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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than the excited. These are the

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Speaker 1: radio blogs on the Fred Show, like we're running in

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Speaker 1: our diaries, except we said I'm aloud.

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Speaker 2: We call them blogs, Klein, Yes, ready, yes, you.

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Speaker 3: Do it, go deer blog.

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Speaker 4: So I just want to start this out with a

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Speaker 4: shout out to all of you who lived as an

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Speaker 4: adult without cell phones. Okay, now I lived without cell

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Speaker 4: phones my whole childhood, but being an adult without a

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Speaker 4: cell phone is a scary time.

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Speaker 1: Did you live in a phase where you had to

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Speaker 1: print out a map quest before you went somewhere? Yes, okay, good,

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Speaker 1: at least you saw that. Yes, I said that was

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Speaker 1: most of our lives Ruffia.

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Speaker 4: In my life right, And then it would in factor

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Speaker 4: in like construction or a road closure, and you have

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Speaker 4: fifteen pages and you're like, wait, I've gotten real loss

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Speaker 4: from map quest. So I did go through that struggle,

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Speaker 4: but I'm just not used to it anymore, obviously because

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Speaker 4: we have these computers in our hand. So on Friday

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Speaker 4: it was very chaotic. I was trying to go to

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Speaker 4: Jason's Pody the dog event that he was, and I

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Speaker 4: was leaving early. I was like, oh, I got this.

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Speaker 4: I never leave early. I am really, I'm killing this.

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Speaker 4: I'm crushing this adult life. So I have one set

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Speaker 4: of keys for my apartment and my boyfriend was at

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Speaker 4: work with that one set of keys. But you can

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Speaker 4: lock like the bottom lock with you know, just like

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Speaker 3: And so thought, okay, I'm good, looked in.

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Speaker 4: My purse, every have everything, have the dog, good, poop eggs,

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Speaker 4: left my phone in the apartment. Locked my phone in

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Speaker 4: the apartment. Okay, went down. I'm like, no big deal.

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Speaker 4: I have maintenance people. They surely have a master key.

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Speaker 4: Go down to the front office with the illegal dog

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Speaker 4: that I am not supposed to have in my apartment.

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Speaker 2: This dog here right, there's no dog.

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Speaker 4: Right. I was like, oh, I just found this dog

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Speaker 4: this is a no dog building.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, just you see it. I don't see

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Speaker 4: So she's like okay, So so I get the master

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Speaker 4: key quote unquote go upstairs.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't work in my apartment.

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Speaker 2: Way no no.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, okay, go back down. Said, I'm like,

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Speaker 4: this isn't working. Are you sure this is the one here?

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Speaker 4: Try this other one doesn't work? Okay. Maintenance guy comes up,

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Speaker 4: try doesn't work. Another guy's like, oh, I'll put some

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Speaker 4: oil on it. I'm like, no, no, the key doesn't fit.

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Speaker 4: Like we're not going to jam it in.

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Speaker 2: We can't lub it up and get it in there

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Speaker 3: It's just it's not a problem, like.

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Speaker 2: A little bit like takes some time. Like, no, guys, no,

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Speaker 4: This is a journey, right, I need to get to

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Speaker 4: the part where we get in my apartment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I feel that it's always for play. So

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Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, crap, what do I do now? I

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 4: Never I know my boyfriend's workplace, like where it is,

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Speaker 4: but I've never been in there. I don't know where,

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Speaker 1: Probably illlegal in that we're just going to walk over

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Speaker 1: He might be a competitor of ours, So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you walking in with a dog is necessarily going.

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Speaker 1: I mean, everyone I'm sure would be kind to you,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know that that's like welcome. You know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that you and I could walk in

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, my anxiety going in there.

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Speaker 4: And I thought, Okay, there's one of two things I

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Speaker 4: Our workplace with this dog and try to find someone

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Speaker 4: that has Jason Brown's number who then can get my

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Speaker 4: boyfriends number because I don't have my boyfriends number.

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Speaker 2: Memorized oh my right, because you don't have your phone.

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Speaker 3: I don't have my phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the slippery slope disaster.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, do I want to So I'm like, no,

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Speaker 4: I'll just go right to his building.

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Speaker 3: Go to his building, try.

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Speaker 4: To sweet talk the doorman to go upstairs. But he

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Speaker 4: works in a similar industry and there are a lot

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Speaker 4: So he's calling me trying to figure out if it's

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Speaker 3: But my phone's in the apartment, so they he is,

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Speaker 3: I want a mess it.

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Speaker 4: Mess, send someone else down to make sure it's not

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Speaker 4: like a crazy lady going, oh I'm his girlfriend, it

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Speaker 4: is me. Go upstairs, get the keys, have to go,

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Speaker 4: get my car, drive to my apartment, go upstairs.

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Speaker 3: Get my phone, go back, drive to his work, give

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Speaker 4: And I just want to say I love my cell

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Speaker 4: phone and I hope I never have to be without

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Speaker 3: And then I'm like, should I just go to the

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: How do I get to Tiley?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, Like you don't. I don't know anyone's

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Speaker 1: phone number. I don't know any of your phone numbers.

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Speaker 1: I don't would have no reason you put them in

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Speaker 1: my phone or somebody gave it to me or forded

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Speaker 1: it to me, you know, ten years ago, and I

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Speaker 2: It just got saved. And that's the end of it.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't you know yours like your parents phone?

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Speaker 1: I know my parents number, I know my home phone number,

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Speaker 1: like I would know how to get ahold of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like I don't know my sister's number. And but

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Speaker 1: that's it. I mean otherwise I don't. I don't have

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Speaker 5: You can't even get into your email, you can't get

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Speaker 5: into your Instagram. Everything needs to send you ever get

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Speaker 5: a cod to type in and he sends the co

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Speaker 5: to the phone right right, and my mom is a therapist,

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Speaker 4: My dad doesn't like have my boyfriend on social media,

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Speaker 4: so it was just it was a mess.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember.

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Speaker 1: Several months ago, I at high velocity dropped my phone

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Speaker 1: at extremely high velocity on accident. It looked an awful lot,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. There was nothing left though.

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Speaker 1: It was a tragic accident. It was shot out of

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Speaker 1: I don't have any like I have an iPad, So

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Speaker 1: I need a phone, and they're like, well, what's We'll

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Speaker 1: take your old one. I'm like, yeah, I know, you

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Speaker 1: say any condition, but you don't mean that kid walking

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Speaker 1: and it was expensive. They're like it's going to be

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't have a choice, Like I

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Speaker 4: Right, So, like a little kid, I've been doing drills

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Speaker 4: and repeating people's numbers so that.

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Speaker 1: I don't like write them down on some paper and

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Speaker 1: keep that somewhere or something.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true too, but yeah, but where would you

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Speaker 2: Like, where would you go someone's phone?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But well I guess yeah, I was gonna borrow someone

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Speaker 4: else's phone, but some you're just some random person with

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Speaker 4: a dog in the streets, can.

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Speaker 2: I borrow you?

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Speaker 1: See?

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Speaker 5: That's what I beat you in the back of the

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Speaker 5: sand Yeah, they said, you know, you in the back

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Speaker 5: with a white Vans randawn the street.

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Speaker 3: If anyone kidnapped me, they would return me so quick.

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Speaker 2: I get a lot of money for your girl.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I think ye of all the people on the show,

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Speaker 1: you would garner the most in it in a kidnapping

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Speaker 1: hostage situation. I just want you to know, congratulations.

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Speaker 5: Come with a dog.

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Speaker 2: And no phone, she can't call for help. Amazing waiting

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Speaker 2: phone in two minutes