Speaker 1: I just think wings take taste better with pussy and
Speaker 1: and that's in the air.
Speaker 2: Come, it's just the aesthetic will why. Yeah, I just
Speaker 2: think at the end of the day, that's the You gotta.
Speaker 3: Like a wine pairing, you know, it's like a wine
Speaker 3: and cheese pairing where you're like, oh, yes, the notes
Speaker 3: of the subtle buffalo flavor bring out.
Speaker 1: It brings out the tannins in the one hundred Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's one hundred percent what it is.
Speaker 3: I didn't have the words for it. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: It's like I also think there's like an element of
Speaker 3: the sweat in the air and then a little just
Speaker 3: a dash of desperation.
Speaker 1: And I would say the darkness that that nice darkness
Speaker 1: it puts on the wings where you you see some
Speaker 1: titties and then you gotta search a little for the wing.
Speaker 1: It just makes it this romantic sort of experience.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I mean, man, I remember in San
Speaker 3: Francisco they had this place and that the Gold Club.
Speaker 4: Good lunch is at the Gold Club. I have not been,
Speaker 4: but they've told me good things about it.
Speaker 3: Oh man, shout out to got me through some tough times.
Speaker 3: Singers are racist money stuff.
Speaker 5: I can't tell me.
Speaker 3: Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way they
Speaker 3: dribble up and down the court. Welcome O Mama's and
Speaker 3: gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama.
Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep into
Speaker 1: the pockets of black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 3: We finally worked to prove whatever bullshit we feel about
Speaker 3: talking Today. I said about talking, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I listen anyways.
Speaker 1: You know, Pig, I wasn't gonna correct his sentence at all.
Speaker 3: I know it. It was just telling me I felt
Speaker 3: bad you you could feel that that's not the way
Speaker 3: you wanted to say it immediately. Uh, you know what
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about though, This is what I came
Speaker 3: and I wanted to talk about those little robots that
Speaker 3: they have all over La. I took a walk this morning.
Speaker 3: I realized, I think they make them look so cute
Speaker 3: and dispatch them in the morning because they want you
Speaker 3: to think about little kids on their way to school
Speaker 3: and feel like they're innocuous. Like because I was looking
Speaker 3: at it and it's just so cute, and it's like
Speaker 3: it's stopped. It looks like a kid with a big
Speaker 3: ass backpack. And big ass glasses walking school. And they
Speaker 3: want you to think that so that you don't understand
Speaker 3: that that's the enemy, so so that you you want
Speaker 3: to protect them. That's it was so cute when I
Speaker 3: was walking, That's all I kept thinking. I was like,
Speaker 3: it was a cute little robot. I want to keep
Speaker 3: him safe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look, big robot eyes he got stop if you
Speaker 6: can't walk wabbling And that's not we need ugly robots, bro.
Speaker 3: I like that. I think that is like that's the future,
Speaker 3: is like we need laws that robots have to be.
Speaker 1: That is crazy that when they start building sort of
Speaker 1: these humanoid robots and they've already, you know, had versions
Speaker 1: of these things happened, they always make them baddies. They
Speaker 1: don't never make them a little ugly ghoul. That is
Speaker 1: probably frankly more common in the human experience than the
Speaker 1: batties are.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, they want you to fuck them. They
Speaker 3: want you to think they're c you. They want you
Speaker 3: to want to protect like they don't want Like, Bro,
Speaker 3: if you you get a robot that just looks like
Speaker 3: a manager at Sally's Beauty supply, you're not gonna You're
Speaker 3: not gonna feel any way towards it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me that, Sam, Sam Cassell, Robot Bro already
Speaker 1: mind this business, no episode. I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 3: You don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you know. But he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: I think he's all right.
Speaker 1: He's he ain't worried about what I'm talking about. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that's what we should be looking at.
Speaker 3: We should be looking at, and I do want to know,
Speaker 3: just for the listenership. I like ugly people better. I
Speaker 3: do think that's cooler. I think it's like a greater
Speaker 3: distance to travel to be successful, especially in media and entertainment.
Speaker 7: If you are ugly. I really don't respect really beautiful
Speaker 7: people that. Okay, Yeah I don't. I don't fully disagree
Speaker 7: with that. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: There's no part of me that pushed his back on that.
Speaker 5: No, ugly people don't get privileged.
Speaker 3: Ugly people they get it out of her. Every ugly person.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: You don't really see ugly people in positions of power
Speaker 3: who were bad at ship, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You don't see a lot of ugly ass bosses who
Speaker 3: don't run the ship out of that start yeah, and
Speaker 3: that's like, I think that's like admirable, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: Wow damn.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, very effective, very effective.
Speaker 1: He arguably the most ever effective person.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's but ugly though. I think he's
Speaker 3: quirky looking but ugly, but he's.
Speaker 1: He's like works really hard to get to this.
Speaker 3: That's true. PayPal Elon is bad looking. I think bad hair.
Speaker 1: I think you're really underestimating how much we we know
Speaker 1: for a fact, this motherfucker went and like tried to
Speaker 1: fix it.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, there's short guys in the NBA.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying this is like it's not a perfect here.
Speaker 3: It's just like the odds every day. I'm just saying
Speaker 3: in general, man, I I man, we need to go back.
Speaker 3: We need to have like ugly presidents. I think we
Speaker 3: need like, we need more ugly people. I don't I
Speaker 3: don't disagree with you. I I our guest today. You've
Speaker 3: already heard his boy. He's already been participating.
Speaker 5: In the I'm enjoying the show. We're not gonna.
Speaker 1: That's what we don't want it to be. We came here,
Speaker 1: we came here to have very important conversations all this
Speaker 1: conspiracy you brought to us, and so we're very excited
Speaker 1: you're here. He's he's a goddamn king of what was
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Speaker 1: new film Memes and Nightmares. You know him from the
Speaker 1: most importantly, No Chill with Gilbert Arenas. He's hilarious, he's
Speaker 1: so talented. To give it up for Josiah Johnson.
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Speaker 5: You already know.
Speaker 3: We never think about that. To be honest, I freak.
Speaker 5: D XL cols, Like I only got like three or
Speaker 5: four places. Stop.
Speaker 3: It's like, I think, being a fat guy in those stories,
Speaker 3: you start to think the tall guys are a myth.
Speaker 4: No. Yeah, you got the big section and the tall
Speaker 4: section together. Okay, so you got the T on the
Speaker 4: end of your shol for sure.
Speaker 3: Wow, I thought that I didn't even know what that
Speaker 3: was for.
Speaker 1: You thought they were just doing that to keep y'
Speaker 1: all comfortable.
Speaker 3: I thought it was to make you feel better when
Speaker 3: somebody call you big man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, come on, there's only one reason that you're
Speaker 1: saying that. It's not tall, it's not cool because you're
Speaker 1: just yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Anyways, you gotta plug. You want to do it like
Speaker 3: you should. We should manifest plugs. Do I have a plug?
Speaker 3: He's got You gotta have a thing that you want.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, probably, but then it feels like
Speaker 1: it gets embarrassing very quickly. Oh really, just be open, okay,
Speaker 1: crunchy roll, I really want you to give us free
Speaker 1: past paths words this to the country roles so I
Speaker 1: could watch anime all day.
Speaker 3: Ain't wrong with that. You're gonna be mad at me.
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 5: I knew.
Speaker 3: The only answer I had was honest. It wasn't like
Speaker 3: a good joke, No, that was good man.
Speaker 1: I just want to be able to watch anime and
Speaker 1: and fucking nerd out all day.
Speaker 3: That's good man.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have you have an aspirational plug. You already
Speaker 3: got your real.
Speaker 4: I like basic ship snapple like these are the functional
Speaker 4: things that I like to use and drink around the house.
Speaker 4: So I snap, I'm a big Sousius fan. So I
Speaker 4: shot out Celsius every day before the show in the water. Okay,
Speaker 4: some of my castmates get mad at me, say it's
Speaker 4: bad for you. I say, look, I ain't gonna live forever.
Speaker 4: Let me enjoy, Let me enjoy my day.
Speaker 3: This heart is gonna explode at some point.
Speaker 5: Take calories, energy, shout out Selsa.
Speaker 3: Shout out Selsea and cuny room. Don't you be mad
Speaker 3: at me. I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: Jasiah, you came to us today with the conspiracy that
Speaker 1: I frankly knew about but had never put a lot
Speaker 1: of thought into. You know, it's one of those that
Speaker 1: I think is rumored in such a way as like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to unpack the truth and not
Speaker 1: truth from this. But you said that my mama told me.
Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty five NBA draft was read.
Speaker 4: Uh, let me use the words wisely because I'm hoping
Speaker 4: to get credential by the NBA some day. The King
Speaker 4: NBA quitter that wasn't very fruitful and actually getting any
Speaker 4: love from the league so long tickets, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Every every time.
Speaker 4: So we put credential requests out and I'm literally at
Speaker 4: this points like two or three days a week before
Speaker 4: the event. So let's says our weekend summerly, whatever it is,
Speaker 4: your credential has been denied.
Speaker 5: I'm like, damn.
Speaker 4: But I see all the people that are there, and
Speaker 4: I know I'm working hard for the league, but I'm
Speaker 4: a big NBA fan.
Speaker 5: I love the league.
Speaker 4: My dad played in the NBA back in the day,
Speaker 4: and for me, it's like you look at leagues like
Speaker 4: the NFL. Right, you're the worst team in the NFL,
Speaker 4: you get the number one pick, as it should be,
Speaker 4: you have the worst record you deserve to have. So
Speaker 4: the NBA has always had this like ping pong lottery
Speaker 4: like as you know, I think eighties was when it
Speaker 4: first started. But they tell this story back in the day,
Speaker 4: David Stern obviously, Nick's you know Patrick Ewing coming out
Speaker 4: of Georgetown.
Speaker 3: And in New Yorker David Stern, which is important and New.
Speaker 5: York or Patrick Ewing if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: From Boston, but then then went to New York by
Speaker 1: way of Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's Jamaica.
Speaker 4: And Jamaica Queens confused but shout out, shout out to
Speaker 4: Patrick Ewing. But number one player in college at that point.
Speaker 4: So they show the video and if you go through
Speaker 4: and watch it, they basically like have this big like
Speaker 4: tumble thing with all the different envelopes in it. So
Speaker 4: they spend it a couple of times. But you see
Speaker 4: him kind of reaching there, feel around, and there was
Speaker 4: always saying the envelope was frozen or it was a
Speaker 4: little bit lighter, and there.
Speaker 5: Was something going on.
Speaker 4: He just happens to to yank get out. Hey I'm
Speaker 4: not looking, but hey, Yank, get out of here. The
Speaker 4: New York Knicks get the number one pick and they
Speaker 4: end up getting Patrick Ewing obviously, And you talk about
Speaker 4: the league that even nowadays with viewership issues and even
Speaker 4: stuff we saw in contemporary draft lottery time like the
Speaker 4: one that was recent, it always seems to work out
Speaker 4: that way. You got Lebron James coming out of high
Speaker 4: school after in Ohio. What do you know, Cleveland Cavs
Speaker 4: get the number one pick.
Speaker 3: Derrick Grosse has a Denver pers native. Not a great
Speaker 3: time for me. Oh you you thought you had a shot.
Speaker 3: I thought I was like, man.
Speaker 5: I ain't good mellow, so shit.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it was cool, but I was like,
Speaker 3: we're getting new jerseys, We're getting lebron.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy. I never thought anyone else had
Speaker 1: a shot. I mean because you weren't number two though,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It was I feel like
Speaker 1: it was like we were close enough that it was like, no,
Speaker 1: this could really.
Speaker 3: Really you really believed in the possibility of what this
Speaker 3: could be. And then I was like, it's going to
Speaker 3: be that we're gonna have some great colorway that's coming
Speaker 3: out to I was like, the city is gonna change.
Speaker 3: And then they hit us with sky blue. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was a bad run, brother, it was you know, it's
Speaker 3: like it's like the way my heart sank when I
Speaker 3: saw it, and I'm just like, oh man, that ship
Speaker 3: was really upsetting his baby. Blue is a terrible color,
Speaker 3: especially for fat guys. It's not it's not good. It's
Speaker 3: not flattering. It's not flattering at all. It's like black,
Speaker 3: come on. And then it's like, you had a jersey
Speaker 3: that can make a guy like Kenyon Martin not look
Speaker 3: cool that it was impressive. That's work, that's work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: gonna watch this, oh Man, man look cool and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 3: dug night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so you obviously that you're a kid at
Speaker 1: this point, I'm three years old.
Speaker 3: With three years old, it's happening.
Speaker 5: So you're eighty two obviously, Draft eighty five.
Speaker 1: You're you're you're not aware that this is happening. At
Speaker 1: what point does this get on your radar?
Speaker 4: Well, when you just see over the years how convenient
Speaker 4: it is even now twenty twenty five, MAVs trade Luca
Speaker 4: to kick off Black History, Mother, bring him to the Lakers.
Speaker 4: God bless Nico Harrison. Nico gets a lot of heat hated.
Speaker 5: Person in the league. They booing him at medieval times.
Speaker 3: More here you mean just eating him alive.
Speaker 5: He looked like Jafar from Aladdin. What the grill grill look?
Speaker 4: But so Trey Luco away for seemingly not a ton
Speaker 4: of return, right, no disrespect to to Anthony Davis or
Speaker 4: Max Christie or one first round draft pick. But we've
Speaker 4: seen Rudy Gobert go for five six first round Andrew
Speaker 4: saw mchal Bridge is going to the Knicks for five
Speaker 4: first rounders, Like, yeah, good generational talent, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean? All NBA perennial first team all NBA. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we didn't we getting Max Christy in the first round pick.
Speaker 5: We thought it was highway Robberts.
Speaker 1: And Anthony Davis. That don't look even close to the
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis hes.
Speaker 4: It gets hurt, I think before that came back, got hurt.
Speaker 4: But then they end up going they make the playing
Speaker 4: win their first game, and it's like and then I
Speaker 4: do a show with Gill and Gil the whole time,
Speaker 4: like what the fuck y'all doing? Man, Like, like you
Speaker 4: have a chance to now build through the draft, Like
Speaker 4: why would you ever want to go to the playoffs?
Speaker 4: End up, I think they would have got the AC
Speaker 4: end up getting swept by the thunder. You're not gonna
Speaker 4: You're not gonna do anything. So his whole thing, and
Speaker 4: I agree, is like you're not gonna win the championship.
Speaker 4: There's like four or five teams every year that are
Speaker 4: trying to win a championship. If you're not trying to
Speaker 4: win a championship, you might as well not tank it,
Speaker 4: but not just give your best effort whatever whatever's in
Speaker 4: between there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels it feels crazy that the playoff team
Speaker 1: got the pick. Not like objectively that feels nothing where
Speaker 1: like we historically don't ever see that of like you
Speaker 1: went to the playoffs and you still get the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that seems it just doesn't. It's not like a
Speaker 3: it's not like a fair situation.
Speaker 5: It's a bullshit.
Speaker 4: I think there were eleventh overall of the fourteen lottery
Speaker 4: teams in terms of I think it was like one
Speaker 4: point eight percent chance of getting that pick. Meanwhile, you
Speaker 4: got the Hornets who are trash, You got the Jazz
Speaker 4: who are trash. You got the Wizards who are absolutely trashed.
Speaker 3: Don't forget about the Chicago Bulls were always rooting for them.
Speaker 4: But the Bulls got him. That giddy shot still haunts
Speaker 4: me man like watching that. We do Workings Company playback,
Speaker 4: so we stream live game. So we're doing that game,
Speaker 4: going crazy thinking the Lakers go win. The fucker has
Speaker 4: a half quarter.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: But the Bulls getting screwed. I think it's the second time,
Speaker 4: if I'm not mistaken. So I want to say the
Speaker 4: Bulls and the MAVs have the same records with basically
Speaker 4: a coin flip to see who got that eleven spot.
Speaker 4: That eleven spot ends up getting the number one overall pick.
Speaker 4: Bulls get kind of screwed out of it. I want
Speaker 4: to say the second time it happened with them in
Speaker 4: the MAVs. Think the last time I have drafted Lucas.
Speaker 4: So it's kind of you know, ship going on.
Speaker 3: Here's my question. I feel like we open it up
Speaker 3: and we just say it. I feel like we've talked
Speaker 3: about it a lot on this podcast. How rig do
Speaker 3: you think the NBA is? I mean, that's what we're
Speaker 3: beating around the bush, right.
Speaker 4: The NBA is entertainment. So the NBA similar to wrestling entertainment.
Speaker 4: They don't really classify themselves as a sportsly we do,
Speaker 4: but I think, you know.
Speaker 3: When you get to you think they don't.
Speaker 4: I think they do it entertainment because it gives a
Speaker 4: little bit more leeway and flexibility in terms of how
Speaker 4: they operate from behind the scenes. It's entertainment rights there
Speaker 4: to entertain Uh.
Speaker 3: That's like lawyer talk. They hired it very powerful lawyers.
Speaker 4: The Crews all lawyers Deaver starting back in the day,
Speaker 4: like successful lawyer I believe worked for the league before
Speaker 4: ended up coming commissioner.
Speaker 5: I want to say. Adam Silver followed a similar trajectory on.
Speaker 3: His I'll tell you Jumping come on, come on, and
Speaker 3: for those who know that one of them boys put
Speaker 3: the ball on the court, not one.
Speaker 4: You talk about behind the scenes ship like you know,
Speaker 4: strong army. You know, Gil's got his dock out on
Speaker 4: Netflix now shooting guards. We were just watching and something
Speaker 4: he said, and I have no problem telling everybody on
Speaker 4: your show. But he said repeatedly, it was like Gil
Speaker 4: is a loophole expert, right, so Gil should.
Speaker 3: Have been a lawyer. I could really see that.
Speaker 4: So before he brought guns to the locker room, he researched,
Speaker 4: all right, what's the long as I can get suspended.
Speaker 4: It's like, all right, you know player X brought it in.
Speaker 4: He got two games. This player shot a gun. He
Speaker 4: got three games, like most I'm gonna get his five.
Speaker 4: That this is how he operates the life.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just being a silly billy. He's like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make sure. I'll put it into everything.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, must get his five games, but I'm
Speaker 5: gonna do it. That's how his mind was. He says.
Speaker 3: The reason he felt like he got punished is because
Speaker 3: they knew he was moving guns around, right.
Speaker 4: So that's what it ended up becoming. But if you
Speaker 4: go back to why he initially got suspended. It wasn't
Speaker 4: because the guns in the locker room, because they can
Speaker 4: never prove anything, right, This thing came out like a
Speaker 4: week or two after the fact. It was kind of
Speaker 4: just going around the locker room. Somebody ended up snitching
Speaker 4: to the press and then it went crazy. But that's
Speaker 4: all these dudes and you guys know, like we might
Speaker 4: have a situation here, we want to fight each other.
Speaker 5: Whatever.
Speaker 4: Now we're cool, but a week from now, we hear
Speaker 4: you know, we've moved on. We passed it. Everybody now
Speaker 4: was like, man, we've heard about that ship that went down.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, I forgot all about that. All y'all
Speaker 4: did bring thus in the locker room and I'm tripping,
Speaker 4: But you watch this guy.
Speaker 3: It is not that kind of environment here, though it
Speaker 3: would be crazy. It would fuck us up. Energy two
Speaker 3: guns and put on the couch and said, pick I
Speaker 3: tell on all y'all niggas immediately.
Speaker 5: But then you dig.
Speaker 4: And that's that's even the situation with John, Like John
Speaker 4: really get jammed up for the gun in the strip club, right,
Speaker 4: it was more like, well, how the gun get there?
Speaker 5: And oh really, how did you how did.
Speaker 3: You what's the relationships you.
Speaker 4: Bring that on on a team playing on a team bus,
Speaker 4: because now it becomes something deeper.
Speaker 5: But Guil didn't get suspended for the guns.
Speaker 4: He got suspended because he was in warm ups fucking
Speaker 4: around and he did the the finger guns. And then
Speaker 4: David Stern saw that and was like, all right, dog, like,
Speaker 4: I'm not the strong arm your ass on where the other.
Speaker 3: Is a crazy thing to do, though.
Speaker 1: I think what makes it nasty though, is the fact
Speaker 1: that they can't prove it right, like, especially with the
Speaker 1: Josh situation. They because what they told us via the
Speaker 1: media was that he was bringing the guns into the
Speaker 1: locker room and onto the planes.
Speaker 3: But they don't know.
Speaker 5: That for unless he says I did it, which I
Speaker 5: don't think he's done.
Speaker 1: But that's just but the point being, it's not like
Speaker 1: he got on the plane and was like, hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: look at my gun.
Speaker 4: He's in a strip club, tons of ones on the
Speaker 4: ground holding in Colorado, which is I believe an open carriages.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I was gonna say about the Josh situation.
Speaker 3: Wrong strip club, you go to Dandy Dan's. That shit
Speaker 3: doesn't happen to you, brother, yeah, you go up off
Speaker 3: the Federal though that you like. He was just so
Speaker 3: sh like you should have guns. It's like trash. You
Speaker 3: only go there. They got steak on Tuesdays. That's all
Speaker 3: they got going.
Speaker 4: Well, that's that's yeah. I love a strip club that
Speaker 4: bounces as a culinary eats out Magic City.
Speaker 3: Post made it to me, man, Honestly, if we're talking
Speaker 3: about drop ads, we want Magic City highways.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're in agreement on this. That would be agreement.
Speaker 4: No, okay, because I got I was I was doing
Speaker 4: some stuff with TNT. I was in Atlanta, got them
Speaker 4: Post made it to the to the hotel. Was not
Speaker 4: impressed when they were like baby, I'm like, damn, what's
Speaker 4: going down?
Speaker 5: They gave me the bottom of the barrel winder. You
Speaker 5: got to come in.
Speaker 3: Money on Monday. Yeah, we need to take a break.
Speaker 1: But before we do, my question for you, leading uh
Speaker 1: I guess into this break is what do you say
Speaker 1: to the issue of it being Dallas specifically, because that
Speaker 1: is not a major market, It's not one that we've
Speaker 1: ever historically championed, right in terms of like sinking the
Speaker 1: money into it, and more importantly, there's not that many
Speaker 1: incentives to make it good again if you just straighted
Speaker 1: away Lucas.
Speaker 3: So how do we justify that part?
Speaker 5: I think that is still top ten market if I'm
Speaker 5: not mistaken.
Speaker 3: I think that. I mean, I don't sound like it, but.
Speaker 4: Because I saw the same thing, I'm like, yo, Like
Speaker 4: you know, we kind of look at the MAVs like
Speaker 4: they're a small market team, but top ten everything.
Speaker 5: Mark Cuban came over to do.
Speaker 4: But Mark Cuban ends up selling the team, giving up
Speaker 4: control of the basketball operations to Aldiser family, who owns
Speaker 4: the SAMs Corps, who's heavy in gaming. So the initial
Speaker 4: rumor was they wanted to bring a casino to the arena.
Speaker 4: We're salty that the state of Texas was kind of
Speaker 4: hating on that the legislature wasn't letting you get through.
Speaker 4: So they're like, all right, well fuck you. We're trading
Speaker 4: the Golden Boy, now what, and we're gonna make bread
Speaker 4: either way. This franchise is gonna be valuable either way.
Speaker 4: You are still coming to games like we've seen before.
Speaker 4: Steve Bomber took over the Clippers. He's done amazing job.
Speaker 4: But Donald Sterling, my dad played for the Donald Sterling
Speaker 4: Clippers most embarrassing organization probably in the history of sports,
Speaker 4: used to practice at the YMCA, played at the sports Arena.
Speaker 3: Like, hey, now shout out to the mc LA. I'm
Speaker 3: not big, yam C a guy. That's another that's another
Speaker 3: there this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, well it was like man bro Is. It was
Speaker 3: like twenty eight dollars from the house. I couldn't justify it.
Speaker 3: I just got ten thousand steps in the team right
Speaker 3: on back.
Speaker 5: It makes it. But YMC a great for common folk
Speaker 5: like us. Imagine your NBA.
Speaker 3: Team just six eight common we're just just but just
Speaker 3: three common dudes over, we're just three comedy.
Speaker 4: But imagine your NBA team practicing and you got to
Speaker 4: Lea Pilate's classes coming in.
Speaker 5: What is going on?
Speaker 3: So you got a bunch of naked art median dudes.
Speaker 5: You gotta go our time on who you are?
Speaker 3: He's not to finished the court. Yeah, they say that
Speaker 3: it's time to play a bunch of dudes who in
Speaker 3: jeans half court?
Speaker 5: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 4: So the new new management group comes in, new ownership
Speaker 4: group ended up making the trade for Luke And like
Speaker 4: I said, we heard that trade, everybody thought it was nuts.
Speaker 4: Everybody shadow over at Nico Harrison myself included, you know,
Speaker 4: fire Nico chants all that stuff, but the massive raised
Speaker 4: ticket prices after the Luca trade. So it's like, let
Speaker 4: me scratch my head here, some ship's going on.
Speaker 5: Now. I'm not I'm not gonna call the league.
Speaker 4: There's been a ton of people in the media who
Speaker 4: are expect to say, oh no, this process just happens
Speaker 4: the way it is. But I think the percentage of
Speaker 4: the team three teams that got it, mass Furs and
Speaker 4: Sixers we got the first three pictures zero point one
Speaker 4: percent of that happening, obviously much lower than the lottery,
Speaker 4: but even the MAVs winning, I think it's one point
Speaker 4: eight percent. And we talked about on the show. That'd
Speaker 4: be like me putting a stack of cards saying, hey,
Speaker 4: pick the two of diamonds and you're reaching in boot
Speaker 4: to a diamon. Is like the percentage of that potentially happening.
Speaker 4: So it's not nuts is a magic trick, trickery, it's convenient.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not zero percent, but it's say silly
Speaker 1: number close to zero.
Speaker 4: Person as wild shipped to see it actually happen and
Speaker 4: now then be able to get Cooper flag, who's the
Speaker 4: great American white hope looka European of course, but one
Speaker 4: favorite replacement. We've got American Caucadia.
Speaker 3: I mean, if we have to qualify it, I don't know,
Speaker 3: because maybe this is just because of the Nuggets thing.
Speaker 3: I kind of like the European whites.
Speaker 5: Joker, like the fast, sloppy. Look, don't look will Cook.
Speaker 3: You got those scary around my city. Even though when
Speaker 3: he's gone, they bro I know a girl, I know
Speaker 3: somebody who lives in their building, and she was like,
Speaker 3: he's gone. As soon as the season's over. They're just
Speaker 3: up there. They just don't know, okay, just lurking around.
Speaker 3: I like that, man. I love that they're like, man,
Speaker 3: we ain't going back there.
Speaker 4: We really run this city with the horses representative.
Speaker 3: They are outside and tight, tight T shirt.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Good for them, good for them, and frankly, good for
Speaker 1: the Dallas Mavericks. I think Dallas y'all figured it out.
Speaker 1: Whatever the game was, you you fucking mastered it perfectly.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We were gonna come right
Speaker 1: back with more Josiah Johnson more.
Speaker 3: My mama told me.
Speaker 6: We're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut
Speaker 6: America's meets.
Speaker 3: That's that on that. That's that on that, and we're
Speaker 3: not gonna let the NBA continue to rig our league
Speaker 3: we love so much.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want the alternative as much
Speaker 1: as I think I do.
Speaker 3: I mean, wrestling is as fun as any other thing, right,
Speaker 3: and it.
Speaker 1: Does create sort of this weird commitment to your teams
Speaker 1: in a way that that actually makes the the the
Speaker 1: experience more meaningful.
Speaker 3: I would say, do you know what I mean that?
Speaker 1: Like when I remember as a kid, my favorite team
Speaker 1: growing up was that Sacramento team that almost you know.
Speaker 5: What I mean and.
Speaker 3: Teaming Yeah, that team was nice. Team done.
Speaker 5: I got a funny story. Actually, yeah, so this tattoo.
Speaker 4: So one of my teammates used l a Mike Bibby's cousin,
Speaker 4: Ryan Walcass, my guy we still riding to this day.
Speaker 4: So they used to have tattoo Day, Uh, the Bibby
Speaker 4: family from Phoenix. So I'd happened to roll in during
Speaker 4: the off season. I think Mike was doing a camp
Speaker 4: or something. It was tattoo day. So I rolled up
Speaker 4: to the tattoo parlor. Mike Bibby brought me this uh
Speaker 4: this one right here to Pitch Johnson, which is my
Speaker 4: last name, official last name.
Speaker 3: But he was like, you want to yeah, Mike, fat
Speaker 3: are those characters also saying people know? So I got them? Uh,
Speaker 3: I get it, but you got to see.
Speaker 4: No, Marcus can't be like the big Chinese symbols work
Speaker 4: away back then. I can't speak a lick of Chinese,
Speaker 4: probably one of my biggest regress in life. But I
Speaker 4: own it and I wear it like a badge of
Speaker 4: it's supposed to say, fear no man. But my Chinese
Speaker 4: friends are kind of like, ah, nigga, not this time.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 3: If I had to explain the embarrassment on my body,
Speaker 3: it was a cool thing to do. Ain't no shaman
Speaker 3: tattoo shaming.
Speaker 5: We don't do that.
Speaker 4: Marcus can't be, though, Mark, you have the big ass
Speaker 4: Chinese symbols. You no, niggas had no connection to China
Speaker 4: whatsoever it was, which they still do.
Speaker 9: But that might be its. But I mean, I'm talking
Speaker 9: about the Francisco era. There was a lot of dragons
Speaker 9: running man Jackie Chan had a cartoon. He did the
Speaker 9: Jackie Chan Adventures.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all remember that. I do remember that on channel
Speaker 3: on the WB.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like the more like it
Speaker 1: was like almost anime a little bit.
Speaker 3: It kind of had like a more advanced you tuna,
Speaker 3: are you leveraging for Crunchy roll again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Crunchy. If you got that Jackie Chan cartoon, go ahead,
Speaker 1: let me watch it. I'm trying to watch it for free.
Speaker 5: Jackie Chan did rush it for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, he was going crazy. That was a big
Speaker 3: rumble in the Bronx guy. That was my Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1: I will say, now that we're talking about it, then
Speaker 1: this is my conspiratorial brain really triggering. I do think
Speaker 1: they kind of gave Tom Cruise some of Jackie chan ship.
Speaker 3: Whoa wait, expand, I.
Speaker 1: Think Jackie Chan really has been a I do my
Speaker 1: own stunts motherfucker for a long time.
Speaker 3: Because he came from like the Circus, right or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I think he just came from karate.
Speaker 5: I think he's like a classic.
Speaker 1: But but more importantly, he's a dude who's been cooking
Speaker 1: at that from the moment we met him. Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: went through like fifteen evolutions before he became the idea. Guys,
Speaker 1: who like truly did all his own stunts.
Speaker 3: Also, Tom Cruise couldn't he couldn't share a bill with
Speaker 3: Chris Tucker. That was a terrible movie. You want to
Speaker 3: watch that back and forth Tom Cruise and Chris Tucker.
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise sur like, don't touch my radio. He's like.
Speaker 1: You you and I want to listen to Kholm mood.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious. No, I think they gave jack I think
Speaker 3: Jackie Chan.
Speaker 4: I'm about to just take would be the first time
Speaker 4: we've seen the colonize and gentrifying.
Speaker 1: Because I don't think that Jackie Chan would be opposed
Speaker 1: to jumping out of a plane, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't think he'd be scared to like bungee jump
Speaker 1: off of the fucking waterfall.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think it's it's they just were like,
Speaker 1: now we'll fund Tom in all of this.
Speaker 3: Here's my question in true gentrifiers status, are the stunts
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise is doing more difficult than the ship that
Speaker 3: Jackie Chan was doing?
Speaker 5: Think so?
Speaker 3: I mean the Jackie ship was like I don't I
Speaker 3: think one could go one way. I don't think the
Speaker 3: other could go You you know what I'm saying Jackie
Speaker 3: was so athletic. I don't think that Jackie Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: could do the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jackie Champer, you're saying that that it actually is
Speaker 1: much harder to get legit kicked in the face off
Speaker 1: of like a box tower than it is to like
Speaker 1: have this massive rig that ensures you won't actually ever
Speaker 1: get hurt.
Speaker 3: You just have to be brave enough to when he
Speaker 3: jumped off the ship and rumble in the bronx and
Speaker 3: he broke his foot or whatever. Like, I just think that, like,
Speaker 3: I think the degree of difficulty might have been higher
Speaker 3: on Jackie champ because Jackie jams approven like he's like
Speaker 3: he's a martial artist. It's not like Tom Cruise was like,
Speaker 3: oh I was mad athletic and then I became a
Speaker 3: movie starter. I think he's kind of just a guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really want to die. Yeah this happens. I'm
Speaker 4: disappointed that Jockey letting me down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah the church, the church doesn't doesn't approve
Speaker 1: of suicide. So I'll figure it out another one in
Speaker 1: a movie. Damn, that's dark.
Speaker 5: I'm acting.
Speaker 3: That's how he's about to check out Mission impossible.
Speaker 5: Impossible. I'll just say that too.
Speaker 3: At some point the mission they're possible, eight of them.
Speaker 3: You could do it. He's doing it. That's what you do. Boys.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you on a logical sense, but
Speaker 1: they are strong films.
Speaker 5: They're good. All these missions are very possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very difficulty possible. They should be hard ass mission,
Speaker 3: hard ass missions they got.
Speaker 1: There's all these conspiracies running around and Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 1: is about to be the replacement for the Ethan Hunt
Speaker 1: of the upcoming mission impossibles, and I wonder if they're
Speaker 1: gonna make that hard ass missions.
Speaker 3: You's going to be when it becomes black people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's as hell hell y'all gonna do that ship.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be me. That's what it's gonna be. You
Speaker 1: got it couldn't be me with with Michael B.
Speaker 3: Jordan's I would rather have a black James Bond than
Speaker 3: a black Mission impossible guy. Oh really yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it means I think it means more.
Speaker 1: I think they're just gonna really be. So you got
Speaker 1: to remember British racism when it they finally do it.
Speaker 1: It's that peer ship, that's true, that's.
Speaker 5: Behind the times.
Speaker 3: You're before they.
Speaker 1: Give you that peer ship, and I don't like how
Speaker 1: that feels, and I don't want to see that happen
Speaker 1: to Idris or whoever is Like.
Speaker 4: You been out there before, Yeah, I've only been out
Speaker 4: there one never been out I'm good.
Speaker 1: It's actually, you know what's funny, it doesn't feel that
Speaker 1: way when you're like, like amongst them if they feel
Speaker 1: like a more liberal, frankly more like welcoming people than
Speaker 1: we are in America. But on the flip side, I
Speaker 1: just think when they do get racist, like look how
Speaker 1: they reacted to Megan markele right that bitch is barely
Speaker 1: a color and that they were upset.
Speaker 3: When I went over there, it felt like a boring
Speaker 3: New York. Yeah, that's really how it felt. It felt
Speaker 3: like just like kind of a like stuff shuts down earlier,
Speaker 3: but it is like ingrained in them to be I.
Speaker 1: Think it's at their root, and that's why the paparazzi
Speaker 1: is so mean and crazy.
Speaker 3: And I've always thought about this about their media. On
Speaker 3: some level, at least within their media, they are better
Speaker 3: about racial stuff than we are. Whereas like you'll watch
Speaker 3: a British movie even from like the nineties or something.
Speaker 3: I have a black guy and a white guy be
Speaker 3: a best friend. And that's not the point of the movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, That's what I mean is like they know how
Speaker 1: to present progressive, but when you get to some ship
Speaker 1: that they really don't want you to do, they turn up.
Speaker 5: The Royal family man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want want that bloodline looking like what
Speaker 1: you're offering.
Speaker 3: No, right, stop.
Speaker 5: Shut out to Megan and Harry.
Speaker 4: Uh went to I think Lakers playoff game a couple
Speaker 4: of years ago, and so I had a little bread
Speaker 4: at that time. So I was sitting in like B
Speaker 4: level sweets might have got a I think it was
Speaker 4: Lakers busy, but they were at the game once we know,
Speaker 4: we look over like, oh ship. They just low key
Speaker 4: holding it down, got their own little security. But fucking
Speaker 4: with the Lakers. I had to roll with them all,
Speaker 4: you know, whatever going on, y'all feeling out the Lakers game.
Speaker 5: So I'm brother with it.
Speaker 1: So funny you're willing to forgive the roots of racism
Speaker 1: because he didn't didn't do it.
Speaker 3: Like you liked it for a while, then he stopped
Speaker 3: liking it.
Speaker 4: Harry said, fuck the family, y'all moving out here, Santa Barbara.
Speaker 4: We're gonna pull up the Lakers games.
Speaker 3: We moved different, y'all. Y'all, y'all, go ahead, y'all enjoy. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry me. Yeah, I ain't family like Harry. I'm teasing.
Speaker 5: I'm teasing.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: My, My next question for you as it relates to this, uh.
Speaker 5: Are we going back to that? I thought we were not.
Speaker 5: Let's do it? No, yeah we can.
Speaker 3: We can go over now, let's do it. I like it.
Speaker 3: I do want to ask, Yeah, I did. I had
Speaker 3: a question about it too, my my, My next question
Speaker 3: for you is do you feel like you've been cheated
Speaker 3: out of any of the quote unquote rigging as a
Speaker 3: Lakers fan.
Speaker 4: No, Lakers, we haven't had like a fuck you trading.
Speaker 4: Actually I said that look of was trading was in February.
Speaker 4: So but CP three I think was the one of
Speaker 4: the few times when the Lakers actually got got but
Speaker 4: buying large.
Speaker 3: For the most part, you guys are the favorite.
Speaker 5: You looking at the.
Speaker 4: Gassault trade back in the day, trading for his brother
Speaker 4: and Marcus saw ended up being a great player, but
Speaker 4: he wasn't ship at that point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wasn't.
Speaker 3: And he never became pow. He just was he was
Speaker 3: his own guy.
Speaker 4: So as much as the league talks about parody and
Speaker 4: being competitive at the end of the day, no disrespect
Speaker 4: to the Nuggets, but even looking at the playoffs right now,
Speaker 4: the ideal matchup as this stands, right now, you want
Speaker 4: Timberwolves Necks, right, you got the Julius Randall kat Like, yeah, Yo,
Speaker 4: Kich is a fucking great story and God bless you.
Speaker 4: But that fans got mad at me when it was
Speaker 4: that Nuggets he's there. I'm like, the league don't want
Speaker 4: this ship, brother, I don't want this ship people are watching.
Speaker 3: I was watching the game with Langston last night and
Speaker 3: I was like, you know how hard he is to
Speaker 3: have your team be the least cool good team? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's a great team. Nonetheless, i'mber Westbrook guy. I
Speaker 3: love Joker, like I love that squad, but like as
Speaker 3: far as like cool guys on a buskeetball team, Nah, it's.
Speaker 4: Like Joker literally tell you to your face, this shit
Speaker 4: is just a job for me. I'll see y'all when
Speaker 4: I see y'all when it's done. I don't even like
Speaker 4: doing this shit or be around Josh.
Speaker 3: He watched to race horses on that little Cardis Gout.
Speaker 1: I watched the post game interview yesterday with you one
Speaker 1: where they catch them right at the a end and
Speaker 1: they were like asking him, like.
Speaker 3: Yo, you know, how'd you do what? It was this
Speaker 3: And the whole time he's just looking like this past
Speaker 3: the lady as he's talking to her.
Speaker 1: He don't give up. He's like, I'm I am, I
Speaker 1: am checked out of here.
Speaker 5: Going right back to the crib.
Speaker 3: And when we and when we do have cool guys,
Speaker 3: they don't want to be there. No, even for football,
Speaker 3: it's the same thing. They don't want to be memo.
Speaker 3: Wasn't having a great time living in Denver?
Speaker 5: No? I like that. I like these mellow cruise, okam.
Speaker 5: I mean it was nice, great time.
Speaker 3: What what was it the twenty on nine Western Conference
Speaker 3: finals with you guys. That was like before I started comedy.
Speaker 3: And then maybe if I have a child or get
Speaker 3: married or whatever, that'll also be great. But that was
Speaker 3: the greatest time of my life. Like the bench was deep,
Speaker 3: it was it was man, it just felt so good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you guys were fun to watch, were on. We were
Speaker 3: exciting God, and.
Speaker 1: It was it was like a bunch of dudes who
Speaker 1: like the year before were being labeled like knuckleheads and misstits.
Speaker 3: Buggets, Yeah, buggets.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, we we've given up on these
Speaker 1: these terrible youth And then suddenly it.
Speaker 3: Became Barack Obama was president. I swear like that Nuggets
Speaker 3: team Barack Obama and the death of Michael Jackson pushed
Speaker 3: me to follow my dreams, move to California and start
Speaker 3: doing comedy. That was like, that's how much like if
Speaker 3: that doesn't happen, If that doesn't happen, I am a
Speaker 3: manager of a call center in Englewood, Colorado.
Speaker 5: Right now.
Speaker 1: That's a nasty little crossover of like perfect motivation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot also duhy, but that doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: It's like all that stuff stuff came together, No.
Speaker 1: Because it's beautiful because because you you had all the
Speaker 1: motivation for yourself Allah Barack Obama, you had all the
Speaker 1: personal joy in your life Allah, the Nuggets, and then
Speaker 1: on top of that, you have all the motivation from
Speaker 1: fear allah Michael Jackson's life being cut short. You combine
Speaker 1: that ship profofall shout out to propofall you.
Speaker 3: I want that purple false I need my milk.
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn that milkound kind of good with it,
Speaker 4: but damn, you.
Speaker 3: Know how bad I'm trying to go to bed right now.
Speaker 3: That nigga was sleeping good though I got two kids.
Speaker 3: I could use some rest, Purple fuck please. I never
Speaker 3: heard the shi before that.
Speaker 5: It never came up.
Speaker 4: If the King of Pop is calling that ship his
Speaker 4: milk milk, I'm sure he was sleeping good as fun.
Speaker 3: That boy couldn't go to bed.
Speaker 1: They said he died multiple times before he actually died.
Speaker 1: This is the theory, is that literally he had died
Speaker 1: and they resuscitated him on different days.
Speaker 3: Man, and he was still like, give me ship my milk.
Speaker 5: Da.
Speaker 3: Michael was already up out of here.
Speaker 5: He did enough, he accomplish. Yeah, you ain't got none
Speaker 5: for me, I can. Niggas ain't getting on my level.
Speaker 3: So how much better was you going to get for him?
Speaker 3: It wasn't going to get better. That's sweat. I think
Speaker 3: that's probably the hard part about being truly great. It's
Speaker 3: something being truly truly great is that the back end
Speaker 3: it feels like, I mean, yeah, even if you have
Speaker 3: a family or whatever, you're like I was, I was
Speaker 3: number one, and we already had done some man crying
Speaker 3: right there, Yeah, crying about it. Have some of the
Speaker 3: finest tequila made by a man who is.
Speaker 4: Interesting getting drunk on that Uniggs. Still let me give
Speaker 4: you fifty What the fuck I'd have left, came back, left,
Speaker 4: came back, made a movie. Younis still ain't doing ship
Speaker 4: Brown still sun He really I'm a Lebron guy. But
Speaker 4: when I look at it from that limb, but.
Speaker 1: He really lives so high on the level above everyone
Speaker 1: that there was, we didn't even debate if there was
Speaker 1: a better person.
Speaker 5: Yea.
Speaker 1: Now every every fucking week somebody's claiming Lebron ain't the greatest,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like he'll spend his life
Speaker 1: with that, even like as more players, they're gonna give
Speaker 1: it to Wimby so fast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but do you know what I mean, Like we've
Speaker 4: seen it with Wimby and that's the whole thing. And
Speaker 4: this is the point because somebody asked me early on
Speaker 4: would I rather go Chet or Wimby?
Speaker 5: And I said Chet. But they're two big, tall dudes.
Speaker 4: But what we've seen, like the Yao ming and just
Speaker 4: when the dude is that tall, and you hope that
Speaker 4: Winny because Wimby does everything to take care of his body.
Speaker 4: I think this blood Cloud was just some unfortunate ship.
Speaker 4: But he's got to be able to sustain because we've
Speaker 4: seen it. When he plays, he's the highest level of
Speaker 4: that we've ever seen in our lives. It's a fucking
Speaker 4: cheat coat. But you're a big ass motherfucker. So y'all
Speaker 4: make ship. And because of a toe shack toe, and
Speaker 4: you know you just think about that.
Speaker 5: My damn toe hurt. I can't fuck it.
Speaker 3: I gotta retire life.
Speaker 4: It's a big toe, big toe, and that is the
Speaker 4: base of everything you got cracking. But as Shorter Hooper's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'll be good in a couple of weeks. Like these
Speaker 4: niggas like I got, I'll check out, come on my ship.
Speaker 5: Little like.
Speaker 3: You you can take it up.
Speaker 5: I don't, but you hope like you want to.
Speaker 4: I mean, you see the dude when he plays, and
Speaker 4: just how phenomenal he is shooting threes, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean doing. But then it's like, all right, I
Speaker 4: had to miss this season. Hopefully they bounce back. You know,
Speaker 4: popkinting Old having a stroll his old ass were trying
Speaker 4: to stick around too long, just as like you know,
Speaker 4: my last kind of thing. I'm gonna get back to
Speaker 4: the league and get won't be ready to go, so
Speaker 4: I can go on and do what I'm doing. But
Speaker 4: so Pop it his retirement shit. It was like, damn dog,
Speaker 4: Like seventy six nigga, you can't keep up with these
Speaker 4: young niggas.
Speaker 1: And you're you're just standing there. It's not like you're
Speaker 1: like running up and down, but there is a level
Speaker 1: of like just keep it logically, keeping up energy, running
Speaker 1: up that you gotta match.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell everybody, encourage all you guys out there,
Speaker 4: Like I do a show with Gil. We go like
Speaker 4: two and a half hours live and like just sit
Speaker 4: on the couch, go sit in the gym, just stand
Speaker 4: up for two and a half hours walking around. And
Speaker 4: I do that shit every single day. And see how
Speaker 4: much your back hurts your leg. I coach high school,
Speaker 4: my ship, my knees and back be are I gotta
Speaker 4: go take a seat in the big chair for a
Speaker 4: little bit too, like juvenile, but he's seventy six having
Speaker 4: to do that.
Speaker 5: It's like, come on, man, down, man.
Speaker 3: Get it, get it out.
Speaker 1: You got a scowl when he doing it. He'd be mad.
Speaker 3: That wears on your body. Yeah, it takes less bad Nope,
Speaker 3: I have it. Yeah, all right, well now we both
Speaker 3: let each other down. Yeah, man, I'm sorry. You know
Speaker 3: it's a given and take relationship you.
Speaker 5: Had.
Speaker 1: Would you you had the question that you said you
Speaker 1: wanted to ask.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just wanted to ask about the nineteen eighty
Speaker 3: five draft. How ballot manipulation, like the idea of it
Speaker 3: was frozen or it was bent, or it was light.
Speaker 5: Do you heard you hear the different theories?
Speaker 3: Do you feel like that's a real possibility. I also
Speaker 3: want to ask because you said your dad was in
Speaker 3: the league. Yeah, does he have feelings on it as well?
Speaker 4: Well, he's still employed by the league, so he has
Speaker 4: no feelings working with the Milwaukee Bucks. Hopefully he stays
Speaker 4: out there. But I'm just like, you can do shit.
Speaker 4: I'm playing site right Like you know, I'm a big
Speaker 4: fan of magic. You see all these magic tricks, Like
Speaker 4: it's very easy to do shit and manipulate the eye
Speaker 4: and do all those type of things. So yeah, we're
Speaker 4: giving you It's like, why do all that? Why not
Speaker 4: just worsting the league? It's the number one. Why do
Speaker 4: we go through all this shit? Right? Balls, all these
Speaker 4: different things. We want a competitive balance where you had
Speaker 4: three teams were literally the fucking worst teams in the league,
Speaker 4: and neither none of those three teams got the top
Speaker 4: three picks in this draft.
Speaker 1: What's funny is before nineteen eighty five, which was sort
Speaker 1: of the source of us starting this conversation that was
Speaker 1: so nineteen eighty five is the first official draft lottery, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is why it was a big deal that Patrick
Speaker 1: Ewan got that. Before it was a coin flip between
Speaker 1: the first and second worst team in the league, which.
Speaker 4: Is how levers get magic. I mean, that's that's even
Speaker 4: silly in itself. It's like football has right, you are
Speaker 4: the fucking worst team in the NFL, you get the
Speaker 4: first pick. Yeah, yeah, let's keep it if you tanked
Speaker 4: or did whatever the fuck you did.
Speaker 5: And now it's like the league trying to punish tankers.
Speaker 4: So we're trying to punish your losers for losing by
Speaker 4: making you lose more, right, And that's how.
Speaker 3: You get You don't get people to come up on top, right, Like,
Speaker 3: it doesn't you don't. You can't get new blood that way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: unless you got doing I guess well, And that's the argument.
Speaker 1: It is that, and well, I guess what makes it
Speaker 1: more complicated is that if this were rigging just for
Speaker 1: the sake of narrative, right at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: what makes wrestling enjoying?
Speaker 3: Enjoyment, enjoy Have you got it? The reason niggas like wrestling.
Speaker 5: Is because.
Speaker 1: It is because they they ultimately are weaving the story
Speaker 1: with the intention of just selling you the best story,
Speaker 1: right right, But the NBA is going, well, I'll sell
Speaker 1: you the best story that serves financial fucking back end
Speaker 1: so large that they're almost hard to keep track of.
Speaker 1: But it's that makes it kind of wat.
Speaker 3: But it's also ultimately because they're serving the best story
Speaker 3: for the biggest crowd, their crowdsourcing it still and I
Speaker 3: would argue that is the same thing in w W
Speaker 3: is saying they're just letting there. They don't have to
Speaker 3: worry about a market. They have to worry about we
Speaker 3: bring this wrestler out, what do they think of him?
Speaker 3: But they're still served.
Speaker 4: So then has to dangle that carrid of small market
Speaker 4: teams being able to get to the highest level and
Speaker 4: win champion and ships. But when you talk about the
Speaker 4: league that's bitching about viewership and whatever like the Lakers
Speaker 4: gonna have the worst team in the league. People are
Speaker 4: gonna watch those games, right, like the Knicks. Right now
Speaker 4: you're seeing Knicks Celtics that series, and I see it.
Speaker 4: When we do the show every day, people kind of
Speaker 4: bitch at us, like, man, you don't talk about cass.
Speaker 4: You don't talk about Pacers enough. And it's like when
Speaker 4: we do talk about it, you motherfuckers don't watch right,
Speaker 4: you didn't want to show already has opinions on how
Speaker 4: we should do the show whatever, But when y'all do it,
Speaker 4: like y'all don't talk about these teams either, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: but the Cats are doing so good. Yeah, but we
Speaker 4: know the Casts are going to get packed up, Like,
Speaker 4: no disrespect to Cleveland, love you guys. We knew the
Speaker 4: Caps are to get packed up allowing that, Like what
Speaker 4: the fuck you guys think is going on? Like we
Speaker 4: got the Celtics in the Knicks both playing high level basketball.
Speaker 4: You think even the Pacers now they got to deal
Speaker 4: with that, and by grace, they gotta Pacers be able
Speaker 4: to get to the finals, more power to them, But
Speaker 4: you got the Knicks or Celtics coming to town, Like,
Speaker 4: who do you think we want to get to these finals.
Speaker 1: So here's here's my question to that. How how day
Speaker 1: today do you think they're actually able to to present
Speaker 1: these stories? I guess you know what I mean? Oh, like,
Speaker 1: how much control do they have over the day. I
Speaker 1: always took it to be like they're just setting it
Speaker 1: up so that this team is good this year. I
Speaker 1: didn't think they were setting it up in a way
Speaker 1: where they're like, I calves are cooking, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: make sure that they don't get some.
Speaker 4: I mean, sometimes the teams will do that to themselves.
Speaker 4: But like you look at that uh Knick Celtics game,
Speaker 4: what game five? Whatever it was. Jaylm Brussey gets five
Speaker 4: fouls in the third quarter. This is the superstar of
Speaker 4: this team. But the series is three to one. Okay,
Speaker 4: I for I got five fouls in a single quarter, Right,
Speaker 4: that's just not That's not how it's going down. These
Speaker 4: ref know was going on. You're trying tell me the
Speaker 4: ref didn't know? Yeah, five, they're not tripping because Tatum
Speaker 4: goes down like shit, we gotta stretch it shit a
Speaker 4: little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 3: Like it's not like they can't win a game like.
Speaker 5: Ship we gotta stretch it a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not total manipulation. They're not They're not
Speaker 1: figuring out the box score. They're saying, like, hey, do
Speaker 1: what you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right out there. You still might be able
Speaker 4: to win with these variables. We're gonna make a little
Speaker 4: bit more difficult for you, because that's what they can do.
Speaker 3: They can adjust factors, right, they can like adjust little things. Yeah,
Speaker 3: take somebody out.
Speaker 4: Like Halliburton got two fouls in the first quarter. I
Speaker 4: think they still end up winning that game. But it's like, okay,
Speaker 4: I going down.
Speaker 1: That's the argument you always see with like they they
Speaker 1: made it a bunch with Draymond in the in the
Speaker 1: playoffs this year of him just tackling and falling and tacking.
Speaker 4: Like Draymond found loopholes though, because like they weren't fouls
Speaker 4: so they had to be text So he had like
Speaker 4: all together. I want to say, like nine or ten
Speaker 4: of them. He can get combined before you either get suspendish.
Speaker 4: I can get like three fragrance and fucking five texts
Speaker 4: and I still get they were literally a favorite fouls.
Speaker 4: That's just found me being him in the head. It's
Speaker 4: not a foul on me because the foul has already
Speaker 4: been caught. I'll just give him a tex at stand
Speaker 4: all right, he can stay in the game.
Speaker 3: And that's that's some five games suspension for bringing a gun, thinking.
Speaker 5: Jill mastermind.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you talk to Gil, and Gil literally gene
Speaker 4: because he'll literally explain I'll tell you guys like you
Speaker 4: and I saw, like I think Telfair had had to say, situation,
Speaker 4: he got like two games. I saw Stephen Jackson like
Speaker 4: shot a gun in front of a strip club, and
Speaker 4: he might have got three or four. So I'm like, shit,
Speaker 4: I ain't getting no more than five. This is president.
Speaker 4: But now he comes, you know, thinking he's he's a
Speaker 4: genius to David Stir, and David Stir's like, fuck you, nigga, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're gonna take these fifty games.
Speaker 5: I'll let you keep your bread, but you're gonna take
Speaker 5: this fifty man.
Speaker 1: I see why ESPN was scared.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It took them a minute and then they were like,
Speaker 2: I don't know because if he think like that, he
Speaker 2: might say.
Speaker 3: Something on camera that we don't.
Speaker 5: But but you can't.
Speaker 3: We can't sponsor anymore.
Speaker 4: Like he's fucking what was I think he was like
Speaker 4: Yoker just like the worst three time MVP ever some shit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but when you look at the numbers, it's like, well,
Speaker 4: who's he better than on this list? It's like Larry Bird,
Speaker 4: Lebron whatever. It wasn't like a slide of yokers, but
Speaker 4: he knows how to They're the pot of people.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: They'll be like, fuck you idiots, you don't know what
Speaker 4: you're talking about. Then they go look like, here's the list.
Speaker 4: Yeah man, you know, like all right, fine, like whatever,
Speaker 4: you know what I.
Speaker 3: Mean, there's nobody you would actually put it.
Speaker 5: You can't put him, you know, you can't put it.
Speaker 4: That's no disrespect to Joker, But he really literally like
Speaker 4: thinks about this ship and I hear him sation. He
Speaker 4: he words it very specifically just to fuck with people,
Speaker 4: just to see you prove me wrong. But when he's
Speaker 4: on his pen, he's in the suit, he's doing what
Speaker 4: we got to do, so is straight, you.
Speaker 1: Know, but I know was scared of him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, he tells the story like he did
Speaker 4: uh the jump or whatever it was back in the day,
Speaker 4: and he's like, all right, what what what words can
Speaker 4: I say?
Speaker 5: On TV?
Speaker 4: So they give him the list here's the words you
Speaker 4: can't say. He's like, oh shit, douchebags not on here,
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna use that. And then it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: like come on, Doug, Like man, I respect that level
Speaker 4: of petty and diligence to loopholeing.
Speaker 1: Do you when when this loophole in, when all the
Speaker 1: different sort of like strategies are in play, do you
Speaker 1: feel like there's something dangerous in the way that like
Speaker 1: we are now always aware of it before it actually
Speaker 1: even plays itself out?
Speaker 5: For sure?
Speaker 4: Well, I think going into this ship, you can make
Speaker 4: the jokes about Maps getting the number one pick or whatever,
Speaker 4: but that shit is so far fetched you don't think
Speaker 4: it's gonna happen. And then you sit there and watch
Speaker 4: it happen real time. You watched six Ers get the
Speaker 4: third pick. He talking about a mass team that was
Speaker 4: in the NBA Finals last season, talking about a mass
Speaker 4: team that, without injuries to Kyrie and a D would
Speaker 4: be a top five, top six team.
Speaker 5: In the West this season.
Speaker 4: So now you're literally telling me a team that has
Speaker 4: championship level aspirations trades away their franchise guy gets a
Speaker 4: D in that crew, which is still a very formidable
Speaker 4: team if they're healthy. And now we're gonna add Cooper
Speaker 4: Flag to it because Kyrie is down for you know,
Speaker 4: most of the next season and we still need you
Speaker 4: guys to be competitive. So here take the number one
Speaker 4: overall pick.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, it doesn't add up one of the biggest names, buzzing,
Speaker 4: one of the talking about.
Speaker 1: But then but then I go, but as a fan, right,
Speaker 1: if I'm thinking about it more as like a fan
Speaker 1: of this whole thing. When I really loved wrestling was
Speaker 1: what I believed in wrestling. Yeah, and now it's this
Speaker 1: era of wrestling where nobody believes in it. Even kids
Speaker 1: don't believe in wrestling.
Speaker 5: Well, kids are ass those now, and they're intelligent more
Speaker 5: than me.
Speaker 4: They can operate an iPad better than me, Like, now
Speaker 4: you gotta do this like eight years old ago.
Speaker 1: I guess I worry that that then takes the enjoyment
Speaker 1: out of it. If I become too self aware.
Speaker 3: Inside of the inside of the beasts, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Gil scares me.
Speaker 1: I guess it's is that he's just exposed the whole
Speaker 1: thing and that I'm gonna be a dumb dumb who
Speaker 1: thought magic was real.
Speaker 4: But I think we all got to just watch with
Speaker 4: him as we grew up watching wrest and we grew
Speaker 4: up watching all these sports. I grew up watching the NBA.
Speaker 4: I read an article and just take that ship to
Speaker 4: face value. Now, It's like I saw something the other
Speaker 4: day about rust came out the ESPN article. It's anonymous players,
Speaker 4: and I was asking the guys on the couch, I'm like,
Speaker 4: can you tell who the snitch in the locker room is?
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, just go go see the first person
Speaker 4: she comes up to when she pulls up, or who's
Speaker 4: the who? So you know I in the locker room
Speaker 4: now you know, God damn well, it's one of you.
Speaker 4: Two niggas right here are the ones who did? He
Speaker 4: said all this ship in my ass. I know he's
Speaker 4: not talking to her, he don't funk with her like her,
Speaker 4: but she walk in and who she wapping up in?
Speaker 3: Fuckingout that?
Speaker 4: So we used to read these things and like you
Speaker 4: watched the Last Dance and I think it was like
Speaker 4: Horace Grant, who was the one on that team that
Speaker 4: was kind of breaking all the information down or whatever.
Speaker 5: We would just take all that ship to face value.
Speaker 4: So I would say, if this guy's bad in the
Speaker 4: locker room, Like you've heard all this stuff about Russ's
Speaker 4: whole life, like Russell you Steel, Like I'm known Russ
Speaker 4: since he was a young pup, Like has all this
Speaker 4: negativity surrounding from a fan standpoint, and the media kind
Speaker 4: of feed into that.
Speaker 5: But everybody who's played with Russ.
Speaker 4: Buying large, nobody always available, fucking you know, works his
Speaker 4: ass off. Fucking that's a good culture in the locker room.
Speaker 4: But you see Nigga miss a couple of lambs to
Speaker 4: shoot a couple shots off the backboard, and you put
Speaker 4: this narrative out there.
Speaker 5: He's just like the worst human being ever.
Speaker 3: And when he says you, he means me last night.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that's the Westbrook experience, livom.
Speaker 3: We experience.
Speaker 4: You'll be ready to choke his south. Then he'll come
Speaker 4: to and get a big steel here.
Speaker 3: Crazy exactly, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4: But it's every it doesn't stop. Every game is one
Speaker 4: way or the other. Sometimes you get both within the
Speaker 4: span of like two minutes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he really sends you on a journey.
Speaker 3: That's true. That's true, and that is in atainment. That's entertainment,
Speaker 3: and we got to take a break. We need to
Speaker 3: take a break. We're gonna take one more break and
Speaker 3: then we're going to do some voicemails. We'll probably give
Speaker 3: them one voicemail. We'll be back with more. Josiah Johnson
Speaker 3: or my mama told me, hey, would you say that
Speaker 3: you're racist?
Speaker 5: Not at all?
Speaker 3: No, Look at a dog.
Speaker 5: He's as black as can be.
Speaker 3: Come on, we're back. We're back as the blacknest could be.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the dogs, shouting.
Speaker 10: Out to them, dogs, dog, damn.
Speaker 3: They get so racist. It's Spanish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh we we want to do a
Speaker 1: voicemail with you. Listen to a voicemail from one of
Speaker 1: our little mama's at home and see what they're talking about.
Speaker 8: Here we go readings niggas, niggas wiggers and.
Speaker 3: Well, right, yeah, I don't I don't like that. I
Speaker 3: don't like that he yet, I don't like that he
Speaker 3: put that in there. That feels odd that he makes me.
Speaker 3: I don't know which.
Speaker 5: At anything that that's the rest.
Speaker 3: I've also never heard the term wig at till today.
Speaker 3: I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, white people, I think are trying to do a
Speaker 1: little magic trick with that word wigger.
Speaker 3: H oh, Like it's not I think they're trying to
Speaker 3: make it a bad word. No, you think so.
Speaker 1: I think white people are now trying to be like
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that. They're the ones who say, and
Speaker 1: that's their sh And then I think it becomes this
Speaker 1: magic trick of it suddenly like our responsibility to police
Speaker 1: some ship that we didn't even make up in the
Speaker 1: first one.
Speaker 5: That's it always goes. Now it's d I is the
Speaker 5: the safe word for yeah. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, everybody got hired just if they're
Speaker 4: not a white man, Like they just went unqualified and
Speaker 4: uncapable of doing anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like everybody doesn't have jobs.
Speaker 1: No, it's crazy who they'll call it D I hired
Speaker 1: where it's like, hey, man, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: You whoever's that your work might be upsetting you. But
Speaker 1: we got to chill with how we're labeling.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I say it every day now. I'm
Speaker 4: just like, wow, man, they really flipped the script. But
Speaker 4: woke how that became? Yeah, I don't want any woke
Speaker 4: shit here?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: They don't know it.
Speaker 5: Or not it's too woke. It's like, huh, what does
Speaker 5: that mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nasty.
Speaker 5: Define it. You can't.
Speaker 3: No, you don't want to talk about that part, all right, enough.
Speaker 5: I just keep doing what I do.
Speaker 1: Anyways, wig ats, wig ats. Let's find out what they're
Speaker 1: talking about, all right.
Speaker 8: So check this out, y'all. My mama told me white
Speaker 8: people love to see black people slip. Hear me out,
Speaker 8: not just black people, but black boys mucifically. All right, now,
Speaker 8: think about this. Anytime you've gone to a basketball game,
Speaker 8: whether at a big arena where it's college or pro
Speaker 8: or whatever, they would always have mainly college, they would
Speaker 8: always have some underprivileged group come in and do flips
Speaker 8: in front of everybody. At halftime, you got skinny niggas
Speaker 8: doing something, twists and double axles and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 8: And I grew up in Tennessee, where you know, we
Speaker 8: had a whole group that did this thing. And the
Speaker 8: crazy thing about it it was called flip. Oh means
Speaker 8: it gets dark. The word around the campfire was that
Speaker 8: Flippo was actually getting these boys booty.
Speaker 3: Oh my flip.
Speaker 8: I believe dude with the jail forward or at least
Speaker 8: he was charged with it.
Speaker 3: Flippo, you know that.
Speaker 8: You know you cannot have a legit dude trying to
Speaker 8: get young boys to turn flips for white folks. You
Speaker 8: can't have him doing that. And beyond you know he's trying.
Speaker 3: To get those Some of these guys are just gymnastics coach.
Speaker 3: You gotta relax. Say, this thing was so.
Speaker 5: Many different places.
Speaker 4: I was rolling with the black man flipping part, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, they do have niggas be flipping it.
Speaker 3: But this feels like a personal thing. I guess Flippo
Speaker 3: got crazy.
Speaker 5: Flip.
Speaker 3: I feel like Flippo's worst enemy. Yeah. Yeah, like and
Speaker 3: I heard the nigga was sucking them kids. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 3: that's different than the conspiracy you brot you bring in
Speaker 3: some some personal ship Flippo situation.
Speaker 5: They call a number and leave this voice. Yeah, just
Speaker 5: go as long as they want.
Speaker 3: They can go like two and a half minutes.
Speaker 5: Because that was fucking journey.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's not done.
Speaker 1: I will say I will say uh on the subject
Speaker 1: of the little Black Boys slipping. My former stepfather I
Speaker 1: famously UH spoken about this. My former stepfather was benning
Speaker 1: the bull at one point Okay, wow, I did not
Speaker 1: know that he was, in fact the most infamous Benning
Speaker 1: the Bull of all time because he got fired for
Speaker 1: selling weed after a game.
Speaker 3: To one of the players. Your hero's journey is so crazy.
Speaker 1: And and just to top it all off, he didn't
Speaker 1: become my stepfather until after all of that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, just way way.
Speaker 1: After we could have benefited from any of his success.
Speaker 6: How did they find out he was he was?
Speaker 3: He was weighing three point five grams.
Speaker 11: Taking that off of you, Tony coach, give him you
Speaker 11: don't take care of his man.
Speaker 5: I wonder if the players team caught among surveillance camera, like.
Speaker 3: I think it was caught on surveillance camera.
Speaker 4: Haters, man, Yeah, did you was that the Nuggets game
Speaker 4: or the Wolves game? And did yesterda dude do the
Speaker 4: he did? It's on Twitter right now, but he's boom
Speaker 4: boom hit it up. But which one of the games
Speaker 4: on Twitter?
Speaker 5: All day? I was like, bold, it's either Nuggets or Timber.
Speaker 3: That sounds like something.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's one of them things where where,
Speaker 1: especially as a white person, you go like, I mean,
Speaker 1: what are they really gonna do about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, what are they going to you can't
Speaker 4: sell we do The players like, no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I genuinely it's crazy. But also it's like, well, you
Speaker 1: knew what they would do about it. But I bring
Speaker 1: all that up to say that he was a part
Speaker 1: of a group called the Jesse White Tumblers, which was
Speaker 1: sort of like famous group of little black boys that
Speaker 1: do flips across the city of Chicago. Okay, it was
Speaker 1: like Flippos flip shown. If niggas are flipping, they are
Speaker 1: Jesse White.
Speaker 5: Tumblers, and without Jesse White exactly.
Speaker 3: Flip in this town. You give me my kick back.
Speaker 3: I heard there's a boy over here who liked to flip.
Speaker 3: Hey for that mattress to get moved.
Speaker 6: Flippo holding down Tennessee, damn man. I mean, that's a
Speaker 6: different thing than what we need to be. He's he
Speaker 6: that's personal. I do believe him about Flippo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 4: He felt inclined and inspired to leave a voicemail. Yeah,
Speaker 4: to give you a whole conspiracy about flipping at games
Speaker 4: and looking at a little black boys flip to let
Speaker 4: you know that Flippo was out there grabbing.
Speaker 1: Booty, and I think that maybe that's why that conspiracy
Speaker 1: was triggering for him. Yeah, He's like, now, I've seen that,
Speaker 1: I've seen the history. I know how there, I know
Speaker 1: what they have to go through to get here, And
Speaker 1: if it's just for white entertainment, then that is there's
Speaker 1: something malicious happening.
Speaker 8: I mean, think about this Jordan Childs. She grew up
Speaker 8: in the hood. She's from Compton, but she's a small lady.
Speaker 8: She's a gymnast. I know dudes that turn flips that
Speaker 8: grew up in the hood. They weren't gymnasts. They were
Speaker 8: so sha'all think about that. Every time you see a
Speaker 8: group of black boys flipping turning flips for exhibition, it's
Speaker 8: for white people. They love that she is flipping I
Speaker 8: do hope y'all see titty today.
Speaker 3: That was really nice, man. There's a lot going on.
Speaker 5: He really hope that you myself titties today. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I do like that. I will say now that
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it, I think that black people flip
Speaker 3: at a higher percentage than any other rate.
Speaker 5: Are we more acrobatic?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just feel like I've seen more
Speaker 3: black men flip than any other race. I agree with that.
Speaker 3: I seen I never black men are the only ones
Speaker 3: that I seen fat guys flip. Yeah, I never seen
Speaker 3: a fat like I do a flip.
Speaker 1: There's those two Spanish dudes that do that, the two
Speaker 1: fat that flip.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but I'm saying that's as close.
Speaker 5: Jersey rocket shirt you're talking about.
Speaker 3: When they're like popping and the trade spaces. I still
Speaker 3: don't even know how it works. I just know that
Speaker 3: one flipped over the other and practice that.
Speaker 4: I don't think that was their first time. They're like
Speaker 4: experts are doing that, and they saved that for those moments.
Speaker 3: They do that every day. Yeah, you want to do that.
Speaker 3: You learn to do that in a basement.
Speaker 1: They wake up, they brushed their teeth, they practiced a flip,
Speaker 1: then they have breakfast. That Yeah, I I I do
Speaker 1: like what he's saying though about sort of this being
Speaker 1: a grander black The fact that black kids, black men
Speaker 1: specifically are not being like fed into a gymnastics community
Speaker 1: does feel sinister in some.
Speaker 3: Brothers and gymnastics. But he got that in Europe, right,
Speaker 3: my little brothers like a world class. He's pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was like world classes international competition there he did
Speaker 3: one Internet one or two international where it's like seven
Speaker 3: or eight. That's real good in his world class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were trying to be protective to not like
Speaker 1: make him suddenly an Olympian.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't want to seem like that. But he
Speaker 3: is like top, top tier. Hell, but they didn't do
Speaker 3: that for him in America. He had to move to
Speaker 3: Europe before that. In America, my man was just trying
Speaker 3: to play soccer and ship. Yeah. No, I I think
Speaker 3: I think it's exactly that.
Speaker 1: I think it's this strange lack of instinct for putting
Speaker 1: black boys into gymnastics spaces, which is why when there's
Speaker 1: like a black dude on the team, it's like, oh oh,
Speaker 1: where where'd that come from? But the whole time they've
Speaker 1: been telling us we're the most athletic people and we're
Speaker 1: equipped to win every sport, then why not gymnastics?
Speaker 5: Right, that's fair, That is fair. They said, just got
Speaker 5: to flip it basketball game.
Speaker 3: For yeah, king lot. Yeah, that's where you see the chef.
Speaker 1: The Jesse White Tumblers came out for a three on
Speaker 1: three tournament I did when I was in sixth grade.
Speaker 3: Man, that shit's low, you know what. I mean, like
Speaker 3: that wasn't.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 1: I think we were going split like one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars check.
Speaker 5: Flip for the love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they flew. They drove them from the South
Speaker 3: Side to get to us. Three amount of black men.
Speaker 3: I've seen flip with no formal coaching. They just figured
Speaker 3: that out, which is brave, which is you just joked
Speaker 3: around trying to do a foot to figure out you
Speaker 3: could do that.
Speaker 1: There's like a level of bravery you have to. It's
Speaker 1: extremely brave. They don't even have you, or they didn't
Speaker 1: have YouTube to like teach them the beginning steps. They
Speaker 1: just figured out they could do it. They just jumped
Speaker 1: off a thing and they were like, I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't die, So yeah, I think I can do that now.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 3: So I'm I'm with you. Flipo is maybe your own thing,
Speaker 3: but I am I'm against footbo as well, but I'm
Speaker 3: with your conspiracy. Yeah, I rock with it.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to write any letters on
Speaker 1: behalf or against foot Oh. I'm staying out of it.
Speaker 3: But I do believe Flip Oh is a criminal, and
Speaker 3: I hope that he's he's met accountability, all right, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think we did it.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: This is great, This is so good. Can you tell
Speaker 3: the people where they can find you.
Speaker 4: I'm at that stage of my life I don't want
Speaker 4: anybody to find me anymore, so I just appreciate y'all.
Speaker 4: Let me pull up because they start finding and start
Speaker 4: asking for jobs and ship and I don't have job.
Speaker 4: I'm barely trying to keep my job. But now you
Speaker 4: on what is it x now King Joe Side fifty four,
Speaker 4: I'm on threads now too. I'm really trying to do
Speaker 4: some things off red threads a little bit more peaceful,
Speaker 4: less cancer wishes death threads, a little bit more more night.
Speaker 4: But I also missed a lot of robots over there.
Speaker 4: But my thing with threads is like I missed that
Speaker 4: ship too. I need one or two just to keep
Speaker 4: me on my toes every once in a while. Be
Speaker 4: if it ain't my best ship, like please pack me up.
Speaker 1: Yeah you you you really got to search through the
Speaker 1: crates on threads to get the nasty sort of like
Speaker 1: gutter stuff, And I do.
Speaker 3: I feel the same way.
Speaker 5: I miss it a little bit, like, yeah, one or
Speaker 5: two is fine, but just not the plethora of it.
Speaker 5: But yeah.
Speaker 4: King Josiah on a social media King josign fifty four.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, let me remember because I want King to
Speaker 4: side to get all the love.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, my ship the fifty fourth on line, fifty.
Speaker 3: Fourth in line, but but number one here to go.
Speaker 3: Appreciate it and boy what you got cool guy? Joke
Speaker 3: City seven on Instagram little Field, Brooklyn, New York, June fifteenth,
Speaker 3: that's the one I'm gonna be. I got some Bay
Speaker 3: Area dates a week before that. I don't have them
Speaker 3: in front of me. Little Field, Brooklyn, New York, June fifteenth.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah yeah.
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