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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am,

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Gleazer, this Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to Thursday's episode. Um,

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Speaker 1: we're doing something special today. We're gonna we always go

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Speaker 1: through our fan trax, which is our fan mail UM

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Speaker 1: that we call fan thrax, based on anthrax that was

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Speaker 1: being sent to people in the mail in early I

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Speaker 1: don't know how we got there, but we got there.

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Speaker 1: And um I'm joined by Andrew of course, and Noah. Um,

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Speaker 1: Andrew's nine floors below me. Noah is nine states away

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Speaker 1: from me, and uh, feeling pretty good. We already did

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Speaker 1: one podcast today that this is actually being recorded on

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Speaker 1: Wednesday because we are traveling to New Orleans today and

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Speaker 1: then Florida this weekend. I saw im bummed about it,

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Speaker 1: but I'm loving zero right now, loving, loving, loving, Um,

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Speaker 1: how are you feeling about it? Andrew? I feel good.

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Speaker 1: I just hope that in the clear, so I don't know,

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Speaker 1: we'll see you got clear. You have T S A

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Speaker 1: P and clear, that's true, but I don't know that

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Speaker 1: clear nostrils we'll see. I mean, it's so funny because

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Speaker 1: like I have this test here and I'm just waiting

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Speaker 1: because I don't want to go too early and find

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Speaker 1: out I still have COVID, So I'm like, right, right, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you have COVID, you could perform with a mask on.

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Speaker 1: You could skip the meat and greet. Um, we could

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Speaker 1: ask the front rows to put on mask if you know.

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Speaker 1: People can wear a mask if they feel scared. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's a theater show. No one's getting close to me.

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Speaker 1: I feel pretty strongly that i'll be And it says

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes you have to be within six ft of

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Speaker 1: someone and you're only on stage for twelve, so boom,

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Speaker 1: we protect everyone. I guess I'll go short just to

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Speaker 1: save lives. My own. Last week and in Houston was

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard to beat that club. Um it's

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Speaker 1: called seven one three, and it was so nice. They

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Speaker 1: gave me a jacket with my name embroidered on it

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Speaker 1: and then on the back it said a Glaze in

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Speaker 1: the Moon Kings, which is my dad's band. This guy

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Speaker 1: already shout out to already there who does all like

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Speaker 1: the talent relations He got a cake for Andrew that

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Speaker 1: we decorated, and Andrew shubbed his face in, which was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you saw that on Instagram. Um, he got

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Speaker 1: me a a picture of Luigi. I mean it was

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Speaker 1: just like so above and beyond. It's so funny how

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Speaker 1: those little things can make you. They make all the

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Speaker 1: different venues never do that stuff. And it's like, this

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Speaker 1: guy had an idea, We're gonna do something different than

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Speaker 1: most venues. You know, like that that just doesn't happen.

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Speaker 1: And and I wrote my agent saying you know, he

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Speaker 1: wrote me and was like, so cool, you're doing this

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Speaker 1: going alone thing. He saw my post about if you

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Speaker 1: go alone, I'll give you free meat and gred. He

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Speaker 1: was like, that's so lovely. And I go and he

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Speaker 1: was like, how was your weekend? Happy Easter? And I said,

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Speaker 1: you know what, it was a great weekend all around.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say, Austin, that theater at the Parents Amount

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Speaker 1: was one of my favorite. Those two shows were two

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Speaker 1: of my favorite shows of all time. But Houston, I

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Speaker 1: was in the best mood because I scooted on I

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Speaker 1: did it wrote a scooter on stage because they had

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Speaker 1: he brought us this little electric scooter. Um, and all

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Speaker 1: those gifts really make it stand out to me and

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Speaker 1: I said, you know what, Nick, my agent name is,

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Speaker 1: I said, we are going back. I want to stay

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Speaker 1: loyal to Houston because they put in the extra effort

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Speaker 1: to make me feel really good and I want to

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Speaker 1: honor that. It's just it was really nice. It's like

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Speaker 1: when those guys at the casino gave the guitar and

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Speaker 1: the and the putter, and it's just I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that one. I'm just kidding it was. I'm just kidding,

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Speaker 1: k I remember it was because it was something like,

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Speaker 1: I know, Del Taco. Yeah, it sounded like Del Taco.

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Speaker 1: It was Dell got another Yeah. Honestly I could use

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Speaker 1: an amp um. No. That was so nice too. I

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Speaker 1: mean there's just you know, little gifts and it doesn't

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Speaker 1: a card from a Busty this weekend too that I

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Speaker 1: haven't opened up yet because I'm just not ready for

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Speaker 1: those kinds of feelings. Always getting nervous on Fan t

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Speaker 1: Rex Day, I gotta say, I get nervous hearing voice Almos,

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Speaker 1: even though they're always nice and they made me in

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Speaker 1: the best mood. Why is it we avoid things that

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Speaker 1: I'm scared there's going to be some sort of criticism

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Speaker 1: me out. We never get those kinds of voicemail. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I know everyone's so positive. What am I

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Speaker 1: scared up? I just one you might feel like you

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Speaker 1: don't deserve the love, so you don't want to or

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Speaker 1: at least that's what I go through sometimes, Like if

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Speaker 1: I get too much praise, I'm like, I don't deserve this,

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Speaker 1: and then, uh, then you're not going to react the

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Speaker 1: right way. They might not say the door doable, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: dainty and adorable and oh my god, cracked me up

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Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, I think you're right. Actually, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a self esteem issue because I'm scared they're

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Speaker 1: gonna say something that might I might take like, they

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Speaker 1: just might say something that makes me. You know, people

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Speaker 1: compliment all the time, and I walk away from it

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Speaker 1: being like it wasn't exactly what I wanted. It's just

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Speaker 1: so stupid and it's all my own stuff. But it's

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Speaker 1: it's both, you know, It's this addict idea that you

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Speaker 1: hear in twelve step. A lot of um addicts tend

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Speaker 1: to think they're the piece of ship at the center

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Speaker 1: of the universe, so it's like you think you're great,

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Speaker 1: but you're also like it's the idea that like, I

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Speaker 1: can't watch myself do comedy, but I can make people

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Speaker 1: like what the fuck? I don't know. I have to

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Speaker 1: post a thing today. I got um a I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say what no one made me laugh about. But because

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Speaker 1: I put a boat, I feel me. But I do

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Speaker 1: have to post a real on my I got asked

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Speaker 1: And they got the money up and I think it

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Speaker 1: came back. They were like, we got you too, we

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Speaker 1: got this, this, this, But I for I thought that

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Speaker 1: sometimes you get paid so much for these things and

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Speaker 1: But I was like, no, I put in a fucking

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Speaker 1: lot of work. So I gotta post that later day,

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Speaker 1: and I'm so embarrassed. I'm just gonna post it and

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Speaker 1: not look at the comments because I'm sure people are

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Speaker 1: gonna be like, look at Nikki like schilling herself out

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Speaker 1: for whatever. I'm gonna spend it on good things like

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Speaker 1: um uh, fourteen thousand I'm asks I ordered from Amazon.

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking you, sixteen I'm ask all different kinds.

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Speaker 1: I should do a video of it. But no way,

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Speaker 1: you made me laugh the other day. When you know,

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Speaker 1: whenever I send you files or like ad reads or whatever,

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Speaker 1: on the appreciation because I just know that I've sent

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Speaker 1: it down to sixty seconds, and it's just like, ah,

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Speaker 1: this girl works so hard and I just don't even

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Speaker 1: like that you really like And then so you wrote

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Speaker 1: like so busy and everything. And then you wrote another

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Speaker 1: You said something like that was so cute, and it

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Speaker 1: that compliment. I like it when I get it still. Chris,

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Speaker 1: And yesterday when we were practicing throwing, he was like,

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Speaker 1: my number one. It's so nice when you get it. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So that was a nice moment. Um. Anything else going

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Speaker 1: fucking day, you know, just to hang day. Brenna actually

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Speaker 1: she was like insanely nice to be like it was.

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like that takes up half your face

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Speaker 1: You only have like this much half the job. Well,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's where all the build all guys build up

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Speaker 1: outside their bed. Yeah. Yeah, it's disgusting, fucking maggots. Chris

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Speaker 1: just be like, I got it, you don't need to

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Speaker 1: I love giving massages so much. Oh my god. We

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Speaker 1: But we had a bestie who I God love her

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Speaker 1: so much. The Cozy Wall is her name on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: She was in Vancouver and was like, I have one

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Speaker 1: bleeding and I was like wanted more. And I remember

425
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: that was the first time. It was probably I was

426
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: probably seven, and I was so into it. So it

427
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: was a thing that started young. It's probably deep in

428
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 1: my DNA. Who knows ex fan trax there next, we

429
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: just uncovered everything that doesn't explain it. Most people would

430
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: just be like everything, man, everything, dude, all right, here's

431
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: Catherine from Canada. Hey, hey, it is Catherine from Canada

432
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: and Nikki's favorite name a k a. The Cozy Wall.

433
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: I got to be here the other day in the

434
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: ver If you have a chance to see her on tour,

435
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: do it. Oh my goodness, it was so amazing and

436
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: being a bestie you will understand so much more than

437
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: anybody else in the room. Lots of really great bits

438
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: in there. I just wanted to apologize, actually on behalf

439
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: of all Canadians for our customs officers. Any experience that

440
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 1: I've ever had coming back into Canada has been brutal.

441
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: They are the biggest dicks, even to their own citizens.

442
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: They make me feel like I'm doing something wrong and

443
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: then I'm a criminal every time. So I just wanted

444
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 1: to say that it's not just you, it is everybody.

445
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: I actually adopted a puppy a few months ago. A

446
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: rescue puppy came up from Texas for me, and I

447
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 1: had to cross the border to get it and bring

448
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 1: it back in. And on the way back, they searched

449
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,719
Speaker 1: my car three times, grilled me for forty five minutes,

450
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: took my sleeping toddler out of the car to search

451
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: her car seat, and the dogs crate. They thought it

452
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 1: was smuggling drugs, and so I just wanted to say

453
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: it's it's not you, it's everybody, and it really sucks.

454
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: I know they're just trying to keep us safe, but

455
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: it's a little bit overboard their Canada. Anyway, I love you, guys,

456
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 1: don't be cut and jack and ropes. He could have

457
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: fit on that door, Oh he could. Oh my god.

458
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: That was the girl with the guys. That's the cool

459
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: girl with a ward. Catherine. Um, yeah, that's Cozy Wall.

460
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: That's fucking Cozy Wall. We were mentioned her ward, but

461
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: that's the one. So she, Um, she's awesome. And yes,

462
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: that was in Vancouver. I got so many, not only

463
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: from Katherine. Thank you so much for that, by the way,

464
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: very validating that. It's like I thought she were gonna

465
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: be like they were nice to me. Um so nice

466
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 1: to hear that it's not just me. I got so

467
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: many messages about Air Canada being dicks and about the

468
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 1: Border Patrol Canada Canada being dicks, so it's not just me.

469
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: It is a thing. And it felt so good. And

470
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: there was apparently a guy who sued some French Canadian

471
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: because you know, Quebec is the only place that there's

472
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: like a lot of French speaking Canadians. I think I

473
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but it's mainly yeah, Quebec. But they

474
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 1: make Air Canada do French every single announcement, so you know,

475
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: the announcements on planes they take twice as long because

476
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: they have to do French too. But we're in Vancouver,

477
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: there's it would be better to do Chinese. There's not

478
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: as like there's many Chinese people in Vancouver, not as

479
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: many French. I could be wrong about that, but um,

480
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: I got told that there was a man one of

481
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: these French Canadians who sued Air Canada, or because he did,

482
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: they didn't do the announcements in French and he like

483
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: did this big lawsuit was just a dick about it.

484
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: And there is this like battle in Canada of like, God,

485
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: we now we have to like honor the French even

486
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: though it's just one little part of our thing. It's

487
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: very interesting. I also think it's funny when these people

488
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: at the border, because you know they can you know,

489
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: they get in trouble for what's it called when you

490
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: know you're picking someone out because based off their look profiling, Yeah,

491
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: they're profiling. So like in this instance, they're like they

492
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: like for one out of every ten of those, they

493
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: have to stop like a baby and a puppy and

494
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: check its asshole for like cocaine, just so they can

495
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: then profile and other people for you know, it's like, no,

496
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: but we stopped this this woman with a you know,

497
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: a baby rescued German che you know what I mean.

498
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: It's just like they do it to make up for

499
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: the like being a complete asshole to fifty other people's. Unfortunately,

500
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: it's unfortunately that like most of the time, profiling in

501
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: those circumstances work like people like but you know, they

502
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: also know that isis or whoever is capable of young

503
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: girls with a child and award that wants to get

504
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 1: at the checked the war for another adopted dog. And

505
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: it must I mean, I'm not someone who gets profiled,

506
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: so it must fucking suck that. It's like the that's

507
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: you know, I don't get profiled more. I think I

508
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: have like a I can pass for Middle Eastern. Having

509
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: pre check helps because you go through an intense one

510
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: and they kind of let you go. They don't go

511
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,360
Speaker 1: as crazy. But I mean I don't I wouldn't even

512
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: know what it's like. But yeah, it sucks even when

513
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: like you see your bag go through the thing and

514
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: then the bag waits and it's either going to go

515
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: to the left or right when it decides, like I

516
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: hate and they have to search my bag and it's

517
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: always just some fucking zvia that is snuck in there

518
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 1: from the green room and forgot to take out. And

519
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: I go and the guy goes, what is this? And

520
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: I go, it's really delicious. I know you guys can't

521
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: eat the stuff because it could be a bomb, but

522
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: like you would like it a lot, and it's like

523
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: can sometimes. All right, let's get to the next fad

524
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: that Okay, here's uh a quick story from Andrea. Hi,

525
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: no drukie um. I want to share with you guys

526
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: a really cringe worthy zoom blender that I had. Um.

527
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 1: I was graduating with my PhD over zoom alone in

528
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 1: my apartment, which was really sad um. But I had

529
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: figured out how to get my family on one computer

530
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: zoom which was facing me, and the graduation zoom, which

531
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: was on a screen behind me. So when it came

532
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: time to open the zoom with like the faculty and

533
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: the other grads in my department, I didn't realize that

534
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: it didn't automatically mute me. I was all nervous and emotional,

535
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: so I didn't check. Anyways, I joined that room and

536
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: then turned to my family zoom to tell them in

537
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: Spanish that all those faculty members that they could see

538
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: hated each other, and look how miserable they all are.

539
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: This is how they've always been. It's such an awful

540
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: place that people awful, etcetera, etcetera. Anyways, I turned around

541
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: and realized I was not muted and just about died ud.

542
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: They speaks actually, I don't think anyone that speaks Spanish

543
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: was on the call, and by that point they really

544
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: couldn't do anything except give me my degree. So I

545
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: was okay, Yeah, it was mortifying. I hope I don't

546
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: want to see any of those people again in my

547
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: life anyways. I just wanted to share my cringe e

548
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: zoom moment um. You guys are awesome. Thanks. I think

549
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: it's just tell from the her hone though she's mocking us. Yeah,

550
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: it's you know, and there's some kind of like sometimes

551
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: you do spanglish and it's probably like that red shirt

552
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: cunt say her name like perfectly in English, Yeah, like

553
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: Rosa blasa, Nicole's a whore. Yes, Oh my god, thank

554
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: god for being bilingual, because that would have been horrifying

555
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: had they understood completely. That's why you gotta spin the

556
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: geek to the good but the girl with the gush.

557
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: There's gotta be nothing better, though, than when you get

558
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: that graduation paper and you can finally be completely honest

559
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: with your professor, even though nobody really talks to their face,

560
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: but just that feeling that you that you have no

561
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: more connection with them, that you you don't have to kiss.

562
00:29:54,720 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: Day did you burn? You graduated? They caught me what

563
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: you graduated college? Right? You got to? Yes? I still

564
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: have dreams that I don't, but I didn't. But yes,

565
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: I did, me too all the time. I'm not even kidding.

566
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Does if I live in a world

567
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: where I think more about not graduating in my dreams

568
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: than I do about graduating in my real life. So

569
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: it's as if I haven't graduated. I'm haunted by them continually.

570
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: You know. I called to Lane University and I go, hey,

571
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: can I get my diploma? Because I don't believe I

572
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: got one, Like I don't believe that because I lost it,

573
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: and like I just don't believe that. I because I

574
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: so I never got mine. Yeah, I didn't walk either.

575
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: I walked. I told you this, I've walked two months before.

576
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: When I didn't have enough credits. I didn't. They gave

577
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: me an empty diploma. I walked. I had no diploma

578
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: in there, so I just had nothing in there. Everyone's like,

579
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: was it a blank sheetet? But they rolled up a

580
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: blank like that. It was like a napkin with somewhere.

581
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: It was like a table setting. It was like like

582
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: a blinder kind of little thing. Oh, I think they

583
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: give you a scroll rightually what it is? But all

584
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: I know is an owl in a fucking hat gave

585
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: you a scroll. I don't remember, yeah, I think actually,

586
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: but anyhow, Ellen gave your speech the world for that.

587
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: I bet she made seventy dollars on that appearance. Yeah,

588
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I was so hungover and like shaking

589
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: and crying in the back. Oh my god, I can't

590
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: even remember if she danced and said be kind fuck dude,

591
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: and then yes, I called him and I got the

592
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: diploma and I was like, Okay, I guess it really

593
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: did happen. But I still I still have dreams that

594
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: I never graduated. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. Those are very common.

595
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: What did you major in English? Because I was already

596
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: fluent and I had a p credit and I just

597
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: wanted to do comedy and I just was like, I'll

598
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: pick the easiest thing. And it turns out it was

599
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: not easy. It was English literature. It was like hard.

600
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: I just had to read stuff, but I never read

601
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: a single thing spark notes and I would just you know,

602
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: find excerpts to support these loose arguments that I would make. Um,

603
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: but I did well. It was just a very It

604
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: was a there's an education in bullshitting, you know, phoning

605
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: it in you know, um, but I did use that

606
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: degree because I was a teacher at one point. So

607
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: that's when I know I got a degree because I

608
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: had to present that too, um when I was teaching

609
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: at the Korean prep school. So it did pay off

610
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: for that one semester of teaching. But other than that,

611
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: never have used it. Never so many jobs. If you

612
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: just said you went to like not the best school,

613
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: but you graduated, I really think they would never check.

614
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: I think now in the digital age they do, but

615
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: back in the nineties, now they didn't check that ship.

616
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and come back with more fans. Rex.

617
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. We're like blowing through these. These

618
00:32:53,600 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: are fun more more more U. Next voicemail is from Sophia. Hi,

619
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Nicki Andre Noah, this is Sofia bestie from Oregon. I'm

620
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: just calling with a mispronunction pronunciation story that was on

621
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: The Bachelor months ago and I have failed to get

622
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: it out of my head. But one of the contestants

623
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: in the hell said hearsay she say, like implying that

624
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: it was that it's gender like he say or she say,

625
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: And I thought it was hilarious. That is such a

626
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: good one. Can't get out of my head. Whenever I

627
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: think of saying saying and want to say it could

628
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: give it two different options. I hope you all enjoy

629
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: Jack Pott, Jack Pott, I love that because it is

630
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: so it's just taking two common phrases and putting them together,

631
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: very fun like that's hearsay and it's also oh, hear

632
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: say she saying. I thought at first she was doing

633
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: like her, like her say, she said, two different hers.

634
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: It's really yeah, it's he said, she said, it's not,

635
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: he says, she say either too. So it's funny that

636
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: does it? Does it really grind your gears? One hearing

637
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: grind your gears? Uh? Someone says that's what that's what

638
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: she said. No, I just go huh. It's just it's like,

639
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: it's nice you can make a little joke. What about

640
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: it bothers you? I don't know. It's just so well,

641
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: it's interesting because it's people get it from the office

642
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: generally Michael Scott saying it all the time, and Michael

643
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: Scott was not funny, and so it was a joke

644
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: made by someone who is classically not a funny person

645
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: and really dorky. So when people do it, they're paying

646
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: homage to if they're trying to actually be funny, it's

647
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: it's a weird thing because you're actually imitating someone who's

648
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: like was the caricature of someone who wasn't funny? But um,

649
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes it's it's good. Sometimes you catch

650
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: one that's like really good where you're like, oh, that

651
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: would be funny if someone said that in this actual way.

652
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: And I think it's an easy way to you know,

653
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: we do that all the time with sexual stuff. Will

654
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: be like, um, and that's you know, I'll be like, oh,

655
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: my porn viewing is a slippery slope, and so is

656
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: my pussy. It's the same thing as that's what she said,

657
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, it's it's the easiest

658
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: way to make that very similar joke. And you and

659
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: I dabble in that all the time because we could

660
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: go forever like dabble take it. You know. First of all,

661
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a comedy snob. I think I'm

662
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: almost opposite highbrow. But I don't know, I just feel

663
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's way too forced and it's said a lot.

664
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: There was a time where it was said a lot.

665
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It's like Dad jokes. It's it's

666
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,959
Speaker 1: comedy for people who are just trying to be trying

667
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: to be funny and don't really know how to be

668
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: it's funny. Chris just recently asked me. It was so cute.

669
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, will you because sometimes I write him.

670
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I want some roast jokes. Like sometimes

671
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: I make appearances on things and they just want me

672
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: to roast the people on them, and so I'll just

673
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: write you know, Andrew, Emil, Chris, Tim, his brother, a

674
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: bunch of you know, all my friends that I know

675
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: are just probably available if they can. They're great at

676
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: writing quick jokes, and Chris is really funny, and I

677
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: write them like, hey, just roast jokes based on these.

678
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: And he asked me the other day. He was like,

679
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: I want to be there for you in those moments

680
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'm like not free, but like I know,

681
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: like how I obviously understand jokes. He was like, I

682
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: want to learn how to write roast jokes, like I

683
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: want to be good for you in that way. And

684
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: it was really sweet because I was like, oh, I

685
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: would actually love to teach you, like it would be

686
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: fun to give a class on how you take this

687
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: little germ of an idea and turn it into an

688
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: actual joke and what that process is. Um, I just

689
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: love that. And it's kind of similar to how he

690
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: taught me how to like throw and stuff like. It's

691
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: just oh, like, it's fun to teach things and it

692
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: teaches you like it teaches you something. I don't know.

693
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: I've never taught comedy before, but I guess there's an

694
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: art to it. Um. Yeah, it was cute for him

695
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: to ask. We both took classes. I mean, you know

696
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: a lot of people they always go, how should I

697
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: get in the stand up take a class? It's okay,

698
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah, it's you know, it to be too

699
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: cool to take a class. Just learn the joke structure.

700
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: And I always tell them start start with the most

701
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: embarrassing story about yourself and work out from there. I

702
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: think that's good. I always say, don't ever try to

703
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: write from your perspective, just right for someone else, and

704
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: that's better advice for someone like me, who I like

705
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: a homework assignment and I do better at other people's

706
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: homework than my own. And I also had no idea

707
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: what to say, so I was like, just write jokes

708
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: that you would submit to Sarah Silverman to say and

709
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: then just be that and then just say that. So

710
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: it was very much helpful for me to not be

711
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: like what do I care about? Because I didn't know

712
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: what I cared about or what I had to say

713
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 1: like right for someone else. So that was my tip,

714
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: But I like yours too. I'm trying to think of

715
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: my most embarrassing story though, wedding the bed. You know,

716
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: that was probably it, and I still don't know how

717
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: to really make that funny. I've tried too close to it.

718
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten over it yet. You've never said that

719
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: on stage. You've never talked about wedding the bet on stage.

720
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: What about? I mean that story is hilarious at school

721
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: when the girl fucking yeah. I mean, I've told the story,

722
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 1: but I've never made it into like stand up now

723
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: I should. I mean, it's already there, you know what

724
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean. I think a lot of these stories they're already.

725
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: It's just it's already. You just gotta tell them without.

726
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't need the biggest twist. It's already fucking hilarious. Yeah,

727
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: that will come out and it's own way some day

728
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: for sure. It's like the reason I do everything I think, Um,

729
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to yeah and words. I do

730
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: everything for words. Um, let's get to the next fan trax.

731
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: All right. This one comes from a listener named Innocence. Hi, Nikki,

732
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: Noah Andrew Besties Innocence, and I find myself with a

733
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: new ange. I worry that people are going to think

734
00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm could because I do certain things. For example, I

735
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: never repeat an outfit. I might repeat a garment, but

736
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: never an entire outfit. And once I've worn a garment

737
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: too many times to repeat it, I will turn it

738
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: into a completely different garment so I can add it

739
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: back to the rotation. But I don't actually think this

740
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: makes me cool. I just have ridiculous obsessive compulsive disorder.

741
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: And I feel like if I don't present the world

742
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: with an entirely new outfit every something today, that the

743
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: sun won't come up tomorrow. And I'm wondering if you

744
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: think you would be able to tell the difference between

745
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: and mental illness. Love everything you do. You've been my

746
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite comics since I was a child,

747
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you oh so very much. Thank you,

748
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: and jack Wagon is what I'm going to feel like

749
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: as soon as I hate the stop button. Probably I

750
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 1: never even heard wagon. I like that no innocence. Um,

751
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: obviously that is not fall under. But I'm glad that

752
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: you asked. Um, I'm glad that you're keeping the sun

753
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: coming out every day by changing your outfit. I think

754
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: it's a you know, we all have our things. I

755
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: have to knock on wood when I say something like,

756
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: I've never done that, Like I always have to knock

757
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: on wood. Um, that sounds like a fun one where

758
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: you can't repeat an outfit. I used to pray to God,

759
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 1: and I'd always have to be in a different position

760
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: when I prayed, or else it wouldn't come true. Um. Yeah,

761
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: these little obsessive compulsions. Um. Yeah, No, I think that

762
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: if you were like I can't repeat an outfit, because

763
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: then people won't think that I'm rich and have lots

764
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: of clothes. Like that would be a different thing. But um,

765
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: no mental illnesses. Never care I don't think even though

766
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: it may present itself as carey, it sounds like, I mean,

767
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: it's got to be expensive to not be able to

768
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: wear the same outfit. I mean, can you wear the

769
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: same outfit maybe a week? He won't wear like shoes

770
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: and the same jeans and the same socks and the

771
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: like he's gonna, he's gonna it also sounded like he

772
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: recreates the Harman like he uh right. I would like

773
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: to see some examples innocence of these outfits. I think, Um,

774
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm kind of inspired. I think that I don't really

775
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: repeat outfits either ever intentionally. I'm never like this is great,

776
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: this shoes and this shirt and this I think I

777
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: might be good about it. I might think I already

778
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: did this. I can't do it again. What will people

779
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: think part of me? Once? Uh? One of the weekend's

780
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: coming up? I want is there rent a runaway for guys? No.

781
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, like I want to start wearing

782
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: like really loud outfits on stage just as just A's

783
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: like almost like too like test me because I always

784
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: wear like the polo fucking stupid you know jacket with

785
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: jeans like and like I never or a black sweater

786
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: like it's it's so hard for me to be dress.

787
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to like get crazy, but something that

788
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: like where like my problem is every time we take

789
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: a photo of us on or of myself on stage,

790
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: like you every single show, you have this new outfit

791
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,439
Speaker 1: that you could post and it's like boom, like it's

792
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: just like flashy and awesome and cool, and then I

793
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: just look like, you know, an old fucking wet towel

794
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: every single time. That is the that's the curse and

795
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: beauty of being a woman is that you get to

796
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: change up your look a lot more than men get to. Um.

797
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 1: I would maybe implore besties to maybe loan you allowed

798
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: jacket or something when we go to cities the way

799
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: you can like just literally rent it from them, you know,

800
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: maybe set up some kind of runway off in our hotel. Yeah,

801
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: but I see what you're saying. Um, yeah, you want

802
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: to wear louder things in general, just to mix up

803
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,479
Speaker 1: the pictures. I hear what you're saying. Yeah, there's nothing

804
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: more boring than pictures of men doing stand up, like

805
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: how did Eddie Murphy? It's so boring to the it's

806
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: compelling because we're beautiful. We could do make up, we

807
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: could do a hair, we need men, it's always just

808
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: a T shirt just like it is so boring. And

809
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: when you're singing, you could make like a cool face.

810
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you made some cool faces in some of

811
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: the photos. This weekend. I think maybe it might be

812
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: about that, like doing funny things and getting more action shots. Now,

813
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: what about a photo funny one or an all red

814
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: leather outfit on like what gave him that look cool? Yeah,

815
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: he wasn't doing it for laughs, you know what I'm saying. No,

816
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,959
Speaker 1: I know, but even if he thought it looked cool,

817
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: look at machine Gun Kelly, look at what he wears,

818
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: look at what anyone you could do anything andrew that.

819
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: You just need to incorporate that style throughout your wardrobe.

820
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: Should I start wearing an all red leather outfit? I

821
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: mean maybe that's more. I think you love fashion my

822
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: fruit roll up suit? Yeah, that red? Yes, I don't know.

823
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: I be funny. I was just thinking that Harry Styles

824
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: thing that you're posting and he's rocking like a disco

825
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: ball on his body. I mean I would my body

826
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: would look insane in that same outfit. I mean, he

827
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: has the body where he can wear hot. What is

828
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 1: it about him? Because he's masculine, He's like, he's masculine, Wow,

829
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: feminine and just he just canna he's just he's free.

830
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: That's good. No, he's just confident. He looks like he's

831
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: wearing something that I didn't even think about what he

832
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: was wearing. I'm not even kidding you that. Like I

833
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: it's now coming up in my head, But it didn't

834
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: incur to me when I was looking at these clips

835
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: that he was in this like sequence like that. It

836
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: was just his his body, his face is like his movements.

837
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 1: It was just so erotic. God fuck yes, his body.

838
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: And he didn't see that. Oh yeah, I mean it

839
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: was all right, let's get to last fan tracks and

840
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: then we're gonna say goodbye for the weekend. This is

841
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: a good one to end with. Here's a message from

842
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: Katie Katie, Hi, Nikki, Andrew and no uh um. I'm

843
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: listening to pod right now, Record of the Year, um,

844
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: and I am listening to the part where you guys

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00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: are asking, like what you know, retail employees actually like

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Speaker 1: tending to customers. And of course I can't speak for everyone,

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00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: but I mean speaking for myself. When I worked in retail,

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00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: I actually quite liked when a customer wanted to interact

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00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: with me and wanted to be like friendly, impersonable, because

850
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm a friendly, impersonable person. And I was actually told

851
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: quite often to stop talking with my coworkers because I

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00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: was distracting them and myself. So I was just kind

853
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: of stuck being by myself all day, just folding clothes,

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00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: and so if a customer didn't interact with me, I

855
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: didn't have anyone to talk to. I was pretty much

856
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: just like bothering people like hey, how's your day, and

857
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: they were like fine and just walked away. So I

858
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: mean personally, I really liked talking with customers who wanted

859
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: to talk with me. I like being able to actually

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00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: help them and be like, oh, there's actually something I'm

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00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: contributing other than just folding clothes, you know, Yes, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to share that. Thank you. Also, talking my

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00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 1: a SMRs voice, I could, um you guys, Jack get good.

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00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: It's perfect for someone at work. Great, great, great to know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, um, I like that because I feel like

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00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: sometimes too, where I'm really chatting and I get bummed

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00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: out when someone doesn't want to chat with me and

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00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm trying to connect and um,

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00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: what an annoying boss. Whoever that boss was that told

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Speaker 1: her to calm it down. I hate that ship because

871
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: you go into these places and they're like they don't

872
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: even want you in there. No one's talking to each other.

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00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: You feel like you entered someone's else. That's really funny.

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00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: That's a bit when you go to a store and

875
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: you're like, am I did I wander into the house? Yeah?

876
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: Of like a frat house that no one wants to

877
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: talk to me. I don't know. Yeah, that's how it feels.

878
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: And I feel like this girl had the opposite of

879
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: that energy, you know what I mean. And someone was like, actually,

880
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: we're too cool here at fucking air Apostle for this,

881
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: yes or whatever. No, it sucks when someone like just

882
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: like kind of just makes someone feel bad about the

883
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: way they are, like the thing that they because that's

884
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 1: just who she is, is is someone who connects with people.

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00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: Because that manager is so either jealous of that energy

886
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: that she has and how good and how this girl

887
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: might like eclipse her or eclipse him, whoever it was.

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00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: I think it's that kind of like stop doing that

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00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: a lot of times in space and I can't do it,

890
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: so you can't, and it makes me feel bad that

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00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's nice to know. I'm gonna

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00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna try to make more eye contact

893
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: and look for those UM employees who are looking to

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00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: connect and make their job about more than just folding

895
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: things and like straightening racks, because yeah, it's nice to have.

896
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: It's so nice when you connect with humans and like

897
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: have a real moment with a stranger. Um, whether it

898
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: be an uber or whatever. But um, yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: good to hear. It's a good perspective to hear. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for that. Oh sorry, I just love

901
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: like if there's definitely times where like salespeople are just

902
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: trying to sell you ship, but then there's other times

903
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: where it's like they are actually being genuine and stuff

904
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 1: and then they try to sell you ship. It's fine.

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00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: You go there and everybody knows youthing and name buck.

906
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: I went in there in Austin. I didn't buy anything. Yeah. Yeah,

907
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't fashionable and it wasn't good. Doesn't feel to

908
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: not buy something You told me that you were like,

909
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: and I didn't buy anything. I felt great. I always

910
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: fill up my cards and then I just like click

911
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: out of the window and I'm like, I just saved

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00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars. Dude. I had a sweater my life.

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Speaker 1: I had a sweatter ready to go, but it was

914
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Speaker 1: ninety degrees in fucking Austin, So I didn't buy it.

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Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go because I gotta go do

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Speaker 1: a podcast with Dr Phil very decided and nervous. Uh yeah,

917
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Speaker 1: how's that working for you? Okay, guys, um, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening this week. We will be back

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Speaker 1: next week. See you this weekend in Florida, New Orleans,

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Speaker 1: and Nashville. And we love you so much. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for all your fan taxes. We'll see you

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Speaker 1: next week. Tobek and Jack Wait, what are those things

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Speaker 1: that like you throw Jack's Jack's Okay, Jack's