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Speaker 1: You found us. Yeah, you're the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. After this, go to

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey dot com and buy some of our

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Speaker 1: merch for Christmas presents.

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Speaker 2: God, you sound so much more handsome when you're wearing it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I am wearing that hat right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you could already.

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Speaker 5: Tell grand romantic gestures. Are they worth it?

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Speaker 3: It's Broker Jeffrey in the morning comment.

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Speaker 5: Because on the one hand, that gesture could prove once

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Speaker 5: and for all your undying love for that special somebody.

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Speaker 2: That's so beautiful, or.

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Speaker 5: It could backfire terribly and make you our new hero.

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Speaker 2: Of the little These stories are more fun to talk

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Speaker 2: about the Yeah what happened?

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Speaker 5: This week's hero is a twenty two year old man

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Speaker 5: from Denmark named Oliver Sage, and Oliver is madly in

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Speaker 5: love with his girlfriend right now, Okay, so much so

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Speaker 5: he wanted to brand himself with a tattoo in her honor.

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Speaker 6: Yeah at twenty two he doesn't realize, but go for it, Oliver.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not that uncommon, Like Brooks said, especially with early.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got your love is so strong now.

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Speaker 5: Most people in that situation will tattoo their partner's name,

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Speaker 5: or like a combo of your guys's initial Yeah, maybe like.

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Speaker 2: The latitude and longitude lines of where you made.

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Speaker 5: Oh man a QR code that links to their girlfriend's

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Speaker 5: Amazon wish list and want to make.

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Speaker 3: It easy on yourself.

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Speaker 5: But Oliver went a step further and on his upper

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Speaker 5: arm got a tattoo of his girlfriend's bite mark.

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Speaker 3: What There's a TikTok.

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Speaker 5: Video of this which got over thirteen million views where

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Speaker 5: you can see him both at the parlor place and

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Speaker 5: the girlfriend leans over and bites him in the upper

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Speaker 5: arm hard enough to leave a mark there.

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Speaker 3: She is biting.

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Speaker 6: Him, and then the tattoos, and then the.

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Speaker 5: Tattoo artist outline the teeth spots and makes it permanent

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Speaker 2: He's got such a smirk in the photos you can

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Speaker 2: tell you.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna have the photos up on the Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey Insta stories. But in the comments, most people did

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Speaker 5: not love it. One person with the user name right

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Speaker 5: wing Radio Brooke wrote.

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Speaker 4: The only thing dumber than this.

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Speaker 5: Would be if your husband hired a barbershop quartet to

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Speaker 2: That was so cute, that so awkward. That awkward thing

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Speaker 5: Oliver's dedication is why he has earned our Hero of

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Speaker 5: the recognition. Good job, Oliver. Now let's move on to

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Speaker 5: our Hero of the Year, Digital Jake with more shot

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Speaker 5: collar trivia questions. Let's have it, Jake.

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Speaker 7: Well, before the show started this morning, we had a

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Speaker 7: little discussion with Alexis and we asked her what really

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Speaker 7: old Christmas movies have you actually seen?

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Speaker 2: Okay, and at first.

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Speaker 7: She hesitated, but then she asked if she could go

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Speaker 7: Was early not sign But then finally she blurted out

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Speaker 7: jingle all the Way with Arnold Twarzenegger and Home Alone.

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Speaker 3: Really really old to you?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Alone is actually way older than I realized.

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Speaker 7: For Brook, though, her reference for an old old actor

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Speaker 7: would be Charlie Chaplin and Alexis, apparently it's Macaulay Culkins

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Speaker 7: or Sindad we're talking about. But that's why the theme

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Speaker 7: of today's trivia is famous black and white Christmas films.

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Speaker 7: In another holiday edition of three and a half seconds with Alexis,

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Speaker 7: we're beginning our game today with Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go Brook.

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Speaker 7: Your category is happy movies from the Great Depression or

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Speaker 7: against her?

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Speaker 2: Are these holiday or are they not holiday? Do I

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Speaker 3: Or they are Christmas films?

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Speaker 6: Okay, I mean I think it's interesting because she already answered,

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Speaker 6: remember every time a bell an angel gets.

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Speaker 2: Its wings like, she got that right right, and that

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Speaker 3: That other Christmas movies too.

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Speaker 6: What he's talking about is that famous that it would

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say, she gets it right, Jane.

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Speaker 7: All right, Kriuk says, Alexi is gonna get this right.

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Speaker 7: Here you go, Alexis, there's a very famous Christmas story

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Speaker 7: about an old miser named Ebenezer Scrooge who's visited by

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Oh, because it's a Christmas Carol is the name of

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Speaker 9: Made it?

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Speaker 2: They remade it newer?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she remembers Arismus Carol the Newest Brookie got that right,

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Speaker 7: and got that right. So you're safe today, Jeffrey, Or

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Speaker 7: you're gonna be safe. Your category is Christmas movies. You've

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Speaker 7: already seen.

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Speaker 2: That Lexus.

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Speaker 4: Okay, there we go.

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Speaker 5: Well, but the category is so easy now it's gonna

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Speaker 5: be one of those that she talks herself out of

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Speaker 5: the right NM. And she barely got that Christmas Carol one.

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Speaker 2: In that last one barely counts in this game.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, no, she gets this one wrong.

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Speaker 2: She always her.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey's betting against Alexis. Alexis, you told our producer one

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Speaker 7: of the oldest movies you've actually seen is Miracle on

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Speaker 7: thirty fourth Street. But what's the name of the holiday

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Speaker 7: film where department store Santa claims to be the real

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Speaker 2: What departments Sanna? I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Alexis. I was looking for Miracle on thirty

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Speaker 3: Yeah, real tricky there.

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Speaker 5: I kind of gave you the answer and then asked

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Speaker 10: Me.

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Speaker 7: Jay, I'm not sure what sort of holiday Paul Blart

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Speaker 7: you were making up, but yeah, the answer was in

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Speaker 7: the leading. Jeffery, you've bet against her. What a smart

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Speaker 7: move by you. All Right, you're saving You're not getting

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Speaker 7: shocked at all, Jose. If you're bet successful here, I

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Speaker 7: will be getting shocked. So please find a way to

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Speaker 7: screw this up. Jose your category is I will literally

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Speaker 7: give you the answer, let him think, let it work

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Speaker 4: I mean, at this point you can give her the

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Speaker 6: Like you think it's her timing that's wrong. It's not

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Speaker 4: You just promise when you're gonna answer as fast as

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Speaker 4: you can. Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, okay, answer, she will get this Right's betting

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Speaker 4: Wrong?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 2: If you're right, Jake gets shot.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Maybe the most famous Christmas movie of all time was

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Speaker 7: made in nineteen forty six called It's a Wonderful Life.

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Speaker 7: If you don't remember, it's about an angel who was

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Speaker 7: sent from heaven to help a frustrated businessman and show

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Speaker 7: The main actor was Jimmy Stewart. But Alexis, all you

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Speaker 2: Go wonderful life.

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Speaker 8: Life is wonderful multiple times.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, life is wonderful. Life, however true it may be,

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Speaker 11: Uh it's.

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Speaker 4: That's a good question that.

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Speaker 5: This is a tricky but that was three and a

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Speaker 3: Is he's gonna get shocked? Somebody wanted to hear.

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Speaker 5: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in reverse.

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Speaker 5: I'm just kidding, just.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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Speaker 5: There should be shocks in every single Christmas song. I

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Speaker 9: The holidays, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: You ever get secondhand embarrassment when you're out in public

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Speaker 12: Yep, I don't have a friend for the friend.

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Speaker 5: That friend who feels the need to explain the origin

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Or that married friend who's constantly hitting on anybody

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Speaker 5: I'm luckily we don't have any of those types of

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Speaker 5: room for a brand new edition of What's on Your

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Speaker 5: Mind that's coming up. Why are apartments called apartments when

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Speaker 5: they're all stuck together?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Together, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm not

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Speaker 5: What's on Your Mind? We're going to start things off

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Speaker 5: as always with Brook Brook What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 13: Well, I don't know if I told you, guys, but

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Speaker 13: earlier this year, for school pictures, my six year old

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Speaker 13: son decided he really wanted to jazz his photo up right, So, all.

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Speaker 2: On his own, he decided to wear what he calls

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Speaker 6: Bucks, and he said, Mom, the best thing to go

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Speaker 6: of attention for his first grade mustache.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so filk mustache fake stick on us?

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Speaker 5: That's not Is that the one that's going to be

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, he's got a tie on his jacket

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Speaker 2: off you guys. So he is getting so much attention

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Speaker 2: over this photo. We have created a monster. Now he

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Speaker 6: Dude, he had a birthday party to go to for

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Speaker 2: He goes, Mom, I need a mustache. We go to

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Speaker 2: the Nutcracker the next day. What does he have to

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Speaker 5: But he's so he's becoming just like your husband. Now,

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Speaker 5: this is the snoo joke for years and years and years.

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Speaker 3: This is gonna be his snoop.

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Speaker 2: I don't want him also going to these birthday parties

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's like wearing a white dress to a wedding and

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I can't share it at Brookage every but

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Speaker 4: Well, one year I got everyone ugly Christmas sweater.

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Speaker 3: Brook is in charge of Christmas.

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Speaker 9: Yes she is.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad You're gifts are coming from a good place.

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Speaker 4: I quit.

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Speaker 1: Expect expect Christmas this year and expect everyone to be happy.

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Speaker 3: Job can't wait.

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Speaker 5: On your mind.

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Speaker 8: Christmas I'm going back. And always the one person I

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Speaker 5: Pretty approved up to like forty different credit cards.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm the loaded sister now exactly.

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Speaker 8: And then we go shopping and I'm in charge of

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Speaker 15: The fake rich sister.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're enjoying being rich though, right, It's a good

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Speaker 5: So the other day, one of our listeners sent me

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Speaker 5: Her name is Kimberly, and she knows from listening that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate him every morning.

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Speaker 5: So she sent an entire box chocolate muffins.

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Speaker 3: To the station.

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Speaker 2: And they got They were pre wrapped.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, uh no, these are mini muffins.

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Speaker 5: This is a.

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Speaker 3: Normal sized muffin.

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Speaker 5: You can see the difference, right, like huge muffin.

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Speaker 3: That's how you know what's enormo.

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Speaker 4: You don't make sandwiches.

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Speaker 5: They were laughing at me, just like this, saying, no, Jeff,

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Speaker 5: mini muffins or the bite sized one that coming up

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Speaker 2: Yoah, Jeff, that is a macular muffin, my man.

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Speaker 5: In my mind, these are normal. These are mini.

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Speaker 5: It's about three mini muffins to one macro muffins. Map

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Speaker 5: has to add up. I'm still grateful of the Kimberly.

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Speaker 5: She did a great job, Thank you, Jim. But the

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Speaker 2: I think I actually think it's just a cupcake without frosting.

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Speaker 3: But whatever it is, I'm going to eat.

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Speaker 4: I think you on your debate.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of stuff to see on the video

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Speaker 5: at Brook and Jeffrey. Go check it out and text

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Speaker 5: into seven eighty five nine to two, tell us what's

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in.

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Speaker 9: The morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Textboard's blowing up with people sharing what's been on their

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Speaker 5: this one says, your show rocks. I'm a lift driver

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Speaker 5: listening to guys every day, keep up the awesome job.

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Speaker 6: I get so excited when I get into a ride

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Speaker 5: I'm change that crap.

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Speaker 4: And the driver's like, yeah, I know this.

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Speaker 5: That one is from the Boogeyman. Wait, I'm not sure

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Speaker 5: that to accept a ride from someone called the Boogeyman.

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Speaker 5: The Boogieyman is two minutes away, so canceled, canceled.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. He sells five stars.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's a better experience than I thought.

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Speaker 5: This text says, why is my three year olds running

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Speaker 5: around calling people douche bagel?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 5: That is an issue.

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Speaker 2: I think you need to look inward on that one.

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Speaker 5: There are a type of new bagel out that I

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Speaker 5: know well could be insensitive to people who aren't gluten

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Speaker 5: free to be called.

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Speaker 2: I see, that's the issue.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we need to educate these young children on how

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Speaker 5: making a left turn and was turning up the radio

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Speaker 5: to hear you guys, and got by a truck. Well,

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Speaker 5: actually I hit it. We learned from our mistakes. My

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Speaker 2: Are you still driving? In texting all your like?

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Speaker 5: Do you put that in the insurance report? Can you

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Speaker 5: agreeing to pay all deductibles. Make sure you get into

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Speaker 2: Suit, jeff It's not in my case.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how legal that is that you just

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Speaker 5: The best advice. My best advice is to keep listening after.

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Speaker 9: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Activities around the holidays can appear.

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Speaker 5: Fun like ice skating, sledding, yogging.

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Speaker 2: That's the same thing.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, that's an urban dictionary term. I'll use it in context.

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Speaker 5: At his place next to the fire my date toboggin

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Speaker 2: Oh is that legal?

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what it is, and I don't know.

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Speaker 3: That's my point.

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Speaker 5: Holidays aren't always as warm and cozy as the songs

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Speaker 3: Out to be.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I actually have proof. That's a boggaining video

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Speaker 5: that's behind a paywall. I'm talking about a very special

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Speaker 5: holiday edition of Battle of the Tender Days. Okay, you're

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Speaker 9: One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The question

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Speaker 9: is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Dates. It's the holly Jolly game

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Speaker 5: show that introduced Rudolph to a brand new type of

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Speaker 5: reindeer game called Spin the Bottle. It's a special holiday

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Speaker 5: edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates where we're gonna

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Speaker 2: Somebody's making out with Prancer.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna explain the rules in justice. First, let's meet

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Speaker 5: today's contestants in this corner. He's been banned from every

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Speaker 5: which is how he earned the nickname Missletoe Joe.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, amazing to do that and not get fired,

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Speaker 2: So interpress it.

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Speaker 5: And in the other corner. His favorite first date move

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Speaker 5: is turning the thermostat way down to negative ten degrees

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Speaker 5: Snowflake Jake, what's going on?

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Speaker 6: You guys not good when they pick hypothermia.

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Speaker 5: He gets how the game works. One contestantill start by

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Speaker 16: So this girl I met said that she had a

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Speaker 16: Santa costume.

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Speaker 5: See where this is going?

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Speaker 2: You do?

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Speaker 13: Maybe Santa barcarl or what do you take it?

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Speaker 16: I thought it was like gonna be a fun costume

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Speaker 16: And I went to pick her up at her place.

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Speaker 16: She opens the door and there's ten kids inside, and

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Speaker 2: Were they all her children?

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Speaker 16: No? No, it was like mom's. There was like neighborhood kids.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you neighbor.

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Speaker 5: Can you count her back?

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Speaker 17: One time I brought a day back to my place

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Speaker 17: She didn't like the smell of them, and she went

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Speaker 5: Oh, stay with a little bit of a hate crime trend.

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Speaker 1: I realized that round two.

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Speaker 5: That means we're back to you, Joe.

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Speaker 16: We went on a date to see a tree lighting

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Speaker 16: with Christmas carolers.

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Speaker 2: Just new favorite activity.

456
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Speaker 5: Not as fun as I thought it was going to be,

457
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 5: but maybe yours was better the well.

458
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Speaker 16: At one point they asked for song requests and she

459
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 16: yells out a Taylor Swift song. What they mean, Arma, Yeah,

460
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Speaker 16: I mean they just totally ignored her and did another

461
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 16: Christmas song. But then she started to boo them.

462
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Speaker 6: Oh don't mess with the swifty whoa.

463
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 16: I had to like sneak away and get her when

464
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 16: she started playing like a Taylor Swift song on her

465
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 16: phone over.

466
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 5: It was Jake, need to hear from you again.

467
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Speaker 17: So this one time, this girl invites me to go

468
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 17: over her place. She kind of made it sound really cute.

469
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 17: She was like, oh, let's put up some Christmas lights together.

470
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Speaker 2: I'd be a cute date.

471
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 14: So I'm like, yeah, I can.

472
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Speaker 17: Help out, and I would like was figuring out. I'd

473
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 17: just hang around the window, but she asked me to

474
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Speaker 17: get on the roof.

475
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Speaker 4: Oh damn.

476
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

477
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Speaker 17: So she like brings out this ladder and I climb

478
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Speaker 17: up the ladder. She like throws the lights up to me,

479
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 17: but then she like took the ladder away and she

480
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 17: was like, you're not allowed to come down until all decorated.

481
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you're gonna be like by an open

482
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Speaker 6: fire with a cup of hot cocoa.

483
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Speaker 3: Did you actually do it all her lights?

484
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 17: I put up every single one of those lights.

485
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Speaker 2: No work.

486
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Speaker 4: I would have called the police. I mean, how hostage.

487
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 5: I'm on a roof. Okay, we're on to our third

488
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 5: and final round. We need your best holiday disaster date

489
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Speaker 5: store esier gentlemen. So mistletoe, Joe, what do you got?

490
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 16: So girl invited me to her friend's White Elephant gifts exchange, so,

491
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 16: you know, found something in my closet and I brought it.

492
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 16: But I realized that their idea of cheap and funny

493
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 16: was very different than mine. So like someone opened up

494
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 16: an iPhone twelve, like they were all laughing because of

495
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 16: how old it was.

496
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 5: I'm sorry those two generations ago.

497
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 4: God doesn't even have the latest.

498
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 16: So then her best friend picked my gift and opened

499
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 16: up a pair of my unused Ninja Turtle underwear like

500
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 16: it a super quiet and everyone just stopped and no

501
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 16: one laughed, And you know, my day was just like

502
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 16: you better.

503
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: Go someone take a picture of me and my underwear phone.

504
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: This is it your last chance?

505
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 5: Man.

506
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 17: This woman, she was like, do you want to go

507
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 17: on a tree farm date with me?

508
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 14: She was adamant about picking up and she wanted to drive.

509
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 17: I'm like, all right, Gray, and I get into her car.

510
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 14: We get there.

511
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 17: She takes out of her trunk this massive sign that

512
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 17: says tree killers.

513
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 6: Oh but it's a farm.

514
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: Did you understand they're growing them to because it's a slaughter.

515
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 17: What did you do when she said, grab another sign,

516
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 17: we're protesting and she had made all these signs. First

517
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 17: of all, it was two of us she had made

518
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 17: like ten signs.

519
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 5: Oh, you constantly get roped into like terrible chores, these

520
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 5: women that you go out with. But there's the final

521
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 5: bell that means the match is over, Judges, when you

522
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 5: need to score this, alexisho's your choice.

523
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 8: I'm going Joe for having to deal with the swifty

524
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 8: booing Carol one for Joe.

525
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 6: Really, I'm doing Jake for the Christmas lights.

526
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 5: All you get the final decision.

527
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: I think Jake for being held hostage so many times.

528
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 5: I'm going congratulations, snowflake. J you are the Chris Kringle

529
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 5: of keeping it single around the holiday.

530
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 17: Good job, Yes, thank you. I'd like to thank my mom.

531
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: As a single person would thank you.

532
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 5: That was Battle of the Tender Days Holiday edition. We

533
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 5: got your phone tap.

534
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 9: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

535
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 5: Put your stain proof laughing pants on, because it is

536
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 5: time for the number eight phone tap in our countdown

537
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 5: of the top ten phone taps of Christmas.

538
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 2: Are we gonna spills up it? Or we ourselves? Okay?

539
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 5: And this one Brook calls an auto mechanic shop because

540
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 5: of some car trouble that she's having, and she is

541
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 5: not gonna let this male mechanics take advantage of her

542
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 5: lack of car knowledge just because she's a woman.

543
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: I stand up, ladies.

544
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 5: That stereotype ends today with your number eight phone tap

545
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 5: of the year right now. It's brooking Jeffrey's ten phone

546
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 5: taps at Christmas.

547
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 9: Never a.

548
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 10: Hello repair, Brendan.

549
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 2: Hi, I am a woman and I am not going

550
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: to be taken advantage of.

551
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 7: Uh.

552
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I have.

553
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 2: An issue with my vehicle and I need to bring

554
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: it in. Is that okay with you?

555
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 14: Of course?

556
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 6: Or do you want to may explain me the directions

557
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 6: on how to get there?

558
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, if you do need directions, I.

559
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 2: Knew you'd be the type. Okay.

560
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 6: I'm just letting you know that I don't want to

561
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 6: be overcharged for some dumb things or get talked down

562
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 6: to because you think you're better than me.

563
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 10: That's not what we intend to do here at all.

564
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 10: If you want to come in, you're more than welcome.

565
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: Okay, great, that's fine, because I know my cars.

566
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 10: I believe you, and I just want to let you

567
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 10: know we treat everyone equal here.

568
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 2: I believe that when I see it.

569
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 6: So I have a twenty fourteen Honda Civic, and when

570
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 6: I drive, the hug nuts seems off.

571
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 2: What the hug nuts on the wheels?

572
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 10: The hug I'm sorry, is it possible that you mean

573
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 10: the lug nut?

574
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 6: And here we go patronizing me because I'm a woman,

575
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 6: no miss, and you're a man and you know cor

576
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 6: parts better than me.

577
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 10: No miss, I didn't mean that at all. I just

578
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 10: I wanted to let you know that's that's what it

579
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 10: is called.

580
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 6: Oh, I just wanted to let you know that I

581
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 6: grew up around cars my whole life. I have ridden

582
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 6: in cars since I was a baby, so I know

583
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 6: hug nuts and dipplesticks.

584
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: Don't even mess with me.

585
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 10: We can call it that if that's what makes you

586
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 10: feel more comfortable. I'm probably wrong.

587
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: Oh, the first right thing you've said. That is the

588
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: first right thing you've said. So back to my issue.

589
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: The hug nuts are off.

590
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 6: And also I've noticed the metacritic converter isn't funneling right.

591
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: Well, we'll go with that exactly.

592
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 6: So I got down underneath the car and I noticed

593
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 6: this weird nut. So I unscrewed it and all this

594
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 6: brown liquid came out. Let me tell you that brown

595
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 6: liquid did not look good and it did not taste good.

596
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 14: You tasted it.

597
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 6: Uh, how else would you know if it's spoiled or not.

598
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 6: Oh god, and let me tell you it tasted wrong.

599
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 4: It was off.

600
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: And that's when I knew that the blinker fluid done.

601
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 14: You said, flood.

602
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 5: You must be new.

603
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 6: You know the brown sticky liquid. Lets you change your blinker, Mam.

604
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 10: You're talking about the oil, right. I'm trying to be

605
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 10: nice here, and I just I don't think that has

606
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 10: anything to do with your blinker.

607
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 2: Where do you come from? Did you even go to

608
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 2: automotive school?

609
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,959
Speaker 6: My god, it probably didn't even study automotiology, idiot.

610
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: So yeah, the oil, if you want to call it that. Listen,

611
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: I got rid of it.

612
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 10: You got rid of all the oil.

613
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 6: Yes, And the problem is, whenever I drive there's a

614
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 6: funny smell.

615
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 10: Man, that's because your car's burning up. You have no

616
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 10: oil in your car.

617
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: You're talking about the blinker fluid again.

618
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 6: I think what happened is I didn't get it all out,

619
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 6: which is why I need you guys to take a

620
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 6: look at it.

621
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 10: Ma'am, if you want, we have a slot for you

622
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 10: already today. If you want to come down, we can

623
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 10: take a look at it.

624
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, listen, I'll bring it down when it's my choice,

625
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 6: not yours. All right, And I know you've got your

626
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 6: little fancy tools down there, but in the end, I'm

627
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 6: probably gonna end up fixing it myself because you sound

628
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 6: like another moron. Funny that moron and man have the

629
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 6: same letters, isn't it.

630
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 10: Okay, we don't need the insults. I'm just trying to

631
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 10: help you.

632
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 6: Oh help the poor little woman who can't take care

633
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 6: of her own car.

634
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking.

635
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 10: Not at all, ma'am. You're a customer and I'm just

636
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 10: trying hard here to help you. You don't seem to

637
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 10: want help. I don't even know why you called.

638
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you want to know why I called.

639
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 6: I'll tell you exactly why I called, because your girlfriend

640
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 6: Tina set you up for a prank phone call.

641
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 10: Wait, what what are you?

642
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke

643
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

644
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god, don't worry. My hug nuts are just fine.

645
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 4: It's all a preak, Thank god.

646
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 10: I didn't know what to say. I was trying to

647
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 10: be so nice. There.

648
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 2: You did a really good job. I'm actually impressed. You said.

649
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 2: You guys have been getting a lot of crazy customers lately,

650
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: so I thought i'd just pile on.

651
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 10: Well, you'd certainly piled on.

652
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,959
Speaker 6: Oh my god, what a relief are you saying that

653
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 6: there's no blinker fluid?

654
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,479
Speaker 10: They didn't teach me about that in my autotology degree.

655
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's automatology.

656
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 4: You didn't go to school. Yeah, wake up?

657
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 9: Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

658
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.

659
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 5: Do me a favor. Close your eyes and picture the

660
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 5: greatest first date that you could.

661
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: Ever go on.

662
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 2: Oh that's hard, but okay.

663
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 5: Okay, now pretend you didn't pass out one hour in

664
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 5: after too many ons.

665
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 9: Threw me on.

666
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 5: Well, now, okay, let's pretend that all that good stuff happened.

667
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 5: What if after the best date of your life, that

668
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 5: same person completely ghosted you on night too? Oh, because

669
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 5: one of our listeners, do.

670
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: I get to keep everything?

671
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 8: I use their imaginary credit card to buy on the sedule.

672
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 5: But one of our listeners says that just happened to

673
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 5: him with no explanation, and unlike Alexis, he was conscious

674
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 5: for the entire thing.

675
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: And it feels like you don't want to be on

676
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 2: the second church.

677
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 3: It has him questioning everything.

678
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 5: You'll probably be questioning it too when you hear about

679
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 5: the best first date ever and how it went all

680
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 5: wrong on night too, and your brand new second.

681
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 9: Date update, next second date up date.

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Speaker 5: I saw a TikTok recently that said, if you're on

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Speaker 5: the dating apps right now, it's like the last chopper

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Speaker 5: out of Vietnam. Oh No, a couple.

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Speaker 3: Of years ago, it was actually working.

686
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Speaker 5: You can find quality matches on there that weren't Russian bots.

687
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Speaker 5: But now it's like wading through the wet trash compactor

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Speaker 5: that Luke Skywalker got dumped into on the Death Star.

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Speaker 6: So many analogies here that I don't quite understand.

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Speaker 5: It's a gloomy, dark scene on the dating right now,

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Speaker 5: and one of our listeners says that he is just

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Speaker 5: about done with it. If we can't reconnect him with

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Speaker 5: the woman that he went out with last week, he

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Speaker 5: might be done completely.

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Speaker 6: Is a straw that's going to break the camel's back,

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Speaker 6: like some sort of an everybody says that every week.

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Speaker 3: Nice to have one from like this century. But that's

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Speaker 3: okay Vietnam.

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Speaker 5: So his name is Thomas Thomas. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 14: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: Thomas.

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Speaker 5: I know that your email was very down on yourself,

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Speaker 5: but maybe you were just like super emotional. You don't

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Speaker 5: actually mean that you're ready to give up on the

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Speaker 5: apps entirely, are you.

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Speaker 14: I've been on these dating ass now for about two years,

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Speaker 14: and I mean I'm just losing hope. It's just gotten

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Speaker 14: worse and worse and worse and worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a ray of positivity.

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Speaker 16: Okay, I listen.

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Speaker 14: I started out in it with plenty of hope, but

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Speaker 14: I'm losing it now because I mean, I don't feel

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Speaker 14: like i'm asking for much like I just want somebody

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Speaker 14: that I get along with, that I share things with.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I want to slow down with your long list

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Speaker 5: of demands for the perfect woman.

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Speaker 14: I mean, I feel like I've been doing things right

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Speaker 14: and I've had good conversations with women. You know, We've

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Speaker 14: had some things in common. There seems to be a

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Speaker 14: spark and that I don't hear back from them or

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Speaker 14: they don't even show up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah, wait, did this woman show up for you?

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Speaker 2: You you said you wouldn't a woman?

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Speaker 14: Did this woman? Did? Her name is Diane?

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Speaker 5: Diane.

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Speaker 14: I put so much into this date.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask right off the bat, did you complain

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Speaker 2: about the scene, the dating scene, the entire time?

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Speaker 14: Diane.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to cut to the chase here.

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Speaker 14: No, No, I did not. We we honestly, we had

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Speaker 14: a wonderful date. We went to this Mediterranean restaurant, okay,

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Speaker 14: and she had a beautiful smile. There's great eye contact,

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Speaker 14: like she wasn't on her phone the whole time. She's

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Speaker 14: actually listening and interacting.

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Speaker 6: And I'm assuming you're going in with zero expectations, since

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Speaker 6: you don't have much faith in the process.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I.

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Speaker 14: Was ready to just eat alone, and she showed up

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Speaker 14: that already her past expectation.

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Speaker 5: I liked that mentality. If you go in thinking like

742
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Speaker 5: it's going to be terrible, then it's going to be

743
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Speaker 5: great no matter what.

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Speaker 3: As long as they show up, he's.

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Speaker 1: Gonna start sitting down and he's going right now, she's

746
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Speaker 1: not going to show up.

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Speaker 4: Then she goes, oh, you're half waying the meal.

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Speaker 5: Best date ever?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's awesome.

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Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, I'm glad. I only ordered like one cocktail

751
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Speaker 14: before she got there.

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Speaker 2: What was it like when you first saw her?

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Speaker 14: I mean, like I said, she had a beautiful smile,

754
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Speaker 14: really like focused on me on the date, which was

755
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Speaker 14: which was nice, and and she loves horror movies like

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Speaker 14: I do. And like I expected us to be there

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Speaker 14: for like an hour, but we were there. We talked

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Speaker 14: for over four hours at the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: What what at the restaurant the entire time?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. The waiter was just so annoyed with you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, were you ordering more drinks in between that time?

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking from the waiters perspective, there.

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Speaker 14: Were a couple. But we had a good long talk.

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Speaker 14: I mean we ended up closing the restaurant down.

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Speaker 6: My gosh, I mean I could understand, just on that

767
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Speaker 6: experience alone, why you'd be so mystified why this woman

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Speaker 6: isn't calling you back.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, well, especially because we agreed on another date.

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Speaker 6: When you say you agreed on another date, did you

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Speaker 6: guys like set a day in.

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Speaker 14: A time or we made agree to go out afterwards?

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Speaker 14: We were going to meet at the same restaurant next week. Oh,

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Speaker 14: like the following week.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Okay, I want to do the same one.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if the vibes are so good at that

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Speaker 5: one place, like so much?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I think we just had such a great time.

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Speaker 14: We wanted to keep the ball rolling.

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Speaker 4: That's gone and that could be your place someday. Like, oh,

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Speaker 4: this is our first two dates and they.

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Speaker 5: Took the chopper out of nom and then decided to

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Speaker 5: fly right back into it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how did your second tour go?

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Speaker 14: Well, that's the thing. She never showed up.

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Speaker 2: She did. Wait, wait on the second time, she didn't

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Speaker 2: show up.

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Speaker 14: She never showed up. I was there for over half

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Speaker 14: an hour. I texted her no response.

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Speaker 6: And had you guys texted in the week between, like, oh,

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Speaker 6: can't wait to see you you know.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I'd had a couple of texts, you know, back

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Speaker 14: and forth with her.

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Speaker 5: And maybe that's the problem.

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Speaker 14: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: The confirming of the second days.

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Speaker 6: You know, you always have to confirm plans at least

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Speaker 6: three times before they actually happened.

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Speaker 2: Mystery, No, it's not.

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Speaker 4: Are we on for tonight?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Are we are?

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Speaker 7: We?

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Speaker 3: I guess you'll have to show up and find out.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I didn't know the magic rule was three, but

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Speaker 14: due we noted I guess for the future, but she

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Speaker 14: just wasn't there, and then she hasn't wanted to Any

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Speaker 14: of my calls are tech.

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Speaker 2: Dude, dude, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 14: Now, you guys know why I want to get off

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Speaker 14: of these apps, because again we spent four hours focking

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Speaker 14: and and then a no show on the second date.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've never been stood up before.

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Speaker 8: Imagine I've heard ye.

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Speaker 5: We're going to try and make a happier image come

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Speaker 5: out of all of this.

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Speaker 3: Got because we're gonna come back.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna call Diane for you and try and get

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Speaker 5: you your second date update, get you out of nom

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Speaker 5: once and for all this No, we're gonna drive this

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Speaker 5: one home.

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Speaker 3: We're going to do after this second date update. Imagine

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Speaker 3: four hours of non stop laughter and sharing stories and

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Speaker 3: two desserts.

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Speaker 5: One spoon sounds lovely, Jeffrey, I don't know if that

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Speaker 5: really happened.

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Speaker 2: There was only one spoon. I'm sorry, I'd be out.

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Speaker 5: I'm just picturing in my mind the best date ever,

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Speaker 5: because that's what Thomas described to us earlier when he

830
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Speaker 5: met up at a restaurant with Diane. Maybe it was

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Speaker 5: three desserts, no spoon.

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Speaker 2: I think you usually do one dessert and two spoons.

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Speaker 3: You know, the more spoons, the worst it's going.

834
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no spoon. Hands behind the back of her

835
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Speaker 4: lady in the.

836
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Speaker 5: Tramping a mudpie off of each other's fingers. That is

837
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Speaker 5: the best date night ever.

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Speaker 2: That visual will haunt me.

839
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Speaker 3: I honestly don't know.

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Speaker 5: All I do know is that Thomas is about to

841
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 5: give up on the dating apps if this doesn't work

842
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 5: out for him, and we're not gonna let that happen.

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00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 2: Right, Brookes, that's right, we got you, Thomas.

844
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Speaker 14: Man. I appreciate y'all.

845
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, Thomas, you haven't heard from her at all after

846
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 6: she stood you up.

847
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 14: Nothing, complete radio silence.

848
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Speaker 2: So are you? Are you mad going into this?

849
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Speaker 14: I mean a little bit, But to be honest, I'm more.

850
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Speaker 14: I'm just exhausted and I just kind of want to

851
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Speaker 14: know why. It doesn't make sense to me? Is all?

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00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 2: Okay? All right? You defeated?

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00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't bring the energy down. Yeah like that.

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Speaker 8: I'm hopeful, Like you said, that's right, like one minute ago.

855
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Speaker 6: I know, well, I'm hopeful for you to We're gonna

856
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 6: hold you up. Okay, We're gonna reinflate you.

857
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Speaker 5: We're trying to do.

858
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Speaker 2: We're gonna prop you up and make this happen.

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Speaker 5: All right, if you'd like to hire Brooke to give

860
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Speaker 5: a pep talk to your company, makes you go to

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Speaker 5: brook dot com.

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Speaker 2: Or sports team got.

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Speaker 3: To Live, let's plate stuff.

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Speaker 11: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hey, is this Diane?

866
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Speaker 14: Yeah, this is true.

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Speaker 3: We got her.

868
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 5: Okay, I am what's up? You're on the radio right

869
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 5: now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 15: Okay, okay, most.

871
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 3: People cheer when we say that, but that's okay.

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00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, not one person has ever done that. You

873
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: don't feel any pressure to talk to though, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: God, you answered.

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Speaker 15: I'm like in the middle of something and you I

876
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 15: don't know what's going on.

877
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 5: Oh okay, we're in the middle of something too. It's called

878
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 5: a second date update, and I think our thing is

879
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 5: probably more important. Okay, sorry, No, I think we have

880
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 5: a listener who went on a date with you recently

881
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 5: and hasn't really been able to meet up a second time.

882
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 5: It's really bumming him out, and he just doesn't know why.

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Speaker 5: His name's Thomas.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay, you know Thomas.

885
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I know Thomas.

886
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,959
Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay, we we figured because you guys spent quite

887
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 5: a while together the other night at a restaurant, having

888
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 5: what sounded like a really nice time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you really connected.

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Speaker 5: I mean, most people don't close down a restaurant when

891
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 5: they're having a bad time with each other.

892
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

893
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 15: Yeah, we had a a date the other night, so

894
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 15: you admit it.

895
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Speaker 6: Wait wait, I mean if you had a good date,

896
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Speaker 6: then why didn't you show up the second time?

897
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 5: We're all confused, and Thomas is especially confused because apparently

898
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 5: you were supposed to meet up again the following week

899
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Speaker 5: at the same exact restaurant, and you ghosted. You didn't

900
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Speaker 5: even show.

901
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Speaker 15: First of all, I did not ghost him.

902
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 5: What he was there and you were Yeah, he showed

903
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 5: up and he says he weren't there.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: No, I went to the restaurant. I got there early,

906
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Speaker 15: and I left before I got there, But I did

907
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 15: not ghost him.

908
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 5: You left before he got there.

909
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't have a date at two different times.

910
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 9: You know.

911
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 15: I was really looking forward to our date and I

912
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 15: actually got there fifteen minutes early.

913
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: Okay.

914
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 15: When I got there, you know, the host when I

915
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 15: got there was paying really like a lot of attention

916
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 15: to me.

917
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 2: Like in a way that made you uncomfortable the way

918
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 2: you said that.

919
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was just it was like they were familiar

920
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 15: with me.

921
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: Well you were you closed down the place the week before.

922
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: Maybe they know you about We heard you took the

923
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 2: table for four hours.

924
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 15: Yeah, actually it was kind of the opposite. They put

925
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 15: me at the nicest table you could possibly be at

926
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 15: in the restaurant, like a beautiful view of the city.

927
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 2: Oh, why is this an issue?

928
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 3: Did you know somebody that sounds really nice?

929
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

930
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 15: Well, there were like rose petals all over the table.

931
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 15: My favorite drink. I told him I was a Gin

932
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 15: and Tonic and he had it like it was there

933
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 15: waiting so cute.

934
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what part of this is bad in

935
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 3: your mind?

936
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 14: I well, it just was.

937
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 15: It was a lot for a second date.

938
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 6: It's just a Gen and Tonic and a couple of

939
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 6: rose pedals.

940
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: Wait, is that that like an anniversary thing?

941
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 15: Exactly?

942
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 2: He was excited.

943
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 15: It's not an anniversary though, it's a second date. And

944
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 15: it honestly felt like a proposal that much.

945
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 2: Girl.

946
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 6: You need to set your sights higher if you think

947
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 6: that's a proposal.

948
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 5: Well, hold on, let's just hear her out a little bit.

949
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 5: So that all those nice gestures made you feel uncomfortable,

950
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 5: Like I.

951
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 15: Just couldn't figure out. It was just like what does

952
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 15: he want from me? Like it just was so so much.

953
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 2: Isn't that awful that that's your first thought? Like that sucks?

954
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: I mean honestly, like, what if all he wanted was

955
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 2: to show you that he liked you, he should have.

956
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 15: Stuck with the I mean, that's great, Alge, but I

957
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 15: just from my experience, no man actually acts like that.

958
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 14: It's like a cartoon version of what I see.

959
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 3: I could definitely see both sides of the argument.

960
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 4: Career.

961
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 5: Maybe he was trying to be nice, maybe too hard.

962
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 5: It was a little bit too much, too fast. But

963
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 5: to just leave him, yeah, that part was a little rough.

964
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 5: But the good news is we can make everything better

965
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 5: with a simple action, and that's by putting Thomas on

966
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 5: the phone with you right now, because he's actually on

967
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 5: the other.

968
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 3: Line waiting to you.

969
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 5: Oh no, don't think of this as another grand romantic gestures,

970
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 5: just casual phone convoy. In fact, pretend like we're not

971
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 5: here and say hi to each show Thomas.

972
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 14: Yeah Hi. I I thought I was being very like

973
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 14: sweet and considerate, and you know, I was trying to

974
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 14: shad like I was also listening and paying attention to you, and.

975
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 15: It is it is, you know, very sweet. I just

976
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 15: like you, I think, I mean, it just was a lot.

977
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 15: We haven't even discussed what we wanted in our future

978
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 15: or anything like that, so it was just the most

979
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 15: grand gestures for just like meeting up again and wanting

980
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 15: to get to know each other.

981
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: But like you didn't even stick around to even tell

982
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: Thomas that it was too much.

983
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 6: I bet Thomas, you would have removed those pedals as

984
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 6: quickly as you could had you known, right.

985
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 14: Yeah, the only reason I put them there in the

986
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 14: first place is because I thought she would like it,

987
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 14: not terrify her into disappearing off the face of the planet.

988
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 4: Wasn't like, let's scare a little bit.

989
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 2: Remember she liked horror movies. You told us that.

990
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 3: Something scary.

991
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 14: I should have wrote, I'm watching you on the.

992
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: It's actually rob Coms that terrify her.

993
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 5: But I mean, just from from hearing from him, Diane,

994
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 5: I think his intentions were very pure, very like, kind

995
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 5: and thoughtful and nice, not trying to overwhelm you with love.

996
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 4: I've just got lost in translation.

997
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 15: Really, yeah, yeah, I guess I panicked and I just

998
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 15: ran this conversation?

999
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 5: Is going better?

1000
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 3: Thomas? Do you still want us to play the romantic violin? Music?

1001
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 3: Asked the question?

1002
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: Ever, I thought it was the quartet that.

1003
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 5: You you know what, We're going to skimp all of

1004
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 5: that and just go right to the question, which is, Diane,

1005
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 5: would you like to go out on another date with

1006
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 5: Thomas that we would pay for? And before she answers, Thomas,

1007
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 5: is there anything else that you just want to say

1008
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 5: to her to try and convince her to go out

1009
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 5: with you one more time? Now's your chance.

1010
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 14: I don't appreciate being ghosted like that, but I did

1011
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 14: enjoy our date and I would like to do another.

1012
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,919
Speaker 14: Are you guys really playing.

1013
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 3: I didn't play anything.

1014
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 5: That was just natural.

1015
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 3: That was the universe putting music under a conversation.

1016
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 4: That's it. I don't know what you're talking about.

1017
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 3: Keep going, Thomas.

1018
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 14: No, No, I would love to go on a second

1019
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 14: date with you, and I will clothings down if Oh

1020
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 14: my god, that.

1021
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 3: Is so sweet.

1022
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 5: What do you think, Dan, one more date?

1023
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, I would love to go another date.

1024
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 15: I just it was just a lot, And now that

1025
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 15: I know you were coming from a good place like

1026
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 15: it's you know, that's a little different. I'm sorry, I

1027
00:47:58,239 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 15: I pan.

1028
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: Thomas. How are you feeling? Are you happy?

1029
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1030
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 14: I feel better if he was getting a hold of her.

1031
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need we need to sound happier than that to.

1032
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 5: Match the music.

1033
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 14: Yeah, this is the perfect ending, as you got your

1034
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 14: second date.

1035
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 5: Jeff in the morning.

1036
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 3: All right.

1037
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 5: I did not want to say this while we were

1038
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 5: on the phone and possibly ruined the good vibes and

1039
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 5: the good moment.

1040
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: That was happening.

1041
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 2: Maybe you shouldn't say it now that I'm just saying.

1042
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 5: It, sounds like Thomas is going to finally quit the dating.

1043
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: Apps because he's going to be in a relationship.

1044
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's given up on love, because he actually

1045
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 5: found someone for the long haul.

1046
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 4: At least hopefully he has to give up regardless, I.

1047
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: Think he's going to freaker out even more on date

1048
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: three or four. I don't know. I don't know if

1049
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 2: they seem like I really want this to work. I

1050
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 2: just don't know if they're the best match.

1051
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 4: I think the more they communicate the better.

1052
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 2: That's true. Four hours together, they didn't communicate.

1053
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 5: It back to the communication in some areas up in other areas.

1054
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 5: We do an update update with them in a few months,

1055
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 5: and Diane is actually happy about the roses and the

1056
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 5: gin waiting.

1057
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: At the joh, She's never getting that again for the

1058
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 2: rest of their relationships.

1059
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 5: I just want them to be on the same page.

1060
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 5: To come on and they're glowing and laughing over their

1061
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 5: first pregnancy scare whoa, that's my dream for them, just

1062
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 5: having a great time.

1063
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a different idea of fun, but yeah,

1064
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: sounds good.

1065
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 5: Anyway. We want to help you have fun in your

1066
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 5: dating life.

1067
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 3: Email the show.

1068
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who's not calling you back, and

1069
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 5: you can always listen to any of our second date.

1070
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 3: Updates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook.

1071
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1072
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,760
Speaker 5: For years, science has tried to answer the big unanswerable question,

1073
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 5: what do women really want in a romantic partner?

1074
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 4: Everything and nothing, Jefferies.

1075
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's when I found out no frustration from

1076
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 2: Jose at all.

1077
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 5: Some single ladies are looking for a guy who's attractive.

1078
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 5: Others want someone who's funny, or maybe rich, or maybe

1079
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 5: someone with a sexy foreign accent.

1080
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, I want all these things.

1081
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's gonna say, I'm all those tunkey dream bolts

1082
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 5: you give me, I'm here for.

1083
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 6: You getting hot and fired.

1084
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 5: But now there's a new dating term that's going viral

1085
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 5: online to describe the perfect guy that women are looking for.

1086
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've heard of this. It's called

1087
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 5: golden retriever.

1088
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 14: Man.

1089
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

1090
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 5: Basically, can you imagine already? That's a guy who, just

1091
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 5: like a golden retriever, is sweet, gentle, affectionate, and very

1092
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 5: eager to please, not to mention, easy to train.

1093
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 4: The girls don't like this too.

1094
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 5: This is the perfect guy aka a pushover.

1095
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you know.

1096
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,959
Speaker 6: I want you to remember, ladies, that these dogs shed everywhere, they.

1097
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 2: Leave a mass everywhere they work. Cute and cuddly, but

1098
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: there are some issues.

1099
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 5: It's unclear what exactly made the term golden retriever may

1100
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 5: go viral, but some people are saying you could have

1101
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 5: something to do with Taylor Swift's new boyfriend, Travis Kelton's

1102
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 5: perfect golden Retriever canceled. Others pointed to Tom Holland and

1103
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 5: his handlers and daya, it.

1104
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: Doesn't even matter.

1105
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 4: It's so cute.

1106
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 6: I feel like women have been comparing men to dogs

1107
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 6: for a long time. Yeah, but you know, I married

1108
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 6: a black lab That's what I got. This is kind

1109
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 6: of like a golden retriever, like a laboratory retriever. Very

1110
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 6: close has really good enough to be a retriever.

1111
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 5: It's actually supposed to come off as a good thing

1112
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 5: if they call you a golden retriever.

1113
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 9: Man.

1114
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 5: All right, now, all the men out there sit, stay

1115
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 5: and wait for a brand new Laser Stories, which is

1116
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 5: coming up right after this on the floor. It's the

1117
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 5: radio segment that's desperately trying to get kim Ka on

1118
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 5: board with his latest idea. It's called skim witches. They're

1119
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 5: normal sandwiches. They are crammed into a compostable, skin tight

1120
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 5: elastic tube to make your sandwich look slimmer while you

1121
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 5: eat it.

1122
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: The curves on that sandwich.

1123
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 5: No, you don't want the curves on it. You want

1124
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 5: it to look skinny. I'll have the tuna skim witch,

1125
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 5: please extra maya.

1126
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound as good anymore.

1127
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: The perfect snack for the Laser Stories.

1128
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 5: The segment will read weird news stories around the globe,

1129
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 5: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

1130
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,959
Speaker 5: and there's other scum witches just don't. This first lazer

1131
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 5: story is out of San Francisco. A couple picked up

1132
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 5: a Christmas tree last Friday, strapped it to the roof

1133
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 5: of their suv, and ran an errand on their way home.

1134
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 5: While they were parked, someone stole the tree right off

1135
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 5: their work.

1136
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 2: Ranch. Strikes again.

1137
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 5: One of the stores nearby had security footage showing another

1138
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 5: suv pulling up next to theirs. Somebody gets out, cuts

1139
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 5: the ropes, takes the tree down, and loads it into

1140
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 5: their own trunk and then drives off.

1141
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 4: Wow, it's like a tree delivery service.

1142
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 6: Do you think once they got it up, someone in

1143
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 6: their family still complained that it wasn't a very pretty tree.

1144
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 5: You'd be very specific about that, Brook.

1145
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 3: Did you have something you want to confess here?

1146
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: Maybe that backside is a little worth it.

1147
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 5: When police arrived to take a statement, they found out

1148
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 5: the victim was none other than a man named This

1149
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:45,720
Speaker 5: is true, Jesus.

1150
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: Stole a Christmas tree.

1151
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 5: They stole Jesus's Christmas tree, and while police haven't caught

1152
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 5: them yet, the nearby tree lot provided Jesus with a

1153
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 5: brand new replacement.

1154
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 9: Nice.

1155
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 2: I mean, you'd have to yeah.

1156
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 5: Just for good karma. As for what Jesus. A local

1157
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 5: TV reporter interviewed him about the situation and asked, if

1158
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 5: they caught the crooks, would he forgive a surprisingly, he

1159
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 5: said no, and if the thieves are caught, he'd like

1160
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 5: to see him rotten in jail. What would Jesus do.

1161
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 10: Next?

1162
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 3: As her story is out of Spain.

1163
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 5: The other day, a twenty one year old woman named

1164
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 5: Sophia Alvarez was choking on a piece of turkey and

1165
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 5: decided her best option to clear it out was to

1166
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 5: shove a toothbrush down her throat.

1167
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 3: Oh are they.

1168
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 2: Not teaching the heimelike over there? You could do it yourself.

1169
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 4: Maybe this is.

1170
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 5: The better version of doing the heimlch don't waste time.

1171
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,959
Speaker 5: Just cram a toothbrush down there.

1172
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: Throw yourself over the back of a hard chair.

1173
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 4: You know that, and time brush my tongue. I throw up.

1174
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 5: It might be good. She ran to the bathroom and

1175
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 5: jammed the dull end of it down into her soft

1176
00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 5: against to try and clear the obstruction. The good news

1177
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 5: is it actually works.

1178
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't use that method. They're not teaching that method

1179
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 2: in any She.

1180
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 5: Dislodged the turkey, so she could breathe again. The bad

1181
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 5: news is Sophia also swallowed the toothbrush.

1182
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: That hurt on the way out.

1183
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 5: She was trying to hang onto the bristles, but once

1184
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 5: the turkey went down, the brush just follows a swallow.

1185
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 6: I bet she's hoping it stays vertical and doesn't turn horizontal.

1186
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 5: She explained the situation when she showed up at the er,

1187
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 5: but they weren't sure they believed her till they saw

1188
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 5: the X race.

1189
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:37,959
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1190
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 5: After that, they sedated her and it took about forty

1191
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 5: minutes to fish it out. They pulled it up through

1192
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 5: her mouth so she didn't need surgery. And wouldn't you

1193
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 5: know it, the toothbrust was actually lying next to Sophia

1194
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 5: on a table when she woke up. She uses. She

1195
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 5: took it home and began using it just like normal again.

1196
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 4: Anesthesia breath.

1197
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 5: Just go to show you can have your toothbrush and

1198
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 5: eat it too.

1199
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 11: It's never been a thing, but now it is.

1200
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of Ballingbrook, Illinois.

1201
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 3: Earlier I get it. Earlier this year, it.

1202
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 5: Was reported that McDonald's would be launching a spinoff chain

1203
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 5: restaurant named Cosmics.

1204
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: Give you miss this. I don't remember this.

1205
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:32,919
Speaker 5: That's Cosmic spelled cos mc oh, mick Mick McDonald's.

1206
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So here's what the outside of it looks like.

1207
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 5: You can see the photo up on our infras stories

1208
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 5: at Brook and Jeffrey.

1209
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 2: How is it not space theme happening?

1210
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 9: Fancy?

1211
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 2: It just looks like a McDonald's with a different sign.

1212
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 5: If you're wondering, the name is based upon the beloved

1213
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 5: nineteen eighties McDonald's character that had that exact same name, Cosmic.

1214
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 5: That's it's a little alien guy. He was the actual

1215
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 5: McDonald's character in the eighties.

1216
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 2: I was a kid in the eighties.

1217
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 5: I don't remember this, okay, Brooke, don't call fake news

1218
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 5: on it. It really has eight eighties.

1219
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 2: That's where there was jell me birthday parties. I went

1220
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 2: to McDonald's. That used to be a big thing. Remember that, Yeah, tracked.

1221
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 5: If you're wondering about cosmics, how is that different than

1222
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 5: the original Golden Arches. Well, there are some familiar offerings

1223
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 5: like mcmuffins, mcflurries, et cetera. There also seems to be

1224
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 5: an insane amount of new and improved concepts like slushies, juices,

1225
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 5: stacked burgers, and more tasty.

1226
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 2: So anything that's trendy. They're going to try it out

1227
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 2: at Cosmics. Before they added to the McDonald their test schedule.

1228
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 5: The main thing that caught people's attention the all day

1229
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 5: breakfast menu because Mickey Beans.

1230
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I thought they did it years ago.

1231
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 5: Mickeys is infamous for their strict ten thirty am cut

1232
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 5: off for all breakfast items. Luckily, Cosmics is giving people

1233
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 5: what they want, which is a sausage egg McMuffin at

1234
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 5: three pm, all day every day.

1235
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 4: It really is.

1236
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 2: So good, isn't it funny?

1237
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 6: They're like, let's open a restaurant where we give people

1238
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 6: what they want but not do it.

1239
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's try a new concept.

1240
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, apparently there's a full squadron of actors filming

1241
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 5: commercials in front of the building. So no news yet

1242
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 5: on its official opening date, but stay tuned as we

1243
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 5: anxiously await the newest move from McDonald's.

1244
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought we're gonna try this place out. I

1245
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 2: thought that they were going to open it mckin and out.

1246
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 2: So amazing.

1247
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 5: This next laser stories out of Word World, Story Word World.

1248
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 5: It's time to announce the Word of the Year, which

1249
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 5: is the most exciting day of the year for people

1250
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 5: who work at dictionaries, so let's give them a little credit.

1251
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 5: With that said, the Oxford University Press in England has

1252
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 5: awarded its prestigious Word of the Year honor two RIZ.

1253
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 5: THAT'SRIZ with two.

1254
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: Z's slang, but that's fine if.

1255
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 5: You don't know. RIZ is an Internet slang defined as style, charm,

1256
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 5: and the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner.

1257
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 5: It's the charisma yeah or jeffing it.

1258
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 2: That I want to look up that, but.

1259
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 3: It's getting popular.

1260
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 5: RIZ did beat out three other finalists, including swifty, which

1261
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 5: doesn't need to be defined or clear, but the others

1262
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 5: were prompt the instruction given to an AI program like

1263
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 5: the prompt for it, and Situationship is a romantic or

1264
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 5: sexual relationship that's not considered to be formal or established.

1265
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 2: He just took up school pretty much.

1266
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 5: The other sole writing vote that was initially considered but

1267
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 5: then discarded was e h h h.

1268
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 2: Oh.

1269
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 5: That's where they got it from.

1270
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,439
Speaker 6: Did you see my brain working really hard work.

1271
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 5: I always wondered how to spell it, though, ehhh, there

1272
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 5: you go. Maybe next year it'll be the word of

1273
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 5: the year. But that now means Laser Stories has come

1274
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 5: to an end for the day. We'll do it again

1275
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 5: the same time on.

1276
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 9: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1277
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 5: Oh boy, we've got Anthony on the show with us today.

1278
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 5: This is his first time playing wind Brooks Bucks ever.

1279
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 2: Why are we playing this sad news music already?

1280
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 5: Because I'm worried for anthem? Why because Anthony said the

1281
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 5: reason he came on the show today is because he

1282
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 5: has four little girls who are all looking up to

1283
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 5: him today. And I'm just worried that Brooke, You're gonna

1284
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 5: try and embarrass this man in front of his four

1285
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 5: sweet children. Would you really want to do that and

1286
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 5: make a man cry in front of his trees?

1287
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 6: A funny question. I think your daughters know who you

1288
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 6: are already, Anthony, nothing will surprise them.

1289
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 5: Wow, no sympathy?

1290
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 2: Right? What?

1291
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 5: Oh your phone? Anthony? Say that again? Yes, you're right?

1292
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 4: Okay?

1293
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 2: How old are the kids? What's the age range?

1294
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 10: So I got a seventeen.

1295
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 14: Nine and eight hit?

1296
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 2: My man?

1297
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 4: All girls do?

1298
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 9: Wow?

1299
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 5: All right, We're gonna see if we can get a

1300
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 5: win for Dad today. Brook's gonna leave the studio and

1301
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 5: while that happens, Anthony, you know the game works. He

1302
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If

1303
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 5: you don't know when, you can say past. But you

1304
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 5: do have to beat her outright to win. Are you ready?

1305
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 14: I'm ready?

1306
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National microwave

1307
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 5: oven Day. The first one was built in what decade forties, fifties,

1308
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 5: or sixties. What country is known as the Emerald Isle

1309
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 5: before the nineteenth century. Which room in the house was

1310
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 5: known as the parlor? In which book series does the

1311
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 5: character Nevill long Bottom appear? What's the coldest planet in

1312
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 5: our solar system? All right, good work there, Anthony got

1313
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 5: through a bunch of questions. Brook's gonna come back in

1314
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 5: the studio. And apparently every holiday season Anthony does Elf

1315
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 5: on the shelf with his family. But they have four

1316
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 5: different elves in their home, Rita and Tommy who have

1317
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 5: two child elf babies.

1318
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 2: The elves were getting it on in your.

1319
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 5: House, I can get Yeah.

1320
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 4: I would send a.

1321
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 2: Report right up to the top, right up to the

1322
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 2: north pole man.

1323
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 5: Report or catch a video of it and send it

1324
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 5: over to I'm very interesting how that ps.

1325
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 6: I just hope they got it cleared through North Pole.

1326
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 6: Hr you know, like that's an inner office.

1327
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 5: Oh you have to report your relationship to the big guy. Yeah, Okay, Broke,

1328
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 5: it's your turn. Are you ready? Your time starts now.

1329
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 5: Today is National Microwave Oven Day. The first one was

1330
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 5: built in what decade forties, fifties or sixties fifties? What

1331
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 5: country is known as the Emerald dial Ireland before the

1332
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 5: nineteenth century. Which room in a house was known as

1333
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 5: the parlor? Living in which book series does the character

1334
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 5: never long Bottom appear Harry Potter? What is the coldest

1335
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 5: planet in our solar system?

1336
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 2: Neptune?

1337
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 5: In health circles? What does the acronym b am I

1338
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 5: stand for index? It's not going to give you that

1339
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 5: my question. Sure, let's go over the scoreboard and see

1340
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 5: how you've bolted with Jose.

1341
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 4: Come down Formose soup after Anthony. You got to correct today.

1342
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 6: Okay, Ambrow.

1343
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 2: He's just tired.

1344
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 3: I think his phones having issues too, am Brook.

1345
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 4: You got four one.

1346
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 5: Use wasn't quite enough today, Anthony. I'm sorry, man. Let's

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Speaker 5: go over the answers real quick. Today's National Microwave Oven Day.

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Speaker 5: The very first one was built in the nineteen forties.

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Speaker 5: Nineteen forty seven. It was six feet tall. It cost

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Speaker 5: five thousand dollars day. What country's own as the Emerald Isle?

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Speaker 5: That's Ireland. Before the nineteenth century it was known as

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Speaker 5: the parlor. Now we just call it a living room.

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Speaker 5: Never long bottom. As a character from Harry Potter, the

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Speaker 5: coldest planet in our solar system is Uranus.

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Speaker 3: Did I guess that it's not a joke?

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Speaker 5: It averages around negative three hundred and seventy degrees.

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Speaker 4: Fair enough, dang Uranus is cold.

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Speaker 5: And in health circles, BMI stands for body mass.

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Speaker 2: Index into a number. I don't like to know.

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Speaker 5: What all right, Anthony Man, I'm sorry it wasn't enough

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Speaker 5: to be brooke today, but just replying you do win

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Speaker 5: a fresh cut Christmas tree from Trinity Tree Farm, valued

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Speaker 5: up to one hundred dollars. You can enjoy all the

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Speaker 5: festivities this Issaqua Farm has to offer, like the holiday shop,

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Speaker 5: free Santa photos on weekends, homemade treats, and much much more.

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Speaker 5: Visit Trinitytreefarm dot com for more details.

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Speaker 14: There's two definitely, definitely.

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Speaker 2: There's two girls running around out there, Emmy and Millie,

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Speaker 2: so you know, say hi to them too. I know

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Speaker 2: the owners and that's the daughters.

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Speaker 14: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this farm. Hey, good luck with the holidays.

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Speaker 6: I mean, that's got to be stressful with so many daughters.

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Speaker 14: It is definitely is, but you know we love it.

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Speaker 14: We love them, I love them, I love them.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for playing, Anthony. We'll be back to do wind

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Speaker 5: Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.