1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Hi, mabe, It's me La La Kent. Welcome back to 2 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 1: the bonus episode of podcast Day. I'm really I'm very 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: excited about this one because I have a really, really 4 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: good story. I can't use any name. I can't use 5 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: any names before we start. This has nothing to do 6 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: with anything. I don't know when this is gonna air. 7 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: But there's this basketball player Easton taught me about. I'm 8 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: sure the entire nation knows who she is, if not 9 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: the world. She plays for Iowa. Her name's Caitlin Clark 10 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: and apparently she's just like sud I know who she is, right, 11 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: so I didn't know, and. 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,879 Speaker 2: She's about her business. 13 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: I saw the videos that Easton showed me of the 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 1: barstool guy. Remind me of his name. I'm blanking Dave 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: Dave Portnoy running like a montage of all these people 16 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: just like hating on this girl. But I just read 17 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: Lisa Leslie, who's like a fucking star w NBA player 18 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 1: actually really has her back a lot. And we're recording 19 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: this today. This was already three days ago, so we're 20 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: gonna be late to the game, but that's standard. 21 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 3: We'll get there. 22 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: She's She told Sporting News that Caitlin Clark should be 23 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: on the team USA for the twenty twenty four Olympics, 24 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: going as far to say, I don't know how you 25 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: leave the country without her, And I was like, you 26 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: know what, I really appreciate this because I feel like 27 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: she's gotten so much hate for no fucking reason. It's 28 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: not like she's she's not. 29 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 4: Like on Bravo talking. 30 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: She's like literally going onto a court dribbling a ball 31 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: and shooting okay, like I'm doing really wow. So I 32 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: don't understand. And it's been mostly men that I've seen 33 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: who are like really uplifting her and know this is 34 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: not about me. I like seeing that Lisa Leslie who 35 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: actually has like she holds. 36 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 3: Weight when it comes. 37 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: Yes, when it comes to women in basketball. I love 38 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 1: seeing her talk about Caitlyn Clark this way. It is 39 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: it's tough to be a check I think in any 40 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 1: in any industry. 41 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 5: And that's the but hold on here, you just said it. 42 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 5: Every guy is raising her up. It's only this girls 43 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 5: that are tearing her down. And what she's doing for 44 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 5: the w NBA is getting them paid more. Like that's 45 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 5: the thing. All these women that hate her, She's making 46 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 5: their paychecks. Bigger, right, Just so, that's what's crazy to 47 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 5: me is it's women hating on other women because only 48 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 5: the NBA is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark and pushing her. 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 5: And I love that because they want the w NBA 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 5: to what were you gonna say? 51 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 6: To do well in this year for the Women's March Madness. 52 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 6: They set records re. 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 3: Viewers for it because of her, because of. 54 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 6: Her Angel Reese and a couple of other stars that 55 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 6: they've had going on. And what's kind of cool about 56 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 6: Kaitlyn Clark. She's so good that ice Cube even offered 57 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 6: her a contract to play in the Big Big Three 58 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 6: instead of going to the w NBA. He's offering her 59 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 6: five million dollars did they offer her? Not that she 60 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 6: gets drafted. So this so the day we're recording is 61 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 6: the day of the w NBA draft, So she does 62 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 6: get drafted today. So I am not too sure on 63 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 6: what the contract will look like, but I am assuming 64 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 6: that the Big three contract the ice Cube is offering 65 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 6: her is gonna be bigger. 66 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be way bigger than what the w 67 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 2: NBA can offer. 68 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's incredible that, Yeah, someone is 69 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: finally because like the stuff you showed me Eastern. I mean, 70 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: these these chicks like. 71 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 4: Were dragging ragging her. 72 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I understand if she was like in 73 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: the world I'm in, Like, we're all kind of going 74 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: at each other, right, and for the most part it 75 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: is chicks on chicks and not in the hot way. Yeah, 76 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: I'm guilty of it. Other people who don't know any 77 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: of us are guilty of it. But like women in sports, 78 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, come on, man, you're supposed to. Yeah. Anyway, 79 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: I love the topic that we chose for today, Thank. 80 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 4: You, prod Sir John and Dennis. You guys, by the way, 81 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 4: O say we I mean y'all, which. 82 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 7: Was was started because I went to text Dennis and 83 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 7: producer John yesterday and accidentally texted Dennis and coach Josh 84 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 7: in a group text asking for a clip, asking for 85 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 7: a clip of the show, and then Coach Josh texted 86 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 7: me like, hey, not sure what you're talking about, but 87 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 7: don't have any clips. 88 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 4: Oh whoops. 89 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: So yeah, two different worlds I know, colliding colliding. Wait 90 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,479 Speaker 1: is coach Josh the one that's like, hey, by the way, 91 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: this content is not for the podcast. 92 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 4: No, my whole gym is like that what happened in 93 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 4: class today? Not for the now they know to say that. 94 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 4: I love that. 95 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Read If you guys don't know and you 96 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: don't follow us on the gram, remember to follow us 97 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: on the gram at give them all a pod and 98 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: you will see us post the Q and a's and 99 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: also the uh what's it called? Topic for the bonus episode? 100 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: What is the topic? 101 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 7: The prompt this week, you guys, was text slash emails 102 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 7: You've accidentally sent to the wrong person and I've heard 103 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 7: you both have a story. Yeah, oh, oh my god, 104 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 7: this is exciting, exciting. 105 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 4: Ah, I loved this one. 106 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: Tell me okay, still to this day, you guys, I 107 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: don't know how my okay, and I'm just gonna call 108 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 1: him my ex okay, Okay, I'm not gonna tell you 109 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: which one. Okay, not gonna tell you which one. I 110 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: haven't dated many people, but just so you know, I 111 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: have more than one. I don't have fifteen, but I 112 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 1: got more than one. It's an X and I don't 113 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: still to this day, don't know how he knew what 114 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: I said. Okay. I'd like to think that it was 115 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: a text. Maybe it was a voice no, and when 116 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: you listen to it, you know how it disappears. It 117 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: could have been my Apple watch. I got rid of 118 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: my Apple Watch. I get out of the car. The 119 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: car could have heard it. My car could have been 120 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 1: LinkedIn youtobe disconnected that quick fucking But I I was 121 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: going in all right about my exes mom and dad 122 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: going the fuck off, and I was outside. I was outside, 123 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 1: I could see if it were like, there's no one around, 124 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: so it wasn't the car. 125 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 2: I thought you were in the car. 126 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,599 Speaker 1: I was unpacking the car. Oh packing the car. I 127 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 1: was getting ship out of the carcase outside. It could 128 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 1: have been the car or the watch. The watch, But 129 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: I was like, it's about the parents, Okay, my ex's parents. 130 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: I'm going off on them, talking about how unfortunate she is, 131 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: how unfortunate the husband is. I'm like, she's worried. No 132 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: one wants to fuck her husband. Have you seen him? 133 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,839 Speaker 1: She doesn't even want to fuck her husband. I was 134 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 1: just like losing my mind, being like and then she 135 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 1: thinks that she looks good and like all her designer ship. 136 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 3: And her husband doesn't want to fuck her. 137 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I said, she thinks she looks good in 138 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 1: her designer ship she's still busted. I was like, going 139 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: off to my own mom, okay, to my. 140 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 2: Own about it. 141 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: I all of this said, I don't think I've ever 142 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: gone this heavy the pain on anybody. Okay, there were 143 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: no witnesses right being filmed. 144 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 3: I'm going off right verbally. 145 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: I get a text from my eggs and he verbatim 146 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: sends me He was like, how dare you speak about 147 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: my parents this way? Yeah? I mean it ended the 148 00:07:54,360 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: relationship obviously perfect. He's writes exactly what I said, and 149 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: I couldn't recover because I did say those things. 150 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 4: What did you say? 151 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: Did you admit that I said? I said, I think 152 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: it's been made quite clear that I don't like your parents. 153 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm just going to take that out 154 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: that anymore. And I said, and next, I'd like to 155 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 1: apologize that you heard those things, okay, and it was 156 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: not meant for your ears. It was meant for just 157 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: my mom. And to be quite honest, I'm offended that 158 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: you would even send me this message because I'm sure 159 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 1: that you've spoken about me in a certain way. When 160 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: you're venting to someone, some things are not meant for 161 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: other people's ears. It's not productive you flip it on that, 162 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: but just say, I apologize. You had to hear those things. 163 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 2: Now. 164 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: You know, I don't really like your parents, and I 165 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: don't think they're fuckable either, So. 166 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,320 Speaker 7: I'm sorry that you were offended that I spoke about 167 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 7: your parents that way, and maybe you should not speak 168 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 7: to me that way. 169 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: X No, but I stand by what I said. There 170 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 1: are certain things that were not meant for your years. Yeah, 171 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 1: you should not have told. 172 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 5: It happened to me, goes well, I just told him that, yes, 173 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 5: I said it, and some things are not meant for 174 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 5: ry or I. 175 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 3: Was like, oh god. So now he was just thinking, 176 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 3: like how much more ship? Is she talking about? A lot? 177 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 3: A lot I know. 178 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 1: And by the way, by the way, had the roles 179 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,439 Speaker 1: been reversed, I would say, that's the. 180 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 8: Universe, that ship. What's done in the dark, what comes. 181 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 3: To the light? She preaches about it so much it 182 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 3: turned on her. 183 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:48,839 Speaker 4: Hey, I felt. 184 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: Right about it. It was like the way lifted all that. 185 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 4: Is wild in the dark. 186 00:09:53,480 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: Like I just went, I'm I'm. 187 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:06,599 Speaker 8: Sorry, right, I was like, yeah, your mama is busted 188 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 8: and so is your dad. 189 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,199 Speaker 4: And I go ahead. 190 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,960 Speaker 1: He pretends that he's rich, he's broke. 191 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:15,960 Speaker 4: You went in. 192 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 3: She always for forgiveness. 193 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 4: Probably walked saw him a few minutes later. 194 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: Hey, sweetie, you know what my mom says. Truth hurts, 195 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: truth arts. 196 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,560 Speaker 4: Oh my god, ruth hurts. That is wild. 197 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I forgot about it. 198 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 4: Oh it's good. 199 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm a really good person. Oh no, I'm loving the episode. 200 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: So no not yeah, well, all both of yours are 201 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: gonna stuck compared to mine. 202 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:59,679 Speaker 5: I was working at the golf course. Oh okay, you 203 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 5: Mary Lynne, our grandmother was alive, and Lynn Langren was Yeah, okay, so. 204 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: Mary Mormon, very Mormon grandma. 205 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 4: Okay, we love her, love her. 206 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 1: She's a momo. Oh okay, okay, so. 207 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 5: But no, yeah, so Lynn Langren Mary Lynn grandmother boss 208 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,600 Speaker 5: kind of in the same family. 209 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 2: I was trying to text. 210 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 1: Marriage and Brandon stepped out. My older brother stepped out. 211 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 2: So he's family. He's great, He's taking care of me, 212 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 2: a great guy. 213 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 5: I was trying to text Grandma that I was coming 214 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 5: over for scones, all of this, how much I loved her, 215 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 5: sent it to Lynn and he like, I mean that 216 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,720 Speaker 5: was the only thing, and he was just like, hey, 217 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 5: I never. 218 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 3: Knew that you thought about me. Like this. He was like, 219 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,520 Speaker 3: I'd love to have you. 220 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 4: I was just a fucking confused. He didn't like Hey. 221 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 4: Graham was like. 222 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 5: I just said, I just said, hey, coming over today 223 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 5: for lunch. I'm very excited. 224 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,600 Speaker 4: To see you. I love you. 225 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 3: Nothing like hey. Graham's just like hey, I'm coming over. 226 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,760 Speaker 5: And then I get a text back from Lynn Langry 227 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 5: and I'm reading the throat and I'm like, all right, 228 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 5: this is weird coming from my boss. And then I 229 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,680 Speaker 5: look up and I go that's weird for me to 230 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 5: say my boss. 231 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 6: I called him immediately. 232 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 3: I was like, yo, that was to Mary Lynn. 233 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 2: He goes, oh, maybe that makes more sense. 234 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 3: Oh, I was justly Lynn. So yeah, Mary Lynn, if 235 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 3: that were me, I. 236 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:31,680 Speaker 7: Would have been in the bullet and coming over, like 237 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 7: went over his house, had some. 238 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 1: Scones, made the best scones. 239 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,200 Speaker 5: And by the way, I knew him well enough, but 240 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,320 Speaker 5: like I, I didn't text you back. I immediately called him 241 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 5: and I was like, Lynn, that was for Mary Lynn. 242 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 3: And he just started dying. 243 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 5: He was like oh yeah, he goes, I thought, you know, 244 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 5: working for me. Now, you were just trying to get 245 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 5: a bit closer. I was like, oh, I was like whatever, 246 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 5: you want to know. 247 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: It would never take advantage of going anywhere except Grandma 248 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 1: bees her scones, which were actually. 249 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 4: Been benetn and scones. Huge difference, the biggest difference. 250 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 3: So we learned that scones in Utah are beignets. 251 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 7: We call stones right, weird, weird, possibly offensive to beignet. 252 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,080 Speaker 1: It is very now that I've learned. And I learned 253 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,840 Speaker 1: on curby your enthusiasm because he was eating the scone 254 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:26,320 Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's a scone that's like a rectangular biscuit. 255 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: Apparently those stone snones are dry sometimes, not the ones 256 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,959 Speaker 1: we have with Grandma's homemade honey butter. 257 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,439 Speaker 4: That sounds delicious. 258 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it wasn't like just like a. 259 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 1: Couple of years was better than mine. Yeah, you have 260 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 1: a good heart. 261 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,360 Speaker 4: You both have really good ones. 262 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 7: Mine sucks and mine would it makes me look like 263 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 7: a bad person. 264 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 1: I'm so in the same boat. Multiple people, hundreds of 265 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 1: thousands of if not millions, maybe even more people have 266 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 1: stories like this. The difference is they don't tell anybody, 267 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: so maybe their friend and then no one cares. Right, 268 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: they have the luxury like everyone wants to sit here. Judge, 269 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 1: X Y and Z for Vanner, Pump Rules or Beverly Hills. 270 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all are just as fucking shitty the luxury 271 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 1: of no documentation, all right, Like, shut the fuck. 272 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 5: Upright right, You're all normal and it is a luxury luxury, 273 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 5: so just taking it. 274 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 1: Run, yes, and be quiet, So tell us, horrible person. 275 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 7: It's not even that exciting, you guys. But it's the 276 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 7: only one I could think of, which is weird. I know, 277 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 7: I have a ton lived in a house when I 278 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 7: went to Belmont University and Nashville. 279 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 4: Lived in a house with five girls. 280 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 7: Well there was five of us total, and it was 281 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 7: just I was in the kitchen one morning with I 282 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 7: won't name them, I love them both, but with two 283 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 7: of my girlfriends who lived there. One of my girlfriends 284 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 7: was telling a story and it was just a long 285 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 7: winded story, like I tell stories like this. 286 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 4: It's like when are you gonna the fuck up? 287 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 7: So she's telling the story and I'm sitting there and 288 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 7: I'm looking at her and looking at my other friend 289 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 7: and I pick up my phone and I. 290 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 4: Say, when will this fucking story end? 291 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 7: But I'm looking at the one telling the story, so 292 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,600 Speaker 7: I send it to her. Mind you I send it 293 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,560 Speaker 7: to her and there's no unsent at the time. Of course, 294 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 7: that just came into fruition. 295 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 4: So I hear it go. 296 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 7: And I go, and I look and she I'm thinking 297 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 7: that I am immediately panicking, and she's telling the story 298 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 7: and she picks up her phone and I'm like, fuck, 299 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 7: fuck fuck, and so I you, guys, this is good. 300 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 7: I'll double down. By the way, No way am I 301 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 7: gonna sit here and be like, I'm so sorry. I'm 302 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 7: doubling down. So my brain goes, what am I gonna do? 303 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 7: How am I gonna play this off? I quickly go 304 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 7: to Google. I google recipe. I don't even forget what. 305 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 7: I take screenshots of, just a random recipe. It was 306 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 7: like Gumbo or some shit. And I quickly send the 307 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 7: screenshot follow up after that text, and then I go 308 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 7: because I'm gonna I'm gonna bite the bullets somehow, but 309 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 7: it's gonna be less than like what the real situation is. 310 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 4: So then I go. So she looks at the. 311 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 7: Phone, and you can tell immediate reaction is she sees 312 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 7: the text and she knows this is so she looks 313 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,720 Speaker 7: and she goes and then the the ding of the 314 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,960 Speaker 7: recipe comes in and then I text and I go, sorry, 315 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 7: I mean, I mean to be paying attention to your story, 316 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 7: but I'm I'm looking at this fucking recipe and like, 317 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 7: look at the story, like it will not you know 318 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 7: how on recipe blogs they like tell their and I go, 319 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 7: it will not end. Thank god, you devotus, because it 320 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 7: was I hadn't. I just clicked on the first recipe. 321 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 7: It so happened to be a blog. And she's like, 322 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 7: and so the bullet I took was sorry, I'm not 323 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 7: listening to you, and and then she like believed it, 324 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 7: and she goes, oh, yeah, that's annoying, but listen to 325 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 7: my story. And I was like, she didn't put two 326 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 7: and two together. Oh sorry, sorry, okay, anyway, keep going. 327 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 7: I hadn't been on my phone, but that that and 328 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 7: I I and she believed me. 329 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: And you know what, though, I those those are very 330 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: annoying when I want to see people out. Yeah, Like 331 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 1: I was looking for sheep Cake Texas sheet cake it's 332 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: and the blog was like telling me when they started 333 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: making sheet cake. I was like, I don't know. 334 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 7: They gone, They're like back in eighteen sixty four, my grandpa, 335 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 7: and it's like who gives. 336 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 4: A foot I can read those. I don't. 337 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,640 Speaker 7: I mean, I think I love stay at home moms, 338 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,880 Speaker 7: but I think a lot of stay at home moms. 339 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,439 Speaker 7: It's like, oh sweet, I think it's like a community. 340 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 9: I love cookbook to get it does yeah blanco, Yeah, 341 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 9: the producer, right, yeah, yeah, he gets so on Instagram, 342 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,359 Speaker 9: he just goes, smokes up. 343 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:48,680 Speaker 1: He'll was him eating soup and then he goes, I 344 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: knew it was a bowl. Were you ever a pothead? 345 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 4: I smoked a little in college, all right, so no, yeah, 346 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,360 Speaker 4: we knew. 347 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 5: But yeah, So we made a cookbook and he was 348 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 5: like his biggest thing was like every time I look 349 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 5: at a recipe, he goes, it takes like forty five 350 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,680 Speaker 5: fucking minutes to make, and he goes, So I made 351 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 5: a recipe book that everything in there takes ten minutes. 352 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,920 Speaker 3: But by it, I know the French toast, all of. 353 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: These things amaze. 354 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,919 Speaker 2: It's just like a potheads mixture, and the know it's 355 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,480 Speaker 2: gonna be great. 356 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 4: That's all right. 357 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 1: Well, let's saddle up, partner, let's talk about what's it called? 358 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 4: Oh this is there's so many good ones. There's so many. 359 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,920 Speaker 3: I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of good. 360 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 4: Work, a lot of good work. Ones. 361 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,800 Speaker 7: There is this one sent my boss quote she's a witch. 362 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,400 Speaker 7: So texted her boss she's a witch, and then convinced 363 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 7: her I was talking about my stepmom, so kind of 364 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,160 Speaker 7: the same thing, like I'm sure her boss got that, 365 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,280 Speaker 7: and they were in the same room, and then she's like, 366 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 7: talking about my step mom. 367 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,880 Speaker 4: Would you believe that? 368 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 3: I wouldn't believe that. 369 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, because I'd be like, why don't you 370 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,359 Speaker 1: just tell me that to my face? We're in the 371 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: same room. Yeah no, But I mean, I appreciate anyone 372 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:57,439 Speaker 1: who can recover because when you send, I'm sure I 373 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,239 Speaker 1: know for a fact. I just couldn't think of one 374 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: right off the top of my head, except for that 375 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 1: one that I vividly remember, which technically wasn't even me 376 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 1: sending it. No, it was just sent without my knowledge period. 377 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: But there's many times where I've accidentally because I think 378 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 1: about who I'm texting. There have been there has been a. 379 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 4: Time what. 380 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 1: I am a shitty person? 381 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,040 Speaker 4: We are? 382 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: We are? I remember, and it was I think one 383 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: of like my high school friends, and I sent a 384 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,720 Speaker 1: skating text about them to them. Because sometimes when I 385 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,679 Speaker 1: think about the name, I type. 386 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 4: That name that people do. That's how it happens. 387 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,919 Speaker 1: And then can I tell you? I was like, just 388 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: copied and pasted this to you. So and so just 389 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,200 Speaker 1: said this about you. 390 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,959 Speaker 4: You put it on an actual other person. 391 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 1: I didn't give a name. I said that it was 392 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,919 Speaker 1: like from a girl from another school. I was like, 393 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,200 Speaker 1: we yeah, And. 394 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:01,879 Speaker 4: Did they buy it? 395 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 1: Of course they did. See I was like, I'm gonna 396 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: find I don't find out her name. They only explained 397 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: what she looked like. Do you know who this girl is? 398 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 1: She was a Cottonwood High school. 399 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 9: That bad story for this lady. 400 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: I took it deep. Well, I felt horrible, But can 401 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,000 Speaker 1: I tell you because I know what it's like to 402 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: go deep like that. It's like once I started getting older, 403 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: I was like, this is exhausting. I'm just gonna be honest, 404 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: you know. And if I end up with no friends, 405 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 1: so be it, so be it. And here I am 406 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:49,280 Speaker 1: with no friends, lonely, sad. 407 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's so funny with no friends. 408 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 4: Okay, I literally send a full on neude. 409 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,680 Speaker 8: No no, wait, no, keep going to say a friend 410 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 8: to my dad. 411 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 4: I'm sick. I'm literally getting lightheaded. 412 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 1: This is where I know that my dad thinks that 413 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 1: I don't kidnpped. 414 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,119 Speaker 4: Okay, what are you doing though? What are you doing? 415 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 4: You send a full. 416 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: Calling him, calling him and saying, Dad, I need you 417 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 1: to give your phone. I don't care if it's a coworker, 418 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 1: a friend. They need to delete what I just sent you. 419 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,200 Speaker 1: Do not, I repeat, do not look at your text 420 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 1: messages from me, one hundred percent. That's what you do. 421 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,479 Speaker 4: That's what you do. 422 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 1: That's what you're going to vomit. 423 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 7: And my dad would be so disappointed, but I or 424 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 7: I'd be like I was sending you to my doctor 425 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,360 Speaker 7: some ship to be like, what is the poseual? 426 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,919 Speaker 3: Sorry? I was sending that to doctor doctor. 427 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 5: What are you doing? 428 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,440 Speaker 2: The vibrator you It's like, what are you guys doing? 429 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 1: I'm anvo Oh no, okay, I'm feeling very vulnerable and 430 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: exposed right now. 431 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:04,440 Speaker 4: You are? 432 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,919 Speaker 7: Why from that that? 433 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 3: No, it's hitting too close to home. 434 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: No. There was a time though, where Dad, Dad told Mom, 435 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: I don't want SO and so sleeping over anymore because 436 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: I think they're having sex because I heard them and 437 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: I was like the one that got away, the tall 438 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,480 Speaker 1: hot one high school. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna 439 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,679 Speaker 1: out him on. It's like married with a family. Now, 440 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 1: I don't need that. 441 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,439 Speaker 3: They don't need that. 442 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 1: And I was like, no, but yes, but I'm like, 443 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: I don't know what he's talking about. Was he on 444 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: ambient again? 445 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 4: Was talking. 446 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,640 Speaker 7: Because the thought of your parents hearing your your dad 447 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,560 Speaker 7: hearing your sex. 448 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: No made me physically ill. But I was convicted. 449 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,159 Speaker 4: You're lying to us. 450 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up. 451 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 5: My poor dad is so like the door shut, like 452 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,639 Speaker 5: to go to the pool room. 453 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,919 Speaker 2: Well, first of all, knock make yourself a no. 454 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: But why would he knock take it out of a 455 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 1: common area in the basement that's. 456 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 4: Common No, he never goes to the base where the 457 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,680 Speaker 4: table is. 458 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not common area. And at three am that's 459 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 3: a common area. 460 00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,639 Speaker 1: You're living at their house, not paying rent. 461 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 4: Where the. 462 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 3: Like I was in high school? 463 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:28,399 Speaker 1: So why would he think I better knock on this door? 464 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 3: All I know is he walked room is closed. 465 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,919 Speaker 5: Well, then he want to walk in there too, but 466 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 5: he opened the door, so the door shut. Then I 467 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 5: look up and it's kind of half and I'm thinking, 468 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 5: So I look at my phone and he text me, 469 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,399 Speaker 5: he goes, you better not be doing what it looks. 470 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 3: Like you're doing. 471 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,040 Speaker 4: You stop it, stop it. And he knew exactly you 472 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,280 Speaker 4: were straight up doggy style. Probably he knew exactly what 473 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 4: you were doing. 474 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,919 Speaker 5: It was with the girl that goes on the freeway 475 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 5: it is windy. 476 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, was this before after that? 477 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,920 Speaker 3: I think it would have been the same night. 478 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,120 Speaker 1: No, But like, had she put her hand out the window, I. 479 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 3: Was taking her home from that night? 480 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,760 Speaker 4: Your dad's did you better not listen? 481 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 2: It better not be you better not be doing what 482 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 2: it looks like you're doing. 483 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: He's in there's no way you were seventeen. 484 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 3: No, I was out of high school. I was out 485 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,119 Speaker 3: of high school. I just said eighteen. I was, probably, 486 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 3: But it was with that girl. 487 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 2: It was that with that girl. 488 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: Your balls hadn't even dropped into that girl's mouth, into the. 489 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,920 Speaker 4: Eclipse light they did. Oh that's not this episode, wasn't. 490 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,159 Speaker 1: That was a couple of weeks ago. 491 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:40,879 Speaker 7: So big shout out to your dad though, for seeing 492 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 7: it and then walking away, because you bet your bottom dollar, 493 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 7: Jake or Amy, Maybe not Amy, Jake. Would I kicked 494 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 7: in the door and in the door and be like, 495 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 7: what the hell it was? 496 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 3: My daughter? 497 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 4: Yes? 498 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,840 Speaker 3: If it was my daughter. I'd bust in there too, 499 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 3: Oh son, son a little different. 500 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:08,400 Speaker 1: I did hell a ship on that couch, Cheryl, the couch. 501 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,120 Speaker 2: Better than. 502 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,400 Speaker 4: So much demon. Oh no, so much juice on that couch? 503 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 5: You what'd Taylor? 504 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 3: Me and Taylor were watching pieces over and you. 505 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 5: Taylor goes, do you really feel good giving this to 506 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,120 Speaker 5: the man? It's shorter moving it here than somewhere else. 507 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,400 Speaker 1: In the whole podcast there. 508 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 5: You're allowed to do what you want on your Couch's true, That's. 509 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 4: Why it's like that. 510 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,600 Speaker 1: I feel better about me couches. 511 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 5: Sounds like you're going to take a secondary couch. Just 512 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:52,320 Speaker 5: know there might be premarital sections, You may. 513 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,960 Speaker 3: Have unborn kids just on that couch. 514 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 7: No, I can guarantee you there's come on any of 515 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,240 Speaker 7: your couches that you make. 516 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,640 Speaker 8: A black. 517 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 4: From anyone. 518 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280 Speaker 2: I don't feel bad, but I do a little. 519 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 4: There's a lot of nudies sent to your dad's people. 520 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 1: You really got your dad on your mind when you're 521 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: sending the nudy, probably thinking like, God, my dad would 522 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,399 Speaker 1: kill you for this. 523 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 4: Dad. 524 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,360 Speaker 7: I sent a full frontal shot of my naked husband 525 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 7: to my dad on Christmin Hold up, who are you 526 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 7: sending who. 527 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 4: Are you sending a full frontal of your naked husband? 528 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 1: To let me tell you something. My husband, my future husband, 529 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,200 Speaker 1: who I assume is gonna be fine, six four, hung 530 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: like a horse, tall, dark and handsome. Y'all are all 531 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 1: getting full frontals of my man when they're rish. 532 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,639 Speaker 5: Like, we're all wanting just to receive that. I'm going 533 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 5: to send my husband's noons and everyone. 534 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: Well, I've seen some of my friend's husbands, and I'm 535 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,639 Speaker 1: sure they do want to see it. 536 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 3: Settled on the plane. 537 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,479 Speaker 1: I'm totally kidding. Again, as Jessica pointed out, I have 538 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: no friends, which, by the way, Uni also pointed out. 539 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,879 Speaker 1: She was like, you know, fucking people on the internet. 540 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: All they're saying is like, you have no friends. I'm like, 541 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,200 Speaker 1: they're right, No. I was like, well, I could also 542 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,359 Speaker 1: start collecting fans and make them friends. 543 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 3: Else does moving on? 544 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: Moving on? 545 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,879 Speaker 7: Oh no, that's what everyone says. I am, she's just 546 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 7: a fan kissing your ass. 547 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 1: That's okay, she's on fucking payroll. She better kiss my ass. 548 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 4: I better kiss her ass. 549 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,840 Speaker 1: Okay, But can I say something, Jessica, there was a 550 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: time where like we were talking about pay or something 551 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,919 Speaker 1: me and the team for Jessica whatever, and they're like, 552 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: you know, we just want to make sure that, like 553 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 1: when you guys go out to dinner, like she's not 554 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 1: clocking in for that. I'm like, Jessica and I don't 555 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: go to dinner. They're like, you guys don't hang out. 556 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, my employee do. I love her a lot? Yes, 557 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 1: but like we've been to dinner one time. 558 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,080 Speaker 4: Once and I cannot. By the way, that's all hilarious. 559 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 7: Imagining me like clocking any any outside worktime I'm with Lala. 560 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 7: Can you imagine me at the playground with Lal and 561 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,960 Speaker 7: Ocean clocking it is. 562 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 4: Me at Ocean's birthday party? 563 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: Locked? All right, we have time for one more. 564 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 7: Okay, accidentally sent my best friend a screenshot of me 565 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 7: asking if her pick is face tuned, so being like, 566 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 7: is this bitch face tuning herself to the girl. 567 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 4: That is bad ass? You could get out of it, though, you. 568 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 5: Could get depending if unless you said is this bitch 569 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 5: face too? 570 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 2: Then it's a bit difficult. 571 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: But by the way, but even if it was, I 572 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 1: I hope that she did say is this bitch face tuning? 573 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Speaker 1: Because then it's a it's an open like, hey, babe, 574 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,280 Speaker 1: I'm actually glad that went to you. Like your face 575 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: tuning way too much and people are talking about how 576 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 1: you look nothing like your picture. 577 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 4: People being was like texting you, what do you mean. 578 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,920 Speaker 7: Like like they're the ones talking ship, We're all talking shit. 579 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: I'm just the one who accidentally sent to you. So 580 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: now I'm going to take one for the team and 581 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,200 Speaker 1: say face. 582 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 3: But maybe I feel it don't look like yeah. 583 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 2: Maybe that's like saying you got something in your teeth. 584 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,040 Speaker 1: I'd want to remember. 585 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 7: Do you remember the era where everyone was over smoothing. 586 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 1: Well, they would just go like this the whole picture photo. 587 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: It is the elder women still do that, like ones 588 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,360 Speaker 1: that are like in their sixties. 589 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 3: Oh like our mother. 590 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 4: No, your mom doesn't do it at all. 591 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 5: She doesn't know how to say Lisa, But Lisa does. 592 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,560 Speaker 3: She posts them just raw, nothing at all that. 593 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 5: Every time I see it, I'm like, why is one 594 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 5: of my eyes shut the other one open? 595 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: See the photos that she said, we're so good of 596 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,320 Speaker 1: me and Madison at her wedding, No, I have to 597 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 1: know Madison's eyes are closed. I'm on the other one. 598 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,240 Speaker 1: My eyes are closed. She's like, those are great, and 599 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 1: then sends them to me. I was like, these are 600 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,080 Speaker 1: all you got of my best friend getting married? They're 601 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 1: They're all that's all we have. 602 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 4: No, but there's a professional photographer in site. 603 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: No, No, they didn't. They didn't have a photographer. 604 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,600 Speaker 2: No, so all you have was Lisa. 605 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, goes, this is so on brand for I was like, 606 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 1: you're right, I'm just gonna say it's great. 607 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 4: Whatever. 608 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,640 Speaker 1: The professional photographer what? 609 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:34,479 Speaker 4: No, there was no photographer. Wow, Okay. 610 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 7: I sent a nude to multiple guys at once and 611 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,480 Speaker 7: actually included in a group text, and all of them 612 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,160 Speaker 7: the one had iPhones saw it was. 613 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,640 Speaker 4: A group two. 614 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 1: That is my hero. 615 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 3: She's my hero. 616 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 4: Fuck looks good. 617 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 7: Hi, I love That's so fucking what. 618 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 4: I know. 619 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: I text it like I don't have time for this ship. 620 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 5: I was even telling Jen to just send a nude out. 621 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 5: What are these women that are just freaking and they 622 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,760 Speaker 5: sending nudes? 623 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 3: I need one. 624 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,760 Speaker 1: These are my followers and I love them. I'm like, 625 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 1: you know what, you guys are the people who are 626 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,560 Speaker 1: like out here embracing your bodies. I love that ship 627 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 1: to your dad and writing it. 628 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,400 Speaker 3: You know what. 629 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: I love an honest bitch. 630 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 4: We love you sending group text nudes? 631 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 3: How many people you got? 632 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 1: So many? You're talking to so many dudes, like I 633 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: don't have time. 634 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 4: Renamed the group text like nude. 635 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 3: From Jess You show everybody. 636 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 5: Could you imagine like going to like I got it. 637 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,320 Speaker 4: It'll be like, oh, I saw you in the group. 638 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,880 Speaker 1: They can now schedule their appointments that way. You know, 639 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: you know what, You a bad bitch, girl. We're happy, 640 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,320 Speaker 1: we're happy you're here. 641 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 4: One at least. 642 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 1: Stop solictening me from my from my listeners. Let me, 643 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, oh my baby's gonna come out so happy. 644 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 1: You guys, I've been laughing so much, which is another 645 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: reason why I'm just so happy to be living the 646 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 1: way that we're living right now. I'm just so grateful 647 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 1: me too. 648 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,280 Speaker 4: That makes me happy. 649 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: Law and she is the energy baby s because I 650 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: do have the name is the Energizer Bunny. 651 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:49,000 Speaker 7: Of babies, the energizer freaking bunny baby seashell, that's stop. 652 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 1: No one's gonna guess it's in fact, in fact production, 653 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 1: it's not the production. They were trying to guess. And 654 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: I was like, you're not ever gonna guess. 655 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 4: No, Well, no, he's ever gonna know. But let me 656 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 4: tell you. 657 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 7: If you tease the theme because she almost did it 658 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 7: on Amazon Live, people are gonna guess. 659 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 4: So don't tease the theme. 660 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,920 Speaker 1: I'm not teasing anything, all right, you guys. Thank you 661 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,640 Speaker 1: for listening to another episode of the Bonus give them 662 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,160 Speaker 1: all a podcast. Oh I need to take a nap now. 663 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,400 Speaker 1: I laughed a lot. Thank you guys for listening. I 664 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,120 Speaker 1: love you so much. I'll catch you. I'll catch you 665 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 1: next time. 666 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,880 Speaker 4: Bye bye.