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<v Speaker 1>Don't eat cereal with your hands, bet him.

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<v Speaker 2>When you had a gem in.

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<v Speaker 1>Eat cereal from the.

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<v Speaker 3>Your milk is.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooooning, spoon man, Come together, look to ride cereals. He's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta behind Andrew cereal chills. Yeah, they're two friends with difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Shame says awful one, says coloonef a.

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<v Speaker 2>This silly show and okay, cool, I stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to stop.

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<v Speaker 3>It stopped?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay cool?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi Andrew, Hi Scott, How you doing, buddy?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm great? How are my levels? Do I sound good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You do sound good as long as you stay

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<v Speaker 3>at a consistent voice modulation, like you know, if you're

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<v Speaker 3>like even keeled. Hey, Scott, how you doing? You're good?

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<v Speaker 3>But when you go hey, you know, then it goes

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<v Speaker 3>up and it's annoying. Sometimes I can get loud. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to Serial Killers. It's so good to have Andrew back.

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<v Speaker 3>I was very upset on Friday because it was just Danielle.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love Danielle, but you know, there was an

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<v Speaker 3>element of the show that was missing, and it was Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shoot, thanks Scott. That's so nice of you.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know that you are very busy, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure this sit on your ass ball was very successful.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean you watched and tweeted along I did.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really you did a wonderful job. And I

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<v Speaker 3>know what if you didn't get to see it? Does

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<v Speaker 3>it still live on YouTube or.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it on our Where is it it's on YouTube?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's still on YouTube, so you can just watch

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<v Speaker 3>it whenever you.

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<v Speaker 4>Want YouTube dot com, slash Elvis Durant Show, and a

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<v Speaker 4>big thanks to everyone who worked on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Awesome. I got something for you. Oh what listen? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not today, No, it's not today, but it is

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<v Speaker 3>on Thursday. And you know we don't have a podcast

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<v Speaker 3>until Friday, so I'd rather give it to you before

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<v Speaker 3>than be belated.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, huh. You know you're the first, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>still kind of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy birthday, Andrew, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Scott.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you like? Twenty two?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, wow, you're almost thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, tell me about it. It's not great.

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<v Speaker 3>You're almost not a millennial anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>What now, Okay, I'll just you know what, we'll go

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<v Speaker 2>with it, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool. Hey, so, since you weren't here on Friday, you

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<v Speaker 3>kind of screwed up the sequence of the cereals that

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<v Speaker 3>I sent out, So if you could grab your baggies

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<v Speaker 3>for me, please, let's try to figure this out.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, because now my mom is coming down to

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I.

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<v Speaker 3>See, hey, Donna, Why you gotta do me like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Donna's talking to me through a computer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, why you gotta do me like that?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? So listen, where are your baggies, your cereal baggies?

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<v Speaker 3>Take them out?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing one oh four.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're not doing any of that. You messed it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Take out your bags andrew take them out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, they're all out.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see your bags.

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<v Speaker 2>This one is one oh well, you scratched it out

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<v Speaker 2>and put one oh five two.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm telling you you messed everything up. So that's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be today. So keep that one aside and

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<v Speaker 3>let me see the other one that says one O

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<v Speaker 3>five purple. Nope, you can eat those or throw them out.

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<v Speaker 3>We did that. Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I try it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You could try it. That was a Cascadian farm

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<v Speaker 3>berry vanilla puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, these are delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>You like those?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I wish I got this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know, with no milk? What do you give it?

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<v Speaker 2>I give that a solid four.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I gave that four as well. See where bull

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<v Speaker 3>brothers or what we're bull brothers?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, don't use that term ever in my presence.

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<v Speaker 2>This one one oh four to two.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's going to be today. Leave that aside. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this is episode one oh four of Serial Killers. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>Scotty be here in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're in and I'm in Morganville, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but you're not in front of that window anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I decided to be in my kitchen today. I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like this was a fun place to be.

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<v Speaker 3>All Right, I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>The only problem is that the acoustics are very loud.

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<v Speaker 2>So my mom is on the phone walking back and forth.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you hear someone on the phone, that's her.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, as long as she's not vacuuming today. So let's

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<v Speaker 3>go for those flake looking things. These things don't you

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<v Speaker 3>know what a flake is.

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<v Speaker 2>These don't look like flakes. They look like beans, like

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<v Speaker 2>dried beans.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, give me the bag that looks like flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>One O three one.

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<v Speaker 3>That one has.

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<v Speaker 2>Clusters in it, right, yeah, this one has clusters.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not it. It's just the flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this one is a bag full of flakes.

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<v Speaker 3>Perfect, that's what we're doing right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you show me what your flake looks like so

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<v Speaker 2>this way I can compare.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead and pour that into a cup, Andrew, But

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<v Speaker 3>what if I have the wrong one? No, they're the

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<v Speaker 3>proper flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>You told me that we're only doing two, and I

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<v Speaker 2>put those two to the side.

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<v Speaker 3>We are only doing two. Huh once again because you

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<v Speaker 3>blew me off on Friday show, Danielle and I had

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<v Speaker 3>to do two, so now you have four more. We

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<v Speaker 3>have enough for two more shows right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish that you remembered what you labeled the bags.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have made this all so much easier.

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<v Speaker 3>Did remember, But you messed up by not being here,

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<v Speaker 3>and I had to use the ones that Danielle had

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<v Speaker 3>in her house, which wasn't going to be until next week. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>pour those flakes into a cup.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that sounds great? Buck Bucko? Now would you

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<v Speaker 2>call me bucco?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh bucko?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like you're shirt today. You're acting very much

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<v Speaker 2>like a dairy queen.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks. Well, we went there last night with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not get anything. Cooper got a s'mores blizzard

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<v Speaker 3>and Ashley got a cotton candy blizzard. Disgusting. Ugh, what

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<v Speaker 3>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, because it is Friday. As much as you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to hear that, I am still working for

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<v Speaker 2>a show that's going on tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's not Friday, Today's Monday. Stop confusing people.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you can cut this out then in post production,

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<v Speaker 2>you idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I think people like me and Danielle better than me

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<v Speaker 3>and you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, because you read all the reviews, You've just been

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<v Speaker 4>on it, you've been online, you've been standing the red.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, the cereal that you're about to eat is

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<v Speaker 3>Annie's homegrown organic frosted flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, oh, I'm excited for this. It's gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 3>They're frosted flakes and if you go on their website

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<v Speaker 3>you get a free sticker with proof of purchase.

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<v Speaker 2>Oo.

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<v Speaker 3>I like, let's try some Annie's frosted flakes here one

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<v Speaker 3>two three mm. Because they're frosted oat flakes and not

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<v Speaker 3>frosted corn flakes, there's a different consistency to them. But

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<v Speaker 3>they're very sweet. I like them. They're good.

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<v Speaker 2>I like these.

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<v Speaker 3>It almost tastes like frosted raisin bran. Flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>I would agree with that entirely. I think that's a

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<v Speaker 2>great assessment, Scott.

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<v Speaker 3>Although I know that your tongue cannot tell the difference

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<v Speaker 3>between oat and brand. These are oat flakes, but they

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<v Speaker 3>do have a little essence of brand flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you send these to my house?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You have them marked there?

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, give me the box.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll send you the box, thank you. Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this. This gets four balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give it four balls because you know

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<v Speaker 3>that I don't love frosted flakes as much.

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<v Speaker 1>As you do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but these are pretty good, and they're probably a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit more on the healthier side, not because they're organic.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's see best ingredients. I've never seen that before.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole grain oats, whole grain wheat, cane, sugar, tapioca syrup,

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<v Speaker 3>sea salt, natural flavor, and some other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I like.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's the tapioca you're thinking of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not the tapioca pearls they have in the bubbled me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's always good.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the tapioca pudding that comes in the tubs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you know what nasty. Even my mom

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<v Speaker 2>who just passed said that that's nasty. We both think

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<v Speaker 2>you're disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Your mom passed my my, Oh my god. Oh you

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<v Speaker 3>mean she walked by?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she walked by. Do you not use that term?

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus? What past?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you're walking past somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have said, my mom just walked by. Said yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>don't take his side.

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<v Speaker 2>You're my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, everybody takes my side.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's so cereal? Get it over with, idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>So the next the next one's going to be the

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<v Speaker 3>one that looks like the dried beans, as you.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, dried beans. This one. Wait, you could have just

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<v Speaker 2>made this whole episode so much easier if you just

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<v Speaker 2>told me to take out bag one O four and

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<v Speaker 2>one O two.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what they're numbered anymore. I told you

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<v Speaker 3>you messed everything up.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh ooh these smelled, these smells.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see, you might have the wrong thing. Let

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<v Speaker 3>me say, like, honey smacks, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's it. Hold on, I have to play something Serial

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<v Speaker 3>Killers listener request. Oh it's been a long time since

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<v Speaker 3>I got to play that, because this one comes from

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<v Speaker 3>is this Ramiro? Oh damn it? Yeah, I think this

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<v Speaker 3>is our buddy Ramiro he sent. Now, my mom has

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<v Speaker 3>been eating this stuff for years. I never quite understood it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the word means. I'm gonna find out.

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe it's the type of grain. Have you

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<v Speaker 3>ever heard of kamut?

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<v Speaker 2>Who?

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<v Speaker 3>Kamut?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? No? I don't know what the heck of

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<v Speaker 2>kamut is.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I have to say, I really like the smell.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of this.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just dryed puffs, and they always come in bags.

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<v Speaker 3>This one is from Nature's Path. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>any other brands make kamut, but my mom always says,

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<v Speaker 3>next time you're at the shop, right, can you get

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<v Speaker 3>me six bags of kamut because it's all I eat.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom doesn't think your mom sounds like that. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to try this one?

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<v Speaker 3>Mom?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to try komut? Okay, fine, don't be

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<v Speaker 2>a special guest on my podcast. It's like you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even support my career.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so now it's your career. Okay, I see when

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<v Speaker 3>it's good for you. It's your career.

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<v Speaker 2>This is kom Oh wait, she's trying it. Don't look

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<v Speaker 2>at me.

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<v Speaker 3>They look like honey smacks, but a little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you've got to have it. With the milk.

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<v Speaker 2>We're using Kirkland organic low fat milk. It's one percent.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't eat it yet.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm using Bowl and Basket one percent low fat

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<v Speaker 3>milk from shopright.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, are we ready? It smells like wheat, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like puff wheat, but there's no like flavor to it,

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<v Speaker 2>like sugary flavor. Ready, let's see here we go?

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<v Speaker 3>One, two, three, Oh god, well yeah, old people probably

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<v Speaker 3>like that. Oh wait, sorry, she's still there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she likes it. You like this with slice banana,

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<v Speaker 2>slice banana.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's very plain. Basically, what it is is a

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<v Speaker 3>honey smack with no sugar whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's puffed wheat, that's yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It is whole grain commot. I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 3>to say this word. Korrashkorrashing wheat puffs. That's all it's

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<v Speaker 3>in it. It's it's just puffed wheat, that's really all

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<v Speaker 3>it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this takes like a deserted island food Like you

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<v Speaker 4>would find this growing and be like, oh great, they

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<v Speaker 4>have kmut.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I bet your friend Michelle would really like this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, probably, or would give her like flashbacks. And then

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<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't be great time.

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<v Speaker 3>How's she doing over there? And survivor are they done yet?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>What day is this? Big day? Is supposed to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Today's Monday? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>It's April? What twenty seven? Yes, she's still on that island?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeap?

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<v Speaker 3>How they're gonna get her off of there?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I mean you know it was filmed last year?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Oh that's right. So she actually back in New Jersey,

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<v Speaker 3>edt or she's still stuck in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's back in New Jersey now, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Good, okay, good.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have to visit her again soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, like you say, anytime she's on

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<v Speaker 3>our ratings are huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, people love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody wants to listen to just me and you because

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<v Speaker 3>we suck.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah pretty much?

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<v Speaker 3>By bye, Donna? What do you give that?

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<v Speaker 4>How do so? Out of five bowls? So we do

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<v Speaker 4>five balls and then a spoon is like a half

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<v Speaker 4>a star.

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<v Speaker 3>So Donna gives it a wasn't bad, three or three

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<v Speaker 3>and a half it was okay, So she gives it

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<v Speaker 3>three balls and a spoon. Okay, three balls and a spoon,

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<v Speaker 3>very good. I'm going to give it I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>give it two balls. It's it's super plain. There's no

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<v Speaker 3>sweetness whatsoever, So two balls for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I give this two balls and a spoon. Obviously, the

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<v Speaker 2>old lady legs.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye, don every wonderful week, give you a boy

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<v Speaker 3>birthday kisses for me? You know what, I gave it

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<v Speaker 3>two balls, yet I'm still eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like it's a just their cereal. It is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very plain. It's okay, I mean, you know what. Look,

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<v Speaker 3>you know me. I don't do stuff to stuff, but

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<v Speaker 3>I would put strawberries in this and it probably pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I would do?

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<v Speaker 4>Hear me out on this, Okay, I had a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit of sea salt, Nope, and then use it as

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<v Speaker 4>like a snack, like a salty snack, like a trail mix.

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<v Speaker 3>But has nothing to do with a trail mix. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you just support me?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because by definition, a trail mix has more than

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<v Speaker 3>one item in it. All right, Well, see that's it,

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<v Speaker 3>We're done.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I forgot what we're to do in two cereals.

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<v Speaker 3>No bonus box. I mean I could do a bonus box, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't be able to try it okay, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm still on the search for new cinnamon cheerios.

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<v Speaker 3>They apparently are in some stores because they've been spotted.

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<v Speaker 3>I have spotters out there.

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<v Speaker 2>What does your Cereal Furry guy have to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Cereal Furry Guy, Joel, He does not have anything new

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<v Speaker 3>right now because this store is just kind of mayhem

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<v Speaker 3>and they get what they get and they don't get upset,

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<v Speaker 3>so whatever comes in they just throw on the shelf

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<v Speaker 3>and that's it. Yeah. I actually have to go shopping today,

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<v Speaker 3>so we'll see how that goes. Because Danielle asked me

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<v Speaker 3>to get her Actone nail polish remover. She can't find

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<v Speaker 3>it anywhere, so I have to go into the store

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<v Speaker 3>donning a mask and gloves and wait online so I

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<v Speaker 3>can get Danielle a bottle of q TeX's nail polish remover.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>You truly are a wonderful person.

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<v Speaker 3>Very I'm a good friend. Well you know, Andrew. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for being able to join me today for this

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<v Speaker 3>episode of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no problem, Scott. Thank you for always sending me cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice that we can still do this even if

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<v Speaker 2>we are fifty miles apart.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. You know you missed last week's episode when

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<v Speaker 3>I went to have my milk and it was spoiled

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<v Speaker 3>and I spit it all over the board. What Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I poured the milk in the cup and I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>check it first, and it was sour, it was rotten.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure Jeff loved cleaning that out of the board.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff was not here, Jeff is this is his two

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<v Speaker 3>weeks off. Engineer Jeff switches off with engineer Josh two

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<v Speaker 3>weeks on, two weeks off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't know that. See all the things I'm

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<v Speaker 2>missing while at home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm sure they still both get full pay,

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<v Speaker 3>which is cool. All right, So thank you for listening

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<v Speaker 3>to Serial Killer. Hope you have a peaceful, quiet, safe week.

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<v Speaker 3>We will see you on Friday with another fun filled episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully Andrew will be back for that one, because I've

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<v Speaker 3>already got an episode planned with Nate, So if you

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<v Speaker 3>can't make it, it's going to be me and Nate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see how that goes well.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully soon I can come into the studio and be

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<v Speaker 2>there with you. I don't think you mean that, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear I do I miss your face.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, well look here's my face. Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice to see your face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Same here. I do happy, happy, have a very

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<v Speaker 3>happy birthday on Thursday. Enjoyed the last year of your twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate it, because it's all downhill from there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it feels like it's already been going downhill since

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty started. So really let the avalanche continue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow us please on all social media platforms at Serial

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<v Speaker 3>Killers PC. That's Cereal with the c Andrew doesn't do

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<v Speaker 3>anything there anymore. He used to do stuff on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 3>but he doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>So just do make sure you're subscribed wherever your listening

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<v Speaker 2>to podcasts, because we appreciate you as a subscriber. Whenever

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<v Speaker 2>a new episode comes, it comes straight to your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even have to like go and find it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and please, we desperately need cereal. I do have some,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's always fun to get it from you guys,

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<v Speaker 3>because you send some whacked out stuff and I love it. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>I just got a direct message from one of our

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<v Speaker 3>listeners on Instagram who was sending us a giant box

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<v Speaker 3>of assorted cereals and I can't wait to see what's

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<v Speaker 3>in it. Yay, Hey, where can people find the ratings list?

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<v Speaker 3>Because everyone keeps asking and I don't know where it lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Tweet it out again. I'll send you it and then

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<v Speaker 2>you could tweet it out again. But after I posted it,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody was like, this is terrible. I'm going to make

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<v Speaker 2>my own. Well share your own because I would love

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<v Speaker 2>to see what you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and nobody did it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. So I made a list of the ninety

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<v Speaker 2>five cereals. I still have to add these all.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, we're just rambling. Gott to go, have a great week.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see you on Friday. Thank you for listening to

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<v Speaker 3>Serial Killers. And until then, Crunch, you don't even do

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<v Speaker 3>you even wash your hair anymore? I do you need

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<v Speaker 3>a haircut? So bad?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my hair without it.

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<v Speaker 3>You need a haircut?

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<v Speaker 2>You need a haircut?

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<v Speaker 3>I do? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, Oh my god, is it all this trimp farm?

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<v Speaker 3>I have to stop this