WEBVTT - Episode 122: Solidarity Dog 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.240 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:30.560 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick Rick. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:34.839 You're Jewish at my mom's side is huh so yeah 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:35.879 technically yeah, so. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.160 You can't get buried because you have tattoos. Yeah okay, 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.120 and then the other half is Irish. Yeah, but after 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.040 I mean you could hide them, and then you could 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.480 get buried. No week from god, Danny, oh my best, 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.320 you'll burn Okay. I thought you were talking about just 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:52.559 everybody watching this. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:55.440 Okay, I can hide from them. 0:00:55.600 --> 0:01:00.680 Okay. Hey Larry, Oh, Dan, hi doing Hello? What's up? 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.760 Everything's great? In case you didn't know, Larry, since you're 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.759 not here with us, we have Dylan. He couldn't get 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.839 into the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest, so we brought 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:13.920 the hot dog eating contest to Dylan. I have Yeah, 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.080 so he's gonna see how many hot dogs he can 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:19.640 eat in ten minutes during the show. Yeah, yeah, in 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:21.280 a little while. Do we get to talk to him 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.080 while he does it? Yeah? Oh this is great. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.600 So a slight handicap, but we set the line at 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:27.360 ten and a half. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.080 Ten and a half hot dogs. We gotta money on it. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.760 In ten minutes, I think he can hit that. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:38.160 Yeah, I'm going over that all though. Over one a minute, Dylan, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:39.760 one a minute, Come on, you got that easy? 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.560 Well, Larry Shane and I were talking earlier, and if 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.320 you could have brought a little of your famed xanax 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:46.319 up here, I could do this in fucking thirty seconds, 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:47.720 no problem. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.200 I am traveling with my sister in law and my 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:51.880 wife and my water bridge right now. 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:52.720 How are you going north? 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:57.960 I'm I am north, I'm I'm in playing field at 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:03.400 some bridal shot up, getting wedding dress alterations back in. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:03.920 The car now. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:05.960 Absolutely horrible. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:09.000 You have the worst life, you do. 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:11.320 I thought I thought today was Wednesday. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.400 By the way, why are you at a wedding shop? 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:18.400 Why are you Your daughter's getting married right correct? Why 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.040 are you there? 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.679 Someone had to drive my wife and my sister in 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:22.160 law here. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.200 Your wife should be the one there. What are you doing? No, No, 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.079 they wouldn't have been able to make it. No, No, 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.200 Larry has nothing going on in his life. I'd rather 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.520 eat all these This is one of those where this 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.200 is where you go, Hey, can I tag along with you? Guys? 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.680 That's what this is. There is no way they go. Larry, 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:43.440 we can't drive. You were like, don't leave me home alone? 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:47.520 Exactly something, it would be home alone. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.760 No, what do you do? You don't have anything going on. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:54.720 I don't think you could be alone with your thoughts. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:58.440 I think anything is better than what I've been through 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:59.400 already this morning. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:01.799 You're right, you love you love the fabric or what. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:05.600 I had to pick her up at Metro Park and 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.160 then come up on Route twenty four somewhere and I 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.320 don't know where. The zero chance my wife and my 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:12.280 sister in law could have made it. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.880 If my father in law showed up to the roommate's 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:18.400 wedding fit, I'd be asking a whole lot of questions, 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:19.640 like a lot Okay, it's. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.400 My daughter, though, it's my daughter, the father in law, 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.240 it's my daughter. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:26.000 I know if the roommate's dad, my father in law 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.920 showed up to his daughter's dress fitting for a fucking 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.399 bridal dress. I'd be asking a lot of questions. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.080 What if he did like a little twirl when he 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:36.680 walked right? 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.280 Do you bring like rose scented petals? And you'd throw 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.920 on the floor. What the fuck are you doing there, Larry? 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.600 I'm willing to bet your father was with your roommate 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.080 when she picked out her wedding. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.040 Why the fuck would my dad be with my roommate. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:56.400 Oh, now you mean his his wife's dad, father in law. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.640 My father in law was nowhere near the wedding shop, 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.360 I swear to christ and so same with his dad. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:04.560 No way, they would never show up. Okay, we have 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.680 a packed house here. We have Marvin who's running the controls. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:12.320 Mario is in here doing social media. Apparently we have 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.119 Picture Da Ray producer Ray Pa Ray. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:16.960 I'll tell you. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:21.080 When who are you talking to? 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.080 He just came out to get the receipt from me. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:28.279 I'm sitting in the car because I don't know what 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.719 they need to received for, but they needed it. My 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:31.839 sister in law I was talking to. 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:35.160 Okay, and then we have Shan irving here, and then 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.080 we have Dylan. Dylan is getting ready. We'll start the 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:41.880 clock here, any final words that you would like to 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.080 say before we put you on the clock for ten minutes? 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.520 See how many hot dogs you can eat? 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.760 I really appreciate you guys making me do this. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:52.240 Okay, well you want to be a competitive eater and 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.320 you Paully just put his head in see wins to 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.640 see how disgusting this this look. 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.760 It's already I haven't even eaten one yet, and it's 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.120 goddamn disgusting. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.120 You love this ship. I had a dog this today 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.880 about thirty minutes ago, just a show of support. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:07.760 Solidarity dog. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.160 Yes, solidarity dog. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.560 You're I think you're the only one who did that. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.360 Yeah, yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that ship. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:13.799 Yeah. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.240 Now you've eat a hot dog like every day you've 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:16.479 been here. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:17.720 Yeah, yeah, I have one. 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:19.479 I love the dogs here. They're great dogs. But like, 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.240 not when you're doing this whole theatrical. 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:25.400 Well, you're not gonna like hot dogs to watch. I 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.239 can't watch the Nathan's It's. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:29.239 Just it's pretty revolting. 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:31.680 Should be. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.760 I'm gonna try just going like classic that dog in 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:37.200 the bun Wow. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.520 Yeah you have to what if you dip the dog 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.680 in the white claw? Well, I have some beer here 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.159 and that what kind. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:43.440 Of beer is that? 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:44.119 Of course? 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.599 Light light beer? All right, yeah, you're not like an 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:52.720 I p a stout. Okay, okay, let me recap here. 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:57.719 First of all, So, Shay, you won sixteen units last week. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:03.440 America baby, beating the hell out of Rory McElroy. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.080 So you're you're still down four and a half units. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.440 That's nothing, Danny, No, I know, Dylan, you are minus 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.840 twenty six and a half units. You lost six and 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:12.520 a half units. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.359 Yeah, I mean that was probably the worst week of 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.120 golf bad beats I've ever had. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.880 Yes, pretty bad someday Yeah bad. Larry was good, Larry, 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.080 he won fifteen units. He's up twenty plus twenty six 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:30.280 and a half. The futures came home, Larry, I'm listening. 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.240 I thought I was twenty some units. Then I don't 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:37.559 know what. Okay, actually twelve, seventeen, eighteen, ninetyeh, like nineteen 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.160 and a half or twenty units. Give me the Boston 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:41.440 Celtic five unit win. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.800 Yet it was minus two hundred. Also, you do this 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.080 every single time. You forget the bets that you lose, 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.400 and you just think you go ten for ten, but 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.280 you lost Tony Feen now top American Tony Fee now 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.440 to lead round one and tire Woods to make the cut. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.120 Correct, Yeah, I won twelve. I won, did not win 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:58.760 twelve units? 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.360 Five, six, seven, eight nine. I got you winning ten 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.880 units here. That includes the five for the Celtics winning 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:06.760 the finals. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.440 What about the twelve for Neil Shipley being a low amateur. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:11.480 You got that. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.520 Well? I was twelve and five is seventeen? I know. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.200 Losing bets, yeah, minus losing bets. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.840 Plus plus one forty on scene now to beat DECKI match. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:26.120 I don't have him in front of me. I'm just 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.200 trying to remember what I bet. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.080 Legard to every bad game I love. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.200 I lost Tiger Woods week. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:34.480 Larry happens. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.320 You should be fucking banned from here for texting me 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.760 at three in the afternoon on Friday congratulating me on Scotty. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.400 That it was a great bet. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.240 Oh my, that's you. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.600 Don't do that before the bet is actually finished. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:50.840 Zero's on the clock, Larry. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:51.760 That was terrible. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.480 Actually, Mario's in here right now. He's done that to 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:54.880 me before. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:08:02.080 Yes, he has, he did that, mushy, Larry, Yeah, terrible, Okay. 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.120 I didn't have the bet I wanted your bet to lose, Dylan, 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:05.160 I hope you get. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.800 Charged double at the wedding dress store. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:13.000 I already, it's already paid for. Okay, Okay, I can't 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.280 have anything else onto it. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.480 Okay, I'm gonna put Dylan on the clock. He's got 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.240 ten minutes, the over under is ten and a half 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.280 hot dogs, and he still has to do the gambling 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.880 podcast as well. Dylan, are you ready? 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:26.520 I'm ready? 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:32.920 Dan? All right in three two one go? Okay. So 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.280 Dylan had a tough week at the US Open. All 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.720 but Willie Mack. Willie Mack played well in the first round, 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:40.800 right Dyl. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.719 He was he was two under and then faltered a 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:45.120 little bit. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:49.120 Yeah, Rory blew your chances of winning by hit you know, 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:52.439 a playoff bet, and then you almost had Scheffler missing 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.080 the cut and it moved at the last minute. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.360 That was crazy. That was a lot of units. That 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:58.400 was awesome. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:03.600 Okay, So recapping Larry, you did really well. Nothing else 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:09.000 to highlight here, Shay, good thing you had Bryson to win. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.080 Come on, Danny, that was a great tournament. Yeah, amazing TV. 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:14.680 He lost all the other ones. Yeah whatever, because Scotty 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:18.960 Scheffler fucked me in the corn hole. Why Why? Because 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.160 I'm an attractive man, Danny. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.160 But the one time I really put him in a 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.559 bunch of parlays, he just screwed me. So that didn't 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.000 help at all. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:30.240 Yeah, you had him with him and Colin Morikawa, had 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:34.200 Scotty with Justin Thomas and Bryson d Shamba. You probably 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.800 thought that is a given. Yeah, love that bat like that. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:43.720 One can't go wrong. That's a wrap. Yeah. Uh. Let's 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:47.720 see what else did you have with baseball? You did well? Finally, Yeah, 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:51.440 Dylan didn't do too well. Let's see with the NBA. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:57.160 With golf, you had Scheffler, McElroy and Shoftley, the big 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:58.360 guns against the field. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:09:59.880 That's a great bet. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:04.120 It was until it wasn't. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:05.920 No, no, that one hit, that one hits. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:11.040 I had the feel oh that one? Uh did that? Oh? Yeah? Okay, okay. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:15.679 And then you had Celtics money line versus MAVs. Uh 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.800 cricket you missed that one with Team USA versus one 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:22.480 dog down. Let's just one one two dogs down? All right, 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:23.800 who's got the timer? Where we at? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.600 It's right there, I got it right now, he's just 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:26.400 under two minutes. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:27.760 Right now, he's off the mustard. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:29.280 I want the mustard. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.440 Why didn't you put the mustard on before. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:32.240 I put it on too? 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:33.839 Because you're wasting time. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.120 Let me I have a strategy. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:40.440 Okay, so bets this week? Uh Shay will start with you. Wait, 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:43.000 I don't have anything for bad Larry? Here? Did you 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.040 not send him in, Larry? 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.520 I sent it to baseball best? I thought today was Wednesday? Man? 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:52.280 So Larry, Larry, what time do we usually start this podcast? 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:53.680 Twelve? 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.360 When did you send me your picks? 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.079 Twelve o five? 0:10:58.720 --> 0:10:59.960 How the fuck is this my fault? 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:02.320 No, that's not your fault at all. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:03.640 Okay, I have two big ball that. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.120 First of all, you thought it was Wednesday. Second of all, 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.360 you send it at four minutes before we're going to 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.319 do this, right, I mean that you should lose. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.560 I can take the plane. Damn. What's my total right now? 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.880 I just want to know that here we go. Just 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:19.520 give me what it is. I was up like double 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.760 digit units last week and I won at least. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.280 Doublet plus twenty six and a half. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.040 Okay, I just want to remember that for next week. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.120 Okay. Did we want to remind you what you did 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.240 during the NFL season? 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.040 Yeah? The season was great. I was leading going into 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.480 the playoffs, and all I did was I short at 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:37.240 Kansas City. 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:41.680 I'll live with that again again, Okay, I'll live. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.080 With That's not that big a deal. I've been yelling 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.120 I want I want one unit on under ten and 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.880 a half hot dogs, And you guys don't hear me. 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.600 You set over you, you said over with me? 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.200 What the fuck? 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:51.520 Player? 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.320 And I've been yelling and yelling and yelling when I 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.120 heard he wasn't going to be dipping it in water. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:00.040 Can't eat it ten hot dogs without dipping the buns. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.240 Got right, Dylan? 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:03.720 Whoa? 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.000 I'll take you up on that. I'll put fifty bucks 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:07.880 that he goes over eight. 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.720 No, No, it's one unit. We're betting units here. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:12.480 I'm not a part of the show. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:14.880 Got it, Grow up? 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.000 What are we doing spending. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:18.680 One thousand dollars on a dress? But you can't pay 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.040 fifty bucks for over eight hot dogs? Probably? 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.120 I don't know what he's at. I'm not watching him. No, 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:26.760 I don't want any monetary bed. I just got. I 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.200 got all these units. I gotta throw away. I want 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.560 one unit on under ten and half and one unit 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:32.160 on under eight. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:34.360 What odds were getting? 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:40.079 You can and you can just tell me, and you can. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.160 Well, you never know. That's the problem. We always have 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:46.760 to tell you. I'm in okay, you know what, Larry, 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.720 you know I'm getting fucking pissed off about this, Okay, 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:54.280 Like every week there's a problem. There's a math problem, 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:59.080 there is procedural problems. Why you don't have anything to do? 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.840 You own And all of a sudden, then I. 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:04.520 Totally understand that. I thought we were going to take 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.160 a break after the basketball. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.640 We're taking a break. Oh my god. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:11.160 What are we betting on today? 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:16.240 The baseball games, there's the Travelers Championship, golf, there's hockey, 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:21.160 white soccer in Cornwall? Did he not. 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.280 Ten miles from your guy's house? Why are you guys? 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:26.240 I went on a run. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.160 No, no, no, that's the problem. Shay went to the 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.280 golf tournament last year and disappeared. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.880 I was locked in one of those fancy porta potties, 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:35.640 like the really nice ones with clean. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:42.040 Just fucking rail. I wouldn't lay. They're like, what are 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.880 you doing there? I was busy. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.439 I'm sure you're the only one of the Travelers doing that. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:47.480 I was busy in there. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:48.160 Yeah. 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.120 Then two days later, the roommate was like, you got 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:52.840 it kicked out of the house up ship. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.640 I know we're the best bathroom. 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.200 You could have lived in that it's very clean. If 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:00.839 she said I'm kicking you out of the house, you'd 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.520 be like, all right, I know what I'm mistake. I'm 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.600 on the run on the weekend. All right, so bad, Larry. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.120 What are your picks? Then? Today? So there is golf, 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:11.920 Formula one, baseball, hockey, soccer, soccer. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.760 Dan, I sent him to baseball bets. I got the Yankees, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:16.640 and I got. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.120 I can't even remember whoever playing the White Sox against 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.280 the White Sox, White Sox one last night. They're not 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.000 going to be white against the I got the Astros 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.720 and I got the Yankees. Feeling good luck on you, 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.359 hot dog Dan, Dan, I'm getting waved. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:35.560 Back into this fricking CEng same could tour. I'm getting 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.520 called back into the store. I got to jump off. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:45.120 Oh my god, okay wait guys, yeah, yeh see goodbye. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:49.280 Why Why don't I do quiet? Why do I do this? 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.080 I just don't understand him being at his daughter's dress fitting. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:52.720 I've never heard of that. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:56.720 No, here's what's going on. His wife and her sister 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.000 were going to go yeah, and Larry was going to 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:03.520 be alone house. So Larry made it seem like they 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.000 needed him to drive them, as if they haven't driven 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.840 a car to what woman wants to day, Like, why 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:09.920 would you. 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:11.400 Larry as your chauffeur? 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.120 You don't want you got married daughters, right, No, they're 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:17.400 not married yet. Oh yeah, but you don't. Larry doesn't 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.920 have anything going on in his life. He doesn't work 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:24.000 and probably too early to go to Atlantic City to gamble, 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.320 and he doesn't drink until the afternoon. He doesn't have 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.360 anything to do. He doesn't play golf. He didn't go 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:32.240 into the wedding. We're going to the wedding. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:35.160 I'm going for sure, I'm crashing that wedding. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.160 Yes, right now that Larry's off. That has been discussed. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.200 I know he doesn't listen back to the podcast or 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.920 say space. We have discussed crashing his wedding. We know 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:43.960 exactly where it is. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:47.200 Too, well, I know his daughter. We'll bring it and 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:48.120 I might be invited. 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.960 You're gonna go, oh yeah, you would go yeah, all right, 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.040 well then you could get us in. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:57.120 Yeah all right, it's plus threeze right, Yeah, we'll bring 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:58.120 a gift. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:04.480 Yeah, Uh, here's your gift right there? Baby. Yeah, Hello, 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:05.440 let's dance. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.680 Yeah, where's the bathroom in this motherfucker? 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:14.880 Oh? Minus, we dance clean countertop? How about you cut 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.480 in on the first dance Larry dancing of his daughter. 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:21.440 You're like Larry, I'll take over for here. Okay, Uh, 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.680 I'll get to uh Dylan, let me. 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.760 Do Shay douchea oh man? 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.240 Did people say that? No? 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.840 Okay, they didn't call you douche sha no more like 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:38.000 whatever rhymes was shay. You know, Texas is not known 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.520 for his educational system. So the kids that grew up 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:41.479 with pretty stupid. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:42.880 What about you? 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.160 I'm real smart, you can tell from my wonder lick. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:49.040 All right, I got baseball, Danny, Okay, I got the 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:52.520 o's going anty Larry here plus one twenty four, best 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.560 team in the Midwest, Cardinals laying one, O four second 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.360 best team case minus one forty six, Seattle Cleveland under eight. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.680 And then I'll Danny, I'm betting soccer. Oh, I got 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:05.560 I got a concept behind this show. Great, think about 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:07.920 this great? Okay, So Spain, let me brak this down. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.200 You should everybody should pause it. Get a pen. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:17.960 Eight minutes in almost nine minutes in how many dogs? Six? 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:25.680 Yes, he's got minute five left here, yeah, Paul Larry, Yeah, 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:27.600 dipping them in the beer right now. 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:31.160 That's what I said, take the under damn it. Yeah. 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.800 Uh so in Europe, Danny, there's a bunch of different countries, right, 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:38.320 but they all live on the same continent. So Spain 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:42.239 conquered Mexico and that's why they speak Spanish. Italy is 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:45.520 the Mexico of Europe. So the two of them together 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:47.840 are going to not want to compete against each other. 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:49.440 That's why I'm taking the under two and a half 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:55.159 goals book it right, and then I got thirty seconds 0:17:55.240 --> 0:18:00.320 to go for dyling auber hovelin top ten. That's the 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.400 area in connection plus one fifty. 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:09.200 Eight over what oh Victor Hobblin Ludwig Ludwig abbook ober 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:14.360 ober a book. Okay, no it's not abu. Yeah, take 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:15.480 a chance on me. 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.280 And we are seconds. Come on, come on, can you 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:22.640 gotta finish that last one? 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:24.359 Shove it in your mind. 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:26.920 Too. 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:36.639 It's like, uh seven and a half. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.879 So what's the total count here? We have what sixteen 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:39.840 hot dogs on the plate? 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.760