranked like surprisingly high up in.
Speaker 2: The world golf rankings, and I don't really know.
Speaker 1: Why his stats aren't any good. No, his stats are terrible.
Speaker 3: But like I think he just hangs around enough in
Speaker 3: that kind of like middle of the pack.
Speaker 1: He defies the numbers. Yeah, like the he.
Speaker 3: Finishes pretty well, but his like his like strokes mm,
Speaker 3: that's and stuff are pretty pretty abysmal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I got a three ball for the tournament
Speaker 3: between Oberg Henley and can't Lay. I'm taking Henley plus
Speaker 3: two hundred, so of the that three man grouping best score.
Speaker 2: Of the tournament and then holding one in.
Speaker 3: Round four because obviously we'll be there so that's more
Speaker 3: fun plus six.
Speaker 1: Hundred any any of the part threes any.
Speaker 2: Actually, what was interesting is the odds for Saturday and
Speaker 2: Sunday hold on one were the same as Thursday Friday.
Speaker 1: With less people, with less people but better players.
Speaker 2: Better players. But I thought that was surprising. Okay, just
Speaker 2: mathematically we talk about the fucking US Olympic golf team
Speaker 2: and how Bryson ain't on it.
Speaker 1: Is that a rule that they rode in there because
Speaker 1: of Live? That's what I heard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're not eligible for World Golf ranking things.
Speaker 1: That is such bullshit. Well they shouldn't have gone to
Speaker 1: live if that first play for our country.
Speaker 5: Going to live is the most American thing you can
Speaker 5: possibly do. You chase the money, you take the money.
Speaker 5: We are a hyper capitalistic country, and you take it
Speaker 5: from the Saudis.
Speaker 1: Whoever has it, whoever's got the bag joint? Would you
Speaker 1: take it from North Korea immediately? Without question?
Speaker 2: No, I'd rather take it from North There.
Speaker 1: Is no state, there is no country. So if you
Speaker 1: walked by one of their concentration camps in North Korea,
Speaker 1: time to get educated, motherfuckers. It's a re education camp,
Speaker 1: dan he a concentration. Would you have.
Speaker 2: Taken the money from Saudi Arabia in like October two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and one, October on nine to twelve, when you've
Speaker 1: taken money from Saudis not publicly what else to che
Speaker 1: literally to.
Speaker 2: I got Stanley cupp Oiler's Panthers under five and a half.
Speaker 1: Maybebrovsky, will you stand on his head.
Speaker 2: He's been doing that a lot.
Speaker 1: My Panthers, though, your Panthers. That's true. That's true because
Speaker 1: when you think hockey, you think of Sunrise, Florida.
Speaker 2: That's all right, I know I don't like any of
Speaker 2: this ship.
Speaker 1: All right, continue too.
Speaker 2: I got baseball.
Speaker 3: I am taking the White Sox money line plus one
Speaker 3: forty because why not?
Speaker 1: M Are they the worst team in all the pro sports?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: Is that the White songs that peaks my interest? Like
Speaker 1: the Pistons, they're terrible.
Speaker 2: They're yeah, they're bad.
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad Carolina Panthers. I'm gonna just go with
Speaker 1: the Pistons only because they signed their coach to eight
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars deal and then fired him after one year.
Speaker 1: That's great, not exactly eight hundred million, but yeah, DP,
Speaker 1: in my story.
Speaker 3: He was the high he was the highest paid coach
Speaker 3: at that contract right at one point, and then got out.
Speaker 7: The Lions won more games than the Pistons last year.
Speaker 2: That's pretty apic.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, we don't need to bring up what the
Speaker 1: Lions did and the okay, twenty four we're coming back.
Speaker 1: What else do you have there? Or do you got
Speaker 1: a Formula one?
Speaker 3: Formula one My guy Lewis Hamilton podium finished plus four
Speaker 3: fifty and fastest.
Speaker 2: Lap plus four fifty Espanya. They apparently they fixed Mercedes's cars.
Speaker 1: Oh so see, that's why when people talk about all
Speaker 1: these drivers they're so great, and then it's the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I think you d have a great car.
Speaker 2: It's very much.
Speaker 3: It's at at least fifty to fifty, if not more,
Speaker 3: lopsided for the car over the driver.
Speaker 1: They always talk about it. Man, I had the fastest car.
Speaker 1: I had the best car out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's funny that a Honda engine is like
Speaker 3: the best car out of like all these like top
Speaker 3: tier car companies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's racist, it's racist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're surprised by Japanese engineering. You shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not at all.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you are.
Speaker 2: Well, they were surprised by American engineering.
Speaker 1: Besta. What's going on today with you? What do you mean, Danny?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to eat my fucking hot dogs over here.
Speaker 3: And is there a Galleries calling me racist as well?
Speaker 1: Is everything all right? Everything's good. I'm great.
Speaker 2: You seem a little.
Speaker 5: I was in Cleveland yesterday. That was weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why were you in Cleveland?
Speaker 5: I don't know, some work ship.
Speaker 1: But I went to a Guardians game. I got to
Speaker 1: call him the Guardians because you know, this is what
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we do. I caught a foul ball. Wait,
Speaker 5: first foul ball in my life. Jose Ramirez, sky Hive
Speaker 5: and right field. Some schmuck in front of me tries
Speaker 5: to catch it, and these kids are like eating ice
Speaker 5: cream and shit in front of them, and it bounces
Speaker 5: and misses and lands at my feet. They're crawling under
Speaker 5: the seat, try and grab it. I'm fucking grabbing it
Speaker 5: over his wrist, pulling it out, screaming. I'm forty years old.
Speaker 5: Been going to ball game since I was like six.
Speaker 5: I've never even come close Danny, like, not within five rows.
Speaker 5: And I took this one. Took that shit.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, you didn't catch a foul ball. No,
Speaker 1: it got a foul and then you got it. I
Speaker 1: got him. It sounded impressive if you caught it. I
Speaker 1: was going to go all right, No, it's still impressive.
Speaker 1: It's still impressive. There was a dog pile. There was
Speaker 1: a dog pile. It wasn't like Arry Bond's home run
Speaker 1: that people were scrambling for.
Speaker 5: It was my first ever foul ball. It's a big deal.
Speaker 5: I got it up on a fucking display case of
Speaker 5: the house.
Speaker 2: Now a foul ball from a NAIs in Cleveland Guardian.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: The eldest had one of those display cases from one
Speaker 5: of her softball games. I took that thing out and
Speaker 5: it's in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Is it rattling around in it? Because it's a baseball,
Speaker 2: not a softball.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like this weird glove that they gave
Speaker 5: all the kids who like did good or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 5: And I just got rid of that.
Speaker 3: I got hit in the head with one of the
Speaker 3: T shirts when I was a kid. Yeah, the T
Speaker 3: shirt can I like. I was like, look down, I
Speaker 3: guess it's sat up, and it like drilled me right
Speaker 3: in the face. And then some fucking fat lady in
Speaker 3: front of me trying to grab it, and my dad
Speaker 3: was like, no, they just hit him in the head.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we have to say she's fat.
Speaker 1: Just a woman in front of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's part of the story.
Speaker 3: She was like flopping over the backseat, trying to get
Speaker 3: it from like under the body.
Speaker 1: Shaye, an Irving podcast? Wherever you get your podcast? You're
Speaker 1: still doing that right, flopping her out? Yeah, I'm doing
Speaker 1: it dating okay. Oh yeah, So Shae and Irving once again,
Speaker 1: it's Shae in I n Irving is your your podcast?
Speaker 1: Not Shae and Irving? What that? Dude's like Shae and Irving? Yeah, Irving?
Speaker 1: What that means?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Jackal and Hyde.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to find an Irving. Maybe I got
Speaker 1: one that sad me already did.
Speaker 2: Any Irving would be a pretty dorky name for.
Speaker 1: A final I thought this was an aggressive podcast. Guys,
Speaker 1: What the fuck you thought wrong? You're a month I
Speaker 1: told you. I told the butcher happy pride, right, he's
Speaker 1: still pissed about that.
Speaker 2: What did you do yesterday?
Speaker 1: Sha? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 5: I just stayed in my house June teenth? Yeah, no,
Speaker 5: didn't go outside stay.
Speaker 1: Irving black because that would be even Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it ain't white and black. Score the scholarships.
Speaker 2: And rehab actually yep, yeah, I told you four hundred
Speaker 2: years for you guys, eighteen months for us?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Score? Uh call it a come back. Our entire studio
Speaker 1: audience to be uh Marv and uh over there pay
Speaker 1: and of course Dylan Bad, Larry and Shay and Irving.
Speaker 1: I'm Dan Patrick. We're probably not going to be doing
Speaker 1: this for a couple of weeks. I think we need
Speaker 1: to regroup and rethink exactly what our goals are with
Speaker 1: this podcast. I think when we come back, we're having a.
Speaker 2: Sushi eating content.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no, not souit, no taco oysters.
Speaker 2: I'll do oyster. I'll smack you in either one of those.
Speaker 1: Next. Okay, something has to be at steak here, because
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. I don't care.
Speaker 5: Tattoos, for sure, are up there as far as what
Speaker 5: we're gonna get.
Speaker 2: I do have a clam on your back, but you
Speaker 2: don't have one. I have an oyster.
Speaker 1: No, that's not really no fun that that's not a
Speaker 1: bet an oyster.
Speaker 2: You have a iron cross on your back?
Speaker 1: I I do not. I'm proud of my German heritage.
Speaker 1: Assuming Okay, I was just following orders. If we're gonna
Speaker 1: do this, something's got to be at stake. If not,
Speaker 1: I don't care watching you guys eat unless there's something.
Speaker 3: I mean that has to be Okay, that has to
Speaker 3: be at least marginally entertaining.
Speaker 1: No, today wasn't marginally entertaining.
Speaker 2: That's not my fault.
Speaker 1: Okay, So why do I want to watch two guys eat?
Speaker 1: Because is better than one unless there's stuff that's dripping
Speaker 1: down your face and it's a mess and somebody making
Speaker 1: me describe it if you actually were you guys.
Speaker 2: But oysters are search yestery. Oysters are an aphrodisiac.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take We're gonna take a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: off here, and then we're going to be back, probably
Speaker 1: in the middle of July, maybe back better than ever.
Speaker 1: We'll be bak. But until then, thanks for John.
Speaker 4: To continue