Speaker 1: Looking Jubiles second, d I think Jose Blangniels will back
Speaker 1: me up on this. The best way to ask a
Speaker 1: girl out is to stalk her Facebook profile just randomly,
Speaker 1: then friend requests her yes, and then ask her out. Yes.
Speaker 1: That way she knows you're paying attention to her. It
Speaker 1: works for what it is. It works for Jose Yeah,
Speaker 1: single and alone. Yeah, but he gets dates. Yeah that
Speaker 1: never call him back again, still get dates, gets dates.
Speaker 1: That's what David did, right, David. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. I don't think. But David,
Speaker 1: he doesn't even want to be compared to No, I
Speaker 1: did not do that. Your email that you sent us
Speaker 1: says that you found this girl online on Facebook and
Speaker 1: just kind of randomly we're looking through her picture gallery.
Speaker 1: Then decided to friend her and ask her out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't everyone to do that seriously, right, I don't know,
Speaker 1: can a girl tell if you're looking at her photos
Speaker 1: and stuff? No? No, not at all. Yeah, so what's
Speaker 1: the big deal if you if you like one from
Speaker 1: two years ago? It might be a little suspicious. But
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I'm out of the singles game.
Speaker 1: But Lydia, would you honestly say yes to a random
Speaker 1: dude on Facebook. No, I'm a little too scared. After
Speaker 1: Catfish came out, thank you, David tell us about Mandy Play.
Speaker 1: I started checking photos out of her like she was
Speaker 1: smoking hot, like her body's unreal. Um and then yeah,
Speaker 1: so then I just a friend request her and then uh,
Speaker 1: I was kind of just waiting for my right time
Speaker 1: to like swing on in and take her out on
Speaker 1: the date or something. And it just happened like a
Speaker 1: week or two ago actually, so um tell us about
Speaker 1: the actual date. All the date was sick. I mean
Speaker 1: I'm sick. So I picked her up and we went
Speaker 1: to this bar that across the street from that from
Speaker 1: that sweet ass aquarium after the first time I took
Speaker 1: a chick in. The aquarium is actually a really cute date.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it sick or a sweet ass aquarium.
Speaker 1: That place is pretty sweet, Like that place brought it's sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what's the sweet ass aquarium? What was the hell?
Speaker 1: So they have like you know the part where the
Speaker 1: they have like the sea orders and stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: and like they had the octopus exhibit and stuff like
Speaker 1: otop octopis octopuses or octopie. I don't know. Octopus. Octopus
Speaker 1: actually sound weird. I don't know, it just sounds weird.
Speaker 1: I think it's just octopus. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like it was sick and just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I like being underwater and stuff, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was nice to be stated too. I didn't get
Speaker 1: to get drown before I went to the aquarium in
Speaker 1: elementary school. You know, I kind of wanted to do.
Speaker 1: You were drunk, no, not like uber drunks. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: She obviously seemed really into this too. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I thought so. I mean she she was having a
Speaker 1: great old time. We're giggling and laughing, you know, or
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I mean it was just it was a
Speaker 1: great time. It was one of the chilliest, most actome
Speaker 1: dates I've ever had, honestly, So what did you do?
Speaker 1: You can't make fun of the way at least room
Speaker 1: he's used words, yea, these words that are still relevant
Speaker 1: in twenty and thirteen. Is not a current word. He
Speaker 1: just made chill as stuff. I've never heard that form of,
Speaker 1: but the other ones I've heard before. At least he's
Speaker 1: not going and we raised the roof and until you know, listen,
Speaker 1: so you say that, still don't judge me, right phrase,
Speaker 1: how'd how'd your date end? It could ended better? I
Speaker 1: guess she didn't want to get another drink, Unfortunately, I
Speaker 1: was seeing that she wanted to grab a two more.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, and then she gave me this like
Speaker 1: wackass side hug, and then it's like left wack ass
Speaker 1: side hug. It was the first date, and I'm hoping
Speaker 1: she's just kind of a quiet girl. That's what she
Speaker 1: seemed like. And okay, inside evening, I've experit called her
Speaker 1: a bunch of times. She messed me back once. It's
Speaker 1: just saying that she was busy and she hit me
Speaker 1: up later, and of course she never did. David, you
Speaker 1: do a lot of listening on your date or just
Speaker 1: mostly talking. I get excited easily, Okay. Sometimes I didn
Speaker 1: get carried away with my convos because I just kind
Speaker 1: of start yapping. Like I'm older. Now I realized this
Speaker 1: is my habit. I wasn't a lot that wasn't so
Speaker 1: much about her. Yeah, yeah, David sounds like every guy
Speaker 1: I've ever dated, which really worries me. All right, David, David,
Speaker 1: you're gonna call. We're gonna say is that. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: you're talking a little talking a little snack right there.
Speaker 1: But what's wrong with that? Like, I just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I like to do sports and stuff. Like
Speaker 1: she didn't really get that, but I mean did animals?
Speaker 1: All right? Animals? You okay, David, We're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: come back and get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 1: sounds like a player. Okay, just hang on. I want
Speaker 1: to be brooking Jubil in the morning. Second. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want a second date update, all you have to
Speaker 1: do is email us Brook and Jewil at Moving nine
Speaker 1: two five dot com. We will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back, like we're about to do for Dave.
Speaker 1: Dave emailed us about Mandy. He stalked her on Facebook.
Speaker 1: She agreed to a date with him. He went out
Speaker 1: for some drinks and took her to the aquarium and
Speaker 1: and got an awkward side hug at the end of
Speaker 1: the evening as Yeah, I just want you to get
Speaker 1: it correct. That's how I was dated. He hasn't heard
Speaker 1: from her in a week or so. David, I was
Speaker 1: just looking over your email. You try to buy her
Speaker 1: a gift at the gift shop. Yeah, totally she could
Speaker 1: you know, I have a little memory of the awesome
Speaker 1: like aquarium time, we add. I don't know that's awesome?
Speaker 1: Would you? Were you trying to buy her? Oh one
Speaker 1: of those like cute little like stuffed animal sea auder
Speaker 1: things like who doesn't like a sea auter? They're still
Speaker 1: freaking cute? What agreed? Why did? Why didn't you get
Speaker 1: it for her? I saw the face that she gave
Speaker 1: me like when I offered it to her, and it
Speaker 1: kind of made me sad. I was like, I probably do.
Speaker 1: She didn't want it. Yeah, I know that sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: If someone vane out dating someone about me, the seattter,
Speaker 1: I'd be thankful. Thank you exactly. I'm sure you want
Speaker 1: to call her whatever. She sounds like a terrible person,
Speaker 1: like a seal hater. All right, here we go, We're
Speaker 1: gonna call her, Okay, all right, sick? Hello? Hey, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Mandy please? Mandy, this is the Seattle
Speaker 1: Aquarium calling you recently visited our lovely establishment? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you calling? Well, we're missing a sea otter
Speaker 1: from the gift shop and wondering if you might be
Speaker 1: the culprit. What This is actually jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five.
Speaker 1: How are you fine? I'm fine. What's going on? Like
Speaker 1: how they went from weird to weird again? Yeah? What's
Speaker 1: going on is you recently went on a date with
Speaker 1: a guy named David to the Seattle Aquarium, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: and David wants to go out with you again. He
Speaker 1: liked you a lot, but he's wondering why you won't
Speaker 1: answer his phone calls. Okay, is there any particular reason
Speaker 1: why you don't want to see David again? Well, it
Speaker 1: came across his tea bag to me and seems to
Speaker 1: talk a lot. Oh, he talks so much and he
Speaker 1: has so much energy, but he seems like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's sincere good intentions. Well not so much on the date.
Speaker 1: What were some of the highlights or lowlights of the date.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering what a date with David is? Like sick, bro.
Speaker 1: He bought me shots? Yeah, on a first date, and
Speaker 1: I thought, why why did he trying to lick me up? Wait?
Speaker 1: Did you take the shots though, Mandy? I mean, did
Speaker 1: you drink with him and have a good chard? Was
Speaker 1: just my He's like shot, you know, take on. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: might as to be drust during this nac Let's go
Speaker 1: check out the bi valves over the aquarium is awesome.
Speaker 1: So you didn't like the fact that he was trying
Speaker 1: to do shots at dinner? You didn't like going to
Speaker 1: the aquarium because I figured that would be a good
Speaker 1: place to take a date. Here's this thing like the quarium.
Speaker 1: At first it seemed like a cute idea, but when
Speaker 1: it got there, like, hey, is so drunk that he
Speaker 1: goes up to the octopus thing and starts humping the
Speaker 1: window again, Okay, it sounds like a fun date to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, you went out on a date with a
Speaker 1: guy that stocks you on Facebook. Were you really shocked
Speaker 1: by all this? I don't know. I just don't. He
Speaker 1: seemed nice on Facebook, and it's always nice to be
Speaker 1: told you're pretty, you know what I mean? Yeah, My
Speaker 1: big question for you is why would you turn down
Speaker 1: a gifted the gift shop? He asked me if I
Speaker 1: wanted to gift the gift shop. I'm just like, no,
Speaker 1: that's fine. So he he pulls out a gift from
Speaker 1: his pocket. It's a locket with a picture of me
Speaker 1: in my BIKKINI a picture he must have gotten on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and his face on the other side. It was mainly
Speaker 1: my chest. Okay, well, it's just not I got tind
Speaker 1: to say something. Sorry, hey man, Sorry, what up? Mandy? Mandy?
Speaker 1: That's that's David. He was actually listening the whole time.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to be funny, because like I thought,
Speaker 1: it was just gonna be like a thing, like you're
Speaker 1: like talking snack on it. I don't. I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to like be creepy or anything. I'm sorry it it
Speaker 1: was like, looks weird about that. There are so many
Speaker 1: levels of weird, likeas bikinis all the time. Not helping David. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, who don't saved it before the aquarium?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like getting David wrong with that? Is
Speaker 1: it something you do often? David? Well, sometimes on my
Speaker 1: taco Tuesdays or something, I'll have like some tequila. But
Speaker 1: you know, in general, I wait until Thursday or Friday.
Speaker 1: You don't have to wait. How old are you, David Well,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty twenty four. Yeah, hey, and Brooke. Fun like
Speaker 1: that never has to stop it, David sounds like you're
Speaker 1: doing the right thing. It's fine. So you pulled out, David,
Speaker 1: you pulled out a picture of her and a locket
Speaker 1: of her in a bikini. You can see why she
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to go out with you, right, not at all?
Speaker 1: Because I thought it was like a nice kind gesture,
Speaker 1: and I was hoping. I was hoping there'd be like
Speaker 1: a cute little sea otter locket thing there that I
Speaker 1: could put that picture in and to be even more fun. David,
Speaker 1: there's a reason why you left that information out when
Speaker 1: you were talking to us. No lay and what's wrong
Speaker 1: with humping an octopus? Like, I'm serious, I'm not like
Speaker 1: trying to get off humping an octopus. I just was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: he actually went by the Sea honors and tried to
Speaker 1: hop them too and French kiss them. It sounds like
Speaker 1: a fun time. I want to go out with them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a lot of fun. Trus out of
Speaker 1: me because obviously Mandy didn't take it, and like, obviously
Speaker 1: we'd have a good turn, bro, so maybe we can
Speaker 1: be winged in and go reache it all right, sounds
Speaker 1: like a plan to me, Hey, Mandy, Mandy, before I
Speaker 1: agree to going out with David. I do have to
Speaker 1: ask you this, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with David? We will pay for it. I
Speaker 1: don't think give him another shot. He's just you're just
Speaker 1: having a good time. It's okay, it's fine, I'll pass o. Man, whatever,
Speaker 1: it's still I mean, it's no big deal. I get
Speaker 1: it out of the whole thing. Hell yeah, dude, thank you, bro,
Speaker 1: you getting me. Yeah, You're freaking awesome. Man. This is
Speaker 1: why I listen to you guys all the time. Like
Speaker 1: you guys make sense to me. No one else makes
Speaker 1: sense or that don't make sense to the I don't know,
Speaker 1: And I'm proud that we're the only people that make
Speaker 1: sense to you. I'm proud of that. This is what
Speaker 1: I worry about with our show. I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know that, David, yep, Sorry you didn't get
Speaker 1: the second date. Man, dude, Bro, it's it's not the
Speaker 1: end of the world. It's okay. Obviously Mandy's kind of
Speaker 1: lame and doesn't not have a good time, so I
Speaker 1: don't even know if Mandy's still theres she is. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll see you around and I won't have shops
Speaker 1: you next time. He'll be us having a good time
Speaker 1: at the end of the bar, and you'll be over
Speaker 1: there and you're quiet. Pace you well. In the morning,
Speaker 1: I'll you something to Red Big