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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and here in America,

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Speaker 1: we have a special relationship with our in laws, and

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Speaker 1: today we call a woman who, how do I put

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Speaker 1: this lightly has a frosty relationship with her mother in law. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: and now the woman what we're pranking here, recently put

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Speaker 1: on a holiday party last month which her mother in

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Speaker 1: law attended, and even though she did get a few

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Speaker 1: disapproving looks, in her mind it went fine.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Until she receives a phone call from our own Alexis

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Speaker 1: Fuller to tell her not so fast, because so much

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Speaker 1: needed change is in order. In your phone, tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Shana.

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Speaker 2: Who's this We never met? My name is Zoe. I

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Speaker 2: worked for Colleen, your mother in law.

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Speaker 3: What what do you what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she just hired me. I'm her new personal assistant.

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Speaker 3: She has a personal assistant.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, she's a busy lady. You know now that

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Speaker 2: she's not working.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay, I mean she hasn't worked in decades.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that true? Fun, I'm a little jealous.

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Speaker 3: Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, I'm just calling. Can we go over the

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Speaker 2: list real quick?

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Speaker 3: A list?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she had me take notes earlier today because she

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Speaker 2: didn't want to forget everything that happened at your holiday party.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Your holiday party? Right?

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Speaker 4: You hosted one, I guess, Yeah, I had the whole

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Speaker 4: family over for the holidays.

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Speaker 3: What list are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Well, just some little things Colleen thought you could improve on.

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Speaker 4: She gave you a list of things that I need

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Speaker 4: to improve on at my gathering.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just a few little things, like the checks mix

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Speaker 2: was a little bit off. That's what Colleen thinks.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. She wants me to fix checks next.

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Speaker 2: Well, just like the ratio between pretzels and checks pieces.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't feel you the balance between Like what

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Speaker 4: are you saying?

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Speaker 2: It was pretzels and checks pieces. If you want to

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Speaker 2: write that down, there's probably too many pretzels, like a

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Speaker 2: three quarter to quarter ratio.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I make it the same every year,

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Speaker 4: So it's pretty rude of her to say that.

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Speaker 2: I can text her if you want me to or

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Speaker 2: not to send like a follow up email.

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Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. We're not going to be doing that.

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Speaker 2: Well, we can move on.

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Speaker 3: You know how about we don't.

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Speaker 2: Well, this one you might want to hear, because she

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Speaker 2: also recommended that next time you choose a table centerpiece

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Speaker 2: that's less gaudy.

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Speaker 3: He's got me after my centerpiece.

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Speaker 2: Well, she thought it was less home goods and more

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Speaker 2: home deep of what so take that for what you mean?

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Speaker 3: She did not say that.

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Speaker 2: She actually did. I took notes, and I'm pretty good

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Speaker 2: at taking notes. I went to college for it.

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Speaker 3: Are you even listening to me?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I can't have some stranger calling me out

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Speaker 4: of the blue to give me notes on what I

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Speaker 4: did at my holiday party on behalf of my mother

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Speaker 4: in law.

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Speaker 3: This is your job. This is what you do.

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Speaker 2: I do other things, like sometimes I get her mail.

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Speaker 3: Wow, great for you, that's so impressive.

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Speaker 2: Thinks I went to college for it.

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Speaker 3: This is the dumbest conversation that I've ever had. Are

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Speaker 3: we done?

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Speaker 2: Coullene said, you have a temper and can't control your emotions.

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Speaker 2: She thought this might happen.

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Speaker 4: Oh so she thought this might happen, right, that this

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Speaker 4: call would piss me off?

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Speaker 3: Will tell her She's right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Shana, I hear how you're feeling, but listen, it's

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Speaker 2: not that deep.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's not that deep.

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Speaker 2: Pauline understands that hosting isn't your strong suit. That's not

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Speaker 2: your fault.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Like I'm trying to tell you that I'm feeling some

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Speaker 4: type of way about this, and you just keep coming

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Speaker 4: after me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to It's just the way she laid

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Speaker 2: it out. It kind of sounded more like a trailer

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Speaker 2: park situation. Oh my god, and my sorority. We were

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Speaker 2: taught to help those less fortunate, whatever your freaking name was.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear another word out of your mouth.

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Speaker 2: I get it. Change is hard, especially with how little

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Speaker 2: your husband makes, and I am so sorry Colleen.

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Speaker 4: You can shut up and tell Colleen that she's not

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Speaker 4: even going to be.

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Speaker 3: Invited next year.

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Speaker 4: Wait what Yeah, she can keep her judgmental at home.

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Speaker 2: So you're not inviting her next year?

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Speaker 3: Dah, Are you not listening to me? You can't possibly

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Speaker 3: be that stupid.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's going to be so happy to

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Speaker 2: hear she doesn't have to drink any more. Bottom to

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Speaker 2: your wine, that lady.

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Speaker 3: You know what, There's nothing else left that I have

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Speaker 3: to say to you. I'm done with this.

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Speaker 2: Well wait, I just I have one last thing to

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Speaker 2: say to you. Colleen said, maybe instead of playing Christmas Carols,

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Speaker 2: you could put on Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning

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Speaker 2: at your party, you know next year.

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Speaker 3: Fricking what you know?

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Speaker 2: It's that show, the one that does the prank calls,

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Speaker 2: like the one that's happening to you right now.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: No? I mean yes, but yeah, I am kidding. My

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Speaker 2: name is Alexis, and your husband will set you up

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Speaker 2: for a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Wait, this whole thing's been a joke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, he says, you have to deal with

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Speaker 2: his overbearing mom all the time, especially over the holiday season.

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Speaker 2: But good news is it's over. You handled it like

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Speaker 2: a chap. You're good.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I was getting ready to call him and just tell

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Speaker 4: him there's no way that I can't even do this anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, don't forget. It's not that deep. Okay, right, Oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, it's not that deep.

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Speaker 2: Now we're on the same page finally, Okay, Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: got it.

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Speaker 4: Now broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning