Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am,
Speaker 1: It's Nicky Gleazer, this Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to Thursday's episode. Um,
Speaker 1: we're doing something special today. We're gonna we always go
Speaker 1: through our fan trax, which is our fan mail UM
Speaker 1: that we call fan thrax, based on anthrax that was
Speaker 1: being sent to people in the mail in early I
Speaker 1: don't know how we got there, but we got there.
Speaker 1: And um I'm joined by Andrew of course, and Noah. Um,
Speaker 1: Andrew's nine floors below me. Noah is nine states away
Speaker 1: from me, and uh, feeling pretty good. We already did
Speaker 1: one podcast today that this is actually being recorded on
Speaker 1: Wednesday because we are traveling to New Orleans today and
Speaker 1: then Florida this weekend. I saw im bummed about it,
Speaker 1: but I'm loving zero right now, loving, loving, loving, Um,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling about it? Andrew? I feel good.
Speaker 1: I just hope that in the clear, so I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll see you got clear. You have T S A
Speaker 1: P and clear, that's true, but I don't know that
Speaker 1: clear nostrils we'll see. I mean, it's so funny because
Speaker 1: like I have this test here and I'm just waiting
Speaker 1: because I don't want to go too early and find
Speaker 1: out I still have COVID, So I'm like, right, right, right, Well,
Speaker 1: if you have COVID, you could perform with a mask on.
Speaker 1: You could skip the meat and greet. Um, we could
Speaker 1: ask the front rows to put on mask if you know.
Speaker 1: People can wear a mask if they feel scared. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a theater show. No one's getting close to me.
Speaker 1: I feel pretty strongly that i'll be And it says
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes you have to be within six ft of
Speaker 1: someone and you're only on stage for twelve, so boom,
Speaker 1: we protect everyone. I guess I'll go short just to
Speaker 1: save lives. My own. Last week and in Houston was
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard to beat that club. Um it's
Speaker 1: called seven one three, and it was so nice. They
Speaker 1: gave me a jacket with my name embroidered on it
Speaker 1: and then on the back it said a Glaze in
Speaker 1: the Moon Kings, which is my dad's band. This guy
Speaker 1: already shout out to already there who does all like
Speaker 1: the talent relations He got a cake for Andrew that
Speaker 1: we decorated, and Andrew shubbed his face in, which was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you saw that on Instagram. Um, he got
Speaker 1: me a a picture of Luigi. I mean it was
Speaker 1: just like so above and beyond. It's so funny how
Speaker 1: those little things can make you. They make all the
Speaker 1: different venues never do that stuff. And it's like, this
Speaker 1: guy had an idea, We're gonna do something different than
Speaker 1: most venues. You know, like that that just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: And and I wrote my agent saying you know, he
Speaker 1: wrote me and was like, so cool, you're doing this
Speaker 1: going alone thing. He saw my post about if you
Speaker 1: go alone, I'll give you free meat and gred. He
Speaker 1: was like, that's so lovely. And I go and he
Speaker 1: was like, how was your weekend? Happy Easter? And I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, it was a great weekend all around.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, Austin, that theater at the Parents Amount
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite. Those two shows were two
Speaker 1: of my favorite shows of all time. But Houston, I
Speaker 1: was in the best mood because I scooted on I
Speaker 1: did it wrote a scooter on stage because they had
Speaker 1: a scooter because the hallways were kind of long, so
Speaker 1: he brought us this little electric scooter. Um, and all
Speaker 1: those gifts really make it stand out to me and
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, Nick, my agent name is,
Speaker 1: I said, we are going back. I want to stay
Speaker 1: loyal to Houston because they put in the extra effort
Speaker 1: to make me feel really good and I want to
Speaker 1: honor that. It's just it was really nice. It's like
Speaker 1: when those guys at the casino gave the guitar and
Speaker 1: the and the putter, and it's just I don't know
Speaker 1: what that one. I'm just kidding it was. I'm just kidding,
Speaker 1: k I remember it was because it was something like,
Speaker 1: I know, Del Taco. Yeah, it sounded like Del Taco.
Speaker 1: It was Dell got another Yeah. Honestly I could use
Speaker 1: an amp um. No. That was so nice too. I
Speaker 1: mean there's just you know, little gifts and it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be that that much. I mean, I got
Speaker 1: a card from a Busty this weekend too that I
Speaker 1: haven't opened up yet because I'm just not ready for
Speaker 1: those kinds of feelings. Always getting nervous on Fan t
Speaker 1: Rex Day, I gotta say, I get nervous hearing voice Almos,
Speaker 1: even though they're always nice and they made me in
Speaker 1: the best mood. Why is it we avoid things that
Speaker 1: make us feel good? What is going on here? Like
Speaker 1: I feel good in the moment. When I hear them,
Speaker 1: I feel like I just don't. I just I guess
Speaker 1: I'm scared there's going to be some sort of criticism
Speaker 1: laced within. Even though I know Noah is very aware
Speaker 1: of weeding out any kind of thing that might bump
Speaker 1: me out. We never get those kinds of voicemail. By
Speaker 1: the way, I know everyone's so positive. What am I
Speaker 1: scared up? I just one you might feel like you
Speaker 1: don't deserve the love, so you don't want to or
Speaker 1: at least that's what I go through sometimes, Like if
Speaker 1: I get too much praise, I'm like, I don't deserve this,
Speaker 1: and then, uh, then you're not going to react the
Speaker 1: right way. They might not say the door doable, Yeah,
Speaker 1: dainty and adorable and oh my god, cracked me up
Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, I think you're right. Actually, Andrew,
Speaker 1: it's it's a self esteem issue because I'm scared they're
Speaker 1: gonna say something that might I might take like, they
Speaker 1: just might say something that makes me. You know, people
Speaker 1: compliment all the time, and I walk away from it
Speaker 1: being like it wasn't exactly what I wanted. It's just
Speaker 1: so stupid and it's all my own stuff. But it's
Speaker 1: it's both, you know, It's this addict idea that you
Speaker 1: hear in twelve step. A lot of um addicts tend
Speaker 1: to think they're the piece of ship at the center
Speaker 1: of the universe, so it's like you think you're great,
Speaker 1: but you're also like it's the idea that like, I
Speaker 1: can't watch myself do comedy, but I can make people
Speaker 1: like what the fuck? I don't know. I have to
Speaker 1: post a thing today. I got um a I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say what no one made me laugh about. But because
Speaker 1: I put a boat, I feel me. But I do
Speaker 1: have to post a real on my I got asked
Speaker 1: to do like a promotion thing on Instagram for this
Speaker 1: uh like wireless company, and I they sent the offer
Speaker 1: and I was like, I would do it for more,
Speaker 1: and I just don't want to do a static. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do a post. I'd write, I'd do
Speaker 1: stories all day, but no post. And if they can't
Speaker 1: do it, like I just didn't embarrassed to do posts.
Speaker 1: And they got the money up and I think it
Speaker 1: came back. They were like, we got you too, we
Speaker 1: got this, this, this, But I for I thought that
Speaker 1: they probably eliminated the static post, but they didn't. And
Speaker 1: so now I'm like signed this contract that I have
Speaker 1: to post a thing, and I had to write this
Speaker 1: monologue the other day, memorize it, get lighting, and like
Speaker 1: it was a lot of work. And I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes you get paid so much for these things and
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, my life is so easy.
Speaker 1: But I was like, no, I put in a fucking
Speaker 1: lot of work. So I gotta post that later day,
Speaker 1: and I'm so embarrassed. I'm just gonna post it and
Speaker 1: not look at the comments because I'm sure people are
Speaker 1: gonna be like, look at Nikki like schilling herself out
Speaker 1: for whatever. I'm gonna spend it on good things like
Speaker 1: um uh, fourteen thousand I'm asks I ordered from Amazon.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking you, sixteen I'm ask all different kinds.
Speaker 1: I should do a video of it. But no way,
Speaker 1: you made me laugh the other day. When you know,
Speaker 1: whenever I send you files or like ad reads or whatever,
Speaker 1: al rite like thank you, and sometimes I like pile
Speaker 1: on the appreciation because I just know that I've sent
Speaker 1: you like a bunch of bullshit and you gotta whittle
Speaker 1: it down to sixty seconds, and it's just like, ah,
Speaker 1: this girl works so hard and I just don't even
Speaker 1: see most of the work you do. And so I
Speaker 1: think I gave you, like the compliment that we talked about,
Speaker 1: like that you really like And then so you wrote
Speaker 1: back You're like, thank you so much. I know you're
Speaker 1: like so busy and everything. And then you wrote another
Speaker 1: email going and you are and it was adorable too.
Speaker 1: You said something like that was so cute, and it
Speaker 1: did make me feel good. Even though I've asked for
Speaker 1: that compliment. I like it when I get it still. Chris,
Speaker 1: And yesterday when we were practicing throwing, he was like,
Speaker 1: by the way, you were so adorable and I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: he doesn't even know that I said that. That was
Speaker 1: my number one. It's so nice when you get it. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was a nice moment. Um. Anything else going
Speaker 1: on in your World's today? Mmmm? Not just a boring
Speaker 1: fucking day, you know, just to hang day. Brenna actually
Speaker 1: took off work so we're just hanging. Oh nice. Does
Speaker 1: she does she have Coco? She tested negative for Coco,
Speaker 1: but symptoms for Coco, so uh, you know it's you know,
Speaker 1: the patient has now become the doctor. So now, um,
Speaker 1: it is interesting. You just like give it to each
Speaker 1: other back and forth. I guess that's what community does.
Speaker 1: It builds it up so that you don't get it
Speaker 1: again right away because everyone you have you know, Um,
Speaker 1: that's cute. It's fun to take care of someone you love,
Speaker 1: especially that she just took care of you. I'm guessing yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like insanely nice to be like it was.
Speaker 1: It's very special when someone I just a facial for
Speaker 1: some reason, is like the nicest thing I think a
Speaker 1: woman can do for a guy if he's accepted. It's
Speaker 1: just like seven steps of love. It's like I have
Speaker 1: a question for you, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: just like so touching and so like, how do you
Speaker 1: know how does she do it with with your beard?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that takes up half your face
Speaker 1: You only have like this much half the job. Well,
Speaker 1: you could dig into the beard, you get in there
Speaker 1: with with stuff like I think women think facial hair
Speaker 1: makes the face like completely there's still like a scalp underneath. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes feel like like ignore the mustache here. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you could get in there, that's where that's where the
Speaker 1: real fun. That's where but I think women washing that
Speaker 1: out at all. That's probably is built up in there.
Speaker 1: Oh that's where all the build all guys build up
Speaker 1: outside their bed. Yeah. Yeah, it's disgusting, fucking maggots. Chris
Speaker 1: would let me do a facial on him. He would
Speaker 1: just be like, I got it, you don't need to
Speaker 1: do that. Like, trust me. I'm like that too, even him,
Speaker 1: and he's just like, no, I'm good. When they're pressing
Speaker 1: the face, I like lean into it and sometimes it
Speaker 1: can be too cold, like she was using that cold stick.
Speaker 1: I love giving massages so much. Oh my god. We
Speaker 1: had that bestie who If you're just joining the show,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be freaked up by this. But I'm into
Speaker 1: just like operating on people's warts. It's just like my dream.
Speaker 1: I want to do it. I know it's so disgusting,
Speaker 1: But we had a bestie who I God love her
Speaker 1: so much. The Cozy Wall is her name on Instagram.
Speaker 1: She was in Vancouver and was like, I have one
Speaker 1: for you. It was she sent me pictures of it.
Speaker 1: I was like so excited and I see her the
Speaker 1: meet and great. But Andrew couldn't make it to those shows.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't be a weirdo bringing this girl like
Speaker 1: without an accomplice to be like Nikki's weird this is
Speaker 1: her thing, Like I needed someone to be there to
Speaker 1: be like to like kind of make fun of me,
Speaker 1: like a threat to vouch with, like my with my
Speaker 1: opener John and his girlfriend. They would have been like
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But this girl was like, you
Speaker 1: can do it, and I was like, girl, I thought
Speaker 1: about ordering scalpels. I was going to take samples with me,
Speaker 1: but I decided, like I can't do this because it's
Speaker 1: you know what it felt like. I told her. It
Speaker 1: felt like exactly like being on the road and being
Speaker 1: offered you get cheat on on the hottest girl in
Speaker 1: the whole, like your number one, and you go, I
Speaker 1: just I want to so bad, Like it's all I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about. I've been like dreaming about, like I
Speaker 1: have this opportunity to like this is like my dream.
Speaker 1: I'm wanting to get works just so I can. It's
Speaker 1: like all I do at night is watch videos of
Speaker 1: these things, like I'm a weirdo, but it's just so
Speaker 1: it's the number one satisfying thing to me in the world,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't do it because it's too weird,
Speaker 1: and I felt the same way men must feel when
Speaker 1: they're like, it just be wrong to do even though
Speaker 1: I I want to it's thank you for offering, I
Speaker 1: just can't. But I'm gonna be thinking about this so much,
Speaker 1: and I really relate. I mean, I don't want to
Speaker 1: say that's how men feel when they get offered pussy,
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it is. There is a part of
Speaker 1: men that it's uh in women too, where it's hard
Speaker 1: to turn down a thing that you may have been
Speaker 1: dreaming about, but you just can't because it's gonna it's
Speaker 1: gonna make you look too bad. She said she was
Speaker 1: gonna sign a document that said even if I hurt her,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't be able to sue. And I'm like, can
Speaker 1: we get that notarized in Canada? Like I just I also,
Speaker 1: I'm scared of doing something wrong with it. She goes,
Speaker 1: what about if you just tell me what to do
Speaker 1: to it and then I'll film it? And I was like,
Speaker 1: are you you are the best? Like the fact that
Speaker 1: I found someone who like is coming up with a
Speaker 1: way for me to like. I thought about paying people
Speaker 1: on Reddit to do that to the things that they
Speaker 1: post on their Like I thought about being like, can
Speaker 1: I pay you? It's so weird, but I just care
Speaker 1: you could do something where like it's like you could
Speaker 1: do like some kind of VR thing where like you
Speaker 1: could put on well, I don't know. I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: some kind of virtual reality where you, I mean, where
Speaker 1: you can put on goggles and hurricane on TikTok. So
Speaker 1: many people are into pimple popping and all this ship.
Speaker 1: So there's these like they make like skin things that
Speaker 1: you get to know that people can pick, and so
Speaker 1: I think there might be maybe a ward thing that
Speaker 1: you can perform surgery. I'm sure there were three of us.
Speaker 1: Most people in the wards subreddit are just there to
Speaker 1: like treat their wards and talk about like how much
Speaker 1: they suck. And then there's others like us that are like,
Speaker 1: there's three of us. Do Google search though, because there's
Speaker 1: plenty of doctors that are you kidding me? I've done
Speaker 1: I know. Then why is there no like cadaver ward
Speaker 1: thing that you kind of practice cut Because you have
Speaker 1: to be skilled to operate on the human body. They're
Speaker 1: not just going to give a random girl who has
Speaker 1: a podcast a cadaver like a like a fake, like
Speaker 1: a fake because people would have to design the need
Speaker 1: would have to be more than oh, you know, like
Speaker 1: practice ones for got m hm. Oh god, here's another thing.
Speaker 1: I like the blood supply. I like when it starts bleeding.
Speaker 1: That means I know I got to it. Like it
Speaker 1: needs all the things of being a human body. Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta get the fat. Yeah. Let's let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll come back with fan Trax. Andrew
Speaker 1: comment over to you, Welcome back to the show. We
Speaker 1: are not talking about what we were talking about before.
Speaker 1: We were moving on to fan Trex. It is an
Speaker 1: all fan Threx episode. This is a bridged episode. Whe
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to it. No, what's our first fan
Speaker 1: Oh let's do the theme song? Oh yeah, I forgot
Speaker 1: about the things we'd be remiss. Here we go. All right,
Speaker 1: I thought you were frozen metalist buck. All right. Our
Speaker 1: first voice smail hell Razor is from Nikki. Hey, guys, um,
Speaker 1: it's Nikki, and I wanted to share an embarrassing kind
Speaker 1: of confession that I feel like it's sort of similar
Speaker 1: to Nikki not wanting to share her favorite ordinary serum
Speaker 1: with us. Because I'm like, if she scared it all
Speaker 1: run out and like there won't be any left for her. Um,
Speaker 1: but it's a out. Nikki's show coming out on e
Speaker 1: May first, Welcome Home Nikki Cleanser. Obviously, I'm super stoked
Speaker 1: to watch and I will definitely tune in. I feel
Speaker 1: kind of going nervous and like upset about it becase
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, now all these people who aren't
Speaker 1: besties are going to watch, and there's gonna be like
Speaker 1: so many more people into Nikki Cleanser, and it's like
Speaker 1: less Nikky for me, which, of course, um is absurd,
Speaker 1: and saying it out loud is even more ridiculous for
Speaker 1: me now. But um, I wonder if other besties feel
Speaker 1: the same way too, that like not going to be
Speaker 1: less Nikki for everyone else. Either way, we'll support. I
Speaker 1: love you guys. Oh my god, I relate to this
Speaker 1: so much as a swiftie. I really had to give
Speaker 1: this up because I share her with the most amount
Speaker 1: of fans. But I really, I really relate to this.
Speaker 1: And let me just tell you from the person that
Speaker 1: you're worried about, like losing out on um, the thing
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think it will translate to as many
Speaker 1: more podcast listeners as you think, and if it does,
Speaker 1: that's great. But the podcast listeners will always be more
Speaker 1: special than any other of my fans from any other
Speaker 1: thing I do. So you'll always have that, and you
Speaker 1: can always say like you're my bestie, and you can
Speaker 1: say I was here from the start and and I
Speaker 1: will never yeah, I just but I but I completely
Speaker 1: understand that feeling. It is flattering that you have it
Speaker 1: for me, but there is enough of me to go around.
Speaker 1: And I promise I won't change. I will do everything
Speaker 1: I can to not change and be like different if
Speaker 1: I get more famous or more fans or any of
Speaker 1: that stuff that I always fear about when I love, um,
Speaker 1: certain people, even my friends who have become famous, I've
Speaker 1: been like, I have to share them with their fans,
Speaker 1: you know, things like that. So um, I I work
Speaker 1: very hard to not uh yeah, like the people that
Speaker 1: liked me first. She compared you to like a fifteen
Speaker 1: dollar serum, So I will take it. That's Siam has
Speaker 1: changed my life and that it's really seven dollars, but
Speaker 1: I thought it was seven, but I really didn't think
Speaker 1: of seven, and I put it feel better Oh my god,
Speaker 1: her voice is so soothing. Oh, it's very like I
Speaker 1: like her name Red Shoe Diaries. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember that on Cinema. Is it Red Table Talk? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know what Cheo Diaries. It was very like sexual. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like when it was on HBO right off
Speaker 1: to Cinemax. It started with a girl like reading a story.
Speaker 1: David Dukovany was in a lot of them. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a sex addict. Yeah, you know, he came out
Speaker 1: as one that actor and his voice is very sexy.
Speaker 1: It's like Californication. I wanted to be him so bad.
Speaker 1: The girls are all black and stuff. Really for when
Speaker 1: you watch Californication was your first he was like my hero,
Speaker 1: Like I think he's the one that made me feel
Speaker 1: like I wanted to be whatever, an artist or whatever,
Speaker 1: like a cool I never saw that show, but I
Speaker 1: know people loved it. The first one about what was he? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like a fucking complete degenerate asshole who fucking
Speaker 1: like he had a wife and a daughter that he
Speaker 1: and he just sucked everything and he was like that's
Speaker 1: what I want to Well, he was like a real artist.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like cheesy, like he was like fighting the
Speaker 1: urge to write books, like he didn't want to do it,
Speaker 1: but he was so good at it kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And he was he was funny. He
Speaker 1: was a piece of ship. And that wasn't like when
Speaker 1: you were seventeen though. This came out when you were
Speaker 1: like thirty seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very big information. It
Speaker 1: probably came out when I was no. It came out
Speaker 1: when I was No. No. Seven Californication. Sorry, I'm still
Speaker 1: on Red Shoe Diaries California Cage. If I had to guess,
Speaker 1: I'm going to guess two thousand Uh, what's fifteen years? No.
Speaker 1: Two thousand eight, I'm guessing two thousand eleven, two thousand
Speaker 1: seven to two fourteen. Oh wow, Yeah, all right, because
Speaker 1: I was still doing real estate when I was reading.
Speaker 1: It was on Forever Jesus Christ. First, the first episode
Speaker 1: was great. He was to get into that show. I
Speaker 1: got so many old shows that I gotta go back to,
Speaker 1: but we gotta keep going with Fan t Rex. Let's
Speaker 1: do it alright. So on the top end on the
Speaker 1: topic we were just talking about, right, here's a voice
Speaker 1: of Nicky Andrew and Nolla. This is Kate from Baltimore. Um,
Speaker 1: I have a mispronunciation for you, guys. So I am
Speaker 1: thirty years old and until last year, I always thought
Speaker 1: that the time like maneuver was called the time like
Speaker 1: remover because starm moving what they're joking on? Um? And
Speaker 1: so yeah, I mean it was slightly very humbling when
Speaker 1: I figured out that was very wrong. Um. And I
Speaker 1: just have to say I work in the medical field,
Speaker 1: which and it was a little alarming, but Nikki, I'm
Speaker 1: work in dermatology, and um, anytime we treat a wart,
Speaker 1: which is like multiple times a day, Yes, I think
Speaker 1: of you, and I just like, think of how much
Speaker 1: you would enjoy it if you were sitting there watching
Speaker 1: what I'm like. God, I would love you, guys. Love
Speaker 1: the pod um Jack my boyfriend's name. Oh that's a
Speaker 1: good one. Um. Yeah, that this pronotation is great. I
Speaker 1: don't begrudge her not knowing that it would make more
Speaker 1: sense calling it the I'm like remover. I wonder if
Speaker 1: there's a dermatologist in St. Louis that can let you
Speaker 1: shadow maybe a little shadow program for you. We're all
Speaker 1: nick maybe we could figure that out. I don't know
Speaker 1: what hippa, but I just feel like, yeah, well, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of dermatologists on YouTube who film these
Speaker 1: things for creeps like me, and their patients are totally
Speaker 1: fine with it because they sign a consent form being
Speaker 1: like your foot can be on it and their face
Speaker 1: isn't in it, you know, sometimes their voices because the
Speaker 1: doctors like talking to them while it happens. Um, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to do it though. I'd have to
Speaker 1: get like actual training, or I'd have to have someone
Speaker 1: like that girl like, let me decide. I'm just I
Speaker 1: need to get some Planner's words. I have suggestion. Okay,
Speaker 1: what next time you do the family constellation? Bring up
Speaker 1: the wart topic? Yeah, why is this so a thing?
Speaker 1: I'm into so much? Someone in your family the hill
Speaker 1: you can't climb? Yeah, I mean I remember being a
Speaker 1: little girl. My sister had Planners words because a little
Speaker 1: little um no, it's flat. Planner's words are fat flat,
Speaker 1: They're not ever. I just want to make sure you know, um,
Speaker 1: because at the bottom when they push in and they
Speaker 1: go deep. But um my sto at him when she
Speaker 1: was a little kid, and I remember she got like
Speaker 1: we were climbing in my cousin's attic and there was
Speaker 1: a nail sticking on it like hit one of them
Speaker 1: and I was just like oh and it like was
Speaker 1: bleeding and I was like wanted more. And I remember
Speaker 1: that was the first time. It was probably I was
Speaker 1: probably seven, and I was so into it. So it
Speaker 1: was a thing that started young. It's probably deep in
Speaker 1: my DNA. Who knows ex fan trax there next, we
Speaker 1: just uncovered everything that doesn't explain it. Most people would
Speaker 1: just be like everything, man, everything, dude, all right, here's
Speaker 1: Catherine from Canada. Hey, hey, it is Catherine from Canada
Speaker 1: and Nikki's favorite name a k a. The Cozy Wall.
Speaker 1: I got to be here the other day in the
Speaker 1: ver If you have a chance to see her on tour,
Speaker 1: do it. Oh my goodness, it was so amazing and
Speaker 1: being a bestie you will understand so much more than
Speaker 1: anybody else in the room. Lots of really great bits
Speaker 1: in there. I just wanted to apologize, actually on behalf
Speaker 1: of all Canadians for our customs officers. Any experience that
Speaker 1: I've ever had coming back into Canada has been brutal.
Speaker 1: They are the biggest dicks, even to their own citizens.
Speaker 1: They make me feel like I'm doing something wrong and
Speaker 1: then I'm a criminal every time. So I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say that it's not just you, it is everybody.
Speaker 1: I actually adopted a puppy a few months ago. A
Speaker 1: rescue puppy came up from Texas for me, and I
Speaker 1: had to cross the border to get it and bring
Speaker 1: it back in. And on the way back, they searched
Speaker 1: my car three times, grilled me for forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: took my sleeping toddler out of the car to search
Speaker 1: her car seat, and the dogs crate. They thought it
Speaker 1: was smuggling drugs, and so I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: it's it's not you, it's everybody, and it really sucks.
Speaker 1: I know they're just trying to keep us safe, but
Speaker 1: it's a little bit overboard their Canada. Anyway, I love you, guys,
Speaker 1: don't be cut and jack and ropes. He could have
Speaker 1: fit on that door, Oh he could. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That was the girl with the guys. That's the cool
Speaker 1: girl with a ward. Catherine. Um, yeah, that's Cozy Wall.
Speaker 1: That's fucking Cozy Wall. We were mentioned her ward, but
Speaker 1: that's the one. So she, Um, she's awesome. And yes,
Speaker 1: that was in Vancouver. I got so many, not only
Speaker 1: from Katherine. Thank you so much for that, by the way,
Speaker 1: very validating that. It's like I thought she were gonna
Speaker 1: be like they were nice to me. Um so nice
Speaker 1: to hear that it's not just me. I got so
Speaker 1: many messages about Air Canada being dicks and about the
Speaker 1: Border Patrol Canada Canada being dicks, so it's not just me.
Speaker 1: It is a thing. And it felt so good. And
Speaker 1: there was apparently a guy who sued some French Canadian
Speaker 1: because you know, Quebec is the only place that there's
Speaker 1: like a lot of French speaking Canadians. I think I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but it's mainly yeah, Quebec. But they
Speaker 1: make Air Canada do French every single announcement, so you know,
Speaker 1: the announcements on planes they take twice as long because
Speaker 1: they have to do French too. But we're in Vancouver,
Speaker 1: there's it would be better to do Chinese. There's not
Speaker 1: as like there's many Chinese people in Vancouver, not as
Speaker 1: many French. I could be wrong about that, but um,
Speaker 1: I got told that there was a man one of
Speaker 1: these French Canadians who sued Air Canada, or because he did,
Speaker 1: they didn't do the announcements in French and he like
Speaker 1: did this big lawsuit was just a dick about it.
Speaker 1: And there is this like battle in Canada of like, God,
Speaker 1: we now we have to like honor the French even
Speaker 1: though it's just one little part of our thing. It's
Speaker 1: very interesting. I also think it's funny when these people
Speaker 1: at the border, because you know they can you know,
Speaker 1: they get in trouble for what's it called when you
Speaker 1: know you're picking someone out because based off their look profiling, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're profiling. So like in this instance, they're like they
Speaker 1: like for one out of every ten of those, they
Speaker 1: have to stop like a baby and a puppy and
Speaker 1: check its asshole for like cocaine, just so they can
Speaker 1: then profile and other people for you know, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: but we stopped this this woman with a you know,
Speaker 1: a baby rescued German che you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just like they do it to make up for
Speaker 1: the like being a complete asshole to fifty other people's. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it's unfortunately that like most of the time, profiling in
Speaker 1: those circumstances work like people like but you know, they
Speaker 1: also know that isis or whoever is capable of young
Speaker 1: girls with a child and award that wants to get
Speaker 1: at the checked the war for another adopted dog. And
Speaker 1: it must I mean, I'm not someone who gets profiled,
Speaker 1: so it must fucking suck that. It's like the that's
Speaker 1: you know, I don't get profiled more. I think I
Speaker 1: have like a I can pass for Middle Eastern. Having
Speaker 1: pre check helps because you go through an intense one
Speaker 1: and they kind of let you go. They don't go
Speaker 1: as crazy. But I mean I don't I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: know what it's like. But yeah, it sucks even when
Speaker 1: like you see your bag go through the thing and
Speaker 1: then the bag waits and it's either going to go
Speaker 1: to the left or right when it decides, like I
Speaker 1: hate and they have to search my bag and it's
Speaker 1: always just some fucking zvia that is snuck in there
Speaker 1: from the green room and forgot to take out. And
Speaker 1: I go and the guy goes, what is this? And
Speaker 1: I go, it's really delicious. I know you guys can't
Speaker 1: eat the stuff because it could be a bomb, but
Speaker 1: like you would like it a lot, and it's like
Speaker 1: can sometimes. All right, let's get to the next fad
Speaker 1: that Okay, here's uh a quick story from Andrea. Hi,
Speaker 1: no drukie um. I want to share with you guys
Speaker 1: a really cringe worthy zoom blender that I had. Um.
Speaker 1: I was graduating with my PhD over zoom alone in
Speaker 1: my apartment, which was really sad um. But I had
Speaker 1: figured out how to get my family on one computer
Speaker 1: zoom which was facing me, and the graduation zoom, which
Speaker 1: was on a screen behind me. So when it came
Speaker 1: time to open the zoom with like the faculty and
Speaker 1: the other grads in my department, I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: it didn't automatically mute me. I was all nervous and emotional,
Speaker 1: so I didn't check. Anyways, I joined that room and
Speaker 1: then turned to my family zoom to tell them in
Speaker 1: Spanish that all those faculty members that they could see
Speaker 1: hated each other, and look how miserable they all are.
Speaker 1: This is how they've always been. It's such an awful
Speaker 1: place that people awful, etcetera, etcetera. Anyways, I turned around
Speaker 1: and realized I was not muted and just about died ud.
Speaker 1: They speaks actually, I don't think anyone that speaks Spanish
Speaker 1: was on the call, and by that point they really
Speaker 1: couldn't do anything except give me my degree. So I
Speaker 1: was okay, Yeah, it was mortifying. I hope I don't
Speaker 1: want to see any of those people again in my
Speaker 1: life anyways. I just wanted to share my cringe e
Speaker 1: zoom moment um. You guys are awesome. Thanks. I think
Speaker 1: it's just tell from the her hone though she's mocking us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you know, and there's some kind of like sometimes
Speaker 1: you do spanglish and it's probably like that red shirt
Speaker 1: cunt say her name like perfectly in English, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: Rosa blasa, Nicole's a whore. Yes, Oh my god, thank
Speaker 1: god for being bilingual, because that would have been horrifying
Speaker 1: had they understood completely. That's why you gotta spin the
Speaker 1: geek to the good but the girl with the gush.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be nothing better, though, than when you get
Speaker 1: that graduation paper and you can finally be completely honest
Speaker 1: with your professor, even though nobody really talks to their face,
Speaker 1: but just that feeling that you that you have no
Speaker 1: more connection with them, that you you don't have to kiss.
Speaker 1: Day did you burn? You graduated? They caught me what
Speaker 1: you graduated college? Right? You got to? Yes? I still
Speaker 1: have dreams that I don't, but I didn't. But yes,
Speaker 1: I did, me too all the time. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Does if I live in a world
Speaker 1: where I think more about not graduating in my dreams
Speaker 1: than I do about graduating in my real life. So
Speaker 1: it's as if I haven't graduated. I'm haunted by them continually.
Speaker 1: You know. I called to Lane University and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: can I get my diploma? Because I don't believe I
Speaker 1: got one, Like I don't believe that because I lost it,
Speaker 1: and like I just don't believe that. I because I
Speaker 1: so I never got mine. Yeah, I didn't walk either.
Speaker 1: I walked. I told you this, I've walked two months before.
Speaker 1: When I didn't have enough credits. I didn't. They gave
Speaker 1: me an empty diploma. I walked. I had no diploma
Speaker 1: in there, so I just had nothing in there. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: was it a blank sheetet? But they rolled up a
Speaker 1: blank like that. It was like a napkin with somewhere.
Speaker 1: It was like a table setting. It was like like
Speaker 1: a blinder kind of little thing. Oh, I think they
Speaker 1: give you a scroll rightually what it is? But all
Speaker 1: I know is an owl in a fucking hat gave
Speaker 1: you a scroll. I don't remember, yeah, I think actually,
Speaker 1: but anyhow, Ellen gave your speech the world for that.
Speaker 1: I bet she made seventy dollars on that appearance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I was so hungover and like shaking
Speaker 1: and crying in the back. Oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: even remember if she danced and said be kind fuck dude,
Speaker 1: and then yes, I called him and I got the
Speaker 1: diploma and I was like, Okay, I guess it really
Speaker 1: did happen. But I still I still have dreams that
Speaker 1: I never graduated. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. Those are very common.
Speaker 1: What did you major in English? Because I was already
Speaker 1: fluent and I had a p credit and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to do comedy and I just was like, I'll
Speaker 1: pick the easiest thing. And it turns out it was
Speaker 1: not easy. It was English literature. It was like hard.
Speaker 1: I just had to read stuff, but I never read
Speaker 1: a single thing spark notes and I would just you know,
Speaker 1: find excerpts to support these loose arguments that I would make. Um,
Speaker 1: but I did well. It was just a very It
Speaker 1: was a there's an education in bullshitting, you know, phoning
Speaker 1: it in you know, um, but I did use that
Speaker 1: degree because I was a teacher at one point. So
Speaker 1: that's when I know I got a degree because I
Speaker 1: had to present that too, um when I was teaching
Speaker 1: at the Korean prep school. So it did pay off
Speaker 1: for that one semester of teaching. But other than that,
Speaker 1: never have used it. Never so many jobs. If you
Speaker 1: just said you went to like not the best school,
Speaker 1: but you graduated, I really think they would never check.
Speaker 1: I think now in the digital age they do, but
Speaker 1: back in the nineties, now they didn't check that ship.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and come back with more fans. Rex.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. We're like blowing through these. These
Speaker 1: are fun more more more U. Next voicemail is from Sophia. Hi,
Speaker 1: Nicki Andre Noah, this is Sofia bestie from Oregon. I'm
Speaker 1: just calling with a mispronunction pronunciation story that was on
Speaker 1: The Bachelor months ago and I have failed to get
Speaker 1: it out of my head. But one of the contestants
Speaker 1: in the hell said hearsay she say, like implying that
Speaker 1: it was that it's gender like he say or she say,
Speaker 1: And I thought it was hilarious. That is such a
Speaker 1: good one. Can't get out of my head. Whenever I
Speaker 1: think of saying saying and want to say it could
Speaker 1: give it two different options. I hope you all enjoy
Speaker 1: Jack Pott, Jack Pott, I love that because it is
Speaker 1: so it's just taking two common phrases and putting them together,
Speaker 1: very fun like that's hearsay and it's also oh, hear
Speaker 1: say she saying. I thought at first she was doing
Speaker 1: like her, like her say, she said, two different hers.
Speaker 1: It's really yeah, it's he said, she said, it's not,
Speaker 1: he says, she say either too. So it's funny that
Speaker 1: does it? Does it really grind your gears? One hearing
Speaker 1: grind your gears? Uh? Someone says that's what that's what
Speaker 1: she said. No, I just go huh. It's just it's like,
Speaker 1: it's nice you can make a little joke. What about
Speaker 1: it bothers you? I don't know. It's just so well,
Speaker 1: it's interesting because it's people get it from the office
Speaker 1: generally Michael Scott saying it all the time, and Michael
Speaker 1: Scott was not funny, and so it was a joke
Speaker 1: made by someone who is classically not a funny person
Speaker 1: and really dorky. So when people do it, they're paying
Speaker 1: homage to if they're trying to actually be funny, it's
Speaker 1: it's a weird thing because you're actually imitating someone who's
Speaker 1: like was the caricature of someone who wasn't funny? But um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes it's it's good. Sometimes you catch
Speaker 1: one that's like really good where you're like, oh, that
Speaker 1: would be funny if someone said that in this actual way.
Speaker 1: And I think it's an easy way to you know,
Speaker 1: we do that all the time with sexual stuff. Will
Speaker 1: be like, um, and that's you know, I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: my porn viewing is a slippery slope, and so is
Speaker 1: my pussy. It's the same thing as that's what she said,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, it's it's the easiest
Speaker 1: way to make that very similar joke. And you and
Speaker 1: I dabble in that all the time because we could
Speaker 1: go forever like dabble take it. You know. First of all,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a comedy snob. I think I'm
Speaker 1: almost opposite highbrow. But I don't know, I just feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's way too forced and it's said a lot.
Speaker 1: There was a time where it was said a lot.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It's like Dad jokes. It's it's
Speaker 1: comedy for people who are just trying to be trying
Speaker 1: to be funny and don't really know how to be
Speaker 1: it's funny. Chris just recently asked me. It was so cute.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, will you because sometimes I write him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I want some roast jokes. Like sometimes
Speaker 1: I make appearances on things and they just want me
Speaker 1: to roast the people on them, and so I'll just
Speaker 1: write you know, Andrew, Emil, Chris, Tim, his brother, a
Speaker 1: bunch of you know, all my friends that I know
Speaker 1: are just probably available if they can. They're great at
Speaker 1: writing quick jokes, and Chris is really funny, and I
Speaker 1: write them like, hey, just roast jokes based on these.
Speaker 1: And he asked me the other day. He was like,
Speaker 1: I want to be there for you in those moments
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'm like not free, but like I know,
Speaker 1: like how I obviously understand jokes. He was like, I
Speaker 1: want to learn how to write roast jokes, like I
Speaker 1: want to be good for you in that way. And
Speaker 1: it was really sweet because I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: would actually love to teach you, like it would be
Speaker 1: fun to give a class on how you take this
Speaker 1: little germ of an idea and turn it into an
Speaker 1: actual joke and what that process is. Um, I just
Speaker 1: love that. And it's kind of similar to how he
Speaker 1: taught me how to like throw and stuff like. It's
Speaker 1: just oh, like, it's fun to teach things and it
Speaker 1: teaches you like it teaches you something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never taught comedy before, but I guess there's an
Speaker 1: art to it. Um. Yeah, it was cute for him
Speaker 1: to ask. We both took classes. I mean, you know
Speaker 1: a lot of people they always go, how should I
Speaker 1: get in the stand up take a class? It's okay,
Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah, it's you know, it to be too
Speaker 1: cool to take a class. Just learn the joke structure.
Speaker 1: And I always tell them start start with the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing story about yourself and work out from there. I
Speaker 1: think that's good. I always say, don't ever try to
Speaker 1: write from your perspective, just right for someone else, and
Speaker 1: that's better advice for someone like me, who I like
Speaker 1: a homework assignment and I do better at other people's
Speaker 1: homework than my own. And I also had no idea
Speaker 1: what to say, so I was like, just write jokes
Speaker 1: that you would submit to Sarah Silverman to say and
Speaker 1: then just be that and then just say that. So
Speaker 1: it was very much helpful for me to not be
Speaker 1: like what do I care about? Because I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I cared about or what I had to say
Speaker 1: like right for someone else. So that was my tip,
Speaker 1: But I like yours too. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: my most embarrassing story though, wedding the bed. You know,
Speaker 1: that was probably it, and I still don't know how
Speaker 1: to really make that funny. I've tried too close to it.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten over it yet. You've never said that
Speaker 1: on stage. You've never talked about wedding the bet on stage.
Speaker 1: What about? I mean that story is hilarious at school
Speaker 1: when the girl fucking yeah. I mean, I've told the story,
Speaker 1: but I've never made it into like stand up now
Speaker 1: I should. I mean, it's already there, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I think a lot of these stories they're already.
Speaker 1: It's just it's already. You just gotta tell them without.
Speaker 1: It doesn't need the biggest twist. It's already fucking hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that will come out and it's own way some day
Speaker 1: for sure. It's like the reason I do everything I think, Um,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to yeah and words. I do
Speaker 1: everything for words. Um, let's get to the next fan trax.
Speaker 1: All right. This one comes from a listener named Innocence. Hi, Nikki,
Speaker 1: Noah Andrew Besties Innocence, and I find myself with a
Speaker 1: new ange. I worry that people are going to think
Speaker 1: I'm could because I do certain things. For example, I
Speaker 1: never repeat an outfit. I might repeat a garment, but
Speaker 1: never an entire outfit. And once I've worn a garment
Speaker 1: too many times to repeat it, I will turn it
Speaker 1: into a completely different garment so I can add it
Speaker 1: back to the rotation. But I don't actually think this
Speaker 1: makes me cool. I just have ridiculous obsessive compulsive disorder.
Speaker 1: And I feel like if I don't present the world
Speaker 1: with an entirely new outfit every something today, that the
Speaker 1: sun won't come up tomorrow. And I'm wondering if you
Speaker 1: think you would be able to tell the difference between
Speaker 1: and mental illness. Love everything you do. You've been my
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite comics since I was a child,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you oh so very much. Thank you,
Speaker 1: and jack Wagon is what I'm going to feel like
Speaker 1: as soon as I hate the stop button. Probably I
Speaker 1: never even heard wagon. I like that no innocence. Um,
Speaker 1: obviously that is not fall under. But I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you asked. Um, I'm glad that you're keeping the sun
Speaker 1: coming out every day by changing your outfit. I think
Speaker 1: it's a you know, we all have our things. I
Speaker 1: have to knock on wood when I say something like,
Speaker 1: I've never done that, Like I always have to knock
Speaker 1: on wood. Um, that sounds like a fun one where
Speaker 1: you can't repeat an outfit. I used to pray to God,
Speaker 1: and I'd always have to be in a different position
Speaker 1: when I prayed, or else it wouldn't come true. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these little obsessive compulsions. Um. Yeah, No, I think that
Speaker 1: if you were like I can't repeat an outfit, because
Speaker 1: then people won't think that I'm rich and have lots
Speaker 1: of clothes. Like that would be a different thing. But um,
Speaker 1: no mental illnesses. Never care I don't think even though
Speaker 1: it may present itself as carey, it sounds like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's got to be expensive to not be able to
Speaker 1: wear the same outfit. I mean, can you wear the
Speaker 1: same outfit maybe a week? He won't wear like shoes
Speaker 1: and the same jeans and the same socks and the
Speaker 1: like he's gonna, he's gonna it also sounded like he
Speaker 1: recreates the Harman like he uh right. I would like
Speaker 1: to see some examples innocence of these outfits. I think, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of inspired. I think that I don't really
Speaker 1: repeat outfits either ever intentionally. I'm never like this is great,
Speaker 1: this shoes and this shirt and this I think I
Speaker 1: might be good about it. I might think I already
Speaker 1: did this. I can't do it again. What will people
Speaker 1: think part of me? Once? Uh? One of the weekend's
Speaker 1: coming up? I want is there rent a runaway for guys? No.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, like I want to start wearing
Speaker 1: like really loud outfits on stage just as just A's
Speaker 1: like almost like too like test me because I always
Speaker 1: wear like the polo fucking stupid you know jacket with
Speaker 1: jeans like and like I never or a black sweater
Speaker 1: like it's it's so hard for me to be dress.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like get crazy, but something that
Speaker 1: like where like my problem is every time we take
Speaker 1: a photo of us on or of myself on stage,
Speaker 1: like you every single show, you have this new outfit
Speaker 1: that you could post and it's like boom, like it's
Speaker 1: just like flashy and awesome and cool, and then I
Speaker 1: just look like, you know, an old fucking wet towel
Speaker 1: every single time. That is the that's the curse and
Speaker 1: beauty of being a woman is that you get to
Speaker 1: change up your look a lot more than men get to. Um.
Speaker 1: I would maybe implore besties to maybe loan you allowed
Speaker 1: jacket or something when we go to cities the way
Speaker 1: you can like just literally rent it from them, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe set up some kind of runway off in our hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I see what you're saying. Um, yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to wear louder things in general, just to mix up
Speaker 1: the pictures. I hear what you're saying. Yeah, there's nothing
Speaker 1: more boring than pictures of men doing stand up, like
Speaker 1: how did Eddie Murphy? It's so boring to the it's
Speaker 1: compelling because we're beautiful. We could do make up, we
Speaker 1: could do a hair, we need men, it's always just
Speaker 1: a T shirt just like it is so boring. And
Speaker 1: when you're singing, you could make like a cool face.
Speaker 1: I mean, you made some cool faces in some of
Speaker 1: the photos. This weekend. I think maybe it might be
Speaker 1: about that, like doing funny things and getting more action shots. Now,
Speaker 1: what about a photo funny one or an all red
Speaker 1: leather outfit on like what gave him that look cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wasn't doing it for laughs, you know what I'm saying. No,
Speaker 1: I know, but even if he thought it looked cool,
Speaker 1: look at machine Gun Kelly, look at what he wears,
Speaker 1: look at what anyone you could do anything andrew that.
Speaker 1: You just need to incorporate that style throughout your wardrobe.
Speaker 1: Should I start wearing an all red leather outfit? I
Speaker 1: mean maybe that's more. I think you love fashion my
Speaker 1: fruit roll up suit? Yeah, that red? Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I be funny. I was just thinking that Harry Styles
Speaker 1: thing that you're posting and he's rocking like a disco
Speaker 1: ball on his body. I mean I would my body
Speaker 1: would look insane in that same outfit. I mean, he
Speaker 1: has the body where he can wear hot. What is
Speaker 1: it about him? Because he's masculine, He's like, he's masculine, Wow,
Speaker 1: feminine and just he just canna he's just he's free.
Speaker 1: That's good. No, he's just confident. He looks like he's
Speaker 1: wearing something that I didn't even think about what he
Speaker 1: was wearing. I'm not even kidding you that. Like I
Speaker 1: it's now coming up in my head, But it didn't
Speaker 1: incur to me when I was looking at these clips
Speaker 1: that he was in this like sequence like that. It
Speaker 1: was just his his body, his face is like his movements.
Speaker 1: It was just so erotic. God fuck yes, his body.
Speaker 1: And he didn't see that. Oh yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: was all right, let's get to last fan tracks and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna say goodbye for the weekend. This is
Speaker 1: a good one to end with. Here's a message from
Speaker 1: Katie Katie, Hi, Nikki, Andrew and no uh um. I'm
Speaker 1: listening to pod right now, Record of the Year, um,
Speaker 1: and I am listening to the part where you guys
Speaker 1: are asking, like what you know, retail employees actually like
Speaker 1: tending to customers. And of course I can't speak for everyone,
Speaker 1: but I mean speaking for myself. When I worked in retail,
Speaker 1: I actually quite liked when a customer wanted to interact
Speaker 1: with me and wanted to be like friendly, impersonable, because
Speaker 1: I'm a friendly, impersonable person. And I was actually told
Speaker 1: quite often to stop talking with my coworkers because I
Speaker 1: was distracting them and myself. So I was just kind
Speaker 1: of stuck being by myself all day, just folding clothes,
Speaker 1: and so if a customer didn't interact with me, I
Speaker 1: didn't have anyone to talk to. I was pretty much
Speaker 1: just like bothering people like hey, how's your day, and
Speaker 1: they were like fine and just walked away. So I
Speaker 1: mean personally, I really liked talking with customers who wanted
Speaker 1: to talk with me. I like being able to actually
Speaker 1: help them and be like, oh, there's actually something I'm
Speaker 1: contributing other than just folding clothes, you know, Yes, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to share that. Thank you. Also, talking my
Speaker 1: a SMRs voice, I could, um you guys, Jack get good.
Speaker 1: It's perfect for someone at work. Great, great, great to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, um, I like that because I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes too, where I'm really chatting and I get bummed
Speaker 1: out when someone doesn't want to chat with me and
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm trying to connect and um,
Speaker 1: what an annoying boss. Whoever that boss was that told
Speaker 1: her to calm it down. I hate that ship because
Speaker 1: you go into these places and they're like they don't
Speaker 1: even want you in there. No one's talking to each other.
Speaker 1: You feel like you entered someone's else. That's really funny.
Speaker 1: That's a bit when you go to a store and
Speaker 1: you're like, am I did I wander into the house? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of like a frat house that no one wants to
Speaker 1: talk to me. I don't know. Yeah, that's how it feels.
Speaker 1: And I feel like this girl had the opposite of
Speaker 1: that energy, you know what I mean. And someone was like, actually,
Speaker 1: we're too cool here at fucking air Apostle for this,
Speaker 1: yes or whatever. No, it sucks when someone like just
Speaker 1: like kind of just makes someone feel bad about the
Speaker 1: way they are, like the thing that they because that's
Speaker 1: just who she is, is is someone who connects with people.
Speaker 1: Because that manager is so either jealous of that energy
Speaker 1: that she has and how good and how this girl
Speaker 1: might like eclipse her or eclipse him, whoever it was.
Speaker 1: I think it's that kind of like stop doing that
Speaker 1: a lot of times in space and I can't do it,
Speaker 1: so you can't, and it makes me feel bad that
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's nice to know. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna try to make more eye contact
Speaker 1: and look for those UM employees who are looking to
Speaker 1: connect and make their job about more than just folding
Speaker 1: things and like straightening racks, because yeah, it's nice to have.
Speaker 1: It's so nice when you connect with humans and like
Speaker 1: have a real moment with a stranger. Um, whether it
Speaker 1: be an uber or whatever. But um, yeah, that was
Speaker 1: good to hear. It's a good perspective to hear. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for that. Oh sorry, I just love
Speaker 1: like if there's definitely times where like salespeople are just
Speaker 1: trying to sell you ship, but then there's other times
Speaker 1: where it's like they are actually being genuine and stuff
Speaker 1: and then they try to sell you ship. It's fine.
Speaker 1: You go there and everybody knows youthing and name buck.
Speaker 1: I went in there in Austin. I didn't buy anything. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't fashionable and it wasn't good. Doesn't feel to
Speaker 1: not buy something You told me that you were like,
Speaker 1: and I didn't buy anything. I felt great. I always
Speaker 1: fill up my cards and then I just like click
Speaker 1: out of the window and I'm like, I just saved
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars. Dude. I had a sweater my life.
Speaker 1: I had a sweatter ready to go, but it was
Speaker 1: ninety degrees in fucking Austin, So I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go because I gotta go do
Speaker 1: a podcast with Dr Phil very decided and nervous. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: how's that working for you? Okay, guys, um, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for listening this week. We will be back
Speaker 1: next week. See you this weekend in Florida, New Orleans,
Speaker 1: and Nashville. And we love you so much. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for all your fan taxes. We'll see you
Speaker 1: next week. Tobek and Jack Wait, what are those things
Speaker 1: that like you throw Jack's Jack's Okay, Jack's