WEBVTT - Podcasters Are Essential Workers. Change Our Minds 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:19.240 Welcome to this episode of emergency in our calm. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:20.160 We have a lot to. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:25.160 Talk about that, like we just have to clear clear 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:30.000 just like really get into it. I'm sure you've seen 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:38.160 all the ship being spread. They're fucking rumors, the live real. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:44.240 Everything is not real. I don't even know why people 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.960 would say I have a small penis, but it's I know. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.480 And the thing is, I think a lot of people. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.440 Like to like so like you can see you can 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.080 see right now that I don't. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.760 Because okay, like I would, I'll give credits or like 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.640 not credit, but I'll give leeway because I think a 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.720 lot of rumors start as a joke. So it's like 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.480 someone says a joke and then somebody who is a 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:08.720 fucking hating ass cunt, bitch, no life loser who has 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:13.360 a premeditated negative bias towards my friend is like, oh, 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:14.840 so he does have a small wiener. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.360 You don't know me. That's the thing is, you don't 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.280 know me, you never will know me, So why are 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.160 you talking about me? 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.560 Exactly? Yeah, So we're just here to. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.600 Clear that rumor, and that's the episode. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:29.920 Thank you are so much. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.280 That's honestly all we have the energy to talk about 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.440 because it's just been like draining both of us. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:41.920 Yeah, I'm sorry to you. He should be for being 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:43.280 just an idiot. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.600 Oh that's not what I was expecting, because I just 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.120 put my fucking life on the line to fucking defend you. 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:53.320 I just put my life on the line, put my 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:57.120 well being, and I just put my livelihood on the line. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:00.000 This hat makes my head look so fucking big. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.160 I got bad news. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.440 Don't even say the head. I don't. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.920 I have a ginormous You do not have a ginormous head. 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:09.880 Your head is proportionate to your body. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:11.959 No, no, no, I have a smaller head. 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.160 People would make fun of you head beetle juice, like 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.080 you know in beetlejuice, the small head. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.720 That's what you would get called if you had a 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:19.320 smaller head. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:23.000 No. I wish my head was like a quarter of 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.400 an inch, just smaller in circumference because I would be 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:27.080 more comfortable. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.480 That's what I literally how I feel like someone. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:30.120 Needs to invent that. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:34.440 Actually, it's like heads surgery. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.959 Has said it before, like a brain shrinking surgery, head 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.240 shrinking surgery. We need this, We need this for the 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:40.720 big head. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.200 That was real. That's something that I got shut. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:45.280 It was not real? Was it real? For real? 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.440 It was real because I was too smart. 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.280 Well, you gotta go get another one. How much you're 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:50.959 still able to. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.440 I also want to address some rumors, oh my god, 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.360 about me having a huge cock. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:01.680 So yeah, Kai sac oh you were probably wondering, who's interrupting? 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:05.680 It's yeah, yeah, he's suck. You were gone for like 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:07.760 two episodes. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.200 Uh no, we did a zoom and then oh no, 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:11.919 I guess too. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.480 Because in the forest his work. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:18.880 You weren't in the forest, y'all. Yeah, keep that in mind. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:19.880 He does not care. 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:23.200 Yeah I was. I was in Mexico partying with a 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:24.519 looking very cool. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.559 And normal dude. I'm sorry, Kai, but that video. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.119 When that came up on the TikTok for you page, Kai, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.640 we watched it on the big TV. 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:37.000 I'm sure I know. I saw it and I was like, fuck, 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.400 like I'm done, I'm. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:39.000 Gonna get bodied. 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:46.920 I like this is strike one. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.040 I got this. I you know it's crazy too. That 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.120 was right before a huge disc of ball almost landed 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.040 on Dua Lipa. Actually I'm not joking. There was an 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.040 earthquake like maybe a minute. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:00.320 I saw that on your story. It was like a 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:02.520 nine point were there? 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.800 Yeah, I was like making her laugh and ship and 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.680 then such. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:11.440 A ship, such a ship a lot. The earthquake didn't 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:15.560 even happen. That happened on the ninth an earthquake. I 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:15.960 don't know. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:17.679 That's an ass quake. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:19.520 Okay. 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.600 I was making do Aleipa laugh so much that her 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.800 asked me like clapping and shaking the earth, and then 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.040 the disco ball almost fell. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.640 Okay, yes, why why why does it have to go there? 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:34.720 Because I'm a straight man and I'm like boobs. 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:35.440 And also that is what happened. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.240 I like ass and boobs. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.840 As I'm just saying, why you moving your head? You're like, 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:45.200 because I'm straight? Like, yeah, what? There was something we 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:45.480 were going. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.239 To talk about on the podcast, and I started talking 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.520 about it and then I was like I should shut up, 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:50.640 and I don't remember. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.120 Well, I have everything written down. 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.120 Ever, Oh, the thing I was gonna say is because 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.440 I talked about hydro flasks and like, how I don't 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:02.479 watch mine? Last episode I talked about how sick and 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.360 now I have bronchitis. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.360 That's worse than not watching your bed sheets, not watching 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:08.159 your hydro flasks. 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:11.120 Okay, no, because now what you're doing is you're bringing 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.960 something in that you feel personally like ashamed of exactly 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.520 to battle me and like, exactly, no, it is not 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.800 because my hydroflass. It's just like my clean out because 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:23.560 very often, actually I have been. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:24.880 Washing the top of moss. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:29.400 But girl, you run around outside and then get home 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.400 and get in your dirty little sheets like that. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.599 I'm going to record it because I don't care. I 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.800 like the way I smell when I come inside from 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.320 the outside. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:42.240 Anyway. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.440 Yeah, I was thinking because I've just been using my 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.719 hydrofloss the last week, and I was like, oh, this 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.360 is probably why I got bronchitis. Is because I've just 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:55.880 been collecting my blue germs on my top and then 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.240 sipping on it like a big fucking baby bottle and 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.760 put it in. And usually I'm good about it. Usually 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.160 I don't use a hydroflask while I'm sick because of that. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:05.000 But I didn't think about it. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:09.520 Ironically enough, I haven't been sick in like two months, 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.000 and it's because I haven't used your hydro flask. I 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.359 just haven't been sipping from it, and for some reason, 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.479 I haven't gotten sick. But when I. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:18.880 Started, So when you're saying is you have a friend 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.160 who fucking cares about you and build your immunity. See 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:25.360 other friends, they're building, they're building businesses. Are you building 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:31.240 their immunity? Think about that, we're building businesses and immunity. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:35.039 Yeah, that's like when Drew gave me gonorrhea. I think 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.440 I think about it in that way where I'm like, 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:38.599 I'm stronger now. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:43.320 You cannot be saying that ship like I'm not you 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:49.760 you can so you're just you're literally like you're outing 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:54.240 his history like his sexually transmitted it's. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.960 Also my history. It's also my history. 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:03.240 His story, his story, his story, my story. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.080 But yeah, I thought about it. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:09.360 Well, I've been thinking about that. Actually, I've been thinking 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.040 about that. Actually a lot. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:18.560 Of people the more places come out with ticket sandwiches, 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.560 I've been thinking about that. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:21.760 Well. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:26.760 I've been thinking about wave pools, like at Hurricane Harbor a. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.000 Lot, Oh, like at water parks. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.080 How does those exist? Those are like the most dia. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:35.640 But I missed you guys. I sort of got. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.320 You've been hanging out with normal pills people for so 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:44.800 long that this is like jarring. No, but think about 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:49.000 a waveful, right thinking, Those are the most dangerous things 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.880 in the world, Like, how are they? Like everybody that 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.520 I had know that's been in a wave pool has 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.280 had a near death experience, anyone, Like I remember when 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.520 I was like seven years old. I also I've been 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.760 doing this thing where I speak with or I use 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.679 my hands with conviction, like I moved them with conviction, 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:12.560 and it's an alpha thing. So like, are you sure 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:16.160 it's not like, like uh, like a bit of a 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:17.040 flamboyant thing. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.040 It's like it's a bit are you transitioning from like 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.480 moving hands like this to. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:28.680 Like this sleeps when I open. I'm telling me, I 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:33.880 want you to live, so do that. But yeah, I 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.640 when I was like seven years old, I like was 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.280 in a fucking wavepool, and you know how there's like 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:42.800 that floating booie line like right before all the mechanics. Well, 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.600 like I me and my friends thought it was like 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.839 really funny to like go on the other side of 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.839 it and I swim up and then swim down and 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.400 like just do it as many times before getting like caught. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.719 And one time I went under and went over to 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.960 it and then I went back under and I could 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.079 not get back up for some reason. I literally think 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.320 it was like either like the waves or something where 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.440 like pressing down on me too much and I literally 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:05.120 could not get up and I had to be saved 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:08.959 by a fucking lifeguard because that is I will underwater. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.560 And it was like it was like sucking me in 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.640 and then pushing me back, but I couldn't swim up 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.120 because it was already sucking me in again. It was 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.199 It's terrifying. It's really fucking dangerous, and like those are 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:21.040 one of They're fun as fuck, but like those are 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:22.439 one of those things that will look back on it 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.960 and be like, why the fuck did we do that? 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:26.880 Like did you go to water parks a lot? 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:27.320 Uh? 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.480 Yeah, you watched class Action Park right? 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.360 Oh? Yeah, dude? Their thing about the wait, the Johnny 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:33.280 Knoxville one. 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:34.719 No, the like documentary. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.600 Oh, I've probably seen clips of it on YouTube. 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.160 Oh you need to watch that because like one of 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:41.520 the things they talk about, do you mind if I 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:42.240 like talk about it? 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:42.599 I don't know. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:44.959 One of the things they talk about is their wavepool 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:49.800 and how literally like they would put like new lifeguards 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:52.160 on there, or lifeguards who did something bad there as 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.600 punishment because you were going to have to jump in 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:58.440 every few minutes and you were one hundred percent going 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:58.760 to have. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.960 To basically like retrieve somebody who had drowned or like, and. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.400 They would have to stop the wavefool every fifteen minutes 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.120 to see if a body was under because it was 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.280 like so gnarly, and it was. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:15.400 Like, yeah, well, literally one kid died in my water 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.240 park in the way growing up. It wasn't the wavepool. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.959 I think it was like at the bottom of the slide, 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.720 but there were just so many people that he literally 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:23.800 couldn't get to the surface. 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.160 Oh hell no, yeah, dude, wa water parks are gnarly, 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.679 Like I see more people Like there was like that 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.600 one dude who like it was like that waterside where 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:35.680 you right rode the raft up and down the hills 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.640 and like he like got too much momentum and didn't stop, 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.200 like the wheels didn't stop him before getting to the top, 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:44.480 and like he just ramped up and was literally decapitated, 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.880 and his like little brother was in the raft with him, 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.160 and like just they got to the fucking bottom of 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:54.720 the slide. Yes, I think it wasn't near me. I 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.240 think it was near Christian actually. Yeah. But then those 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:02.200 like really tall slide, like people always died on those too. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.760 Like it's insane water. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:08.959 Also not to mention like so fucking gross, Like literally you. 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.320 Can smell the chlorine. 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.079 It's because there's too much piss. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.960 Yeah, it's because you're trying to cover the fucking piss. Like, 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.640 if you can smell chlorine, that's a bad sign. Don't 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.920 get in that pool. It's a shame. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:24.439 I like never really went into wave pools because basically 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.200 there was like this one water park that was like 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.480 I don't even know where it is. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.199 It's called water Rapids. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.240 And if you're like on the East coast, like the 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:35.720 south side, you have probably been to water West. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:38.480 Coast person personally, you're not from. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:44.240 The West coast. Where's water Rapids anyways? If you where 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:44.439 is it? 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:45.760 Where is it? Wait? 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:50.120 Is water rapids not a thing anymore? I don't think 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:53.240 water Rapids is a thing anymore. There's no way. Oh 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.640 it's in West Palm Beach, Okay, in my in my 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.319 Rapids water park. In my head, this was the furthest ever. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.280 So actually I take back what I said, because this 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.400 was still like an hour away from my house, but 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.000 like that was way too far from my family to 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:07.800 go for a water park. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.200 But I only got to go like two or three times. 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.559 And I remember just as a kid being so overwhelmed 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:17.640 and like I and I was never really scared of 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.840 water because I was like a beach baby growing up, 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.440 so I was like always like at the at the 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.520 beach and stuff like playing in waves. And I was 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:26.880 never really scared of drowning because I was a psychopath. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.360 And as a kid, that's how I wanted to die. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:32.920 I really wanted to drown. But I remember just like 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:37.320 going to the like at my young age, like my intuition. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.280 Was just like still so good. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.560 But I remember going to the like wavepool and being 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:45.320 like this is the most like inhumane thing ever, Like 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.800 this should not this is this is danger being mimixed 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.760 because waves are so dangerous. Like if you go to 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:54.840 the beach a lot, you know that, like there's nothing 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.800 more terrifying than being tumbled around in something that is 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:03.320 like like the force of nature, like there's nothing assisting you. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.240 So why the fuck were humans like, oh my god, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.920 I almost drowned. We're gonna do this, but so much human. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:13.280 That have you seen the clip of the dudes like 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:17.000 in that like giant wavepool with like ten thousand people 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.320 and they're like selfie videoing themselves because it's like one 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.840 of the most gnarly wavepools in the world, and like 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.520 there's just a wave of people and then like people 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:30.120 riding the waves on like orca whatever. They're called floaties 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.600 and they just dive right into them and it just 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.920 like fucking it's the funniest clip ever of a wavepool. 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:44.240 But I did have an arrow and when I was 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.400 like seven or eight that I was obsessed. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.840 Like I was like, I would look up videos of 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:49.520 wave pools. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.679 All the gay kids when they were younger would be 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:53.760 in the Lazy River. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:54.319 Why was that? 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.320 Why is that like a very telling thing? 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:00.360 Were you in the Lazy River? No, okay, just I 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:00.679 don't know. 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.920 I was just curious because like I've never heard that, 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.400 so it sounds like it sounds like something that would come. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.800 From answered so fast. 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.920 I loved the Lazy River at my local water park. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:14.240 It was like so fun. I have so many pictures. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:15.720 My dad has so many pictures of me in the 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.760 Lazy River because it was fun. And now as an adult, 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.880 I would pop myself in there with a margarita. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.480 As a kid, I just had to use my brain 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.760 think about that. What was I doing? Like I wish 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:30.400 I could go back. What the fuck was I thinking? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.240 Because I would be floating around. We were literally doing that. 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.360 I was just swimming laps because I liked how fast 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:36.800 you could go, and like there were like the little 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:41.960 you would get all the waves or the so and 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.240 you would swim with them really fast. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:46.720 So you were in the lazier. 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.640 I'm just recounting your experience. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.400 Oh okay, that to me, it sounds like it sounds 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.080 like you were saying yours, but. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:54.360 No, I loved the lazier. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:15:01.800 Yeah, sneaking out of your tube and then getting yelled at. Also, yeah, 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.080 the water parks are just fucking gross because like the 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.440 amount of piss and like the amount of babies in 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.920 swim diapers. Swim diapers are the biggest scam ever because 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:15.880 like it is literally it's just a diaper, Like diapers 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.320 are already water proof, like in a. 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:21.040 Sense because they are sponges. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.320 Like you can't make a diaper that you could go 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.360 into water with and it won't just. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.960 Like soak up the water. Because every baby walking around 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.200 a fucking water. 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.640 Park has the heaviest little soggy butt ever and it's 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:36.560 full of shit and piss and chlorine. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:38.480 Do you know instant snow? 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:40.280 Yeah? 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.200 Did you know the same material that isn't? 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.080 Is it diapers? 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.360 Is instance snow? It's just a bunch of little polymer. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:48.960 Why are you laughing so far? 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.040 You guys are funny. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:55.000 Sometimes it feels like you're laughing at us. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.520 No, I'm laughing with you for sure, But. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.320 Yeah, steaty little butts. I would never go to a 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.320 water park. I would never take my kids to a 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.920 water park. Honestly, I would give. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.160 My kid is going to the water park. That's how 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.280 I'm never sick is because I got my immune because 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:09.880 I went when. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.520 I swallowed so much I think my local water park 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.760 what what? 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.160 Because I went and I swallowed so much water at 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:17.600 the water park? 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:18.760 You didn't do that, Okay? 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:20.680 I would like swim around with my mouth open and 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.680 my like my face halfway in the water, and I 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.000 would just like collect all of it. 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:25.920 I actually would like, oh. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:31.600 Yeah, I would play with that would literally water like 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.720 literally do do flake water like? 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:34.960 I don't know. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.960 That's why I like overpriced like specialty drinks so much, 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.520 because nothing can replace the flavor of piss and. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.720 Ship ship, real fucking ship. It's been a while since 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:47.880 We've talked about eating ship on the podcast. I think 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.360 this is like the first time in like two episodes, 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:54.920 at least two episodes. So yeah, we eat ship, which 0:16:54.960 --> 0:17:00.600 is late here a newcomer. Well. Also, the whole cousin 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.760 thing is coming back up, which is really fucking annoying 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:09.040 because we've stated our peace on this, like yes, we 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.240 do what we do. Also, I'm wearing angel numbers on 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.320 my shirt for all the astrology girls, like this is 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:15.920 your sign to do what you need to do. 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.120 I don't know if one one one is angel that's 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:19.000 the monster logo. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.240 Wait, actually we need to see what one one one 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.680 is because what if it's like kill yourself. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:26.000 You wish. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:35.160 Angel number it is fresh start new beginnings, so start 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:37.240 a new live your life. 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:43.520 I'm still constipated, like still, and you know what, Okay, 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:45.560 I don't know what I did to receive the I 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.480 feel like I'm receiving physical karma for something I did 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:53.040 because I just got really I got really sick. And 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:58.160 then finally when that alleviated, I not letting me talk, okay, 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:00.280 because I was talking and you just are like trying 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.879 to buy it while I'm talking. So like I got 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:14.960 then like the coughs are oh yo, uh, it's sickness, 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:16.360 did both of them? 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:17.520 Both of them. 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:21.560 Are coughing, But that cough didn't sound bad. A cough 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:22.400 is a normal cough. 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:25.880 So I got like deathly ill, which I never get. 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:27.919 I never get like sick to the point that I 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.360 like and like, dude, I have to stay home and 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:32.920 like fucking like lay in bed, because usually when I'm sick, 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:36.119 I'll just like run around and like cough on people 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:37.919 and make sure I like am putting my hands in 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:40.399 my mouth and like touching things in public, and you know, 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:42.440 like I do my best, like I said, to build 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:44.600 immunity for the community. So when I am sick, I 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:48.399 tried my best not to stay home usually, but I 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.800 was so fucking sick that I couldn't go out and 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:53.520 spread my like disease. So I had to stay home. 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.040 And then finally when I felt better, I had this 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:59.240 like dry burning cough that actually every time I coughed, 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:02.240 it felt like I was hitting the world's hottest blunt 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:03.720 on the planet, and it was. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:10.119 Like filling my lug It was like filling my lungs 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:10.520