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Speaker 1: It's a big day here at Brick and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast, because today begins the top ten

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Speaker 2: phone taps of Christmasy.

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Speaker 1: I know it really is.

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Speaker 2: We're counting them down and today is number ten, the

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Speaker 2: most popular of the year.

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Speaker 1: Let us know what you think should be in this list.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we'll see. We have no idea. We also

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Speaker 1: forget them a lot. Yeah, wait what's this and we're like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my gosh, this was really funny.

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Speaker 2: It's wild to do a brand new one every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like that is a crazy as number.

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Speaker 3: One of the years could be from January. Yeah, yeahs ago,

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Speaker 3: twelve months ago.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, so that is coming up along with a new

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Speaker 1: second day. We got laser stories. We had all sorts

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Speaker 1: of fun but comments. Let's start a us. Felipe said,

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Speaker 1: I had a pet scan. I was able to listen

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Speaker 1: to the episode during the scan.

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Speaker 4: Really.

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Speaker 1: Once I got out, the nurse who was listening in

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Speaker 1: asked me what I was listening to and said that

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Speaker 1: it was hilarious. That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: I supposed to say really still and not laugh. So

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Speaker 3: they're like, hey, we know the show's not funny.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to well, I mean a lot of

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Speaker 1: people use it for sleep, but yeah, this makes more

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Speaker 1: sense stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, would sleepy juice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hopefully felipe everything scanned out. Okay, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what we want for you. Your full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 5: The votes are in, and now we can finally announce

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Speaker 5: our annual trend of.

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Speaker 6: Its brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and it's my pleasure

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Speaker 6: to inform you the trend of this year that's been

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Speaker 6: hugely popular all around the globe is just two words.

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Speaker 5: Backdoor browsing.

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Speaker 1: What I thought we're going to be six seven I thought.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, backdoor browsing.

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Speaker 1: I think this is just your tread jobs.

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Speaker 6: Probably not what you think, or maybe it is, because

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Speaker 6: backdoor browsing is where you look over a stranger's shoulder

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Speaker 6: while they're using their cell phone so that you can

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Speaker 6: buy on what they're.

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Speaker 5: Doing or typing or swiping.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, just a little voyeuristic action, because voyeurism isn't

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Speaker 6: a crime, right Brooks.

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Speaker 1: I mean the best place to do it is the airplane,

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Even gets those viral videos where they're scrolling in on

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Speaker 2: the large paragraphs.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like sporting events, always sporting avoids. I see

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Speaker 6: Speaking of viral videos, one woman got twenty eight point

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Speaker 6: seven million views on TikTok because her friend took video

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Speaker 6: of her looking over some random guy's shoulder on the subway.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he scrolls his phone.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's funny.

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Speaker 3: I've seen the one. The likens are like a guy's

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Speaker 3: And I've also seen dudes at sporting events that are

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Speaker 3: like trying to dirty talk with somebody.

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Speaker 5: You don't have to pretend like it's other people did.

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Speaker 3: That's why I got kicked out.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys see the concert one that went viral

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Speaker 2: where it was a guy reviewing somebody's resume.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and then everybody on the internet found the actual

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Speaker 9: guy whose resume it was and.

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Speaker 1: Like hyped him out. That one was so good.

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Speaker 2: Every popular company was in the comments being like, hire

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, look, it's popular.

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Speaker 6: Some of us can resist the urge to snoop, But

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Speaker 6: if you're right next to the person, what else are

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Speaker 6: you supposed to do? Not read their dirty text they're

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Speaker 6: sending to their girlfriends? Come on mind your business.

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Speaker 8: Bro.

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Speaker 2: Wait, dude, it's why I go on walks when the

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Speaker 5: Oh it's a different there you go, people live, okayt back.

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Speaker 6: Door browsing or I guess back window peeping if you

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Speaker 6: when we featured pull hogging, which again not what you'd think. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 6: Shot College question of the day, that's exactly what you think.

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Speaker 6: So Jake, I'm going to backdoor browse you while you

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Speaker 6: read your questions.

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Speaker 5: Just pretend I'm not here.

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Speaker 3: If someone just tuned in, it's not what you think

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Speaker 7: You know what always sneaks up on you during the holidays,

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Speaker 7: that magical, heartwarming, soul crushing moment when someone hands you

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Speaker 3: You can't show them that.

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Speaker 7: It comes the real challenge, where you have to activate

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Speaker 7: every acting skill you've ever learned from watching Netflix to

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Speaker 7: pretend you don't completely hate your brand new crocheted tissue

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Speaker 7: box koozy that's shaped like a possum, because that's what

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Speaker 7: Christmas is really about, you guys. That's lying to the

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Speaker 7: people you love. So nobody cries before.

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Speaker 1: Dessert should be on a pillow.

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Speaker 7: A new survey found the top ten polite responses people

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Speaker 3: Polite responses.

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Speaker 7: That's why today we're doing a special Gifting Groans edition

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Speaker 7: of plenty of ten.

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Speaker 1: Ten, there's only ten responses.

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Speaker 7: I have the most common go to responses that people

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Speaker 7: say when they receive a shockingly bad present at Christmas.

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Speaker 7: You just have to try to say one of them

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Speaker 7: like this, right, These are the awkward, polite responses you

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Speaker 7: the woman who loves awkward social confrontation.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 7: That's Alexis. Alexis top ten things people say when they

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Speaker 7: dislike a Christmas gift.

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Speaker 1: I'll just go I love it.

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Speaker 7: I love it is number two. Number twenty three percent

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Speaker 7: of people will say that, and yeah, you're just willing

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Speaker 7: to lie about it, right, Yea, I love it. Hey,

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Speaker 7: your voice gets real high. Hey, if the voice gets high,

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Speaker 7: you know it's a bad gift. Some people say I

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Speaker 7: love you, I love yeah, all right, back door browser, Brook.

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Speaker 1: I think the first thing that would come out of

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Speaker 1: my mouth is oh my god, wow, oh yeah wow.

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Speaker 1: Does that count as a response?

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Speaker 7: Is it's neutral? It's not too positive, it's not too negative.

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Speaker 7: More just like an exclamation. Yeah, I like you, oh

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Speaker 7: my god?

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Speaker 4: What? Sorry?

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Speaker 7: I love your answer, though I don't really good answer.

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Speaker 8: That's interesting.

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Speaker 7: Not on the list, but wow, okay, Jose, over to you,

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Speaker 7: But we keep saying it.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go with interesting. It's so interesting, interesting.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna give this to you, Jose. It's so unique.

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Speaker 7: There is and the same thing. Nine percent of people

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Speaker 7: will go with It's so unique. It's so interesting. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 7: we're over to you.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm Jewish, so luckily, whenever we receive presents, traditionally

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Speaker 5: To hate it.

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Speaker 7: Is that what you do?

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Speaker 1: You open your hank gifts and you say this is terrible?

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Speaker 8: Oh wow?

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Speaker 6: But I need to think about what I'm gonna say

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Speaker 7: Really appreciate this. I really appreciate this. Did make my

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Speaker 7: list number twenty one percent. Go with that, Alexis, We're

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with like, this is so thoughtful.

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Speaker 3: That's good, she's getting into her lives.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that I hear from you guys, and.

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Speaker 7: Your gifts are great. What that's so thoughtful? Number five

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Speaker 7: on my list, Number thirteen, Brook, would you like to

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Speaker 5: Can I too late?

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Speaker 3: I really there's one I wrote down. Look at that.

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Speaker 7: It's again neutral, just stating a fact, not jumping a

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Speaker 7: Look at that. Sorry, they make the list. Jeffrey were

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Speaker 7: over to you. You gotta get one right to stay

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Speaker 6: I keep thinking back to when Brooke opened Producer Boyd's

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Speaker 7: Oh, you're too kind.

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Speaker 3: Oh too kind is good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this extra strength shaving cream. You got me too kind.

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Speaker 7: You're too kind.

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Speaker 1: He may have got me at marriage help book.

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Speaker 7: They builds from the bottom. You're too kind. It's number

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Speaker 7: seven on the list. Alexis, it's sudden death. You got anything.

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Speaker 1: It's cute, it's cute, the same as I love it.

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Speaker 7: It's not on the list, and that means Jeffrey has

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Speaker 7: one Today's edition of let'sy of ten. So let's go

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Speaker 7: dislike a Christmas gift. It want to be polite? Number one,

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Speaker 7: thank you for thinking of me. Oh percent say that.

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Speaker 7: Number four you shouldn't have literally, please don't do that

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Speaker 7: what a great present?

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Speaker 1: What a great present?

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Speaker 7: Not for me, maybe for someone who's insane, but present.

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Speaker 1: Say that.

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Speaker 7: You're supposed to think that. One ten percent of people

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Speaker 7: of Jeffrey's like, does this come with a receipt? Where'd

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Speaker 7: you get this?

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Speaker 4: What store?

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Speaker 7: Where can I take it back to as soon as possible? Yeah,

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Speaker 7: people say that.

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Speaker 6: Well, speaking of things that I love, I love to

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Speaker 6: hear the sound of Brook getting shocked. So she's gonna

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Speaker 6: do that while singing, rocking around the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't have Jeffrey literally rock it around the Christmas tree

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Speaker 1: at the Christmas party.

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Speaker 5: I loved it. Yeah, good that amazing.

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Speaker 6: Shock collar question of the day. We got your phones out?

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Speaker 6: Coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: And if you haven't seen the news, there's downsizing happening

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Speaker 6: for one particular store, Yankee Candles.

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Speaker 5: I know, who would have.

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Speaker 6: Thought that a store that only sold candles would ever

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Speaker 6: face financial struggles?

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Speaker 1: Les that I don't know anyone that owns. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: in the decades, they've lasted longer than I ever thought.

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Speaker 10: Ye.

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Speaker 6: Well, because of all of you apparently not buying enough,

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Speaker 6: there's rumors it might be closing down forever.

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Speaker 5: Snow laughing matter, Brooke.

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Speaker 6: This is a company that's been around since nineteen sixty nine,

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Speaker 6: Gather here today, surrounded by the faint aroma of autumn

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Speaker 6: where every living room smelled like spiced vanilla cupcake and

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Speaker 1: A Men, it's gonna be too stinky, sad, sad day.

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Speaker 6: But to lift your spirits, we've got cold cut sandwich

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Speaker 6: it's the radio segment that's given your sweet, happy child

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Speaker 5: Six year old will get cursed out in no time thanks.

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Speaker 6: Laser Stories a segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 6: His first lazer story is out of Georgia. A forty

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Speaker 6: He wrapped the raccoon in his coat and held it

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Speaker 5: It was alive.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's how you can carry him.

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Speaker 5: Just well, there wasn't doing well. He was trying to help, Okay.

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Speaker 6: It's unclear if Tuck was just a huge animal lover

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Speaker 5: You are going to this nature center whether you want

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Speaker 3: Dude, we need more renegade animal lovers like this.

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Speaker 1: Wrong with it, except for Tuck's bleeding from his face.

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Speaker 5: So it was immediately euthanized the raccoon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, better have.

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Speaker 6: The Nature Center said that while Tuck's heart was in

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Speaker 6: It's just a good reminder we should all be kind

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I love that. That's a sentence we have

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Speaker 1: to say the news.

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Speaker 5: Lately, specifically Georgia Record. I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 5: This next lazer story is out of the Gore, tex Grotto.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like I'm shopping there

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Speaker 6: A new ad from Columbia Sportswear features CEO Tim Boyle

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Speaker 6: challenging flat earthers. Love it, He says, you guys claim

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Speaker 6: the assets of the company.

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Speaker 2: WHOA, I'm going to give you Columbia if you could

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Speaker 2: prove this flat That's what he says.

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Speaker 6: He claims they'll give away the entire company Willy Wonka

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Speaker 5: And obviously he's not going to accept AI imagery.

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Speaker 7: You suck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was going to be a quick,

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Speaker 6: The photo must be of a visible physical end to

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Speaker 1: I mean I could see him framing it and put

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Time Magazine's Photo of the Year for sure.

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Speaker 6: It is interesting to note that, for legal reasons, in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for a flat earther, they're like dollars.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was going to finally get a gortex

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Speaker 1: tinfoil hat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like that he doesn't go all in. He still

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's flat, Get your cameras out and get rich.

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Speaker 6: Let's be honest. Taylor Swift can buy pretty much anything

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I love the story. Well, they

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Speaker 6: A popular news publication claims Taylor is dead set on

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Speaker 5: Because if you didn't know, Taylor's favorite number is thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean it's everywhere.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: While initial reports claimed they were going to get hitched

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Speaker 9: Dude, I have looked this place up. I've been on

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Speaker 6: Because it was booked, Taylor made them an offer they

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Speaker 5: In other words, she flooded the couple with cash.

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No word on exactly how much, but rumors are it

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Speaker 8: Top of that.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, billionaire lucky peact I would totally work

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, let's go to your final laser story out

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Speaker 6: of Holiday headquarters, say Even the Queen of Christmas herself,

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Speaker 6: Mariah Carey says we should wait until after Halloween to

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Speaker 5: But Michael Boublay begs to differ.

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Speaker 3: He's got the best Christmas album ever.

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Speaker 1: Aren't you a big boo blare.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, Yeah, I'm a Boobla night Boo night, he says.

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Speaker 6: He says, quote, I'm not gonna lie. We should start

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, who are you kidding me?

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Speaker 5: I'm not.

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Speaker 6: But Michael has selfish reasons for it. Quote it would

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Speaker 5: It's the same thing that Brookes says about our podcast.

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Speaker 6: He went on to say that Christmas isn't just about

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Speaker 3: He's like millions every year.

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Speaker 2: His pr heard that money liner like, uh boobla, you

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Speaker 5: Something heartfelt, hurry.

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Speaker 6: Plus, he mentioned about how he loves to build up

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Speaker 5: While counting the stack of hundreds over in the corner.

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Speaker 6: Are the are the Christmas read Butler really nothing like it?

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Speaker 6: The sweet, sweet sounds of holiday love? Wait, these are

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Speaker 6: List he sure was that sound means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 6: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 6: same time on Wednesday. You've heard of the most interesting

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe even in your little town exactly.

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Speaker 6: Maybe we should shrink that pool down to the most

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Speaker 5: The bus stop.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 5: We know that guy because we have audio of him.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 6: Apparently he talked to some lady about cloud formations and

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Speaker 4: You is this the right number? It's as line good.

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Speaker 5: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 6: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 5: Hesh.

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Speaker 6: You know your pretty smile would look real good on

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Speaker 5: I know because that's where I keep mind chompers there.

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Speaker 6: Whatever you do, resist the urge to squeeze his compression

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Speaker 6: Instead, tell him that there is a nice plastic cup

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Speaker 6: of jello with both your names on it.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that guy is always at the clubs.

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Speaker 6: You know, he gets out there and you're down to

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Speaker 6: spoon it with him at three o'clock dinner tomorrow, and

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Speaker 6: that's when you slide him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 6: So hopefully he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 6: we play on the air.

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 8: Deep, Hey, the guys from the bus stop. Did I

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Speaker 8: hear someone had the button D day all about?

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Speaker 4: Do you remember me?

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Speaker 13: I was telling you that like our favorite what our

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Speaker 13: favorite cloud shape meant about our personality?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 13: Remember d D Whatever?

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Speaker 10: Anyways, anyways, I'd love to.

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Speaker 13: Finish up our conversation about destiny and weather patterns or

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Speaker 13: you know, all the other stuff we're talking about. So

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Speaker 13: call me back when the universe feels right.

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Speaker 5: Ding Day, I got to ride the bus more. If

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Speaker 5: that's the type of people you mean, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Going to tell you the sound effects on the bus

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Speaker 1: are not that aggressive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a bus in a minute, but I don't think that's.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a real light.

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Speaker 5: That's he's riding a bus in the nineteen twenty.

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Speaker 14: Next method.

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Speaker 11: You know, I don't normally talk to men that much

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Speaker 11: younger than myself, but I thought we had a little connection.

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 11: I'm guessing maybe you're twenty twenty five years younger than me.

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Speaker 11: I'm just guessing. And I really enjoyed you showing me

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Speaker 11: that electronic vapor thing. That was really cool. I would

485
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Speaker 11: have never got to use one before. I love those

486
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Speaker 11: little those little smoke rings you were blowing.

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Speaker 8: That was amazing.

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Speaker 11: When I should probably tell you, I do live with

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Speaker 11: my adult son. He's thirty two. He likes to work

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Speaker 11: out and he plays most of the day on his

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Speaker 11: video set, and he's really not into me bringing people

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Speaker 11: home and dating someone, so we'll have to keep this

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Speaker 11: on the down low. Anyway. I hope I see you

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Speaker 11: at the dog park again and we could smoke off

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Speaker 11: that little electronic vapor thing you have again. That was

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Speaker 11: so much fun.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if I'm understanding this right, A like twenty something

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Speaker 6: guy started chatting up a fifty something year old woman

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Speaker 6: at the dog park. He felt like maybe she was

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Speaker 6: into him, so he gave her the loser line instead.

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Speaker 2: I think he read that right, Okay, I think he

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Speaker 2: read all of this I thought that this was going

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Speaker 2: to end with her setting her son up on a

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Speaker 2: playdate with this guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be her sneaking him and yeah yeah, and.

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Speaker 6: His son's into working out in video games. He doesn't

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Speaker 6: have time to vape all day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, video set.

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Speaker 3: Do you think this guy was younger than her son?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it was very romantic sounding.

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Speaker 6: But speaking of meeting weird people at the dog park,

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Speaker 6: you should probably head over to our YouTube page where

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00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 6: there's weirdos like me there. Plus, you can hear all

515
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Speaker 6: of our second date updates, our phone taps, all sorts

516
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Speaker 6: of bizarre, strange content that fellow weirders like to listen

517
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Speaker 6: to and enjoy. Just search Brook and Jeffrey wherever you

518
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 6: get your podcasts. All right, now back to the Clipse.

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Speaker 10: Next, what's your problem?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 12: Did you see me stealer shopsis and like rap me out?

522
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Speaker 4: Matthew you left?

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Speaker 12: The restaurant owner comes outside and starts racking me about

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Speaker 12: the shicks I put in my hair. So now I'm

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Speaker 12: freaking ban ban from the only place in town that

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Speaker 12: makes this little have rangoon shape like art. Do you

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Speaker 12: understand how important those are to me?

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Speaker 10: I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 12: I can make your life real weird, real fat.

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Speaker 5: Oh. I'm with her though, like good Chinese food that

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Speaker 5: is hard to find.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if you get banned, then you're gonna have to

533
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Speaker 6: order takeout under some like random person's name, like Barack

534
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Speaker 6: Obama or something.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she stole from the restaurant, and that said that

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Speaker 2: the owner was harassing her.

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Speaker 1: He just wanted his stuff back. Don't steal from restaurants.

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Speaker 5: I thought that the wooden ones that.

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Speaker 1: They have crab ragoon in an art form. It is

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Speaker 1: a high quality chopstick.

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Speaker 8: Hey, uh hi, uh it's the guy from the grocery store.

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Speaker 8: Yeah that's me.

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Speaker 15: Uh yeah, I know we only talked for like, uh

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Speaker 15: nine or ten maybe it was eight seconds, you know,

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Speaker 15: but I can just tell like there was a spark there,

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Speaker 15: like mostly it was a static electricity when our carts bumped.

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Speaker 5: I just kind of cracked myself up sometimes.

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Speaker 8: But uh yeah, no.

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Speaker 15: I went back to that same ale today just to

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Speaker 15: see if they restocked, you know, but really I'm just

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Speaker 15: hoping to see if you were there, and I guess what,

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Speaker 15: they didn't not read stock.

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Speaker 10: Also, you weren't there either, So.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 15: I'm just trying to if we're making jokes on an

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Speaker 15: answering machine. I don't know if these are coming across

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Speaker 15: it's funny or not, But anyways, call me back, okay,

558
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Speaker 15: or maybe I'm just hang out by the fruit area

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Speaker 15: until you show up and we can bump carts again.

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Speaker 6: Oh, give that man a Netflix comedy special right now, a.

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Speaker 3: Voicemail Netflix special, never been done.

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Speaker 1: No I like it, No audience allowed, no look out.

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Speaker 6: In Nate Bargatzi, we got someone doing clean grocery store

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Speaker 6: humor coming for you.

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Speaker 5: The ends like call me back if you thought this

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Speaker 5: was funny and silent, Remember did you hear your favorite

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Speaker 5: loser line of the week.

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Speaker 6: When you subscribe to our Brook and Jeffrey YouTube we

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Speaker 6: post them along with all of our other content, Second Dates,

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Speaker 6: Awkward Tuesdays, and your.

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Speaker 5: Phone tapsat We got one coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: The way is over.

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Speaker 6: It is time to start the countdown of the top

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Speaker 6: ten phone taps of Christmas, the best prank calls that

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Speaker 6: we've done all year long, and today we're starting it

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Speaker 6: off with number ten featuring Brook Fox, who calls a

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Speaker 6: guy who just auditioned to be in a very very

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Speaker 6: popular play he's been waiting to hear if he got

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Speaker 6: cast in it, and well we're about to call and

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Speaker 6: tell him, yes, yes, got the role.

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Speaker 5: But there is kind of a modern twist to it.

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Speaker 1: It's so suiting that this is uh Christmas leading off

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Speaker 1: the Christmas perfect time the year.

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Speaker 5: Your number ten phone tap of the year happening right now.

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Speaker 15: It's Brook and Jefferies ten phone Taps of Christmas number ten.

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Speaker 1: Hello is this aiden?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is great. I'm Peter's assistant at the Community Theater.

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Speaker 10: Oh hi, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: You just for a pretty big play coming up?

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Speaker 2: I sure did you, and I sure have got good

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Speaker 2: news for you because congratulations you got the part.

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Speaker 10: Oh no way, all right.

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Speaker 1: I love that you're clapping for yourself. That's great.

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Speaker 10: I just didn't think it was gonna happen. There's a

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Speaker 10: lot of competition. There were so many good people there

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Speaker 10: trying out well.

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Speaker 2: And I'll also have you note that our director, Peter,

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Speaker 2: he thought you had an excellent read and is just

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Speaker 2: so looking forward to working with you on this production

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Speaker 2: of A Christmas Carol.

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Speaker 10: H I am so pumped. Thank you, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Now I do need to let you know Peter,

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Speaker 1: he does have a little bit of a different vision

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Speaker 1: on how to do the play.

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Speaker 2: Oh cool, Yeah, yeah, there will be an adult love

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Speaker 2: scene involving your character.

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Speaker 10: When you say love scene, what do you mean, you know,

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Speaker 10: like a love.

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Speaker 1: Scene like you'd see in a movie.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I will say it's more than kissing, but

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Speaker 2: less than going all the way.

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Speaker 10: I'm confused. I auditioned for the role of the Ghosts

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Speaker 10: of Christmas Path, so that well.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't seen the entire script, but I can

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Speaker 2: tell you a little something about it.

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Speaker 10: Please do because I'm really curious.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 1: In this rendition, Ebenezer Scrooge is much hornier than in

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Speaker 1: the book.

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Speaker 10: Hornier.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean just picture it. You're visiting him in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night.

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Speaker 10: Oh man, I don't like where this is going.

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Speaker 2: You will, especially when you're about to be manhandled every

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Speaker 2: night for the next thirty eight consecutive days. What that

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Speaker 2: is the genius that Peter is to this production, No,

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Speaker 2: close my mind when you think about it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's going to be talking about this play.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I don't want people

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Speaker 10: talking about it. I don't want people talking about me

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Speaker 10: being manhandled.

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Speaker 2: You're treating this like it's some sort of smut film

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Speaker 2: that I'm gonna buy off the black market in a

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Speaker 2: back alley.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be tastefully done. This is community theater.

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Speaker 10: I mean, has anyone said yes to this? Am I

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Speaker 10: the first call? What about the other ghosts? Oh?

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Speaker 1: The other ghosts are all in? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: mean they really want to change Scrooge for the better.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you that I don't like to sound of

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Speaker 3: that either.

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Speaker 10: You know, can I at least know who's been cast

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Speaker 10: as Ebenezer before I commit?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? Okay, let me see here. I'm just looking through

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Speaker 1: my pain. Oh look at that the director Peter cast

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Speaker 1: himself as Scrooge. What You're gonna be in great hands,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 10: This is not what I thought I was signing up

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Speaker 10: for when I auditioned.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you'll get past the cold feet now.

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Speaker 2: Peter has requested that you two start rehearsing tonight around

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Speaker 2: eleven pm.

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Speaker 1: He secured the theater and we'll meet you there.

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Speaker 10: So I understand that you're his assistant, But doesn't this

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Speaker 10: sound weird to you? Well?

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Speaker 2: Remember, directors have different visions for things, and he is

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Speaker 2: is loosely going to be titled fifty Shades of Scrooge.

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Speaker 8: You gotta be joking, Well, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's exactly what's going to be

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Speaker 1: on the Marquis.

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Speaker 10: But why wouldn't nobody tell me this when I was auditioning.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to give away all his secrets right off

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Speaker 2: the bat, And plus how else would he be able

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Speaker 2: to tell if the chemistry was, you know, natural.

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Speaker 10: I'm not being manhandled by streets. You can't do that.

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Speaker 10: You're sick. If you're going along with this, you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not the only one that's sick. Your sister Aubrey

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Speaker 1: real messed up in the head.

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Speaker 10: Aubrey Aubrey what.

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Speaker 1: Aubrey's the one that set you up for this prank

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Speaker 1: phone call?

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, this is actually.

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Speaker 1: Brought for Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: In the morning, she emailed us and told us that

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Speaker 2: you just auditioned for a community theater play.

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Speaker 10: I did, Oh messed up? I can't hold her. He's

678
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 10: that he said, the director casts himself to screws and

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00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 10: what's the meet meets? And I was like, what is

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Speaker 10: wrong here?

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Speaker 1: Well, don't forget it. See you and the two other ghosts.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I forgot It's a group thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the there's a real visionary when it comes to directing.

684
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: Oh you would believe what he did with a nutcracker

685
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Speaker 1: two seasons ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was your number, tom Phone top of twenty

687
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Speaker 4: twenty five, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: There's nothing worse for a guy than when his girlfriend's

689
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Speaker 6: bestie receives a romantic gift. Oh, because suddenly your girl

690
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,959
Speaker 6: comes back to you like, oh well, Kaylee's boyfriend got

691
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 6: her a new burk in And what did you get

692
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 6: me an air friar? Well, yeah for you, Jack, but

693
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 6: yours comes with like a pizza mode button, so it's

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Speaker 6: pretty it's pretty sweet.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: But I hate to do this to all the fellas

697
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Speaker 6: listening right now, but we've got a guy who set

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Speaker 6: the bar even higher.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh no, he got his date one.

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Speaker 6: Of the most extravagant gifts we've ever heard on the show.

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Speaker 6: And against my better judgment, we're gonna let her tell

702
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Speaker 6: everybody what it was. Guys, I hope your girlfriends aren't

703
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Speaker 6: listening to this. It's your brand news second date update.

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Speaker 6: Right after this second date update.

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Speaker 5: I feel like we.

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Speaker 6: Always debate this every couple months or so. Our flowers

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Speaker 6: okay to bring on a first date?

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Speaker 5: Is it too cute? Or just looking at Alexis's face

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00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 5: right now, is it a major?

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Speaker 1: I just think it shows age. I think the older

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00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: you are, it's okay. We're young. Wow, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was high schoolers are like older. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: high schoolers are above thirty. I think it's okay. Huh

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Speaker 1: does that no? I think it depends on the type

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Speaker 1: of flower, is what I was thinking. You don't want

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00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: to get twelve roses?

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Speaker 5: That's whoa yeah gets romantic?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, every undred years.

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Speaker 5: You pro flowers on a first date.

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Speaker 7: I am, but I think one.

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Speaker 3: I think it's safe to bring one single flower that.

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Speaker 1: You pick from somebody's yard on the way over. Y.

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Speaker 5: It's fresh, as long as it's semi alive.

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Speaker 6: And I only asked because one of our listeners, Sarah,

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Speaker 6: says she got a gift on her first date better

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Speaker 6: than flowers.

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00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: Oh, there are gifts better than flowers.

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Speaker 5: According to her, and she can't let it go.

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Speaker 6: Sarah, welcome to the show, and tell us what's the

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Speaker 6: name of the guy you met and when was your

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Speaker 6: first date.

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Speaker 14: So his name is Paul and our date happened about

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Speaker 14: a month ago.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, that's a long time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you wait so long to reach out

736
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Speaker 2: to us if you're having issues getting ahold of them?

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Speaker 16: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I was just hopeful he would reach back out to me,

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Speaker 14: and he just hasn't.

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Speaker 5: Patient they're saying he hasn't. He hasn't been in contact

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Speaker 5: that entire stretch for the whole month.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: After I thanked him for the date, he responded with

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Speaker 14: a couple of texts like, it is my pleasure for

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00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 14: the prettiest girl in the world.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 5: Has an issue with that statement, She's, uh, this isn't

748
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Speaker 5: about me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you trying to argue that you're the prettiest

750
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Speaker 1: girl in the world. Is that what you're trying You

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Speaker 1: have some competition, he sement.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I mean if every guy tells her it's got

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Speaker 5: to be true. Well that's that is a nice thing

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00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 5: for him to write back to you after your date.

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00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 5: So what's happened? What's happened in between?

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Speaker 14: So Paul actually give me the sweetest gift, very thoughtful,

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Speaker 14: I mean, something no guy's ever done before.

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Speaker 10: What was it.

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Speaker 14: He picked me up to the date and instead of

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Speaker 14: taking me to a bar or someplace to get drinks,

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Speaker 14: we drove out to this area of the city where

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Speaker 14: you can really see the night sky scares me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, leave the city limits on a first day.

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Speaker 5: Remember. Remember it's not about you, I know, but that's.

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Speaker 1: Actually a good safety tip. You're not gonna lie.

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00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 3: Alexis proving her point. An old couple used to drive

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Speaker 3: up on a mountain and go to make out. Point.

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Speaker 5: Yes, sure on first date.

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Speaker 3: Nowadays it's not the.

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Speaker 1: Same because their parents knew each other in the You

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. Now it's some rando on the

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Speaker 1: internet line, Sarah.

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Speaker 6: Clearly, this is a unique situation. We don't usually hear

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Speaker 6: about stuff like this on this segment, So keep going.

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Speaker 6: He was driving you out to a dark area of

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Speaker 6: the city and what happened.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, So he brought out a telescope, put it on

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Speaker 14: the hood of his car and pointed it at the sky.

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00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 14: I looked through the scope and he said, I bought

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Speaker 14: that star for you.

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00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 5: Oh brought you a star?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I looked at it. At the certificate

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Speaker 14: bliss my name on it. It's says the coordinates of it,

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Speaker 14: and it's officially registered with the National Space Registry.

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Speaker 7: Wow, and what did he name it?

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Speaker 3: The most beautiful star in the universe?

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Speaker 14: He named it Sarah Star.

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Speaker 4: Star.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Much better than a bouquet of flowers.

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Speaker 1: I'll say that's pretty wild because that's the first what

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00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: half hour of your date?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: How did you react when he showed you the certificate?

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Speaker 14: I mean I thought it was so sweet. I almost cried.

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Speaker 5: Wow, and he was reading it right, you know, So

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00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 5: what happened?

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Speaker 14: And then he took out some tequila and we cheers.

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Speaker 14: Then we kind of fold around a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you did.

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Speaker 5: What else do you do in the dark area?

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Speaker 7: Time star?

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Speaker 1: That's a super nova?

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Speaker 5: This sounds like it's going really really good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: I mean it was the most magical thing. No guy's

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00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 14: ever done that for me before, not even boyfriends. And

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Speaker 14: it was so special.

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Speaker 1: I love that all this happened.

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Speaker 2: But were you able to I know that you felt

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Speaker 2: flattered and cared for, but like, were you able to

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Speaker 2: connect with him?

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Speaker 1: Like did you guys talk at.

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Speaker 5: All or did you go somewhere else afterwards after the

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Speaker 5: star viewing.

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Speaker 1: After the micro social Yeah?

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Speaker 14: No, after we were done, he took me home. What

817
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 14: I mean, my heart was fluttering.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you want the night to continue, like go

819
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Speaker 1: to dinner?

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Speaker 14: Of course, of course, but I didn't want to give

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Speaker 14: him an impression that I was just there for one thing.

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Speaker 14: And he said he couldn't wait to see me again.

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Speaker 14: And that's at almost thirty days. I'm hoping it could

824
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Speaker 14: help me a day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that is really weird.

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Speaker 10: Day.

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Speaker 6: Yes, especially for a guy who's like pouring it on

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Speaker 6: so thickly anything. Yeah, is there anything that's going through

829
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Speaker 6: your mind about maybe something that went wrong?

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Speaker 14: I really can't even think of anything. I thought it

831
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 14: would be perfect, Okay, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I just can't imagine a guy having this be his

833
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 2: stick just so he can make out with some girls

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Speaker 2: in a car, you know.

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Speaker 8: What I mean?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you could do it, though, what is it twenty

837
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Speaker 5: dollars a star or something like that.

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Speaker 1: I remember, he's for sure might be doing it.

839
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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not like he stayed the night, you

841
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you feel everything you're saying.

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Speaker 1: It feels like a very sincere interaction.

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Speaker 6: Yes, that's why we are really eager to jump on

844
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Speaker 6: the phone and help you hopefully track this guy down

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Speaker 6: and get you some answers about why he's not meeting

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Speaker 6: up after thirty whole days.

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Speaker 1: This is so romantic, it's like written in the stars job.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, that's a little.

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Speaker 6: Cheesy, but I'll take it that. We're gonna do it

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Speaker 6: with your second date update right after this hold on.

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Speaker 5: Second date update, Brook, Look up in the sky. Do

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Speaker 5: you see it? It's a bird? No, it's a plane.

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Speaker 10: What is it?

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Speaker 5: J Just no, it's a star I bought for you.

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00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 5: No star those where the words are listener.

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00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 6: Sarah heard on her date when Paul surprised her with

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Speaker 6: a star that he'd purchased in her name.

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Speaker 5: It's Sarah's star, Sarah's star forever.

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Speaker 6: But ever since that magical date with moonbeams and makeouts

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Speaker 6: and tequila, she has not seen Paul again.

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00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 5: And we are here to try and help her find

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00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 5: out oh why?

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00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: And she's given him plenty of time to come out

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00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: A full month. A full month has gone by.

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Speaker 3: I ask you, have you been hitting him up at all?

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00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 3: Or you're just letting it marinate?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 14: I mean we had a couple of back and forths,

869
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Speaker 14: but I just can't get him out of my head.

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Speaker 1: Of Bad News. But stars do die. I don't know

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00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: if you Oh wow, wow, we don't know.

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00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 2: Because there's so many light years away. We could be

873
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: looking at stars that are already dead.

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00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 3: You're right, it takes so long for the light.

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Speaker 1: I had to take astronomy twice because I didn't do

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Speaker 1: very good in the.

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Speaker 5: First Put it on. Put on your tombstone. We don't

878
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 5: need to hear it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, let somebody else read about it, Sarah. We're optimist.

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00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 6: Some of us are optimistic about this call. But let's

881
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 6: see if Paul answers the phone. I'm going to dial

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00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 6: his number right now.

883
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 5: You ready to do this?

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00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 14: Thank you guys so much.

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00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 15: I'm ready.

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00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's make magic happen.

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00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 10: Hello.

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00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 8: Hey, is Paul there speaking?

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00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: Who's this?

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00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 5: Hey man? My name is Jeff from a radio show

891
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 5: called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: Hey, Paul, good morning.

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00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 11: Are you serious?

894
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 4: Oh?

895
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: You know the show?

896
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 5: Well, we appreciate you listening.

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00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: Awkward.

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00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, we don't normally get this, so this is

899
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 6: actually better. That means if you listen, you probably have

900
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 6: heard these before. We do these segments called second date Update. Yeah,

901
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 6: because someone reached out about you somebody that you haven't

902
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 6: seen for almost an entire month.

903
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: But man, did you guys have a romantic night?

904
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

905
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 5: Her name is Sarah.

906
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,439
Speaker 8: Shay that name again?

907
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: Broke up?

908
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 5: Maybe Sarah?

909
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 8: Oh, okay, Sarah, Yeah I think so?

910
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: You think so? No Sarah like Sarah's starr.

911
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 5: Maybe because it was a month ago. Yeah, do you

912
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 5: know what we're talking about?

913
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 4: No? But I know the show?

914
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

915
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 10: I know the show though.

916
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, wait, wait wait, I do agree.

917
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 5: It is more important that you know our show. So

918
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 5: I'm with you there.

919
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: But that are you joking? Maybe he's joking.

920
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 10: No.

921
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 8: Look, I always knew that this would come back to

922
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 8: bite me.

923
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 5: But this is and what are you talking about?

924
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 8: All right? Look before I say anymore, you guys got

925
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 8: to tell me what you know about this.

926
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 2: Okay, experienced a whole bit, all right, Yeah, we'll play

927
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: the game.

928
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 5: So Sarah told us that she went out on the

929
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 5: date of a lifetime with you.

930
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 8: Yeah she did, Okay.

931
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 6: She told us that your date together was unlike any

932
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 6: other guys she's ever been with. You did something so

933
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 6: special for her and took her to a place in

934
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 6: the city where you could see the night sky.

935
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, exactly. I crushed it.

936
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: Okay, is like the Roe. It's feeling like the routine.

937
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 7: I have this dialed in.

938
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 8: I know exactly what to do.

939
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 17: If you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise

940
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 17: for you, and then you print out a certificate, you

941
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 17: show him where it.

942
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 8: Is, you get the tequila, and the next thing you know,

943
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 8: you're making out.

944
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: Okay, you there's a real website to really buy it.

945
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: You just photoshop that certificate. That's what it sounds like.

946
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 5: Purchase the star.

947
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, don't tell anybody. Of course, I'm not going to

948
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 8: spend twenty bucks for a star. I can get fifty

949
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 8: certificates for fifteen bucks.

950
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: Who I mean? Brook said they die anyway, so he's

951
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 1: kind of smart.

952
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I just.

953
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: Don't get why, like, you go on first dates with

954
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: all these different women for what what's the.

955
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 8: You sound exactly like a woman thinks I'm a dude.

956
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 5: Yeah that's weird, bro.

957
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 8: I'm my goal is to make out with as many

958
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 8: women as possible and get as far as I can

959
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 8: with as little money and effort as I can pull off.

960
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 5: Bro, you got to start thinking like a man, you

961
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 5: know what.

962
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,959
Speaker 2: I had that same goal a lot of different bars

963
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 2: in college, so I actually understand it.

964
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 4: Well.

965
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 3: For a moment, I thought maybe you were out. You're

966
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 3: teaching women how they should be treated, right, Maybe you're

967
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 3: setting an example for other men.

968
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, any dude can try this.

969
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 5: It's not that hard.

970
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 8: I tell you.

971
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a lot of efforts.

972
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 3: Well I do not even out.

973
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you have any remorse of like leading

974
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: them on?

975
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 10: How am I leading them on?

976
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 8: I said, let's go on a great date.

977
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 17: I got a surprise, I delivered the surprise, I got

978
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 17: the tequila, we made out.

979
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 5: Okay, Paul, you know you're you're running, you're saying, and

980
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 5: you're happy with it. That's fine.

981
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 6: You've said enough, though, because I need you obviously know

982
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 6: Sarah has been on the phone this whole time, and

983
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 6: she heard everything that you just said.

984
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 8: What she's listening. I don't listen to you guys all

985
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 8: the time.

986
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: You didn't know.

987
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 5: Okay, Sarah, are you there?

988
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 10: Are you?

989
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 3: Okay?

990
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

991
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 14: I'm here, Paul.

992
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 7: How can you do that to me?

993
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 8: Sarah? I'm so sorry. I had no idea that you

994
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 8: were listening.

995
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 3: No, he feels okay, you were just laughing a lot.

996
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel so terrible about this, and I'm sorry.

997
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 16: Why should I trust you?

998
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 4: But you have.

999
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 8: You got to realize it's the effort they went into it.

1000
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 8: You know that star that you have has a blue tint,

1001
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 8: and there's not a lot of those in the universe.

1002
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 8: And I picked that one specifically because it matches your

1003
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 8: beautiful eyes.

1004
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 14: Wow, that is so sweet and thoughtful, the sweetest thing

1005
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 14: anyone's ever done.

1006
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: Don't fall for it again.

1007
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 14: Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear

1008
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 14: what he has to say a woman.

1009
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, seriously, you guys got to pipe down.

1010
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, all right?

1011
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: What else do you got to say?

1012
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 7: There?

1013
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 17: You two talk to each other, Sarah, And to be honest, Look,

1014
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 17: and I know thirty days is a long time, and

1015
00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 17: I have a good excuse.

1016
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 8: I do have another surprise for you.

1017
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, really, Wow, you've been planning.

1018
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 14: I don't know if I should believe you.

1019
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: No, you shouldn't.

1020
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 5: Well, let's hear him out.

1021
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: Though you didn't even remember her name.

1022
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 5: He's got.

1023
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 8: As god as my witness.

1024
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 10: I bought you a moon.

1025
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: The same stick.

1026
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1027
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 8: Can you guys please shut the up. I'm trying to worship.

1028
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 5: Stop trying to block romance. Oh yeah, sorry about that, Paul.

1029
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 8: So Sarah, listen to me, not to them. The reason

1030
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 8: it took thirty days to get this moon a it's

1031
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 8: more expensive, but just dealing with the ins and outs

1032
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 8: of the International Space Registry. Oh, I mean it was

1033
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 8: with the tariffs and so many delays. It's been a

1034
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 8: complete nightmare. But I finally was able to pull it off.

1035
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 8: And now you are one of the owners of one

1036
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 8: of Saturn's moons.

1037
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 5: Wow.

1038
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: Wow, oh my god, I feel like his printer just

1039
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 1: broke for a month.

1040
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 5: Well, moons are more rare than stars.

1041
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: Though, I don't believe this, do you. I'm on the fence.

1042
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 5: No, wow, Sarah, Okay.

1043
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: Did you just forget the last ten minutes of your life?

1044
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 16: Well, I mean I believe him that he said that

1045
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 16: he's done this many times before with other women, but

1046
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 16: I didn't hear that he's given anybody a moon ever.

1047
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Sarah, I did that. If you will go

1048
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 8: with me, I would love to show you that moon

1049
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 8: on Saturday, and I'll bring the tequila.

1050
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: So you just need to do another car makeout session

1051
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: on Saturday.

1052
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 5: He did say that was his goal.

1053
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: So, Sarah, if you only want to make out session.

1054
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: I think this is great.

1055
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, I would like a moon also, Yeah, he he.

1056
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: Doesn't buy them.

1057
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's forgetsing a lot.

1058
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 5: Maybe in a year you'll get a whole galaxy all

1059
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 5: in your name.

1060
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 4: Man Hole.

1061
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: It's no longer the milky way we live in. It's

1062
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: actually just Sarah's galaxy way.

1063
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 5: Okay.

1064
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 6: Brook's just jealous because her husband bought her a dish racks,

1065
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 6: so really did Let's not take that into consideration.

1066
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 8: I should have had this conversation with just Sarah and I.

1067
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: That is a good point, much easier to manipulate her

1068
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: that way.

1069
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 6: We'll let you have all the conversations that you two

1070
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 6: want to have if you'll agree to go out with

1071
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 6: Sarah one more time, because we would pay.

1072
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 5: For that, Paul.

1073
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't cost much, Jeff.

1074
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 6: You're right, Brooke, but it comes with a certificate for

1075
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 6: the restaurant that we're sending them to, yes, and a

1076
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 6: dollar sign with the amount of money that's on the card.

1077
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 5: So pretty official, Paul. If you'll say yes, I'm on board.

1078
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: Oh right, you may be the first woman in his life.

1079
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: They got a dinner.

1080
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 5: Sarah, you've been pretty quiet for a while. What do

1081
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 5: you think about going out with Paul again.

1082
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 13: I would love to what.

1083
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 17: Wow, Oh, yes, you made the best choice, Bade, You're

1084
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 17: gonna have such a great time.

1085
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: That's because he forgot her name again.

1086
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1087
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 6: Why do I feel like I'm the only one in

1088
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 6: the room that's excited. We got a Yes, it's too

1089
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 6: much cynical commentary in here, Like.

1090
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: I don't like that.

1091
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 5: It's disingenuous.

1092
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh he lied to her and made up his own certificate.

1093
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, he didn't say all the details.

1094
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 5: She heard all the details, and she forgave all that exactly, Jose.

1095
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: He ignored all the details. That's different than forgiveness.

1096
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 6: Listen, if a young man wants to buy a fake

1097
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 6: constellation for a woman and they see that is romantic,

1098
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 6: who are we to tell them.

1099
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 5: It's not sure?

1100
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: Okay, he printed.

1101
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 3: For her.

1102
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 6: Seriously, we should change the name of this segment to

1103
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 6: the love Finders, because that's just what we do.

1104
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: We're star finders.

1105
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, SAMs, so you can listen to all the love

1106
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 6: that we've helped unearthed wherever you get your podcasts. Don't

1107
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 6: search love finders or scam finders. Type in at Brook

1108
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 6: and Jeffery.

1109
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 4: There we are, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1110
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 6: You know who I feel bad for during the holidays.

1111
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 6: Not the poor, not the unforsaken, or the dude who

1112
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 6: got his hands stuck in the office ending machine.

1113
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: All those people need love.

1114
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 6: Sure, But the people who really need our sympathy right

1115
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 6: now are the billionaires of this world.

1116
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: Oh you're all right, jeff text in if you agree.

1117
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 6: Guys, you know how hard it is to Christmas shop

1118
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 6: for jeff Bezos. Oh man, you can give him a

1119
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 6: present and he will turn his nose up and say

1120
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 6: I could literally drone myself the gold version of that

1121
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 6: in five seconds. Seriously, But it does beg the question

1122
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 6: what gifts do you buy for the ultra wealthy during

1123
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 6: the holidays? We have first hand accounts of people who

1124
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 6: witnessed the craziest gifts imaginable.

1125
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear him coming up right after this.

1126
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 6: Who is the hardest person in your family to shop for,

1127
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.

1128
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 1: Everyone's dad? Yes, I was gonna say everyone's dad.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna ask for who is the hardest person

1130
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Speaker 6: in your family? And you can think of extended family too.

1131
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 6: It doesn't just have to be your husband because he

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Speaker 6: doesn't deserve anything.

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Speaker 2: Even for my dad's birthday, I got him some like

1134
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 2: electric heater socks, you know, because he's always cold.

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Speaker 1: He gave him back to me and says, I'm not

1136
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: gonna use the boots like Dicky. I even got him

1137
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: at Costco for you so you could just take him back.

1138
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Speaker 5: Teks of him to reject it right to your face.

1139
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Speaker 6: Dam But if you think that's a challenge, just imagine

1140
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 6: what gifts do you buy for a billionaire?

1141
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 3: Don't you can't eat it?

1142
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 6: Socks because there's more of them in the world now

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Speaker 6: than ever before, and they celebrate the holidays too, And

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Speaker 6: that's why a popular publication just released an article asking

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00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 6: what do billionaires receive.

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00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 5: Around the holidays that actually makes them smile.

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00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 6: It's funny because usually you would say, like give someone

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00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 6: an experience, but they have experienced any.

1149
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Speaker 3: Experience they've ever wanted.

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00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: I think it's to make the little people suffer. Doesn't

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00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: that make them smile?

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00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 10: Rich? Yet?

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Speaker 6: I mean, it is interesting to get a little looxie

1154
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 6: into their life to figure out what do you get

1155
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 6: somebody who has everything and owns everything.

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00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: I mean, and you're literally saying everything.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm assuming most of the people who responded

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00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 6: to this were anonymous parts of the help, like maids,

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Speaker 6: Valet's chauffeurs, who were around when these items were gifted.

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Speaker 3: Some of them things they own our people.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, so let's go over some of them.

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00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 6: One person said, I worked for this billionaire who lived

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Speaker 6: in Florida. They loved the snow but hated the cold,

1164
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 6: so his wife gifted him a personal snowflake somolier, which

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00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 6: is a butler who shows them of a i of

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00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 6: snowflake shapes in a temperature controlled glass case with different

1167
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 6: flake designs to figure out the perfect esthetic for viewing.

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00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 2: Can you still throw the glass cases at each other

1169
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 2: like a snowball fight, always.

1170
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 5: Trying to imagine what it would look like.

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00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 2: I'm just realizing you're gonna go down this list and

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00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,479
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hate billionaires even more.

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00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: By the end of it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, leave my family out of the book. That's not

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00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 5: fair enough.

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00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 3: They need more.

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Speaker 6: This next billionaire, who lived in a rich suburb of

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00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 6: New York, was apparently gifted a subscription to Silence, which

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Speaker 6: is basically a service that temporarily buys out neighboring homes

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00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 6: so no one around them makes noise for thirty days.

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00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: What WHOA that's a thing.

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00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,959
Speaker 6: Billionaires need a level of peace that their forty acre

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00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,240
Speaker 6: mansions can't provide.

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00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: Broke, so just go to their private islands. Jeff, Yeah, okay,

1185
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: are the birds too loud for you there?

1186
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 3: No, this would be legit.

1187
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 7: I live in the city and like seven am on Saturdays,

1188
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 7: the garbage truck comes and it wakes me up.

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Speaker 3: I wish I could do that.

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Speaker 1: Dare they take your garbage away doing at like ten am?

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00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 5: God, trash jerks.

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00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 6: Let's say you don't have enough money to buy out

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Speaker 6: all the houses around you and empty them out.

1194
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 5: Imagine you wanted to go a little bit smaller.

1195
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 6: One rich couple acquired a smart mirror where every time

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00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 6: they would walk by, it would clap for them and

1197
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 6: shout out compliments like icon, and it would show an

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Speaker 6: image of their net worth with the numbers ticking up

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Speaker 6: like a McDonald's.

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Speaker 5: That's a nice gift right there, But like, how.

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Speaker 1: Low is your self esteem that you need something like that?

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00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, it's not low because you'll see the numbers

1203
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 6: ticking up, and then their ego gets a boost every

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00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 6: single time.

1205
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Speaker 1: I'm glad that they don't have friends to hype them up.

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00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're just joining us, We're celebrating the holidays

1207
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 6: with a news article that found the most elaborate gifts

1208
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 6: people have bought for billionaires around.

1209
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 5: The holidays, gifts that actually made them smile.

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00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 6: In fact, someone purchased a Lamborghini that only drives inside

1211
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Speaker 6: their mansion.

1212
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 5: Oh go kart size, no Lamborghini sized.

1213
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 6: So if you wanted to go from the cigar room

1214
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 6: in the east wing over to the trophy antler room

1215
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 6: in the west wing, you can drive your Lambeau.

1216
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: Then well, I hope you don't have housecats. Yeah, that

1217
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: sounds dangerous for them.

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00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 3: Imagine beings so rich you have to like mop tire

1219
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 3: marks off your kitchen floor.

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00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 8: Awful.

1221
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe you'll appreciate this one.

1222
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 6: One billionaire tried to buy a Christmas gift for himself

1223
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 6: a personal cloud.

1224
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: Wait, like a like a computing cloud or.

1225
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 6: An actual an actual physical clouds, And when they realized

1226
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 6: that couldn't be accomplished, he hired an artist to make

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00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 6: him a designer cloud, like a highly realistic sculpture of

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00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 6: a cloud. Not really sure what it looks like, probably

1229
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 6: some sort of like white fenty covered in a bunch

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Speaker 6: of diamonds, a bunch of smoke coming out of it.

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Speaker 1: I mean that billionaire has got to be ere, right,

1232
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: doesn't you or need his oak cloud?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, rank.

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00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 6: Clubs, rain class No, I think these are like they

1236
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 6: don't want the sad clans, they want the nice rich

1237
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 6: white classes.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry bad?

1239
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.

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00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 6: What other elaborate gifts make one percenter smile around the holidays? Well,

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00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 6: a billionaire in Monaco was gifted a diamond ice pack.

1242
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: But I like, you have like a sore neck.

1243
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, like you know, when you sprain your ankle, you

1244
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 6: would put a bag of ice on it. It's that,

1245
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 6: But this one is filled with cold diamonds for when

1246
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 6: he gets stress migraines from choosing which yacht to take

1247
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 6: out on the French riviera.

1248
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 3: Okay, that's actually superballing. It was like, if you had

1249
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 3: that much of money, like owne, you ice it with diamonds.

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00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 3: That's cool.

1251
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: I got bad knees, Give me those diamonds.

1252
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's quite the flex.

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00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 4: I think it is.

1254
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 5: And finally, rumor is back.

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00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 6: In twenty twenty one, a Los Angeles billionaire hired a

1256
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 6: Hollywood director, along with over one hundred extras, and rented

1257
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 6: out a mood set to stage a private traffic jam

1258
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 6: because he'd never experienced driving in one before.

1259
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: I hate this person more than anyone else.

1260
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 3: Go to La Hit I five. You'll be fine.

1261
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 4: No.

1262
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 6: He wanted to be able to complain like a real person,

1263
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 6: wanted to know the struggle.

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00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: I see, billionaires are just like us.

1265
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 5: This is absolutely riveting. The honking, the break lights.

1266
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 3: I'm alive. That's a traffic jam in that one guy's mansion.

1267
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah they're a billionaires.

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00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 5: Oh man, thankful.

1269
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 6: This is such a good exercise to think about the

1270
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 6: poor billionaires out there during the holidays.

1271
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Speaker 1: It feels colder.

1272
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 6: It does cold as diamonds inside the diamond those where

1273
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 6: the gifts billionaires have received that actually made them smile.

1274
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1275
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 5: Lena is back.

1276
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: Everybody, such soft music for Lena.

1277
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 6: Yeah you remember Lena, of course you do. Everybody remembers Lena.

1278
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 6: But just in case you don't, She's played Brook four

1279
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 6: times one two lost. Yes, And for some reason it

1280
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 6: happens every December. It's like a holiday tradition, magical, like

1281
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 6: no other. Lena comes to our show, and beats the

1282
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 6: pants off of Broke and we love that.

1283
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 2: Jeff Jeffery is the only one that doesn't like to

1284
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 2: wear pants in this studio.

1285
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 6: Lena, Yeah, I get it it, especially if you saw

1286
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 6: the pants that Brook's wearing today, some sort of leopard

1287
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 6: print denim.

1288
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: Gene, some sort of They're absolutely that skinned it myself.

1289
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 6: We're all lifting a glass of eggnog to you, you know,

1290
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 6: hoping you skunk Brook today.

1291
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 5: It's nothing for Christmas.

1292
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: I hope your eggnug's curdled in fact, okay yo, thank you.

1293
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 6: Lena's like it tastes better that way. So, Lena, we're

1294
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 6: sending Brook out of the studio.

1295
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 5: You know how it works.

1296
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 6: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1297
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 6: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1298
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 6: you have to beat her out right if you want

1299
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 6: to win. Are you ready?

1300
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 8: I am?

1301
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 5: Good luck. Your time starts now.

1302
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 6: Entertainer Sammy Davis, Junior, Frank Sinatra, and Dean Martin were

1303
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 6: famously known by what group nickname a rat pack? What

1304
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 6: was the name of the comic strip Charlie Brown is

1305
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 6: featured in There's Only One Mammal native to Iceland?

1306
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 10: What is it.

1307
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 6: Feel name the video game franchise that has fictional locations

1308
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 6: such as Vice City, Lo Sentos and Liberty City.

1309
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 5: Grandpapa in Rugby. What's the equivalent of their face off called.

1310
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 14: Scrum?

1311
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:57,439
Speaker 10: Oh?

1312
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 5: Guess wow, you surprised me with it.

1313
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 6: I'm Lina, I'm feeling good about this. Brook coming back

1314
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 6: into the studio. And if you've been listening to the

1315
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 6: show lately, we've been asking every player here about their

1316
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 6: holiday traditions, and apparently, Lena, your family does prime rib

1317
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 6: every single year.

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01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, you do home slaughtered or store bought.

1319
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 11: Usually store bought. Okay, a little less.

1320
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 5: Maybe it's time to ask Brook, what do you eat

1321
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 5: typically on Christmas?

1322
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: Our family? Our family tradition in the morning as we

1323
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: do toast all golden rod.

1324
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 5: That mean it sounds depressing, whatever it is, it is literally.

1325
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: My grandmother's only family recipe. It involves some toast, some

1326
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: white sauce with hard bags.

1327
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 5: The Great Depression ended decades. You don't have to eat like.

1328
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: That through a strainer, so it's like little Yoki. My

1329
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: kids absolutely hate it, but they're forced to eat it.

1330
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 5: Lena, I'm so sorry that you was just awful.

1331
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: Anybody wants the recipe, let me know.

1332
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, now, I'm really upset that I asked

1333
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 5: the question. Brook. Let's just move to the trivia. Are

1334
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 5: you ready? Yes, Your time starts now.

1335
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 6: Entertainers Sammy Davis Junior, Frank Sinatra, and d Martin were

1336
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 6: famously known.

1337
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 5: By what group nickname? Brat Pack. What was the name

1338
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 5: of the comic strip that.

1339
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 6: Charlie Brown is featured in the pants There's only one

1340
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 6: mammal native to Iceland?

1341
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 8: What is it?

1342
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 1: A bat?

1343
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 5: Brook wants to eat it?

1344
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 6: Name the video game franchise that has fictional locations such

1345
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 6: as Vice City, Lo Sentos and Liberty City.

1346
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: Oh my God, Grand Theft Auto in Rugby?

1347
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 5: What's the equivalent of their face off called?

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Speaker 1: Oh scrum?

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Speaker 5: Like the food we got the answers incrum. Let's set

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Speaker 5: on the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

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Speaker 3: Lena. You did really well? You got four wreck today?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't feel good?

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Speaker 5: Sounds skeptical about it?

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Speaker 2: Well, Brooke, you're digging the exact same amount of questions

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Speaker 2: in and and do I get to keep my pants on.

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Speaker 3: The exact same score?

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Speaker 4: Brook?

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Speaker 1: Also, alight, both of us have to take half our

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01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: pants off, Lena that I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Lena's tie goes to the house, so let's go over

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Speaker 6: the answers. Entertainer Sammy Davis, Junior, Frank Sinatra, and Dean

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Speaker 6: Martin all were famously known as the rat Pack.

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Speaker 5: He performed a long time in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 6: The name of the comic strip with Charlie Brown is Peanuts,

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Speaker 6: not the Peanuts, but I think we gave it to me.

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Speaker 6: The only mammal native to Iceland is a fox. Ironically,

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Speaker 6: Brook the Arctic Fox makes sense. The video game franchise

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Speaker 6: with fictional locations Vice City, Lo Santos, and Liberty City.

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Speaker 6: Those are all from Grand Theft Auto.

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Speaker 3: Six to come out in three thousand.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, who knows Rugby. Their equivalent of a face off

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01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 5: is called a scrum.

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Speaker 1: Which one did? Leana?

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Speaker 3: It wrong as same questions and.

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Speaker 6: Everything, Lena, So I'm sorry. Wasn't enough to be brooked today.

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Speaker 6: But just for playing, you do win a pair of

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Speaker 6: tickets to see the Everett Silver Tips take on the

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Speaker 6: Seattle Thunderbirds at Angel of the Winds Arena on Sunday,

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Speaker 6: December twenty eighth.

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Speaker 8: Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Lena, let me know your email, and I'll

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Speaker 2: send that family recipe over to you.

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Speaker 11: Looking forward to.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sometimes my mom likes to put a little curry

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Speaker 1: in it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, look at that. Lina's email just broke down. Oh no,

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Speaker 5: she won't be able to get the recipe this year. Sorry, Lena.

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Speaker 5: We're going to do more wind books box, no more

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Speaker 5: food talks.

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Speaker 10: Same time.

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Speaker 5: Tomorrow's rooking Jeffrey in the morning.