Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of emergency in our calm.
Speaker 2: We have a lot to.
Speaker 3: Talk about that, like we just have to clear clear
Speaker 3: just like really get into it. I'm sure you've seen
Speaker 3: all the ship being spread. They're fucking rumors, the live real.
Speaker 3: Everything is not real. I don't even know why people
Speaker 3: would say I have a small penis, but it's I know.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, I think a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Like to like so like you can see you can
Speaker 3: see right now that I don't.
Speaker 1: Because okay, like I would, I'll give credits or like
Speaker 1: not credit, but I'll give leeway because I think a
Speaker 1: lot of rumors start as a joke. So it's like
Speaker 1: someone says a joke and then somebody who is a
Speaker 1: fucking hating ass cunt, bitch, no life loser who has
Speaker 1: a premeditated negative bias towards my friend is like, oh,
Speaker 1: so he does have a small wiener.
Speaker 3: You don't know me. That's the thing is, you don't
Speaker 3: know me, you never will know me, So why are
Speaker 3: you talking about me?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Yeah, So we're just here to.
Speaker 3: Clear that rumor, and that's the episode.
Speaker 2: Thank you are so much.
Speaker 1: That's honestly all we have the energy to talk about
Speaker 1: because it's just been like draining both of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry to you. He should be for being
Speaker 3: just an idiot.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not what I was expecting, because I just
Speaker 1: put my fucking life on the line to fucking defend you.
Speaker 1: I just put my life on the line, put my
Speaker 1: well being, and I just put my livelihood on the line.
Speaker 3: This hat makes my head look so fucking big.
Speaker 2: I got bad news.
Speaker 3: Don't even say the head. I don't.
Speaker 1: I have a ginormous You do not have a ginormous head.
Speaker 1: Your head is proportionate to your body.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I have a smaller head.
Speaker 1: People would make fun of you head beetle juice, like
Speaker 1: you know in beetlejuice, the small head.
Speaker 2: That's what you would get called if you had a
Speaker 2: smaller head.
Speaker 3: No. I wish my head was like a quarter of
Speaker 3: an inch, just smaller in circumference because I would be
Speaker 3: more comfortable.
Speaker 2: That's what I literally how I feel like someone.
Speaker 3: Needs to invent that.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's like heads surgery.
Speaker 3: Has said it before, like a brain shrinking surgery, head
Speaker 3: shrinking surgery. We need this, We need this for the
Speaker 3: big head.
Speaker 4: That was real. That's something that I got shut.
Speaker 3: It was not real? Was it real? For real?
Speaker 4: It was real because I was too smart.
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta go get another one. How much you're
Speaker 2: still able to.
Speaker 4: I also want to address some rumors, oh my god,
Speaker 4: about me having a huge cock.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Kai sac oh you were probably wondering, who's interrupting?
Speaker 2: It's yeah, yeah, he's suck. You were gone for like
Speaker 2: two episodes.
Speaker 4: Uh no, we did a zoom and then oh no,
Speaker 4: I guess too.
Speaker 2: Because in the forest his work.
Speaker 3: You weren't in the forest, y'all. Yeah, keep that in mind.
Speaker 2: He does not care.
Speaker 4: Yeah I was. I was in Mexico partying with a
Speaker 4: looking very cool.
Speaker 2: And normal dude. I'm sorry, Kai, but that video.
Speaker 3: When that came up on the TikTok for you page, Kai,
Speaker 3: we watched it on the big TV.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I know. I saw it and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 4: like I'm done, I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna get bodied.
Speaker 2: I like this is strike one.
Speaker 4: I got this. I you know it's crazy too. That
Speaker 4: was right before a huge disc of ball almost landed
Speaker 4: on Dua Lipa. Actually I'm not joking. There was an
Speaker 4: earthquake like maybe a minute.
Speaker 3: I saw that on your story. It was like a
Speaker 3: nine point were there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like making her laugh and ship and
Speaker 4: then such.
Speaker 3: A ship, such a ship a lot. The earthquake didn't
Speaker 3: even happen. That happened on the ninth an earthquake. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: That's an ass quake.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I was making do Aleipa laugh so much that her
Speaker 3: asked me like clapping and shaking the earth, and then
Speaker 3: the disco ball almost fell.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, why why why does it have to go there?
Speaker 3: Because I'm a straight man and I'm like boobs.
Speaker 4: And also that is what happened.
Speaker 3: I like ass and boobs.
Speaker 2: As I'm just saying, why you moving your head? You're like,
Speaker 2: because I'm straight? Like, yeah, what? There was something we
Speaker 2: were going.
Speaker 1: To talk about on the podcast, and I started talking
Speaker 1: about it and then I was like I should shut up,
Speaker 1: and I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Well, I have everything written down.
Speaker 1: Ever, Oh, the thing I was gonna say is because
Speaker 1: I talked about hydro flasks and like, how I don't
Speaker 1: watch mine? Last episode I talked about how sick and
Speaker 1: now I have bronchitis.
Speaker 3: That's worse than not watching your bed sheets, not watching
Speaker 3: your hydro flasks.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, because now what you're doing is you're bringing
Speaker 1: something in that you feel personally like ashamed of exactly
Speaker 1: to battle me and like, exactly, no, it is not
Speaker 1: because my hydroflass. It's just like my clean out because
Speaker 1: very often, actually I have been.
Speaker 3: Washing the top of moss.
Speaker 1: But girl, you run around outside and then get home
Speaker 1: and get in your dirty little sheets like that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to record it because I don't care. I
Speaker 3: like the way I smell when I come inside from
Speaker 3: the outside.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking because I've just been using my
Speaker 1: hydrofloss the last week, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is probably why I got bronchitis. Is because I've just
Speaker 1: been collecting my blue germs on my top and then
Speaker 1: sipping on it like a big fucking baby bottle and
Speaker 1: put it in. And usually I'm good about it. Usually
Speaker 1: I don't use a hydroflask while I'm sick because of that.
Speaker 1: But I didn't think about it.
Speaker 3: Ironically enough, I haven't been sick in like two months,
Speaker 3: and it's because I haven't used your hydro flask. I
Speaker 3: just haven't been sipping from it, and for some reason,
Speaker 3: I haven't gotten sick. But when I.
Speaker 1: Started, So when you're saying is you have a friend
Speaker 1: who fucking cares about you and build your immunity. See
Speaker 1: other friends, they're building, they're building businesses. Are you building
Speaker 1: their immunity? Think about that, we're building businesses and immunity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like when Drew gave me gonorrhea. I think
Speaker 4: I think about it in that way where I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm stronger now.
Speaker 5: You cannot be saying that ship like I'm not you
Speaker 5: you can so you're just you're literally like you're outing
Speaker 5: his history like his sexually transmitted it's.
Speaker 4: Also my history. It's also my history.
Speaker 3: His story, his story, his story, my story.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I thought about it.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been thinking about that. Actually, I've been thinking
Speaker 3: about that. Actually a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people the more places come out with ticket sandwiches,
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about wave pools, like at Hurricane Harbor a.
Speaker 2: Lot, Oh, like at water parks.
Speaker 3: How does those exist? Those are like the most dia.
Speaker 4: But I missed you guys. I sort of got.
Speaker 3: You've been hanging out with normal pills people for so
Speaker 3: long that this is like jarring. No, but think about
Speaker 3: a waveful, right thinking, Those are the most dangerous things
Speaker 3: in the world, Like, how are they? Like everybody that
Speaker 3: I had know that's been in a wave pool has
Speaker 3: had a near death experience, anyone, Like I remember when
Speaker 3: I was like seven years old. I also I've been
Speaker 3: doing this thing where I speak with or I use
Speaker 3: my hands with conviction, like I moved them with conviction,
Speaker 3: and it's an alpha thing. So like, are you sure
Speaker 3: it's not like, like uh, like a bit of a
Speaker 3: flamboyant thing.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a bit are you transitioning from like
Speaker 1: moving hands like this to.
Speaker 3: Like this sleeps when I open. I'm telling me, I
Speaker 3: want you to live, so do that. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: when I was like seven years old, I like was
Speaker 3: in a fucking wavepool, and you know how there's like
Speaker 3: that floating booie line like right before all the mechanics. Well,
Speaker 3: like I me and my friends thought it was like
Speaker 3: really funny to like go on the other side of
Speaker 3: it and I swim up and then swim down and
Speaker 3: like just do it as many times before getting like caught.
Speaker 3: And one time I went under and went over to
Speaker 3: it and then I went back under and I could
Speaker 3: not get back up for some reason. I literally think
Speaker 3: it was like either like the waves or something where
Speaker 3: like pressing down on me too much and I literally
Speaker 3: could not get up and I had to be saved
Speaker 3: by a fucking lifeguard because that is I will underwater.
Speaker 3: And it was like it was like sucking me in
Speaker 3: and then pushing me back, but I couldn't swim up
Speaker 3: because it was already sucking me in again. It was
Speaker 3: It's terrifying. It's really fucking dangerous, and like those are
Speaker 3: one of They're fun as fuck, but like those are
Speaker 3: one of those things that will look back on it
Speaker 3: and be like, why the fuck did we do that?
Speaker 2: Like did you go to water parks a lot?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you watched class Action Park right?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, dude? Their thing about the wait, the Johnny
Speaker 3: Knoxville one.
Speaker 2: No, the like documentary.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've probably seen clips of it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Oh you need to watch that because like one of
Speaker 1: the things they talk about, do you mind if I
Speaker 1: like talk about it?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: One of the things they talk about is their wavepool
Speaker 1: and how literally like they would put like new lifeguards
Speaker 1: on there, or lifeguards who did something bad there as
Speaker 1: punishment because you were going to have to jump in
Speaker 1: every few minutes and you were one hundred percent going
Speaker 1: to have.
Speaker 2: To basically like retrieve somebody who had drowned or like, and.
Speaker 1: They would have to stop the wavefool every fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: to see if a body was under because it was
Speaker 1: like so gnarly, and it was.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, well, literally one kid died in my water
Speaker 4: park in the way growing up. It wasn't the wavepool.
Speaker 4: I think it was like at the bottom of the slide,
Speaker 4: but there were just so many people that he literally
Speaker 4: couldn't get to the surface.
Speaker 3: Oh hell no, yeah, dude, wa water parks are gnarly,
Speaker 3: Like I see more people Like there was like that
Speaker 3: one dude who like it was like that waterside where
Speaker 3: you right rode the raft up and down the hills
Speaker 3: and like he like got too much momentum and didn't stop,
Speaker 3: like the wheels didn't stop him before getting to the top,
Speaker 3: and like he just ramped up and was literally decapitated,
Speaker 3: and his like little brother was in the raft with him,
Speaker 3: and like just they got to the fucking bottom of
Speaker 3: the slide. Yes, I think it wasn't near me. I
Speaker 3: think it was near Christian actually. Yeah. But then those
Speaker 3: like really tall slide, like people always died on those too.
Speaker 2: Like it's insane water.
Speaker 1: Also not to mention like so fucking gross, Like literally you.
Speaker 3: Can smell the chlorine.
Speaker 2: It's because there's too much piss.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because you're trying to cover the fucking piss. Like,
Speaker 3: if you can smell chlorine, that's a bad sign. Don't
Speaker 3: get in that pool. It's a shame.
Speaker 1: I like never really went into wave pools because basically
Speaker 1: there was like this one water park that was like
Speaker 1: I don't even know where it is.
Speaker 2: It's called water Rapids.
Speaker 1: And if you're like on the East coast, like the
Speaker 1: south side, you have probably been to water West.
Speaker 3: Coast person personally, you're not from.
Speaker 2: The West coast. Where's water Rapids anyways? If you where
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 4: Where is it? Wait?
Speaker 1: Is water rapids not a thing anymore? I don't think
Speaker 1: water Rapids is a thing anymore. There's no way. Oh
Speaker 1: it's in West Palm Beach, Okay, in my in my
Speaker 1: Rapids water park. In my head, this was the furthest ever.
Speaker 1: So actually I take back what I said, because this
Speaker 1: was still like an hour away from my house, but
Speaker 1: like that was way too far from my family to
Speaker 1: go for a water park.
Speaker 2: But I only got to go like two or three times.
Speaker 1: And I remember just as a kid being so overwhelmed
Speaker 1: and like I and I was never really scared of
Speaker 1: water because I was like a beach baby growing up,
Speaker 1: so I was like always like at the at the
Speaker 1: beach and stuff like playing in waves. And I was
Speaker 1: never really scared of drowning because I was a psychopath.
Speaker 1: And as a kid, that's how I wanted to die.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to drown. But I remember just like
Speaker 1: going to the like at my young age, like my intuition.
Speaker 2: Was just like still so good.
Speaker 1: But I remember going to the like wavepool and being
Speaker 1: like this is the most like inhumane thing ever, Like
Speaker 1: this should not this is this is danger being mimixed
Speaker 1: because waves are so dangerous. Like if you go to
Speaker 1: the beach a lot, you know that, like there's nothing
Speaker 1: more terrifying than being tumbled around in something that is
Speaker 1: like like the force of nature, like there's nothing assisting you.
Speaker 2: So why the fuck were humans like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I almost drowned. We're gonna do this, but so much human.
Speaker 3: That have you seen the clip of the dudes like
Speaker 3: in that like giant wavepool with like ten thousand people
Speaker 3: and they're like selfie videoing themselves because it's like one
Speaker 3: of the most gnarly wavepools in the world, and like
Speaker 3: there's just a wave of people and then like people
Speaker 3: riding the waves on like orca whatever. They're called floaties
Speaker 3: and they just dive right into them and it just
Speaker 3: like fucking it's the funniest clip ever of a wavepool.
Speaker 6: But I did have an arrow and when I was
Speaker 6: like seven or eight that I was obsessed.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, I would look up videos of
Speaker 2: wave pools.
Speaker 3: All the gay kids when they were younger would be
Speaker 3: in the Lazy River.
Speaker 4: Why was that?
Speaker 3: Why is that like a very telling thing?
Speaker 2: Were you in the Lazy River? No, okay, just I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just curious because like I've never heard that,
Speaker 1: so it sounds like it sounds like something that would come.
Speaker 4: From answered so fast.
Speaker 2: I loved the Lazy River at my local water park.
Speaker 2: It was like so fun. I have so many pictures.
Speaker 1: My dad has so many pictures of me in the
Speaker 1: Lazy River because it was fun. And now as an adult,
Speaker 1: I would pop myself in there with a margarita.
Speaker 2: As a kid, I just had to use my brain
Speaker 2: think about that. What was I doing? Like I wish
Speaker 2: I could go back. What the fuck was I thinking?
Speaker 3: Because I would be floating around. We were literally doing that.
Speaker 3: I was just swimming laps because I liked how fast
Speaker 3: you could go, and like there were like the little
Speaker 3: you would get all the waves or the so and
Speaker 3: you would swim with them really fast.
Speaker 2: So you were in the lazier.
Speaker 3: I'm just recounting your experience.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that to me, it sounds like it sounds
Speaker 1: like you were saying yours, but.
Speaker 2: No, I loved the lazier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sneaking out of your tube and then getting yelled at. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: the water parks are just fucking gross because like the
Speaker 1: amount of piss and like the amount of babies in
Speaker 1: swim diapers. Swim diapers are the biggest scam ever because
Speaker 1: like it is literally it's just a diaper, Like diapers
Speaker 1: are already water proof, like in a.
Speaker 2: Sense because they are sponges.
Speaker 1: Like you can't make a diaper that you could go
Speaker 1: into water with and it won't just.
Speaker 2: Like soak up the water. Because every baby walking around
Speaker 2: a fucking water.
Speaker 1: Park has the heaviest little soggy butt ever and it's
Speaker 1: full of shit and piss and chlorine.
Speaker 3: Do you know instant snow?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you know the same material that isn't?
Speaker 2: Is it diapers?
Speaker 3: Is instance snow? It's just a bunch of little polymer.
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing so far?
Speaker 4: You guys are funny.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it feels like you're laughing at us.
Speaker 4: No, I'm laughing with you for sure, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, steaty little butts. I would never go to a
Speaker 1: water park. I would never take my kids to a
Speaker 1: water park. Honestly, I would give.
Speaker 3: My kid is going to the water park. That's how
Speaker 3: I'm never sick is because I got my immune because
Speaker 3: I went when.
Speaker 1: I swallowed so much I think my local water park
Speaker 1: what what?
Speaker 2: Because I went and I swallowed so much water at
Speaker 2: the water park?
Speaker 3: You didn't do that, Okay?
Speaker 1: I would like swim around with my mouth open and
Speaker 1: my like my face halfway in the water, and I
Speaker 1: would just like collect all of it.
Speaker 3: I actually would like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would play with that would literally water like
Speaker 1: literally do do flake water like?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why I like overpriced like specialty drinks so much,
Speaker 1: because nothing can replace the flavor of piss and.
Speaker 3: Ship ship, real fucking ship. It's been a while since
Speaker 3: We've talked about eating ship on the podcast. I think
Speaker 3: this is like the first time in like two episodes,
Speaker 3: at least two episodes. So yeah, we eat ship, which
Speaker 3: is late here a newcomer. Well. Also, the whole cousin
Speaker 3: thing is coming back up, which is really fucking annoying
Speaker 3: because we've stated our peace on this, like yes, we
Speaker 3: do what we do. Also, I'm wearing angel numbers on
Speaker 3: my shirt for all the astrology girls, like this is
Speaker 3: your sign to do what you need to do.
Speaker 2: I don't know if one one one is angel that's
Speaker 2: the monster logo.
Speaker 3: Wait, actually we need to see what one one one
Speaker 3: is because what if it's like kill yourself.
Speaker 2: You wish.
Speaker 3: Angel number it is fresh start new beginnings, so start
Speaker 3: a new live your life.
Speaker 1: I'm still constipated, like still, and you know what, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I did to receive the I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm receiving physical karma for something I did
Speaker 1: because I just got really I got really sick. And
Speaker 1: then finally when that alleviated, I not letting me talk, okay,
Speaker 1: because I was talking and you just are like trying
Speaker 1: to buy it while I'm talking. So like I got
Speaker 1: then like the coughs are oh yo, uh, it's sickness,
Speaker 1: did both of them?
Speaker 3: Both of them.
Speaker 4: Are coughing, But that cough didn't sound bad. A cough
Speaker 4: is a normal cough.
Speaker 2: So I got like deathly ill, which I never get.
Speaker 1: I never get like sick to the point that I
Speaker 1: like and like, dude, I have to stay home and
Speaker 1: like fucking like lay in bed, because usually when I'm sick,
Speaker 1: I'll just like run around and like cough on people
Speaker 1: and make sure I like am putting my hands in
Speaker 1: my mouth and like touching things in public, and you know,
Speaker 1: like I do my best, like I said, to build
Speaker 1: immunity for the community. So when I am sick, I
Speaker 1: tried my best not to stay home usually, but I
Speaker 1: was so fucking sick that I couldn't go out and
Speaker 1: spread my like disease. So I had to stay home.
Speaker 1: And then finally when I felt better, I had this
Speaker 1: like dry burning cough that actually every time I coughed,
Speaker 1: it felt like I was hitting the world's hottest blunt
Speaker 1: on the planet, and it was.
Speaker 2: Like filling my lug It was like filling my lungs
Speaker 2: with tea.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I have to cut you off. There is period
Speaker 3: blood on the toilet seed. Oh is there, I think
Speaker 3: so on the back of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I liked it clean. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. I guess were you worried?
Speaker 2: That was the funniest seed we have to answer. But
Speaker 2: I was like, did you see, don't worry, darling.
Speaker 3: And then yes, what.
Speaker 2: Were you worried?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: You just that anyway.
Speaker 7: Then my sickness evolved into bronkitness, and then I got
Speaker 7: my period and I never get cramps and ship and
Speaker 7: my fucking my body is aching.
Speaker 2: My back hurts, my fucking.
Speaker 1: Does anybody else's volva yet sore when they're on their period?
Speaker 1: My pussy fields like it got beat up.
Speaker 3: My pussy pumps severely.
Speaker 2: Now to care about the blood on the seat, so
Speaker 2: I have to go clean it.
Speaker 4: So you look crazy? Follow he looks schizophrenic.
Speaker 3: One time, when I was like seven or eight, I
Speaker 3: was really getting into like drawing and art and shit,
Speaker 3: while all of my older brothers were like starting to
Speaker 3: love like sports and football and everything. And it was
Speaker 3: a fine Christmas Eve at my grandmother's house, and all
Speaker 3: of my older brothers and cousins got like footballs and
Speaker 3: baseballs and sporting equipment and helmets and jerseys and shit.
Speaker 3: And I got a customized care bear And when I
Speaker 3: opened that care bear, it was like rainbow it you
Speaker 3: colored on the belly. I was like so fucking excited.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is maybe the best gift I've
Speaker 3: ever gotten in my entire life. And then literally everyone
Speaker 3: made fun of me. My family, my brothers, my sisters,
Speaker 3: my cousins, literally everybody made fun of me for being
Speaker 3: excited about it. So then I shut that side down
Speaker 3: for like years and years and years.
Speaker 2: What side was that?
Speaker 3: My lit side? And now I love myself? How the
Speaker 3: hell are you gonna love someone else if you can't
Speaker 3: even love.
Speaker 1: Yourself, Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Now, to heal
Speaker 1: your inner child's.
Speaker 2: You have grinder.
Speaker 3: So I need to give my inner child a gun.
Speaker 1: I need to give my inner child a set of matches, gasoline,
Speaker 1: a gun.
Speaker 3: LSD, A Hummer pickup truck. Oh bitch, I wanted a
Speaker 3: Hummer so fucking And did I tell you?
Speaker 1: I saw a Hummer without the wheel on the back.
Speaker 1: And it was the most naked car I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: It probably was ugliest.
Speaker 1: It was so gross. I was like, damn, who knew
Speaker 1: that one little dot? It's like taking a.
Speaker 2: Nose away from you so bad.
Speaker 3: And I like begged my mom to get one so
Speaker 3: I could like be in a hummer. And my mom
Speaker 3: also wanted to hummer really bad. And when I was
Speaker 3: like four, I was like, you need to just write
Speaker 3: a check and get that hummer And she was like,
Speaker 3: do you know what checks are? And she I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like free money. Like I didn't understand what a
Speaker 3: check was.
Speaker 4: It's kind of kind of is like free money.
Speaker 2: It's not, dude, there has to be money in the account.
Speaker 3: Fraudulent.
Speaker 4: I've paid so many people with money that is not there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like what are they going to fucking do,
Speaker 3: like get the money somehow?
Speaker 4: Like no, they don't. They don't ever come and get it.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Remember when banks used to have the
Speaker 2: drive throughs and they would send.
Speaker 3: The check in the two so that was funn as fuck.
Speaker 3: I put bees in one, I sent, I sent bees back.
Speaker 2: You know what I thought? Is there?
Speaker 1: Like you know how adults like grown ass adults are
Speaker 1: always like me acting like teeth, what.
Speaker 2: The fuck are you saying?
Speaker 3: Like I forget what it is. But there's like this
Speaker 3: joke or something that my teeth were replaced with bees.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3: Harry Styles?
Speaker 1: Maybe I think so, Like you just said, like the
Speaker 1: most like incomprehensible thing to any human who doesn't know
Speaker 1: who we are.
Speaker 2: What is that, Harry Styles? The bees for teeth thing?
Speaker 2: Where is that?
Speaker 1: But you know how adults will be like like old
Speaker 1: Fox will be like, oh I remember back in my
Speaker 1: day blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we used to do it like this.
Speaker 1: I have so many things that I've been thinking that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, that is I am one
Speaker 1: of those people.
Speaker 2: Like but when I went to go.
Speaker 1: Get this phone and they told me it was similess,
Speaker 1: I was the person who I was like, that is
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid, Like why would you take it?
Speaker 4: Was?
Speaker 3: Actually it is actually stupid. It's a very like create
Speaker 3: a problem to sell the solution. Yeah, like and.
Speaker 2: I was and I was like, this is so stupid
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And then I started thinking about it, and we are
Speaker 1: fully going to be like we are going to be
Speaker 1: simless like in the next like ten years. I bet
Speaker 1: there will be no phone carriers because I guess other
Speaker 1: carriers because I didn't know there were other phones other
Speaker 1: than iPhones.
Speaker 2: But apparently there are other cell your devices.
Speaker 1: That you can purchase, which is really confused because I
Speaker 1: thought I thought there were only iPhones, Like what are
Speaker 1: the other ones?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Because don't I don't know.
Speaker 4: But you guys don't know that there are other phones.
Speaker 3: There's only iPhones. I don't even know what the word
Speaker 3: phone means.
Speaker 2: I know, is that a separate word because there's iPhones?
Speaker 4: But do you guys know that there were phones before
Speaker 4: the iPhone?
Speaker 3: I actually don't know what that word means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you keep saying it without like that's that's
Speaker 1: like if you I was like, oh, did you know that.
Speaker 2: There were homes before homes? Like what are you saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you're taking a let Do you.
Speaker 4: Know that there were other types of iPhones before the iPhone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's iPhone like for like dug, they the three
Speaker 3: G model.
Speaker 4: No, Like, you guys cannot be more wrong about the situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, because that's funny because's two against fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think.
Speaker 2: I hope you feel alone that that's.
Speaker 3: Literally how like people are wrong are right is because
Speaker 3: they can get If you can convince enough people that
Speaker 3: you're right, then it's like mom mentality.
Speaker 4: You know what A thing that I came up with
Speaker 4: is what history is written by the victorious wrote history.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, like I don't know how they
Speaker 4: did not right.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, we have to talk about this.
Speaker 1: There was a girl in the theater and I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's been happening. I've never heard other
Speaker 1: humans laugh such a like cartoonish, non realistic laugh, other
Speaker 1: than the past month when we would to see Bodies,
Speaker 1: Body's Body.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: There was a woman in the theater. Every single joke,
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: Bitch, you belong in the eighties in an.
Speaker 1: Audience for a come back in the movie theater, like
Speaker 1: because she was there, Like like I.
Speaker 3: Like to go on your Instagram story, now go to
Speaker 3: music type in female laughing and click the first one
Speaker 3: and that's literally what she said.
Speaker 2: That was her laugh.
Speaker 1: And then yesterday this couple came into the theater and
Speaker 1: it was like this young girl and guy and the
Speaker 1: guy was making his girlfriend laugh and each leaft she
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: Each one, each one was.
Speaker 1: Exactly identical to the last one, and I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I cannot believe this girl is getting
Speaker 1: away with life, laughing like she is Cat from Victorious,
Speaker 1: Like she's literally laughing like Ariana Grande's character in Victorious.
Speaker 4: I feel are you confused? I think you would laugh
Speaker 4: like that if it was the nineties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight up?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like, do you ever think
Speaker 4: about that? Like the way that you you see interviews
Speaker 4: with people from like nineteen ninety nine, and they just
Speaker 4: talk differently. They talked like they're in the nineties.
Speaker 2: That was because they didn't have iPhone and they were
Speaker 2: living a sad to pray for life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was before iPhone.
Speaker 1: That was confusing one into one singular human being iPhone.
Speaker 3: I I so yesterday I was walking down to get
Speaker 3: on McDonald's because we are heathens and order McDonald's at.
Speaker 2: Oh I've been sick, And then all day I sit
Speaker 2: around and I like, why do I feel like it?
Speaker 3: I don't feel good? One she is eating like fucking garbage,
Speaker 3: like the worst I've ever seen her eat in my
Speaker 3: entire life, because normally Dya is really good about eating good.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? Is like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to have to take care of myself when I'm sick.
Speaker 3: You're also leaving in three days, so I understand like
Speaker 3: not getting groceries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's the other thing is I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm not about to buy things for it to go rawen.
Speaker 3: Oh, we were talking about the whole cousin shit. So
Speaker 3: there's this YouTube video titled like what if all humans
Speaker 3: started in breeding?
Speaker 2: What were you saying about getting the McDonald's.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you in a second. Okay, we'll get to
Speaker 3: this first. But what would what would happen if all
Speaker 3: of humanity started inbreeding? And the first like minute of
Speaker 3: that video is me proposing to my beautiful, wonderful cousin Enya,
Speaker 3: who I had three children with.
Speaker 2: It's just like, who are long gone?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't consider in breeding. No, that's not It's just
Speaker 3: it's love. Because we have is love and we make
Speaker 3: Why do.
Speaker 1: We have to put like such awful label on things
Speaker 1: that are beautiful?
Speaker 3: We don't have to label everything that's old head mentality, man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like what we are our lovers were not incestual?
Speaker 2: Like what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Ranson disgusting people? But yeah, I'm just I needed to
Speaker 3: be real quick before it just like got yeah, it
Speaker 3: got too crazy, too wild. But so I was getting
Speaker 3: the McDonald's at the door and at the bottom of
Speaker 3: the stairs, I had remembered something that I trauma blocked
Speaker 3: from two days earlier. And I've been wearing really really
Speaker 3: embarrassing underwear lately and Kai have seen me in them,
Speaker 3: and he saw me freak the fuck out. No one
Speaker 3: is allowed to see me in my underwear like it
Speaker 3: in my embarrassing underwear. It's like really fucked up. But
Speaker 3: it's just all I have what you're embarrassing under I
Speaker 3: don't even want to say it because and I'm sure
Speaker 3: people can infer it's tidy wivs. But I like was
Speaker 3: like ass naked around the house like while everybody was gone,
Speaker 3: because it's like fun, it's luck like I'm just in
Speaker 3: my boxers, which I'm okay whatever. I go to the front,
Speaker 3: I order food, I order subway, and I go to
Speaker 3: the front door, and I let like two minutes past,
Speaker 3: three minutes past before I went and got my food
Speaker 3: because I was like, I do not want to be
Speaker 3: seen in these by anybody, let alone a complete stranger.
Speaker 3: And I opened the front door to grab my food,
Speaker 3: and I just like swing it open, and i'd like
Speaker 3: been down and I look up and he's literally still
Speaker 3: standing there on his phone and he looks up and
Speaker 3: sees me, and I freaked the fuck out. I saw
Speaker 3: the door and run away and I that's literally I
Speaker 3: was like, I didn't apologize, I didn't say anything. I
Speaker 3: was just like, oh my god, and they're just like
Speaker 3: left and it was like maybe one of the worst things.
Speaker 1: And then once you put that chicken, Mike took into
Speaker 1: your mouth your problems.
Speaker 3: It was Subway.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: It was a spicy Italian with tomato with lettuce, with
Speaker 3: banana peppers. I used to get it with oil, but
Speaker 3: I took the oil away on that particular sandwich and
Speaker 3: I'm putting it back because it adds to it. I
Speaker 3: added mayonnaise, which is fucking lit. I added cucumbers, which
Speaker 3: is fucking lit. It's really refreshing. And then I don't
Speaker 3: get it toasted. I get it cut in half and
Speaker 3: I add extra cheese and that's used.
Speaker 2: To eat patuna from Subway.
Speaker 4: You guys, completely dissolving the illusion of what it's like
Speaker 4: to be in a like an influencer in La. Just
Speaker 4: talk about how excited you are about mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: Dude, Subway and McDonald's are so good and ketch up.
Speaker 3: Our job is hard as fuck. Yeah, well, we do.
Speaker 1: Is hard and we only eat like that because it's
Speaker 1: our it is our last choice, because we don't stop
Speaker 1: working until like one pm.
Speaker 3: I'm working in my dreams. Baby, I'm never not working.
Speaker 3: I'm writing them bitches down. It's my heart harder than
Speaker 3: any retailer.
Speaker 4: They added, added podcasts Essential Workers.
Speaker 3: Okay, exactly.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Because also my dad called me and he was like, NYA,
Speaker 1: it's getting hard out here, like it's just so hot,
Speaker 1: like I'm aging and I still have to work outside
Speaker 1: and my life is really and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my fucking god, why the fuck do you
Speaker 2: keep calling me my work.
Speaker 3: Like I'm don't working.
Speaker 1: I'm literally like and then I fucking hang up on him,
Speaker 1: and then I look at kind of like, you better
Speaker 1: fucking cut that out of this. You better cut that
Speaker 1: the fuck out because my dad is on the phone
Speaker 1: crying to me. Then my mom calls and she's like, NYA,
Speaker 1: like can you please can you help with the phone bill?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, you fucking bitch, throw
Speaker 2: your phone away. Why you need a phone? I need
Speaker 2: a phone for my work.
Speaker 3: It's crazy because I find myself working past like five
Speaker 3: point fifteen on like the idea day.
Speaker 2: No, sometimes my work structures past one pm. And I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know how people do it.
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I have to wake up? Picture this.
Speaker 1: I wake up at nine am. I put on makeup,
Speaker 1: and I come and I sit here and I fucking
Speaker 1: give my heart.
Speaker 3: To you bitches, and I give you my everything and
Speaker 3: all you do is laugh.
Speaker 2: But what was I saying?
Speaker 3: Physically? This job is hard to because I have to
Speaker 3: keep up this image.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I have to like go to the gym
Speaker 1: that I spend like so much money on.
Speaker 4: Like, ugh, you guys do look really good, honestly, Like
Speaker 4: you're both of you as his skin and your hair
Speaker 4: looks really good.
Speaker 2: I have not washed my hair in so.
Speaker 4: Long, very silky things.
Speaker 2: It's literally natural oils. There's a huge fucking hat back
Speaker 2: on bits.
Speaker 3: What really?
Speaker 4: I think it looks good? Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2: Drew loves to pull his hair out. It's like it's
Speaker 2: falling out. It's falling out, and then.
Speaker 1: He's like why why do I have like split ends
Speaker 1: And it's literally because his hair it does naturally shed,
Speaker 1: but to show us.
Speaker 2: He rips his hair around. It's like, look, yeah, put.
Speaker 3: More hair out of my head than I have, like
Speaker 3: actually shed my hair just to show people that I'm bolding.
Speaker 3: But I had a very stressful event happened to me
Speaker 3: about three months ago, and I think I'm finally seeing
Speaker 3: the damages from that in my own body.
Speaker 2: I like, can't think of what happened three months ago.
Speaker 3: You don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh when you were talking about subway, all I could
Speaker 1: think about is when we walked to write it, which
Speaker 1: is like that's what what the fuck are you saying.
Speaker 2: To me right now?
Speaker 4: Who wants us to priy so bad about what happened?
Speaker 3: No, you clearly want us to Okay, Well, that's good
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Keep that shit to yourself.
Speaker 1: No more prying, Like if you don't want to tell
Speaker 1: me something like I'm not looking for it, like you
Speaker 1: either tell.
Speaker 2: Me or I keep going, Yeah, I'm with you that
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 1: I wish this was a real soda so I could
Speaker 1: shake it up and open it like cartoon and straight
Speaker 1: all on it.
Speaker 2: But what I was thinking about me and drew and
Speaker 2: write it.
Speaker 1: And before we went, he was telling me what he
Speaker 1: was gonna get and he was like, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: lace chips. And then when we were in there, he
Speaker 1: was looking and he was like, I thought lace chips
Speaker 1: sounded really good. And I was like, you're thinking of
Speaker 1: how good lays chips are. When you have a subway
Speaker 1: sandwich with it, Like, that's a different.
Speaker 3: Like change, that is a different The sandwich elevates the
Speaker 3: chips to another It's a symbiotic relationship. Yeah, and the
Speaker 3: chips get elevated to another level because that crunch mixed
Speaker 3: with the meat.
Speaker 2: And what is it about?
Speaker 1: What is it about having a mouth full of chewed
Speaker 1: up McDonald with some coke on top?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 3: With popcorn? You know what I do?
Speaker 2: I tried it and I was like, this is awful.
Speaker 3: I take a bite out of my hot dog. I
Speaker 3: stuffed my mouth full of popcorns and then I drink
Speaker 3: the soda and I melt it. It's so old.
Speaker 1: That changes it because I thought you were just doing
Speaker 1: popcorn and Coca cola And I was like this dissolving paper.
Speaker 3: I literally do do that as well. You know Alex
Speaker 3: from Target, Right, what if I told you I was him?
Speaker 2: I would literally that's why I'm here. I would show
Speaker 2: you a video of him, and I would be like this,
Speaker 2: you were not him.
Speaker 3: Uh, dude, I love you. I love my job at Target.
Speaker 2: It was like so like, love it so much.
Speaker 1: You got one small kind of better option and you
Speaker 1: fucking left.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ellen was such a bitch to me, Like she was
Speaker 3: so mean, Like she brought me on her show and
Speaker 3: like she told me all these lies to my face
Speaker 3: about how like we're gonna make you starve, We're gonna
Speaker 3: make you famous, You're gonna be mine, You're all mine. Now.
Speaker 3: It's really fucking weird. And she brought me up on
Speaker 3: the show. Yeah, basically it was she thought I was
Speaker 3: a girl. She just said all these like really crazy
Speaker 3: things to me about like the interview. You've seen the
Speaker 3: interview with me and Ellen, and then she just dropped me.
Speaker 3: She forgot about me.
Speaker 2: And oh wait, so this isn't better than Target.
Speaker 1: You just ended up here, this is like your rock bottom.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like this is a really good place
Speaker 2: for me. So now I feel like offended.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not Alex from Target. Do you know
Speaker 3: where I've been, the places I've seen the amount of money.
Speaker 2: Did he get like sponsored by like Vans? Daniel Daniel,
Speaker 2: Damn Daniel.
Speaker 1: I just saw the clip the other day of Josie
Speaker 1: on the floor saying like.
Speaker 2: Cells have gone up, seven.
Speaker 4: Came.
Speaker 2: We talked about Josiah every single episode, but.
Speaker 3: And he doesn't come around them.
Speaker 1: Why is it in a woman's DNA when she is
Speaker 1: single to post more selfie two?
Speaker 2: It is like God did that?
Speaker 1: That was like the iOS update for women like single,
Speaker 1: post more selfie, get hotter, post more selfie.
Speaker 2: Okay, because that's what I do.
Speaker 1: If you see me, if you see me posting myself
Speaker 1: a lot, I am genuinely marketing myself cracket.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Why are all girls who use I G crackheads?
Speaker 2: I hate that All my laughs sound like they're being.
Speaker 3: A smoker smoker cough.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's something I wrote down. I Hella ate dog
Speaker 1: food as a kid, and I wish I was brave
Speaker 1: enough to eat fish food too.
Speaker 3: That is the most vile thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: You didn't think, you don't think fish food, but you
Speaker 1: don't even like tuna, so you don't you're you're like
Speaker 1: coming from a different place.
Speaker 2: You're coming from a less expanded palette.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Since I was a dark dog food have I had
Speaker 1: this sense I felt like Remy from Rat of two weeks.
Speaker 1: I had this like ultra violence.
Speaker 3: And the dog food, the bacon, the little bacon strips. Okay,
Speaker 3: that ship looked young. I never ate it, but I
Speaker 3: always wanted to eat.
Speaker 1: I know, I ate like it comes in the yellow back,
Speaker 1: because that was the dog food we got my dog.
Speaker 2: It comes with a.
Speaker 1: Yellow bag, in the yellow bag and it has the
Speaker 1: like blue like like stamp of approval on it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what food I'm talking about? Yes, I
Speaker 2: ate all the time.
Speaker 1: And then we had a oh hellants you wanted began strips, bitch,
Speaker 1: you just wanted bacon.
Speaker 3: I just wanted that.
Speaker 4: Looks so good. They have like the dye on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it literally just red. It just looks like like
Speaker 3: fake tofurky bacon that you can eat now.
Speaker 4: It looks so good.
Speaker 3: But fish food, I think that's the most vile thing
Speaker 3: I've ever heard you say or come from your mouth,
Speaker 3: like that's that's really ransom.
Speaker 2: No, like I would I would take some rice right
Speaker 2: now and put some fish flake food on it.
Speaker 3: Ohang it yeah, like that's literally all it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes a little more sense. Actually, yeah, because that's elevating.
Speaker 2: Now's fucking good.
Speaker 1: Like if you don't think fish food smells good, you're
Speaker 1: just like not that person, like you were, just like
Speaker 1: you're honestly not on the level I'm at. Like you
Speaker 1: probably you probably can't walk into Novu and get a
Speaker 1: table without even saying a word.
Speaker 2: And that's the level I'm at. And you if you
Speaker 2: don't like the taste of fish food.
Speaker 3: Or smell it, you can't do that. You've never done that.
Speaker 2: Oh I do it all the time. I just don't
Speaker 2: do it with you because then I wouldn't get the
Speaker 2: fuck okay, yeah, yeah, you you boy my fucking side, they.
Speaker 3: Would look at me and they would.
Speaker 2: Put me aside and they would be like, Enya, what.
Speaker 1: The fuck did we tell you about this freak? And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, Like
Speaker 1: I honestly forgot. He was in the car with me.
Speaker 1: He was in the back seat because I make him
Speaker 1: sit in the back seat because I don't like him.
Speaker 1: On the past, driving with a parent has to be
Speaker 1: the most frustrating thing on the fucking planet.
Speaker 3: Me predicting the Queen's death. It's the most frustrating thing
Speaker 3: on the planet. No, I'm believing me.
Speaker 4: You look back every but he predicted.
Speaker 2: Everybody predicted the death of.
Speaker 4: A mid ninety thirty year old woman was going to die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no one predicted the day our time when
Speaker 3: you did that. Because go look, go look, go look
Speaker 3: where you're not giving me, just find it. I don't
Speaker 3: need to explain myself and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start saying I said ship because really,
Speaker 1: who's going to look through like sixty four hours of
Speaker 1: footage to see if I said it like I said.
Speaker 3: That, I would, Me and Kai both would.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we both.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take my fucking diva cup out and
Speaker 2: like go like this to it has come.
Speaker 4: There's a Twitter account that predicted the day that the
Speaker 4: queen died.
Speaker 1: There's always a fucking Twitter account predicting something and then
Speaker 1: runs it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this predicted this me?
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, please please don't.
Speaker 2: Fucking talk like that. Okay, are you gonna cut that?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I'm always here to protect your image.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't even know why you're fucking saying it.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't leave the knockdown. I wrote it while you
Speaker 4: were hitting.
Speaker 2: Him, while I was now, you gotta cut that.
Speaker 4: I'll cut that too well.
Speaker 2: I was giving him the attention he needed.
Speaker 4: And I'm definitely not gonna leak it on the subreddit.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I like how you flinch your head.
Speaker 4: Too, like still, well, I'm getting hit. That just hurt.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, the makeup crew had to come in and
Speaker 2: touch me up. But we're back. We're back.
Speaker 7: Some day.
Speaker 8: Mad oh.
Speaker 3: I was talking about this yesterday. It's actually really awesome
Speaker 3: to see people like excited about a buyorick album release,
Speaker 3: like I feel like the last like two albums she's released,
Speaker 3: like no one has given a shit out.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be one person who's like, I care, I cared,
Speaker 1: I cared, I cared.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't.
Speaker 4: You're lying to yourself.
Speaker 3: You did not care to the degree that I've been
Speaker 3: seeing online. And it's just really fascinating and awesome to
Speaker 3: see like a revital or revival of her like cool
Speaker 3: like audience, especially in like gen Z, which is cool.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit about her new album, be Real.
Speaker 4: Be Real.
Speaker 1: I'm there because two of the singles like ovial and whatever.
Speaker 1: The other one was not the fucking trumpet one. But
Speaker 1: two of the singles were pretty good, so I am curious.
Speaker 3: The trumpet one was the craziest song I've ever heard
Speaker 3: in my life. Don't don't get me wrong. I will
Speaker 3: listen to this album and I will probably love it,
Speaker 3: but like I'm not like excited about it, like I
Speaker 3: was excited about Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Somebody made a really funny TikTok that I was like, guys,
Speaker 1: we did it.
Speaker 2: We hit the end of music with that song.
Speaker 7: That song, like, guys, we didn't like we we hit
Speaker 7: the end of it.
Speaker 4: There's nothing else the Brockhampton song, which one the one
Speaker 4: where every instrument.
Speaker 3: That song is fucking list.
Speaker 4: There is something about it that they such a shimple time.
Speaker 3: Okay what we didn't talk about it, and it's been
Speaker 3: three episodes since, but we just haven't been in the
Speaker 3: same room to discuss this publicly. But I had a
Speaker 3: sex stream with guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, man.
Speaker 3: I did I really? I real life, for real? Did?
Speaker 4: It's true? He told me.
Speaker 3: I told him literally all about it. Actually I didn't
Speaker 3: tell him all about it. I just know it happened.
Speaker 3: And I have this thing where if I have a
Speaker 3: sex dream of someone that's in my personal life, I
Speaker 3: have to tell them or I will never be able
Speaker 3: to look at them the same way. And the next
Speaker 3: morning I.
Speaker 4: Woke up and told him immediately was it gross?
Speaker 3: No, it was lit, it was sex.
Speaker 4: Dreame.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what happened. I just know it was lit.
Speaker 4: You don't remember what happened.
Speaker 1: To see, I've only had two kind Why don't I
Speaker 1: remember what happened?
Speaker 4: It's what I wasn't memorable. What I did to you
Speaker 4: wasn't memorable.
Speaker 1: Oh so, y'all actually had sex and you tried to
Speaker 1: suppress it because you're embarrassed and ashamed of how gross
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be ashamed.
Speaker 1: Everybody's had sex with somebody who's so fucking foul and
Speaker 1: ugly and disgusting and they regret it, but like you
Speaker 1: move on, believe, and then at one point in your
Speaker 1: life you're like, you know what, that person wasn't the
Speaker 1: grossest person on the earth.
Speaker 3: And that dream was a way for me to cope
Speaker 3: with a traumatic event. So coping, that's literally all dreams
Speaker 3: are coping coping mechanism.
Speaker 1: No dreams are me being on the fucking magic carpet
Speaker 1: going through the like Tonic Tundra for.
Speaker 3: Tonic, that's that's the new Fortnite, and that's Tonic Tundra.
Speaker 1: I've only had sections about two people in the group,
Speaker 1: and it's Oriyan and Drew and drews was horrifying.
Speaker 2: It was literally horrifying.
Speaker 1: We were like being forced to do it, and it
Speaker 1: was literally like I think it was because.
Speaker 3: All the time, Oh that was a thick glob Huh
Speaker 3: did it hit the back of your tongue at the front.
Speaker 4: Hit the back of my throat? Like the dream, just
Speaker 4: like the dream.
Speaker 1: The one Withdrew, and it was literally like I think
Speaker 1: it's from us always being like I feel like if
Speaker 1: we were forced half sex, like it would.
Speaker 2: Just be funny. But the dream was not funny.
Speaker 1: It was literally us realizing like, oh, this isn't funny,
Speaker 1: this is awful. And then the other one was with
Speaker 1: Oryan and it was fucking lit, but it was like
Speaker 1: sad because we were like, dude, we shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: Likes to have been like hella fucking horny because like
Speaker 3: a few days prior to the one I had a
Speaker 3: sex dream with Oh, I know, yeah, but it was
Speaker 3: fucked up, and I that was one person that I
Speaker 3: couldn't tell that I had that with, but I told
Speaker 3: everybody else and like I genuinely still to this day,
Speaker 3: cannot see that person the same. What the fuck are
Speaker 3: sex dreams? They're so embarrassing, Like I have zero interest
Speaker 3: or want for these people. Why am I having sex
Speaker 3: on planes?
Speaker 2: I always fall thinking about sex, that's like, and then
Speaker 2: then I knock out.
Speaker 4: I am offended, Like what you said is offensive?
Speaker 2: Can you stop being so? But her? It's embarrassing?
Speaker 3: But which I made your butt hurt?
Speaker 4: Your dream?
Speaker 3: Let's t about that. Wait, girl, hold on, tell me
Speaker 3: why cheating on your significant other is the best thing
Speaker 3: ever invented. Like for me as a man, I get
Speaker 3: to have sex and have zero feelings. But as like
Speaker 3: a woman or my partner in this situation, like you're
Speaker 3: obviously you cannot have sex with another person because you'll
Speaker 3: fall in love with them. But me, I'm designed to
Speaker 3: do this. Cheating is the best thing I ever intended,
Speaker 3: and I won't back down.
Speaker 2: I saw this girl made her he said.
Speaker 3: Quote that that clip, clit, that clit, that chat chat,
Speaker 3: this girl made.
Speaker 1: Her husband sign a clause or like her fiance that
Speaker 1: if he cheated on her, it was something like he
Speaker 1: had to like pay her, like it was like like
Speaker 1: a for emotional damages like.
Speaker 3: Which is.
Speaker 2: Which I actually think Julia Fox actually talked about this too.
Speaker 1: I think is a reasonable thing because you have to
Speaker 1: think because Julia Fox explained.
Speaker 2: It like perfectly.
Speaker 1: She was like, the like emotional trauma that that causes
Speaker 1: on somebody, and how like hard it is to get
Speaker 1: past it and go into other relationships with that like
Speaker 1: genuinely does complicate your life to a degree that is
Speaker 1: like immeasurable. So it wouldn't make sense to have to
Speaker 1: like pay for that person's like therapy to have to
Speaker 1: like work through that. I was like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that because I'm gonna cheat.
Speaker 2: So I don't want to put myself in a pickle.
Speaker 3: Cheaters. No, I actually do fully agree with that.
Speaker 1: That's like a I don't I wouldn't blame somebody if
Speaker 1: they stabbed a cheater, not killed them, but like stabbed
Speaker 1: like puncture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a cheater doesn't deserve to be killed, but they
Speaker 3: deserve to be injured.
Speaker 2: Like some kind of like injury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like maybe even like a pinky toe ripped off,
Speaker 3: because that's like you don't need that, but it will hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will hurt, and then every time you look
Speaker 1: down you will be reminded of the awful thing you did.
Speaker 4: Or like to be spanked.
Speaker 3: Should begin to me good that all right, you take
Speaker 3: whichever movie I don't say, or we can do it
Speaker 3: the other way. Okay, So uh, me and Enya and
Speaker 3: Josh went to two movies in a row and it
Speaker 3: was so fucking lit and.
Speaker 2: We saw, well, you, I know you stink. I make
Speaker 2: it funny, like I don't do that every episode. I
Speaker 2: think it is okay, and that feels to smell your.
Speaker 4: Nice you like that.
Speaker 1: I think it's okay to smell yourself because I'd rather
Speaker 1: smell myself than like wait for someone like that clip.
Speaker 3: Of that girl at the festival, like smelling herself when
Speaker 3: she's jumping around and having a good time and then
Speaker 3: she smells herself and puts her arms down like people
Speaker 3: were making fun of her at first, but then the
Speaker 3: rest of the world was like wait no, like that's
Speaker 3: so good in yourself aware and thank you for putting
Speaker 3: your stab.
Speaker 2: I think my stinks. My must smells really good, so
Speaker 2: I would keep my arms.
Speaker 3: Up attract attracts some some fine specimens. But we saw
Speaker 3: two movies in a row. We saw the movie I'm
Speaker 3: gonna talk about is what fucking movie is it?
Speaker 2: Barbarian?
Speaker 3: Barbarian? Barbarian is fucking a masterpiece. It's like terrifying and
Speaker 3: hilarious and like it's it like no point is are
Speaker 3: you able to really guess what's gonna happen next? It's
Speaker 3: like one of those like dude, it's so f I
Speaker 3: don't want to spoil it because like going.
Speaker 2: Into gond was.
Speaker 3: So don't watch a trailer. Go watch it without a trailer.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking funny too, Like it was.
Speaker 2: Nothing I did that was like the last thing I expected.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it was.
Speaker 1: So I watched did go see it because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna fucking suck, because I hate scary movies
Speaker 1: because I think they're so like.
Speaker 3: It was like the first like good scary movie in
Speaker 3: a while. Yeah, like since like Midsommar.
Speaker 1: Also, what I just thought about was you know the
Speaker 1: audio that's going where I was like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: actually supposed to be in that music video, Yeah, I was,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's just supposed to be making fun
Speaker 1: of people who randomly were like, oh dude, I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be in that movie. But I got invited
Speaker 1: to the premiere of that movie and I didn't go,
Speaker 1: And I literally was like, wow, I got invited.
Speaker 2: To that premiere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at the end of the movie, you announced it
Speaker 3: to the entire full fucking theater, Like, damn, I should
Speaker 3: have gone to that. I should have I was invited to.
Speaker 3: That was so good. But it was also just like
Speaker 3: one of those movies that you get to be rowdy
Speaker 3: and and like no one can be mad because like
Speaker 3: you can yell, it can be like damn.
Speaker 2: I was cracking up. I said.
Speaker 3: We were laughing at the wrong times.
Speaker 1: I said buruh really loud at one point and literally
Speaker 1: like got a laugh and it was way.
Speaker 3: Too good for me, Like, oh, do you know we
Speaker 3: didn't even talk about this, but literally before, like right
Speaker 3: when the movie started, like I'm not joking, like a
Speaker 3: minute into it, like this really silent part happened and
Speaker 3: then literally you just hear someone's ring tone and it's
Speaker 3: like do you like Pina? And then it cuts off
Speaker 3: and he just runs out of the theater and we.
Speaker 2: Died because I, first of all, that is your.
Speaker 1: Ring too, yeah, exactly, like what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 3: It was so lit.
Speaker 1: Also, you know, we had to clap for Nicole Kidman
Speaker 1: and we got the theater literally rolling.
Speaker 8: In yeah yeah, in crafts in crack her amc like
Speaker 8: before the movie thing like we were like and then
Speaker 8: the whole theater just all like curst out laughing.
Speaker 1: It started clapping because everybody, like when it started kind
Speaker 1: of went dead silent because everybody knew.
Speaker 2: And was like, oh my god, it's it's the commercial
Speaker 2: and it was a pack theater. It just felt so good.
Speaker 2: Life is a Bad Baby. But the other.
Speaker 1: Movie we saw was Fire of Love and genuinely best
Speaker 1: movie ever, best soundtrack ever. I love that fucking movie.
Speaker 1: I'm literally going to make. Me and Drew have decided
Speaker 1: we're going to make volcanoes personality and we are going
Speaker 1: to see a volcano, if not for his birthday, for my.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna go to Iceland and we're not. There's
Speaker 3: two types of volcanos and we learned this from the movie.
Speaker 3: There's grays and there's Red. I want to we want
Speaker 3: to see Red The Red. The Red is beautiful one,
Speaker 3: but like the composition of the shots in that movie
Speaker 3: was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It made me like really really envious, and like I
Speaker 1: have this issue where when I see someone creating really
Speaker 1: good art that somehow feels like I can make, I
Speaker 1: get this like weird feeling where I'm like I have
Speaker 1: to do that, but then I'm like, that is literally
Speaker 1: not something I'm capable of doing, because.
Speaker 2: It was just dude, it was like gorgeous.
Speaker 3: It was like audibly being like oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like couldn't shut the fuck up because we
Speaker 1: just kept being like, dude, what like it was like
Speaker 1: comical how good it was, and then it really just yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, That's something I really love. Is
Speaker 1: like I think my favorite kind of like the reason
Speaker 1: why I love documentaries and the ones I usually go
Speaker 1: to watch are ones where I'm watching footage from like
Speaker 1: just somebody like videoing somebody they like and like or
Speaker 1: like love, and like that's.
Speaker 2: Like the best kind of footage to watch. I love
Speaker 2: that so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw it together, okay.
Speaker 2: And that's what I love.
Speaker 1: Is just like people filming themselves are like, which is
Speaker 1: actually crazy to think about. Because that's that's why like
Speaker 1: YouTube and like the internet does so well, is because
Speaker 1: people just inherently like that because they'd like to feel human,
Speaker 1: which is like the simplest thing anybody's But.
Speaker 3: Like it was just so good, literally a masterpiece, and.
Speaker 2: Like that was the post I was trying to buy
Speaker 2: is being yelled at.
Speaker 3: Ye if you see Barbarian or if you want to
Speaker 3: see Barbarian or Fire of Love, you go see Fire
Speaker 3: of Love.
Speaker 1: Of the two, but I will say it is like
Speaker 1: a slow documentary and it's like it's a French documentary
Speaker 1: because they were a French volcane volcanist on vulcanate just
Speaker 1: the hardest word ever. So because one's a documentary and
Speaker 1: then one's like a blast to watch, but like it
Speaker 1: just depends the mood you're in. But both are so
Speaker 1: fucking good. I would see Fire of Love again, like
Speaker 1: I like annually. I'm like I need to say, yeah.
Speaker 3: I would see it again, just because it's I would
Speaker 3: see both. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just about to say, like both are just.
Speaker 3: To catch the little things, but yeah, Fire of Love
Speaker 3: was really really fucking credible. Whoever directed and edited that
Speaker 3: movie and did the sound design that movie fucking clussy
Speaker 3: into Yeah, Like walking into it, I was like, I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, this is gonna be like cool they
Speaker 3: used or this is gonna be cool, but it's not
Speaker 3: gonna be great because they used all the good footage
Speaker 3: for the trailer and I've already seen it all, but
Speaker 3: like it was jam packed hour and forty minutes of
Speaker 3: like the most incredible, beautiful footage you've ever seen, the
Speaker 3: most dangerous footage you've ever seen. It's literally the soundtrack
Speaker 3: I've ever.
Speaker 1: Seen, so just the most romantic thing I've seen in
Speaker 1: a long time. Yeah, Like that was the crazy part.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a documentary about something so science based
Speaker 1: that was like so romantic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, based on love and dude, those freaks were like
Speaker 3: philosophical geniuses. Like their writing was gorgeous. But for my
Speaker 3: music media, I gotta to talk.
Speaker 9: About Love of Fire or Fire of Love soundtrack so
Speaker 9: Orca by Nicholas Godden, the Big Ship two thousand and
Speaker 9: four by Brian Enu, and then.
Speaker 3: They they had Forever Time Journeys by Naraan Rattan in it,
Speaker 3: which was fucking lit. But Clouds Up by Air is
Speaker 3: the other one that like was really shocking to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that whole soundtrack.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's just a great sound It's.
Speaker 2: Literally literally, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I think it was like the best soundtrack of all time,
Speaker 1: and like the best, it was the best like non
Speaker 1: original soundtrack ever, like because when I was watching it,
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, some of these songs had to
Speaker 1: be made for this, but no, it was just whoever
Speaker 1: curated the soundtrack for that was like so spot on,
Speaker 1: It was so literally everything on that fucking soundtrack is top.
Speaker 2: And then No Bitterness by Alex the.
Speaker 3: Only one that last part I felt like the last.
Speaker 1: Part by York Wish by Blood Orange, which is I
Speaker 1: already think I fucking said that. I think I already
Speaker 1: fucking said that the fuck never could have been worth
Speaker 1: by everything but the.
Speaker 3: Girl, everything but the bagel.
Speaker 2: And then wait, what album is this? Something of it's uh,
Speaker 2: give me one second? Oh oh, port and Spark by
Speaker 2: Joni Mitchell because I got it on CD.
Speaker 1: Finally, because I haven't been able to listen to Joni
Speaker 1: Mitchell in so long because since she's not on streaming services,
Speaker 1: I think she's just not on Spotify. Maybe she's on Apple,
Speaker 1: but I use Spotify, so.
Speaker 3: You better work were queer? Yeah, we que Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I have to start buying.
Speaker 1: I think I've already said this, but I gotta start
Speaker 1: buying like CDs. She is on Apple, but I don't
Speaker 1: use Apple, so I just haven't listened to her in
Speaker 1: a long time. And that was really nice because I
Speaker 1: got to use my next CD player. I just have
Speaker 1: to get CDs of all like the classics. I have
Speaker 1: to go like make a list and like find them
Speaker 1: for dirty because I don't want to spend.
Speaker 2: CDs are so new, CDs are so.
Speaker 3: Expensive now so expensive.
Speaker 2: But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed and loved and had a blast
Speaker 3: in a great time. You're wonderful. You're beautiful. Every emergency
Speaker 3: intercompan I've ever met in my entire life, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: y'all are pretty. So if I've met you, you're pretty.
Speaker 2: And if I've met you, fuck, ain't you come?
Speaker 3: Kiddy,