Speaker 1: Don't eat cereal with your hands, bet him.
Speaker 2: When you had a gem in.
Speaker 1: Eat cereal from the.
Speaker 3: Your milk is.
Speaker 1: Cooooning, spoon man, Come together, look to ride cereals. He's
Speaker 1: gotta behind Andrew cereal chills. Yeah, they're two friends with difference.
Speaker 1: Shame says awful one, says coloonef a.
Speaker 2: This silly show and okay, cool, I stop.
Speaker 4: I want to stop.
Speaker 3: It stopped?
Speaker 2: Okay cool?
Speaker 3: Hi Andrew, Hi Scott, How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 2: I'm great? How are my levels? Do I sound good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You do sound good as long as you stay
Speaker 3: at a consistent voice modulation, like you know, if you're
Speaker 3: like even keeled. Hey, Scott, how you doing? You're good?
Speaker 3: But when you go hey, you know, then it goes
Speaker 3: up and it's annoying. Sometimes I can get loud. Oh,
Speaker 3: welcome to Serial Killers. It's so good to have Andrew back.
Speaker 3: I was very upset on Friday because it was just Danielle.
Speaker 3: I do love Danielle, but you know, there was an
Speaker 3: element of the show that was missing, and it was Andrew.
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, thanks Scott. That's so nice of you.
Speaker 3: But I know that you are very busy, and I'm
Speaker 3: sure this sit on your ass ball was very successful.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you watched and tweeted along I did.
Speaker 3: It was really you did a wonderful job. And I
Speaker 3: know what if you didn't get to see it? Does
Speaker 3: it still live on YouTube or.
Speaker 2: Is it on our Where is it it's on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's still on YouTube, so you can just watch
Speaker 3: it whenever you.
Speaker 4: Want YouTube dot com, slash Elvis Durant Show, and a
Speaker 4: big thanks to everyone who worked on it.
Speaker 3: Awesome. I got something for you. Oh what listen? Okay,
Speaker 3: it's not today, No, it's not today, but it is
Speaker 3: on Thursday. And you know we don't have a podcast
Speaker 3: until Friday, so I'd rather give it to you before
Speaker 3: than be belated.
Speaker 2: Oh well, huh. You know you're the first, so that's
Speaker 2: still kind of you.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Andrew, Thank.
Speaker 2: You, Scott.
Speaker 3: What do you like? Twenty two?
Speaker 2: No, I'm twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Now, wow, you're almost thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tell me about it. It's not great.
Speaker 3: You're almost not a millennial anymore.
Speaker 2: What now, Okay, I'll just you know what, we'll go
Speaker 2: with it, all right.
Speaker 3: Cool. Hey, so, since you weren't here on Friday, you
Speaker 3: kind of screwed up the sequence of the cereals that
Speaker 3: I sent out, So if you could grab your baggies
Speaker 3: for me, please, let's try to figure this out.
Speaker 2: Hold on, because now my mom is coming down to
Speaker 2: Oh I.
Speaker 3: See, hey, Donna, Why you gotta do me like that?
Speaker 4: Donna's talking to me through a computer.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, why you gotta do me like that?
Speaker 3: All right? So listen, where are your baggies, your cereal baggies?
Speaker 3: Take them out?
Speaker 2: I'm doing one oh four.
Speaker 3: No, you're not doing any of that. You messed it up.
Speaker 3: Take out your bags andrew take them out.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they're all out.
Speaker 3: Let me see your bags.
Speaker 2: This one is one oh well, you scratched it out
Speaker 2: and put one oh five two.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm telling you you messed everything up. So that's
Speaker 3: going to be today. So keep that one aside and
Speaker 3: let me see the other one that says one O
Speaker 3: five purple. Nope, you can eat those or throw them out.
Speaker 3: We did that. Sorry?
Speaker 2: Can I try it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You could try it. That was a Cascadian farm
Speaker 3: berry vanilla puffs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, these are delicious.
Speaker 3: You like those?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I wish I got this?
Speaker 3: Oh you know, with no milk? What do you give it?
Speaker 2: I give that a solid four.
Speaker 3: Okay, I gave that four as well. See where bull
Speaker 3: brothers or what we're bull brothers?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't use that term ever in my presence.
Speaker 2: This one one oh four to two.
Speaker 3: No, that's going to be today. Leave that aside. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is episode one oh four of Serial Killers. I'm
Speaker 3: Scotty be here in New York City.
Speaker 2: And you're in and I'm in Morganville, New Jersey.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you're not in front of that window anymore.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 2: I decided to be in my kitchen today. I felt
Speaker 2: like this was a fun place to be.
Speaker 3: All Right, I got you.
Speaker 2: The only problem is that the acoustics are very loud.
Speaker 2: So my mom is on the phone walking back and forth.
Speaker 2: So if you hear someone on the phone, that's her.
Speaker 3: Well, as long as she's not vacuuming today. So let's
Speaker 3: go for those flake looking things. These things don't you
Speaker 3: know what a flake is.
Speaker 2: These don't look like flakes. They look like beans, like
Speaker 2: dried beans.
Speaker 3: Okay, give me the bag that looks like flakes.
Speaker 2: One O three one.
Speaker 3: That one has.
Speaker 2: Clusters in it, right, yeah, this one has clusters.
Speaker 3: That's not it. It's just the flakes.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one is a bag full of flakes.
Speaker 3: Perfect, that's what we're doing right now.
Speaker 2: Can you show me what your flake looks like so
Speaker 2: this way I can compare.
Speaker 3: Go ahead and pour that into a cup, Andrew, But
Speaker 3: what if I have the wrong one? No, they're the
Speaker 3: proper flakes.
Speaker 2: You told me that we're only doing two, and I
Speaker 2: put those two to the side.
Speaker 3: We are only doing two. Huh once again because you
Speaker 3: blew me off on Friday show, Danielle and I had
Speaker 3: to do two, so now you have four more. We
Speaker 3: have enough for two more shows right now.
Speaker 2: I wish that you remembered what you labeled the bags.
Speaker 2: That would have made this all so much easier.
Speaker 3: Did remember, But you messed up by not being here,
Speaker 3: and I had to use the ones that Danielle had
Speaker 3: in her house, which wasn't going to be until next week. Anyway,
Speaker 3: pour those flakes into a cup.
Speaker 2: How about that sounds great? Buck Bucko? Now would you
Speaker 2: call me bucco?
Speaker 3: Oh bucko?
Speaker 2: Okay, I like you're shirt today. You're acting very much
Speaker 2: like a dairy queen.
Speaker 3: Thanks. Well, we went there last night with the kids.
Speaker 2: Oh fun.
Speaker 3: I did not get anything. Cooper got a s'mores blizzard
Speaker 3: and Ashley got a cotton candy blizzard. Disgusting. Ugh, what
Speaker 3: are you doing?
Speaker 2: You know, because it is Friday. As much as you
Speaker 2: don't want to hear that, I am still working for
Speaker 2: a show that's going on tonight.
Speaker 3: Today's not Friday, Today's Monday. Stop confusing people.
Speaker 2: Well you can cut this out then in post production,
Speaker 2: you idiot.
Speaker 3: I think people like me and Danielle better than me
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 4: Oh, because you read all the reviews, You've just been
Speaker 4: on it, you've been online, you've been standing the red.
Speaker 3: So anyway, the cereal that you're about to eat is
Speaker 3: Annie's homegrown organic frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: Look, oh, I'm excited for this. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 3: They're frosted flakes and if you go on their website
Speaker 3: you get a free sticker with proof of purchase.
Speaker 2: Oo.
Speaker 3: I like, let's try some Annie's frosted flakes here one
Speaker 3: two three mm. Because they're frosted oat flakes and not
Speaker 3: frosted corn flakes, there's a different consistency to them. But
Speaker 3: they're very sweet. I like them. They're good.
Speaker 2: I like these.
Speaker 3: It almost tastes like frosted raisin bran. Flakes.
Speaker 2: I would agree with that entirely. I think that's a
Speaker 2: great assessment, Scott.
Speaker 3: Although I know that your tongue cannot tell the difference
Speaker 3: between oat and brand. These are oat flakes, but they
Speaker 3: do have a little essence of brand flakes.
Speaker 2: Can you send these to my house?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You have them marked there?
Speaker 2: Shut up, give me the box.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll send you the box, thank you. Sure.
Speaker 2: I like this. This gets four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it four balls because you know
Speaker 3: that I don't love frosted flakes as much.
Speaker 1: As you do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but these are pretty good, and they're probably a
Speaker 3: little bit more on the healthier side, not because they're organic.
Speaker 3: But let's see best ingredients. I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3: Whole grain oats, whole grain wheat, cane, sugar, tapioca syrup,
Speaker 3: sea salt, natural flavor, and some other stuff.
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's the tapioca you're thinking of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not the tapioca pearls they have in the bubbled me.
Speaker 2: That's always good.
Speaker 3: I like the tapioca pudding that comes in the tubs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know what nasty. Even my mom
Speaker 2: who just passed said that that's nasty. We both think
Speaker 2: you're disgusting.
Speaker 3: Your mom passed my my, Oh my god. Oh you
Speaker 3: mean she walked by?
Speaker 2: Yes, she walked by. Do you not use that term?
Speaker 3: Jesus? What past?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're walking past somebody.
Speaker 3: I would have said, my mom just walked by. Said yeah,
Speaker 3: don't take his side.
Speaker 2: You're my mom.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody takes my side.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's so cereal? Get it over with, idiot.
Speaker 3: So the next the next one's going to be the
Speaker 3: one that looks like the dried beans, as you.
Speaker 2: Say, dried beans. This one. Wait, you could have just
Speaker 2: made this whole episode so much easier if you just
Speaker 2: told me to take out bag one O four and
Speaker 2: one O two.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're numbered anymore. I told you
Speaker 3: you messed everything up.
Speaker 2: Uh huh ooh these smelled, these smells.
Speaker 3: Let me see, you might have the wrong thing. Let
Speaker 3: me say, like, honey smacks, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it. Hold on, I have to play something Serial
Speaker 3: Killers listener request. Oh it's been a long time since
Speaker 3: I got to play that, because this one comes from
Speaker 3: is this Ramiro? Oh damn it? Yeah, I think this
Speaker 3: is our buddy Ramiro he sent. Now, my mom has
Speaker 3: been eating this stuff for years. I never quite understood it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the word means. I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 3: I think maybe it's the type of grain. Have you
Speaker 3: ever heard of kamut?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 3: Kamut?
Speaker 2: Is it? No? I don't know what the heck of
Speaker 2: kamut is.
Speaker 3: Look, I have to say, I really like the smell.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this.
Speaker 3: They're just dryed puffs, and they always come in bags.
Speaker 3: This one is from Nature's Path. I don't know if
Speaker 3: any other brands make kamut, but my mom always says,
Speaker 3: next time you're at the shop, right, can you get
Speaker 3: me six bags of kamut because it's all I eat.
Speaker 2: My mom doesn't think your mom sounds like that. Wait,
Speaker 2: do you want to try this one?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 2: You don't want to try komut? Okay, fine, don't be
Speaker 2: a special guest on my podcast. It's like you don't
Speaker 2: even support my career.
Speaker 3: Oh so now it's your career. Okay, I see when
Speaker 3: it's good for you. It's your career.
Speaker 2: This is kom Oh wait, she's trying it. Don't look
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 3: They look like honey smacks, but a little bit longer.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've got to have it. With the milk.
Speaker 2: We're using Kirkland organic low fat milk. It's one percent.
Speaker 2: You can't eat it yet.
Speaker 3: And I'm using Bowl and Basket one percent low fat
Speaker 3: milk from shopright.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, are we ready? It smells like wheat, yeah,
Speaker 2: like puff wheat, but there's no like flavor to it,
Speaker 2: like sugary flavor. Ready, let's see here we go?
Speaker 3: One, two, three, Oh god, well yeah, old people probably
Speaker 3: like that. Oh wait, sorry, she's still there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she likes it. You like this with slice banana,
Speaker 2: slice banana.
Speaker 3: So it's very plain. Basically, what it is is a
Speaker 3: honey smack with no sugar whatsoever.
Speaker 2: It's puffed wheat, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: It is whole grain commot. I don't even know how
Speaker 3: to say this word. Korrashkorrashing wheat puffs. That's all it's
Speaker 3: in it. It's it's just puffed wheat, that's really all
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this takes like a deserted island food Like you
Speaker 4: would find this growing and be like, oh great, they
Speaker 4: have kmut.
Speaker 3: Like I bet your friend Michelle would really like this.
Speaker 2: No, probably, or would give her like flashbacks. And then
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be great time.
Speaker 3: How's she doing over there? And survivor are they done yet?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: What day is this? Big day? Is supposed to be?
Speaker 3: Today's Monday? Andrew?
Speaker 2: It's April? What twenty seven? Yes, she's still on that island?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeap?
Speaker 3: How they're gonna get her off of there?
Speaker 2: Well? I mean you know it was filmed last year?
Speaker 3: Right, Oh that's right. So she actually back in New Jersey,
Speaker 3: edt or she's still stuck in Florida.
Speaker 2: No, she's back in New Jersey now, oh.
Speaker 3: Good, okay, good.
Speaker 2: We'll have to visit her again soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, like you say, anytime she's on
Speaker 3: our ratings are huge.
Speaker 2: Yep, people love it.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to listen to just me and you because
Speaker 3: we suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah pretty much?
Speaker 3: By bye, Donna? What do you give that?
Speaker 4: How do so? Out of five bowls? So we do
Speaker 4: five balls and then a spoon is like a half
Speaker 4: a star.
Speaker 3: So Donna gives it a wasn't bad, three or three
Speaker 3: and a half it was okay, So she gives it
Speaker 3: three balls and a spoon. Okay, three balls and a spoon,
Speaker 3: very good. I'm going to give it I'm going to
Speaker 3: give it two balls. It's it's super plain. There's no
Speaker 3: sweetness whatsoever, So two balls for me.
Speaker 2: I give this two balls and a spoon. Obviously, the
Speaker 2: old lady legs.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, don every wonderful week, give you a boy
Speaker 3: birthday kisses for me? You know what, I gave it
Speaker 3: two balls, yet I'm still eating it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's a just their cereal. It is.
Speaker 3: It's very plain. It's okay, I mean, you know what. Look,
Speaker 3: you know me. I don't do stuff to stuff, but
Speaker 3: I would put strawberries in this and it probably pretty good.
Speaker 2: Know what I would do?
Speaker 4: Hear me out on this, Okay, I had a little
Speaker 4: bit of sea salt, Nope, and then use it as
Speaker 4: like a snack, like a salty snack, like a trail mix.
Speaker 3: But has nothing to do with a trail mix. It's
Speaker 3: just one thing.
Speaker 2: Why can't you just support me?
Speaker 3: Well, because by definition, a trail mix has more than
Speaker 3: one item in it. All right, Well, see that's it,
Speaker 3: We're done.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot what we're to do in two cereals.
Speaker 3: No bonus box. I mean I could do a bonus box, but.
Speaker 2: You won't be able to try it okay, it's okay.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm still on the search for new cinnamon cheerios.
Speaker 3: They apparently are in some stores because they've been spotted.
Speaker 3: I have spotters out there.
Speaker 2: What does your Cereal Furry guy have to say.
Speaker 3: Cereal Furry Guy, Joel, He does not have anything new
Speaker 3: right now because this store is just kind of mayhem
Speaker 3: and they get what they get and they don't get upset,
Speaker 3: so whatever comes in they just throw on the shelf
Speaker 3: and that's it. Yeah. I actually have to go shopping today,
Speaker 3: so we'll see how that goes. Because Danielle asked me
Speaker 3: to get her Actone nail polish remover. She can't find
Speaker 3: it anywhere, so I have to go into the store
Speaker 3: donning a mask and gloves and wait online so I
Speaker 3: can get Danielle a bottle of q TeX's nail polish remover.
Speaker 3: Can't wait.
Speaker 2: You truly are a wonderful person.
Speaker 3: Very I'm a good friend. Well you know, Andrew. Thank
Speaker 3: you for being able to join me today for this
Speaker 3: episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh no problem, Scott. Thank you for always sending me cereal.
Speaker 2: It's nice that we can still do this even if
Speaker 2: we are fifty miles apart.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. You know you missed last week's episode when
Speaker 3: I went to have my milk and it was spoiled
Speaker 3: and I spit it all over the board. What Yeah,
Speaker 3: I poured the milk in the cup and I didn't
Speaker 3: check it first, and it was sour, it was rotten.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Jeff loved cleaning that out of the board.
Speaker 3: Jeff was not here, Jeff is this is his two
Speaker 3: weeks off. Engineer Jeff switches off with engineer Josh two
Speaker 3: weeks on, two weeks off.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that. See all the things I'm
Speaker 2: missing while at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sure they still both get full pay,
Speaker 3: which is cool. All right, So thank you for listening
Speaker 3: to Serial Killer. Hope you have a peaceful, quiet, safe week.
Speaker 3: We will see you on Friday with another fun filled episode.
Speaker 3: Hopefully Andrew will be back for that one, because I've
Speaker 3: already got an episode planned with Nate, So if you
Speaker 3: can't make it, it's going to be me and Nate.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3: We'll see how that goes well.
Speaker 2: Hopefully soon I can come into the studio and be
Speaker 2: there with you. I don't think you mean that, No,
Speaker 2: I swear I do I miss your face.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well look here's my face. Hi.
Speaker 2: It's nice to see your face.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Same here. I do happy, happy, have a very
Speaker 3: happy birthday on Thursday. Enjoyed the last year of your twenties.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it, because it's all downhill from there.
Speaker 2: Oh it feels like it's already been going downhill since
Speaker 2: twenty twenty started. So really let the avalanche continue.
Speaker 1: Yay.
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Speaker 2: a new episode comes, it comes straight to your phone.
Speaker 2: You don't even have to like go and find it.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 3: Yes, and please, we desperately need cereal. I do have some,
Speaker 3: but it's always fun to get it from you guys,
Speaker 3: because you send some whacked out stuff and I love it. Actually,
Speaker 3: I just got a direct message from one of our
Speaker 3: listeners on Instagram who was sending us a giant box
Speaker 3: of assorted cereals and I can't wait to see what's
Speaker 3: in it. Yay, Hey, where can people find the ratings list?
Speaker 3: Because everyone keeps asking and I don't know where it lives.
Speaker 2: Tweet it out again. I'll send you it and then
Speaker 2: you could tweet it out again. But after I posted it,
Speaker 2: everybody was like, this is terrible. I'm going to make
Speaker 2: my own. Well share your own because I would love
Speaker 2: to see what you did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and nobody did it yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So I made a list of the ninety
Speaker 2: five cereals. I still have to add these all.
Speaker 3: Listen, we're just rambling. Gott to go, have a great week.
Speaker 3: We'll see you on Friday. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 3: Serial Killers. And until then, Crunch, you don't even do
Speaker 3: you even wash your hair anymore? I do you need
Speaker 3: a haircut? So bad?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: This is my hair without it.
Speaker 3: You need a haircut?
Speaker 2: You need a haircut?
Speaker 3: I do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Look, Oh my god, is it all this trimp farm?
Speaker 3: I have to stop this