Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably SHAKEE d I am
Speaker 2: Joseelle Bryant.
Speaker 3: What's up? What's up?
Speaker 1: This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being here with
Speaker 1: us once again. Yes, Yes, we appreciate your ears, your time. Yes,
Speaker 1: and we are full on in May, honey, may. We
Speaker 1: are like weren't we just in January? This insane. It's insane.
Speaker 1: It's really crazy.
Speaker 3: It's scary, and I feel like time is flying.
Speaker 1: It is, And you know, it's crazy when the kids
Speaker 1: say time is flying. Oh wow, that's a crazy word
Speaker 1: because I remember when as a kid it felt like
Speaker 1: time went really slow and time didn't really start flying until,
Speaker 1: like you became an adult. Yeah, but my kids are like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Ante, I'm like, oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: so we both have all ready.
Speaker 2: What does your shirt say? Because I actually you can't
Speaker 2: you're trying to read it.
Speaker 1: I was, Yes, it says I may not be your
Speaker 1: cup of tea, but I'm someone's Henny straight.
Speaker 3: So is this to sell Hennessy?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: Is it a Hennessy shirt?
Speaker 1: No? Well, this is making any sense. I don't know. Listen,
Speaker 1: somebody gave it to me, okay, and I just put
Speaker 1: it on. Okay, okay, I made you though. I may
Speaker 1: not be your cup of tea.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I may be someone's Henny straight.
Speaker 3: Henny straight that means Henny no chaser. Yes, okay, do
Speaker 3: you like Hennessy?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hennessy's a lot. No, that's Porsche's drink.
Speaker 2: You write a record. Yeah, Porch love herself, I'll.
Speaker 1: Get you turned all the way up.
Speaker 3: Yeah and no. But but when Porch drinks Hennessey, it's
Speaker 3: a good turn up. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to see her back on real housewise.
Speaker 2: I've been a line tip.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's got a lot going on.
Speaker 2: She does, she does, and I'm sure Hennessy is gonna
Speaker 2: help her right anyway, all right, you got a shady moment?
Speaker 2: Can I give? I have several shady moments. I just
Speaker 2: want to throw them out there. Okay, go for it and.
Speaker 3: Just get it off my chest. Oh okay, run shoot.
Speaker 2: If I ask for Crispy bacon, don't serve me Chewy bacon.
Speaker 3: Okay, Crispy is I put.
Speaker 2: It in my mouth and I cryed, Yes, that's everything,
Speaker 2: and for those who don't eat bacon, so sad, too bad, right,
Speaker 2: because it's amazing. Okay, Okay, that's number one, and I
Speaker 2: think most people would agree. Yes, number two And yep,
Speaker 2: who asked for soft bacon?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Nobody wants chewy bacon?
Speaker 1: Soft bacon? Yeah, I've seen that. Like I've been like,
Speaker 1: I've been in a restaurant and the option was like,
Speaker 1: do you want your bacon crispy or soft? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, who the asked for soft bacon?
Speaker 3: Well, for years, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know who I was with, and they I
Speaker 2: was with somebody in there ordered like baking, make sure
Speaker 2: it's crispy, and so they were like, oh yeah, crispy,
Speaker 2: and they wrote it down.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, is this the thing?
Speaker 2: Should I always be asking for krispy baking because that's
Speaker 2: all I want? So that's all I asked for christy bacon.
Speaker 2: If it ain't krispy, I'm sending it back. As a
Speaker 2: matter of fact, I was with like I say this.
Speaker 2: I was with Karen the other day. We both ordered
Speaker 2: like eggs and bacon, and I said to the waiter,
Speaker 2: I want my bacon crispy.
Speaker 3: So he was like cool.
Speaker 2: So when he brings the stuff out, I could see
Speaker 2: that mine that was the one that was crispier than
Speaker 2: the other. And he gave it to Karen and I
Speaker 2: immediately switched plates and she was like, just say, you
Speaker 2: taking my bacon? I said, yeah, because your plate ain't krispy.
Speaker 2: Mine is crispy because I requested krispy.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: So anyway, if if anybody has not tasted crispy bacon,
Speaker 2: you're doing yourself a disservice. And I recommend you get
Speaker 2: on a crispy bacon train.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a huge difference, Yes, huge, huge.
Speaker 2: Anyway, another thing I have to say, I'm still on
Speaker 2: my shady moment. So my car's in the shop once again,
Speaker 2: and I have they gave me a loaner and the
Speaker 2: car is electric right, and I can't it's so quiet.
Speaker 2: I'm confused as to whether it's not. That's not the
Speaker 2: shady part. Shady part is it's low. It's low to
Speaker 2: the ground, so normal. What do you call those cars?
Speaker 2: Just like, yeah, Sedan's off of suckers, right. I have
Speaker 2: decided I need to be high. I need to be
Speaker 2: in an suv.
Speaker 3: I can't see, I can't I can't see you feel
Speaker 3: like like a loser.
Speaker 2: And it is mind you an amazing, beautiful car, but
Speaker 2: I feel just.
Speaker 3: Like it feels weird. I feel like I'm not important.
Speaker 2: So unless I'm overlooking you or looking on top of
Speaker 2: your forehead right then I'm not important.
Speaker 3: No, You're just You're just a number.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I need my SUP because I'm not a sucker.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's it is so crazy. I
Speaker 1: love I feel safer in my SUP. Yes, and I
Speaker 1: definitely like being up high. But I really want like
Speaker 1: a sports car, but I don't know that you can.
Speaker 1: I don't know that can do it. Well.
Speaker 2: I would say take it for like a week, test
Speaker 2: driving for a week. They'll let you take it for
Speaker 2: that long. And because you it's a really a different feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: And I know you've been driving it as you week forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, but I've had a sport like I've
Speaker 1: driven sports cars before. Yeah, but I mean that was
Speaker 1: before kids. Once I had kids, it's over that went
Speaker 1: out the window. Yes, all right, those those are my moment.
Speaker 1: Those are your shady moments, yes, okay, your shady thoughts,
Speaker 1: shady thoughts, shady thoughts. Yeah, so my shady moment belongs
Speaker 1: to my house. My house is less than three years old,
Speaker 1: and I already have to spend thousands of dollars on
Speaker 1: repairing my air conditioning unit.
Speaker 2: No, yes, but you wait a minute. I remember when
Speaker 2: you were getting it. Something was up or was that
Speaker 2: your washing machine something you mentioned your your air conditioning
Speaker 2: unit when they were putting it in.
Speaker 1: Really or wasn't.
Speaker 2: Your washing machine? I don't know, I can't I was
Speaker 2: something down there down in the basement.
Speaker 1: It was oh, oh, oh, that's that's the washing machine
Speaker 1: in the basement. They maybe did I say, how like
Speaker 1: the water the temperature, the hoses were flipped something, and
Speaker 1: so when you're supposed to be pouring cold, it's pouring
Speaker 1: hot and it was messing up a sensor. Okay, okay, no,
Speaker 1: this my air conditioning unit. Okay, the one upstairs. So
Speaker 1: we have two systems. So we have one system for
Speaker 1: the main level in the basement. Yeah, which is why
Speaker 1: the room wearing right now is you know, nice and cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: feel the cooler upstairs in my my upstairs floor where
Speaker 1: all our bedrooms are is like a sauna right now.
Speaker 1: Because there is a leak somewhere. Oh, Jesus in the
Speaker 1: you know the pipes that goes from the god to
Speaker 1: learn all these terms, the condenser to the unit outside
Speaker 1: all that. I don't know the names, right, but this
Speaker 1: this system is less than three years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're supposed to last ten to fifteen, right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I shouldn't have been having to get them serviced yet.
Speaker 1: And so now I got to spend at least two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for them to find the leak. They have
Speaker 1: to do, Yeah, they got to do something to find
Speaker 1: the leak. So they put Die through the system. The
Speaker 1: guy's actually like on his way here, So they put
Speaker 1: Die in the system. They find the leak, and they
Speaker 1: repair the leak, and that can be like a two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars repair.
Speaker 3: Okay, So who told you that that's the way to
Speaker 3: fix it?
Speaker 1: So he was he came, all right. So we had
Speaker 1: I noticed actually for a while now that my bed
Speaker 1: my room's upstairs was hot. I didn't really realize that
Speaker 1: my unit wasn't working properly. So we had it was
Speaker 1: really hot, like a couple of weeks ago, and it
Speaker 1: was like asana upstairs. So the guy came out and
Speaker 1: he said, I think you have a leak, and you
Speaker 1: can do one or two things. You can refill I
Speaker 1: guess it's the free on whatever the you know, Like
Speaker 1: he could tell by how much Frion was in the
Speaker 1: unit that there was a leak, because he's like, this
Speaker 1: is only this is less than three years old, Like
Speaker 1: you should have more than that. So he's like, I
Speaker 1: think you have a leak. So you can do one
Speaker 1: or two things. You can fill the free on back
Speaker 1: up and see how long that will last you. So
Speaker 1: it's a slow leak, it could last you a year
Speaker 1: throughout the summer or two years whatever, or you can
Speaker 1: find the leak now and just repair it.
Speaker 3: So my women, because if it's leaking, it's leaking where
Speaker 3: that might mess up your right.
Speaker 1: We don't know what's right. So my decision was to Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's fill it up and let's see if we
Speaker 1: can just last, if we can get through the summer.
Speaker 1: Two weeks later, it's a sauna in my house again.
Speaker 1: So I don't have a slow leak. I got a
Speaker 1: fast leak. Yes, So now he has to come back
Speaker 1: and find the leak. Jesus, he got bust some walls
Speaker 1: up right, and so now it's like so since that happened,
Speaker 1: now I know that he knows what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I'm saying, Like he filled it
Speaker 1: back up. Now it's hot up there. It's not cooling
Speaker 1: like it should. So I'm like, Okay, this man, he's
Speaker 1: not trying to like get over on me. No, he's
Speaker 1: like telling me the truth or whatever. But I'm just
Speaker 1: like three years and so it's out of warranty. So
Speaker 1: that part the whatever, the part is where this leak
Speaker 1: is like that was under warranty for like a year maybe,
Speaker 1: and so now it's out of warranty. So I have to, oh,
Speaker 1: hold on the bucket.
Speaker 3: I'm just it don't stop. It doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about home ownership, Like you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's great to have your own home to build equity,
Speaker 1: but sometimes it doesn't. It's not a bad liken. Sometimes
Speaker 1: renting is not a bad thing, well for real.
Speaker 2: I mean if you're but if you're renting, you know,
Speaker 2: for me, what bothers me is like somebody has to
Speaker 2: come to your house, right, they gotta bust shit up,
Speaker 2: they got to fix it.
Speaker 3: Like that's annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I don't like about the whole thing.
Speaker 3: But if it's but if you're renting the same thing, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If I'm renting, at least I don't have to pay
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars to just my ac somebody landlord does.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I want I wanted to share this with
Speaker 2: you because I'm going through this right now. You have children, Robbin,
Speaker 2: you might be going through this too. It's on the
Speaker 2: Instagram and it says parents, be like, I just checked
Speaker 2: your grades and it says you're failing to classes.
Speaker 3: He go to teenager. Nah, they just haven't updated. I
Speaker 3: get that all the time. I tell you, That's all
Speaker 3: I hear from Gracious l Bryant. Oh no, my, they
Speaker 3: haven't put my grade in yet. They haven't updated it yet.
Speaker 2: That's insanity to me. You're lying, I know, haven't. I
Speaker 2: get that all the time, all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: It's like, if they.
Speaker 1: Haven't put your grade in yet, then it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: part of your grade, like it wouldn't. It wouldn't be
Speaker 1: affecting your grade right now. Like your grade, you would
Speaker 1: only be graded on what they've put in.
Speaker 2: Well no, but Grace always says, well no, she's missing
Speaker 2: a couple of things, and once she puts it in,
Speaker 2: it's gonna give me a boost, It's gonna give me
Speaker 2: a rose. And I'm like girl right lying, I okay,
Speaker 2: Corey and Carter through it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I get that one too.
Speaker 2: So Reggie Bush, we didn't talk about him. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: So Reggie got his husband back. He did now, and
Speaker 2: I know you you know this because you're sports lady.
Speaker 2: Why did he get it taken away?
Speaker 1: Okay, so he got it taken away. And I can't
Speaker 1: remember the exact details, but it was for you know,
Speaker 1: back then, supposedly, I think he was getting money from
Speaker 1: the school or from boosters.
Speaker 3: Oh, his parents got money from the boosters.
Speaker 1: I think they got somebody paid for like an apartment
Speaker 1: or a house or something like that. So it was
Speaker 1: as a college athlete at USC, he he and or
Speaker 1: his family received money because he was an athlete at USC. Gotcha.
Speaker 1: So maybe not directly from the school, but it could
Speaker 1: have been boosters of the school, or it could have
Speaker 1: been you know whatever, which he got the heusband back.
Speaker 1: Now because now all of that is legal, but why.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it can you can get money from boosters now,
Speaker 2: now that's why they gave it back.
Speaker 1: To essay. So now the rules have changed, and now
Speaker 1: these athletes are in college making millions of dollars some
Speaker 1: of them, yeah, and in IL and they're getting all
Speaker 1: these benefits and cars and whatever, and there's really like
Speaker 1: no regulation to it. And so it's like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: if it's legal now and that's the only reason why
Speaker 1: you got your hi'sman taken away, then you.
Speaker 3: Got to give it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I saw on Instagram that there was like an
Speaker 2: uprise like.
Speaker 3: Give Reggie his heisman back?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you think he started it or no,
Speaker 2: it's just.
Speaker 3: What's fair fair.
Speaker 1: It was unfair to start with that they took it
Speaker 1: from him, yeah, because because when you think about it,
Speaker 1: how much money these athletes made these schools. Like he
Speaker 1: was a Heisman Trophy winner, which means he was a
Speaker 1: very successful football player, which means he brought so much
Speaker 1: money into the program.
Speaker 3: So so it was like it's just up to begin with.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So once the nil became legal in college sports,
Speaker 1: people were really like, oh shit, Like Reggie Bush got
Speaker 1: his heisman taken away because of that, and not only
Speaker 1: did his hisman get taken away, I think they won
Speaker 1: like their trope the team's trophy got taken away. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: like they won the national championship or something, but they
Speaker 1: like took it away. I think.
Speaker 3: I mean that's rue, that's aggressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a lot and it was like damn,
Speaker 1: but they it's unfair. It was unfair.
Speaker 4: I want to thank my beautiful wife for just being
Speaker 4: my stress reliever, keeping me driven to want to make
Speaker 4: sure I get this trophy back so I can show
Speaker 4: my kids so that they could see it for the
Speaker 4: first time. Today was the first time they saw the
Speaker 4: Heisman Trophy. The first thing they said it was dang,
Speaker 4: it's big.
Speaker 1: So crazy is I think about when Wam was in
Speaker 1: college the amount of money he could have made if
Speaker 1: nil was legal. Oh yeah, you know, because it's the
Speaker 1: Jersey sales and the appearances. He couldn't even get paid
Speaker 1: to sign to do an autograph signing, yes, which was
Speaker 1: like coked up, like y'all want them to sign all
Speaker 1: these autographs and there are people who want to pay
Speaker 1: them to show up to sign autographs, but that would be.
Speaker 2: Illegal right now, that's not fair. Yeah, yeah, you should
Speaker 2: be able to get your your money. Holding people hostage,
Speaker 2: yeah is not cool. No, And it's not just limited
Speaker 2: to sports, and I'll leave that there.
Speaker 1: Moving on, right, It's like the control, how much you
Speaker 1: want to control people and what they do and how
Speaker 1: much they can benefit.
Speaker 2: It's like it's yeah, okay, so this is this intrigued me.
Speaker 2: So Chinese public toilets now can scan your urine for
Speaker 2: health problems.
Speaker 1: Oh that's neat, is it? I like that? But okay,
Speaker 1: so you you you go public? Is this like a
Speaker 1: private toilet?
Speaker 3: Is that public is?
Speaker 1: Like? No?
Speaker 3: Wait, okay, three dollars for the service.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you.
Speaker 2: Can go being a public thing and then you I
Speaker 2: guess they catch it and you go off and you
Speaker 2: get your results, all right, but like, let's say your
Speaker 2: results come back you're dying.
Speaker 1: And what then do you do?
Speaker 2: Let's say your insults come back and you are not
Speaker 2: the foe?
Speaker 1: Right, So then you go to the doctor and you
Speaker 1: get your blood work done. I mean, I guess you
Speaker 1: imagine you go and it tells you you're pregnant, or
Speaker 1: it tells pregnant, I mean all kinds of things that's
Speaker 1: kind of that would kind of freak me out. But
Speaker 1: I think I would be the type of person that
Speaker 1: would go every week.
Speaker 3: Of course, you would rab it, of course you would.
Speaker 3: I think I would. I think I would.
Speaker 1: I would go test that out every week.
Speaker 2: But like, if they're doing this, like seriously, because the
Speaker 2: Asians are Asian have always been five thousand steps ahead.
Speaker 2: So if they're providing this service and doing this, can
Speaker 2: you imagine what else they got going on over there?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Like everybody's clearly brushing their teeth with their legs, that's
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 3: That's number one.
Speaker 1: Number two they've been doing that.
Speaker 2: They've been doing that. Number two, like what kind of
Speaker 2: weapons do they have over there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What kind of all kinds of things today? The technology
Speaker 2: I will never forget.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I've told this story before.
Speaker 2: When I went to Shanghai and I went to this
Speaker 2: was I wasn't even married to Jamal yet we went
Speaker 2: to we went to Hong Kong and we were in
Speaker 2: so this had to be to Let's just say it
Speaker 2: was two thousands, ok. We were in the subway like underground,
Speaker 2: and all of them are on their phone just to
Speaker 2: chit chatting away.
Speaker 3: No no dead spots. Oh wow, No, I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: Really and we couldn't actually in the United States at
Speaker 2: that time hear you if you went by like the
Speaker 2: woods right right, if you went into like a high
Speaker 2: traffic area with a bunch of people, your service was out.
Speaker 3: We were undergrown.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: So I just was like, Wow, they're fascinating me because
Speaker 2: I was like, there are light years ahead of Yes
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Them and the Aliens totally past the United States.
Speaker 3: Okay, someone told me the story his I have.
Speaker 1: I know a guy whose son is playing basketball over
Speaker 1: in China. Yeah, and he sends home, like you know,
Speaker 1: all these like Chanel bags for like one hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: like all this type of stuff, right, And so one
Speaker 1: of them broke. One of the Chanel bag bags broke
Speaker 1: because it was fake because sure, yeah, Well they took
Speaker 1: it to the Chanelle's store to get repaired. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they said, oh well we can't fix it and we
Speaker 1: don't have this style anymore, but we can give you
Speaker 1: the money back for it, or you can get something else.
Speaker 3: They didn't know it was fake.
Speaker 1: If if they tried to figure out whether it was fake, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it passed as an as an authentic bag.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's craane.
Speaker 2: Yes, listen, listen, we better leave who's running China these days?
Speaker 3: King Jung is that is that not its career.
Speaker 2: Whoever's running China, We're gonna leave y'all alone, y'all light
Speaker 2: years Yeah, passed us.
Speaker 3: Now this, I'm down for this.
Speaker 2: Miss Elliott announced that she's going on tour with Missy Timberland, Sierra,
Speaker 2: and Buster Rhymes.
Speaker 3: I'm going to the show. That would be fun.
Speaker 1: Sierra pregnant or she had she already had the baby, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that would be fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because like, let's think about the hits that Missy.
Speaker 1: Music, just the like, just think about how you would
Speaker 1: just be non stop, just dancing getting it. I was
Speaker 1: working out yesterday and a Missy Elliott song came on
Speaker 1: and I just started dancing in the middle of my work. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when she did the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, amazing. Yes, So I'm here for that tour.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be getting tickets.
Speaker 3: I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, you said Sierra, Missy Timberland, temp Buster Rhymes. Buster
Speaker 2: I feel only has one song.
Speaker 3: That's his song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody else what I'm talking about, right, And actually
Speaker 2: it's a Chris Brown song. So you better bring Chris Brown.
Speaker 2: That would be fun.
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, So there's a place in Italy.
Speaker 2: I mean, this restaurant in Italy is giving diners a
Speaker 2: free bottle of wine if they give.
Speaker 3: Up their phone.
Speaker 2: Whither reading Okay, shouldn't you be doing that anyway?
Speaker 1: Why you gotta get at that bad in Italy?
Speaker 2: I gotta get blackmail to give up your phone?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is that bad?
Speaker 2: And because apparently people are like looking at their phones
Speaker 2: like every five seconds. And I do know people that
Speaker 2: are addicted to their phone. And you can if anybody
Speaker 2: who has a phone can feel when you're being addictive
Speaker 2: to your phone, right you know what I'm talking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, I picked up my phone
Speaker 2: like fourteen times.
Speaker 1: I keep looking at it. Yes, it's I go through
Speaker 1: It's like a sequence. I open, I look at my
Speaker 1: text message, look at my mail, and then I look
Speaker 1: at Instagram, and then I look at my bank account.
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, ship, I didn't want money.
Speaker 1: No. But it's like crazy, like a sequence. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like it's like automatic. You just go boom boom boom
Speaker 1: from like app to app to app to app. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I just did this three minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Nothing has changed, right, So am I looking for? So
Speaker 2: I think like, if you have like a two hour break,
Speaker 2: if you're like eating for two hours, I guess at
Speaker 2: a restaurant, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but it's so crazy because my kids recently
Speaker 1: were like, so, because they've been watching a television show
Speaker 1: that I shouldn't admit that I allowed that. I've allowed
Speaker 1: them to watch what is it? Snowfall?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: But no, well, how old is Carter?
Speaker 1: Fourteen? Yeah? Fourteen, he's old enough for it. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: know better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Snowfall is really good, right.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Carter, it's right, you can watch it. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're going to become a drug kingpin. It's okay.
Speaker 3: So, but they give you all the tools, they tell
Speaker 3: you what they too.
Speaker 1: He's like asking me about cooking crack and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So okay.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so they're watching it, and you know, there
Speaker 1: weren't cell phones back then, because it's like set in
Speaker 1: like the eighties, right or whatever, and so he was like,
Speaker 1: they were like, what did you all do when you
Speaker 1: didn't have cell phones?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What is y'all?
Speaker 1: He's like, what did you look at when you were
Speaker 1: on the toilet? What did you? And I said, first
Speaker 1: of all, you don't look at your phone when you're
Speaker 1: on the toilet.
Speaker 3: No, my phone's not in the bathroom ever, really never.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like in and out Like number two.
Speaker 3: I just sit there and go and just with the wall.
Speaker 2: It just comes right out like I'm not in there, like,
Speaker 2: oh I need to be entertained. But I do know
Speaker 2: a lot of people that needed to read a magazine
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to before you know, we had all
Speaker 1: the stuff on our phones. I used to have a
Speaker 1: rack of magazines in my bathroom. Okay, and that's like
Speaker 1: in touch Us weekly people, And that's what I would
Speaker 1: that's really weird. I would read.
Speaker 2: So when it does not come out unless you're reading something,
Speaker 2: unless you're entertained by something else.
Speaker 1: It's sometimes it's not instant. Oh you need a little,
Speaker 1: you know, a little distraction.
Speaker 3: Okay, like I want to sit there and think about life.
Speaker 1: No, okay, no, okay, yeah, you need a distraction, so
Speaker 1: like come out okay. Yeah. Like, and I can't have
Speaker 1: music on. If there's music on it, it needs to
Speaker 1: be off.
Speaker 2: That's a distraction. Yeah, no music, just phone. But what
Speaker 2: don't just read? I just need to read, Okay, just read.
Speaker 3: You're a man.
Speaker 1: Do you do know that? Right?
Speaker 3: I just want you to know, just in case you
Speaker 3: were you.
Speaker 1: Forgot Okay, I'm sure there's plenty of other women.
Speaker 3: I don't think matter facts. Let us know.
Speaker 2: Let us know.
Speaker 3: Send us an email.
Speaker 1: If you read, if you look on your phone, or
Speaker 1: you read magazines, or you used to read magazines right while?
Speaker 2: Why and if you need that in order to go
Speaker 2: number two? Yeah, let us know, because I feel like
Speaker 2: that's a male thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to find out from our listeners.
Speaker 1: We'll find out.
Speaker 3: But my kids were just so perplexed.
Speaker 1: They were like, what did y'all do without cell phones?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: I'm perplexed too now that I have one, right, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, we would just sit around and talk.
Speaker 2: We would talk, we would communicate. We'd be on the phone,
Speaker 2: did we do We'd be on the phone connected to
Speaker 2: the wall.
Speaker 1: Right right, Yes, we would be on the phone, yes
Speaker 1: to the wall.
Speaker 3: Yes, which was sad.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, before we get into our questions, our listener feedback,
Speaker 2: there's oh lord, I did something crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So there's five cities. Okay, So when you retire, where
Speaker 2: do you want to live?
Speaker 1: Maybe California, like subtly southern California. Okay, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: say Florida. Okay, so my parents, my uncle, and my
Speaker 1: cousin have homes in Sarasota. Yes, so my parents have
Speaker 1: been spending a lot of time in Sarasota. They really
Speaker 1: like it. But it's Florida, right, yeah, Okay, in Florida,
Speaker 1: So I would you know one of them would be Florida.
Speaker 1: But I think California, like I like the milder weather,
Speaker 1: okay Florida.
Speaker 2: Florida can get a little hot. Yeah, so here's the
Speaker 2: top five. Okay, I but have you ever thought, oh,
Speaker 2: at this age, I want to move. That thought had
Speaker 2: actually never crossed my mind.
Speaker 1: I want to move every day every day. I want
Speaker 1: to leave here even Okay, I really like we we
Speaker 1: live in one of the best areas. I do believe
Speaker 1: that we live in one of the best areas in
Speaker 1: the country. I hate the weather. I hate it.
Speaker 3: I hate them.
Speaker 1: I like the seasons, but it's like extreme. The summers
Speaker 1: are extreme. I hate the humidity, yes, and I hate cold.
Speaker 1: Our winters haven't been that bad, right, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: do hate the cold, cold, cold, cold winters. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if you go to a Florida or California. You're
Speaker 2: not getting the seasons. You're just getting one thing. And
Speaker 2: that's okay, you would love that.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So top five places to retire, there's a list, Robin, okay,
Speaker 2: and it we'll go five. We'll go five, first to one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Fort Loida, del Florida, Okay, which we could see that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it makes sense. Cost of living kind of low.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: Saint Petersburg, Florida, Okay, which I'm not even sure where
Speaker 2: that is. I don't know either, Okay, I think I'm
Speaker 2: saying it's wrong. Metairie, Meti Rae, Louisiana. Oh so there's
Speaker 2: some place in Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Various.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look it up and like check out, like
Speaker 2: what's great there? Clear Water, Florida is number two. Okay,
Speaker 2: so Florida is just like, yeah, Florida's what.
Speaker 3: They call it.
Speaker 1: What do they call people that actually, well, oh no,
Speaker 1: it's like the people that go to Florida in the
Speaker 1: wintertime and then come back.
Speaker 3: Those are north called birds something, not boomers.
Speaker 1: They're called.
Speaker 2: They called something, yes, like something birds, snow snow birds, Yeah, snowbirds, snowbirds,
Speaker 2: snowbirds snow Bird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, number one, Where do you think?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 3: Sarasota, Florida. No, Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, And I have spent a lots of years ago.
Speaker 2: I spent some time in Arizona, and I love Arizona.
Speaker 1: I've never been.
Speaker 3: It's dry, it's upscale.
Speaker 2: You know, you have your fine shops and all that.
Speaker 2: You have your spots that are just like freaking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: But you know, Arizona got some issues.
Speaker 3: What are the issues?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think they like beat black people.
Speaker 2: They don't like people of color, they like people of color,
Speaker 2: they don't like if you're gay. They don't think they're conservatives.
Speaker 2: Arizona's conservative, I think, I think. So someone to do
Speaker 2: some more research. But Scottsdale, Florida, Florida has issues too, true.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what we're gonna do, all right,
Speaker 3: I want so you don't.
Speaker 1: Want to leave here? You don't, you don't think?
Speaker 2: Well, I need to start thinking about it, because I
Speaker 2: never thought about it before. I guess I was just
Speaker 2: gonna not never retire, right, So so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I need to start thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I want to go somewhere.
Speaker 3: For me, it's more the.
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily the weather in the wintertime, it's the gloominess.
Speaker 3: But you know it's like you wait, it's just.
Speaker 1: When it's like dark and gloomy and cloudy, and because
Speaker 1: you know that really affects me. I've I've diagnosed myself
Speaker 1: with seasonal depression. Yes, so.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, just like a man. See she did herself.
Speaker 2: She didn't diagnose herself, she said, she said a doctor
Speaker 2: did not diagnose her. Oh she took a test or something. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: she did something. Have you tested yourself for seasonal depressions?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, when when I wake up I want to
Speaker 1: go back to sleep, that's the test. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: want to leave the house. Okay. So so because of that,
Speaker 1: it's the seasonal thing, like the gloominess. That's why I
Speaker 1: want to move. Yeah, and I think southern California in
Speaker 1: Florida would be okay, I actually I really think southern California.
Speaker 3: And what age is that that you are quote retired?
Speaker 3: Is that sixty five?
Speaker 1: I mean that varies for everybody. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: go sooner than later. Okay, so next year let me
Speaker 1: get my kids off to college. Yeah, okay, yeah, once
Speaker 1: the kids are off the college, then everything it's a
Speaker 1: whole new Robin. Yeah, everything's on the table.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So Robin, we got some people people
Speaker 2: didn't writ nus.
Speaker 1: Yes, listen to somebody. We get so many listener emails, yes,
Speaker 1: we do. And I know we've said this before, like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that we don't get to them all. We're
Speaker 1: actually considering adding a segment, another little mini episode throughout
Speaker 1: the week so that we can just reach all emails.
Speaker 1: But for right now, we're reading your emails on the
Speaker 1: on the regular episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, okay, because we have plenty yes, all right, Hi,
Speaker 2: Jase Ellen, Robin on And this is from Asher Hi
Speaker 2: ascher an episode one three, y'all discussed about reasonably shady
Speaker 2: listeners overseas, and I would just like to tell you
Speaker 2: that there's a listener of reasonably shady in Asia, Asia.
Speaker 3: I mean we need to ask as have they checked
Speaker 3: his p.
Speaker 1: Right, Asher, You've got to be more specific and tell
Speaker 1: us Asia is an Asia continent, yes, yes, a continent
Speaker 1: with multiple countries. Yes.
Speaker 2: So then Asher says, keep recording the and keep it
Speaker 2: real signed a oh a Singaporean listener of Reasonably Singapore
Speaker 2: Singapore Okay, Singapore, shout out to Singapore. Whoo whoo woo woo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like that. That is so awesome every time
Speaker 1: we hear from people who listen to the podcast, especially
Speaker 1: from out of the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like we know that we obviously have listeners.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of listeners from Potomac, but I
Speaker 2: don't think Potomac's and Singapore possibly not possibly not Okay,
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like you randomly like just came across, yeah,
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 1: But we've had I've had people, you know, tell us
Speaker 1: I've never watched Potomac a day in my life and
Speaker 1: I stumbled across Reasonably Shady and I liked it. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you guys, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: That's super cool.
Speaker 1: I love that. Okay. So this is because we know
Speaker 1: them people, y'all. We talked about everyday things that you
Speaker 1: can relate to.
Speaker 3: Yes, we do.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is from oh this I really want
Speaker 2: to read this E L L y Ellie?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thought was, oh, because why is I E or? Okay?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Ellie?
Speaker 1: What up?
Speaker 3: Ellie?
Speaker 2: And this worked for me, all right, and this is
Speaker 2: in all caps. Please read my fan mail. Okay, good
Speaker 2: morning Robin and Gizelle. Mind you Ellie, you spell my
Speaker 2: name wrong? Is g I z E l l E?
Speaker 2: You spell Robin's right?
Speaker 3: With a Why? Why can't you spell my right?
Speaker 1: But because they usually get Robin wrong?
Speaker 3: Well, no, they've been getting you right. Some people are
Speaker 3: like to spell the I.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm been.
Speaker 2: A super fan of the Green Eye baddies. We're not bandits,
Speaker 2: We're baddie.
Speaker 1: I like that too.
Speaker 2: Since I first laid eyes on both of you this
Speaker 2: in season one of our hop it really bothers me
Speaker 2: that too, that you two are very misunderstood on the show.
Speaker 2: And it also sends me that Robin won't be on
Speaker 2: the show either. She has this resilience, such class and
Speaker 2: an urban thing to her as in she gets hood.
Speaker 3: She she got some hood in her.
Speaker 1: Y'all, Yes I did, y'all.
Speaker 3: Yes, you will be missed.
Speaker 2: Best believe though, I will say loyal to y'all and
Speaker 2: continue to sport anything y'all do and listen to Reasonable
Speaker 2: Shady forever. You two are so funny, charming and relatable.
Speaker 2: Bravo has me up this.
Speaker 1: This is hilarious.
Speaker 2: Okay, this show will be reasonably whack without robbing the
Speaker 2: green Eyed Baddy. Just wanted to write you, ladies, because,
Speaker 2: like I said, I have been around.
Speaker 3: I have been r O D. I have been a
Speaker 3: r O.
Speaker 2: D since day one, A so we have I don't
Speaker 2: know what that means r O D reasonably Is this
Speaker 2: a typo?
Speaker 3: No, it's our period O period D period.
Speaker 1: Right or die?
Speaker 2: She said, I've been a r O D.
Speaker 1: Are we abbreviating right or die right now?
Speaker 2: Yeaes obi it r O D write a die okay,
Speaker 2: since she's been a r O D ride a die
Speaker 2: day one. And I also wanted to send my deepest
Speaker 2: condolences to yourself for the asking on her beloved father home.
Speaker 3: By the looks of what I saw on the show,
Speaker 3: Oh he was a great man and a great father.
Speaker 1: Yes he was.
Speaker 2: And also congrats for Gracie. This is a long one,
Speaker 2: y'all for Gracie getting exceptions into college. I hope I
Speaker 2: get to hear this email on the next episode of
Speaker 2: reasonsab Me Shady.
Speaker 3: Please don't ever.
Speaker 2: Stop making content because y'all are so fun, interesting, relatable,
Speaker 2: and talk about relevant issues.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, I really want this. I really want to.
Speaker 2: End right here, but I'm gonna keep going because Ellie
Speaker 2: is like I feel like Ellie is punking me right
Speaker 2: now because mind you, this whole thing is almost.
Speaker 3: In all caps, so she's streaming at me. Okay, she's excited, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she says, it's oh, very exciting.
Speaker 2: And yes, in this new generation, little boys are in
Speaker 2: their sassy era. I don't even know what that means,
Speaker 2: and will never ask you for oh okay, they will
Speaker 2: never ask you for your number, but they will ask
Speaker 2: you for your Instagram. This is so wild, so wow,
Speaker 2: try to holler. But if you dubbed them, ignore them.
Speaker 2: They'll throw a fit, be sassy about it and even
Speaker 2: call you ugly because they can't handle rejection.
Speaker 3: Or they'll do number two. The dude. Oh, she said
Speaker 3: number two.
Speaker 2: The dude was definitely not wrong, because he still reached
Speaker 2: out and opened the door for Shorty to get in. Shorty,
Speaker 2: who is Ellie? She's definitely going doing much.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: The side chick, she's going down everything that we talked about. Okay,
Speaker 2: the side chick one day, one day to live scenario
Speaker 2: y'all's book. Oh okay, okay, all right, this is this
Speaker 2: is the last paragram.
Speaker 3: This good, this lady's funny, all right, that's all.
Speaker 2: Ladies can't wait to keep hearing and keeping up with y'all,
Speaker 2: especially you, Robin living My Life reasonable or shady, love
Speaker 2: y'all both.
Speaker 3: And then she has hashtag a bunch of people.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say their names, okay, blee blea, yes, okay, plead,
Speaker 2: then hashtag green Eyed Barbies, Barbies, love y'all, green Eyed Batties,
Speaker 2: green eye bandits.
Speaker 3: Okay, Ellie from New York. Of course you're from New York, Ellie.
Speaker 1: Right, Ellie was going on, Okay, Ellie, I want to
Speaker 1: know how old you are to Ellie.
Speaker 3: True, but she's curious.
Speaker 2: But she's I think I think it's she's correct, and
Speaker 2: that guys feel more comfortable saying hey, what's your Instagram handle?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, yeah, because they don't want the rejection, and
Speaker 1: then when they get the rejection, they want to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, get get mad and call you ugly.
Speaker 1: That that definitely happens. That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, getting mad and calling you ugly is kind
Speaker 2: of like intense because then they're gonna be like, well,
Speaker 2: I ain't want I wasn't trying to holland I was
Speaker 2: just wanting to be a friend.
Speaker 1: You ugly anyway, that's what that's what it is. But
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like, Okay, if you like, if someone
Speaker 1: said can I get your what's your Instagram? And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend, then that's when they're like, I
Speaker 1: don't want you. Yeah, ugly, you got ugly feet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Okay, Yeah, listen, we have an eighteen
Speaker 1: year old listener. This is so crazy. We are listen.
Speaker 3: We have our demographics all.
Speaker 2: Over the place, all over because my mama listens and
Speaker 2: she's in her seventies. Yes, so we got from eighteen
Speaker 2: in the seventies.
Speaker 1: We do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And if y'all say, or can't really count my mother
Speaker 2: because it's my mother, it's not true. She is counted.
Speaker 1: Yes, she is definitely counted. Sky Allen says Hi Jazellen Robin,
Speaker 1: I'm Sky, I'm eighteen and I was listening to your
Speaker 1: latest podcast and the story about asking for your Instagram.
Speaker 1: If a guy asked for your Instagram, nine out of
Speaker 1: ten he's trying to get with you. And most people
Speaker 1: prefer to give away the Instagram rather than their number.
Speaker 1: On another note, I love you guys in the podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is a thing so close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I actually like it because it's a buffer. Right, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's like my my, my, what do you call it?
Speaker 3: My assistant?
Speaker 1: My assistant is Instagram. So I think we have another
Speaker 1: I don't know. I did read an email that we
Speaker 1: got and they were like, it's it's the Instagram thing
Speaker 1: is cool because if they reach out to you on
Speaker 1: Instagram and you don't like them, you can block them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you give them your number and you don't
Speaker 1: like them and you block them, they can still call
Speaker 1: you from other numbers.
Speaker 3: Right, didn't think about that. Yes, yeah, that's important.
Speaker 1: But they can also Well so now, I guess supposedly
Speaker 1: when you block someone, it blocks any Instagram account that
Speaker 1: they've created. I don't know. Somehow Instagram knows, like how
Speaker 1: many Instagram accounts you have? Oh?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's connected to you? So like do you know
Speaker 1: how people have?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No way, Yeah, so Instagram has figured out fenced us.
Speaker 1: So it said, so when you block someone, it says
Speaker 1: you'll block that account and any other account associated with
Speaker 1: that account.
Speaker 2: I love that you didn't know that. No, I did
Speaker 2: not know that. Yeah, yeah, I don't have a fence
Speaker 2: to well mean neither.
Speaker 1: But but when you block some you don't block people.
Speaker 2: I normally restrict. Oh yeah, okay I block what was
Speaker 2: it called? Yeah, I normally restrict.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well, when you block someone, it'll say this
Speaker 1: account and any other account associated with this account will
Speaker 1: be blocked.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like, well, he's it's funny. Andy Cohen told me
Speaker 2: to restrict. He said, don't block people, justll just restrict them.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why, because they can get mad when
Speaker 2: you block them. No, well, he was saying, they can
Speaker 2: still see how amazing you are, and they don't even
Speaker 2: know they're restricted.
Speaker 1: They don't even know that no one.
Speaker 2: Sees their nasty ass comments. And you can then decide
Speaker 2: whether or not you want to approve it or delete it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's on me whether I want to prove it
Speaker 3: or delete it.
Speaker 1: Oh. So you still see it though, but it's it's stated,
Speaker 1: it's faded. It's not hidden.
Speaker 2: This what's hidden to the word to everybody else, But
Speaker 2: it's faded to me, and I'll see and it'll say
Speaker 2: underneath the restricted account. So if I have time, I'll
Speaker 2: hit it and if I like what it says, i'll
Speaker 2: approve it.
Speaker 1: Or not got it? Yeah, okay, No, people get mad
Speaker 1: when you block them. They do absolutely so crazy to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you clearly said something, yeah that caused you
Speaker 1: to be blocked.
Speaker 3: Yes, and now now you're mad. Now you're mad. So
Speaker 3: so yeah, that I think is yeah, that might have
Speaker 3: been white.
Speaker 2: And he was like, no does I don't block anybody? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, okay, so have I got one? This is
Speaker 2: from Ron Brownie, Hi, Robin, and Jaell A couple of
Speaker 2: episodes ago, I wrote to you to educate you.
Speaker 3: I think it's just brown.
Speaker 1: It's he has on the end.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's brown, Ron Brown, Okay, not Brownie. And the
Speaker 2: subject matter says, I have to decline Giselle's offer for
Speaker 2: a date. Now that's the subject matter. And I'm going
Speaker 2: to read y'all the email because that's actually bold. All right,
Speaker 2: So Ron Brown says to me a couple of episodes ago,
Speaker 2: I wrote to you to educate you, since neither of
Speaker 2: you man's is would or could on how to get
Speaker 2: your windshield chips fixed for free by your insurance company
Speaker 2: and the process used. Giselle asked if I could shade, Yeah,
Speaker 2: total shade this whole, this whole thing I'm reading right now.
Speaker 3: It's shade shade Ron.
Speaker 2: Okay, Then, he says. Giselle asked if I could let
Speaker 2: her know if I was single or married. He says,
Speaker 2: I am happily married fifteen years to what many consider
Speaker 2: a quite gorgeous woman. So for legal reasons, I must
Speaker 2: decline the offer of a date. Legal reasons, legal, legal,
Speaker 2: because you want to talk about for committed reasons, for
Speaker 2: committed reasons for he said, but be advised that if
Speaker 2: I were single as fine as you are, i'd work
Speaker 2: you like a rib at a black cookout in the
Speaker 2: South in July.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: What am I reading, y'all?
Speaker 1: Just see her face as she reads it. What is
Speaker 1: that not?
Speaker 2: It would work me like a rib at a black cookout?
Speaker 2: Jib Ron, You didn't you do the most?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Right now we need you to send pictures.
Speaker 1: Yes, Ron, so you're and your beautiful gorgeous wife that
Speaker 1: everyone says it's gorgeous that eating ribs. Yes, it is
Speaker 1: illegal for you to talk to me because you got
Speaker 1: this illegal.
Speaker 3: Okay, Two things Okay? Then he says two things or three.
Speaker 2: Whoever on your staff that is responsible for timely uploads
Speaker 2: to your YouTube channel may need to be fired. Ron,
Speaker 2: I want you to know that's Robinson. No, that's Carly now.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Carly's yes, okay, Carl, who's not here right now?
Speaker 2: Carly said Carl about to be going.
Speaker 1: Carly said I got the YouTube.
Speaker 3: She got the YouTube, but she's not here today.
Speaker 1: Shock.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he said, you are missing the April episode
Speaker 2: where I provided the windshield guidance.
Speaker 3: Oh he wanted to see us, he about him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Ron wants he went to see it.
Speaker 2: Ron, Yeah, I thought he was too busy fascinating about
Speaker 2: licking me like a rib at the black cookout, or.
Speaker 1: Or holding hands with his beautiful, gorgeous wife.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Then he says, if it's Robin who
Speaker 2: is responsible, then never mind what I said, as she's
Speaker 2: already been fired once this year from a job.
Speaker 3: You are shady, right, you are shady. You know what Okay?
Speaker 2: He said? Number number two, Yes, young girls, giving out
Speaker 2: I G handles is the current thing. In the late nineties,
Speaker 2: it was giving out email addresses.
Speaker 3: That's true, is it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I have done that.
Speaker 2: Okay, in the two thousands, it was giving out your
Speaker 2: Facebook name, and back in the back in your day,
Speaker 2: it was giving out just the seven digits to your
Speaker 2: home phone number.
Speaker 1: With the curly cord your landline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the yellow phone in the kitchen wall. My
Speaker 2: phone was not yellow, it was like off white.
Speaker 3: Okay, number three.
Speaker 1: Your parents would answer and they'd have to go through
Speaker 1: your parents to get to you, to.
Speaker 3: Get to it, and which I kind of like me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got stories about that. My father had everybody shook.
Speaker 3: Oh you think my dad did.
Speaker 1: He had them shook, but he also got them together
Speaker 1: so that moving forward. They had manners. They knew how
Speaker 1: to speak to adults. They knew how to greet people, right.
Speaker 1: But if someone called and said, is Robing there, he'd
Speaker 1: be like, excuse me, yeah, you need to say hello,
Speaker 1: doctor Bragg.
Speaker 3: Yes, may I.
Speaker 1: Speak to Robin. Yeah?
Speaker 3: My dad'd be like, hello, who are you right be
Speaker 3: calling my house? That's where it's jaselle.
Speaker 1: But now the kids they don't even get those lessons. No, no,
Speaker 1: they just all they don't know how to speak to adults. Okay.
Speaker 2: Finally, Ron says, and lastly it's number three. And lastly,
Speaker 2: I still enjoy your podcast, Ron, geez great to listen
Speaker 2: to to pass time in traffic or while jogging. And
Speaker 2: it's not three hours long like so many podcasts. Okay,
Speaker 2: he appreciates the time, Yes, but I would ask that
Speaker 2: Jazelle stop saying okay the way she says it till
Speaker 2: next time your pal.
Speaker 3: He wants to call himself a pal. You are joking from.
Speaker 2: The fact that Robin got fired. You're telling me what
Speaker 2: you say and not to say. You're telling me that
Speaker 2: your wife is all that and you would be illegal
Speaker 2: to talk to me. But you want to lick me
Speaker 2: like a black like a read about a black cookout. Ron.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, if you don't send us
Speaker 3: a picture, stop listening. You know what, Ron is my
Speaker 3: type of guy.
Speaker 1: I could Ron. I could see myself hanging out with
Speaker 1: Ron and kicking in and laughing and joking and he's
Speaker 1: gonna get on me and talk about me, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk right back about him. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So so we have to not have what podcast is
Speaker 3: three hours long?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of them that are really long. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have a kind of attention span. You listened
Speaker 1: to Amanda Seals for three hours.
Speaker 2: I did, I did, but she was talking some good
Speaker 2: shit and Kat Williams Albue was r he was talking
Speaker 2: good shit.
Speaker 1: I definitely don't have a tennis man for that.
Speaker 2: No, okay, So I want you all to know that
Speaker 2: Robin has a car detailer here detailing Robin and Want's car.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I pull up.
Speaker 2: I am blinded by how shiny these cars are. Like,
Speaker 2: whoever this man is, he knows what the hell he's doing.
Speaker 1: They do a good job.
Speaker 2: Yes, I could eat. I could get this a mirror.
Speaker 2: The cars look like a marror. I can get dressed
Speaker 2: in front of these cars. I eat on them.
Speaker 3: They are immaculates. Okay, So whoever he is, you need
Speaker 3: to give him a shot out.
Speaker 1: So shout out on the Spot Detailing if you live
Speaker 1: in Maryland. They're based in Howard, Yeah, Howard County. So
Speaker 1: on the Spot Detailing, and they have a they have
Speaker 1: a physical location, but they also are have mobile service,
Speaker 1: so they come to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, yep, okay, this is the last one.
Speaker 1: This is just for you, Robin.
Speaker 2: Hi, Robin, this is from Lord Dina. I listened to
Speaker 2: the show weekly and love love you and Jaselle so much.
Speaker 2: On r HLP you two can do no wrong. In
Speaker 2: my eyes, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: What was the food sensitivity test you did?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You mentioned it on REASONA mi shady, and I'd like
Speaker 2: to read about it as we have been considering a
Speaker 2: similar test.
Speaker 3: Thank you, and have a great Sunday.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so it was so my nutritionists recommended it.
Speaker 1: But let's see, I believe it was. The company is
Speaker 1: called Infinite Allergy last okay, so yes, so I did
Speaker 1: a fast test, so it's by Infinite Allergy Labs. The
Speaker 1: test was the food Allergy and Sensitivity Test. So if
Speaker 1: you go to their website, find the test and you
Speaker 1: can figure out, you know, how to get it done.
Speaker 1: I think I took I think I took it into
Speaker 1: like a lab and have my blood drawn and then
Speaker 1: they sent it in and then they send the results. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, so check that out. And by the way,
Speaker 1: a lot of people ask me for my nutritionists information.
Speaker 1: Her name is Kristin Blake. She lives in Florida, so
Speaker 1: I work virtually with her. Oh yeah, so you can
Speaker 1: work with her anywhere. I think she's starting a program
Speaker 1: pretty soon, like for like a group kind of consulting
Speaker 1: type of situation anyway, So go to her Instagram. It's
Speaker 1: Kristin k R I S T E N blake b
Speaker 1: l A k E Wellness and then you'll see like
Speaker 1: information on all the services that she provides. And I
Speaker 1: went to college with her, so you know, Oh so
Speaker 1: she's a friend. Yeah yeah, okay, well yeah kind of.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, loose loosely friend. She was Wan's
Speaker 1: I think I said this before, Wan's teammates college basketball
Speaker 1: teammates girlfriend who then they played in the NBA together
Speaker 1: as well, and so she was his wife. So like
Speaker 1: I've known her for a long time, so I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that to say, like.
Speaker 3: I know her.
Speaker 1: She's good people, Yeah, good person to work with.
Speaker 3: Okay. So before we get out of here, somebody we
Speaker 3: asked we go ahead.
Speaker 1: I got a shout out.
Speaker 3: Oh please, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Before you get the shout out, I just want to say, guys,
Speaker 2: we love all of you all, and if you write
Speaker 2: us something and we don't read it, it's not because
Speaker 2: we don't love you. It's just because y'all have not
Speaker 2: threatened us to read it. We we don't respond to threats.
Speaker 3: Okay, So there you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I had to give a little backstory. I
Speaker 1: had a customer, Ashley shout out to Ashley Matthews. Ashley
Speaker 1: ordered a T shirt. She got the wrong size. The
Speaker 1: wrong size was in the bag. It wasn't my fault.
Speaker 1: It was the person who put the shirts in the baggies.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who it was, but it wasn't me. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she received the wrong shirt, and when she let us
Speaker 1: know she received the wrong shirt size and she wanted
Speaker 1: the correct size, we were sold out of her size.
Speaker 1: So she's very upset, very upset.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the refund, but at the same time, I
Speaker 1: would have greatly appreciated the right size shirt. Maybe when
Speaker 1: you restock, can I get put on a list or something.
Speaker 1: I love you guys and was kind of upset, and
Speaker 1: I listened to your podcast every single Monday. Can I
Speaker 1: get a shout out? Maybe that would make me very happy.
Speaker 1: My name is Ashley Matthews, m A T e W
Speaker 1: S m A T T h e WS Matthews. So,
Speaker 1: Ashley Matthews, here's your shout out. So sorry, you got
Speaker 1: the wrong side shirt and we don't have the right
Speaker 1: size to place it or we're going to fix the
Speaker 1: problem and you're going to get a shirt eventually. But
Speaker 1: in the meantime, I hope you feel better.
Speaker 2: Right and we love you Ashley, Yes, yes, and you
Speaker 2: have threatened us, so therefore we gave you a shout out.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it should be a round.
Speaker 1: Now, don't go on Instagram talking about us.
Speaker 3: Okay do you think she did.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know how people say, yeah, well
Speaker 1: I ordered the shirt the throne side they head size.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So so so Ashley asked that we give her shout out.
Speaker 2: So we're asking you, Ashley, to give us a good review. Yes,
Speaker 2: get it's a give and take relationship. So Ashley, it's
Speaker 2: on you to give us a good review. Where could
Speaker 2: she give us a recod review? Okay, somewhere just I
Speaker 2: don't have it. Tell everybody what amazing. I don't think
Speaker 2: I set up reviews on the website.
Speaker 3: Okay, So then you just go like.
Speaker 1: On a Instagram on a reasona shady post and be
Speaker 1: like he'd be like, hey, they are it's the customer service.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, she could do something on Apple.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what she needs to do.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, rate and review the podcast.
Speaker 2: Rate yes, rate and review the podcast and say that
Speaker 2: we are amazing, yes the end, Yes we are.
Speaker 1: And if you happen to want to purchase merch the
Speaker 1: customer service is top tier.
Speaker 2: Top tier, so get your merch on. So Ashley, you
Speaker 2: got to do all of that, get your merch on.
Speaker 2: Customer service top ten. Customer service department is Robin okay,
Speaker 2: so handing your business.
Speaker 1: In the meantime we will restock. I know we out
Speaker 1: decided again.
Speaker 2: All right, we out of here, guys, because we you know,
Speaker 2: the reason why we out of here is because Ron
Speaker 2: Brown told us we cannot make this long, so we
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are out of here because of Ron. We
Speaker 3: want to make Ron happy.
Speaker 1: Otherwise he's going to write some more shade.
Speaker 2: So don't ever forget to live your life either reasonable
Speaker 2: or shakey or boa finely. Reasonably Shady is a production
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