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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what is it?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: So my name and a couple of years back, I

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Speaker 1: went on this date with.

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Speaker 3: This other guy named and it was the most embarrassing date.

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Speaker 2: Of my life.

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Speaker 1: Oh so what happened was is we got tacos and.

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Speaker 2: It went well and he told me about how he.

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Speaker 1: Was death and I was like, okay, that's cool, and

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Speaker 1: we went back to my place.

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Speaker 3: Natural stuff happened, and the next morning.

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Speaker 1: His earpiece died, so he couldn't hear.

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Speaker 3: Me no matter what I said, and I he ended

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Speaker 3: up leading into kids me and I ended up farting

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Speaker 3: due to the tacos.

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Speaker 2: It was the.

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Speaker 3: Loudest machine gun of my life. And thank god she

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Speaker 3: didn't hear it because he was death. But I started

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Speaker 3: to walk away in the room and he grabbed my

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Speaker 3: hand and twirled me like a ballerina. And then they

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Speaker 3: know with me in the fume, so like he's kissing me.

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Speaker 2: All I can smell.

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Speaker 3: It's how bad my part was. It was like the

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Speaker 3: most magically just got kids out of my life. But

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Speaker 3: I thought you could hear it?

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Speaker 2: Can he not smell too? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He didn't hear it.

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Speaker 3: Thank god, it was so long.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever see him again? No, my god, that's

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Speaker 2: so funny. I wonder if you at the same time,

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Speaker 2: like a silence, so we thought it was him.

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Speaker 3: I hope my head it was so raunchy like talk.

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Speaker 3: Oh God got me too. I was trying to.

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Speaker 1: Pull away and get away from the fume cloud.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for that. Man really painted the picture.

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Speaker 3: Your show you why.

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Speaker 2: Hello? Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So, a couple of years ago, my brother in

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Speaker 1: law you used to live with here, So he did

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Speaker 1: to live with us, and I hated him so so

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Speaker 1: much that like when he would go to work, because

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Speaker 1: he would sleep in the livery room right, so he

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Speaker 1: would be he would only share just one red restroom,

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Speaker 1: which is you know, we wouldn't go in there. So

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Speaker 1: when he would go to work, I would seak into

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Speaker 1: the restroom and I would grab his charger, his phone charger,

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Speaker 1: and I would put chlorox in it. I would put

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Speaker 1: it like dip it in water. And then when he came home,

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Speaker 1: he charged it and he connected to his phone. And

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Speaker 1: then as soon as he connected it like his phone

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Speaker 1: shut off, so he was so worried. He's like, what

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Speaker 1: am I going to do?

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Speaker 2: Like my phone?

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Speaker 1: And then now I think it's the charger. He started

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Speaker 1: going crazy. But then his phone stopped working and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what did I do?

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Speaker 3: It? Didn't think it.

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Speaker 1: Was going to do all that. So then he went

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Speaker 1: the next day, I got himself on new phone and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't care. I hate him that much.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't care. That's what he gets for being.

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Speaker 2: I don't know you could break a phone by dipping

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Speaker 2: the charger in chloroxe.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I really didn't think so either. But I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, he's going to connect it back to

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Speaker 1: his phone. And then when he did it, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: squad win and I was good. I'm pretty sick. But anyways,

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Speaker 1: he deserved him.

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Speaker 2: That's so funny. That's funny. The creative levels of evil

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Speaker 2: is so impressive. Yeah, well, thank you for secret, thank

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Speaker 2: you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right bye?

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret